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00:16tell me something I don't already know. Good evening, everyone. So President Trump gave his
00:22State of the Union to Congress last night. Meanwhile, in Delaware, Joe Biden stood before
00:28a mailbox and said, my fellow Armenians. At just under an hour and 48 minutes, Trump's speech was
00:36the longest State of the Union in American history. It was so long that Rashida Tlaib had a 10 o
00:41'clock
00:42shadow. This is hairy. It was so long, Maxine Waters had to walk that thing on her head three
00:50times. Classic Trump, though, he paused 12 times for applause and nine times to bomb narco speedboats.
01:01And pretty smart to loosen up the crowd, he declared Nancy Pelosi's face a historical
01:06monument. You can actually picnic on her forehead. In other news, different news, Rosie O'Donnell's
01:13daughter, Chelsea, has been accused of assault after touching a man's genitals. Hello. She's
01:19facing two counts of impersonating Don Lemon. True. The daughter was accused of grabbing a
01:27man's testicles. Asked how the victim was feeling, Rosie said, they're still a little sore.
01:35Oh, it was her testicles. Yeah. Mom's testicles. New York City Mayor Mamdami is facing controversy
01:43for downplaying the actions of a mob throwing snowballs at the NYPD, saying it just looked
01:49like a snowball fight, but then added, plus it's good practice for stoning Jews.
01:58Hey, it's not my fault. The Epstein files revealed a photo of Stephen Hawking grinning as he sat
02:05between two bikini-clad women. Wow, I didn't recognize him without the chair. Later, in a
02:13flat mechanical voice, he said, bitches stole my wallet.
02:20That's a good mechanical voice. It was a good mechanical voice.
02:24And finally, scientists may have discovered the world's oldest butthole after unearthing the
02:29nearly 300 million year old impression of a reptile's ass in Germany, causing one man to book a flight
02:36to our best. Two lemon jokes. All right. So it's time for Donald Trump. We don't deserve him.
02:54Last night, Donald Trump rattled off wins for almost two hours. It was the longest state of
02:59the union in history, beating Bill Clinton's record, who had Congress on the edge of their
03:03seats and an intern under his. Trump listed so many results that it started to get boring.
03:10The booming economy, crime rates dropping, energy dominance, wars ending instead of multiplying,
03:16girls' locker rooms no longer needing urinal cakes. In fact, we're winning so much that we really don't
03:23know what to do about it. In fact, we're winning so much
03:27that we really don't know what to do about it.
03:31People are asking me, please, please, please, please, Mr. President, we're winning too much.
03:36We can't take it anymore. We're not used to winning in our country. Until you came along,
03:41we're just always losing, but now we're winning too much. And I say, no, no, no, you're going to win
03:48again.
03:48Oh, man. True, there was so much winning that about half the Democrats boycotted the event.
03:56But perhaps they were taking turns giving Kilmar Obrega Garcia a foot rub. It's weird since it's
04:02their job to be there. You can't skip work just because you don't like somebody. It's like me
04:08skipping the five because I hate half of Harold Ford. Whoa.
04:13Whoa. The white half. Yeah. That makes two of us.
04:23All right, Harold, if you're watching. But in their place, what an upgrade as Trump invited
04:28the U.S. men's hockey team. So elected officials don't show up, but hungover Olympians with missing
04:34teeth did. They should have sat in the Democrat seats. I mean, Jerry Nadler wasn't there. His seat
04:41is the exact size of a regulation NHL bench. Although first, you'd have to call in hazmat
04:48to destroy the cushion. But some absent Dems heroically gathered for counter events that
04:53would make our forefathers proud.
04:55I defy Trump and his authoritarian project with the Portland Frog Brigade.
05:16I've been arrested three times by ICE over me singing songs like, hey, Mr. Tangerine Man,
05:28there ain't no place I'm going to.
05:32Wow. The only thing that show was missing was Chuck Barris and a giant gong.
05:39I was waiting. I was waiting for a voice to come over the PA system and say, time for medication,
05:45please. Back in the chamber, Trump detailed a comeback tour for common sense,
05:50most notably the lightning fast end to the invasion at our border where people charged through the gates
05:55like they were fleeing a Kilmeade book signing. But this is where Trump dared to make Democrat
06:01allegiances known. If you agree with this statement, then stand up and show your support.
06:09The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens.
06:23Isn't that a shame? You should be ashamed of yourself, not standing up. You should be ashamed of
06:29yourself. So let's get this straight. A 100 year old World War II veteran or a permanently crippled hero
06:37helicopter pilot who are both injured defending America could struggle to their feet. But these
06:42scumbags do their best Stephen Hawking impression when they should have stood immediately them and
06:47the seatless pogo sticks they wrote in on.
