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00:00:01I'm Sophie Holland.
00:00:02I'm stuck in an unending hell,
00:00:05fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:08The CEO of Delancey Corp,
00:00:09and my dad's best friend.
00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college,
00:00:14but I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk
00:00:19and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:26Everybody else in, except for Sophie.
00:00:28We have something to talk about.
00:00:30Cool.
00:00:30He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:44Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:47There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:49There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:53Listen kid, it's your last day.
00:00:54Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here,
00:00:57so you showed up.
00:00:59God, he's so hot.
00:01:01Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:01:02He smells so good.
00:01:05This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:01:07And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:10Yep. There's a 20 year age gap between us.
00:01:12He still treats me like a kid.
00:01:14But this kiddo is now a grown ass woman.
00:01:18Hey.
00:01:20You keep staring at me and blanking off.
00:01:22You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:26Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:29Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:33You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:35Then stop smoking.
00:01:37It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:42Isn't it silly that I've held on to my virginity all this time,
00:01:46just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:49I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:01:51So we need to step it up.
00:01:53Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:55Hey, bestie.
00:01:56How's it going with that smoking hot DILF?
00:01:58Tell me you've already hit that.
00:02:00As if it's that easy.
00:02:01But he's right here with me now.
00:02:03I'm floating.
00:02:13OMG, that is so YouTube.
00:02:16I'm literally screaming.
00:02:20Hey.
00:02:22Come here.
00:02:24Yes, sir.
00:02:28Everybody else's meeting is over.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:35Close the door.
00:02:42I'm tired of you walking around teasing me off that.
00:02:46That ain't gonna get me, man.
00:02:51Take your shirt off.
00:02:53I don't think...
00:02:54Don't think.
00:02:55Do as you told me.
00:03:05Come on.
00:03:09Throw me this out.
00:03:11Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:14You want them to hear you more?
00:03:23Oh my God.
00:03:25I guess we're gonna have to gag you.
00:03:29Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:31Love me, love me
00:03:34Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:39Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:41Love like that you love like that
00:03:43Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:46What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:49I told her this meeting's important
00:03:51Daydreaming again
00:03:52Hey
00:03:54Come here
00:03:55Me?
00:03:56Yeah
00:03:57Project the demo for me
00:03:59Sophie, snap out of it
00:04:01This is work
00:04:01You need to focus
00:04:05Oh my god
00:04:07I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend
00:04:11I can't stop thinking about him
00:04:13I want his perfect mouth on mine
00:04:18Wait
00:04:19Your dad's best friend?
00:04:22Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:25Sophie
00:04:26That's literally disgusting
00:04:30That's enough
00:04:31Sophie, stay here
00:04:32Everybody else get out
00:04:33Meeting's over
00:04:33Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate
00:04:38She put her in line
00:04:39Get out
00:04:41All of you, let's go
00:04:48Sophie, this is an important meeting
00:04:50I told you to be focused
00:04:51So aren't you even going to ask me who I'm talking about?
00:04:54My dad's best friend
00:04:55Who do you think that is?
00:05:00He's not even going to ask?
00:05:02Does he not care at all?
00:05:04Well, since you already saw it
00:05:05I might as well tell you how I feel
00:05:06No, Sophie
00:05:08Some things you can't take them back once you say them
00:05:13Jessie, I'm in love with you
00:05:21No, Sophie
00:05:22You're like a daughter to me
00:05:23Don't say that
00:05:24It's not like that
00:05:25I love you how a woman loves a man
00:05:27I've been dreaming about
00:05:28Us getting married
00:05:29And having a white picket fence
00:05:31And a dog
00:05:31And children that run around
00:05:33In the backyard
00:05:33That kind of love
00:05:35Don't you understand?
00:05:36No
00:05:37No, you're just young
00:05:38And you're confused
00:05:39And you're going to outgrow these feelings
00:05:41Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:43I've had a crush on you for forever
00:05:44I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:46They're not going anywhere
00:05:47Well, until they do
00:05:49We shouldn't see each other again
00:05:54You can't just give us one chance
00:05:57Just to try
00:05:58No
00:05:58You're my best friend's daughter
00:06:00I'm not going to do George like that
00:06:01If he finds out
00:06:02He will come to this office with a shotgun
00:06:04He will shoot me
00:06:06Jessie
00:06:06You literally sell guns for a living
00:06:09Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun
00:06:12Sophie, I'm serious
00:06:16Wait
00:06:17Does that mean
00:06:20You like me too?
00:06:21It's just because of my dad?
00:06:23No
00:06:23No, it's one of the small reasons
00:06:25It's the bigger reason
00:06:26Is that I'm not right for you
00:06:28I'm old
00:06:29I'm divorced
00:06:31You're young
00:06:32You haven't even had a boyfriend yet
00:06:34You need to be with somebody your own age
00:06:36You can't tell me what I want
00:06:37Okay?
00:06:38I know what I want
00:06:39And it's you
00:06:41Well, I don't want you
00:06:45I see
00:06:48I'll stop bothering you then
00:06:54Sophie
00:06:54As a man
00:06:56I'm deeply drawn to you
00:06:57But as your father's best friend
00:06:59I can never cross that line
00:07:00Damn it
00:07:08Why she didn't follow me
00:07:09Why would you
00:07:13Neither ride
00:07:14It's running pretty hard
00:07:16No thanks
00:07:22No, stop
00:07:27Listen
00:07:28I'm meeting up with my boyfriend
00:07:30Okay?
00:07:30He's gonna know
00:07:31When I don't show up
00:07:32Please
00:07:32He's a really powerful man
00:07:33You wouldn't want to piss him off
00:07:35We know a bluffer
00:07:36When we hear on Sweet Cheeks
00:07:38Nobody's coming for you
00:07:42Do you want money?
00:07:43I have money
00:07:44We don't want money
00:07:47She's so fucking hot
00:07:48I get to go first
00:07:50What are you doing?
00:07:51Please
00:07:52Please let me go
00:07:54Let me go
00:07:57Sophie
00:07:59Is that Jesse?
00:08:09Get your fucking hands off her
00:08:13Are you okay?
