00:16This is a bug.
00:28Or the ruin.
00:31I just don't see the point.
00:32Of a library? Come on, Howard.
00:35It's so retro.
00:37All the information you want, you can get over the net. Books, too.
00:41But what about the experience of holding the book in your hands?
00:43You can't get that over the net.
00:47Did you hear a scream?
00:49Hey, it's Gotham City. That's practically our theme song.
00:52And it's the cops' problem anyway. Now let's go inside.
00:56Really?
00:57I'm hungry.
00:58Max, we just had dinner.
01:00So? If you were a gentleman, you'd go buy me a beefy burger.
01:03You know, pay me back for all those sodas and francos I give you at lunch.
01:07I thought they were a gift.
01:09Enough. I'll go get it.
01:10I'll see you inside.
01:19It's over there.
01:21Oh, boy.
01:26Hey, fella. How you doing?
01:29Bet you're a little scared right now.
01:31There's nothing to be afraid of.
01:32I'm just going to take you back to wherever you belong.
01:36Easy, boy. Easy.
01:48Are you safe?
01:50Oh
02:23Hey
02:27Fingers
02:31Fingers
02:32My kids named him
02:34That's your gorilla?
02:36It belongs to Gotham University
02:38We're zoologists there
02:40We were doing some tests on him
02:42He went crazy
02:44To use the technical term
02:45He ran away
02:47We can't explain it
02:48Either of you have a phone?
02:50I do
02:51Call the cops
02:52Have them stop the train at the next platform
02:54And tell them to bring a net
02:55A really big one
02:58Aha
03:08The good news is
03:09Gorillas don't normally attack unless provoked
03:11This one wasn't normal
03:13Somehow it knew not to step on the third rail
03:15And the train it hopped on
03:16It was the only high speed one leaving the station
03:19Well gorillas are a lot smarter than most people realize
03:22This one was too smart
03:23You want to follow it up?
03:25Be my guest
03:26I'll do that
03:27Just as soon as I go buy someone a beefy burger
03:30Ha ha
03:34Gotham State University
03:35I mean
03:36I think Gracie used to go there
03:41So far it looks like a pretty normal zoology lab
03:44It smells like one too
03:46You see any chemicals?
03:48No
03:49Why?
03:50Keep looking
04:15There's one
04:18It's methyl glycos
04:20It's methyl glycos
04:20It's methyl glycos
04:21What is that?
04:23I never wanted to get into this in the first place
04:27Except you were the one who was always complaining that our money was drying up
04:31Maybe I complained
04:32But this whole thing was your idea
04:34You went along with it
04:35Look
04:36We need to figure out what to do
04:38Well first thing we have to get rid of the evidence
04:40I don't blame you
04:42That stuff's illegal
04:44Ugh
04:45It's the catalyst that splicers use when they want to play musical chairs with their DNA
04:50But you already know that
04:52You were using it on the gorilla, weren't you?
04:54We weren't getting anywhere with our intelligence experiments
04:57We were going to lose our grant
04:59So you figured you'd splice in a little human DNA
05:02Raise his IQ a couple of points
05:03Maybe add a few hand signs to his vocabulary
05:06It was enhanced DNA
05:07He went berserk as soon as we injected him
05:09We couldn't hold him
05:11And now we've got a gorilla on the loose
05:13One that's real strong and real smart
05:16Yes
05:17And getting smarter
05:20Are you serious?
05:22And there's still no sign of the beast which escaped yesterday
05:25Our next story also deals with an animal
05:27But this one's a lot more cuddly
05:29At least for now
05:30The Gotham Zoo has just announced the acquisition of a rare white leopard cub
05:34Abandoned by its mother in Africa
05:36The baby was found by world-renowned animal conservationist
05:39Conservationist James VanDyle
05:41That's not cute
05:52That's not cute
05:53Late reaction
05:53Late reaction
05:54Late reaction
05:56We must do everything we can to preserve our wildlife
05:59Because once it's gone
06:01There's no way to get it back
06:12VanDyle
06:12It can speak
06:25After all that searching here he is right in the middle of the street
06:29Terry if he came out of hiding you must have a good reason
06:31Hope it's not hunger
06:33Don't worry they're not meat eaters
06:35Not the normal ones anyway
06:44After all that searching
06:45We must pay attention
06:45Clone we are not meating
06:45But we are not meating
06:50Later
06:50We are not meating
06:54But we will not get some of our bodies
06:55It is only in the middle of the road
06:55We are not meating
06:55But we are not meating
06:56So we are not meating
06:56We are not meating
06:59We are at the same time
07:00We are not meating
07:03We are not meating
07:22Oh, that's normal for real behavior.
07:25Why?
