00:00Gotta look good now
00:02Gotta have a hot body for all of my fans
00:05Gotta keep it high class
00:08I'm more subcultured and sophisticated
00:12Hashtag, you know I need girls
00:23Hey girl
00:25Hey
00:26So
00:27I went on this date last night
00:29Totally cool guy
00:31We slept together
00:32But I'm not into it
00:34He has Nickelback lyrics
00:37Tattooed on his back
00:42You missed my show last night
00:44Shoot, sorry
00:46When's the next one?
00:48Not sure
00:49Well, you are so talented
00:51And you are gonna have so many shows in the future
00:54So there are gonna be so many other chances
00:56For me to support you
00:58And cut
01:02That is a cut on rehearsal
01:04Everyone please stand by
01:07Well that was painful to watch
01:10Yeah
01:11I'd rather throw myself down a never ending staircase
01:14And watch that again
01:16I'd rather have someone
01:17I'd rather have someone mansplain Bitcoin
01:19To me than have to watch that again
01:21I'd rather have full body plastic surgery
01:24Done by Dr. Oz
01:25To look like Steve Buscemi
01:27But as a burn victim
01:28And then fly to the Amazon basin while still healing
01:31And dip in the river until a kandaroo ruins my urethra
01:34And then the shitty ass song
01:35You're beautiful by James Blunt plays in the background
01:37On one of those terrible boom boxes
01:39Held by one of those creepy ass puppets from the Dark Crystal series
01:42Okay, okay big fella
01:43We got it
01:45We're all on the same page
01:48Let's go
01:50Ladies
01:50Ladies
01:52That was something
01:55You did it again
01:56Everybody's talking about it
01:59What I just saw on those monitors
02:02Never gonna forget it
02:04Now let's remember
02:05You two are like sisters
02:07You love each other
02:08Right?
02:09But right now that friendship
02:10It's in the fucking gunner
02:12So the stakes are high
02:13You know
02:15Think Betty Davis and Joan Crawford
02:20Mary-Kate and Ashley
02:22Oh, I love that
02:24So cute
02:25Yeah
02:28What a nightmare
02:30You're right
02:30I'm a phone
02:31I'm a phone
02:31I'm a phone
02:33Because you know you do
02:35No
02:36Everyone, please stand by
02:40What'd I miss?
02:41Everything?
02:42I can't believe you
02:44What? I had to pee
02:47I made a quick stop at Crafty
02:49Sue me
02:50You are just
02:51Seriously so unreliable
02:53Oh, that's why you broke up with me, right?
02:56Yeah, totally
02:57And a plethora of other reasons
02:58Like, um
02:59I don't know, how about you cheating on me?
03:02Or maybe you broke up with me on New Years
03:04Look, let's not talk about that here
03:06We are working
03:06Let's just go in there
03:07Do our jobs
03:08And be fucking professionals
03:11Sounds great and fucking dandy to me
03:14Hmm
03:17All set?
03:19Action on rehearsal
03:20You missed my show last night
03:23Shoot
03:24Sorry
03:25When's the next one?
03:27Not sure
03:28Not sure
03:29You are so talented
03:30And you are gonna have so many shows in the future
03:33So there are gonna be so many other chances for me to support you
03:37You really think I'm talented?
03:39Well, you're always very hysterical with me
03:41So, you know
03:42Hey!
03:43That was a joke
03:44I do so much for you
03:46And don't ask for anything in return
03:48So when I ask you to show up and support
03:50Maybe just be a decent friend
03:52And do it
03:54You're right
03:55Come here
03:56Come here
03:56Come here
03:58I'm sorry
04:01Um
04:02I think that
04:04Oh my god
04:07Don't be mad
04:08I got us a cat
04:10I'm allergic
04:12You are?
04:13Yes
04:14We've been best friends since the third grade
04:17You know I'm allergic to cats
04:19What's wrong with you?
04:20Well
04:21We are just gonna have to figure this out
04:23Figure this out?
04:25What is there to figure out?