06:58Don't knock the seatless pogo stick. So take note. If you want the Dems to care about you,
07:04just get a face tattoo and sneak over the border. Hell, if you just sell drugs and traffic people,
07:09they'll meet you for a happy hour because their priorities lie not with you, but with the corrupt
07:14Q. Ilhan Omar, who foamed at the mouth as Trump detailed the blatant fraud of her fellow Somalians.
07:20The look on her face. It's like she's just smelled Somali food for the first time.
07:26I haven't seen Ilhan that mad since her brother asked for a divorce.
07:33Worse, as Trump honored the mother of Irina Zarutska, the Ukrainian woman brutally murdered
07:38by a repeat offender, the Dems, who made loads of speeches on Ukraine, kept their butts stuck in
07:43their seats. And when Trump spoke of the mutilation of our kids, the Dems were as silent as Joe Biden's
07:49pulse. But surely we can all agree, no state can be allowed to rip children from their parents' arms
07:56and transition them to a new gender against the parents' will. Who would believe that we've been
08:02talking about it? We must ban it and we must ban it immediately.
08:10Look, nobody stands up. These people are crazy, I'm telling you. They're crazy.
08:16But I guess that's how you know trans women aren't really women because nobody said anything.
08:21But the media and top Dems aren't familiar with reality. They probably thought the speech
08:26was lazy. I thought the speech was lazy. You know, it's one thing to acknowledge patriotism
08:35and people getting well and everything when you have absolutely nothing to do with their courage.
08:40It's slowing down markedly for long stretches of the speech that were essentially sort of
08:45violence porn. When you ramble mostly incoherently for two hours, is that technically still a speech
08:52or does it at some point become a conniption? We have a nutjob wannabe king who's doing everything
08:57he can to censor opinions he doesn't want to hear. What's a conniption? I don't know, Jimmy.
09:04Who is Trump censoring? Certainly not you. Your late night talk show has become Marxist propaganda
09:09coming from a social climbing jerk off. So Tuesday night, you saw two versions of America.
09:16The one that wants a strong, proud, prosperous nation and the one that despises success and
09:21refuses to admit their party's failures. Trump's speech wasn't just a victory lap. It's a road map
09:26to the golden age. And for those who hate being part of a winning country, I say go back to
09:31where
09:31you came from, which is sadly an office that we pay for.
09:36Let's welcome tonight's guest. He actually has both eyes, but his wife is just into pirates.
09:46Congressman Dan Crenshaw.
09:52He's the kind of guy you want your daughter to date if you want her to become a lesbian.
09:57Actor, writer, comedian, Jamie Lissow.
10:02Name another comedian you can see for a dollar.
10:05Comedian, Sherrod Small.
10:07Give it twice.
10:09And her ex-boyfriends won't even look at her because they can't afford a TV.
10:14New York Times best-selling author and Fox News contributor, Katu.
10:21Congressman, pleasure having you back on the show.
10:23You were on once before, but it got preempted because of a war.
10:27Do you think the Democrats kind of just walked into a trap there by not standing up and you
10:33knew Trump was going to set these things, but they did it anyway?
10:35Yeah, I mean, on multiple occasions, you know, you said a simple statement like who should
10:40we prioritize, the American people or illegal immigrants?
10:43It's not a hard question to answer.
10:45Just stand up.
10:46And then he did it to him again when we're talking about protecting our kids from mutilation
10:51and this radical gender ideology.
10:53You know, we passed my bill out of the House in December to defund any transgender surgeries
11:01or therapies on kids.
11:02I've got another bill to stop trafficking of minors across state lines.
11:06This is like a 80, 90 percent issue.
11:09I don't know who Democrats are representing.
11:11It's like it's like you said, you know, OK, I can identify as a guy with two eyes.
11:16OK, it doesn't mean I have it.
11:19Right.
11:19And people would call me crazy if I did.
11:21I can identify as six five.
11:23It doesn't make it true.
11:25I'm only six three.
11:26I'm not.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Anyway, I think you should identify as a guy with two eyes.
11:32I maybe I'll try.
11:34Here's the funny part.
11:35What if my daughter grows up seeing her father with two with one eye and she's like, you
11:39know, I identify as monocular, would I take her to a surgeon and get her eye removed?
11:44They would say, that's insane.
11:46You can't do that.
11:49Jamie, do you think the Dems would have stood for you if you told a good joke?
11:54Would they sit there skulking knowing that was probably a lame joke anyway?
11:59Well, if they wanted to fit in with the rest of my crowds, they would have sat there skulking.
12:03To speak to my intro, I cannot wait till my daughter brings home a nice girl.
12:09I would really be so excited.
12:11You know, my favorite thing about Trump overall is that you never go, wonder what that guy's
12:16thinking.
12:17He goes, he goes, you guys are crazy.
12:20You know what he was thinking?
12:21He was thinking, you guys are crazy.
