(September 15, 1999) WJHL-TV 11 CBS Johnson City/Kingsport/Bristol Commercials

Craig's VCR & Media Closet

Here are some commercials that aired during the CBS Wednesday Movie presentation of Goodfellas:  1. Jakob the Liar TV trailer 2. Mistubishi Eclipse 3. MCI (feat. Michael Jordan & the Looney Tunes) 4. Slim-Fast 5. (same as #1) 6. The King of Queens & Ladies Man CBS promo 7. Martial Law & Walker, Texas Ranger CBS promo 8. Aftershock: Earthquake in New York CBS promo bumper 9. Claritin 10. Alamo Rent-A-Car 11. Woolite Fabric Softener 12. Chili's Grill & Bar 13. Arm & Hammer Dental Care Gum 14. Thompson's Wood Protector 15. Nissan Xterra 16. Chicago Hope CBS promo 17. Now and Again & Nash Bridges CBS promos 18. Tonight at 11pm on NewsChannel 11 Nightside... 19. Food Lion 20. The Montel Williams Show NewsChannel 11 promo 21. NewsChannel 11 Weather promo bumper 22. Late Show with David Letterman promo bumper 23. Mazda MPV 24. ThermaSilk 25. Sprint 26. Braun Oral-B Toothbrush 27. Dexatrim 28. Diet Coke 29. Late Show with David Letterman CBS promo 30. Family Law CBS promo 31. Dodge Vehicles 32. Pontiac Grand AM 33. NewsChannel 11 Sports promo bumper 34. Shake, Rattle & Roll CBS promo bumper 35. Three Kings TV trailer 36. Aspercreme 37. Spray n' Wash 38. Mentadent Toothbrush 39. Saturn LS 40. Ethan Allen Kids 41. CBS: The Movie Network promo 42. FloVent 43. (same as #27) 44. Kia Sportage 45. Bayer 46. Sealed with A Kiss CBS promo 47. NFL on CBS promo 48. (same as #18) 49. Food City 50. Don Smith Automobiles (x2) 51. Wendy's 99-cent Super Value Menu 52. (same as #20) 53. NewsChannel 11 promo bumper 54. (same as #22) 55. Gateway Computers 56. GM Goodwrench Service Plus 57. Arm & Hammer Advanced White Toothpaste 58. Just For Men 59. Allegra 60. 33rd Annual CMA Awards CBS promo 61. (same as #17) 62. Maytag Oven 63. Ball Park Singles Hot Dogs 64. (same as #23) 65. Serta Mattress 66. (same as #36) 67. The King of Queens/Ladies' Man/Everybody Loves Raymond/Becker CBS promos 68. Sonic 69. Jeep Cherokee Sport 70. Ford Motor Company 71. Sherwood Chevrolet 72. (same as #53) 73. Walker, Texas Ranger CBS promo bumper 74. Mumford TV trailer 75. 10-10-321 Dial 76. Caress Body Wash  Video footage courtesy of and a very Special Thanks to DisneyNostalgia115 for the content shown here!

Transcript

00:00Do you believe that?

00:03Critics declare.

00:04Robin Williams gives an Oscar-worthy performance in Jacob the Liar.

00:08This is the BBC.

00:09I admire what you're doing.

00:10It's stunning and unforgettable.

00:12But I lied to you.

00:13Jacob the Liar, rated PG-13.

00:15Opens everywhere September 24th.

01:00Let her rip.

01:04MCI.

01:05Five cents every day.

01:13That's one powerful message.

01:15Call 1-800-EVERY-DAY to join.

01:18I'm a junk food junkie.

01:19If it tasted good, I had to have it.

01:21I had the size to prove it.

01:22If you want a delicious way to lose weight from SlimFast,

01:26grab a meal on the go bar.

01:27They were made for me.

01:28I've lost 15 pounds on the SlimFast plan.

01:30And I loved every minute of it.

01:31The milk chocolate peanut is incredible.

01:33Just toss one in your bag.

01:34It's lunch.

01:3522 vitamins and minerals, high in calcium.

01:38A well-balanced meal in four fantastic flavors.

01:41It's got a big punch to it.

01:42SlimFast meal on the go bars.

01:44Every day.

01:44Balanced nutrition for a healthy life.

01:46I am so glad I found these.

01:48Critics declare.

01:49Robin Williams gives an Oscar-worthy performance in Jacob the Liar.

01:53This is the BBC.

01:54I admire what you're doing.

01:55You must see this unforgettable film.

01:58What I lied to you.

01:59Jacob the Liar.

02:00Rated BG-13.

02:01Open September 24th.

02:03Monday.

02:04What's up?

02:04Get your motor running for a wild season premiere.

02:07There was a breeze blowing up my shorts that felt like Christmas.

02:11The King of Queens.

02:12Then, when you live in a house full of women, they can make you feel guilty.

02:15What I do.

02:16What I do.

02:17Make you crazy.

02:18Would you like a Valium?

02:19Please.

02:19But they can make you a better man.