07:27You can talk.
07:29The DNA.
07:31Why can't you leave us alone?
07:34What have we ever done to you?
07:37Everybody's panicked down there.
07:39I'm just trying to help.
07:45Close the door.
07:47That didn't work.
07:50You wanna put me in a cage again?
07:53Well, yeah.
07:54You're all alike.
07:55You, the Doctor's Vandial.
07:58Who's Vandial?
07:59You have a mother?
08:01Yeah.
08:02I don't.
08:04Because of Vandial.
08:39Yeah, I know the guy who looks like Kano was evil.
08:42What about the little ones?
08:43Them too.
08:50Oh!
08:54Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:08Oh!
09:09What?
09:12Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:15I was sold to the university. The doctors there like to experiment on me. That's why I'm not too fond
09:23of you humans.
09:24We're not all alike. If what you say is true, Vandal's a poacher, an outlaw, he's the one who should
09:31be behind bars.
09:32I just want to know where he sent my mother.
09:36But don't you want to stop him too? Think of the other gorillas, the ones he hasn't taken yet.
09:42You'll make him stop doing that?
09:45Yes.
09:46How?
09:46I'm not sure yet, but I've got a better chance than you do.
09:50You can't even walk down the street without causing a panic.
09:56Dawn, that's how long you have.
09:59Dawn? But-
10:00If Vandal's not behind bars by then, I go back down there.
10:07And they can panic all they want.
10:15I remember this place. My dad took me here when I was a kid. They were supposed to be helping
10:20orphaned animals.
10:21Kind of makes you cynical, doesn't it?
10:27Yes.
10:40Terry?
10:41It's okay. The animals know I'm here. They can smell me.
10:57Easy now. This will only hurt for a second.
11:13What a cute animal. Changed up like that.
11:16It's a radio transmitter. It was under the gorilla's skin.
11:20That's how conservationists keep track of migration patterns. Those animals are protected by law.
11:26Bet the commissioner would like to see this.
11:29Bet you would.
11:30Yeti Peting.
11:33What did you get it up?
11:34Did you get it up?
11:35No problem.
11:38What's wrong?
11:39I think we do have a problem.
11:47No problem.
11:50Hm.
11:50Hmm.
12:30There's a gorilla on your plane.
13:09He doesn't even know it's a gorilla.
13:31A hundred and four crates, please.
13:35Hey, what about my crates?
13:49What about my crates?
13:55What?
13:57That's so unfair.
14:00How can a lion jump that high?
14:22I know you can't, I know Batman doesn't harm animals, but Eze, you have to use self-defense.
14:37Woo!
14:48Please help him.
14:50No.
14:57Lost him.
14:58Not for long.
15:05In there!
15:10Hey!
15:11Over here!
15:17Hmm.
15:23Uh!
15:30Freeze!
15:31Police!
15:32Guess we got here just in time.
15:34I'm James Van Dyle.
15:36I own this place.
15:37I know who you are.
15:39I just got a call that said you were stealing wild animals.
15:43Poaching?
15:43Me?
15:44That's ridiculous.
15:46I found a migration transmitter.
15:48I found a migration transmitter.
15:48Van Dyle took it out of a gorilla he stole.
15:51You know anything about these transmitters?
15:52Yes.
15:53Only that you won't find any here.
15:55Because you've destroyed them all.
15:57Did I?
15:58Your word against mine.
16:00Not entirely.
16:03You're a poacher alright.
16:06I'm the proof.
16:08Is this a joke?
16:10Back in Africa.
16:12You kidnapped me.
16:13My mother too.
16:15I don't know anything about this.
16:17I swear.
16:17You're a liar.
16:18Miserable liar.
16:19Uh huh.
16:38Don't let him f-
16:43How many times are you going to get an electrocuted?
16:52Hmm.
17:09No.
17:10To me it was just a matter of a gorilla.
17:19No!
17:27That's right.
17:28Kill him.
17:29It's what anybody would do.
17:30Any human.
17:31I am not human.
17:34Well you're sure not a gorilla anymore.
17:40No.
18:04Look's the same.
18:07Quieter though.
18:17No, no injection.
18:19But this will get rid of your human DNA.
18:22You won't remember what happened.
18:25I want to remember.
18:28I've been given a gift.
18:30I'm strong as a gorilla, but smart as a human.
18:33I'm going to use it.
18:35How?
18:36There'll be more poachers.
18:39There'll always be more.
18:41But now they're going to have to deal with me.
18:53He knows who we are.
18:55I don't think we need to worry.
18:57He's a kindred spirit if I've ever seen one.
19:01Hopefully he kills some of those poachers.
19:03He knows who we are.
19:06He knows who we are.
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