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00:33:59et c'était très difficile.
00:34:03Donc, vous savez,
00:34:06c'était la première chose à me offert,
00:34:08et nous sommes.
00:34:10Vous êtes excités sur votre job?
00:34:13Oui, oui.
00:34:15Je pense que je suis juste excitée
00:34:17pour sortir de mon vieux vieux.
00:34:19Mais, je veux dire,
00:34:21New York City, vous savez?
00:34:23C'est un grand.
00:34:24Il y a un grand.
00:34:25Il y a un grand.
00:34:28Comme un ex ?
00:34:30Comment vous savez ?
00:34:32C'est un grand guess.
00:34:34Vous n'avez pas pour juste...
00:34:36People.
00:34:39Nous étions engagés.
00:34:43Oh, wow.
00:34:45C'est quoi ?
00:34:47Si vous ne me demandez pas.
00:34:51Juste...
00:34:52La vie.
00:34:54Et quoi ?
00:34:56Comp gráficer.
00:34:58C'est une romance?
00:35:02Oh, está d'accord.
00:35:04Tu es dài.
00:35:05Est va dài.
00:35:05C'est pas d'胡 majeur.
00:35:07C'est pas d'amour.
00:35:08J'ai battu Украї.
00:35:09A screws de collerób' ».
00:35:11letztement,
00:35:12Oh, you do?
00:35:13Yes.
00:35:13So, your fiancé came out to you and told you that she had been cheating on you with
00:35:22your business partner?
00:35:24Nice.
00:35:25Yeah.
00:35:27I know this sounds really silly, but I always kind of wanted a relationship like my parents.
00:35:33You know, they met, fell in love, got married very quickly.
00:35:38Very cute, sounds very ideal.
00:35:42It was.
00:35:45Why was?
00:35:48My dad had a heart attack, passed away a few years back, so...
00:35:53I'm sorry.
00:35:55I just want to skip to the part of a relationship where you get to sit on a porch and
00:35:59you don't
00:35:59have to talk and, you know, you're just like...
00:36:01Yeah, you want to not talk to your partner.
00:36:04Exactly.
00:36:05That is perfection.
00:36:07One girl told me I was holding her back from her true potential, and I guess her true potential
00:36:14was a guy named Melvin.
00:36:15Stop.
00:36:18So, I'm starting to wonder if something's wrong with me.
00:36:22I'm kind of wondering if there's something wrong with these girls.
00:36:25I get it when you do something bad, right?
00:36:28Like when...
00:36:29Or you can see the steps that led to a breakup, but...
00:36:33Yeah.
00:36:34Screw.
00:36:35Cheaters.
00:36:36Seriously.
00:36:37Like, let me know.
00:36:38Don't put me through the wringer.
00:36:40It's...
00:36:41Ugh!
00:36:41I just...
00:36:46I'm kind of getting dizzy.
00:36:49Yeah.
00:37:05I'm kind of getting dizzy.
00:37:13And welcome back to Harper's How To's.
00:37:17Today, we are going to do something a little fun.
00:37:20We are going to make men's clothing into women.
00:37:24And what I...
00:37:26Dealing with in doubt
00:37:29Wasting years come crawling towards you
00:37:33Now you need some help
00:37:36Well, I know it's hard when you're lonesome
00:37:40And sorrow can soak to the bone
00:37:44And one day you'll find that you're bleeding out
00:37:48But baby, I'm already gone
00:37:52Well, I know it's hard when you're lonesome
00:37:56And sorrow can soak to the bone
00:38:00And one day you'll find that you're bleeding out
00:38:04And baby, I'm already gone
00:38:07Devin, Daddy has to talk to work right now, okay?
00:38:11Stay with Mama.
00:38:12Bye.
00:38:13Dude, just be happy you don't have kids right now.
00:38:15Yeah, that sounds kind of fun, though.
00:38:17How are the little dudes?
00:38:19I never thought I would say this, and...
00:38:20Katherine agrees, but...
00:38:24They're not cool
00:38:25What?
00:38:26Like, I just...
00:38:27I would never hang out with my kids
00:38:29If I wasn't responsible for their lives
00:38:31Do you know what I mean?
00:38:32Oh, my God.
00:38:33You know, like, I don't want to smoke weed with them
00:38:36Or play pool with them, or whatever
00:38:38Like, they're dumb.