02:21My women are what gave me a soul.

02:23Ladies' man.

02:24Let me tell you what I've learned about women.

02:28Nothing.

02:28Series premiere after The King of Queens.

02:31CBS Monday.

02:33September 25th.

02:34Sam O'Hawk.

02:35I'm, I'm, I'm.

02:36Samuel Hall.

02:37Two cops who work the same side of the law.

02:40But they come from different worlds.

02:41You found a bomb?

02:42I am a bomb.

02:46I just triggered it.

02:47The countdown is on.

02:50For the season premiere of Martial Law.

02:52Then, Walker and his fiancée shot down.

02:55Will rescuers reach the first?

02:56Tell me that these are the good guys.

02:58Or killers?

02:59They're not.

02:59Walker.

03:00Season premiere.

03:01CBS Saturday, September 25th.

03:09Due to some violent content, parental discretion is advised.

03:16From spring to fall, it's in the air.

03:18From the sunshine leagues of Florida, to the schoolyards of New York, to the golden fields of California, it's allergy

03:26season.

03:27So talk to your doctor about Claritin, the number one prescribed antihistamine in America.

03:32And when the yump yells, play ball, you'll be ready.

03:35Claritin, the official allergy medication of the Major League Baseball.

03:40Claritin has a low occurrence of side effects such as headache, drowsiness, fatigue, and dry mouth.

03:44I assume I'm a sugar film.

03:49Well, someone's celebrating their 25th anniversary.

03:52Don't worry.

03:54With a great rock and roll deal.

03:56Drive happy.

03:57First, Alamo rolls back rates to just $109 a week in Florida.

04:02Then we'll rock your vacation with a free music cassette filled with classic hits.

04:06So call Alamo and rent a car for a song.

04:08Don't worry.

04:10Drive happy.

04:12Drive happy now.

04:16Your clothes may be designed for the gentle cycle, but many regular detergents are not.

04:22Gentle Cycle Woolite is designed for the washing machine.

04:25And there's no shrinking, stretching, or fading.

04:29Trust Woolite.

04:30Gentle by design.

04:32What do you call hamburgers that are grilled one at a time by a person?

04:38Absolutely delicious.

04:41Chili's Big Mouth Burgers.

04:43Monuments of inefficiency.

04:47You're chewing the wrong gum.

04:49Stop.

04:49Chew the right gum.

04:50Delicious arm and hammer gum cleans and reduces dirty plaque up to 25%.

04:55Helps reach places kids brushing can miss.

04:58Start chewing the gum with a purpose.

04:59Arm and hammer gum.

05:01In the toothpaste aisle.

05:02The first flurries are just weeks away.

05:04And when your deck is covered with snow,

05:06you'll be happy to know it's also covered with Thompson's Wood Protector.

05:10After all, it's the most powerful Thompson's yet.

05:13Thompson's Wood Protector.

05:15It never takes a day off.

05:28I want to get away.

05:31Introducing a radically new SUV.

05:34Yeah!

05:35I want to get away.

05:38The new Nissan Xterra.

05:41Choose your sick days wisely.

05:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:45I want to get away.

05:47This fall, the creator of Ally McBeal and the Practice

05:49is checking into Chicago.

05:51Anybody in here want to save a light?

05:52Let's go.

05:53Clear.

05:54New attitude.

05:55He didn't have a hernia.

05:56Somebody bit off his what?

05:58New faces.

05:59What would you guys do if you had a patient

06:01that wanted to look like Barbie?

06:02I said, go for it.

06:03There's this woman down there.

06:05She'd be a doll and tell her that her husband's dead.

06:06Excuse me?

06:07My impression of this place just gets better and better.

06:10It's a whole new hope.

06:11Let's do it.

06:12All new Chicago Hope.

06:14Season premiere, CBS Thursday, September 23rd.

06:17The government took his brain

06:18and placed it in the perfectly engineered body.

06:22Critics call now and again riveting.

06:25The X-Files meets the $6 million man.

06:29Only the most original new drama of the season.

06:32Now and again, series premiere.

06:34Then, Don and Yasmeen are moving in together.

06:37But there are some bridges...

06:39She's irritable.

06:40...you just don't cross.

06:41I hate you.

06:42Nash Bridges season premiere after now and again.

06:44CBS Friday, September 24th.

06:47Count on News Channel 11 Nightside.

06:49Tonight at 11, people living with diabetes

06:51may have an alternative to insulin shots.

06:53Learn how an operation can eliminate the disease.

06:56Plus, Hurricane Floyd's heading to the Carolinas.

06:59When will it hit?

06:59Find out tonight at 11.

07:02Here are the Anders, a family you should meet.

07:05Earning money for college, retirement, and food to eat.

07:08With three kids in the family, ages one through six,

07:11padding the bank account can be quite a trick.

07:14They shop at Food Lion for food at extra low prices

07:17and buy lettuce, green beans, and cheese in thin slices.

07:21With all the money that they save every shopping day,

07:24they can take a vacation to a nice beach getaway.

