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Coronation Street S67E036 Tuesday, 24Th February 2026
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00:14music plays
00:24Yeah, Jodie's special, that.
00:25Extra chocolate biscuits.
00:26You know it.
00:27It's her.
00:29Hey, I could walk you partway to school, if you'd like.
00:31Take David out with me.
00:33Have you seen his cheekbones?
00:35No.
00:36Should I have?
00:37They're off the scale and well, Jodie.
00:40Oh, morning.
00:41Morning.
00:43You off the hospital?
00:44Yeah, yeah, I'm going to go and swap with David.
00:46Right, are you sure you've got everything you need?
00:48Yeah, she's fine, don't worry.
00:49Good luck.
00:50Cheers.
00:51Right, come on, you.
00:51Don't want you being late.
00:53Tell David T's at half six, will you?
00:54Will do.
00:55See you later.
00:55See you.
00:57All right.
00:59Come on, David.
01:01Let's go.
01:06Yeah, well, thanks for letting me stay at Shea's Chez.
01:09Chez Arena.
01:11No problem.
01:12Vernerino.
01:13Well, I'm not being rude, but I'm the one who does the funnish round here.
01:16Yeah, fair enough.
01:18Well, if it goes all right with the pigeons.
01:20Yeah, I've got a company coming round later to get them out of the loft safely and that.
01:25All right, good luck.
01:26Thanks, love.
01:27Cha-ra.
01:30Morning.
01:31Hiya.
01:33That was late when we were off the show.
01:35You could shift your face on there.
01:36What?
01:36Chesney and Bernie?
01:37There's a son-in-law.
01:39Really?
01:40Didn't you see who them thought?
01:41No chance.
01:43Trust me, I see things others don't.
01:45Is that right?
01:46Mm.
01:47Stick with me, girl.
01:48I'll teach her everything there is to know.
01:50How come you haven't seen your jumpers on back to flood then?
01:53Nice try.
01:55Come on.
02:00Do you have to chew so loudly?
02:06Oh, is there anything more vile than that?
02:09We can't all be like you, Trace, and swallow our prey whole.
02:13Guys, it's not even 9am.
02:15All right, Dad?
02:16Yeah.
02:17You sure sugar muffin?
02:19No?
02:20Mm.
02:22Oh, I take it back.
02:23There is somewhat more vile.
02:25Yeah, well, we all need a bit of love and affection, don't we?
02:28You should try it sometime, Trace.
02:30What, with Steve?
02:31Been there, done that, left incredibly underwhelmed.
02:35Brilliant.
02:36How long has it been?
02:37Quite the dry spell, eh?
02:39Still, I suspect you've got your nice, snuggly pillow
02:42and your old posters of Bross to keep you going.
02:45Give me that toast.
02:47I'm going to shove it so far down her throat
02:49that she's going to be sneezing soldiers.
02:51Oh, kinky.
02:53All right, enough.
02:55Has it actually occurred to anyone
02:56that I might not be okay?
02:58Well, what's the matter?
02:59Me dad.
03:00I don't know if I've got to go and see him or not.
03:03I'm sorry, but he is poorly.
03:05Yeah, but he's not on death's door, is he?
03:07Yeah, well, that doesn't matter.
03:08If you don't deserve a second chance when you're sick,
03:11when do you?
03:12Oh, well, you would say that, wouldn't you?
03:14Never mind a second chance with you.
03:16More like a hundredth.
03:17Well, you'd know.
03:18Excuse me, this is about dad.
03:23Steve, don't go and see Jim.
03:25He's given you nothing but grief.
03:28Steve, do go and see him.
03:30You've only got one dad.
03:31You've never even met Jim.
03:33What would you know?
03:34Well, I know what it's like to be kept away from a child.
03:37Yeah, for good reason in your case and use.
03:39Dad, for what it's worth,
03:42the truth is you don't owe Grandpa anything,
03:45but you do owe it to yourself to not have any regrets.
03:56Did you pick up the poo bags?
03:57No.
03:58I swear I told you to.
04:00No, you never.
04:01Oh, well, come on, empty out your bag then.