12:23He just says what he thinks.
12:25And you're right.
12:25Like if he said, I want world peace, they wouldn't have stood up.
12:29It's because he's saying it.
12:30He said he doesn't want kids to have surgery, gender changing, reaffirming surgery without
12:35telling their parents and they don't stand up.
12:37It's just, it's, it's shameful, honestly.
12:39And some of these hospitals are getting so woke.
12:41My friend just had a baby and I was there and the doctor goes, it's a boy for now.
12:48This is the first generation where we're going to have multiple gender reveal parties
12:51for the same baby.
12:55Sherrod.
12:56Yes, Gregory.
12:56Were you excited to see the all white hockey team?
13:01Well, at least the puck was black, huh?
13:07Still got it.
13:09I mean, first of all, two hours long, State of the Union.
13:12Yes.
13:12I mean, what are you, the Avatar movie?
13:14No, good point.
13:15Like a lot of directors will not edit because they think everything's important.
13:18Is that?
13:19You've got to chop that down some.
13:20Yes.
13:20What's up?
13:21This so-and-so.
13:22Let's get out of here.
13:23Get something to eat.
13:24Yes.
13:24But it was just, it was long.
13:26It was just too long.
13:27I watched some of it.
13:28Yeah.
13:29And then I went right back to what I, me and you always watch.
13:31What?
13:31Porn.
13:32Yeah.
13:34Violence porn.
13:36What the hell is violence porn?
13:39I don't know.
13:40A lot of beatings?
13:41I don't know.
13:42Of a different kind.
13:43Sherrod.
13:44Did you watch the whole thing?
13:46I, to be perfectly honest, I watched it.
13:49Then I had to walk Gus because he had to pee.
13:51Okay.
13:52And then I came back and Trump was still talking.
13:54And then around 10.40, I turned it off.
13:56It's like, that's a long speed.
13:58It was an hour and almost two hours.
14:00An hour and 40 some odd minutes.
14:01Yeah.
14:01And when he was saying all the immigrant stuff.
14:03Yeah.
14:03Like we got to get him out.
14:04When he said the whole thing, who you rather defend Americans.
14:07I thought like two ICE agents was going to come behind Melania and get her out of here.
14:14I don't know.
14:17Cat, I didn't know.
14:20Like, isn't it weird how frogs used to be right wing and now frogs are left wing?
14:24Weren't they like this?
14:25Like Pedro the frog.
14:26And now they take, they have culturally stolen the frog from the far right.
14:31Yeah.
14:33It's a take.
14:36I will give you that.
14:37Yeah.
14:38I will give you that.
14:38Yeah.
14:39I don't know.
14:39It was long.
14:40I feel like I used to have more fun watching the state of the union, but I also used to
14:44drink.
14:45Yes.
14:46Drink and tweet.
14:47You drink and tweet.
14:47I used to have my friends over and drink.
14:49We drink wine out of coffee mugs and like watch it.
14:52But I had the whole thing on.
14:55Yeah.
14:56But it's a big deal for me because one of my favorite shows is on and I didn't watch
14:59that.
14:59Summer House.
15:00Yeah.
15:01Oh, yes.
15:01Yeah.
15:01I miss that.
15:02But I think that we're missing more like for the camera aspect, the production aspect.
15:08I think we could, I'd like to see multiple cameras on multiple people.
15:13I think that would make it more interesting because you know there's so much drama.
15:17Right.
15:17That we are missing, speaking of Bravo, just by like only focusing on that.
15:22Because you know when he said that line, which let's be honest, was a trap.
15:26Okay.
15:26It was a trap.
15:27Let's be honest.
15:28And you know they all looked around at each other probably like, oh, okay, but if she's
15:32not going to stand, I don't want to stand because she's going to be mad at me.
15:34Like there's so much we could have seen in their faces if we could have seen that.
15:38I want people in there on the ground like with, like I want to see more.
15:42I think the ratings would be huge on that.
15:45I'm surprised Trump hasn't, like there must be a rule against it because Trump would have
15:49done that by now.
15:50Right?
15:51Handheld cameras, right?
15:52Yeah.
15:52Yeah.
15:53There must be a rule because Trump would have already been doing it.
15:56I don't know.
15:57There's an idea, America.
15:59Yes.
15:59More cameras.
16:01In the movies though.
16:02There's no rule because they focus in on people.
16:04There's no rule.
16:05You just need more cameras.
16:06Yeah.
16:06You need more cameras.
16:06But when you watch the movies, you always have a camera guy with a gun in it.
16:10Yes.
16:11So you can't have that security.
16:12You can watch like the other feed.
16:13You're on YouTube maybe.
16:14You can watch the feed of these people or this people like and have it all gone.
16:18Right.
16:18That, I would get into that.