00:08:17Yo, Grandpa
00:08:26You really shouldn't mind
00:08:27Your fucking business
00:08:28Old man
00:08:38Take another step
00:08:38I'll throw your fucking brains out
00:08:43Get on the ground
00:08:47Get on the fucking ground
00:08:50Don't kill us
00:08:51Please don't kill us
00:08:52We'll never happen again
00:08:54Which way?
00:08:55I didn't know
00:08:55We have a side to him
00:08:569-1-1
00:08:57What's your emergency?
00:08:59Hell, I have an attempted rape
00:09:00Two white males
00:09:02Mid-20s
00:09:02The corner at
00:09:0346 and 30
00:09:06Listen, bro
00:09:07Just
00:09:09Now you guys are gonna sit here
00:09:11And wait for the cops
00:09:12And if I see you come around here again
00:09:14I'm gonna fucking kill you
00:09:18You alright?
00:09:18Oh
00:09:37Sophie
00:09:39Stop staring at me
00:09:40I wasn't staring
00:09:41I just
00:09:44Wait, you're hurt
00:09:50It's nothing
00:09:52I'm gonna get you some dry clothes
00:09:54He still came looking for me
00:09:56Does this mean he has feelings for me too?
00:10:00Here, you can change into this
00:10:13What the hell are you doing?
00:10:15You told me to get changed
00:10:16In the bathroom?
00:10:18I thought you saw me as a kid
00:10:20So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:24See yourself
00:10:37Liar
00:10:46Okay
00:10:47Let me get this wound
00:10:48Hold up for you
00:10:50I sound fine
00:10:52You gotta go get some sleep
00:10:53You know where the spare bedroom is
00:10:56Get some rest
00:10:57I'll drop you off at your house
00:10:57First in the morning
00:11:01If you don't have feelings for me
00:11:03Then why are you running away?
00:11:05I'm not running away, Sophie
00:11:07I'm tired
00:11:08I've had a long day, obviously
00:11:15And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:27I'm tired
00:11:27Why are you hurting?
00:11:32I'm tired
00:11:32You have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:38Snap out of it, Jessie
00:11:39This is your friend's daughter
00:11:40Yeah, I know what I'm doing
00:11:43You're hurting, that means you want me
00:11:45It means I'm a healthy man
00:11:47You're standing here looking like a tease
00:11:49any man would be but don't get it twisted this isn't love this is an affection it's biology
00:12:03fine you want to be a scaredy cat and hide your feelings i'll force you out of your cave
00:12:11it's my dad's wedding today i haven't spoken to jesse since that night you may now kiss the bride
00:12:23jesse should be here by now where is he
00:12:33there he is be cool sophie
00:12:47late to your best friend's wedding i guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as i
00:12:53thought so you gotta take it easy on the booze you're barely 21.
00:13:13why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front to be honest i don't even think it really matters
00:13:18that i'm here your father still wants you to wish him well trust me i've wished him plenty
00:13:23doesn't seem to help that's my fifth stepmom she's 30. who knows if he'll bring somebody
00:13:29younger around and make him call her mom your father loves you you know that i know he does
00:13:35yes it's my dad but the real question is do you
00:13:46selfie you're drunk
00:13:50oh there you guys are
00:13:54hey daddy
00:13:57welcome to the family congratulations thank you yeah
00:14:05she's drunk i'm gonna take her down the lane maybe she sovers up a little bit
00:14:09keep an eye on sophie for me would you i'm lazy bass and stinking and she's easy prey because she's
00:14:15tipsy
00:14:16you're the only one i trust around here
00:14:28are you the suit to every girl you're not every girl i'm my best friend's daughter
00:14:34can you please come up with something new
00:14:41i'm tipsy okay just let me rest
00:15:02fine i'll stop bothering you then
00:15:11so
00:15:12what are you doing
00:15:14Sophie
00:15:26Sophie
00:15:27Sophie wake up hey
00:15:57So that was my first kiss
00:16:02So that was my first kiss
00:16:05Her first kiss? Which means Sophie's still a virgin
00:16:10That wasn't a kiss, that was CPR
00:16:13What the fuck are you thinking?
00:16:15She's scared the shit out of me, it's not funny
00:16:18If you don't care about me, then why are you so worried?
00:16:23Next time I'm gonna let you drown
00:16:30I love you
00:16:36This is crazy
00:16:38Mergers and acquisitions, weapons, things like that
00:16:46Nothing can happen between you and Sophie
00:16:48You have to stop thinking about that
00:16:50Alright, alright, it is late
00:16:52It is my wedding night
00:16:55And we
00:16:59Going back to our tent
00:17:01You all have fun
00:17:04And we will see you tomorrow
00:17:06Come on baby
00:17:15Ow
00:17:16I'm pretty tired too
00:17:17So
00:17:18Tired of my tent
00:17:19I'll see you guys in the morning
00:17:46Where you are?
00:18:13Mr. Delancey, we're in your office
00:18:14Anyone can walk by
00:18:17So what?
00:18:19I'm the CEO
00:18:20Let him watch
00:18:22You know, ever since you joined this company
00:18:24It's taken my full willpower
00:18:25And I think I see you every day
00:18:26And you're with Sophie
00:18:28Then kiss me, boss man
00:18:37I'm gonna fight you right up against this window
00:18:40I know what kind of experience you had with these boys
00:18:42But
00:18:43They're about to have an orgasm from around there
00:18:46Yes
00:18:48Yes, what?
00:18:49Yes sir, please fuck me
00:18:54I'm so
00:19:02I heard you
00:19:03Calling my name
00:19:11Are you touching yourself
00:19:12Thinking about me?
00:19:14What?
00:19:15No
00:19:16Why are you in my tent?
00:19:18Get out
00:19:19You're not gonna get out of this one, Jesse
00:19:20You can't call my name
00:19:22Let me see that
00:19:23And still pretend
00:19:25You don't have feelings for me
00:19:31What do you want me to say?
00:19:33You want to tell you
00:19:33Yes, yes
00:19:34I find you attractive
00:19:35I'm very attracted to you
00:19:36But
00:19:37Any man would be in their right mind
00:19:38You're beautiful
00:19:39You're kind
00:19:41You're sexy
00:19:41You check every box
00:19:43Is that what you wanted to hear?
00:19:45That doesn't mean that we can be together
00:19:47Yes
00:19:47That's exactly what I wanted to hear
00:19:49Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:20:15Where's your bro?