04:03Why, what for?
04:04Something to pick this up with.
04:05No way.
04:06Come on, just give us some paper
04:08from one of your exercise books or something.
04:09Paper?
04:10How old are you?
04:11We don't write in books.
04:12We use laptops.
04:14You just want your gloves then?
04:15As if, right.
04:17Look at the time.
04:17I'm going to be late.
04:18Lily!
04:19See you, darling.
04:21Oh.
04:22Come on then, I won't tell if you don't.
04:25Er, excuse me.
04:26You're not going to leave that, are you?
04:27Yeah?
04:29Forgot me bags.
04:30Oh, OK.
04:32Er, hang on.
04:34There you go.
04:35Take that.
04:36Yeah, I mean, some poor kid could have trodden in that.
04:38There's a play park right here.
04:40Is there?
04:41Hadn't noticed.
04:43Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms.
04:44Yeah, to tell you, I'm no dog double.
04:46I really do think you should see something like that.
04:48It's a list of things you can catch from dog luck.
04:50But you have a lovely day now, won't you?
04:52You can keep the hanky.
04:55You can keep the hanky.
05:03Come on, you.
05:07Jodie!
05:09Jodie!
05:13Hiya!
05:14Hi.
05:15Oh, sorry, I'm really late.
05:17Lauren.
05:17Ollie, seriously, I need to...
05:19Do you fancy coming to the bistro tonight?
05:23What?
05:24Oh, please don't make me say it again.
05:27Well, why don't you get better?
05:28Send you a text.
05:30Well?
05:32Morning, all.
05:33Morning.
05:34Hiya.
05:37What's this?
05:39What's what?
05:40This.
05:41I'm just waiting to see if Lauren will come to the bistro tonight.
05:44For?
05:45A date.
05:46Oliver.
05:47Margaret.
05:48Yeah?
05:49Yeah?
05:50Yeah.
05:51The woman is a mother.
05:54What do you mean by that?
05:56Don't mothers get nights off too?
05:57Didn't happen in my day.
05:59It's a strong no from me.
06:01I mean, seriously now.
06:03Who look after Frankie?
06:04Well, if you're offering.
06:06I most certainly am not.
06:08Well, Ollie, it's fine.
06:09I'll text Nina so she can babysit.
06:10Great.
06:12Great.
06:12Well, I need to go to the suppliers.
06:15If she says anything, don't listen to a word.
06:17See you about six?
06:18Yeah.
06:19Cool.
06:20Cool.
06:28You know, you can just come out and say it.
06:31What's that, love?
06:33Why you don't rape me and Ollie?
06:35Look, it's not you specifically.
06:39It's just that I don't approve of workplace relationships.
06:43They can get messy.
06:45I suppose I should be grateful that Ollie is moving on from Dee Dee.
06:50She was a lawyer, you know.
06:54Yeah, I know.
06:56You and Ollie, you're very different people from very different sides of the tracks.
07:02He has so much going for him.
07:05Whereas I work in a backstreet boozer, is that it?
07:07My backstreet boozer, where I draw up the weekly router.
07:22All right, mate?
07:23Yeah.
07:25Flat battery.
07:25I'll get one of the cabs to come round and jump it off.
07:27I can whiz my car round.
07:28I've got jump leads in the boot.
07:29What?
07:30No, don't trouble you, sir.
07:30It's no trouble.
07:32Maybe it's a sign anyway.
07:35Saying what exactly?
07:37Saying go and visit me dad in hospital.
07:39Ain't a good move after all.
07:40I see.
07:42Ah, come on.
07:43Visiting your dad when he's poorly is always the right thing to do, is it not?
07:46No.
07:47You'd make me dead.
07:48Mate, I know it's complicated.
07:50Yeah, and the rest.
07:52Listen, thanks anyway.
07:53Come on, I'll drive you.
07:54Nah, honestly.
07:55Seriously, it's no trouble.
07:56Anyway, it won't sit right in my conscience,
07:58keeping a man from his sick father,
07:59no matter how complicated it all is.
08:04What's his or her name?
08:06David.
