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00:00:30...
00:01:08How much longer can he go home?
00:01:11Captain, decide when we go home.
00:01:15Can you go ask him?
00:01:18Jesus Christ.
00:01:19No one's gonna ask the captain what time they go home.
00:01:22Got it, kid?
00:01:23Jesus.
00:01:25Empty.
00:01:26Gotta soak him again, Captain.
00:01:28It's gonna be a long one tonight, boys.
00:01:38Jesus.
00:01:41Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
00:01:44What the fuck's that?
00:01:45Get the fuck down!
00:01:55What the fuck was that?
00:01:58I know.
00:02:06What do you think it is?
00:02:07I don't think it's a plane.
00:02:10I don't think we should be here.
00:02:13Boys, we're getting out of here.
00:02:19Bruce!
00:02:20Bruce!
00:02:21Bruce!
00:02:24Bruce!
00:02:26Bruce!
00:02:28Bruce!
00:02:44Who's out there?
00:02:58Who's out there?
00:02:59Who's out there?
00:03:05Who's out there?
00:03:07Who's out there?
00:03:10Who's out there?
00:03:12Who's out there?
00:03:18Who's out there?
00:03:20Who's out there?
00:03:24Who's out there?
00:03:27Who's out there?
00:03:28Who's out there?
00:03:31Oh
00:03:59...
00:04:00...
00:04:01...
00:04:03…
00:04:29This space magic doesn't scare me!
00:04:32But clearly you don't understand the true power of crystals!
00:04:36Give me the crystals, NEVER!
00:04:43I should've stayed on the street.
00:04:46Grr.
00:04:49Gary, this is stupid.
00:04:50What? What are you talking about?
00:04:52Yeah. What's wrong?
00:04:53This is so lit! Like...
00:04:56Like I shoot him in the head? That's it?
00:04:57Why does he get a sword and I don't?
00:04:59Well, first of all, you have a gun, stupid.
00:05:02Guns are better than swords.
00:05:03And two, you're a girl. You don't use swords.
00:05:06Um, that's not true. Girls totally use swords.
00:05:08I kick ass with a sword.
00:05:10Well, guess what?
00:05:11One, I don't care.
00:05:12Two, I'm the director, so that's just how it's gonna be.
00:05:14And three, we need to get this shot before it gets dark.
00:05:17So come on, let's shoot this thing.
00:05:20Okay, action!
00:05:21You should've stayed extinct.
00:05:25Holy shit, are you okay?
00:05:26Ow! What the fuck? You threw a beer bottle at me!
00:05:30I didn't.
00:05:32Piss trap.
00:05:33This would be a great place to party.
00:05:35Oh, fucking teenagers.
00:05:38I always thought this place was a bin.
00:05:39It's Billy McDougal! Holy shit!
00:05:46I'm fucking serious! You ruined the fucking movie!
00:05:50Get out of my clubhouses! Stop smoking here!
00:05:52This place is a fucking dump.
00:05:54I'm gonna put this clown asleep.
00:05:56No, Miles, don't!
00:05:58Yeah, kick his ass!
00:06:00Yeah, smile when I knock your fucking mouth out!
00:06:03Get out!
00:06:04Whoa!
00:06:05Whoa!
00:06:06Stop! Stop it!
00:06:08Fuck off me!
00:06:08Leave him alone!
00:06:12Get out!
00:06:14Get out!
00:06:14Get out!
00:06:15Get out!
00:06:15I'm serious!
00:06:17Knock it off!
00:06:18Knock it off!
00:06:19Knock it off!
00:06:22Get out!
00:06:23Knock it off!
00:06:25Hey!
00:06:26Please use your brain next time.
00:06:28You good, man?
00:06:29Yeah.
00:06:29Fine.
00:06:31Hey, haven't I seen you at school before?
00:06:33Oh, come on.
00:06:35You have?
00:06:37Yeah.