07:27Food Lion.

07:28We don't think it's funny to waste time or money.

07:31A vulnerable girl desperate to fit in.

07:34She was the sweetest girl in the world.

07:36A pack of predators masquerading as friends.

07:39They hung her and killed her.

07:40Bullied to death on the next Montel.

07:43Tomorrow at 4 on News Channel 11.

07:46The latest on Floyd's Pass tonight at 11.

07:52Dave's talking to John Leguizamo and Meat Loaf tonight on CBS.

08:02Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth.

08:06Don't worry about the future.

08:12Sing.

08:17Finally, a minivan to live by.

08:20Introducing the all-new Mazda MPV.

08:30You move.

08:32You gel.

08:34You spray.

08:35And even if you shampoo, it can all build up.

08:38Not a pretty picture.

08:40The now heat-activated Thermosilk brings you the first daily clarifying shampoo

08:44that removes buildup and improves your hair's condition with heat.

08:48It takes away all the styling leaves behind and leaves you with softer, shinier, livelier hair.

08:55You clear.

08:56Thermosilk.

08:57Where there's heat, there's healthy hair.

09:00If you haven't switched to Sprint yet, hop to it.

09:04Introducing Sprint Nickel Knife.

09:06Now calls are just a nickel a minute every night.

09:09Switch now and catch the fever.

09:12Call 1-800-PIN-DROP.

09:16The revolutionary Braun Oral-B 3D.

09:20It's the only plaque remover designed to pulsate deep between teeth.

09:25It pulsates to loosen plaque and oscillates to sweep it away.

09:29It cleans deep, better than an ordinary toothbrush.

09:31The Braun Oral-B 3D.

09:33It pulsates deep to clean better.

09:35Right now, if you try any Braun Oral-B plaque remover,

09:39we guarantee a definite improvement in your oral health or your money back.

09:45With so many diet aids, it's hard to make the right choice.

09:48Choose Dexatrim.

09:49Just one Dexatrim a day curbs your appetite, so you eat less and lose weight.

09:53I lost 8 pounds on the Dexatrim plan.

09:56Without caffeine jitters or prescription side effects.

09:58Dexatrim. Proven to help you lose weight.

10:01Be sure to be able to work.

10:03Be sure to be able to work.

10:16Be sure to be able to work.

10:20Be sure to be able to work.

10:21Be sure to be able to work.

10:22Be sure to be able to work.

10:25Be sure to be able to work.

10:30Must get trophies.

10:32You got it, Dave.

10:34Congratulations to The Late Show for winning the Emmy Award for Outstanding Variety Music or Comedy Series.

10:39Hard to believe, ain't it?

11:00Hard to believe, ain't it?

11:30Are you ready to hit the road?

11:33Ever wish the world were more solid under your feet?

11:36When the going gets tough, is a driver's seat the only seat for you?

11:41Are you ready for something you've always wanted?

11:44Then get to the Pontiac Hit the Road Summer Selldown for 0% APR financing or $1,000 cash back

11:50on any solid 99 Grand Am.

11:52Hit the road for Pontiac driving excitement.

11:56See your dealer today.

11:58What are you waiting for?

12:00We'll have the latest on Tennessee High's Appeal tonight at 11.

12:05CBS is going to rock your world.

12:08Shape, rattle, and roll.

12:42Sure, my arthritis hurts, but I don't like strong-smelling rubs.

12:46So I rub in odor-free aspirin.

12:48Clinically proven to relieve minor arthritis pain in minutes.

12:52It works well without the smell.

12:53Aspirin.

12:54Clinically proven odor-free pain relief without aspirin.

13:25Introducing the latest thing in takeout.

13:27Bristles wrap and surround teeth for a clean, so complete you can feel it.

13:31All of which makes the sugar honeys want to sing hallelujah.

13:35New Mentadent surround, meant to be different.

13:38Are you meant for men to bend?

13:42We need two tripods?

13:44A while back, one of our customers was promised that when the new, larger Saturns came in,

13:49he'd be the first to get a test drive.

13:52But when the cars came in, the customer was out.

13:55Hey, Ron, how's Norway treating you?

13:57But a promise is a promise.

13:59What?

13:59Let's try it a little looser.

14:01And so a couple of our retailers put together a little video for them.

14:05German engineering.

14:06Nice, huh?

14:07A sort of virtual test drive.

14:09To show off the bigger engine and new suspension.

14:13Feel how smooth?

14:14A lot of handheld stuff, a lot of pans and stuff.

14:17And why don't we get a close-up of these panels?

14:20And while they may not be the most accomplished filmmakers,

14:23at least there's a customer out there who knows a little more about our new, larger Saturn LS.

14:28You know, we never got to use the second tripod.

14:30But more importantly...

14:31Boy, that's a big trunk.

14:33You should get a shot of that.

14:34A whole lot more about Saturn.

14:40That's good stuff.

14:42My furniture needs can be summed up in one word.

14:46Storage.

14:47It's color and texture that create an overall design piece.