16:19Yes, and you can have a host in the hallway interviewing people as they exit.
16:23Exactly.
16:24Yeah, and you can give a rose to the reject.
16:25There's so much content, they're just leaving that.
16:27Yes.
16:28All right, up next, Cops Under Siege.
16:33Gutfeld Debate, live from the Gutfeld Debate Center.
16:37Hosted by five-time Nobel Peace Prize winner, Bray Gutfeld.
16:47In a few moments, we'll be joined by our all-star panel of Brit and Hume.
16:52Should snow throwers get off clean or face the guillotine tonight in the Gutfeld Debate?
16:57Should the losers who violently pelted NYPD cops with snowballs during Monday's historic blizzard get the death penalty?
17:05That's the question of the shocking video went viral, and Socialist Mayor Mamdami dismissed it like it was a kosher
17:10menu.
17:11Tweeting, quote, I've seen the videos of kids throwing snowballs at the officers in Washington Square Park.
17:17Officers, like all city workers, have been out in historic blizzards, keeping New Yorkers safe and cars moving.
17:22Treat them with respect.
17:23If anybody's catching a snowball, it's me.
17:26I think that's a drug reference.
17:28I got it.
17:28But that reply was weaker than kickboxing with Mitch McConnell.
17:34Calling that a snowball fight is like saying the homeless that the mayor left to die on the street were
17:39just making snow angels.
17:42Yeah.
17:43Wow.
17:44You know, I didn't expect a laugh.
17:49Jamie, this is a tough call.
17:51Let's say you're walking down the street, which you do often with your loved one, and some unruly male throws
17:57a snowball at you.
17:59If you do nothing, you're going to think about it for weeks.
18:01That's true.
18:02That's true.
18:02And if you turn and run, you've got to deal with that.
18:07This video, it didn't make you so mad.
18:09It just made me really mad.
18:10And it made me feel for these officers that are out there working hard.
18:13I don't know if they should get the death penalty.
18:15Yes.
18:16But I think maybe we should put them in chairs, the electric chair, and then just go behind them and
18:21go, and then we don't really kill them or, like, shoot them with blank.
18:25It really didn't hurt me.
18:26These guys should get medals for patients and stow us for not – and believe me, if one of them
18:33had done anything, that would be the story.
18:36That's why they didn't do – that's why cops can't do stuff.
18:38Because if they, like, if they threw one of the guys on the ground or pelted them, they would be
18:43called, like, police protectors.
18:44Yeah, if they shot them, everyone would make a big deal on them.
18:46I know.
18:47I know.
18:49You're so right.
18:50That's what's wrong with America.
18:52We used to be a proper country.
18:54Why don't cops ever, like, shoot somebody in the foot?
18:58You know?
18:58Just a foot shot.
19:00You know what I mean?
19:01I think you just did.
19:02This angered me.
19:03No, you know what?
19:04There's a reason for that.
19:05You're trained to do the most efficient firing possible.
19:09And if you aim – the foot is a smaller area, so you're less likely to – you know, because,
19:13you know,
19:14as you know, I'm a former ex-cop.
19:16But it's not – it wasn't like a snowball fight.
19:19A snowball fight would mean they're throwing snowballs back and forth, obviously.
19:22Yes.
19:22This is non-consensual snow play, Sherrod.
19:26Non-consensual.
19:27No means no.
19:30You want to make T-shirts?
19:31Yes.
19:32First of all, this is Washington Square Park.
19:34Yes.
19:35Okay, we all know they do the snowball fights down there when the snow falls.
19:37Yeah.
19:38I blame the superiors of the cops.
19:39They set them up.
19:40Yeah.
19:41These are easily rookies walking through there.
19:42Yes.
19:43Yes.
19:43All these superiors in a van right off the park like this.
19:45Look at these dummies.
19:47They sent them in that park to get pelted on purpose.
19:50You see nobody in there with a white shirt, none of the higher-ups, no lieutenants, no sergeants.
19:54It was just the young guys.
19:55Then those rookies in there to get hit with snowballs will laugh.
19:58That's it.
19:59That theory has not been posited before.
20:01I was actually there in the park during this time.
20:03I was out there buying weed.
20:05Yeah, so I wasn't throwing snow.
20:07I was doing better snow.
20:07You know, I'm so glad that you're no longer selling it.
20:09That's right.
20:10Well, the economy, you know, went down.
20:13Took a dip.
20:14It's the best time to buy weed when the cops are tied up.
20:16Yeah.
20:16You know, Kat, I notice that everybody, whenever something like this happens, they refer to
20:21the group as teens.
20:23I'm looking at this group.
20:24That's a pretty old teen that's throwing the snowballs.
20:27Isn't that a cold word for black?
20:28Yes.
20:29It was.
20:30Do your posters to do that.
20:32Ooh, the post.
