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00:22that's okay it's friday so you know what that means let's welcome tonight's guest
00:28he's kept more bars open than kamala harris entrepreneur and host of bar rescue john tapper
00:40she tabulari co-host emily campagno
00:47fans who see his act demand reparations comedian charad small
00:56and she went from holland oats to quaker oats host the kennedy saves the world podcast kennedy
01:04all right before we get to some news stories let's do this
01:12greg's leftovers
01:15yeah it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week and as always
01:19it's my first time reading them so if they suck we'll send joe mackey to prince andrew's house
01:24dressed like an olsen twin
01:27again yes
01:31speaking of andrew has been arrested due to his ties to jeffrey epstein
01:37and prosecutors may pressure him to talk but for now anyway he's being protected by britain's
01:43finest guard
01:48it'll be fine
01:51it'll be fine thanks to new weight loss drugs joy behar has just announced a 25 pound weight loss
01:59as a result i had to fire three writers
02:04what am i going to do
02:06the oldest evidence of sewn leather was found in oregon
02:10the second oldest evidence of sewn leather was found here
02:18terrible
02:23people clapping for that at a speech celebrating black history month black people chanted that
02:30president trump four more years meanwhile somewhere at a pub one woman yelled four more beers
02:41here in new york city mayor mom domi just unveiled a record 127 billion dollar budget
02:47it would be less but he's including a one-bedroom apartment for his mistress
02:55i don't i know makes no sense it makes no sense why would he have a goat as a mistress
03:03he's got a lovely wife the widow of hugh hefner says images of underage girls appear in her late
03:09husband's scrapbooks and you'll never guess who's volunteered to see if she's telling the truth
03:19each hoping to be cat lifeguard in the new baywatch it was all fun and games until a creepy
03:25tourist claimed he was drowning and needed mouth to mouth
03:34dc's mayor declared an emergency over the massive sewage leak plaguing the city
03:39and get this despite everyone complaining that the city smells like poop
03:44jerry nadler staff still preferred to eat lunch outside
03:50in technology news a meta has patented an ai that lets dead people post from beyond the grave
03:57and they've already successfully tested it on one man
04:03i know isn't that heart warm i'm heart warm
04:09a new study shows that married couples who go to bed at the same time tend to be happier but
04:14some
04:14couples quickly add as long as it's not the same room
04:22according to a new study popular dog kibble contains dangerous levels of heavy metals
04:29tastes fine to me said one woman
04:34but she lost so much weight
04:38glad i fired those writers
04:39how full glow a 102 year old man married a 98 year old woman and this is nice during the
04:46wedding
04:46vows they exchanged life alerts
04:52hootered life alerts
04:58hootered hooters hooter has finally announced that they have a plan to save the franchise
05:05yeah it's called lowering the thermostat
05:12works for me every time
05:14scientists have found a blue hole in the ocean that's so deep they can't find the bottom
05:20and it's caused them to hire someone who's an expert at finding bottoms
05:27i know he sinks to a new bottom every day
05:34for safer home assistance robots have learned to coordinate both arms which is great because it
05:41means you no longer have to cup your own balls
05:48you know i don't know what that means i guess that's for jugglers
05:53finally their plans to make a new sequel to the movie wonder woman
05:58and her arch nemesis captain parallel park
06:05oh i get it
06:08tasty water so this week sf mayor daniel lurie did something the city's been waiting for
06:15for a long time and no it wasn't replacing rice-a-roni with me as the san francisco treat
06:24actually he signed legislation paving the way for the reset center which stands for rapid enforcement
06:32support evaluation and triage it means if you're using drugs on the street police can arrest you
06:38instead of just cycling you back out they take you to a facility to get treatment in other words
06:45it's what should have been done long ago for many californians
06:52in short it's off the sidewalk and into recovery and this is happening at sf a place where many
06:58turned to drugs 60 years ago in an effort to make this woman pretty now even dr drew says this
07:06is going
07:07to make a huge difference and immediately save lives of course he said the same thing the first
