00:00What up?
00:02It's you and me and...
00:08Two can be as bad as one.
00:11Donkey!
00:12Shrek!
00:13Fiona!
00:13Where aren't you two a sight for sore eyes?
00:15Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine!
00:19And look at you, Memphis Shrek!
00:21How about a side of sugar for the sea?
00:22Donkey, what are you doing there?
00:24I was just taking care of your love nest for you!
00:26Oh, you mean like sorting the mail?
00:29Oh, and watering the plants!
00:31Yeah, and feeding the fish!
00:32I don't have any fish!
00:33You do now?
00:34I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona!
00:36That Shrek is arrested!
00:38Get your...
00:39Oh, will you look at the time?
00:40Well, I guess you better be going.
00:42Wait a minute, don't you want to tell me all about the Shrek?
00:43Well, how about a game of Parcheesi?
00:46Actually, Donkey, shouldn't you be getting home to Dragon?
00:50Oh, yeah, that...
00:52I don't know, she's been all moody and stuff lately.
00:55So I thought I'd move back in with you guys!
00:57Well, you know, we're always happy to see you, Donkey.
01:00But Fiona and I are married now.
01:03We need a little time, you know, to be together.
01:06Right.
01:08Just with each other.
01:11Alone.
01:12Say no more, say no more, you don't have to worry about a thing.
01:15I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you!
01:18Donkey!
01:18Yes, Rumi.
01:19You're bothering me.
01:22Oh, okay, alright, cool.
01:24I guess, uh, me and Pinocchio was just gonna try to catch a tournament anyway, so, uh, maybe I'll see
01:30you all Sunday.
01:32I'll see you Sunday, man.
01:35He'll be fine.
01:37Now, where were we?
01:39Who?
01:41I think I remember.
01:45It's Donkey!
01:46Ah!
01:46I know, I know, alone!
01:48I'm going!
01:49I'm going!
01:49Hey, but what do you want me to tell you another guy?
01:51People outside.
02:02Enough.
02:03Seriously?
02:06Ahem.
02:07Dearest Princess Fiona, you are hereby summoned to the kingdom of Far, Far Away for a royal ball in celebration
02:17of your marriage.
02:18At which time, the king will bestow his royal blessing upon you and your, uh, Prince Charming.
02:28Love, the king and queen of Far, Far Away.
02:32K-K-A, Mom and Dad.
02:34Mom and Dad?
02:36Prince Charming.
02:37Oh, oh!
02:38Can I come?
02:39We're not going.
02:40What?
02:41I mean, don't you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this?
02:47Well, you might be a bit surprised.
02:49But they're my parents, Shrek.
02:51They love me.
02:52And don't worry, they're gonna love you too.
02:55Yeah, right?
02:56Somehow I don't think I'll be welcome at the country club.
02:58Will you stop it?
02:59They're not like that.
03:00Then how do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club band?
03:04Oh, come on!
03:05You could at least give them a chance.
03:07Oh, to do what?
03:08Sharpen their pitchforks?
03:09No!
03:10They just want to give you their blessing.
03:12Oh, great.
03:14Now I need their blessing?
03:16Well, if you want to be a part of this family, yes.
03:18And who says I want to be part of this family?
03:20Uh, you did?
03:22When you married me?
03:23Well, there's some fine print for you.
03:25Oh!
03:26So that's it.
03:27You won't come.
03:28Trust me, it's a bad idea.
03:30We are not going, and that's final.
03:33I don't know.
03:33If you could play off with a new Youtube channel,