00:20:17I didn't wear one
00:20:18Or babies
00:20:22Fuck you
00:20:31Jesse, I want you
00:20:34Want me to what?
00:20:35I want you to make love to me
00:20:37What are you talking?
00:20:39I want you inside of me now
00:20:41I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to Jesse
00:20:44This is what I've been waiting for
00:20:49So that was my first kiss
00:20:52Sophie's still a virgin
00:20:54You're a virgin
00:20:56Yeah, so it's not a big deal
00:20:58Fuck me
00:20:59What the hell am I doing?
00:21:02Stop
00:21:04We have to stop
00:21:05We can't do this
00:21:05What?
00:21:06Why?
00:21:07I can't be the one that takes your virginity
00:21:09You have to deal with somebody that you love
00:21:11Someone your own age
00:21:12Not a man like me
00:21:14You are the man I love
00:21:15Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:16I've been waiting for you
00:21:20I'm sorry
00:21:20We can't do this
00:21:21This
00:21:21This should have never happened
00:21:32He's such a jerk
00:21:33He's such a jerk
00:21:33I was practically naked in front of him
00:21:35And he chickened out because I'm a virgin
00:21:37What if he just can't?
00:21:39You know, like
00:21:40Erectile dysfunction?
00:21:42No
00:21:42I felt it
00:21:43It was hard as a rock
00:21:43Oh
00:21:44Then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:21:47Well, as your best friend
00:21:49I will help you bang him
00:21:50How?
00:21:51He said it's because you're a virgin, right?
00:21:54What if we make him think that you're not?
00:22:02The fastest way to conquer a man
00:22:04Exploit the three sins
00:22:05That they always fall for
00:22:07Step one
00:22:09Last
00:22:10Sex is their basic instinct
00:22:12And no guy
00:22:14Can resist a smart seduction
00:22:16Especially
00:22:16From a beauty like you
00:22:22But I've tried
00:22:23Like, so many times
00:22:24The lake
00:22:25The tent
00:22:25Seduction doesn't seem to work
00:22:27So then step two
00:22:28Greed
00:22:29If he's not craving you now
00:22:31We will make sure that he does
00:22:33We'll play that game
00:22:34Push
00:22:35Pull
00:22:35Repeat
00:22:36Okay, wait, wait, wait
00:22:40Then step three
00:22:42Envy
00:22:43To bring in some competition
00:22:45Might look
00:22:45Someone
00:22:46Who looks
00:22:47Nothing
00:22:48Like him
00:22:49Will make him
00:22:50Feel like
00:22:51Threatened
00:22:52And jealous
00:22:52And like I said
00:22:53All we have to do
00:22:54Is make him
00:22:55Think
00:22:56That you're not a virgin anymore
00:23:00You're a big liesaber, Kelly
00:23:02I owe you huge
00:23:03If this works
00:23:04Oh, trust me
00:23:05It will work
00:23:10But how do I do stuff too
00:23:12I mean, how do I make him feel like
00:23:14He can't have me
00:23:15But still care about me
00:23:17Gotta quit your bad habits
00:23:18All right
00:23:19No, no, no
00:23:19Texting
00:23:20Stop calling
00:23:20Two weeks
00:23:21Total silence
00:23:23Two weeks
00:23:23You'll completely forget about me
00:23:25Trust me
00:23:26In two weeks
00:23:27We will go somewhere
00:23:29Where he'll hate
00:23:30Running into you
00:23:32Then
00:23:33He won't be able to help himself
00:23:37Somewhere he'll hate
00:23:38Running into me
00:23:50Come on
00:23:51Go do what I told you
00:23:52He's literally looking over here
00:23:55Right now
00:23:56Mark totally has the hots for you
00:23:58Are you sure?
00:23:59I don't even know that guy
00:24:00Listen, we went to college together
00:24:02So I can tell you
00:24:03That he is like
00:24:04Super reliable
00:24:06And he's hot
00:24:07And he's rich
00:24:08I mean, he will definitely
00:24:10Make Jesse jealous
00:24:11And he has been eyeing you all night
00:24:14Do you even want
00:24:15Your hot daddy
00:24:16Or not?
00:24:19Okay
00:24:40She used to text me all the time
00:24:41She didn't text me in two weeks
00:24:42I have to take care of him
00:24:44Like bubbles in the sky
00:24:48So low
00:24:49On the floor
00:24:49Somewhere in the middle
00:24:51Now
00:24:52Just my shining
00:24:53Love
00:24:54I
00:24:54I
00:24:55I
00:25:03Wanna feel the freedom
00:25:06Of choosing
00:25:07Cause I'm in a
00:25:23Sophie, you look drunk. Where are you? It's dangerous to be out drunk.
00:25:27Fish is taking the bait.
00:25:33Why isn't he here yet?
00:25:35You just texted him the address like 10 minutes ago.
00:25:40Give it a second.
00:25:45What if he doesn't come?
00:25:47Hey, be patient, all right? Just 10 more minutes.
00:25:52Let's dance over there.
00:25:57He's not coming. Everything's over.
00:26:06Told you we kneel.
00:26:14Who the hell are you?
00:26:16I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:26:18Oh, well, this is Sophie's uncle.
00:26:24Uncle.
00:26:25Uh, um, it's nice to meet you, sir.
00:26:28I'm Sophie's friend.
00:26:31Why'd you come?
00:26:34Were you worried about me?
00:26:37Or maybe just a little jealous?
00:26:42Jealous?
00:26:43You sent me that text message luring me here. Don't play smart.
00:26:46You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:26:56It's your choice.
00:26:57Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be?
00:27:02The truth is, is that Sophie hates her uncle.
00:27:06And he's like a total control freak.
00:27:09And he is super strict.
00:27:11She's fucking 21. She'll give it whatever she wants.
00:27:13Yeah, exactly. Right? Go over there and pull her aside.
00:27:16Please.
00:27:17And really, I think you guys would make such a cute couple.
00:27:21I really do think you should pull her a chat.
00:27:33Fine. Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:37Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:39Do what exactly?
00:27:40Lose my virginity to work.
00:27:42That kid's a walking STD. He's not right for you.
00:27:45Sophie?
00:27:48I haven't seen you since college.
00:27:49I think we should totally catch up on the present.
