00:00I've come to pick up Doreen.
00:02Okay, what for?
00:04We're going out for the evening.
00:07What did you say?
00:09We're going out for the evening, going to a hotel.
00:13Mate, that's my grandma.
00:16That's okay, I don't mind.
00:18Yeah, she knows I'm coming.
00:19She knows we've arranged it.
00:21Okay, and what do you plan on doing with my grandma?
00:24Well, we're going for a nice meal, and then we're going to the hotel.
00:27I mean, use your imagination, really, hopefully.
00:32What do you mean, use my imagination?
00:34What do you mean?
00:34What are you guys going to do at a hotel?
00:36Why can't you drop her off back here?
00:38What do consenting adults usually do in a hotel on their own?
00:42Okay, well, can't you just bring her back here instead of taking her to a hotel?
00:47Well, no, the hotel's booked now.
00:49She wanted to do it.
00:51Yeah, I've done it for her.
00:52Booked a really nice hotel.
00:53She'll love it.
00:55Okay, that's a bit weird, mate.
00:56That's my grandma.
00:58Yeah, well, it might be weird to you, but it's not to your grandma.
01:01She was loving it.
01:05Thank you, partner.
01:06What did you say?
01:07Well, she was loving your idea of spending the night with me.
01:12Okay, but she's 86 years old.
01:16Yeah, well, that's not a problem.
01:18Yeah, I'm getting that way myself.
01:20Not quite as old as that.
01:22But yeah, 86, that's not a problem.
01:24Yeah, but mate, that's my actual grandma, like.
01:27Yeah, well, she was on a special site that I saw her on and I contacted her and she said
01:33she was well up for it.
01:36Yeah.
01:39There's a man here.
01:43Sorry, buddy.
01:44What's your name again?
01:45Yeah, it's Nick.
01:48How old are you, buddy?
01:50Yeah, I'm 66.
01:53Gran, he's 66.
01:58What do you mean you weren't young me?
02:00That's a bit weird.
02:03I thought you were looking after the kids.
02:06That's great, isn't it?
02:09Alright, mate, shall we be down in 10 minutes, yeah?
02:11Yeah, 10 minutes?
02:12Tell her, hurry up.
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