14:52I've always been drawn to the simplicity of my secret design.

14:57Introducing EA Kids.

14:59Playing for the album.

15:00I've always believed that form should follow a function.

15:03Everyone's at home with seats and hours.

15:06Even kids.

15:07It's the comforter, really, that ties the whole room together.

15:11There's a sale on now.

15:13CBS is the number one movie network on television.

15:16Last season, we brought you nine of the top ten most watched films.

15:21Including Joan of Arc.

15:23Nominated for 13 Emmy Awards.

15:26This year, CBS will do it again with the biggest blockbuster miniseries.

15:33And the best world premiere movies ever.

15:37Every Sunday and Wednesday, there's nothing like a movie on CBS.

15:47Is your asthma really under control?

15:49Yeah.

15:51But sometimes I wheeze.

15:53Ever wake up short of breath?

15:55I do.

15:55Use your fast-acting inhaler more than twice a week.

15:58I use mine every day.

15:59If that's what you call control, ask your doctor if prescription Flovent is right for you.

16:04Flovent twice a day helps control the inflammation that can cause asthma symptoms in the first place.

16:09And helps improve lung function.

16:11Flovent won't replace fast-acting inhalers for sudden attacks.

16:14People switching from an oral steroid like prednisone to Flovent, an inhaled steroid, need to be especially careful.

16:20While adjusting to the switch, your body is not as able to heal after surgery, infection, or a serious injury.

16:25See your doctor if your asthma does not improve.

16:28Now this is control.

16:29Flovent.

16:30Helping you to find asthma control.

16:32With so many diet aids, it's hard to make the right choice.

16:35Choose Dexatrim.

16:36Just one Dexatrim a day curbs your appetite.

16:38So you eat less and lose weight.

16:40I lost eight pounds on the Dexatrim plan without caffeine jitters or prescription side effects.

16:45Dexatrim, proven to help you lose weight.

17:12Free in for the best deals all year on the few remaining 99 Sportages in stock.

17:17All right, kid.

17:18Here we go.

17:1810-9.

17:19What do you got?

17:20What?

17:20Yeah, yeah.

17:21Heart, come on, come on.

17:22What would you do if someone you loved had a heart attack?

17:25Yeah.

17:26Did you know it's now been proven that the same bare aspirin you have in your bag for muscle

17:31aches may actually help stop you from dying if you take it during a heart attack?

17:36Downtown.

17:37Flicky shot.

17:39Can your pain reliever do that?

17:41Talk to your doctor now.

17:42Next time, I'll go easier on you.

17:43Bare.

17:44Powerful pain relief and so much more.

17:47Bennett Blake got a love letter.

17:48Sealed with a kiss.

17:49That was meant for someone else.

17:51I'm starting to notice things.

17:52I wasn't going to notice any other way.

17:53Now, what started as an accident.

17:55In my day, things were different.

17:57Could turn into the perfect romance.

17:59Nothing happened.

18:00Something did.

18:01John Stamos, Annabeth Gish, Robert Stack and Angie Dickinson.

18:04Sealed with a kiss.

18:05CBS Sunday.

18:07CBS Sunday.

18:27Count on News Channel 11 Nightside.

18:29Tonight at 11, people living with diabetes may have an alternative to insulin shots.

18:34Learn how an operation can eliminate the disease.

18:36Plus, Hurricane Floyd's heading to the Carolinas.

18:39When will it hit?

18:40Find out tonight at 11.

18:42Some grocery stores start out with sky-high prices.

18:45So when they offer you things like double coupons or discount cards,

18:49the savings you're getting from those stores is actually pretty weak.

18:53But at Food City, our prices start out low.

18:56And with our value card, they get even lower.

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19:00And now we've added thousands of new items to our value card.

19:04So stop by and check out our new value card and our same old, same old low prices.

19:09Food City, we mean value.

19:12Quality and dependability are words that come to mind when we think of Honda.

19:17A friendly and professional staff is what you get at Don Smith Honda in the high country of Boone.

19:24Just a short drive away for a Don D.

19:27Don Smith Ford in Greenville has a fantastic selection of Ford Rangers.

19:31Two or four-wheel drive, regular or super cab, Don Smith's selection cannot be beat.

19:35Take the short drive to Don Smith Ford in Greenville for the best selection, award-winning customer service, and a

19:41Don D.

19:41Mom, look, Dad told me.

19:43Jimmy, where you been?

19:45It's been 10 years.

19:47I went for a little walk.

19:48Oh, no matter.

19:49Are you hungry?

19:50Oh, my favorite Wendy's Junior Bacon Cheeseburger.

19:53Does it still have two strips of bacon?

19:54Sure does.

19:55I have Biggie Fights and a Biggie Trank.

19:57Oh, what they must cost now, huh?

19:58No, it's still 99 cents each.

20:00After 10 years, wow.

20:03I'll be right back.

20:03Wendy's gives you delicious choices you can depend on every day.

20:07Bring me a frosty, Jimmy.

