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00:00Hello, love. I was just waiting for a taxi. It's really cold outside. I couldn't possibly just come in and
00:08use your toilet for just a couple of minutes.
00:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, love, of course, love. You're all right there, love?
00:16Yeah, hello, how are you?
00:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, love, make your way inside.
00:20Yeah, thank you. While I'm here, could I just ask you, do you go to church at all? Do you
00:26believe in Jesus Christ?
00:28Beg your pardon?
00:29You know, Jesus Christ, real Jesus Christ of Nazareth, do you believe in Jesus Christ?
00:34Sorry?
00:35Do you go to church at all?
00:37Why is this relevant?
00:38Oh, I just, you know, I've got a pamphlet here because...
00:41You know what, love, yeah? You can take your pamphlet, okay?
00:44Oh, no, no, no, no, it's all about love.
00:47And you've just opened the door because you've shown neighbourly love.
00:51You were like the Samaritan, the good Samaritan, like Jesus said.
00:54No, ultimately, yeah, you just said that you were cold and you need to use a bathroom.
00:57Yes, I do, actually.
00:57I can only put the kettle on for you.
00:59Yes, that's right.
01:00But, like, I think I've just been manipulated here by you.
01:05No, I don't think so. No, I really do need the toilet and I do need...
01:09No, no, no, hold on a minute. You only want it to come inside just...
01:11I do, yes, yes, I do need...
01:13Just to do your Jehovah Witnessing or whatever you're doing.
01:15No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, I am a Je...
01:16Yes, actually.
01:17Exactly, that's what you do.
01:18Well, I am a Jehovah Witness, but I'm also not lying. I do need the toilet and I do need
01:22to keep warm.
01:23No, seriously, do you believe in Jesus Christ?
01:26Because the real Jesus Christ came on the earth to actually teach about love and neighbourly love.
01:34And he was a good Samaritan, like you were a good Samaritan.
01:37You are a really good Samaritan. No, you really are a good Samaritan.
01:41Hello?
01:42If you don't open the door and you shut the door on someone, that's the devil's work.
01:47It's Satan.
01:49Satan is using you.
01:50Satan is manipulating you, not me manipulating you.
01:55No, sorry, you are going to go to hell if you do things like this.
01:58It's not very nice, is it?
01:59It's, you know, just think about what you're doing.
02:02So don't let Satan into your life.
02:04Please say no to Satan.
02:06Well, you know what, love?
02:06If you're saying I'm going to hell, I'll bloody see you there, love, all right?
02:10No, no, I'm talking about the real Satan.
02:13Hello?
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