00:01Shh, quiet, sit the camera.
00:06Good morning, sleepyhead.
00:08Good morning.
00:09I love your kitty.
00:11Oh, my head.
00:13Here, I fetched you a pill of water.
00:15Oh, thanks.
00:22You're a man now.
00:24A cute button nose?
00:27Thick, wavy locks?
00:30Top round buttocks.
00:33I'm, I'm...
00:34I'll say.
00:36I'm Jill.
00:36What's your name?
00:37Um, Shrek.
00:38Shrek?
00:39Wow.
00:40Are you from Europe?
00:41You're so tense.
00:42I want to rub a shoulder.
00:43I got it covered.
00:44Thanks.
00:44I don't have anything to rub with.
00:46Get in line.
00:47Have you ladies seen my donkey?
00:49Who are you calling donkey?
00:51You're a horse.
00:53You're a...
00:53A giant baby.
00:55I can win it.
00:57I can count.
00:59Look at me, Shrek.
01:00I'm trying.
01:02That's some quality potion.
01:04What's in that stuff?
01:05Oh, don't take a potion, Mr. Bosses.
01:07Very bad.
01:09Warning.
01:10Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping.
01:14Not intended for heart patients or those.
01:16I'm nervous.
01:17I'm sorry.
01:17Shut this place.
01:18Shut, shut, shut this place.
01:20Yeah.
01:22What?
01:23Signor, to make the effect of this potion permanent, the drinker must obtain his true love's kiss.
01:29I'm on midnight.
01:31Midnight?
01:32Why is it always midnight?
01:33Pick me.
01:34I'll be your true love.
01:35I'll be your true love.
01:36I'll be true.
01:37Enough.
01:38Look, ladies, I already have a true love.
01:42Now take it from me, boss.
01:44You're going to have one satisfied princess.
01:47Yeah, let's face it.
01:48You are a laddie of your own ass.
01:50And inside, you're still the same old mean salty asian.
01:53Can't take your ass the same.
01:54All right, then.
01:54Foul, angry ogre you always be.
01:56And you're still the same annoying donkey.
01:58Yeah.
02:03Well, look out, princess.
02:04Here comes the new me.
02:07First things first.
02:09We need to get you out of those hands.
02:15Ready?
02:15Ready.
02:21Try it off.
02:21Stop.
02:22Oh, God, help me, please.
02:24I'm right today, love.
02:25I'm blind.
02:26I'm blind.
02:27Tell it you will ever be able to play the pilot again.
02:28Oh, you poor creature.
02:30Is there anything I can do for you?
02:33Well, I guess it's worth it.
02:35Take off the pilot wing and step away from it.
02:37I'm not going to pick you up.
02:41Not bad.
02:43Not bad at all.
02:44What?
02:52Hmm.
03:00Thank you, gentlemen.
03:00Thank you, gentlemen.
03:01Someday I will repay you.
03:03Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget.
03:07You're a hero.
03:08Hey, what are you?
03:08Hey, you, you're a pig.
03:09I'm with a pan.
03:10How do you think about this?
03:12How do you think about this?
