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00:17I've never heard the word folly outside of NFL Follies. It sounds so silly, you know,
00:23and then there's less of the big serious big dudes playing football. The word folly is hard to define. It's
00:31a French word, right? Folly. The folly is an embarrassing moment. You don't laugh at it at the time, but
00:38a few years later, oh, it's funny. Let's see. Folly would be the Rams.
00:44A folly is a silly play that causes a fan to think, could he be that stupid? I just don't,
00:50I mean, I still don't believe he could be that. I just still don't believe he did it.
00:53It's also hard to believe that this list isn't counting down the greatest individual follies.
00:59That makes no sense. That makes no sense at all.
01:02That's your IQ, buddy. Zero.
01:04Instead, we're grouping the best sound and footage into categories.
01:09I could watch those all day. I really could.
01:12We can't reveal the list just yet, but we can tell you that the material is offbeat, and the comedians
01:20are upbeat.
01:22Yay! I got mail! Yay!
01:25This has gone beyond ridiculous.
01:28That was right out of Marx Brothers right there.
01:32The number 10 volley of all time. Oh, snap!
01:36The ball is snapped and it's fumbled. He dropped the ball!
01:40I know this sounds like a very Seinfeld-y in line, but how do you screw up the snap?
01:44The man's hands are there, the football's there, right between the crotch. How do you screw up the snap?
01:49He lost the football!
01:50I think most snaps go bad when the quarterback realizes exactly the position he's in.
01:56He's on my ass!
01:59Here's big football, guys.
02:01And how does every play start?
02:03With a pretty feminine-looking gesture, if you ask me.
02:07Unless you do shotguns.
02:09The quarterback dragged his husky figure to the line and drew in the sweet breath of anticipation.
02:17He was in the position behind all of his linemen, but in the end, only the center would have him.
02:23There's communication there. There's trust. There's love.
02:27He placed his beckoning fingers beneath his faithful center.
02:30You gotta take me out to dinner first, and like, wine and dine me, and like, get me, get a
02:34couple drinks in me before I'm gonna be comfortable with that.
02:37This was the magic instant when he and his center played by their own rules.
02:41When I think about it, if I think about it in slow-mo, I think of like an air supply
02:45song.
02:46The quarterback stood barking behind the center in their secret language until the massive squatted beast thrust the leather into
02:53the quarterback's groping hands.
02:54Woo! That's what you want, baby.
02:59Why do they drop snaps?
03:03Can you imagine the gaseous emissions that are coming at your face all day long?
03:08It is sick. I have ripped some big farts before that people could smell five feet behind me, let alone
03:16if their nose was two inches from my ass.
03:18You've got 11 guys facing you that want to rip your head off, and then you've got Fatty here just
03:23blowing taco sauce into your hands.
03:26You try to hold on to a ball.
03:29Uh, I mean...
03:32Smell that?
03:33That was disgusting. That was disgusting.
03:35It's like, what?
03:36It's time to get to the bottom of who's to blame for our number 10 type of foul.
03:4050-50.
03:41Most of the time, it's clearly the center's fault.
03:4495 out of 100 times when there's a mistake, it's the quarterback's mistake.
03:48They're not paying attention.
03:49Instead of hitting him in the palm, the ball hits him on the end of the fingers.
03:53They snap the ball on the wrong snap count.
03:55Quarterbacks forget the snap count.
03:57They're worried about who they're blocking.
03:58The quarterback sees a blitz coming.
04:01On the field of play, I would always go over to the coach and go,
04:04that's my bad coach.
04:06Because they couldn't cut me, I was the starting quarterback.
04:08But they could get rid of the center, so I would never blame the center on the field.
04:12You've got to give credit to the entire football team.
04:14But here, between us men, I'll tell you that it was his fault.
04:18Ha!
04:23Our number 10 kind of folly may look silly to you,
04:26but amongst the A-list, it's no laughing matter.
04:30So what happens to everybody?
04:31It takes but one box snap to ruin a career.
04:33Little known fact, Tony Romo's drop in the playoffs in Seattle
04:36is the reason why Carrie Underwood cannot be seen with him to this day.
04:40Oh, he stumbled! How crazy is this?
04:43Maybe we should ask Jessica Simpson if there's anything else Tony has trouble locating.
04:47Oh yeah, you just got served, Romo.
04:51Sounds like it's going, right?
