00:00Hiya!
00:01Are you alright there?
00:02Yeah.
00:02We wasn't expecting you.
00:04Oh no.
00:05Have we got an inspection or something?
00:06Well, we've had an unexpected phone call from my son.
00:10Okay.
00:11And you know he's only just got married to one of you guys.
00:13Sorry?
00:14He's got married to one of you lot.
00:16She's lovely.
00:17She's lovely.
00:18What do you mean by that?
00:19Yeah, you know.
00:20She's Pakistani.
00:22Or something like that.
00:23Okay, okay, yeah, okay.
00:24Something like that.
00:25Okay, yeah.
00:26Well, anyway, got this call.
00:28Yeah.
00:29And they're coming over.
00:31Okay.
00:31They've been in Prague.
00:32Okay.
00:33And still, what do you want me to do?
00:34Yeah.
00:35Well, what I'd like you to do, and I've already done it.
00:39I've booked you and your lovely wife and the kids.
00:42Two nights in a hotel just in Dunstable.
00:46Okay.
00:46What for?
00:47Yeah.
00:47A couple of nights.
00:48A couple of nights away.
00:51Okay.
00:51And what I'm going to do, my son and his lovely wife, I'm going to pop in here for
00:58a couple of nights.
01:00And you're going to be in the hotel.
01:02And do you know what?
01:03I might even throw in a, I might throw in a meal for you as well.
01:07Hello, darling.
01:09So a couple of nights, I've booked you in.
01:14Probably, yeah.
01:15Tonight.
01:16Tonight, if possible.
01:17Tonight, if possible.
01:20And...
01:20For what reason?
01:22Tonight.
01:22Well, they're going to come here.
01:25Who?
01:26My son and his new wife.
01:29Okay.
01:29You remember I own this house.
01:31Yeah, yeah.
01:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:33So I own this house.
01:35Yeah.
01:35And I've booked you and your wife and the kids into the hotel.
01:40And my son and his beautiful wife, they're going to be in here.
01:46Yeah, okay.
01:46Yeah.
01:47I understand all of that.
01:48Good.
01:49But...
01:50That's great.
01:51Yeah, yeah.
01:51But hold a minute.
01:51We live here.
01:54You rent.
01:55Yeah, yeah.
01:55We rent here.
01:56We rent here.
01:57But it's still like pretty much our home, you know.
01:59All of our stuff's here, you know.
02:01Where are we going to put all of our stuff?
02:02We've got a loft.
02:03The loft.
02:05This is a five bedroom house.
02:09Well...
02:10Put your precious stuff in the loft.
02:15I mean, you can leave your settee and your beds and all of that.
02:20I mean, they'll change the beds, obviously, for the couple of nights.
02:24But, um...
02:25Yeah, but why couldn't they set your house?
02:28Oh, no.
02:30No.
02:31We're...
02:32We're...
02:33We...
02:33I don't like...
02:34You know, I don't like sharing the house, to be honest.
02:37You know, I know it's my son and his beautiful new bride, but, um...
02:41Who's one of us lot?
02:43Is one of you.
02:44One of...
02:44Sorry, I don't mean...
02:45Yeah, you know.
02:47One of...
02:47Yeah, well, yeah.
02:47One of your tribe...
02:49Not a tribe.
02:50Tribe.
02:50He's one of our tribe.
02:52What do you call it, then?
02:54You're...
02:54It's an...
02:55I understand.
02:55I understand.
02:56Yeah.
02:57Yeah.
02:57So, that's it, basically.
02:58You're in the hotel.
03:00Yeah.
03:00If you want to hand packing...
03:03If you want to hand...
03:04You know...
03:05Yeah.
03:05To pack things...
03:07I'll bring the van.
03:09I'll bring the van.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Come on.
03:12This is, um...
03:13So, I've booked you in.
03:13You can check into the hotel, uh...
03:16I think, from about three...
03:18So, why can't they stay in the hotel?
03:20Hm?
03:21Why can't they stay in the hotel?
03:22And because...
03:23This is my house.
03:25Heh.
03:26You...
03:27You know...
03:28You rent from me.
03:29This is my house.
03:31Yeah.
03:31I understand.
03:33And my...
03:33Rules.
03:33But we have an agreement.
03:35We haven't, uh...
03:35But we have an...
03:36It's...
03:36Yeah, it's your rules.
03:37But you can't change the rules.
03:39We have a contract.
03:40A legally binding contract.
03:42Which says that I live here.
03:44If all the rent is paid...
03:45The rent is paid.
03:46Yeah?
03:47Okay.
03:48Yeah.
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