00:06:38Pretty girl like you, how could I not?
00:06:41Why the fuck are you hanging out with these losers anyway?
00:06:45Um, well, he's my brother.
00:06:48Those are his friends, and they're not losers.
00:06:50Okay?
00:06:53Um, why don't you have friends your own age?
00:06:59I do.
00:07:00I'm just babysitting them.
00:07:03Babysitting?
00:07:04You wanted to be in our movie, didn't you?
00:07:07Stop it.
00:07:08Why are you telling me to stop?
00:07:10You got a boyfriend, Sam?
00:07:14No.
00:07:16You fucking anybody?
00:07:19Stop!
00:07:20It's gross.
00:07:23She's not your type, Bentley.
00:07:25She's still a kid.
00:07:28I like how she dresses.
00:07:34Sam's way cooler than you, you troglodytes.
00:07:38What's a troglodyte?
00:07:40Oh, it's like a caveman.
00:07:42They're calling him like underdeveloped, uh, stupid.
00:07:45That's you guys.
00:07:46Why the fuck are we still here, Billy?
00:07:47This shit is lame.
00:07:48Let's dip.
00:07:51Yeah, run away!
00:07:54I hope to see you around, Sam.
00:08:01They're lucky I didn't leave a pile of blood.
00:08:04Yeah, those guys are assholes.
00:08:05Yeah, they weren't very nice.
00:08:08Come on, Jack.
00:08:09Say something meaner!
00:08:11They were dumb.
00:08:13Divers are still searching for three fishermen
00:08:16whose boat was found adrift earlier this week.
00:08:19Many people reported seeing a fiery object fall from the sky that same evening.
00:08:25It is unknown if the two events are related,
00:08:28but police are asking for any witnesses to come forward.
00:08:32In other news, Halloween is only two days away.
00:08:37Do you know what costume you'll be wearing?
00:08:40Coming up, we've got some great ideas.
00:08:59Sam, why do you always look at the door?
00:09:03Sam, I know you're in there!
00:09:04Are you coming out to wrestle or not?
00:09:07Not right now.
00:09:10What? Come on, why not?
00:09:13We need you!
00:09:15Because I don't feel like it.
00:09:17Come on!
00:09:19We need you for this movie!
00:09:22Because you're going to be my tag team partner!
00:09:27Come on!
00:09:30We're not!
00:09:32Gary, I have homework.
00:09:44Just shoot it without me!
00:09:46And don't do anything that will get me in trouble!
00:09:49Fine!
00:09:50Be like that!
00:09:53You wanted me and I didn't see it.
00:09:59Now I'm so lost without you.
00:10:14Get off!
00:10:15Dummy!
00:10:16Nice!
00:10:18Where's Sam?
00:10:20She needed to do homework.
00:10:23What the fuck?
00:10:24Why would she want a main role in the movie if she's not going to be in this movie?
00:10:27Yeah, I know.
00:10:28I have the exact same thing.
00:10:29It's kind of weird.
00:10:30She's never ditched us before.
00:10:32Jack, here are the glue sticks you wanted.
00:10:34Sweet.
00:10:35Thanks.
00:10:37What are you even doing?
00:10:38I already told you.
00:10:39I'm watching on the camera finale for the movie.
00:10:42And it's going to be glorious.
00:10:44Sure.
00:10:45Yeah, just, um, don't blow anything up, please.
00:10:50No promises.
00:10:53Wait.
00:10:55So, she totally ditched us for homework.
00:10:58Yeah, well guess what?
00:10:59It sucks to be her, cause she will get to film the best movie ever.
00:11:04Let's film this fucking thing.
00:11:07It's Pandemonium here, and one half of the Berserkers faced off against a treacherous Dino Sorcerer.
00:11:14A match that's been 65 million years in the making.
00:11:18Now let's rumble!
00:11:21That's fine!
00:11:22I've thrown you in the dirt, and the soles of your eggs have brought us down!
