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00:00The end of the day
00:13An old pepper in her step this morning
00:14Good, good to see
00:18He's not coming back, okay
00:21No one quite scratches under the chin like he can
00:24Not to mention those pigs ears
00:26Yummers!
00:27That was our dirty little secret
00:31I just want to make you happy, Joey
00:33It's just that
00:35Everything feels different now
00:37And I'm struggling here a bit
00:39And I think you are too
00:40But maybe you're just better at hiding it than me
00:42It's just that dogs need boundaries
00:46Sometimes I think you're the only one who doesn't judge me
00:50You know that?
00:51The only one who gets me
00:52I won't judge you if you don't judge me, okay?
00:55Ah
00:58Yeah, you see the thing is
01:00Now wait
01:01Aiden? No, pause, rewind, refocus
01:04What have you got to say for yourself?
01:05That was a proper human dog connecting moment we had
01:08That was pure Disney stuff right there
01:10Okay, so wait
01:11So this is
01:15Rookie
01:16No
01:16I know, boundaries, totally
01:18Yeah, no, I get us
01:20You know, you'd think I haven't watched Pretty Woman with you like 7000 times
01:23Not in the mouth!
01:34High five, sister
01:36Fuck, Shirley, that's not a high five
01:38I'm just really excited for you
01:39Congratulations, basically you haven't been fired
01:41Oh, was it gonna be?
01:43I'm not gonna lie, the chances were defo up there
01:45We're expecting a lot of trolling
01:47Big backlash, intense hate
01:49And all directed at you
01:50Because you're not Flora
01:51Okay
01:55I thought maybe they believed in me
01:57Yeah, no
01:58But then people liked it
02:00Our sponsors are happy
02:02We haven't fucked it up
02:03Okay, good
02:04Yeah
02:04Yes, it is good, Joy
02:06We're not gonna starve
02:07And I can still buy expensive moisturiser
02:09Which is important to me
02:10Okay?
02:11Okay
02:12Now, Geoffrey, Audrey and the team are waiting to tell us about this week's assignment
02:15You are gonna freak out
02:22It's not what I want
02:23It's not what I want
02:24It's not what I want
02:24It's not what I want
02:26It's not what I want
02:27I will
02:44All righty, all righty, all righty
02:47We are still standing, comrades
02:51I'm better than we expected, Joy
02:52Audrey here thought you were gonna fuck the whole thing up
02:55And then you went and surprised us all
02:56With your naive reporting style
02:58And your supreme vulnerability
03:00You fooled them all
03:02You didn't really fool me
03:03We have a pretty good editor
03:05So this week you basically need to be better
03:07We've assigned Stan to you for the rest of the week
03:09That guy is so committed
03:10He has third degree wind burns from Skellig Michael
03:13He's a legend
03:13He's amazing
03:14So you just concentrate on getting the juicy stuff
03:16Make it sexy, make it hot
03:18Jazz it up
03:19Jesus
03:19Jazz
03:20Jazz it up, jazz it up
03:21Okay
03:22So what exactly will I be doing?
03:24We need a piece on boundaries
03:26Write up your views on how they impact our lives
03:28To accompany your film piece to camera
03:29Where you'll be wrestling
03:31It's a wellness group called Wrestle Your Demons
03:33Where you get to explore healthy boundaries
03:35And tone up
03:35It's brilliant
03:36But you need to bring a friend
03:38You have to do it in twos
03:41You can do it Joy
03:42But we need more
03:43To know more about you
03:44We're watching Joy
03:50Sorry
03:53I'm sorry
03:55I'm sorry
03:57I'm sorry
03:58I'm sorry
03:59I'm sorry
03:59I'm sorry
04:00I'm sorry
04:00I'm sorry
04:00I'm sorry
04:00It's my mom
04:01Your dad's procedure is all done now
04:03Hello, Mrs. Joy's mum
04:05It's all good down there, chicken
04:07She's doing great
04:08He's a little bit tender, but his penis is fine, love
04:29Shh
04:29Hey, I saw the finished piece from last week
04:33Yeah, I really don't know what I'm doing
04:35No, it was good
04:35It was funny
04:37You were like a young, fearless, abseiling Princess Leia
04:42Or something
04:44Or like a Chewbacca or whatever
04:50They've assigned me to film this week's piece too
04:54So, see you in the wrestling ring
04:57Sorry
04:59Do you properly document my humiliation?
05:02No, don't worry
05:03I'll, uh
05:04I'll catch all your bass angles
05:07Really looking forward to it
05:14Um
05:42What is it with you?
05:44I mean with you and your stuff and your belongings
05:48And you just need all this space and order and Jesus
05:52Actually, well that's just really annoying
05:56It's just an order to things, you know
05:58There's boundaries to stuff
05:59Help people feel calm
06:01And make you feel happy and
06:04Organised
06:05That
06:07Be unhelpful
06:07Yeah, but what boundaries though?