20:09Wendy's Super Value Menu.

20:10You can count on us.

20:11A vulnerable girl desperate to fit in.

20:14She was the sweetest girl in the world.

20:16A pack of predators masquerading as friends.

20:19They hung her.

20:20They killed her.

20:21Bullied to death on the next Montel.

20:23Tomorrow at 4 on News Channel 11.

20:27Floyd bears down on the coast and a shelter opens here tonight.

20:32Dave's talking to John Leguizamo and Meet Loeb tonight on CBS.

20:39When you buy a bargain basement PC, what you're really buying is a mystery box.

20:44Will there be a monitor?

20:45Probably not.

20:46Lots of software?

20:47Ha!

20:47A year on the internet?

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20:50Dream on.

20:51With a Gateway Essential PC, you know exactly what you're getting.

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21:01No mystery there.

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21:10Some people get nervous when that door goes up.

21:13Not me.

21:14But then I deliver it to all the shops.

21:17Nervous people like crunchy food.

21:20Don't sell much nervous food here.

21:23Good wrench, good time savings means great deals.

21:26Like brake service front or rear for only $99.99 or less.

21:31It's a good time to see GM Good Wrench Service Plus.

21:35Good time savings?

21:37No wonder I don't sell any nervous food here.

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22:22Allergy is knocking you flat.

22:25Try non-drowsy Allegra.

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22:29For people to open over, ask your doctor or pharmacist for more information.

22:33Side effects are low and may include drowsiness, cold or flu, nausea or menstrual pain.

22:37Allegra, so you can enjoy the world around you.

22:39Join Shania, Dixie Chicks, Tim McGraw and Biss for the CMA's live CBS next Wednesday.

22:47Nothing Feels About Country.

22:49The government took his brain and placed it in the perfectly engineered body.

22:55Critics call now and again riveting.

22:58The X-Files meets the Six Million Dollar Man.

23:01Only the most original new drama of the season.

23:05Now and Again series premiere.

23:07Then, Don and Yasmeen are moving in together.

23:10But there are some bridges...

23:12She's irritable.

23:12You just don't cross.

23:14I hate you.

23:15Matchbridge's season premiere after now and again.

23:17CBS Friday, September 24th.

23:24One question aroused fierce passions for centuries.

23:27What's for dinner?

23:30Capital!

23:31Until the day a great mediator appeared.

23:34The new Maytag Gemini.

23:40An amazing two-in-one range that allowed them to cook two different foods at two different temperatures for one

23:47complete meal.

23:51Freedom.

23:54I'm hungry.

23:55Here, can you cook something?

23:57Cook something, cook something.

24:03Enjoy that great ballpark taste in no time.

24:08With Ballpark Singles.

24:09Individually wrapped for your microwave to steam in that flavor you love and the big juicy taste to expect from

24:14a ballpark.

24:15You could be a chef.

24:18I'll stick with ballpark.

24:20Ballpark Singles.

24:20Such a big juicy taste.

24:22They plump when you cook them.

24:27Remember compliments you receive.

24:29Forget the insults.

24:32Be nice to your siblings.

24:34They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

24:42Finally, a minivan to live by.

24:45Introducing the all-new Mazda MPV.

24:54There is a place where the only problems you need to solve involve a swimming pool and two Mickey Roonies.

25:03And you can visit every night with Zerta.

25:06We make the world's best mattress.

25:09Sure, my arthritis hurts, but I don't like strong-smelling rubs.

25:12So I rub in odor-free aspirc cream.

25:15Clinically proven to relieve minor arthritis pain in minutes.

25:18It works well without the smell.

25:20Aspirc cream.

25:21Clinically proven odor-free pain relief without aspirin.

25:24This Monday, CBS becomes the comedy broadcasting system.

25:27Beaming out TV's funniest signal.

25:29Whoa!

25:30First, get your motor running with the season premiere of The King of Queens.

25:34Then, the series premiere of Ladies' Man.

25:36You've got the only testosterone in the house.

25:38That's not true. Your mother's coming along with a very nice mustache.

25:40And it's a brand new season for the Emmy-nominated Raymond.

25:43I got a rash on my leg.

25:44And by all means, touch all our food.

25:46Plus, Ted Danson returns in the hit comedy, Becker.

25:49The comedy broadcasting system hits the air this Monday, only on CBS.

25:54Here at Sonic, we're known as CarHop.

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26:58You know the feeling of driving a new car.

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27:24At Sherwood Chevrolet, we're celebrating.

27:28Happy New Year in September.

27:30While other dealers are trying to unload their 99.

27:33Sherwood Chevrolet is receiving truckloads of brand new 2000.

27:38Camaros, Cavaliers, Jajos, full-size trucks, lasers, Suburbans.

27:41So ring out the old 99s and bring in the 2000 model.

27:46At Sherwood Chevrolet, your Mountain Empire Chevy dealer.

27:49On the Johnson City Motor Mile.

27:51Sherwood.

27:52Sherwood.

27:52The name you can trust.