04:54Tony Romo.
04:55Romo may be changing the call!
04:56High snap over his head!
04:58Oh, I love this play with Romo.
05:01You want to know why?
05:01The entire time he's running back, trying to scoop up that football,
05:05he's staying calm.
05:07And the reason why?
05:08He's playing the St. Louis Rams.
05:10He knew as soon as he got the ball, he was still going to gain yards.
05:13My mother could gain yards against the St. Louis Rams.
05:16Bubba must have made dinner last night with Tony Romo.
05:19This game is tearing off.
05:19That's going to be on bloopers.
05:21Juggling is a art, uh, came probably in the 1840s.
05:26Yeah, boo, wait a minute.
05:28Let's take a look at a topic that wasn't quite funny enough for top ten follies.
05:34You mean like clown juggling or juggling with football?
05:36Football juggling.
05:38But we mean no disrespect to the purveyors of the circus arts.
05:43You worried about jugglers getting insulted?
05:46I mean, they're like a half a step above mine.
05:48Oh, he's juggling!
05:50There isn't much juggling going on when it's one ball.
05:55First effort, second effort, third effort.
05:57Take a look at the juggle.
05:59Throw in a fire torch and a huge spoon.
06:03Now that's juggling.
06:04You would start with one, you see?
06:05You see how easy it is?
06:07One.
06:07You go one, two, three, three.
06:11But then they went to one.
06:13Ha!
06:13I don't know if that was a design play or what.
06:16If it's tipped by an opposing player, that is an accepted form of juggling.
06:20Now if you are just catching it and no one's around and you start to juggle it,
06:24then you might actually not be a very good football player.
06:29Brilliant.
06:31The number nine type of folly.
06:33Coach's Media Meltdown.
06:36You play to win the game.
06:40We can't be responsible for blocking.
06:42We can't be responsible for the guys jumping offside.
06:45I'm getting all the damn heat with everybody, each and every one of y'all hammering my tail.
06:50I want winners.
06:52I want people that want to win.
06:57Go ahead.
06:58What's up next?
06:59No, I feel bad for the coaches because just picture, I mean that's their job.
07:02So picture, you know, us having the worst day at our job ever and then you have like 40 people
07:07asking you,
07:08well, why'd you do this?
07:09Why didn't you do this?
07:10Why didn't you do that?
07:11And dead gum it again.
07:12I don't want to hear any of you guys ever talk about our fourth quarter play again.
07:16Unless you've got some that I don't think you've got.
07:19You hope that a coach freaks down on a report and then he got a nice little soundbite.
07:23You play to win the game.
07:28Our number nine type of folly is an NFL soapbox that has featured characters like the Big Tuna and Iron
07:36Mike.
07:37There's three quarterbacks on this football team.
07:40Whichever one starts starts, whichever one's don't will back them out.
07:43See that?
07:43That's your IQ, buddy.
07:44Zero.
07:45He did because you lost her.
07:46He says something to that fake.
07:47He goes, here's your IQ, buddy.
07:49See that?
07:50That's your IQ, buddy.
07:51Zero.
07:52Are you serious?
07:54I'd rather talk to him.
07:59I know I'm sorry, man.
08:03We lost.
08:04Next question.
08:05Injuries from the game.
08:06Talk to the trainer.
08:08Next.
08:08I said that already.
08:09Next question.
08:10Mike, why are you in such a bad mood?
08:12What do you care?
08:14Somewhat hypothetical, but if Vinny's unhealthy...
08:16I'm not.
08:16Don't get me hypothetical.
08:18The best is Bill Parcells' press conference when he's a coach because he's so miserable.
08:22You don't know anything about the chart, quite obviously, and I haven't got the time to explain it to you.
08:27Because he hates the media.
08:28He doesn't want to answer and he just lost the game and he's passionate about it.
08:31It's unbelievable.
08:32You know that's why sometimes I call you guys commies?
08:34That's why.
08:35That's stuff right there.
08:36There it is.
08:37Subversive from within.
08:39Even when it's going good.
08:40Ha.
08:41The bears are who we thought they were.
08:45That's why we took the damn field.
08:47Now, if you want to crown them, then crown them.
08:51But they are who we thought they were.
08:53And we let them off the hook.
08:54I like that too because it was more cryptic.
08:56You know, we are who we thought, or they are who we thought they are.
09:00What?
09:01Which way?