08:07Full name David the dog.
08:09Is it so people don't get confused that he's a cat?
08:12Well, it could happen, couldn't it?
08:14Is he yours?
08:15No, no, I'm just looking after him.
08:18I like dogs.
08:20I know you do.
08:21When mum wouldn't let me get a real one,
08:24me and you, we made an imaginary one.
08:26Do you remember?
08:27Of course I do.
08:28Spike!
08:31I bet you so much.
08:34You too.
08:37Hey, you, shouldn't you be in school?
08:41Come on.
08:43How'd you find me?
08:45I saw you around this way the other day.
08:47I was on a school trip,
08:49and I tried to follow you,
08:51but the teachers were on at me
08:52to get back on the coach.
08:54Right.
08:56I don't, I don't understand why you left us.
08:58Do you not love us anymore?
09:00No.
09:01No, no, it's not that.
09:03You used to say we were the best kid you ever looked after.
09:06You were.
09:07So,
09:08why, why'd you go?
09:11Well,
09:19why are you scared of me?
09:25There's no need to be scared of me.
09:26That makes me so upset.
09:28Don't you dare.
09:36So you finally decided to see sense, then?
09:39Nice try with the gaslighting.
09:41I can smell the propane a mile off.
09:43What?
09:44You did this.
09:45No, I didn't.
09:45Now, listen.
09:47This is the first and last time I want to see you.
09:50You're breaking my heart.
09:52I'll break a lot more than that
09:53if you don't stop whatever the hell it is you're playing at.
09:57I know full well it was you that broke into my place last night.
10:00No, I never.
10:01Right, this is your only warning.
10:04Cos next time,
10:06I'm gonna go to the police.
10:07I think
10:08someone
10:08is making excuses to see me.
10:11No.
10:11No, I do not want to see you.
10:14I don't want to be anywhere near you.
10:16You make me skin crawl.
10:18You make me want to vomit.
10:20You make me want to boil me flaming head.
10:23Could I be any more clear?
10:25Now, do one.
10:27Bernie.
10:28Bernie, please!
10:31Who hurt you?
10:34Who made you into the cold-hearted little bitch that you are?
10:39People like you.
10:41Now, get yourself back to Inverness
10:43while you've still got legs to do, so.
11:09No worries.
11:11Are you not getting anything?
11:12No, I'm good.
11:14You want me to go, don't you?
11:16It's not like that.
11:17Well, what is it then?
11:20We can't see each other again.
11:23I don't understand.
11:25I shouldn't be saying any of this.
11:28Please?
11:29Please?
11:32OK, listen, I'm...
11:34I'm in witness protection.
11:35What?
11:37Yeah.
11:39I saw this man get killed, stabbed to death.
11:43Oh, my God.
11:44When?
11:45Where?
11:46Don't answer that.
11:47I can't.
11:48All I can say is that...
11:51Well, I'm the prosecution's star witness.
11:53And that's why I had to get away.
11:56That's why I'm in hiding.
11:58I'm so sorry.
12:00It's fine.
12:01It is what it is.
12:03I was just trying to do the right thing by everyone.
12:06I had to get away to protect you and your sister.
12:09And I'm blowing you cover.
12:10And I'm putting you in danger and everyone else.
12:13Hey, calm down.
12:14You weren't to know.
12:16But I do need you to promise me something, Liv.
12:18You won't try and find me again.
12:21And you won't tell anyone about this.
12:23Not your mum, your dad, or even your sister.
12:26I won't.
12:27I promise.
12:28I'll go now.
12:31Yeah.
12:31I think that's for the best.
12:34Take care of yourselves.
12:36And they let you have a dog.
12:39Oh, yeah.
12:40Like I said, it sounds really complicated.
12:42Oh, OK.
12:43Well, I'll see you soon.
12:44Hope to.
12:45Anyway.
12:46Bye.
12:49Hiya.
12:51Hi.
12:52It's Betsy from next door.
12:55Oh, sorry.
12:56Miles away.
12:57You all right?
12:57How are you doing?
12:58Yeah, yeah.
12:59Good.
12:59Just, er, been brusking.