00:38:39Yeah, they're toddlers.
00:38:40Yeah, well, we'll talk when you have a few of your own
00:38:43I don't think we will.
00:38:45Hey, Devin, Devin, go back inside
00:38:48It's not safe, the virus is out here
00:38:50Go back inside, buddy
00:38:52Oh, how's the, uh, how's that girl you're with?
00:38:55She's honestly really cool
00:38:57I mean, she's a little angry, but...
00:39:00Oh, bad sign, man. That's a bad sign
00:39:01Because the longer you're with them, the angrier they get
00:39:04And you don't want... they're gonna just... she's gonna get angrier
00:39:07What?
00:39:08Doesn't matter what you do, they just get angrier
00:39:09I think it's aging for them
00:39:12You know, we get more handsome, they get... angrier
00:39:16Wait, Devin
00:39:17Devin, grab two more of these
00:39:19From the fridge?
00:39:21Yeah
00:39:22Can you bring me... Devin, hey, Devin
00:39:24You're a bad father
00:39:26No, you're not supposed to be a good father
00:39:29You don't get it
00:39:30You'll get it
00:39:32But you don't get it
00:39:32What?
00:39:35You don't get it, man
00:39:47You don't get it
00:39:48You don't get it
00:39:53You don't get it
00:39:54You don't get it
00:39:55You don't get it
00:39:56You don't get it
00:39:57You don't get it
00:39:57You don't get it
00:39:58You don't get it
00:39:58You don't get it
00:39:59You don't get it
00:39:59You don't get it
00:39:59You don't get it
00:40:00You don't get it
00:40:05You don't get it
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00:45:03C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
00:45:33C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
00:45:48C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:46:18Do you want to try?
00:46:20OK.
00:46:48Girl, I don't think you meant what you said.
00:46:52I know your heart.
00:46:58That was not five minutes.
00:47:02I cheated on my fiancee.
00:47:05Oh.
00:47:07Once.
00:47:08OK.
00:47:11I'm a terrible person.
00:47:14I mean...
00:47:19I like you.
00:47:21That's why I'm telling you this.
00:47:26I thought you didn't want a relationship.
00:47:31I didn't.
00:47:33I...
00:47:34I don't.
00:47:37Oh.
00:47:40We were falling out for years.
00:47:44Not going anywhere.
00:47:47Like, I feel like he just proposed to me just to avoid a fight.
00:47:53But you said yes.
00:47:55Yeah.
00:47:56Yeah.
00:47:56I said yes.
00:47:58I...
00:47:59I just didn't know how to break it off with him.
00:48:01And he...
00:48:02He knew me so well.
00:48:04And I knew him.
00:48:05And...
00:48:06And the last thing I wanted to do was break his heart.
00:48:10And instead I did way worse.
00:48:15I am...
00:48:16A...
00:48:17Shit.
00:48:19I wouldn't say that.
00:48:22I am.
00:48:23No.
00:48:24I wouldn't say a shit.
00:48:26OK.
00:48:27I'm a...
00:48:28A...
00:48:29Tramp.
00:48:31I definitely wouldn't say that either.
00:48:35I'm a cheater.
00:48:43Please say something.
00:48:52My cousin took me fishing once.
00:48:55So boring.
00:48:56I hated it.
00:48:57Truly.
00:48:58Not...
00:49:00Don't say just anything.
00:49:03Like...
00:49:06Just because I went fishing once doesn't make me a fisherman.
00:49:10You know?
00:49:11OK.
00:49:13You cheated.
00:49:16You are not a fisherman.
00:49:21OK.
00:49:23I think I get what you're saying.
00:49:26I'm saying...
00:49:30I like you too.
00:49:41I'm afraid to ask.
00:49:43What?
00:49:46Is it the world ending or...
00:49:48Do you actually like me?
00:49:52Believe it or not...
00:49:54I actually like you.
00:49:58I wish you didn't have to say believe it or not.
00:50:02But...
00:50:03Thanks.
00:50:13Thanks for texting.
00:50:15My head.
00:50:16Magic.
00:50:18They will be respect for names and actions.
00:50:26You?
00:50:28agency!
00:50:32evaluating.
00:50:34Dancing.
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00:54:25Les MREs, Joe.
00:54:26Nobody wants them.
00:54:28You'd be surprised.
00:54:29Are you kidding?