07:12time he saw me in his speedo but he's right this is going to work of course for years san
07:21fran treated
07:22public drug use like it was a classic city feature like cable cars or sourdough bread and drag queen
07:29spin the bottle at all area elementary schools they'd say oh you're struggling here's a fresh syringe
07:39while the rest of us had to step over someone who just od just to get into a sex dungeon
07:44but now lurry's saying something radical which is we're not going to let you slowly die in public
07:50anymore we're going to intervene and get you into treatment and that's the only way it works
07:56actual compassion isn't found in enabling destructive behavior real compassion says i care enough to
08:02stop you from destroying yourself and others advice dr jill probably should have heeded
08:10now the city could have done this anytime they wanted the authority was there but not the will
08:15so why now well unlike so many other democrats lurry came from a business background
08:22democrats lurry came from business background and the first thing you learn in business school
08:27having bodies strewn around your property doesn't attract paying customers the current strategy
08:33only benefited the junkie and as healthy taxpayers bolted the city just got worse and worse because
08:39that grim lifestyle only attracted more of it but while sf's woke bureaucrats embrace suicidal empathy
08:47he's trying to fix the city and if he does it breaks the ice for other major cities to do
08:52the same
08:53because if sf streets get safer and overdoses drop and businesses come back then suddenly those other
08:59mayors have to have to do the same thing and like the bathroom towels in kid rock's trailer that could
09:07be
09:07contagious
09:10the message to add we respect your journey meanwhile the journey ended in a body bag well now that journey
09:18is being terminated and it's good it's about time because when i go to san fran i prefer to see
09:25my
09:25naked hippies alive
09:32yeah so john
09:3715 years your new the new season of bar rescue premieres tonight what time sunday night 10 o'clock
09:45double episode greg two in a row wow uh what network may i ask paramount network nice i shall tune
09:52in
09:53there you go now you in the it does this i think this law is amazing no republican could do
09:59it because
10:00all democrats
10:03would be against it so you need a democrat to do it is this good for the downtown area where
10:08most of the
10:09bars are or is it bad oh it's certainly good for the downtown area safer environment cleaner
10:14environment you don't trip over needles in the sidewalk yeah but then you're gonna have junkies
10:19like say somebody who might look like me who use your bathroom to do drugs well obviously that could
10:24happen isn't in the bar environment but many of our customers are piled up in that bathroom and the
10:28ladies room has such a long line he'll never get the hell in anyway that is true that is true
10:34emily
10:34what say you you're from the bay area this is good news by the way i have a theory that
10:40if we support
10:40this on my show they won't do it oh right not should i keep quiet yeah no just say it's
10:46a lousy idea
10:46it's a lousy idea okay they can clip that so i love this and i think the the common sense
10:52explanation
10:53he had which is so obvious to all of us that have been watching that decay and rot occur for
10:57some time
10:58in our beloved
11:03yes finally i don't understand why the disconnect is that here there's sort of that such an immature
11:09viewpoint of like well that's their choice it's such either an academic or sort of an insular joke
11:16of a point of view to have to think that unfettered compassion would actually allow people to live
11:22healthier better lives that somehow you wouldn't infringe on the rest of all of society those magnet
11:28factors by the way have been attracting people from not just all over california to san francisco and
11:33sacramento and la but all over states it's like what we talked about when the southern border was
11:39open you have push factors and pull factors so everyone going to san francisco so many of them
11:43from small towns awesome you know what in the city i can be with a big group a tribe we
11:48can live on the
11:48streets no one's gonna hurt us we get free needles all the things they have eliminated that and said it
11:52stops now now when it stops here the only issue i have is the fact that it took this long
11:58because in
11:59this interim period there have been a lot of families that have lost their children a lot of livelihoods
12:03that have been lost good paying tax citizens of san francisco that have fled uh and we've seen that