00:11:29I can't believe it!
00:11:30The Dino Sorcerer has brought the Berserkers to his knees!
00:11:38Holy smokes, folks!
00:11:40We're watching history rewrite itself!
00:11:45Just because my Dacian partner isn't willing to help me because they have homework,
00:11:49that doesn't mean that I'm not ready to find anything and anyone in this shithole universe to protect my planet
00:11:55Earth!
00:11:59The Dino Sorcerer in his heart!
00:12:01The fate of the planet comes out of this very moment!
00:12:04I'm unstoppable!
00:12:09Okay, my arm! I broke it!
00:12:11Don't move my sister! Go, go, go, go!
00:12:12Jack, go!
00:12:13Don't be a wuss man!
00:12:15You don't be a fucking bastard!
00:12:16Get out my arm!
00:12:18It's not my fault!
00:12:22Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
00:12:23Mom and Dad are gonna piss!
00:12:25I just broke my arm!
00:12:26Can you stop yelling at me for a fucking second?
00:12:29Fuck! I didn't wanna fight to the fucking hospital today, you moron!
00:12:32No fucking shit!
00:12:33I broke my arm!
00:12:35Ha!
00:12:36God!
00:12:38Sam, this looks so cool!
00:12:40It's like glow in the dark and everything!
00:12:43Why do you look like that?
00:12:46Like what?
00:12:48Like that! It looks stupid!
00:12:51Gary, you fell off a ladder!
00:12:53At least I was doing something for the movie!
00:12:56Great dress!
00:12:56You really picked an inconvenient time to break your arm, honey!
00:12:59Uh, nothing!
00:13:00Like I planned it!
00:13:02Well, maybe next time you should!
00:13:03Your father and I have a flight tonight!
00:13:06But you just got back!
00:13:07No, it's a good time to...
00:13:08We'll only be gone a couple of days!
00:13:09And you got your big sister to take care of you!
00:13:11No way!
00:13:13No, I was gonna go out for Halloween!
00:13:15Oh!
00:13:15Honey, you look...
00:13:17Different!
00:13:18Yeah, see!
00:13:18No, I told you!
00:13:20You look different!
00:13:21I literally don't!
00:13:21Yes, you do!
00:13:22I know it's important!
00:13:24I'm just dealing with some family shit!
00:13:26Sure, you'll have a nice Halloween together!
00:13:28They're there now!
00:13:28Okay, yeah!
00:13:29Uh, we're on our way!
00:13:31Uh, hey bud!
00:13:32We have to head off to the airport, okay?
00:13:34You're good to get home with Sam, right?
00:13:38I mean...
00:13:39Yeah, sure, I can bike!
00:13:41Great!
00:13:41Bye Gary!
00:13:42We love you!
00:13:44Outside!
00:13:45What?
00:13:46What'd I do?
00:13:46Uh, you're in trouble!
00:13:52Ow!
00:13:55This isn't fair!
00:13:57Look, we put our trust in you to be the responsible one!
00:13:59You bought him the ring!
00:14:01You were supposed to be in charge!
00:14:03I thought that meant something to you!
00:14:06No phone, no friends over!
00:14:08Is Gary allowed to have friends over?
00:14:10Gary's punishment is having a broken arm!
00:14:12Are you serious right now?
00:14:14We've gotta go!
00:14:15No, no, no!
00:14:16I will not be stuck at home with Gary!
00:14:18You've got the cats!
00:14:19We don't have any cats!
00:14:20If you ever want one, I will buy you one!
00:14:22Just keep an eye on your brother, okay?
00:14:25If we die, he's all you've got!
00:14:27See you in the back!
00:14:42What the fuck are we doing for Halloween?
00:14:44I don't know!
00:14:45I haven't heard shit!
00:14:48I just wanna get fucked up and do some fucked up shit!
00:14:53Billy, what are we doing?
00:14:56Billy!