27:55The U.S. military moves aircraft here.

27:58The story tonight.

27:59For action as big as Texas, the address is CBS.

28:06On September 24th.

28:07Who kind of doctor are you?

28:08PhD.

28:09Psychologist.

28:10I'm not a real doctor.

28:11That's right, the fake kind.

28:12Don't miss Mumford.

28:13The best reviewed comedy of the fall.

28:15Feel free to lie down.

28:16I'm alright to sleep.

28:17I think it's too soon for me to be sleeping with you.

28:19Heartwarming, funny, and touching.

28:21What do you think's wrong with her?

28:22She's gone weird is what's wrong with her.

28:24It's hilarious.

28:25A wonderful film.

28:26You've fallen in love with one of your patients?

28:29Doc, it's not me, is it?

28:30Mumford.

28:31Rated R.

28:32Sneak Saturday in Flag City.

28:36I knew I was in for the fight of my life, but I was ready.

28:39When my husband and his friends start exchanging fish stories,

28:41it's the phone bill that can turn into a whopper.

28:44I fought this monster for hours.

28:45First I had the upper hand, then he took control.

28:47That's why we always dial 10-10-3-2-1.

28:50With 10-10-3-2-1, calls over 10 minutes are just 8 cents a minute, day or night.

28:54And at 8 cents a minute, he can tell all the stories he wants.

28:58I'll tell you, it was like a whale.

29:00Yeah?

29:01You sure have seen it.

29:01Well, let me tell you about my trip.

29:03Dial 10-10-3-2-1 and talk as long as you want, whenever you want.

29:13Introducing Caress Fragrance Body Washes.

29:16They do more than silken skin.

29:20Their fragrances seduce your senses.

29:24They're completely transforming.

29:29Now that really changes things.

29:33New Caress Fragrance Body Washes.

29:56Introducing a radically new SUV.

29:59The new Nissan X-Terra.

30:01Everything you need, nothing you don't.

30:04I'm afraid I can't wait.

30:06With so many diet aids, it's hard to make the right choice.

30:09Choose Dexatrim.

30:10Just one Dexatrim a day curbs your appetite.

30:12So you eat less and lose weight.

30:14I lost 8 pounds on the Dexatrim plan.

30:16Without caffeine jitters or prescription side effects.

30:19Dexatrim.

30:19Proven to help you lose weight.

30:21Because pets can leave germs.

30:23Get the first, the only, antibacterial carbon deodorizer.

30:26Pet Fresh.

30:27It absorbs odors, fights the germs that cause them, and leaves a fresh scent.

30:31Fight the little critters.

30:33Your critters leave behind.

30:34Get fresh.

30:36Hurricane Floyd's devastating blow.

30:38Homes and lives torn apart.

30:4148 Hours reports live from Ground Zero Thursday.

30:46Monday.

30:46It's shocking.

30:48It's daring.

30:49Come in, Tokyo.

30:50Everything you want.

30:51And more.

30:53They were totally fake.

30:54They do exist.

30:55If they fell down in a forest, they'd make a sound.

30:57The season premiere you've been waiting for.

30:59I think it's sad when people start having surgery to make themselves bigger.

31:03Marie did it the natural way.

31:04Everybody loves Raymond.

31:06Then, Becker's had the summer off.

31:07Think he's chilled out.

31:08You actually patronized a place called Living La Vida Mocha?

31:12Don't count on it.

31:13The season premieres at Raymond and Becker's CBS Monday.

31:19More reasons to come to Pier 1.

31:22Style and value.

31:23The scroll dining table, only $149.

31:25Chair, 79.

31:27Only at Pier 1.

31:28Because right now, all dining groups are on sale at Pier 1.

31:35More reasons to love Pier 1.

31:37You'll find great value for every room in your home.

31:41Every day of the week.

31:43Designed exclusively at Pier 1.

31:46That's the reason.

31:47Why do people believe nothing works better than Alka-Seltzer Plus cold medicine?

31:52It just breaks up my nasal congestion so that I can finally breathe.

31:56Alka-Seltzer Plus, it effervesces and gets the medicine moving.

32:00It's great at breaking up my cold.

32:03Only Alka-Seltzer Plus has the power of effervescence.

32:06It gets the medicine moving to break up your worst cold symptoms fast.

32:11Nothing breaks up your cold better than Alka-Seltzer Plus.

32:15It just works.

32:19If you were the last person left on Earth, would you still do sit-ups?

32:25Would you diet if you gained a few pounds?

32:28What if you discovered there was one other person left on Earth with you?

32:33Would you like to change your answers?

32:36Introducing the all-new 2000 Mitsubishi Eclipse.

32:40Nicely equipped at 17-7.

32:42Because you're not alone.

32:48I start every morning with ginseng.

32:50I've taken garlic for years.

32:53I remember my ginkgo biloba every day.

32:56Only Ginkgo Gin combines ginseng, garlic, and ginkgo.

32:59Ginkgo Gin, the only supplement with all three in one.

33:02Want to color your gray beard or mustache and look natural?