12:08city as we know come to a waste and it's a lot easier to destroy something quickly than to rebuild
12:14so this is a good step in the right direction but now it needs more people to join on board
12:19well said you're for fettered compassion not unfettered compassion oh there's no such thing as the word
12:26fettered charrod yes gregory i don't know where you stand on this i can't tell first of all a big
12:34shout to the to the bay area yes yes too short mac dre yes all day yes secondly i don't
12:41know what you
12:42just said i know my favorite rapper but somehow your watch is on my wrist now i don't know how
12:46to have it
12:47you left out mc hammer that's right mc hammer
12:54hammer's the best hammer's the best yes but wait was it e was it not illegal to do drugs on
12:59the street
12:59in san francisco i think they decriminalized it and and so you could do it and that enabled the other
13:05behavior like i made the mistake of thinking that if you decriminalize uh drug use that will be the only
13:12thing but then it led to everything else everything else so okay okay let's take it slow yeah drugs
13:20should be illegal but i mean if you're in your house you should be able to do them yes that's
13:26what i
13:26thought but these people need houses is it coming down to a house initiative yes that's why we have uh
13:31boxes that we put refrigerators in but that's more greg that's more of a fort than a house
13:38i think that you know you got to keep people off the streets from doing the drugs you got to
13:41get these
13:41syringes off the street but you also got to be compassionate enough to help these people get
13:45out of this situation going yeah it's like they're trying to get like are you trying to really help
13:50them yeah you're trying to get them in a system where you got they got to get paid you got
13:53it's an
13:53industry to take care of the industry yeah well if it's just a hustle and they're trying to earn i
13:57ain't with that but if you're trying to help people then i'm with it yeah so i'm 50 50 on
14:01drugs
14:05you don't do any more you don't do any less
14:10so kennedy i i i was kind of clumsily getting to my uh my mistake i was for i am
14:17for drug legalization
14:19in the same way sure right if you're in your house you can do it but they did decriminalization which
14:24is
14:25where people just end up on the street doing whatever they want happened in portland happens
14:29in seattle i guess where did i go wrong you didn't go wrong and actually thank you coming up
14:41first of all you are not the san francisco treat you are the san francisco trick yes
14:48that's a compliment for those of us who believe that consenting adults can make their own choices
14:53hello i'm blushing but go ahead so if if you're talking about legalization the portugal model
15:03always has treatment as a very important component that is something that they have willfully been
15:09missing in places like portland and san francisco where they're just like no let them do what they're
15:13gonna do in the name of compassion when it is actually the least compassionate thing you can do
15:19because then you see human beings like pieces of garbage that are just there to be thrown away mom
15:24donnie is like well i'm not taking down homeless encampments so what do you think that incentivizes
15:31people to do to go find some rent stabilized apartments no now they're going to build 10 cities
15:36all over manhattan and when we have that deadly snowstorm which was bad enough for people who were walking
15:42five minutes from the subway to their apartment you had a couple dozen people die in the streets
15:47because of mom donnie's compassion so finally in san francisco you have someone who has reached
15:54critical mass he's reached the point where he's like this is the last chance we have to take our
15:59city back instead of paying lip service to the progressives who don't mind if they tear the entire
16:05system down you finally have someone going wouldn't this place down you someone going wouldn't this place
16:14be better if it were functioning yeah if there weren't people being sexually accosted in tents and
16:20other people tourists hopscotching over piles in the street oh piles no
16:31wouldn't it be amazing if this guy lurry does such a bang-up job that he leapfrogs over gavin newsom
16:40um as a contender like if he actually said if this happens in other cities he would be the front
16:46runner and then newsom would be like because newsom was a coward on this stuff he wouldn't do he wouldn't
16:51as mayor of san francisco yeah as as uh lieutenant governor as it happened under his watch yeah yeah
16:57sexually it's a cost and intense that takes me back to my boy scout days