00:14:56Billy!
00:15:00Yeah…
00:15:01I'm working on something!
00:15:08Billy!
00:15:13Billy!
00:15:15Billy!
00:15:17Billy!
00:15:18Billy!
00:15:27Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:15:57Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:16:28Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:16:32Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:16:33What are you doing here?
00:16:35I'm here to see your sister.
00:16:40Dude! What the hell?
00:16:44Guys, you know what this means?
00:16:46It's gonna make you an uncle.
00:16:48Gross.
00:16:50No.
00:16:53This means war.
00:17:03Billy!
00:17:05Hi. I didn't know you were coming over.
00:17:08Yeah, you said your parents were gone, so I thought it'd be cool if we come over.
00:17:13Nice place.
00:17:17This place is fucking perfect.
00:17:20So, this is my house.
00:17:26Jeez.
00:17:28Parents must be rich.
00:17:30They should be.
00:17:32I mean, they work all the time.
00:17:34So.
00:17:36Yeah.
00:17:37So, you can feel me around or what?
00:17:39No. Oh, my.
00:17:41Is this your room?
00:17:42Yes, but, oh my gosh, closer.
00:17:43This is a disaster.
00:17:44No, it's not.
00:17:45Come on.
00:17:52Whoa.
00:17:56This is cool.
00:18:04Got a lot of neat stuff.
00:18:12What is this?
00:18:13Oh, my God.
00:18:13Uh, it's, it's just something I was, like, working on.
00:18:17I thought maybe I'd, like, wear it for Halloween.
00:18:21Oh.
00:18:23I think it'd look very cute on you.
00:18:30Who is she?
00:18:34That is Valora.
00:18:36She's my favorite wrestler.
00:18:38She's cool.
00:18:39She stands for, like, strength and bravery.
00:18:43And never surrendering to your enemies.
00:18:46Always kicking ass.
00:18:49Cool.
00:18:50I used to be into wrestling when I was a kid.
00:18:56Think you could take me?
00:18:59You?
00:19:03No problem.
00:19:07All right, go easy on me.
00:19:11Oh.
00:19:13You like my moves?
00:19:16All right, yeah.
00:19:18I'm going to show you mine.
00:19:27Do you really think I'm pretty?
00:19:30Do you really think I'm pretty?
00:19:31I think you're beautiful.
00:19:37What?
00:19:38All right.
00:19:45All right.
00:19:46All right.
00:19:56It's been right here.
00:19:59Ok.
00:20:00Vous êtes prêts à faire que ces gens ne soient pas bornes ?
00:20:03Qu'est-ce que vous pensez qu'ils vont faire ?
00:20:04C'est sûr !
00:20:06C'est sûr !
00:20:07Suck time !
00:20:09C'est terminé !
00:20:18Oh !
00:20:19Je sais !
00:20:28Oh !
00:20:29Oh !
00:20:29faites-vous comme le tableau, vous êtes prêts !
00:20:33mówiąc, vous êtes prêts !
00:20:38out ! OK
00:20:45doi
00:20:46y fit ! Oh !
00:20:50everything here
00:20:50!aissez vous
00:20:50! Oh ! Je
00:20:52suis dés
00:20:53바 tire !
00:26:33C'est bon.
00:26:35Je veux vous montrer à l'école.
00:26:39Je veux qu'ils m'entendent mon girlfriend.
00:26:43C'est bon.
00:26:46Et mes parents ne vont pas savoir ?
00:26:49J'espère sur votre vie.
00:26:57Ok.
00:26:57Allez, on va à la part.
00:27:01On va à la part.
00:27:04Paré !
00:27:05PARTY !
00:27:06Pau !
00:27:07All right, boys.
00:27:14Tonight, inflict maximum vengeance.
00:27:18Come on !
00:27:20Miles !
00:27:21Ah!
00:27:30Happy Martin Halloween!
00:27:43Sam?
00:27:45Sam?