00:27:55Hey, uncle!
00:27:58Sophie's 21.
00:28:00I think you can chillax, right?
00:28:02We're having fun.
00:28:04I'm sure she gets all the safe.
00:28:05Hmm?
00:28:07Come with me.
00:28:09Jesse?
00:28:11Last chance. Do I go?
00:28:14You can do whatever you are.
00:28:16We'll soon come here tonight.
00:28:19Great.
00:28:25I'll see you later, then.
00:28:43Hey, don't lock the door.
00:28:44Okay, okay.
00:28:46Just wanted some privacy.
00:28:47You want a drink?
00:28:48No. I'm fine.
00:28:55A guy and a girl.
00:28:58Alone.
00:28:59In a room.
00:29:02I think we all know what happens next.
00:29:04I respect our decision.
00:29:06Jesus.
00:29:07Will you just man up?
00:29:08You're here, right?
00:29:09You obviously care about her.
00:29:12I mean, are you really
00:29:13gonna let her go do something
00:29:14that she's gonna regret?
00:29:17It's more complicated
00:29:18than you think.
00:29:21Can I give you a kiss?
00:29:23Um, I'm not ready.
00:29:24We barely know each other.
00:29:26Come on.
00:29:27It's just a little kiss.
00:29:28I won't do anything else.
00:29:29I'm sorry.
00:29:29I don't think I can do this.
00:29:31Then why'd you go into my room?
00:29:32Are you just letting me on for fun?
00:29:34You're right.
00:29:35I shouldn't have done that.
00:29:36I'll get out of your hair.
00:29:38You can't even change your mind
00:29:40about things like this, okay?
00:29:41No.
00:29:41Get off of me.
00:29:50She said no, motherfucker.
00:29:54Come on.
00:29:55You're coming home with me.
00:29:56Now.
00:30:05Oh, fuck.
00:30:06Why does he look so mad?
00:30:08Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:10Why would I be mad at you?
00:30:12Well, you look mad.
00:30:14And for what,
00:30:15you're the one that told me
00:30:15to go be with guys my own age,
00:30:17so I did,
00:30:18and now you're upset?
00:30:21I'm upset because
00:30:22you almost got yourself hurt.
00:30:23What were you gonna do
00:30:24if I didn't show back up?
00:30:26Was your friend gonna help you?
00:30:28What are you gonna do?
00:30:28Are you gonna sleep
00:30:29with some random guy
00:30:30despite me?
00:30:30What the fuck's going on
00:30:32in the head of yours?
00:30:32Okay, fine.
00:30:33I shouldn't have done that.
00:30:35But what else am I supposed to do?
00:30:37Nothing I do
00:30:38seems to work on you.
00:30:39I have humiliated myself
00:30:41over and over again
00:30:42just in hopes
00:30:43that you would see me
00:30:44as a grown-ass woman.
00:30:46But every time
00:30:47you give me hope
00:30:48and then you just crush it,
00:30:49it's not fair.
00:30:50You have feelings for me, too.
00:30:52You're just too scared
00:30:53to admit it.
00:30:56Okay, fine.
00:30:58You know what?
00:30:58I'll leave
00:30:59and I'll never bother you again.
00:31:25Why is my dad calling you?
00:31:30George, what's up?
00:31:32Sophie's semester starts soon
00:31:34and she has to transfer
00:31:34to another apartment,
00:31:36but we're gonna be ready
00:31:37for another week
00:31:38and have an eye on her honeymoon.
00:31:40Thought of her shacking up
00:31:42with strangers
00:31:42just really, really bothers me.
00:31:44Now, you're the only person
00:31:45I trust with her safety.
00:31:47Do you mind if she stays
00:31:48with you for a week
00:31:50just until the lease starts?
00:31:54Yeah.
00:31:56What did you say?
00:32:01We gotta pack your stuff up.
00:32:02Pack? Pack for what?
00:32:04Your dad wants you
00:32:05to move in with me.
00:32:18I can't believe
00:32:19the lease of my apartment
00:32:20is all ready.
00:32:21Well,
00:32:23you can stay here
00:32:24until the new lease starts.
00:32:25Then you gotta go.
00:32:26Back to being a cold hard ass.
00:32:28So, are we gonna talk
00:32:29about the kiss or not?
00:32:31Because you did kiss me.
00:32:33Or are you gonna pretend
00:32:34like that didn't happen either?
00:32:37That was my fault.
00:32:38I shouldn't have done that.
00:32:40I don't want you to feel bad.
00:32:42I wanted you to kiss me.
00:32:47That's the problem, Sophie.
00:32:49Because I'm gonna kiss you, too.
00:33:02Your father trusts me.
00:33:04I can't betray his trust.
00:33:06My dad probably doesn't even care.
00:33:08You're just assuming
00:33:08that he does.
00:33:09I know him.
00:33:10I know men.
00:33:11If he found out about
00:33:13us, whatever this is,
00:33:15he will get a gun
00:33:16and he will shoot me dead.
00:33:19So what?
00:33:20You're just gonna give up
00:33:21on us, then?
00:33:32Just give me time.
00:33:33Meaning?
00:33:35After you graduate,
00:33:36if you still love me,
00:33:37then I'll...
00:33:38So you're saying
00:33:39that once I graduate,
00:33:40I have a chance?
00:33:42Yes.
00:33:45Despite my best efforts,
00:33:46I can't get you out of my mind
00:33:47and leaving you
00:33:49is the hardest thing
00:33:50I've ever done.
00:33:51Just picturing another man
00:33:53with his arms around you
00:33:53drives me crazy,
00:33:54so...
00:33:56I'm not gonna run away from this.
00:33:57I don't wanna do it on my terms.
00:33:59Okay.
00:34:00What are your terms?
00:34:03Rule number one.
00:34:07No sex.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:09No sex,
00:34:10but I can still touch, right?
00:34:13Rule number two.
00:34:15No flirting.
00:34:17No tempting me.
00:34:18It's hard enough as it is.
00:34:20I can't promise anything.
00:34:22Rule number three.
00:34:23You're here for a week.
00:34:24When school starts,
00:34:25you check into your dorm.
00:34:28This is nothing like what I expected.
00:34:30I don't graduate for another year.
00:34:33That's so far away.