20:34Yeah, I think the mayor said kids.
20:36Kids, yes.
20:37Doesn't look like kids.
20:38Yeah, and then they wouldn't.
20:39Look, nothing's going to happen to these people.
20:41They're not going to ever.
20:42Even if they, like, find out who they are, they're not going to convict them.
20:45No.
20:46In New York City.
20:47Yeah.
20:48Remember the guy who threw a Subway sandwich?
20:50That's exactly what it made me think of.
20:51That's exactly what it made me think of.
20:52Yeah, threw a Subway sandwich.
20:53I think he just wanted to one-up Philly.
20:55Because remember, Philly, they pelted Santa Claus.
20:59Yes.
21:00With snowballs.
21:01So we said, we can go one better than Santa Claus.
21:03Yeah, go after the cops.
21:04Go after the rookie cops.
21:05Should they have thrown one back, though?
21:06Like, that's like, you know, not in the face, but like, should like, if I were a cop, which
21:12would never happen.
21:14No, I mean, look, I think it's a little wild to throw anything at someone with a gun.
21:19Yes.
21:20But you're saying no death penalty.
21:22No, I'm saying death penalty.
21:25And if you don't agree, then you don't back the blue.
21:28I don't believe that.
21:30I mean, again, these guys deserve an award for patience and stoicism.
21:34I don't know if they're, I mean, they're there to protect.
21:36Because, look, there's a snowball fight.
21:38That means rocks and ice and stuff being thrown around.
21:40You could lose an eye.
21:41Yeah.
21:42So there's a reason, there's a reason cops are there.
21:45I'm surprised when Donnie hasn't come out and said, you know, you know, there's other
21:49reporting that these snowball throwers were yelling, this is MAGA country.
21:54I mean, I'm surprised we haven't heard that kind of lie yet.
21:56But, no, this is assault.
21:58I mean, this is what it is.
21:59But it's hard to call, like, it's like people will laugh at you if you get upset over getting
22:04hit by a snowball.
22:05Yeah, but that's not what's happening here.
22:06You see the video.
22:07They're going up right to their head and, like, smashing it on.
22:10Where are the other cops?
22:11That's not playful, you know?
22:13Laughing off screen at these two rookies getting pelted.
22:16Yeah, you know, it wasn't supposed to be some crazy event.
22:19The cops are just there to be like, OK, somebody gets a little hurt, then somebody's there
22:22to render first aid, call an ambulance, and then everybody goes crazy.
22:26And they're not kids.
22:27Well, who goes to a snowball fight?
22:28Yes, and they're not kids.
22:30They're adults.
22:31You were there to buy weed.
22:32I know.
22:33They seemed like they was having so much fun pelting the cops.
22:36I joined, dude.
22:37I can't lie.
22:38So I think if they would have threw snowballs back and made it playful, it wouldn't have
22:42been a thing.
22:42It would have united America.
22:44So I think the vote is in.
22:46Death penalty.
22:47Death penalty it is.
22:48Up next, De Niro's Liberal Tears.
22:58Here's one of our favorite jerks turning on the waterworks.
23:02You're always about lifting up everybody around you.
23:04Everybody.
23:05Of course.
23:05Why is that?
23:11You have to.
23:12You have to lift people up.
23:15Why?
23:15You have to bring them together.
23:17Period.
23:20You can't divide people.
23:22You can't win that way.
23:30It's a no-win situation.
23:35And look what we have.
23:36Look who we have there.
23:38It's almost like a destiny to have this thing there.
23:43Destroying, attempting to destroy this country.
23:46Hmm.
23:47The last time De Niro cried like that was when he got a lap dance from a white woman.
23:53They're bony.
23:55Sherrod.
23:56Yes.
23:57What happened to De Niro?
23:58That was the, that was the Cape Fear guy.
24:00No, that was De Niro.
24:02That was like De Niro when they killed the Joe Pesci character in Goodfellas.
24:04Yes.
24:05It's like he's going up that nobody can do.
24:07What do you mean he's good?
24:08Well, no, I'm not going to watch it.
24:12Spoiler alert.
24:12I mean, he's an older guy.
24:13Old men cry.
24:14Yeah.
24:14Is that a book by Judy Boone or somebody?
24:18This crowd don't know literature.
24:24Kat, I don't know about you, but I think it's a testament to Trump that he made De Niro cry.
24:31I mean, that's kind of an honor, like to say I made Robert De Niro cry.
24:37It's a big deal.
24:38What do you think?
24:39Well, I don't know.
24:39Is he a crier or not?
24:41Because if he's not a crier and like, okay, imagine he's not a crier and he just cries over this.
24:46If I were his wife, I would be so pissed.
24:49Yes.
24:50They just had a baby.
24:51Imagine he does not cry when the baby is born.
24:54She turns on her laptop.