00:27:46Hey!
00:27:46What are you doing here?
00:27:47I never see you at parties!
00:27:49No!
00:27:49I party!
00:27:50This is my house!
00:27:52Have you seen Billy?
00:27:53This is your house?
00:27:55Holy shit!
00:27:56Yeah, if I can kill me.
00:27:58I mean, sometimes you just have to, like, do what you want, you know?
00:28:01Yeah, totally.
00:28:02Wouldn't be like to keep up painting my walls, though, you know?
00:28:06What?
00:28:08Sorry, excuse me.
00:28:10Woo!
00:28:18What the hell are you doing?
00:28:19What?
00:28:20Billy said you were cool with it.
00:28:22Did you do this at your parents' house?
00:28:30Billy, what the fuck?
00:28:31People can't smoke in here.
00:28:34Hey, what's wrong?
00:28:36Billy, this is seriously crazy.
00:28:38You said this was gonna be a small party.
00:28:40This is out of control.
00:28:41Help me do something.
00:28:42Look, Sam, people are having a good time.
00:28:44That's what's important.
00:28:45The house has been destroyed.
00:28:46Okay?
00:28:47Your parents are very rich.
00:28:48They can just fix it all.
00:28:49Billy, help me.
00:28:51My parents are gonna murder me.
00:29:01Oh, party's over.
00:29:02Come on, just let it go.
00:29:04What do you mean, let it go?
00:29:05Just chill the fuck out.
00:29:06You can't make all these people leave now.
00:29:07It's my house.
00:29:08Yeah, well, it's my party.
00:29:17Billy, is that your girlfriend or something?
00:29:20No, I mean, it's just the keys to the house.
00:29:25Okay, people, party's over.
00:29:27Safe drive.
00:29:28Actually, don't drive, please.
00:29:29Bye.
00:29:30Get out.
00:29:30Sam!
00:29:32What the fuck are you doing?
00:29:33Billy, stop.
00:29:34You're hurting me, please.
00:29:35You say we have a party,
00:29:37and that's what we fucking do.
00:29:39Do you understand?
00:29:41You scared me.
00:29:43Good.
00:29:46Party's back on!
00:29:47Let's tear this place apart!
00:29:49Woo!
00:29:50Fucking break something!
00:29:56You're gonna regret trashing my house.
00:30:00Fucking teenagers.
00:30:02Look, what's that costume even supposed to be?
00:30:04Bro, what's up with your house?
00:30:06It's being destroyed!
00:30:08We know you didn't get any candy, so we got you covered.
00:30:13Ken, what's the mission status, Captain?
00:30:18I just deployed the drone and I'm locking it on the enemy.
00:30:21What do you think he's gonna do?
00:30:22Something stupid.
00:30:24How do you know?
00:30:25Because it's Billy.
00:30:27He's bound to do something stupid.
00:30:29What a stupid idiot.
00:30:33Move!
00:30:34Fuck in my way!
00:30:35Fuck.
00:30:36This bastard bitch.
00:30:38Fuck out, I need a piss.
00:30:42Come on, my dick's full!
00:30:43Hey Billy!
00:30:45There's a better bathroom in here.
00:30:50God is good.
00:30:57Holy shit!
00:30:58Is that Sam's room?
00:31:00I can't see what they're saying.
00:31:02Shh, shh, shh.
00:31:03Be quiet and you listen.
00:31:04Take it out, Billy.
00:31:07Trish, I get a piss.
00:31:08Then do it.
00:31:11Let me hold it.
00:31:14You are so fucking weird, Trish.
00:31:17Is that suck time?
00:31:19That's not suck time.
00:31:23Boys!
00:31:25We just hit the mother load.
00:31:29Sorry Jack, you shouldn't be seeing this.
00:31:36Fuck my life.
00:31:42Listen up, boy, you scumbags and scumballs.
00:31:46Now pay attention to the TV.