00:34:38My house.
00:34:39My rules.
00:34:44Come on.
00:34:45I'll show you your room.
00:34:57So, this is you.
00:34:59I'm right next door if you need a day.
00:35:04Oh, fuck.
00:35:10Seems like there's things
00:35:10I don't know about you.
00:35:11I've told you I'm not some good girl.
00:35:13But if you want a good girl,
00:35:15I can play the part.
00:35:23Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:35:26Jessie,
00:35:29I, uh...
00:35:30Rule number two.
00:35:31Go flirting.
00:35:38Oh, I can't skate this.
00:35:55He's...
00:35:55Taking a shower.
00:35:59Same roof tonight.
00:36:01Same bed soon.
00:36:17I'll see you next time.
00:36:18Jessie...
00:36:18So loud...
00:36:24Nope.
00:36:25This is killing me.
00:36:26I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:36:32Jessie.
00:36:33Jessie.
00:36:43Where did he go?
00:36:55What the?
00:37:00Mills? That feels into him?
00:37:04So he likes older women?
00:37:06I can't fight a battle blindfolded.
00:37:08I need to know exactly what type of girl Jessie likes if I want to win him over.
00:37:14No secret it is.
00:37:34Holy shit. So rough.
00:37:42Looks like you found out the secret.
00:37:47What are you doing in the hunt?
00:37:50Um...
00:37:51I-I just came to get my things.
00:37:57You don't draw directions too well.
00:38:04How should I corner you?
00:38:05Fine.
00:38:16How?
00:38:21She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:38:27Yeah.
00:38:28Why'd you sneak into my room?
00:38:29Just watch porn?
00:38:31I just wanted to know what you like.
00:38:35Did you figure it out?
00:38:38Do you like cop moms?
00:38:40Hm.
00:38:41No.
00:38:42Keep guessing.
00:38:44I feel something hard against my like.
00:38:47Got you for that right.
00:38:51I feel something hard against my like.
00:38:54Got you for that right.
00:38:57But Jessie?
00:38:58Mm-hmm.
00:39:00The rule is no flirting.
00:39:08That girl will be the death of me.
00:39:21What is he doing?
00:39:31What is he doing?
00:39:38Youngie.
00:39:47You hungry?
00:39:49You should practice inside.
00:39:50If you have one more cell, I'll join you.
00:39:52That's cheating.
00:39:54I'll join you.
00:39:57Let me help.
00:40:11God damn it.
00:40:12God damn it.
00:40:12I almost had him.
00:40:22At the party.
00:40:23You wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:40:35No.
00:40:40Running away?
00:40:42You can't pretend anymore.
00:40:47I'll handle the rest.
00:40:57You gonna eat?
00:40:58Nope.
00:40:59I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower.
00:41:04What workout?
00:41:21Kid, I'm trying to wash.
00:41:23Is that...
00:41:24My shirt?
00:41:28So am I distracting you?
00:41:36You're breaking rules.
00:41:38No flirting.
00:41:40But I skipped that place.
00:41:42And so?
00:41:44You hungry.
00:41:57No underwear?
00:41:58Uh-uh.
00:42:01I ain't cheating, princess.
00:42:03So what now?
00:42:04You didn't punish me right last time?
00:42:05Is that what you are?
00:42:06You don't want to be punished?
00:42:13Punish me harder, please.
00:42:22You really do deserve to be punished.
00:42:25Yeah, so punish me now.
00:42:26I'm coming up the stairs.
00:42:28So high.
00:42:29Off of midnight glare.
00:42:31One touch.
00:42:33Gonna have to shut.
00:42:38I needed this for so long.
00:42:44I didn't know you were in such kinky stuff.
00:42:46Tied up, tied up.
00:42:48Cause I'm tangled in the way that your love got me tied up.
00:42:54I'm gonna leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:43:09This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted.
00:43:15You stay here.
00:43:16Think about what you've done.
00:43:25Jesse.
00:43:28I'm back.
00:43:34Still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:43:37Hi.
00:43:38I'm Jesse's wife.
00:43:44Hi.
00:43:45I'm Jesse's wife.
00:43:48Ex-wife, Karen.
00:43:49We're divorced.
00:43:50Hmm.
00:43:51Why are you here?
00:43:52I came for what's mine.
00:43:53There's nothing in this house that's yours.
00:43:54I'm not leaving without it.
00:44:11I miss you.
00:44:12Being in the club really hasn't been the same since.
00:44:14Oh my God.
00:44:15His ex-wife is here.
00:44:17I should at least be polite, right?
00:44:20No.
00:44:21Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:28Don't bother, kiddo.
00:44:29I know this place better than you.
00:44:32I know this place better than you.
00:44:32And I know Jesse better than you.
00:44:34He'll borrow of you soon enough.
00:44:37Get what you came for and get out.
00:44:40And leave her out of this.
00:44:41Jesse.
00:44:43Still angry?
00:44:46I came for the engagement ring.
00:44:48Mm-hmm.
00:44:50An engagement ring.
00:44:51Of course.
00:44:52They were married after all.
00:44:54I decided to keep it after all.
00:45:01It's in my dressing room.
00:45:02Hmm.
00:45:09This was my dressing room.
00:45:12Stay out of it.
00:45:13I can handle my own shit.
00:45:17Sorry.
00:45:18This is my room now.
00:45:21Oh, sweetie.
00:45:23So, uh, you two still don't share a bed?
00:45:26So what?
00:45:27I'm his girlfriend now.
00:45:29Just a dumb bond with a fake boob job.
00:45:33And right here.
00:45:37Sorry.
00:45:38No rings in there.
00:45:39Just my D-cup balls that God gave me for free.
00:45:43Looks like he might have given me yours, too.
00:45:47You little bitch.
00:45:53That's enough.
00:45:54That's your last warning.
00:45:55You need to leave.
00:45:56I'm gonna call the cops.
00:45:57Jesse!
00:45:59I know you still love me.
00:46:01Trust me.
00:46:02That was done as soon as you showed your true colors.
00:46:04Now I just regret meeting you.
00:46:06You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jesse.
00:46:09You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry.
00:46:22So, you were married to that?
00:46:24It's a choice I regret deeply.
00:46:26Right, but you proposed after all.