17:09thank you for my service um do you board first on i do i go on first it's just me
17:17babies and nannies
17:20you and nannies equal babies okay hello before no he's right yes a quick reminder you can come see
17:29me at one of my live shows i'll be in westbury new york as well as massachusetts georgia and alabama
17:36go to ggutfeld.com for tickets coming up what happened to manly men
17:50aren't we making men anymore nope we're not making men anymore not a lot of them no no when they
17:57are
17:58they stand out yeah you know that's why it's like a lot of times in these movies if you have
18:03an alpha
18:03male a lot of times that alpha that american alpha male is being played by an australian is very rarely
18:10an american we got so it's like such a trip man well masculinity is demonized here for some strange
18:17reason over the last couple of decades i was right on the forefront saying like
18:24like everybody free you know these these kids you know they're you know it's about their self-esteem
18:30and you got to protect them i'm like come on then didn't these kids don't know how to deal with
18:35loss or anything right anything all right sherrod that was actor michael jai yeah white isn't it funny
18:44his name's white anyway he's talking isn't what his middle name is isn't
18:52yeah jai means isn't in uh whatever language all right so he's talking about what's happened to
18:58masculinity uh is he right that it's uh is masculinity change or our view of it i think our view
19:05of it i
19:06think we think everything masculine in this country is somehow bullying yeah but you also got to keep in
19:10mind australia that's the that's the role model yeah holding down people are still holding
19:16aborigines that's why everybody's coming off so masculine it's all new zealand and australia you
19:20got the my uh maui and then you got the aborigines you still so it's a lot of bravado and
19:26men over there that we don't have here because we've been done killed off the indians right
19:31if you mean if you mean giving them casinos yes whatever gets white people to sleep
19:38but i think it's just a different kind of bravado over there because they like they just
19:42they've got different situations yeah but i'm tired i mean i think like you said it's the traits
19:48it's like what what what make more competitive we're protective we'll fight when we think there's
19:54a threat if you take that all away all you got left is like you know mush mush brothers mush
20:01the what
20:01the hemsworth brothers i believe that's who he was referencing yeah
20:07and we appreciate import look i'll say this that i think he's right but i think it's a little stale
20:14i think this is a conversation that we were used to having especially under the biden administration
20:19that you know easter became transgender day and everything was was muddled i think we finally the
20:25the people voted in a president that said i see you and value you men for exactly who you are
20:32and he
20:32said the same thing to women biological women that's the whole point we've seen now record numbers
20:37in the last few years of especially gen z but males flocking to church uh flocking to the republican
20:43party to this party that sees and values them and also says no you're not a race so i do
20:47think that
20:48this what they are talking about to me i see most strikingly only still in hollywood which is that
20:54the same people who lecture us on oh a biological male can play in your daughter's sport and oh you
21:00know you're toxic if you're just simply white and they play and port real men all of their roles
21:07that they play in those military movies and the cia movies and all the secret service every popular
21:12show right now shows or movies are all about good versus evil in that traditional sense and the guys
21:18have to act to play it or we import you know thor to do it and then they get off
21:23stage and they're like
21:24oh no we hate men so i see the ruse in that isn't it obvious that the rest of the
21:28population loves
21:29actually traditional men strong men and amazing women but it's you guys that have been messing up
21:35the borders this whole time you know uh kennedy you're a woman thank you yes that's all i have no
21:43so could i say that it's not about masculinity are seen as everything is feminized feelings over facts
21:55i just coined that phrase hashtag yeah we we have gotten very very subjective and it is so much about
22:02how you identify instead of you know what really is and unfortunately we've told young men that uh
22:10their genitalia are like human beings in san francisco disposable yeah and you can go ahead and uh