13:01Oh, very nice.
13:03Right, well, I'd best get him to the Red Red.
13:05How's the baby?
13:06Yeah.
13:07You know, just taking each day as it comes, really.
13:10Oh, sorry.
13:11Right, I've got to go.
13:12I don't want him pooping around here and not by a kiddie's play park anyway.
13:15Yeah, no worries.
13:16It's the right problem around here, actually.
13:18Yeah, disgusting, innit?
13:19See you later.
13:20Laters.
13:28Sorry, is that weird?
13:30Yep.
13:31No.
13:31Actually, it's quite comforting.
13:34You really don't want to go in there, do you?
13:36Oh, well, I do and I don't.
13:37What's stopping you?
13:38Me, Dad.
13:39All right, let's put it another way.
13:41What brought you here in the first place?
13:42You did.
13:43Oh, come on.
13:44You know what I mean.
13:45Look, I want to go in, you know, but, well, I need to go in because this could be your
13:50last chance.
13:51Yeah, but you're probably just going to spin me a load of lies and then do me head in.
13:55Oh, okay.
13:56I see.
13:56It's like that, is it?
13:57Sorry, mate.
13:59My only hope is that I've not repeated the same cycle with me own kids, you know?
14:03Come on.
14:04I've met your Amy.
14:06She's got a wiser head on her shoulders than you and Tracy put together.
14:08No offence.
14:10None taken.
14:11In fact, it was the least offensive thing you could have did.
14:13Well, that's what I'm here for.
14:17Come on, mate.
14:17Tell me what to do and then I'll just do that.
14:19I wish I could, buddy.
14:21I wish I could.
14:25I wish I could.
14:27There you go, ta.
14:30What are you doing?
14:31Checking for the ketchup.
14:33What?
14:34I put loads in.
14:35I said none.
14:36No, you never?
14:37Yeah, I did.
14:38Is everything all right?
14:40Well, no, not really.
14:41Employee of the month here has smothered my balm in ketchup.
14:44What if I was allergic?
14:46Well, it's more likely that that would be allergic to you.
14:48Ladies, ladies, enough, Tracy.
14:50I will personally make you a fresh balm.
14:53Yes, you will.
14:53In the meantime, you will desist in addressing my staff in that manner.
14:58Oh, whatever.
14:59Actually, Roy, I meant to ask you something.
15:01Dad needs some rewiring done at the house.
15:04Would you recommend the electrician that you had in here?
15:06Yes.
15:06No, absolutely not.
15:08Excuse me, I was talking to the organ grinder.
15:11Well, you don't want him anywhere near you, Dad.
15:13All right, mate?
15:14Why not?
15:15Well, I'd just stay, uh...
15:17I'd just stay well clear if I were you.
15:21I will speak to Ken when I see you.
15:24Oh, right.
15:25OK.
15:27Bernie, I cannot tolerate slander in my cafe.
15:31Yeah, but it's not slander.
15:32It's the truth.
15:33I won't recommend him.
15:34Is Mal's electrical work not up to standard?
15:38It's not his electrics I'm worried about.
15:41Is there something I should know?
15:44Bernie.
15:46Well, I've just got a bad feeling.
15:49And if I were you, I'd stay far, far away.
15:59You look amazing.
16:01Seriously?
16:02Yeah, it's giving Margot Robbie.
16:05Oh, Pets.
16:06I just feel like my hair's too puffy
16:09and my lips are so glossy
16:10and my eyes are so bright.
16:12I mean, what if he hates it?
16:15We need sophisticated, not slapper.
16:18Er, where is all this coming from?
16:23Well, let's face it,
16:24people like him don't like people like me.
16:26He literally asks you out.
16:29Yeah, but he's a decent-looking lad
16:31who's a chef, by the way,
16:32and he used to go out with a lawyer.
16:34Yeah, he used to.
16:34Now he's going out with a hot spa maid in town.
16:37Yeah, well, I don't think Maggie's too happy by it.
16:40He's Nan.
16:41My boss, yeah.
16:42So what?
16:43Better say, I really need this job.
16:44Yeah.