09:01Who is who you thought they were?
09:03Why?
09:03The bears are who we thought they were.
09:05Like, what was he mad at?
09:07Was he mad that they were who they thought they were?
09:11The bears are who we thought they were.
09:13Or they'd be mad that other people thought that they didn't think that they were who they thought they were.
09:20But they are who we thought they were.
09:21And we let them off the hook.
09:23And the fact that it's so ambiguous, yet he was so hardcore about it, makes it great.
09:29Now, if you want to crown them, they've crowned her.
09:32Huh.
09:35But when it comes to the king of our number nine kind of folly, Jim Mora leads the way.
09:42Huh.
09:43Playoffs?
09:44Don't talk about them.
09:45Playoffs?
09:46Playoffs?
09:46Playoffs?
09:48Playoffs?
09:49Playoffs?
09:50I just hope we can win a game.
09:52God bless Jim Mora for the rest of his life, no matter where he goes.
09:56There'll be people on the street screaming,
09:58Playoffs?
09:59Don't talk about them.
10:00Playoffs?
10:00That's the standard by which all coaching rants should be measured is Jim Mora's playoff rant.
10:06And he had some other good ones too.
10:07He had the diddly-poo one.
10:08We just got our ass totally kicked.
10:10We couldn't do diddly-poo offensively.
10:14We couldn't make a first down.
10:16We couldn't run the ball.
10:17We didn't try to run the ball.
10:18We couldn't complete a pass.
10:20We sucked.
10:21You don't know what we're trying to do.
10:23You guys don't look at the films.
10:25You don't know what happened.
10:26You really don't know.
10:28You think you know, but you don't know.
10:31And you never will.
10:34That's his best saint rant.
10:36His best Colts rant was the playoffs rant.
10:39Playoffs?
10:40Which is the best of all time.
10:42Dennis Green, pretty damn close to it.
10:44Now, if you want to crown them, then crown them.
10:48The number eight type of volley.
10:50Have a nice trip.
10:57The talent, the grace.
11:00These are the finest athletes in the world.
11:03And all of a sudden, they fall on their ass.
11:08Wow!
11:08He's good.
11:11It's definitely quite hysterical when you see someone that is paid a lot of money to stay
11:17on their feet, and they can't even do that.
11:21Schadenfreude is defined as delighting in the suffering of others.
11:25The word has never been used in a Follies show, but it works well with our number eight category.
11:31I saw a few Hall of Famers.
11:32We're all failures.
11:33We're not out there.
11:34We didn't make it, and they did.
11:36But, uh, look who just tripped.
11:39You know that these guys were the cool kids in high school.
11:42There's the inner nerve that, like, ha, we got ya.
11:47Maybe your wife cheats on you, too.
11:49Maybe you owe back taxes.
11:51It's a good way of connecting.
11:55It's a crime to humanity that tripping is not higher up on this list.
11:59When there's no one near the guy, nobody on it just falls.
12:03It's the best.
12:04It should happen more often.
12:06The feeling you get is that this guy never expected to be in the clear.
12:10This is disheartening.
12:12And his body is actually reacting to that.
12:16What a spectacular effort!
12:18Sometimes it's like a Grateful Dead show out there.
12:20There's so much tripping going on.
12:21Tough!
12:24Walk much?
12:25First day with the new feet?
12:28Clichés just seem to go hand-in-hand with our number eight type of following.
12:33Am I getting up with that truck that hit him?
12:35Oh, the humanity!
12:36That's gonna leave a mark.
12:37Looks like shooting fish in a barrel.
12:40No soup for you.
12:41Stag me with a freakin' spoon.
12:43A baboom!
12:44A baboom!
12:45Isn't that special?
12:46The tribe has spoken.
12:47Like a speeding bullet!
12:49What you talkin' about, Willis?
12:51Good night, Gracie!
12:52And boom goes the dynamite.
12:54Hold on, let me think of something funny.
12:56Hey!
12:57We're on a folly show!
13:02The number seven type of folly, the NFL Collision Course.
13:08You alright?
13:09You ready?
13:10I think so.
13:12Oh!
13:14I'm sorry, Coach.
13:16I was looking that way.
13:16Gut-busting laughter.
13:21We'll head to our bets that our number seven type of folly will leave you at NFL Players in stitches.
13:27These guys will do backflips to get you viewers to laugh.
13:32The hell's a collision right there.