22:18go ahead and cut them off yeah we'll throw you a parade like that'll be that'll be great for society
22:24and so the pendulum has swung so far out of balance that is that what you call it
22:32exactly right i'm like oh the pendulum's not balanced better swing it back this way hey i do think yeah
22:41it is a reaction it is a reaction because the thing the other thing too is and those pickle
22:46jars aren't going to open themselves greg yes that is true i think it starts so young yeah when i
22:52was
22:52young we wanted to raise tough kids right now you want to raise a sensitive kid that's true and that
22:57whole philosophy begins in the beginning that sensitivity becomes weakness right strength yeah i don't you
23:04know the thing is okay so has this affected the uh like the the chemistry or the atmosphere of bars
23:12like has this infiltrated like the workplace where people say like you can't yell at me like that you
23:18can't talk to me absolutely it even affects the way doormen interact with people you know even in my
23:24show greg years ago people would say you can't do that anymore yeah this is the day you can't insult
23:30that i got beat up but i didn't change a damn thing that's why i'm still on television
23:41great you gotta admit he's the morton downey jr of uh bad restaurants
23:49all right up next a drunk journalist down under
23:54a sobriety test that flunks will play the footage out in chunks so that you can have more fun with
24:07drunks an australian reporter hammered at the olympics but literally the like the price of coffee
24:24over here is actually fine it's more the price of coffee in the u.s that we are going to
24:29have to get
24:30used to i'm not sure about the the aquinas we are going to have to get used to i'm not
24:38sure about the
24:39the aquinas where are we going with that one but anyway the fact that we've got so many athletes
24:45who are willing to compete as well after her as well she is just one of those athletes that you
24:53keep
24:53in their mind and you just look at them and go what an inspiration no i agree she has a
24:59long road ahead
24:59i agree with you completely i agree holy crap but she apologized the next day watch i just want to
25:10take a moment uh if that's okay just to apologize um i also wanted to say thank you for everyone
25:17who
25:17has reached out um i'm okay probably just a little bit embarrassed um look i totally misjudged a situation
25:24i shouldn't have had a drink and especially in these um it's not that i set for myself
25:32emily that was australia a tv reporter danica mason that was at the winter olympics she apologized but
25:41she added a layer of excuses alcohol the cold weather high altitude i skipped dinner
25:50it was so weird to see like rebel wilson's voice coming out of a different person i just kept being
25:56like wait um yes and here's the thing her country is like rallied behind her i think even the prime
26:02minister like that was like she's okay the president whatever there she was like he is she's great she's
26:06fine i thought it was sort of an interesting like i think if she wasn't adorable and gorgeous she probably
26:13would have been canned immediately i personally not to have this boring answer but it's shocking to me
26:19the con to me the concept of having all before working before going on air so i'm like oh you
26:26think like that was the dumbest most rookie decision ever and to me that's something that separates
26:31the men from the boys proverbially so hurt like that's a that's sort of an inexcusable like i would
26:37never look right you hear what i'm saying i just i will tell you i would rather have a drunk
26:43reporter
26:43i'd rather have a drunk reporter than a biased one oh all right i know it's not a choice but
26:50a tipsy
26:51journalist john entertaining can be more honest i agree you have honesty comes out on your show when
26:58somebody's wasted and that reminds me of half the bar owners that i deal with them on a day-to
27:02-day basis
27:03yes but you're right the alcohol does create honesty it breaks down defenses that might have
27:08been the honest we've ever seen her yeah that is true what about you kenny have you
27:16now you're it made my memoir are great because i remembered everything when everyone else was drunk
27:22yeah but i think this is a you know drinking on air might be a little bit of a cultural
27:27value in
27:28australia you know because you could hear her co-workers she's like any of the process coffee
27:34in america in uh you know we're gonna worry about the iguana
27:40are like dying laughing in the background and even you know i could not tell great that she was drunk
27:47well because she's australian you don't know what part is ozzy or what part is drunk no it's true