00:54:31She's kidding, right?
00:54:32So, young love.
00:54:33It's so nice.
00:54:35Oh, it's...
00:54:35We're not...
00:54:36It's not?
00:54:37We should do a game night.
00:54:39They hardly know us, Joe.
00:54:40We are known for our game nights.
00:54:43Oh.
00:54:43Joe won't take me to concerts.
00:54:49So, how long have you been a prepper?
00:54:52Read an article about how the federal government controls water supply lines.
00:54:55and bought my first urine-to-water converter about 15 years ago.
00:54:59Drove me crazy.
00:55:00But look at us now driving everyone crazy, huh?
00:55:02Who'd have thought we'd need our social circle to stay sane?
00:55:05But I guess at the end of the day, you need your friends.
00:55:15I can't figure out how to use the dang video telephone.
00:55:18Can you help with that?
00:55:20Can you help him with his phone?
00:55:21Is that thing to convert pee to water?
00:55:24No, we have that part down.
00:55:26Honey, we can do that.
00:55:27Basically, government's making plans to weaken the tentpoles of society.
00:55:31Thankfully, we have a president who isn't an insider like all those sewer rats.
00:55:36I'm sorry.
00:55:36Excuse me?
00:55:37It's a fax.
00:55:38No, Joe has a composter.
00:55:39I read things.
00:55:40Different things.
00:55:41You don't...
00:55:41You don't actually think that the president has our best interest?
00:55:44It's a fact.
00:55:45I mean, I read a lot of stuff.
00:55:47Can you compost paper towels?
00:55:49We've got about six more months of this lockdown, minimum.
00:55:51Unbleached paper towels.
00:55:52They'll compost.
00:55:53That cannot be accurate.
00:55:54It's accurate.
00:55:55Six months.
00:55:55Any unbleached paper product will do.
00:55:58I mean, it's very good for the soil.
00:55:59It oxidizes it.
00:56:00Maybe not according to mainstream media projections.
00:56:01You've got to keep the masses from panicking.
00:56:03That can't be accurate.
00:56:04Or maybe it nitricizes it like nitrogen.
00:56:05I can't remember.
00:56:07I've actually been trying to get into a composter.
00:56:09What the hell are you saying?
00:56:11Oh.
00:56:16Okay, okay.
00:56:17It's saying there's a Wi-Fi signal, just no service, but the Ethernet.
00:56:21Wait.
00:56:22Maybe you should call the company.
00:56:23No, I've had this happen before.
00:56:26Jesus.
00:56:26Six months?
00:56:28That guy was crazy.
00:56:30Damn it.
00:56:32That guy was crazy.
00:56:33Can we talk about how your ex saw my junk and then said, uh, you left me for that?
00:56:40Let me try.
00:56:41Go ahead.
00:56:44I cannot be trapped here for six months.
00:56:47Not without Wi-Fi.
00:56:48I'm sorry.
00:56:49I didn't realize you were trapped.
00:56:50What?
00:56:51I didn't realize you were trapped.
00:56:54It says there's a Wi-Fi signal, but no service.
00:56:58I already said that.
00:57:00All right.
00:57:00Should I call the company?
00:57:01No, I will figure it out.
00:57:06Am I a rebound?
00:57:08Stop that.
00:57:09I just, I feel used.
00:57:11Stop that.
00:57:11I do.
00:57:13Six months with no Wi-Fi, you should call the company.
00:57:19Stop saying that.
00:57:20What are we going to do the whole time?
00:57:22Read?
00:57:25Why did you tell Nancy that we weren't a thing?
00:57:29Because we're not.
00:57:31I don't know.
00:57:32It's new.
00:57:33Is that why you called your ex?
00:57:35He called me.
00:57:37And you answered.
00:57:38Sounds like regret to me.
00:57:41I knew this was too good to be true.
00:57:44Admit it.
00:57:45Just please.
00:57:45Let's be up front.
00:57:46This was too good to be true.
00:57:48I haven't talked to him since everything.
00:57:52I'm just, I'm confused.
00:57:58I will call about the Wi-Fi.
00:58:02You told me that you didn't want to be in a relationship, and so I held off trying.
00:58:08Thank you for sparing me.
00:58:09Okay.
00:58:10English.
00:58:10You know what I mean.
00:58:12No.
00:58:12Geez, I just mean that I was actively trying not to fall for you.