13:33They call them collisions in the NFL because it's a man's game.
13:36You can't call it an accident.
13:39Two men running into each other is a collision.
13:43Ugh!
13:44The house of pain.
13:47I mean, that's comedy gold.
13:49And I would put it up in the pantheons of comedy.
13:52This scene.
13:53Someone who's not in pads just getting totally, take it on the chin.
13:57Oh!
14:01Look at Jim.
14:02I do feel bad for the chain gang, guys.
14:18Oh, excuse me, buddy.
14:19You okay?
14:23I don't need to take clothes like that.
14:25I know it.
14:26I know it.
14:26You okay?
14:34Put your hat back on.
14:37Yeah.
14:38You got nailed.
14:44It is most often than not when nobody gets hurt.
14:47A lot of fun to see it fly in the air.
14:49It's fantastic.
14:52You know, there's always a table with Gatorade cups on it that they always go flying into almost
14:57once again.
14:59Oh!
15:04You'd think they would get all the crap out of the way to paying these guys millions of
15:07dollars.
15:08The teams are thinking, what are the things that are the easiest to knock over?
15:11We're going to put those closest to them.
15:13What's going to be the biggest sort of light collision explosion?
15:15Let's put this China display of, like, fine China from the owner's China cabinet right
15:21by the pylon.
15:22Yeah.
15:22Just right by the end zone.
15:24We're just going to lay that right there.
15:25Why not?
15:33Why not?
15:34Why not?
15:52Why not?
15:53Why not?
15:53Why not?
15:53Why not?
15:54Why not?
15:55Why not?
15:55Why not?
16:08The bigger the tripod, the funnier it is, yes.
16:16They drive me nuts.
16:17The cheerleaders are back further than them.
16:19I'd rather have the cheerleaders out there than those guys that do the cameras.
16:25Otherwise, you're not going to get good highlights, I get it, I get it.
16:28But the freedom of the press in this country has gone a little too far on the football field.
16:37The number 6 type of volley, mascot mayhem.
16:41There's one showbiz.
16:46The guy who's in that mascot outfit, the raw brass tacks of what his day is, same thing
16:52as George Clooney.
16:53He's got a performance in mind, he's trying to deliver on it.
16:56This has not been pretty.
16:58If you take off the head of a mascot and smell it, it smells like vodka and broken dreams.
17:05You know you have method actors?
17:07I'm thinking, do you have method mascots?
17:09Do they take the suit off when they're done?
17:11Do they go?
17:12Do they drive home in their suit?
17:13I love when you watch a mascot and they're doing something funny and you're saying to
17:17yourself, man that is so cerebral.
17:19On so many levels, I'm getting that on so many levels.
17:22Is he making a comment on nihilism?
17:26What?
17:29This is a guy that lives with his mother and he's leading your team out.
17:33It's not right.
17:34Is that going to get you excited?
17:36What?
17:36A big rat outfit with a flag.
17:38I mean, get him out of the way.
17:40Let him lead the team out then fall and not let everyone trample over him.
17:44That's believable.
17:45I'd be like, alright, these guys are pumped.
17:46They're ready to play.
17:47I would like that.
17:48These are high school dropouts that they're giving a scooter to.
17:56Most NFL teams have mascots and our number 6 class folly comes in all shapes, sizes and
18:02threat counts.
18:07What is the thing in Kansas City anyway?
18:09Is it a kangaroo?
18:10Is it a rat?
18:11That was a wolf.
18:14What does a wolf have to do with the Kansas City Chiefs?
18:18I've never been to Kansas City and have been attacked by a wolf.
18:22I think the legend just...
18:24Ah!
18:26Bill Belichick would have it no other way.
18:29I mean, if we're going to have a mascot, it's going to have a weapon.
18:32Who knows if one of those guys is going to go crazy someday and pull a Dick Cheney.
18:37I think the Detroit Lions should change their mascot to just a sad emoticon.
18:41One that plays that noise on the Price is Right when you lose a Showcase Showdown.
18:45What a circus cat!
18:46Boom, boom, ba, boom.
18:49We never had a who day when I played.
18:52That cost too much money.
18:53You'd have to give somebody, you know, maybe 20 bucks for meal money and stuff like that.
18:59I'm proud of the fact that neither of my teams, the Jets or the Giants, have a mascot.
19:03We had a mascot.