33:05Get Just for Men Gel.

33:07You look so natural, no one can tell.

33:10Just for Men Gel.

33:12Brush in and in five minutes, gray is gone.

33:14No one can tell.

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33:18Tonight, the Emmy Award-winning make-show is fall-down funny.

33:21Yes, sir, absolutely.

33:22Dave celebrates his big win with fellow Emmy winner John Leguizamo.

33:26Must get no throw.

33:27Must get no throw.

33:28Plus, Dave's Emmy quiz.

33:30Music by Meatloaf and stuntman Bryant all night long.

33:33Comedy reigns tonight.

33:34It's how we create a video nexus.

33:36Then don't miss Greg.

33:38Saturdays, September 25th.

33:39Samuel and Arsenio are back.

33:41Found a bomb?

33:42I am a bomb!

33:43In the unforgettable season premiere.

33:45I just triggered it.

33:46Of martial law.

33:47Van Walker and his fiancee shot down.

33:50Will rescuers reach them first?

33:51Tell me that these are the good guys.

33:53Or killers?

33:53They're not.

33:54Walker's season premiere.

33:55CBS Saturday, September 25th.

33:58Count on News Channel 11 Nightside.

34:00Tonight at 11, people living with diabetes may have an alternative to insulin shots.

34:05Learn how an operation can eliminate the disease.

34:08Plus, Hurricane Floyd's heading to the Carolinas.

34:10When will it hit?

34:11Find out tonight at 11.

34:13The best things in life are free.

34:15And for four days, you can get today's best furniture values with free financing for up to 18 months with

34:21no down payment.

34:22Presenting Grand Home Furnishing, four days for free sale.

34:25For just four days, you'll find special values store-wide.

34:29Plus, there's free financing for up to 18 months with no down payment.

34:33Making this the perfect time to get the furniture you've always wanted.

34:37But hurry.

34:38Grand Home Furnishing, four days for free sale, ends Monday.

34:43Mom, look!

34:44Dad told me!

34:45Jimmy, where you been?

34:47It's been ten years.

34:49I went for a little walk.

34:50Oh, no matter.

34:51Are you hungry?

34:52Oh, my favorite Wendy's Junior Bacon Cheeseburger.

34:54Does it still have two strips of bacon?

34:56Sure does.

34:56I have Biggie Fries and a Biggie Drink.

34:58I wonder what they must cost now, huh?

35:00No, it's still 99 cents each.

35:02After ten years, wow.

35:04I'll be right back.

35:05Wendy's gives you delicious choices you can depend on every day.

35:09Bring me a frosty, Jimmy.

35:10Wendy's Super Value Menu.

35:12You can count on us.

35:13Very good.

35:18Bistak, big potato, green beans.

35:22Snails and brains.

35:24Tomorrow at 5.30 on News Channel 11.

35:28I'm Amy Koffel.

35:29A tragic free vehicle accident in Washington County, Tennessee,

35:32has left two people dead and three hospitalized.

35:35We'll tell you what happened.

35:36Plus, the latest on Hurricane Floyd and its effect on our region.

35:40Join us tonight at 11.

35:43I'm Lisa Kaplan.

35:44I'm Al Klein.

35:45Count on News Channel 11 at 6.

35:47The most original show of the season, now and again.

35:51CBS Friday, September 24th.

35:54You know, running your own business is not as glamorous as you think.

35:57It takes sacrifice.

36:00Discipline.

36:01If you don't deliver, someone else will.

36:04Okay.

36:05Can we go now?

36:07Sure.

36:08Self-employment.

36:09The next big thing from Mitchell Lee.

36:12LS.

36:13The next big thing from Saturn.

36:15More room.

36:16Better performance.

36:17Really dependable.

36:24Thanks for making a leave.

36:25For almost five years, I often had a hard time walking.

36:29I went from doctor to doctor and even had surgery on both knees.

36:33Most pain relievers worked for a while, then quit, and the pain came back.

36:37Finally, a doctor suggested a leave.

36:40Soon, I could dance all night again.

36:43A leave can stop pain all day with just two pills.

36:46It would take eight Tylenol to do that.

36:48Now people say I'm a walking advertisement for a leave.

36:50All day strong, all day long.

36:54My mama told me you better shop around.

36:58You don't have to be made of money to afford the best for everyone in your family and for your

37:03home.

37:03The very latest styles and colors, the very best quality, and huge selections of everything you want.

37:09It's easy.

37:10Just move to the store where you always see more and save more on the best.

37:14Today's Burlington Coat Factory.

37:16We're more than great coats.

37:18My mama told me you better shop around.

37:23We argue all the time as to who has the better lawn.

37:27They're all envious of my Scott lawn.

37:29Definitely.

37:31Scott does it for all three of us.

37:33Now during the summer, my grass takes a beating.

37:35A heavy sun, droughts.

37:37What the grass needs is turf builder.

37:39About September, I put on a turf builder.

37:42It pumps it up.

37:43It rejuvenates it.