00:58:16I'm talking to the phone.
00:58:18I, I just can't handle another broken heart.
00:58:21No.
00:58:21Damn it.
00:58:23Chill.
00:58:23Don't tell me to chill.
00:58:25Don't string me along.
00:58:26Speak with operator.
00:58:28Please.
00:58:29Why is the Wi-Fi not working?
00:58:30Why were you talking to your fiancé?
00:58:32Ex.
00:58:33Did you miss him after sleeping with me?
00:58:35Yes.
00:58:36Okay.
00:58:37I'm talking.
00:58:39You are exhausting.
00:58:41Broken internet.
00:58:42Can you please put down the phone?
00:58:44Yes.
00:58:45No.
00:58:45Why did you call him?
00:58:46Magritte?
00:58:47We were together for eight years.
00:58:50What?
00:58:51Yeah, I answered an eight-year ex's phone call.
00:58:54Okay?
00:58:56Are you happy?
00:58:57Is that good?
00:58:58Broken internet.
00:59:01Please hold as I connect you with the nearest representative.
00:59:06Trapped.
00:59:07With some nerdy guy who looks at dicks all done.
00:59:10You are so insecure.
00:59:12So you actually think that.
00:59:13That's how you see yourself.
00:59:14No.
00:59:15No.
00:59:16That's how I heard you laughing and talking to your friends about me.
00:59:20Oh, so you were spying on me?
00:59:21You weren't exactly quiet about it.
00:59:23I didn't know you then.
00:59:25Yeah?
00:59:26So?
00:59:26So you aren't in my position.
00:59:29Ah.
00:59:30Ah.
00:59:30Ah.
00:59:31Trapped.
00:59:31In your position.
00:59:34Now you sound like my ex.
00:59:35Stop comparing me to him.
00:59:37I'm doing that enough as it is.
00:59:39What?
00:59:39Who?
00:59:40Your ex.
00:59:41What?
00:59:42You mean what?
00:59:43This morning when I walked in and an Adonis of a man saw my naked body and was surprised
00:59:48that someone like you would ever end up with someone like me.
00:59:51How can you even think like that?
00:59:53How can I not think like that?
00:59:54You're gorgeous and I'm, uh, I knew it was too good to be true.
01:00:00Yeah, I know.
01:00:01You already said that.
01:00:02So it is.
01:00:03No.
01:00:04Are you talking to the phone or are you talking to me?
01:00:07To the phone.
01:00:07Thank you for your patience.
01:00:08We appreciate your service.
01:00:09Telecom services offers the fastest and most reliable internet in our country.
01:00:13Thank you for being our customer.
01:00:14You lied on our first date.
01:00:16Wouldn't you if your job was looking at America's most wanted cock and balls?
01:00:20Ugh.
01:00:21Gross.
01:00:21You're gross.
01:00:22Since when does failing at making one app make you an app developer?
01:00:26At least I have a job.
01:00:32Have you tried resetting your router?
01:00:34You like playing with my heart.
01:00:36You like saying one thing and then doing another.
01:00:39No, I don't.
01:00:39Yes, you do.
01:00:40Oh my God.
01:00:41I hate it here.
01:00:43I knew it was too good to be true.
01:00:44Oh, boo hoo.
01:00:45You're such a mean person.
01:00:47Oh God, you act like you're the elephant man.
01:00:49Don't break my heart like you did your ex-fiance.
01:00:51No, you're manipulating this to make me feel bad and I won't.
01:00:55I refuse.
01:00:55You have been patronizing me since day one and I'm so...
01:00:58Lazy is lazy.
01:01:00And quitting after failing on your dreams once shows that you're ready to quit on everything
01:01:04else easily too.
01:01:04I'm ready to quit on everything else?
01:01:06You are an adulterer.
01:01:08An adulterer?
01:01:09Yeah.
01:01:09And you're so angry.
01:01:11I am working on that.
01:01:13I knew this was too good to be true.
01:01:15Oh my God.
01:01:16You are such a fucking headcase.
01:01:17And you're a cheater.
01:01:18And you don't deserve love.
01:01:24You're right.
01:01:27We're through.
01:01:29We never were.
01:01:32You have made that abundantly clear.
01:01:38We're sorry.
01:01:39Due to an increase in demand, no representatives are available for the next 43 hours.
01:01:44Shut up!