16:46Go on the date with Ollie,
16:48and then maybe one day you might be landlady.
16:54Yeah.
16:57I don't think so.
17:01I'll have another orange juice in there
17:02when you're ready, please, Maggie.
17:04Orange juice?
17:05You really are single-handedly
17:08going to keep the wolf from the door
17:09in this place, aren't you?
17:11Go on, then.
17:12Throw us a pack to folks' questions.
17:14Can I tempt you to a vodka and orange juice?
17:16No, thank you.
17:17Gin and orange juice?
17:19It's 4.30 p.m., Maggie.
17:21Then what are you doing in a pub?
17:24Oh, aye, aye.
17:27You did say throw.
17:31Hiya, love.
17:33How did you get on?
17:34I'll give us a couple of pints to go with these, yeah?
17:36Cheers, mate.
17:37Well?
17:38Um, I couldn't go in.
17:40Oh, love.
17:42I think I'm a coward.
17:43No.
17:44No, come here.
17:46Where have you been?
17:48Somewhere in the room, man.
17:51Oh, it's near you, man.
17:52I forgot your tzatziki.
17:53Oh, cheers, cheers.
17:55Did you just fall from the sky?
17:57Sorry?
17:58Only you look like one of those trolley dollies
18:00that's about to give me a cup of warm Shiraz
18:02and half a pack of peanuts.
18:03Ah.
18:04Well, he does.
18:05Look at his hat.
18:07No, no, I'm just a plain old kebab shop dolly, me.
18:09Ah, ignore her, Chesney,
18:10and thanks for bringing this over.
18:12Yeah, you're welcome.
18:13I've been called worse.
18:14Usually it's Scott Tracy.
18:15Oh, I see that now.
18:17Oh, you walked into that one, Chesney.
18:19All right, see ya.
18:21Thunderbirds are go!
18:23You're not funny.
18:24Oh, but I am, Pat.
18:26I am hilarious.
18:28And you still haven't answered my question.
18:30Where have you been?
18:32Don't you worry your head about it, ma'am.
18:45Here you go.
18:46It's all very much.
18:47You did say two glasses, didn't you?
18:49Oh, yes, please.
18:51On the way, are they?
18:53No.
18:54Uh, cancelled.
18:56Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
18:58Guess I won't be needing this after all.
19:01You know what we do for people who've been stood up?
19:04Bring out the bells and shout,
19:05shame, shame, shame.
19:07No.
19:08No, we give them a dessert on the house.
19:10Thanks.
19:12Thanks.
19:16Thanks.
19:43Oh, hiya.
19:45Hiya.
19:46How's my gorgeous baby niece doing?
19:49Er, yeah. Gorgeous as ever, despite the tubes.
19:53Nah, I saw the photos you sent. She's working them.
19:57Well, let's just hope they're working for her.
20:00Have you had a good day?
20:01Yeah, living the dream, me.
20:04Cleaning, shopping, dog poop picking up in.
20:08That's Lily's job, that.
20:10Well, it wasn't, not when she was giving me her best not-today-satan face.
20:14I think that's just a general aura.
20:17Oh, no. She's lovely.
20:20Yeah, to be fair, she's been really supportive with the whole Harper situation, so can't complain.
20:27Yeah, she has.
20:29You've done a really good job with that one.
20:32Cheers.
20:33Well, I didn't put any tea on, cos Shona said you were cooking.
20:36Yeah, well, work my fingers to the bone in that chippy queue.
20:39Oh!
20:41I'll plate up.
20:43Gravy all over.
20:46Come again?
20:47Do you want your gravy dolloped all over your fish and chips?
20:50This is a dipping household, not a dolloping one.
20:55Gravy all over.
20:56You have any idea what that'll do with me chips?
20:58Make them all soggy.
21:00Soz.
21:02It's all right. Apology accepted.
21:04Right, just dip to the toilet. I'll be back in a minute.
21:06All right, well, hurry up. You don't want it getting cold.
21:10Actually, I do...
21:11I do like them that way, actually.
21:13I'm not even joking.
21:15OK.
21:15OK.
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