37:43Gives it that extra fun spread of roots.

37:45You've got to feed it.

37:46That's beautiful lawn.

37:48Look at that.

37:48Nice and green.

37:49It's a stick to flush.

37:50Fall is the best time of year to put down Scott's turf builder.

37:54CBS Tuesday.

37:55The Countdown has begun with the most anticipated premiere of the season.

37:58Let's fly.

38:01JAG, America's number one action drama.

38:03Takes you to the most dangerous place on earth.

38:05Judgment equal survival.

38:08I'm on them.

38:09Don't miss the season premiere of JAG.

38:12CBS Tuesday.

38:13How do you make a show with 39 Emmy nominations even better?

38:18We've got to watch them down.

38:19Come on.

38:19We've got a crash car right now.

38:21Let's get moving.

38:21Get back to the heart.

38:23Our business is helping our patients get well.

38:25The hope is back.

38:27I'm going to take care of you, okay?

38:28Showtime.

38:29All new Chicago Hope season premiere.

38:31CBS Thursday, September 23rd.

38:34The earth nourishes grains.

38:37So the grains can nourish us.

38:40This is the timeless balance behind earth grains bread.

38:44Whole wheat, rye, honey wheat berry, and bagels.

38:49Nature's perfect balance gives earth grains bread their own perfect balance.

38:54A fresh-baked taste, hearty, robust texture, and delicious, wholesome nutrition.

38:59Earth grains bread at its best.

39:05When you drive a Ford truck, you're ready for whatever the world brings on.

39:09Now you can celebrate that feeling of confidence during the Ford authorized cleanse.

39:14We're moving out to 99 to make room for the 2000.

39:17That means financing is low at 0.9% and up to $1,000 cash back on your favorite pickup.

39:22I just want to celebrate, yeah.

39:28Celebrate the thrill of owning a new Ford truck now at your best quality Ford dealer.

39:33Now here's a sandwich that's got character.

39:36I can identify with that.

39:39Introducing Arby's Grilled Chicken Deluxe.

39:41This ain't no wimpy grilled chicken sandwich.

39:44It's got a flavor that's gutsy.

39:46A tender, whole-breast filet topped with rich honey mustard.

39:51Mmm, it's intense.

39:52Folks like that.

39:54Heck, I made a career out of it.

39:56Try the exciting taste of Arby's new Grilled Chicken Deluxe.

40:00You heard the lady.

40:03News Channel 11 congratulates our Tri-Cities an all-America city.

40:12I'm Al Clench.

40:14Residents of the southeastern coast run from Floyd,

40:17and many of them are taking refuge in the Tri-Cities.

40:19The story, coming up.

40:21You've really been wanting a satellite dish, haven't you?

40:26You want all the sports.

40:28You want all the movies.

40:29But you're concerned.

40:31Hey, Radio Shack explains everything.

40:33And Radio Shack can even install your system for you when you buy now.

40:37Plus, when you get an RCA DirecTV system for only $149.99

40:40and subscribe to 99 NFL Sunday Ticket and DirecTV Total Choice Platinum,

40:45get three months of free programming.

40:47All with no long-term commitment.

40:48Radio Shack.

40:49You've got questions.

40:50We've got answers.

40:51It's Alamo's 25th anniversary.

40:54And at participating locations, you're getting a gift.

40:57Don't worry.

40:58A free cassette filled with classic hit tunes.

41:01Drive happy.

41:02So come rent a car for a song.

41:05You're chewing the wrong gum.

41:07Stop.

41:08Chew the right gum.

41:09Delicious Arm & Hammer gum cleans and reduces dirty plaque up to 25%.

41:13Helps reach places kids brushing can miss.

41:16Start chewing the gum with a purpose.

41:18Arm & Hammer gum.

41:19In the toothpaste aisle.

41:20When you just want to jump and shout.

41:23When you can't hold back anymore.

41:26And the music takes control.

41:28Wow.

41:29Nothing feels like country.

41:31Let it rip.

41:32Let it fly.

41:34Join Shania Twain.

41:36Dixie Chicks.

41:36Tim McGraw.

41:37Dave Hill.

41:38Brooks & Dunn.

41:39And many more.

41:40See the most performances live.

41:42Woo!

41:43Vince Gill hosts the Country Music Association Awards live.

41:46CBS next Wednesday.

41:48Nothing feels like country.

41:51The government has just placed the mind of an average guy in the perfectly engineered body.

41:58Now he can go anywhere.

42:00He can do anything.

42:02But all he wants.

42:04And it's my wife and my daughter.

42:06Is what he had before.

42:07You reaching out to anyone from your past guarantees your immediate death.

42:11And the death of whomever you confided in.

42:13Hello?

42:13Lazy.

42:17Now and again.

42:18Premier CBS Friday, September 24th.

42:22New York.

42:23One of the most populated cities in the world.

42:26But on November 14th.

42:56New York.

43:00New York.

43:01New York.

43:11New York.

43:12New York.

43:13New York.

43:14New York.

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