00:46:29If you run into Karen, you can't provoke her.
00:46:31She's dangerous.
00:46:33So, why did you marry her?
00:46:36I'm gonna get you in room with the Ritz-Carlton.
00:46:37Listen, I'll help you move in when your lease starts.
00:46:40What?
00:46:41You're kicking me out for her.
00:46:43It's not safe for you here.
00:46:44Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here.
00:46:47Are you still in love with her or something?
00:46:49No, Sophie.
00:46:50I don't love her.
00:46:58I love you.
00:47:04Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss.
00:47:12Okay, don't be mad.
00:47:14How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:47:19You scared now?
00:47:21Good, maybe you'll finally leave.
00:47:27Nope.
00:47:29I fought so hard to get in this house.
00:47:30I'm not just gonna leave.
00:47:33Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms.
00:47:43Get your mother out of the gutter.
00:47:44So, why did you guys break up?
00:47:46And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter.
00:47:50She lied to me.
00:47:52About everything.
00:47:54And she cheated on me.
00:47:55When I finally saw who she truly was, I was appalled by the fact that I married her.
00:48:01Oh, shit.
00:48:03Sorry.
00:48:04Sometimes you don't know who a person is, even when you're married to them.
00:48:11I'm gonna take it now.
00:48:21I'm staying.
00:48:23But, I'll behave.
00:48:25Okay? I'll follow all the rules.
00:48:27No more seduction attempts.
00:48:30Please, don't make me leave.
00:48:33Fine.
00:48:34You leave on the first day of school.
00:48:36Yes, I knew you'd cave.
00:48:39Oh, I'll get it.
00:48:43Karen won't make a move yet.
00:48:44I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:48:48Jessie, a neighborhood party?
00:48:51Okay.
00:48:53Dear Mr. Delancey,
00:48:55I'm throwing a get together and would be delighted if you would join us.
00:48:59It would be a great time with neighbors.
00:49:01Please feel free to bring your partner.
00:49:03The theme is Bridgerton, so come dressed to impress.
00:49:06Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:49:09And since when do I have neighbors?
00:49:11Bring your partner.
00:49:12It'll be fun.
00:49:14Hard pass.
00:49:16You do want to show me off.
00:49:19A few days left.
00:49:20Might as well let her have this.
00:49:23Fine.
00:49:24Yes! Jessie, you're the best!
00:49:40Tadah!
00:49:41It's cute, right?
00:49:43Isn't it a little weird?
00:49:45Hey, you're the one that phoned it in.
00:49:47But at least I don't have a dress turn.
00:49:52I almost forgot my apple crumble.
00:49:56Let's go.
00:50:00Hello?
00:50:01The CEO of Real Short is on the line.
00:50:03He requested an emergency meeting.
00:50:05Alright, I'm on the way.
00:50:07Work emergency?
00:50:09Yeah.
00:50:10Go ahead, I'll meet you at the parties.
00:50:11Go.
00:50:12I'll try my neighbors.
00:50:21Hello.
00:50:22I'm here for the...
00:50:26There you are!
00:50:28The party.
00:50:31Karen, who is this?
00:50:33You invited a maid to the party and she's dressed so uniquely.
00:50:39Do you know where the host is?
00:50:41The host?
00:50:43Don't you mean your master?
00:50:45Oh, poor maid.
00:50:48Karen's the one you're looking for.
00:50:51Oh, don't rush off.
00:50:53You know everybody here.
00:50:55Stay.
00:50:56And play.
00:50:58Is this for me?
00:51:01No.
00:51:06It looks delicious.
00:51:11Oops.
00:51:12I spilled it.
00:51:14It's not like anyone was gonna eat that garbage anyway.
00:51:18She is the intern who fantasized about thanking Jessie at the meeting.
00:51:23Ooh.
00:51:24The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top?
00:51:28No, no, be nice.
00:51:29She did climb into bed with your boss.
00:51:32Shouldn't you call her Mrs. Delancey?
00:51:36Oh, Karen.
00:51:37The only Mrs. Delancey here is you.
00:51:40Not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class.
00:51:44Hmm.
00:51:59Get away from me!
00:52:01You set this up!
00:52:03You are nothing but a street whore.
00:52:08Who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes.
00:52:13Okay, everybody.
00:52:14Throw her in the pool to wash off the filth.
00:52:17Get her.
00:52:24Let go of me!
00:52:26Someone help!
00:52:27I didn't do anything!
00:52:29Save it, whore!
00:52:31There's someone who cares!
00:52:33Push her in!
00:52:34No!
00:52:45You shouldn't.
00:52:46You're not clean yet.
00:52:48Hold her down.
00:53:00Jess, I will kill you for this!
00:53:02Will the boss come after us?
00:53:03No!
00:53:04She's Karen.
00:53:05And she is a nothing.
00:53:07Who do you think will win?
00:53:08Go on.
00:53:09Whatever happens, I'll take the play.
00:53:14Fuck!
00:53:16Jessi!
00:53:18Oh my god!
00:53:21Sophie?
00:53:22What the fuck are you doing?
00:53:28You okay?
00:53:30Jessi, he tried to kill me.
00:53:32It's okay.
00:53:33Oh.
00:53:34Oh, I should've never let you go.
00:53:35You okay?
00:53:37Alright, I'll take care of you.
00:53:40You have a problem.
00:53:41You come to me.
00:53:41You don't drag her into this.
00:53:43You're overreacting, baby.
00:53:44We were just playing around.
00:53:46We're just playing. Let's play.
00:53:52Jesse, you're doing this to me for some what?
00:53:55Boss, you can't do this to your fiancé. She's nothing.
00:53:58Yes, when your relationship was falling apart, Karen begged you over and over, and you still broke up with her.
00:54:04Exactly. And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress? You jerk!
00:54:09Should we tell them the truth? Mistress?
00:54:12There was no mistress. She was the one that was cheating.
00:54:17No. You...
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:19You love me.
00:54:20Boss stopped loving you a long time ago. After all the lying, and the cheating, and the drug use?
00:54:26No.
00:54:27You're a horrible person disguised with a beautiful face, and no one will ever love you.
00:54:33OMG. She was the cheater?
00:54:35What a bitch. We all thought Jesse was the liar.