00:31:48I hate him, Gary.
00:31:50When I was a kid,
00:31:51I thought I had the coolest sister in the world.
00:31:54God, Gary, please.
00:31:55But I was wrong.
00:31:56I mean, what happened to you, Samantha?
00:31:59You could have been tough.
00:32:01You could have kicked ass in the ring
00:32:02and you could have been elected.
00:32:04But then you walked away.
00:32:06You abandoned the ring?
00:32:07Let's go!
00:32:09You get that shit, Gary!
00:32:11Yeah!
00:32:11The fans?
00:32:13Jack?
00:32:13Miles?
00:32:16You abandoned me!
00:32:17No!
00:32:19And all the respect you earn for someone who treats you like shit!
00:32:22Oh my god, Trish, Sam is such a fucking idiot.
00:32:26You throw the best party of the fucking year,
00:32:28and she tries to kick everybody out,
00:32:30she's under fucking war on you!
00:32:31What did you expect?
00:32:32She's not cool.
00:32:34She hangs out with little boys.
00:32:53Oh my god.
00:32:58Oh my god.
00:32:59Did you see her costume tonight?
00:33:01She looks like a fucking child.
00:33:23Oh my god.
00:33:25Oh my god.
00:33:28Oh my god.
00:33:28That's the respect you deserve when you betray your teammates!
00:33:32Your boyfriend pissing all over your room!
00:33:37Fucker.
00:33:38It's still in your house.
00:33:38You're the one with no life,
00:33:40and you're the one who's a dumbest loser!
00:33:42Just like you and your stupid new friends!
00:33:46You good?
00:33:46It was a bit harsh at the end there.
00:33:49I really deserved it.
00:33:51So yeah, fuck you Billy and Daryl!
00:33:54Billy, Daryl!
00:33:56Get your picky hand off me!
00:33:59Help!
00:34:01Boo!
00:34:02Yeah.
00:34:03Hey!
00:34:07What is this?
00:34:08Virtual murder?
00:34:09Looks like a circle jerk to me.
00:34:11No, I'm not gonna murder you, kid.
00:34:13I'm gonna break all the other bones of the shitty old boys.
00:34:16Sam!
00:34:17Sam!
00:34:18My boss!
00:34:18Yes, Sam?
00:34:19I'm a part.
00:34:20We're so sorry!
00:34:22You boys have to wrestle, huh?
00:34:27Get down my arm!
00:34:28Let him go!
00:34:29Don't worry, you're not real, it's just wrestling.
00:34:31Let go of us!
00:34:33Sam, he's gonna break my fucking arm!
00:34:34Help me out here!
00:34:36You're like my moves, don't you Sam?
00:34:40You fucking asshole.
00:34:42Hey, why don't you see Dallas break this kid's fucking arm?
00:34:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:34:48You, you, you're choking man?
00:34:50Oh, come on!
00:34:51No man, I'm not fucking doing it, huh?
00:34:53Dallas!
00:34:54Dallas!
00:34:55Dallas!
00:34:57Stop!
00:34:57Fuck!
00:34:58Dallas!
00:35:00No!
00:35:01I'm not fucking doing that!
00:35:02Don't stop!
00:35:03Cow!
00:35:04I'm doing it myself!
00:35:06Help Billy, wait!
00:35:19est-ce que c'est un... un... un... un... un... un... un... un... un... un...
00:35:37Oh, I'm acting like a bunch of scared little kids! Just one of their stupid fucking pranks!
00:35:41The reason to break up the party-
00:35:48You can't do it inni...
00:35:50Get back off the top!
00:35:59Fuckin' putting down!
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00:36:31C'est parti !
00:37:04C'est parti !
00:37:32Gary !
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00:37:42Gary !
00:37:42Hey, you don't have this with my brother !
00:37:45Please help me ! Please, you have to do something !
00:37:49I took him to the water !
00:37:53God !
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00:40:42Gary !
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