27:52they kind of blend can't separate it but that's what happens when you come from a country to all these
27:56masculine men that women need to throw back some just to deal with them are you are do we have
28:02woke
28:03charade today um i'm not fully awake it's more like
28:11a dream but i'm just saying you got to drink more she first she was adorable so we're gonna let
28:17it go yes and plus when they showed the before clement after i was like this which one's the
28:21drunk one yes i so i when i was first started working at fox i was living in london and
28:28i would
28:29do hits because there's a five hour difference at like 2 a.m oh boy so i would like hang
28:34out and
28:34the pubs would close like at 11 and i'd have to like try to sober up by then yeah and
28:39there were
28:39a couple of times on hannity where i was like whoa where am i you know half the people on
28:46this network
28:46you know they mix it up before they go on air stop playing it off are you talking about outnumbered
28:52what of course i am oh man the best thing about that show is the mimosa
29:00uh all right let's not put it well red eye let's be honest that was coming on at three o
29:06'clock in
29:06the morning you know you couldn't have done that sober no no the first five months of that show we
29:10were all getting loaded up the the hotel mini bar because we didn't know what we were doing nice yeah
29:15we knew yeah no you just when you would show up you smelled like columbia
29:29when he said you smell like columbia who smells cocaine
29:36he was sniffing it you wasn't smelling it coming up fake face influencers
29:49beauty influencers face filter glitched look at that kennedy uh she this uh influencer
29:59allegedly lost like uh 140 000 followers after her beauty filter glitched and revealed her real face
30:08yeah i hate when that happens you know what are we is it fair to make fun of this yes
30:15yes okay
30:15absolutely i was going to defend her because like we have armies of hair and makeup that make us
30:21beautiful but you know she just has a filter we don't have hair here for black people by the way
30:28we get the makeup but i wanted to get a haircut it was like this we don't have that kind
30:31of stuff yes
30:36i i heard her she was like this is not bet i was like wow that's aggressive but i was
30:43watching this
30:44and you know she has this little tiny chihuahua head in a filter i'm like what is wrong and then
30:50teeny teeny tim burton head was very disconcerting
30:56beetlejuice head yes what do you think john do you think like this is a problem that men have to
31:02face we don't know what's authentic anymore we don't you know what happens when our wives wake
31:08up in the morning how different do they look from the night before yeah that is true i mean i
31:12don't
31:12know what you mean i have no i'm in trouble now huh i have no idea what you're talking about
31:22you know what you're talking about you go to bed with janet jackson wake up with reggie jackson
31:32but you know emily you are just a natural beauty from you know you know you never bug right now
31:41okay so much to say number one uh the 140 000 followers that she lost are obviously attracted to
31:48cartoons like that's not it's not as if i don't i don't think her her influence was about something
31:54like beauty or skin care where you needed that authenticity i think obviously she'd been fetishized
32:00and sexualized and infantilized uh by the filter and by her followers whatever secondly what was
32:04weirdest about it to me i think we're all used to people online using filters but the age difference to
32:11me was the weirdest part like she it was like watching um what's it was sort of like that scene
32:17in um indiana jones of the last crusade where he becomes super old in one second when he dies that
32:22guy you know i'm talking about you it was oh yeah it was like and it done to the last
32:26crusade where he
32:27becomes in one second when he dies that guy you know i'm talking about you it was like that but
32:31it was
32:31like flipping back and forth like that was the craziest part is that she gained like 10 decades but i
32:36thought
32:36was sad is that there's after this like someone said you know i thought i looked okay until a filter
32:42was thrust on me by the app and then all of a sudden i was like oh gosh like i
32:47i hate the way i look can
32:48you put the the side by side up again with emily in the third box what no i was just
32:52looking at this
32:55it's isn't it like it's like it's it's like a late it's like a lady slot machine
33:02pick me pick me the lady slot machine
33:09sorry i was looking at it all right charade on that slot machine yeah it's all here
