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00:00Can you just get the f*** out of my house?
00:01No! This folder means I can evict you!
00:03Hello? Stu?
00:05Have you changed the locks?
00:06What are you doing at my house again?
00:08This is like the third time you're doing this. What's going on?
00:10Well, I can smell gas and I need to get in here as a part of my HOA duties.
00:14And did you change the locks? Because last time this key worked.
00:17She's been at my house so many times.
00:19Trying to break into my house. Somehow she has keys!
00:22There's no gas leaks. What are you doing here?
00:24He tried to push back, but Karen was just getting started.
00:27Right, but part of being a part of the Homeowners Association is that that's a shared responsibility and you're a
00:32part of a community.
00:33So therefore I need to be able to access your home.
00:35You can't just go grab someone's keys, go to their house with no alert and warning whatsoever, calling themselves Homeowners
00:42Association.
00:43Homeowners, my f***.
00:45You're not allowed to just grab keys and enter my house.
00:47Damn, that's part of the bylines, which I guess you didn't read when you signed the Homeowners Association.
00:52He tried to be reasonable. Now a more threatening approach was warranted.
00:56I will f***ing sue you, Sue, if you don't get the f*** out of my house.
00:59Go ahead, Tom. I'm not afraid of you.
01:02She's spying at me through my own windows, telling me I'm not allowed to have a dog.
01:07I'm going to deal with her. This has gotten out of hand.
01:11What the f*** is she doing?
01:13I'm recording you.
01:14Oh God, she's f***ing crazy.
01:16She's f***ing crazy.
01:18Are you crazy?
01:20Your house looks terrible.
01:21Take that shirt and that folder and go to a different house.
01:23She'd clearly come for revenge, and this was about to get personal.
01:27Get the f*** out of...
01:28If your home didn't look so terrible, it's looked bad since you moved in.
01:31I'm getting so many...
01:31What do you want? What do you want?
01:33I want you to clean your home.
01:35I want you to get the f*** out of my house. That's what I want.
01:37You always come here to tell me, like, go cut your grass or boil your kettle.
01:41What do you want?
01:41Yes, because you clearly are incapable of doing these things.
01:43What do you do in your life? Like, are you jobless? Are you just a housewife? What are you doing?
01:47Excuse you. No, I'm not jobless.
01:48One, being a housewife is a job.
01:50And no, two, I'm too busy keeping track of all the things you haven't done.
01:52She had a score to settle, and she was going to get every grievance off her chest.
01:57Your dog keeps yapping. Your mailbox is overflowing.
02:00These windows are filthy. There is going to be a fine to pay if you do not fix this.
02:05You want to talk about me not having a job?
02:06Firstly, relax, Sue.
02:07Don't insult me.
02:08Relax, Sue.
02:09I'm not going to relax.
02:10Your job...
02:11You can't take care of your home, and you insulted me.
02:13No, you clearly don't have it. Your job is to talk a bit. That's what your job is.
02:17No, it's not. It's a free country.
02:18You're doing your job, and that is talking...
02:20With that, they'd both lost the pretense of a house inspection, and the gloves were off.
02:26No, it's not that shit. I'm not talking.
02:28Sue, you talk so much.
02:30I have this binder. Do you see this?
02:32You're home.
02:32Get a real job.
02:33I have a real job.
02:34What is it, talking...
02:35Get the fuck out of here.
02:36Can you just get the fuck out of my house?
02:38No, no.
02:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:39Do you know what this folder means?
02:40This folder means I can evict you.
02:42Do not say that I don't have a job.
02:44Sue needs help.
02:45No, no, I'm not.
02:47Sue needs help.
02:47Sue needs help.
02:49God damn.
02:51What do you want me to do with you?
02:53I don't want you to do anything with me, sir.
02:55I want you to clean your damn home.
02:56I want you to get the fuck out of my house for the last goddamn time.
02:59It's not happening when you clearly don't deserve to have it.
03:02Are you actually...
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