00:00Happily Ever After Potion, Maximum Strength, for you and your true love.
00:06If one of you drinks this, you both will be fine, happiness, comfort, and beauty divine.
00:11You both will be fine?
00:13I guess it means it'll affect you on it too.
00:16Hey man, this don't feel right. My ducky senses are tingling all over, so why don't you just drop that
00:21jug of voodoo and let's get out of here.
00:22It says beauty divine. How bad can it be?
00:26Hey, let's see.
00:28Aha, see you're allergic to that stuff. You're gonna have a reaction.
00:31And if you think that I'm gonna be smearing paper rub all over your chest, think again.
00:35Boss, just in case there is something wrong with the potion, allow me to take the first sip.
00:40It would be an honor to lay my life on the line for you.
00:43No, no, no, no, no. I don't think so.
00:46If there's gonna be any animal testing, I'm gonna do it. That's the best great job.
00:50Now give me that bottle.
00:56How do you feel?
00:58Well, I don't feel it either. I look any different.
01:02You seem to look like an ass to me.
01:05Maybe it doesn't work on duckies.
01:08Well, here's to us, Fiona.
01:12Trick! Trick that there's no going back.
01:14I know.
01:15But no more wallowing in the mud?
01:17I know!
01:17And no more itchy butt crack?
01:18I know!
01:19But you love being a...
01:24But I love Fiona more.
01:28Shrek, no! Wait!
01:36Oh, I didn't kill that.
01:41Really?
01:42No, you got to beat Shrek.
01:44I think you grabbed a body of antivirus.
01:46Maybe it's a die.
01:48Or maybe Fiona and I were never meant to be.
01:51You think?
01:52No.
01:53What?
01:55What did I tell you?
01:57I think I've got something coming on.
01:58I don't want to die.
01:59I don't want to die.
02:01I don't want to die.
02:02Oh, sweet sister, mother of mercy.
02:04I'm melting!
02:05I'm melting!
02:07It's just the rain.
02:08Yeah.
02:09All right.
02:10All right.
02:11All right.
02:11All right.
02:16All right.
02:17All right.
02:17All right.
02:17All right.
02:17I'm done.
02:18All right.
02:44All right.
02:50Oh, Shrek, don't worry, things just seem bad
02:52because it's dark and rainy and he don't want his father
02:55to hide us because he's hitman and wacky.
02:57He'll be dead in the morning.
02:59Let's see.
03:00The sun will come out.
03:06That's your bottom.
03:08My bottom.
03:09I'm coming, Elizabeth.
03:10Donkey?
03:11Donkey?
03:12Are you okay?
03:13Are you all right?
03:15Hey, bud.
03:16Oh, darts.
03:17Donkey?
03:20Oh, darts.
03:21Hey, how?
03:27There you are.
03:28We missed your dinner.
03:30What is it, Tommy?
03:32Dad, I've been thinking about what you said.
03:37And I'm going to set things right.
03:39Oh, excellent.
03:40That's my go.
03:41It was a mistake to bring Shrek here.
03:44I'm going to go out and find him.
03:46And then we're going to go back to the swamp when we belong.
03:53Yoda, please.
03:55Let's stop being rash, darling.
03:56You can't go anywhere right now.
04:00Yoda.
04:01Yoda.
04:02Yoda.
04:02Yoda.
04:02Yoda.
04:02Yoda.
04:04Yoda.
04:05Yoda.
04:06Yoda.
04:09Yoda.
04:11Yoda.
04:13Yoda.
04:14Yoda.
04:14Yoda.
04:17Yoda.
04:18Yoda.
04:29Yoda.