00:54:40Jesse, you know who my father is. And you know what happens when you cross.
00:54:45Yeah, I do.
00:54:46But if he wants to wear, I'll give him one.
00:54:48Are you threatening me?
00:54:50I'm not threatening you, no. I'm telling you, don't fuck with people I care about.
00:54:56AHHHHH!
00:55:05Any one of you that touched her, I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow. I swear to God,
00:55:09I'll bury every one of them.
00:55:23It's not my fault. I shouldn't have dragged you into this.
00:55:26Jesse.
00:55:29Jesse.
00:55:29Jesse.
00:55:31Jesse.
00:55:31I love you.
00:55:32Jesse, I love you. Don't leave.
00:55:35I love you, too. But you're not safe with me. You have to go.
00:55:47George. We have to talk. It's about your daughter.
00:56:02I trusted you. I trusted you. I trusted you with my only daughter.
00:56:05Dad, why are you here?
00:56:08Yes, we are.
00:56:11Get away. He scared me to death.
00:56:14It was an accident. Jesse wasn't even there.
00:56:17Do not defend him. You are coming home with me.
00:56:21I'm not leaving.
00:56:24I start school soon. It's closer to here.
00:56:27I will drive you.
00:56:29I'm not going back. I...
00:56:32Sophie.
00:56:33Go with your father.
00:56:36Do you want me to leave?
00:56:43Yes, you're exhausting and a distraction, and I'm done babysitting children.
00:56:48Do not talk to her like that.
00:56:50You mean not?
00:56:53He'd be better off at home.
00:56:55Then I have to work.
00:56:58Come on. Come on, we are leaving.
00:57:01Dad, I just wait in the car. I have to pack my stuff really quick and say goodbye.
00:57:07To Nicole, Jess.
00:57:15She didn't really do this?
00:57:17Men like me shouldn't be with girls like you.
00:57:19So that's it?
00:57:20But what about our deal? You said that half-drag-dodged...
00:57:22I was just stalling to get you off my back.
00:57:27You're such a coward, Jesse Delancey.
00:57:36Thank you, Uncle Jesse, for your hospitality.
00:57:39I don't think we're going to see each other again.
00:57:42I tried so hard to make things work, but every time I make progress, you just recoil back into your
00:57:49shell like a scared little boy.
00:57:51I was willing to die on this hill for us, but I can't be brave for the both of us
00:57:55anymore.
00:57:58I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
00:58:03Goodbye, Jesse.
00:58:08I'm in love with you, Jesse.
00:58:17Jesse, I love you.
00:58:19Don't let you.
00:58:21I love you too, Sophie.
00:58:37I love you too, Sophie.
00:58:54Hey, Dad.
00:58:56I decided to go to China and take a gap year.
00:58:59Sweetheart, did you say China?
00:59:01Is everything okay, sweetheart?
00:59:02Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
00:59:04I just need a change of scenery, and if I can help some people along the way, even just one
00:59:09person, I'll be happy.
00:59:11Okay, sweetheart.
00:59:12I support you.
00:59:14Thanks.
00:59:25George, what are you doing?
00:59:27Hey, I just came here to talk to you about Sophie.
00:59:30Something's off with her.
00:59:31Did Sophie tell George?
00:59:33Maybe I should just come clean.
00:59:35Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked you out of the house.
00:59:37Worry about that.
00:59:38I heard she got into an argument.
00:59:40She'll come around.
00:59:42I don't think that's it.
00:59:45Look, I haven't been a good father.
00:59:47I'm always laying, always working, getting remarried.
00:59:51Look, I have some issues, but I love my daughter with all my heart.
00:59:57I just know there's something else.
00:59:59Either somebody broke up with her or somebody cheated on her, because she's moving to China.
01:00:04She's what?
01:00:06Calm down.
01:00:06The reaction's bigger than mine.
01:00:08She's only going there for a year.
01:00:09She wants to teach English to young kids in rural Yen, and...
01:00:12You're just going to let your 21-year-old daughter go to China?
01:00:15George, what the fuck?
01:00:17She doesn't speak the language?
01:00:18We don't know anybody over there.
01:00:20What if something happens to her?
01:00:21What if she gets killed and she ends up in a ditch?
01:00:22Cassie, she's going to be fine.
01:00:24She's joining a group out there.
01:00:25I came here because I thought you would know something.
01:00:29You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
01:00:32Did she mention anything about a boyfriend?
01:00:37George, you're thinking it.
01:00:37He said, why the hell would you know anyway?
01:00:39You're my best friend.
01:00:41Practically wise to grow up.
01:00:42Why would she tell you anything?
01:00:44I guess I just need to be patient.
01:00:46Let her tell me when she's ready.
01:00:48Anyway.
01:00:50All right, well, I'll get out of here here.
01:00:51I know you're a busy guy.
01:00:53You want to go off on this weekend?
01:00:55Yeah, yeah.
01:00:57When's her flight?
01:00:58She already left.
01:00:59It took her airport about an hour ago.
01:01:02Excuse me.
01:01:05Sorry.
01:01:10I was willing to die on this hill for us.
01:01:13But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
01:01:16I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
01:01:19You are worth fighting for, Sophie.
01:01:28Breaking news.
01:01:29Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff.
01:01:34The entire LAX airport has shut down.
01:01:37Emergency services are on site.
01:01:38287 passengers are on board.
01:01:41No survivors are confirmed so far.
01:01:45That's Sophie's flight.
01:01:54This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport, where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident.
01:02:00I'm sorry, sir.
01:02:01No one's getting into the airport tonight.
01:02:03LAX is shut down.
01:02:04My girlfriend's on that flight.
01:02:05I need to see if she's okay.
01:02:06Sir, like I said, no one's getting in there.
01:02:09No, you can wait here with everyone else, and we'll have some information for you soon.
01:02:18I'm probably in pressure with you, right?
01:02:20I'm sorry.
01:02:41Justin?
01:02:43Justin?
01:03:13I thought I lost you
01:03:16I thought you were on that flight
01:03:18That wasn't my flight
01:03:19My flight's to Hong Kong, but it got cancelled
01:03:22Thank God
01:03:24I'm still leaving, Jesse
01:03:26I'm tired of playing these games with you
01:03:28It's exhausting
01:03:30It was good to see you
01:03:34You're worth fighting for
01:03:35What?