06:10So it's like you make these rules up in your head
06:12And then you think you have to apply them to all life situations
06:16And you expect everyone else to know what the fuck you're talking about
06:19Or what to do with them
06:22Well, I don't want to keep discussing it
06:23Yeah, well I'm sorry if it frustrates me
06:29And your breathing exercises, of course, are your friend
06:34I'm sorry we couldn't go to the cinema
06:35But I've got to learn this stuff so I don't rip my vagina
06:38Yeah, no, I totally understand
06:39And with Tom being away, I've missed so many classes
06:42Thank you for coming with me
06:43That's cool, I'm enjoying this
06:45Basically, you just take your coconut oil
06:47And you just rub it right in there
06:50Right into your perineum
06:53This is very educational
06:55So, let's just breathe again here
06:57Okay, and
07:00Actually, do you know, I do have a favour to ask you back
07:02Will you be my wrestling partner?
07:07Erm, no
07:09You can't do that
07:11Yeah, they can be quite strict about things like
07:15Unpasteurised cheese and full contact wrestling
07:17Yeah
07:19Honestly, Joy, if you want to hang out with other friends
07:21I'm totally cool with it
07:23What other friends?
07:25Joy, it's okay to have other friends
07:27You can make other friends
07:29Because, believe it or not, you make a very lovely friend
07:32The one thing that you don't want is to be unrepaired
07:35Oh, don't forget, we have the roommate interviews tomorrow
07:38And who knows, maybe one of them could turn into like a real pal
07:41And before you know it, you've ripped your vagina right into your anus
07:45Exactly
07:49Yes
07:56Such a good menu
07:57Erm, I'm going to go for the croque monsieur
07:59With chips and sausages and a side of kale
08:02Keeps my hair shiny
08:03What do you want, Joy?
08:06I don't know, Charlene
08:08I think I'm just freaking out a little bit
08:10Because I have to find a partner for this wrestling thing, you know
08:12I mean, I know my world is small, I know I've cut myself off from a lot of people
08:15And maybe that's okay
08:17Or maybe now it's not okay because it's not working as a coping mechanism anymore
08:20But in truth, I just kind of convinced myself I didn't really need anybody else
08:22And anyway, I wouldn't know how to undo it all or do it any other way anyway
08:26Okay, but what would you like for lunch?
08:28Hm?
08:30Oh, yeah
08:32Er, same
08:36I don't know what I'm doing, Charlene
08:38Nobody does
08:39I just don't get this
08:41Wrestling
08:43I've got tight hamstrings
08:44What would Flora do?
08:47Stretch?
08:48Oh, look, please come with me tomorrow to the wrestling
08:52Geoffrey and Audrey are looking for something truthful and honest and amazing
08:55And I'm really starting to feel the pressure
08:57I can't go with you, Joy
08:59I can't double job
09:00And besides, I've been in trouble for fighting before
09:02But it can't be that hard for you to find someone
09:05People love being in front of the camera
09:07Thank you
09:09Go over to her
09:10Ask her
09:12Members of the public love being involved
09:14It makes them feel reflected in the truth of it
09:16Or some bullshit like that that's very touching but I don't really understand
09:20I can't ask her, she's gonna think I'm weird
09:22Probably, but is that really the worst that can happen?
09:27Okay
09:32Okay
09:37I'm sorry
09:38I can't, I can't
09:39I'm sorry, I can't
09:42I can't
09:44Hi, my name's Charlene, I work for the UCB
09:48My friend and I have a really good look and we're wondering if you'd like to talk to the segment
09:52tonight
09:52Are you serious?
09:54Yeah
09:54Great, what was your name? Sorry
09:57Sarah, nice to meet you
09:58So, this is Sarah and she'd really like to be involved in the piece tomorrow
10:03Hi, nice to meet you
10:15You're so lucky, do you know that?
10:18No social media
10:19No one looking to see how not perfectly you're living your life
10:22No one judging, no rules, no pressure
10:26I mean you can just go out and sniff around whoever you want
10:29No one's gonna get a picture of him putting on lines of the last bitch you've written is looking going
10:33Who's that?
10:35You know?
10:38And look, I don't mean bitch as in bitch
10:41I mean a lady dog
10:44And I hope you can still enjoy it after we've got rid of your balls
10:51Hi
10:52Hey
10:54Oh, my son
11:08Okay, how do we do this?
11:11Well we interview them and see which one fits best
11:14Great, easy peasy
11:14Piece of piss
11:16I love watching movies and going for walks in my spare time
11:22No
11:22I'd be happy to cook the meals and things
11:24Baking, I love baking
11:26I'm so sorry, I don't think it's gonna work out
11:28I'm trying to cut down on buns
11:30I have a boyfriend so he'd stay over sometimes
11:32But we're not noisy or anything
11:34Do you have a boyfriend?