33:17but can you put the side by side up again i just want to like it you know what i
33:22just see no not emily
33:25i see god's sake she does look a little like michael jackson on the left she looks anime yeah you
33:34know what she looks like she looked like the asian lady who climbed out that tv in a horror movie
33:38oh yeah
33:38oh the ring the ring is that the ring yeah that's my favorite and if she did climb on my
33:43tv i wouldn't
33:44push her back yeah samara samara samara that was one of the scariest scenes of any movie ever
33:51people don't talk about that enough but when she's coming out holy crap i'm getting goosebumps just
33:58now or i'm aroused oh yeah i would have been like uh you look different from your picture
34:05up next viewer mail
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34:16yep you're watching mailing it in
34:22great question apalm asks as a kid what luxury item did you dream about buying someday john
34:31oh probably a car yeah like a porsche or something like that when i was a kid and i got
34:36it now so i'm
34:37happy no good for you good for you okay nothing paled in in comparison or whatever it's how do you
34:43ever
34:43say it to my first cabbage patch doll which was like dream come true but also like makeup i i
34:51i
34:51loved growing up watching like you know women like i just love it and so i dreamed of having
34:55like my own makeup with um vanity things that you can set out with the mirror all right when i
35:01was
35:02it would have been shoes for you when i was a kid emily i was that way i'd watch american
35:06bandstand and
35:07i couldn't wait to get clear a cell
35:12stridex clear as a kid that's all i really wanted my face was disgusting charade what luxury item uh
35:21clothes uh i always wanted to buy a person
35:30and i thought in this country i could do it
35:33you know there are some countries where you can still do that would you like me to name them
35:37oh i already know them jet blue takes me there uh but you know i just wanted to be able
35:44to afford
35:45things yes you know just buy things on my own without my parents help or well you know anything
35:51like that so any save up and get i was so proud of yeah i don't care if it was
35:55baseball cards a bicycle
35:56or a trapper keeper it was mine it's mine what about you kennedy i loved the show silver spoons yeah
36:02and i wanted a train going through the house right on that just where the track went whoa all to
36:08the
36:08house i was like if that is your life like you've made it you need nothing else in the world
36:13that is
36:14true but the irony i mean for me everything that i wanted i don't want now like i wanted a
36:19swimming
36:19pool that's all i wanted was a swimming pool but there then you get become an adult you realize they're
36:24a pain in the ass yeah they are a pain you don't want you want a neighbor with a swimming
36:28pool right
36:30you don't want you don't want to be the thing you don't want their kids coming over you want to
36:34go
36:35over there and pee in their pool a neighbor with a a neighbor with a swimming pool and no surveillance
36:40cameras exactly yeah all right derek herd asks what is the last water and chocolate that's pretty easy
36:52water water is kind of a give yeah but it's like if it's the last thing like literally take everything
36:57else but i'm gonna need the water what about you shirad the last thing you want to give up the
37:03last
37:04thing i want to give up is my dignity huh dignity i'll give away things up but you know like
37:12the song
37:12says i can't take away my dignity that's why the greatest love of all is happening to me
37:27you just gave it up
37:38emily
37:41oh
37:41sirad
38:03big city
38:05yes get a different job wearing shoulder pads now to work yes then she go home for the holidays
38:11meet the town dude who she was in love with the whole time who you know fixed elevators or whatever
38:15yes end up marrying him stays there yes movie every time same movie every time married up baxter bernie
38:21and her husband david baxter bernie you remember yes that was in the 70s what about you new york
38:31strip steak for me buddy oh i'm going for the beef yeah great wow that is good now i'm hungry
38:38what about
38:38you what about you you know i guess it would be my charity work all right is that charity rodriguez
38:47the stripper yes is that charity rodriguez the stripper yes she needs the help yeah i met her at
38:59the puerto rican parade
39:03uh it's the only parade that increases in population during the parade but to the births
39:09i'm a comedian i can say that yes all right don't go away we'll be right back
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