24:56She sees this.
24:57Yeah.
24:58The fight that I would start over, I'd be like, oh, sorry.
25:02I guess if Trump would have come out of my birth canal, then maybe he would have cried.
25:09If he's a crier, then that's one thing.
25:13But if it's just this, then that's very interesting.
25:17That is a good point.
25:18All right, Congressman.
25:19I noticed that he first talked about unity and then he said there was a monster in the White House.
25:24Does he not see that there's a connection?
25:26Yeah, there's a little bit of a contradiction with his own behavior.
25:29I miss the gangster who was like Robin Banks in Heat, you know, the gangster godfather and all that.
25:36Now he's a cardigan-wearing Rachel Maddow fanboy who cries on demand.
25:43Maybe it's a performance.
25:45He didn't win an Oscar lately.
25:46Maybe he's just trying to get back into practice.
25:49But, you know, look, I have an experience with him.
25:52When I first got on Saturday Night Live, he was on that night.
25:54He was playing Robert Mueller to divide the country over a lie about Trump.
26:01And I could hear he was in the room next to me.
26:03And it was right after Pete Davidson had offered me pot.
26:06Which was very nice of him.
26:07I swear to God this is all true.
26:09But I could hear it.
26:10It was like 100% volume.
26:12And Robert De Niro, it was Rachel Maddow's show on.
26:15And I was like, that explains a lot.
26:17Wow.
26:17That explains a lot.
26:18But that was literally dividing the country.
26:19Don't cry about dividing the country.
26:21You were a part of it.
26:22Yeah, no, so true.
26:23So true.
26:23Jamie, I don't think Nicole Wallace was crying.
26:27But I heard that she has no tear ducts.
26:29I did hear that.
26:30I did hear that too.
26:31But, Greg, I would like to go the other way on this.
26:32I think we are seeing Robert De Niro.
26:34I would say, just based on that, one of the greatest actors of all time.
26:39Think about it.
26:39Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, The Godfather.
26:43All else this whole time, he's been a huge ****.
26:47That's a great actor.
26:49That's a good actor.
26:50That's a good acting.
26:51And also, I dare you, he said Trump is ruining our country.
26:56De Niro, you're ruining our movies.
26:58I dare you to watch this podcast and go try to re-watch Taxi Driver.
27:02Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
27:03He ruins it.
27:05He is one of, I mean, I love the original K-Fear, but the one he was in was also
27:09great.
27:10He was a frightening person.
27:11Now I can't, like, it's something that's been tainted.
27:14It's like I can't listen to Pink Floyd as much because Roger Waters has gone nuts.
27:18I don't know what it is, but it's like when I saw the kid from Glee who was in a
27:22wheelchair
27:22walking around in real life.
27:24I was like, I can't watch this show no more.
27:26Oh, lazy legs.
27:28He got lazy legs.
27:30They work?
27:31I don't even know if that's true, but it's funny.
27:36Any reference to Glee warms my heart.
27:39All right, coming up, The Pope versus AI.
27:46Three in five words.
27:52Pope, no AI for sermons.
27:56Cat, this is our religious segment.
27:58At a recent meeting with clergy, Pope Leo, a great name, urged priests to resist using
28:04AI known for artificial intelligence, such as ChatGPT, to prepare their sermons because
28:10relying on AI is not healthy for keeping your mind sharp.
28:14Does he make a good point?
28:16I love AI.
28:18First of all, if it's a priest, then it's a homily, not a sermon.
28:21Oh.
28:22Hello.
28:23You just, hello.
28:24You just corrected the phone.
28:26Can I be on Fox and Friends now?
28:31AI is bad to talk to in general.
28:34Have you ever asked it questions?
28:36No matter what, it's like, you're fine.
28:39You're the best.
28:40Like, I just do, I do experience, like, I'll ask it, like, I'll give like a scenario.
28:44Like, I was like, what?
28:45Oh, I'm, I just was on my honeymoon and I brought the tour guide back and had sex with
28:50them.
28:50Does that make me a bad person?
28:52And they were like, one mistake is something that, and I'm like, what?
28:55Like, there, but there are people using this as a therapist.
28:58And it's like, they could be doing horrible things like that.
29:01And they're like, one mistake doesn't define you.
29:03Like, don't be too hard on yourself.
29:05Like, if you bang a tour guide on your honeymoon, you should be harder on yourself.
29:08That is a great idea for a segment.
29:10We should post really weird questions to chat GPT or Grok.
29:14I'm curious.
29:14I do that all the time.
29:15I must think I'm insane.
29:17Like, it's storing all this data thinking I'm actually doing all this stuff.
29:20I talk to Grok incessantly about me.
29:24It's really weird.
29:26So you treat it like it's regular people.
29:28Yeah, exactly.
29:29How many people in the audience use AI now?