01:01:45Goodbye.
01:01:47Goodbye.
01:01:52Well, I don't want to play anymore.
01:01:57Well, I don't want to play anymore.
01:02:03Cause baby Norm's on second base and left field feels like...
01:02:09You!
01:02:11The hell?
01:02:12What's wrong with you?
01:02:14What the hell?
01:02:16I'm charging you for that.
01:02:18Go ahead.
01:02:20You're a real psycho, you know.
01:02:23Well, I don't want to play anymore.
01:02:27Well, I don't want to play anymore.
01:02:43You're an asshole.
01:02:45Just check to make sure this thing works.
01:02:56Did you drink all the almond milk?
01:03:01Almond drink, bitch.
01:03:04If it's worth it
01:03:07For all the trains you work tonight
01:03:11Every single time
01:03:19What are you doing?
01:03:21Got a shit.
01:03:22Not now you don't.
01:03:23Not now.
01:03:25I do.
01:03:27What?
01:03:28No.
01:03:29What are you doing?
01:03:30Oh, man.
01:03:31Ow.
01:03:32Ow.
01:03:33Oh, my God.
01:03:34That's like a baseball.
01:03:36Oh, my God.
01:03:38I don't want to die.
01:03:40Plush the toilet.
01:03:42Plush the toilet.
01:03:43And wash your hands.
01:03:45I'm saving water.
01:03:46Plush the toilet.
01:03:48It's just not fair to consistently put my trust.
01:03:52And I don't want to put them in one group, but women.
01:03:57I mean, I do trust women, but it hurts to get my heart broken, cheated on, or sidestepped.
01:04:06And I feel like maybe it's just me, because everyone else seems to have it figured out.
01:04:14As far as I'm concerned, the only two healthy responses in relationships are yes, dear, and I'm sorry, dear.
01:04:21And that's it.
01:04:28Do you have pants on under there?
01:04:30Wait, it's green.
01:04:31Oh, my God.
01:04:32It's green.
01:04:33Thank you so much.
01:04:35I fixed the...
01:04:37I fixed the Wi-Fi.
01:04:42Things took a turn for the worse.
01:04:45Here.
01:04:45She tried to bite you.
01:04:46What? No.
01:04:47Pretty good guess, though, yeah?
01:04:48No.
01:04:48I'm usually pretty good at picking out the biters.
01:04:52How do you do it, man?
01:04:54Do what?
01:04:54Wife.
01:04:56With someone else.
01:04:57With Catherine.
01:04:58How do you make it work?
01:05:01Shit.
01:05:02Yeah.
01:05:02I'm feeling that.
01:05:03Oh, no, no.
01:05:05I, uh, I shit.
01:05:06You know, the bathroom.
01:05:07It's kind of like my office now.
01:05:09Oh.
01:05:10I am never gonna pretend that I fully understand Catherine.
01:05:15Because I don't.
01:05:16Like, sometimes we'll just be watching Chicago PD, having a great time, and she will just start weeping.
01:05:25Like, just crying tears, tears, and somehow that's my fault.
01:05:31Sounds confusing.
01:05:31Yeah, but man, if I got married again, she would definitely be my best man.
01:05:37That's actually really sweet.
01:05:41And even with the crying for no reason at all, or the look she gives me, or, like, the yelling
01:05:47at me, because I accidentally killed the cat.
01:05:51What?
01:05:51But I still love her.
01:05:52You know?
01:05:53Even with those faults of hers, you know?
01:05:58I mean, I really love everything about her.
01:06:04You just gotta accept people for who they are.
01:06:06Like, I'm not good with tools.
01:06:07Like, I can't hang a TV on the wall without it, like, falling off and dropping on the cat.
01:06:13Yeah.
01:06:14Or whatever.
01:06:15What is going on here?
01:06:17Okay.
01:06:17Okay, buddy.
01:06:18Gotta go.
01:06:28Coming up on Sex Island.
01:06:30You bugger!
01:06:31Is he for me?
01:06:32Or Tristan?
01:06:33And I'll be touched on you bloody c*****.
01:06:34Tensions get high in the bum hut.
01:06:40I saw you licking his tawny rot in the bum hut.
01:06:43I smelt your poppy pie.
01:06:45Oh, dad, she was snogging on my wanker.
01:06:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:57No!
01:06:59To the American people, y'all have been fire through all of this.