19:05A finger.
19:06He was just a fist with a middle finger.
19:10And he'd go over to the opposing team and he'd run sideways back and forth in front of
19:13them going like this.
19:15And that was banned.
19:17Inappropriate.
19:18Is it fair to us?
19:20It's not stopping us from winning Super Bowls.
19:23We're stopping the Jets.
19:25We're stopping the Jets.
19:28Mascots are definitely lonely people.
19:31Mascots and cheerleaders work side by side on the field.
19:34But that's as close as they're ever going to get.
19:38i always thought as being a mascot that i had a chance with the cheerleaders
19:42they didn't see me that way with or without the mask
19:50they're trying to talk to him like hey you know i don't always look like this in my costume
19:55the cheerleaders are hot chicks that walk around with like louis vuitton bags i'm not
19:58going to date some guy that dresses up like a tiger mascots against eight-year-olds like
20:04puppies rolling around the lawn come on what's cuter than that it's basically the 78 stealers
20:09with the steel curtain going against last year's lions
20:14needless to say this is not the feature game this afternoon
20:19yeah you want to jump on this team this has not been pretty
20:26i guarantee you there's a lot going on underneath this pile
20:29in trouble he's going to be sacked no gets away he runs gets away again goes to the 40
20:35gets away again
20:37why do they have the cincinnati race
20:39nothing screams team spirit more than face masking an eight-year-old
20:48these guys are absolutely no joke can't deny that's adorable
20:51yeah except when the little kids have bigger heads than the mascots that's really sad
20:59the number five type of folly silly celebrations
21:05i don't know how to do the circus music david because the show's in town
21:10is it ridiculous yeah of course it's ridiculous it's a game
21:14it's called a game let the guys have fun
21:20if randy moss wants to moon the fans in green bay
21:23god bless him let's do it i told you and i told you touchdown
21:27t.o was sleeping on the ball the other guy bringing the ball back to life you know what i
21:32mean
21:32a lot of people don't know how to do cpr and now they're teaching the people the kids in the
21:37audience how to do this
21:42perhaps our most entertaining folly silly celebrations are a crowd favorite
21:48but there are those that find this kind of behavior childish
21:52i think it's a crime against humanity there's a penalty against them it's like taking fighting out of hockey
22:02or marriage it just doesn't work
22:04and i like the river dance
22:05yeah that was good
22:07like that was offensive to everyone in everything irish
22:10like house of pain got upset about that
22:15while ocho cinco took silly celebrations to a new shameful level
22:20chad johnson on the sideline
22:22kind of neat like he was proposing to daphne over there
22:25there was a time when on the field antics
22:27were a bit classier
22:31i am a big fan of billy white shoes johnson
22:33that's what i'm talking about homie
22:36billy white shoes johnson was the original guy that did the end zone celebration
22:40they were kind of funny and he did that goofy thing with his leg
22:43then you had icky woods the icky shuffle was okay it's all right
22:49but now it's just getting ridiculous now they're all planned
22:51you know guys are bringing magic markers and putting them in their socks
22:54and he pulled it out and autographed the ball
22:57i'm not a big prop guy
22:59if you've got to bring a cell phone
23:01he went and got the phone and pretended like he was making a phone call to somebody
23:05or a jacket to your end zone celebration you're not doing it right
23:09oh my goodness he did not just take the pom-poms and start cheering
23:19however nowadays our number five kind of folly
23:22isn't just reserved for the end zone
23:26i think this celebrating on the field is getting out of hand
23:29it used to be occasionally in the end zone
23:31and then it became any good play
23:33oh they're on the day baby
23:36Mark Gastineau is absolutely the creator of the defensive dance
23:41at the time your defense was better than your offense
23:44that was what you were cheering for
23:45it was almost like scored a touchdown
23:47pretty soon players will be celebrating the coin toss
23:49with like a gatorade shower
23:51yeah a gatorade shower for the coin toss
23:53we did it
23:54yes
24:01the number four type of volley
24:03the men in strike
24:08as if life isn't hard enough for nfl officials
24:11we now commence three minutes
24:13laughs at the expense of the men we love to hate
24:16hey you know you guys
24:18you're ruining this game
24:19you're making like a circus
24:21really
24:22I love it when a ref gets knocked over
24:25I giggle
24:27referees look like an accountant out there
24:29with a bunch of great athletes
24:30so when they get knocked over
24:32it's funny