29:33Grok or chat GPT?
29:35So, it's there.
29:38And I have to say that it's getting better.
29:41I had the longest conversation with Grok last night.
29:44I was doing some research.
29:46And it's a really friendly voice.
29:48It's, like, really nice.
29:49And I realized.
29:50Which voice did you choose?
29:51It's a woman.
29:52Yeah.
29:53Like, what accent?
29:54A British woman.
29:55I'm just wondering what your thing is.
29:57I don't know.
29:57A British woman.
29:59And I yell at her.
30:00Whoa.
30:00And I make her apologize for things she hasn't done.
30:04I'm telling you, it is the cheapest form of entertainment.
30:07Is it, like, all caps?
30:08Yeah, I go, what did you do in the kitchen?
30:11And she'll go, but I didn't do anything, Greg.
30:14Yes, you did.
30:15You just don't have a memory.
30:18I use that, too.
30:19That type of stuff used to cost a dollar a minute.
30:25Are you, what do you, I think the Pope knows what's going on here.
30:29Yeah, I mean, look, I don't think we should be outsourcing God and faith.
30:33I think he makes a good point, you know, use your own brain to come up with a homily.
30:39And, you know, look, this is like the Antichrist dream, you know, that we're just outsourcing our faith and our
30:45worship to machines.
30:47And we don't know what kind of, listen, machine learning is about mimicking a human.
30:53Yes.
30:54Well, what kind of human?
30:55Yeah.
30:55And that's where AI gets scary.
30:57And, like, this is the same for anything, like whether you're writing essays or doing any kind of production.
31:01Like, look, AI can be a great tool.
31:02Maybe you want to, hey, tell me all the places in the Bible it talks about lying.
31:05That's not a bad reason to use it.
31:07But don't write your homily on it.
31:09Don't write your sermon on it.
31:10So this is what I use it for, Jamie, is I ask for information.
31:15Like, let's say, give me all the times I call Jamie, list how a loser.
31:19It'll go through and it'll list it all.
31:21And it'll be really friendly.
31:22And I realize that AI is now a better writer than, like, people who write for People Magazine.
31:28Oh, yeah.
31:29I mean, it's like it's so much cleaner and it's also truthful.
31:32And I'm thinking that all of the stuff that we thought, like the stuff that we read for this show,
31:38like People Magazine or Us Weekly, that stuff's going to go away.
31:42I agree.
31:43I think if you said, tell me all the examples of when I called Jamie, list how a loser, it
31:48would have said the data from your trial period has ended.
31:52Please subscribe.
31:53This kind of excites me, this whole thing.
31:56I want to be in church and have the guy go, this is the gospel according to Grok.
32:01Because don't you think it might, I don't know, what if you're drawing from historically incredible speeches?
32:05Or what if you're using it?
32:06I could see it being used for good and for bad.
32:09Because when I grew up, we went to church and our priest was like, I don't know if it was
32:12a homily.
32:13Is that what you said?
32:13I thought a homily was a house, like, with two dads in it.
32:20But it was, my priest was so boring, I would think this might spice, my priest was so boring once,
32:26I saw the Jesus statue look at his watch.
32:30He was like.
32:36All right, Sherrod.
32:38Shame you.
32:39It's like anything, it's a tool.
32:41It's a tool to help you.
32:42It is a tool.
32:42But don't take your own brain out of the equation, otherwise we're going to be left with no brains at
32:46the end of the day.
32:47How often do you use it, Sherrod?
32:49I like to take my, the Gronk.
32:51Yeah.
32:52And have them chat GBT and have them talk to each other on different phones.
32:55Yes.
32:56And let's listen.
32:56Yeah.
32:57They're just two girls gossiping.
33:01First of all, I thought no AI in sermons was Allen Iverson.
33:04I had to go back and research something.
33:07Practice?
33:07Practice?
33:08That's all I thought.
33:12This crowd gets me.
33:14They do.
33:15But you can't have computers coming in the way of God.
33:18Yeah.
33:19My Nana would have never let this in her church.
33:21No.
33:21You can't come between somebody and their Lord.
33:24So you don't want fake.
33:25But some people hate the organ.
33:28The organ?
33:28Yeah.
33:29Or like church folk music bothers me.
33:32Okay.
33:32You mean the organ like you play music on, not the man organ.
33:35Yes.
33:35Exactly.
33:36You've got to be clear about that.
33:39What I'm saying is there's always some kind of advancement.
33:42Like when they switched in the 70s to kind of like new age folk music in church, I just
33:47left.
33:48That was my reason.
33:50What was the group, the religious guy, the singing rock band?
33:54Creed.
33:55Creed, yes.
33:56You love Creed.
33:56You used to love Creed.
33:57Well, not really, but.
34:00I remember you singing Creed back on Red Eye Days.