01:07:04For real.
01:07:05I mean, minus the tragic deaths and the other party trying to make me out to be some kind of
01:07:11bad guy.
01:07:12Like, I mean, what's that about anyway?
01:07:14Like, who wins in that?
01:07:15But you?
01:07:16The people?
01:07:17Y'all have been mega chill.
01:07:19So I'm gonna break it to you.
01:07:21I've been talking with my team and they laid it out very easy terms.
01:07:29We have to stay in a little longer.
01:07:32Actually, not sure how much longer.
01:07:35Maybe a lot longer.
01:07:37Maybe a lot longer.
01:07:37We don't know.
01:07:38This is hell.
01:07:38But just sit tight.
01:07:40I'm in hell.
01:07:40This is hell.
01:07:41I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm president of the United State.
01:07:44Not even quite sure how much longer that is.
01:07:46This is hell.
01:07:47Help!
01:07:48This is hell!
01:07:49This is hell!
01:07:50Oh my god, non, non, non, non, non, non.
01:07:53Oh, non, non, non, non, non, non, non.
01:07:58I just want to go home, I want to see my family.
01:08:06Well, hand grenades and horseshoes, baby.
01:08:10Close is not the only thing.
01:08:13I can give you close to nothing.
01:08:17I just want you close to me
01:08:20Well you said that I'm halfway crazy
01:08:30But halfway beats the whole damn thing
01:08:33So when I say I'm crazy about you
01:08:37Babe I know just what I mean
01:08:40Well the going's always easy
01:08:50But it's so hard being gone
01:08:56Well hand grenades and horseshoes baby
01:09:00Close is not the only thing
01:09:03What are you doing?
01:09:06Good morning
01:09:06You're freaking me out
01:09:09I figured since the world is ending
01:09:13And we're stuck with each other
01:09:15For God knows how long
01:09:16And we can't be in love
01:09:18And I don't think we should be in hate
01:09:21We might as well be in friends
01:09:25Okay
01:09:25And you know what friends do?
01:09:29Have sex
01:09:30What? No
01:09:31What kind of friends do you have?
01:09:33Not that kind
01:09:35I just thought that's where you were going
01:09:36Why would I be going there?
01:09:38I don't know
01:09:39You're a guy
01:09:41Okay point taken
01:09:43But no
01:09:44Friends
01:09:47Get drunk together
01:09:48No
01:09:49That's your dad's
01:09:50I can't
01:09:51It is
01:09:52But I can't think of a better time
01:09:54To drink it than now
01:09:55Dude no
01:09:58Too late
01:10:04Let's get shwasty
01:10:16Let's race the genius trenches of your heart's topography
01:10:20And the darkness was extensively as far as I can see
01:10:25God damn the mess you made me
01:10:27Through the wretch it just might save me
01:10:29I believe
01:10:32What?
01:10:34That's the worst one yet
01:10:35Oh yeah it's so gross
01:10:37In the cold organic metal that you were never meant to see
01:10:43God damn the mess you made me
01:10:45Through the wretch it just might save me
01:10:48I believe
01:10:49Okay
01:10:50Okay
01:10:50Every time the news says virus
01:10:54You have to take a drink
01:10:56Okay
01:11:00There's another one
01:11:02Dude no way
01:11:04What?
01:11:06I think I have the plug
01:11:08No
01:11:15We dropped!
01:11:21Your chair is crazy
01:11:23Yeah
01:11:26Now what do we do?
01:11:29I don't know
01:11:30I don't know
01:11:30I thought you smoked
01:11:33I thought you smoked
01:11:34I thought you smoked
01:11:34On ancient page
01:11:35And blood as black as ink
01:11:37That night you gave your life away
01:11:40To love and be set free
01:11:42God damn the mess you made me
01:11:44You're the wretch it just might save me
01:11:46Son of a bitch
01:11:47All definitely could be a metaphor
01:11:49All right I'm close to that
01:11:50Or it could be true
01:11:51You serve the man
01:11:52You
01:11:54You
01:11:54I will
01:11:56Oh my god
01:11:57I have an idea
01:11:58What?