11:37I'm incredibly organized
11:39Tidy
11:41Clean freak
11:42Sometimes I'd run with a cloth in a
11:44Dead old spritzer
11:46Stay in my room mostly
11:48Don't talk much
11:49Perfect
11:50No
11:51Our fridge is broken
11:52You'd hate it here
11:54We have no running water
11:55We have rats
11:56So sorry for wasting your time
11:57The room has actually just been taken
12:00Please, get out
12:02Thought you said you were gonna do things differently
12:04I'm trying
12:05You're not? You're not trying
12:07You said you were reimagining boundaries for your work, for your life
12:11I am, I did
12:12Just today, I hung out with this hot young thing
12:15Who happens to be maybe falling in love with human aid
12:17And tomorrow I'm gonna wrestle her
12:18What is that?
12:18On the internet, yeah
12:19So don't lecture me on boundaries
12:21Because
12:22Oh!
12:23Oh, okay Trish
12:25Watch this
12:26Oh!
12:28Look at the new me in action
12:30Are you watching?
12:32Do you want the room?
12:33Huh?
12:34The room here, do you want it?
12:35Er, yeah
12:36Great, it's yours
12:37Thank you, thank you so much, special angel
12:41That's so exciting
12:42Look at this, congrats
12:44Too low, that's my gi
12:50Sorry
12:53As you know, it's a piece on boundaries
12:55But look, it'll be a good bit of exercise or nothing else
12:58Because you look like you like to keep fit
13:00Would you say you do a lot of squats?
13:02Like would squatting be a part of your daily routine?
13:04Erm, yeah, I like to keep pretty fit
13:06Your hair is very swishy
13:08Are you good with kale?
13:10Like where are you with your intake of kale?
13:12Erm, is this a beauty feature?
13:13Oh, oh
13:16A bit of poo
13:18Erm
13:18It's just some background research stuff
13:22Er, cool
13:25You know, I've been thinking about the whole bindery things
13:28And you know, how to keep them healthy
13:31I think what it really is for me is just about
13:34Trying to do things continually outside your comfort zone, you know?
13:37And what if you can only exist inside your comfort zone?
13:40Well then you die
13:41Like, emotionally
13:43Why else do we exist if it's not to learn and grow?
13:46To love
13:48To find and share joy
13:50Besides, if I kept the boundaries
13:52I never would have met this great new guy
13:54No
13:56So sorry, I think I still have some shame in my shape
14:19Hey Joy
14:20Hello
14:21Er, I'm just gonna get a few shots over here
14:23And then I'll be ready to roll in two minutes
14:25Perfect
14:32So I...
14:34I hate running, right?
14:36I mean, I really hate it
14:38I think it actually stems from being chased by a potential sexual predator guy once
14:43Anyway, I don't believe in bad boundaries like that
14:46So, I joined this fun-tied running group and met this really cute guy
14:50I hate running in groups
14:52But hey
14:55Well...
14:55Oh, hey
14:57How about that?
14:58Where do you stand on WWE boundaries, huh?
15:00Sorry?
15:01Oh, Jesus!
15:01There's too much in your face for you?
15:02Kind of
15:03What about this?
15:04The rear naked choke
15:05The rear naked choke
15:06The rear naked choke
15:07The rear naked choke
15:15No!
15:16No, she's not!
15:17Oh!
15:23Hey, how about I just threw everything off course here for a second and...
15:27Told you I was falling in love with you
15:34Nothing
15:35Oh
15:37Anyway
15:37Turns out not all guys are sexual predators
15:40You know
15:41Some can be really sweet
15:42Fun
15:44Gentle
15:44Passionate lovers
15:46Rolling
15:51Are you okay?
15:53I think I am
15:54I think I must have eaten some raw chicken or something in that coffee shop
15:57I'm definitely gonna complain about it
16:00Yeah, you should
16:03Ready?
16:13Okay
16:14Before we start today
16:15Let's talk a little
16:17About the philosophy of professional wrestling
16:19What we learn in the ring here today
16:21We learn in life
16:23We can start to benefit from the strength of other people
16:25And secure boundaries
16:27To protect our weaknesses
16:28To protect our weaknesses
16:30When you're ready
16:31Start to circle each other
16:33And recognize each other's body languages
16:56That's actually an illegal shot
16:58I'm so sorry
17:22Hey, landlady. I'm just unwinding. Ch-ch-chillin.
17:26Oh, by the way, do not panic about the mess.
17:29I am going to clean it up. I basically unpacked here and I'm going to move it up to my
17:32room.