24:33we're gonna have fun out here tonight
24:37there might not be a more dangerous job in football
24:40than the official who has to stand
24:41right behind the middle linebackers
24:45oh
24:47that guy gets knocked on his ass
24:49more than punters who drop snaps
24:51take some anthill or leave
24:52that's not going on
24:53and the funny thing is
24:54they can still miss the holding call
24:56if they just stand on the sidelines
25:01run him over
25:05of course it's funny to see a referee get knocked out
25:08they're authority figures
25:12I'd be knocking him over left and right
25:13I wouldn't even be looking for the hole
25:15I'd be looking for where the ref was to run him over
25:17you almost got hit again today
25:20I'm looking for you now
25:21you know Greg Favre goes
25:23okay you're going over the middle
25:25I'm going to throw it
25:26and you're going to knock this guy over
25:28he is knocked to the dirt big time
25:29they call that play like zebra
25:31we're the zebra right 80
25:32you used to be able to move
25:34you really can't move now
25:38when refs aren't in the players crosshairs
25:41coaches have them in their sights
25:43what's the deal with you guys today
25:45hey airmen
25:47hey you over-officious jerk
25:50call a cliff
25:50you guys are horse s*** out there
25:53you guys take your job too serious Boris
25:56this isn't college
25:57you're not at a home college
25:58I understand
25:59this is the NFL
26:00which stands for not for long
26:02when you make them calls
26:03I'll be selling groceries
26:06I got some advice for y'all
26:10take two weeks off
26:11they have the toughest job in the world
26:13and they don't throw people out
26:15or penalize coaches
26:16I can't believe it
26:17he's holding them
26:19that's the third pass interference we've got
26:21three
26:22that's
26:23refs do that in the NBA
26:25enough now okay
26:27it's awesome
26:27they like getting yelled at
26:29they love it
26:30all of the striped crusaders
26:32on our countdown
26:33take a lot of heat
26:34well
26:35almost all of them
26:36everyone except Ed Hockley
26:40he's a good looking man
26:44just
26:49his arms are bigger than I am
26:51Ed Hercules
26:52he looks pretty big
26:53hey what do you say
26:54damn man
26:55you been lifting weights still
26:56I lift weights with Ed Hockley
26:59if I ever start a rock band
27:01it's gonna be called
27:02the Ed Hockley Gun Show
27:06also we do squats together
27:08a lot more women would be interested
27:12to watch the games
27:13if he went shirtless
27:14and just painted the bars on his chest
27:16we're getting a little rowdy gentlemen
27:17let's keep it clean
27:20holding
27:20off at 384
27:23yeah
27:25I'm at Hockley
27:29okay
27:30it's over
27:31it's over
27:31it's over
27:32last segment
27:33the jokes were on the officials
27:35countdown
27:36we'll give the refs
27:37the last laugh
28:03pass it underneath
28:05what's this
28:06brace
28:07oh
28:07hey
28:09the number three type of folly
28:12special teams mishaps
28:26it's a given
28:27if you're on special teams
28:28you're probably gonna screw up
28:29doing something physically active
28:31and athletic
28:31once again
28:32I don't
28:33son of a fuck
28:34whenever anybody falls
28:38slips
28:40trips
28:42it's hysterical
28:47guys waiting
28:48balls coming
28:49there's no traffic
28:50there's no variable
28:51when he drops it
28:52there's nothing greater
28:54it's comedy 101
28:55it's the best
28:56because there's that moment
28:57of
28:59awkwardness
29:03our number three
29:04kind of folly
29:05includes the wonderful
29:06world of kickers
29:07punters
29:08and long snappers
29:09and all the special
29:10things they can do
29:12you gotta be joking
29:14bears look at good
29:15field position
29:16pretty good way
29:18to start the game
29:19it's hardly believable
29:20that's a bear
29:23the fascination
29:25with follies
29:26involving kicking
29:27may stem
29:27from a fan's envy
29:32kickers are always
29:33the guys on the team
29:34that the average fan
29:35can go come on
29:36I gotta be more
29:36athletic than him
29:37kickers are
29:38are unique people
29:40to say the least
29:40the foreign customs
29:42of kickers
29:43have helped the NFL
29:44gain international
29:45appeal
29:45a recent example of this is the dynamic duo of martin and bill grammatica
29:56i mean the grammatica's are great because they're grammatically incorrect
30:00there you go martin
30:02obviously martin and his histrionics are well known and well disliked by most people who watch the NFL
30:07and there's bill and his tragic injury
30:11and grammatica's dancing up in the air and it looks like he hurt his knee
30:16when you are leaping and you hurt yourself it's time to get out of the game
30:20oh grammatica's
30:22oh grammatica's
30:27special teams isn't just about the foot though
30:30a good pair of hands is required
30:32if you can find one
30:35people who drop punts are okay in my book
30:39he's gotta catch it
30:43he's got to make that catch