01:11:59Let's teepee
01:12:01Joe and Nancy
01:12:23Let's teepee
01:12:25Joe and Nancy
01:12:29Yes
01:12:29It's a scooter
01:12:30Scooter based dating app
01:12:32You can own your own apartment
01:12:34You can own an apartment
01:12:35Damn
01:12:35Unless you made me
01:12:36The wretch it just might save me
01:12:39I believe
01:12:39Well that's an app
01:12:42You have not
01:12:43I have dyed my beard
01:12:44What?
01:12:45Yes
01:12:47Why?
01:12:48The side gets uneven
01:12:50And I get the goatee
01:12:51That's so good
01:12:55You were just gonna say it
01:12:56Oh I didn't say it
01:12:57You're such a hater dude
01:12:59Dude stop
01:12:59My best friends are gay
01:13:01So you were gonna say it
01:13:03No
01:13:03Yes
01:13:04No
01:13:06No
01:13:07You hate your best friends
01:13:09No
01:13:12No
01:13:16No
01:13:21No
01:13:22No
01:13:22Does this make my thighs look big?
01:13:24Nope
01:13:27Oh
01:13:28Oh
01:13:28Oh no
01:13:32Are you okay?
01:13:34This is so bad
01:13:38Wait
01:13:40Ready?
01:13:44What's up?
01:13:46What's up?
01:13:48Do I look hot?
01:13:50It's so hot
01:13:52Really?
01:13:56You look really hot
01:13:59In this outfit
01:14:00Shut up
01:14:05Oh whoa
01:14:07What?
01:14:08You don't
01:14:09No?
01:14:22Oh
01:14:25Holy shit
01:14:27Ow
01:14:30What pool is that?
01:14:34Guns?
01:14:41Water
01:14:51I can't see anything
01:14:59No
01:15:01This night with the discovery of a vaccine
01:15:04The president addressed the nation
01:15:06Yeah
01:15:07We did it
01:15:08America
01:15:09America
01:15:11Yeah baby
01:15:12We did it
01:15:13We
01:15:14You know what?
01:15:15I should say
01:15:15I did it
01:15:17Okay?
01:15:17I made it happen
01:15:18I don't know if y'all heard
01:15:19But my little homies
01:15:20At the CDC
01:15:22Did their thing
01:15:23And they made the thing
01:15:24To stop the thing
01:15:26So we can get on
01:15:27With this thing
01:15:28You know what I'm saying?
01:15:30Feels good man
01:15:31See y'all
01:15:32Just get back to your lives
01:15:33Get back to living
01:15:34And do your thing
01:15:36Woo
01:15:36Yeah
01:15:37Yeah
01:15:38Woo
01:15:39And
01:15:40You
01:15:41You
01:15:42If you didn't believe in me
01:15:43Lockdown will be lifted in droves
01:15:46Over the next two months
01:15:47Depending on local municipal authority's release pack
01:15:55Okay
01:15:56Let me get this
01:15:58Okay
01:16:07Let me get this
01:16:08Well hey
01:16:09I guess I'll uh
01:16:10See you around
01:16:11Yeah
01:16:12Maybe not for a while
01:16:16Agreed
01:16:20Hey
01:16:21For real
01:16:22Thank you
01:16:23Again
01:16:24Don't mention it
01:16:25You know
01:16:32Should be here
01:16:33Like any second
01:16:35Tootally
01:16:36Tootally
01:16:41Tootally
01:16:42And about
01:16:45Oh dude
01:16:46Just uh
01:16:46I think we should enjoy the fact
01:16:49That this is over
01:16:50You know?