17:33I've been living on a couch for so long, I totally forgot about wardrobes.
17:38Oh, yeah. Also, I wanted to watch TV and then I found this zipped up in here.
17:44And I didn't want to tamper with it because I thought it might be part of a policing investigation.
17:49And I know it's a crime to tamper with the evidence.
17:51And I didn't want you to end up in jail just because I wanted to watch Cake Boss, you know?
17:58You lived on couches?
18:00Yeah, couchsurf.com. You basically, like, live on loads of random people's couches,
18:06meeting new people, new experiences, moving around, mixing it up.
18:11I have met some of my best friends, actually, on couches. Some of my best lovers, even.
18:17Who knew I'd learn to make the perfect patatus bravas from the coolest Latino transgender mind performer I personally have
18:23ever met.
18:23Honestly. He was like...
18:25And I was like...
18:26I thought there was a window there. But there was no window.
18:32I've never even...
18:34had patatus bravas.
18:35Oh, my God. I'll teach you how to make them.
18:39That'd be really nice.
18:41I think maybe I've needed some patatus bravas for some while now.
18:44Oh, carb-related sugar slumps. I hear you, sister.
18:47I, one time, fainted on the street and cracked two ribs because a lady cycled over me on a city
18:53bike.
18:53So you have to be very careful with those.
19:00Oh, no. Hang on. Let me. Do not worry.
19:07Oh. Just...
19:08Voila!
19:10Oh, thank you.
19:15Oh.
19:30Me and this guy, um...
19:33We broke up right in the middle of season two of Narcos.
19:36Oh, no.
19:37Yeah. I just couldn't touch it, you know.
19:40I just zipped it up in here.
19:47How come you're here?
19:49You know, in a room, not on a couch for some surfy trip.
19:54Yeah.
19:55Ah, my last guy.
19:58He, um, stole my credit card after he stole my heart.
20:03Jesus.
20:03He also stole, like, this really lovely cashmere sweater I was particularly attached to.
20:08Yeah, so I just needed to move on, just try something new.
20:11Who?
20:14I did something new today.
20:15Oh?
20:17I hung out with a stranger.
20:21Yeah, we chatted.
20:22She...
20:23She let her guard down, and I really wanted to hate her, you know?
20:28But she was great.
20:31I can totally see why he likes her.
20:37Then I fought her, like an old-fashioned jewel.
20:40But she won.
20:42She really won, you know?
20:45She opened up her boundaries, and when I crossed them, she took my strength.
20:48She took my fucking strength, Amelia.
20:49I felt like Mickey Rourke.
20:51Yeah.
20:53Then she...
20:54And then she handed me my less toned ass back to me on a plate.
20:58I mean, it was pretty impressive, to be honest.
21:00And now the teaser is trending on Twitter, which is interesting.
21:07Maybe I've just had my boundary settings the wrong way around.
21:11Oh.
21:14Hey.
21:18Do you want to watch some drug lords get gunned down at close range in the face?
21:24Sounds really lovely.
21:27Give me that.
21:30Oh, God.
21:31Ah!
21:32Ah!
21:32Ah!
21:33Ah!
21:34Ah!
21:34I'm out!
21:35Right.
21:36Here we go.
21:44Oh, sorry.
21:45There we go.
21:55His face.
21:57See, I find him really handsome, even though I do know that he has written quite a lot of
22:01family's lives through his exploits.
22:04There goes his face.
22:29There goes his face.
22:46I see a lot of trauma but I am not going to do it right now.
22:52свой body was all appreciated.
22:53Yeah, I am really good.
23:00I think I'm ready to give you this.
23:05Joey, your tiny heart of stone.
23:08Yeah.
23:11You're welcome.
23:36You have two new voice messages.
23:39Hey, it's Charlene.
23:40That girl from the coffee shop.
23:41She is fab.
23:42It's Audrey.
23:43It's better-ish.
23:45It's honest.
23:46Kind of.
23:47Maybe we got to know you more.
23:49Sort of.
23:49Bye.
24:00Hey.
24:02Oh, yeah.
24:03The Snuggle Monster's here.
24:05Oh, she's probably wondering what she's got herself into.
24:09She must be exhausted, poor thing.
24:12I know.
24:15I miss him, too.
24:16Oh, God.
24:17That's got me.
24:18That's really got me.
24:21Oh.
24:23Go away.
24:25We're bonding.
24:27Hey, Joy.
24:29Some bloke is here with the same name as your dog.
24:32What?
24:33He says it's about wrestling that woman on the internet.
24:36Oh, my God.
24:36Pig's ears!
24:38Joy.
24:39Go away.
24:40The Snuggle Bridge is a toy boy.
24:47The Snuggle Bridge Wedding is a toy boy.
24:47Nor will I miss the toy boy.
24:523
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