30:44because that is a very high pressured situation
30:47holy fagoli
30:49earlier comes the heat
30:50you have a guy running at you at 400-500 miles an hour
30:53and his goal is to kill you
30:59I think you're a freak
31:00if you catch the punt
31:02he is just a freak
31:08I love you punters
31:09I love you kickers
31:10long snappers
31:14I mean how do you know you have that talent
31:19you've just developed over time
31:21I throw lots of stuff between my legs
31:23very far to people
31:24and very accurately
31:27a lot of these guys play 20 years in the league
31:31never screw up ever
31:32you never hear about them
31:33you never even know their names
31:35and then you gotta feel bad for them
31:36because the one time they ever mess up
31:38they know
31:38they're gonna be on the follies tape
31:40for NFL films
31:41here it comes with another bad step
31:45there's a laundry list of characters in NFL history
31:48who didn't make it into our top 10 kind of follies
31:51many of them live inside Clinton Portis
31:54well I'm Jerome from southeast D.C.
31:56Coach Janky Spanky here I am
31:58the sheriff gonna get you for everybody who wanted to help him doctor
32:01I don't know
32:03I can do it
32:04I can do it for you
32:06all Clinton Portis is doing
32:08is livening up all of the big free agent busts and failures
32:11Daniel Snyder has signed the Redskins to this decade
32:14he cheated
32:14he cheated
32:15I don't care what nobody say
32:17I know in my heart I won that fight
32:19I don't touch people with energy
32:21I don't like that at all
32:22yeah I'm fine
32:24the number two volley of all time
32:27fun with audio
32:32this is good
32:33NFL films has taken a sport where 22 men
32:36larger than anyone you've ever seen
32:38are crashing as fast as they can into each other
32:40while a ball hurdles through the air
32:43that's not enough
32:44we need some sound effects
32:55who doesn't love a good sound effect
32:57when somebody takes a long snap to the face mask
33:00and it goes into the end zone
33:02gives the other team a touchdown
33:03everyone at the game is sad
33:05Turk
33:05he's got a dive on it
33:06he missed it
33:10but if you hear it with a hilarious set of sound effects like
33:14bong
33:15uh oh
33:16now everyone's laughing right
33:27I can't even describe what the sounds are
33:30but I know
33:31I know what they sound like
33:40like that is the greatest noise for anyone that screws up
33:48don't try it this way at home
33:49but I believe it just goes
33:53that's silly
33:59I like bleeps
34:00I like when swear words are bleeped
34:02hey sooner you better hope I never get back in there I'm gonna kick your
34:07bleeped
34:07what the hell
34:09I thought that was against the bleeped rules
34:11putting that bleeped wave up there in the bleeped ground
34:14bleeped there
34:16let's get a bleeped
34:21the scooby doo sound effect
34:24noinks
34:26where's that astro
34:27from uh the jetsons
34:29that's sort of the same by the way
34:30what
34:31noinks
34:34game time in the nfl
34:36means feelings run high
34:38adrenaline flows
34:39and a man's heart beats
34:41wildly with excitement
34:43every once in a while
34:44they break into some like bad mel blank uh
34:47um yeah homo fud imitations or something
34:50some people say coaches don't know which end is up
34:53we actually had uh mel blank
34:55oh really
34:56yeah
34:56okay well then maybe
34:57maybe it wasn't a bad mel blank
34:58maybe it was a good
34:59maybe it was a good mel blank
35:06some of these sound effects take liberties
35:08that I think are unfair
35:09having a guy tackle another guy
35:12and then putting the sounds of a porn movie underneath
35:14it
35:16that's not fair to either one of those guys
35:18they might be married
35:18see
35:19basically
35:23roll two
35:25so just who is the sound effects guru
35:28who brings our number two type of folly to life
35:31that'd be great to do a documentary about the guy
35:34who puts in all the sound effects in nfl films
35:37that's me
35:38I'm the guy
35:39they bring in
35:40to make those funny sound effect noises
35:45that's all me
35:49are you serious brother
35:50I would actually love to see that guy put the folly sound effects in like hotel rwanda
35:59bing bong
36:03the number one type of folly
36:05funky fans
36:09what's the matter with you pal
36:10what in the world is the matter with you
36:14your first thought is I'm so glad I'm not in the seat next to this guy
36:18that's a long day
36:19and it is a nightmare
36:21they look like sort of minor superheroes who are off their meds
36:25you know as a psychologist that's their alter ego
36:28that's Sybil running around in their head
36:31they really have this team
36:33confused
36:34sure do you want to sit them down and analyze them in the psychologist's office
36:38I don't care who wins today
36:39neither does anybody else
36:41you'd find that they were paying it as a child
36:44you know
36:45what?