01:16:52Yeah
01:16:52Yes
01:16:53It's over
01:16:55We tried it
01:16:57Didn't work
01:16:58We move on
01:17:01Maybe in
01:17:02Different circumstances
01:17:03Maybe
01:17:05Maybe
01:17:06Probably not
01:17:11It was fun
01:17:12I just
01:17:13Wouldn't recommend it to anyone else
01:17:15Yeah
01:17:22That's it
01:17:22That's it
01:17:23Well hey
01:17:27Bye
01:17:27Oh
01:17:27Goodbye
01:17:33Goodbye
01:17:37And hey
01:17:38Enjoy the city
01:17:39It's actually
01:17:42Much bigger than my house
01:17:44I hope so
01:17:45Yeah
01:17:45See ya
01:17:47See ya
01:17:48See ya
01:18:18The last time
01:18:19The last time
01:18:20That I come around
01:18:21And still somehow
01:18:22Make it out alive
01:18:27Well this time
01:18:31Won't be the last time
01:18:36Well the last time I get knocked down to you I'm bound and who's to say it's right
01:18:45Well if you fall
01:18:48Well if you fall
01:18:50Yeah if you fall
01:18:54Yeah if you fall
01:18:57Yeah if you fall
01:18:57Go on and lose
01:18:59It all
01:19:01It all
01:19:04Fall
01:19:06Fall
01:19:07Fall apart
01:19:11Well I don't think you meant what you said I know your heart
01:19:19So quick to take the long way most days you say something that you read on a loose page baby
01:19:29living in your head like an old sage ain't so dark
01:19:36Fall apart
01:19:39Fall apart
01:19:39Fall apart
01:19:40Fall apart
01:20:01Hi
01:20:02Hello
01:20:04Hello
01:20:05Wow
01:20:07How are you
01:20:09I'm good
01:20:10I'm good
01:20:12I quit my job
01:20:14Wow
01:20:15Ballsy
01:20:16No no not anymore
01:20:17No more balls
01:20:19So what are you doing now
01:20:22I'm actually in app development
01:20:24Not lying this time
01:20:26Got some funding for a new idea
01:20:28So
01:20:29Wow
01:20:30That's amazing
01:20:31Yeah thanks
01:20:32It'll be a while
01:20:33But we'll see kind of where it goes
01:20:38What about you?
01:20:39What's new?
01:20:40What's going on?
01:20:41Uh
01:20:42Yeah
01:20:43I've
01:20:44I've
01:20:44I'm good
01:20:45I've
01:20:46Got a place
01:20:47Good
01:20:48Um
01:20:49Yep
01:20:49And I'm on the fourth round of interviews at this, uh, company, this new job
01:20:55Mm-hmm
01:20:58Um
01:21:01That's really great
01:21:02Are you, uh, seeing anyone?
01:21:05Uh, no
01:21:08No
01:21:08No
01:21:08I
01:21:10Needed a bit of a break
01:21:12I feel ya
01:21:13Yeah
01:21:14Yeah
01:21:15Are you?
01:21:17Uh
01:21:18Yeah
01:21:18Kinda started up this thing
01:21:19With the girl
01:21:20From an app
01:21:22Oh
01:21:22So
01:21:23Wow
01:21:25Yeah
01:21:25We'll see where it goes
01:21:27You know
01:21:28Yeah, um
01:21:32That
01:21:34Hey
01:21:35Uh
01:21:35Why so nervous?
01:21:37You know
01:21:39It's just me
01:21:40And we've spent a lot of time together
01:21:43I've actually been thinking about that time a lot
01:21:44Between
01:21:45Us
01:21:46Yeah?
01:21:47Yeah, I just think
01:21:50To be honest, I was such an ass
01:21:52No
01:21:52No
01:21:53Honestly
01:21:54I was
01:21:55And I have
01:21:56Absolutely no excuse for it
01:21:58Because
01:21:59Yeah, I think I just really liked you
01:22:02And I didn't want to
01:22:04You know
01:22:05Mess it up
01:22:06But what a weird thing
01:22:07To mess up
01:22:09In those circumstances
01:22:10With everything going on
01:22:11Please
01:22:12Um
01:22:13Stop
01:22:13No
01:22:14I wanna get this out
01:22:15I think
01:22:16It was really great
01:22:18That we went through it
01:22:19And now I'm just saying like
01:22:20It absolutely wouldn't have worked
01:22:22It's like
01:22:23Instead of a full
01:22:24Year by year
01:22:26Full blown relationship
01:22:28With all the pain
01:22:28It's like we gotta condense that
01:22:30To three weeks
01:22:31And figure that out
01:22:32And
01:22:32As friends
01:22:33We
01:22:34We gotta be friends now
01:22:35We're friendly
01:22:36And this is great
01:22:37And let's uh
01:22:38Let's uh
01:23:07Walking
01:23:07Walking out the door
01:23:09Well
01:23:11Hard luck's been
01:23:13A friend of mine
01:23:15Smoked my weed
01:23:17And drinks my wine
01:23:19I nearly let him
01:23:22Rock me blind
01:23:23But hey that's what
01:23:25Friends are for
01:23:27Girl
01:23:28Well
01:23:31Ain't no time to wait
01:23:34I rush to find my place
01:23:38Your love can make things easier
01:23:43With love I hope you stay
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