01:03:38That night you left, you told me
01:03:40You hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting for
01:03:42But I have
01:03:44It's you, alright
01:03:46Just give me one more chance and I will prove to you
01:03:48That I'm done running
01:03:49I'm done running away from our feelings
01:03:51I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us
01:03:53And die on this mountain for both of us
01:03:54And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:03:58Just give me one more chance
01:04:00But what about my dad?
01:04:02He said he'll kill you
01:04:03I'll give him not to
01:04:06And what about waiting until after college?
01:04:09I'm only young once
01:04:10You're really wasting my years here, Jesse
01:04:12Anytime
01:04:13Whatever you want
01:04:14Whenever you want
01:04:17You know what he's waiting for?
01:04:18Take me home
01:04:28Oh my God
01:04:29I'm finally going to lose my virginity
01:04:31To the man I love
01:04:40Can I join you?
01:05:00Does that feel good?
01:05:01Yes
01:05:03I'll make you feel even better
01:05:19Hurry up
01:05:21I'm not going to hurry
01:05:22It's the first time
01:05:24I'm going to get you as wet as possible
01:05:26So it doesn't hurt
01:05:51I'm going to have you out of myself, don't we?
01:06:04You know, I can't believe this is real
01:06:06You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast
01:06:09I think I've had dreams about this
01:06:13Yeah, I feel the same way too
01:06:16I'm going to
01:06:17Middle-aged man
01:06:18Divorced man like me
01:06:20You've got a girl like you
01:06:20I'm undeserving
01:06:22You're not old
01:06:23Okay?
01:06:23Forties are a man's best year
01:06:25Oh yeah?
01:06:26Well, I better make breakfast for you every morning
01:06:28Because I'm going to die
01:06:29Way before you do
01:06:30I don't know who's going to take care of you
01:06:32That's why you need to quit smoking
01:06:34And then I'll start smoking
01:06:35And then we can die at the same age
01:06:38Eat your breakfast
01:06:39As soon as you get down, I'm going to drop you out of the hole
01:06:41Why? I can't stay?
01:06:42I have something to do
01:06:43It's pretty important
01:06:44So
01:06:47I called your dad
01:06:47I can't plead
01:06:51You what?
01:06:51Jesse
01:06:52You did not
01:06:53I'm a man, Sophia
01:06:54A man has to do what a man has to do
01:06:56I have to take responsibility for what I did last night
01:06:58Especially because you're George's daughter
01:07:00I don't want you to be here when he gets here
01:07:01He's coming at noon
01:07:03And it might get violent
01:07:04Jesse
01:07:05I can't go
01:07:06Are you crazy?
01:07:06You said it yourself
01:07:07He will shoot you dead
01:07:08Like, graveyard dead
01:07:10He's not going to shoot me
01:07:11He might punch me in the face
01:07:13But he's not going to shoot me
01:07:18You motherfucker
01:07:19I know your ass is in it
01:07:20Get your ass out
01:07:22Well, looks like it's too late for me to go
01:07:24We're in this together
01:07:29I had to backmail you motherfucker
01:07:31I am going to fucking kill you
01:07:34Sophie
01:07:34Sophie, get out of the way
01:07:36Sophie
01:07:37Go to your bedroom
01:07:38We're going to talk to your dad
01:07:38That is my line
01:07:40You can't tell her that
01:07:42Sophie
01:07:43Go to your room
01:07:44Daddy, you can't kill him
01:07:46Oh, I'm going to kill him, all right
01:07:47It's not his fault, okay?
01:07:49I chased Jesse first
01:07:50You're just a dumb kid
01:07:51And you
01:07:52You ought to know better
01:07:53You're twice her age
01:07:55Well, how could you do that to my child?
01:07:57Daddy, your new wife is literally 30
01:08:00How can you judge us?
01:08:01That is different
01:08:02He is not right for you
01:08:04You're 21 years old
01:08:05You have your whole life in front of you
01:08:07Why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age?
01:08:10I love him
01:08:14I've loved him ever since I met him
01:08:16And he's the only person I've ever loved
01:08:18And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it
01:08:20But I just can't
01:08:23My heart skips a beat every time I see him
01:08:27I don't know how to explain it or what it is
01:08:30But I know he's the one
01:08:32Okay, he's always been the one
01:08:34So if you're going to shoot him, you have to shoot me too
01:08:43You're going to marry my daughter?
01:08:45What?
01:08:46Yes
01:08:47Yes, we
01:08:48I would love to
01:08:49With your permission, of course
01:08:51If you break her heart
01:08:52I'm going to kill you
01:08:55If you cheat on her
01:08:56I'm going to chop your dick off
01:08:57And slice it into fucking pieces
01:09:02That won't be necessary
01:09:03I think the will to your daughter
01:09:04All I want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy
01:09:09Alright
01:09:13Well, that's the deal then
01:09:15Don't break it
01:09:20Oh my God, Jesse
01:09:22Dad
01:09:23As my daughter, you have my blessing
01:09:26As for you
01:09:28He's a man he understands
01:09:30That's alright
01:09:31I probably deserved that
01:09:34Send me a bill for the wedding
01:09:36Till then, don't talk to me
01:09:44Selfie
01:09:46I love you
01:09:47I love you more
01:09:52Finally
01:09:53After a decade of waiting
01:09:55I landed the man of my dreams
01:09:57We got married right after I graduated college
01:10:00I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey
01:10:02As for my dad
01:10:03I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother
01:10:05Geez, dad
01:10:06You're like almost 50
01:10:08Well, ladies
01:10:09Moral of the story is
01:10:10You shouldn't give up on finding real love
01:10:12Not the kind that fades or gets replaced
01:10:14But the kind that stays with you
01:10:17Quietly
01:10:17Even through the years
01:10:19Because when it's real
01:10:20It has a way of finding its way back to you
01:10:22Love like that
01:10:23Guys, you disappear
01:10:24It just waits
01:10:25For the right time
01:10:30You're not getting away from me, Jesse
01:10:31Then I can raise you to some dumb, blind, little bitch
01:10:35Just you wait
01:10:38This is the beginning of the end
01:10:42Should be a political
01:10:45You
01:10:45Joseph
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