36:45right out of the womb
36:46what the heck is that?
36:48if you didn't think it could get any more ugly
36:51it is
36:57in New York
36:58you've got Fireman Ed at the Jets game
37:01and he's respected because he knows how to spell Jets
37:09and then you say
37:10why don't you use the Jets in a sentence
37:11because we're at a spelling bee
37:12okay the Jets haven't won the Super Bowl in 40 years
37:17that's how you shut up Fireman Ed
37:18there's a lot of fires going on in New York
37:21stay in New York
37:21put the fires out
37:25Raiders fans will stab your baby
37:27hey baby
37:29it's about saying
37:30I interviewed some people in the black hole
37:32and there was somebody with a skeleton mask
37:35and I just asked the person
37:38you know
37:38what do you do for a living
37:40and through the mask came the muffled reply
37:42I'm a second grade teacher
37:46that's fantastic
37:51he's like bad wall
37:52bad wall
37:53bad wall
37:54for all we know
37:55you might have cut in
37:56you might have cut in late
37:58he could have been doing that
37:58for the entire first half
38:02in Buffalo
38:04they need a helmet that has wings
38:06and blue cheese dipping sauce
38:07nice head
38:09nice head
38:10nice catch to you
38:13yeah
38:15didn't the cheese head go out of style
38:17like in the mid 90s
38:19that's what these guys do
38:20week in and week out
38:22okay we get it
38:23you live in Wisconsin
38:23you put cheese on your head
38:25haha
38:26I would never put a dairy product on my head
38:28I'm lactose intolerant
38:29Wisconsin got it
38:30cheese
38:31stop
38:32ha
38:33ha
38:35ha
38:36ha
38:36ha
38:37ha
38:37ha
38:37ha
38:37funky fans are number one
38:39because they use paint
38:40for purposes not specified on the label
38:43but who on our panel
38:44has a drop cloth
38:46in front of the mirror
38:47no
38:47no
38:48not much of a face painter
38:49unless I was a professional mime
38:51you know
38:52during the halftime show
38:53I'm in the Seinfeld camp man
38:54I'm weirded out by face painters
38:56like I'm painted right now
38:58I'm painted right now
39:00and then I know you're gonna ask
39:01show me
39:02no
39:04I mean it runs in the
39:05I mean my grandfather painted himself black and gold
39:08he was actually black and gold
39:10on the boat
39:11to Ellis Island
39:13luckily landed in Pittsburgh
39:14so it all made sense
39:16yeah
39:16ha
39:21I think the only way to show a beer gut
39:23is to paint that thing
39:24but you are gonna need two coats
39:26you're gonna need some primer
39:29and
39:29Thompson's water seal
39:30boy they're big aren't they
39:31it's two degrees out
39:33pain will do it
39:34why?
39:35because I'm fat
39:36when I was fat
39:37it would have looked better
39:38but since I lost all the weight
39:39my skin kind of deflated
39:40it's a good take now man
39:42eventually when I get health insurance
39:43I will get it cut off
39:44that's a little too much right there
39:48like snowflakes or that uncle your family no longer talks to
39:53the top ten types of follies are very different
39:56I don't know what to say about that
39:58if you want to crown them
39:59then crown them
40:01but they are linked by a common bond
40:04the ability to make us smile
40:06laugh
40:07or think
40:08really think
40:13it's just really intellectual highbrow comedy
40:15and that's why I like it
40:16me too
40:17sure
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