04:27See, I told you you're hysterical
04:31You are the worst best friend that I have ever had
04:35And cut!
04:37The only thing that would make this better is massive amounts of cocaine
04:42Yeah, but we gotta move on
04:43Okay, fine, fine
04:45Alright, thank you very much everybody
04:46Let's get second team in here
04:48Second team!
04:59Okay, fine
05:03The eucalyptus is a really nice touch
05:05Actually
05:14Alright, let's go to one and get your marks
05:16Hey, do you mind just standing on your mark you hit when you grab the carrot?
05:20Yeah, sure, no problem
05:25Okay
05:26Okay
05:31I'm sorry
05:32Could you move forward please?
05:37Could you just stand still?
05:40Stop drifting
05:41Yes, my fault
05:42Stop drifting
05:44That would be fantastic
05:48Okay
05:48Okay
05:49Are we all set?
05:50We're set
05:50Great
05:51We will start and stop
05:52Alright
05:53Back to one
05:56And action on rehearsal
05:58Hey girl
05:59Hey
06:02Bitch
06:04Wait, was that in the script?
06:07Okay, let's hold
06:08Was that good for camera?
06:09No, this is tricky, dude
06:11One continuous shot
06:12No, this is tricky, dude
06:12I really need us to just do one run from top to finish so I can work through this
06:16Okay, let's start at one and go all the way through
06:18Just normal pacing
06:20Set your lines, set your marks
06:21No need to act
06:23Okay, and
06:24Action on rehearsal
06:26Hey girl
06:29Hey
06:31I went on a date last night
06:33Totally cool guy
06:35We slept together
06:36Not into it though
06:38His Nickelback lyrics tattooed on his back
06:42But you're in a guy's now?
06:44That's not in the script
06:46You missed my show last night
06:48Shoot
06:49Sorry
06:50When's the next one?
06:52Well, I'm not used to you saying sorry
06:54I was expecting a different story
06:57But this time I'm mistaken for giving you a heart worth breaking
07:00Did she just quote a Nickelback song?
07:03You think I know?
07:05Did you?
07:06Were those the lyrics that were tattooed on his back?
07:09Oh, and as far as my next show?
07:11I'm not sure
07:13Well, you're super talented so there are gonna be so many more shows in your future and so many more
07:18chances for me to support you
07:26Thank you
07:27You really think I'm talented?
07:30Well, you've always been very hysterical with me so, you know
07:40What the fuck?
07:43That was a joke
07:47I do a lot for you and I don't ask for much and when I ask you to show up
07:51and support me, maybe just be a decent person and do it!
07:54Don't worry
07:55Hey, you're right
07:56You're right, okay?
07:57Come here, come here, come here, okay? I'm sorry
07:59Okay
08:01Look
08:03I think that
08:05Oh, oh my god
08:06I got us a third roommate
08:10What?
08:11Yeah, don't kill me
08:12But
08:13Uh, this morning
08:14I adopted a cat
08:18You adopted a what?
08:19A cat
08:21He's so cute though
08:22I'm allergic
08:23You are?
08:24Well, we're just gonna have to figure this out
08:27Figure this out?
08:28What is there to figure out?
08:29I am your roommate and I can't live with a cat, what is wrong with you?
08:33I told you, you are so hysterical
08:35You are seriously the worst best friend I've ever fucking had
08:39I don't know
08:40God!
08:53Nice
09:05Nice
09:07Okay, well bitch, I know that is definitely not in the script
09:12First team!
09:24All of my fans
09:25Gotta keep it high class
09:27Now we're subcultured and sophisticated
09:30Cabernet, Earl Grey, Mocha hot latte
09:33Now we're on a diamond
09:34Oh my god, it's f***ing great
09:36Who felt cute?
09:37Might believe
09:39Hashtag Millennial Girls
09:57Have a wrong update
10:02That's the best friend in Berlin
10:05That's what I'm looking forward to
10:06Bye!
10:06Bye!
10:06Bye!
10:08Bye!
10:09Bye!
10:13Bye!
10:14Bye!
10:14Bye.
10:16Bye.
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