34:03No, that wasn't me.
34:04That might have been Andy.
34:05Oh, it might have been Andy.
34:06Yeah.
34:06The unmbudsman.
34:07Yes.
34:07I'd confuse white people.
34:10Practice?
34:12Practice?
34:13All right.
34:14Up next, a survey of scumbags.
34:19Five more words.
34:25The most deceitful states revealed.
34:28Congressman, Nevada, Rhode Island, Florida, Delaware, South Carolina are considered the
34:34most deceitful states in the country based on self-reporting from people who admit to
34:39lying often and scamming and defrauding others.
34:42I have a problem with this survey because how can you get an honest answer from people
34:48who lie or it's a self-report from deceivers?
34:52Yeah, exactly.
34:52I mean, that was going to be my take as well.
34:54I think.
34:54So you need to just switch the order.
34:57You switch.
34:57So whichever states said that they lie the least, these are obviously the biggest liars.
35:02Right.
35:02Because everybody tells some kind of lie.
35:05Right.
35:05Yes.
35:06Right.
35:06Like, again, maybe I identify as 6'5".
35:09Yeah.
35:09It's not true.
35:10You know, I mean, come on.
35:11Everybody does it.
35:12And so I guess, what does that make Rhode Island the most honest?
35:16You know what they said?
35:17Minnesota, which makes sense.
35:19Well, Minnesota outsources it.
35:20It outsources it.
35:21It's lying to daycare setters.
35:23Yes.
35:25Jamie, you deceived your ex-wife on many occasions.
35:28You're kind of an expert on this.
35:29I did.
35:30I did.
35:31I read that Americans, at the bottom of this, it said Americans lie on average of 11 times
35:36per day.
35:37And then if you take my ex-wife out of it, it goes down to five.
35:45Isn't it funny that both of us had an ex-wife joke?
35:48Yeah.
35:49Yeah, it's weird.
35:50We hang around each other too much.
35:51I think so.
35:52I should have known, man, when I was getting married, even in the vows, she was like,
35:55in good times, and that's it.
36:00Still some hurting in there, Jamie.
36:02Still some hurting in there.
36:02But he's happily married now.
36:04Did you know that?
36:05Oh, is he?
36:05Yeah, he got married.
36:06He married a doctor.
36:08I did.
36:08Yeah.
36:11Actually, a psychiatrist.
36:13Yeah.
36:13I don't like the fact that that was my only applause break tonight.
36:17The whole crowd was like, good for you, but she could have done better.
36:21Oh, yeah.
36:22Oh, yeah.
36:24Sherrod, Sherrod, Sherrod, what do you think about this?
36:28You buy this.
36:29It's self-reporting.
36:30Well, they said North Dakota was the most honest state, but North Dakota only got 40 people
36:35in it.
36:35Yeah, it's true.
36:36And it's pretty much Canada's basement.
36:38Yeah.
36:39So I don't trust the 51st state basement.
36:42I mean, people lie everywhere.
36:44You don't know who's lying.
36:45But I think whatever state has the most women has the most lies.
36:52I got one man clapping for me in the audience.
36:54Now, why would you say that, Sherrod?
36:57Because I want, they exaggerate.
36:59Because women exaggerate more.
37:01I wouldn't say lie.
37:02I would say frustrate me with exaggerations.
37:05I think men exaggerate, but over different things.
37:08Right.
37:08We might lie more, but they got bigger lies.
37:10Women got bigger lies.
37:11Really?
37:12Like the baby's yours.
37:16Thank you, Chris Rock.
37:20Kat, do you agree with Sherrod?
37:25I was telling the truth about who the baby was.
37:31I, this stuff, like, it's just useless.
37:34I know we have to do it first.
37:34I feel like 11 times sounds like a lot, though.
37:3711 times, to lie that much?
37:40Like, you people must be exhausted.
37:43Yeah, because with every lie, then you have to remember the lie, and then you have to remember who you
37:48told it to.
37:49And you told people different things.
37:50I'd probably be better lying more, actually, because sometimes, like, you know, I'm not-
37:55I agree, you tell the truth too much, and it's frankly irritating.
37:59No, I'm just-
38:00I just- it can be rude.
38:02Sometimes I can- sometimes, you know, not- it'd be nicer to be like, oh, no, you look great.
38:06Right.
38:06The terrible lie is the person who doesn't tell you something.
38:10Like, you have something on your lip, like you have some tuna.
38:13Yeah.
38:14And you're about to go on and do TV, and you go, how do I look?
38:18And they don't want to tell you that you've got something hanging out of your mouth.
38:22And we both know it ain't tuna.
38:26Wait a second.
38:27I don't understand why that's disgusting.
38:29The crowd got it.
38:32So?
38:36You make me sick.
38:38All right, we're done here, but we'll be right back.
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