00:10What's going on?
00:11Oh, really?
00:13Hey, buddy.
00:16Working hard or aren't we working, eh, man?
00:27Oh, hey, now you want to get your fine premium footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face?
00:32Well, you don't exactly smell like a basket of roasts.
00:39Well, one of these has got to help.
00:41Oh, I was just going to cook this very bland.
00:43Already our minds have become one.
00:46Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48Listen, if we need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.
00:51Shrek, this is a bad idea.
00:53Look, make yourself useful and go keep watch.
00:56Puss, do you think you can get to those on top?
00:59No problema, boss.
01:00One of my nine lives, I was the great cat burglar of Santiago de Compostela.
01:06Shrek, are you off your nut?
01:07Donkey, keep watch.
01:09Keep watch?
01:10Yeah, keep watch.
01:10What's this?
01:12What do you think?
01:14What do you think?
01:17What do you see?
01:18Don't stool softener?
01:20Oh, yeah, you're right.
01:21I'm sure a knife BM is the perfect solution for marital problems.
01:24Alfred Seltzer?
01:25Uh-uh.
01:26Hexlax?
01:27No.
01:28Try handsome.
01:30Sorry, no handsome.
01:33Hey, how about a half a year after?
01:36Yeah, that's what.
01:36Well, what does he do?
01:38He says, beauty divine.
01:41Really?
01:41You know, in some cultures, duckies are revered as the wights of all creatures.
01:44Okay.
01:45Especially as talking more people.
01:47Donkey!
01:50That'll have to do.
01:51We've got company.
01:57You made a bagel.
01:59What do you look at all with this?
02:00This is a matter of a little.
02:03Hey!
02:04You're a matter of a little.
02:07Hey!
02:09Hey!
02:11Hey!
02:11Oh, ho!
02:13What's catch, Donkey?
02:14Ah, finally.
02:15No use for your mouth.
02:18Hey!
02:19Hey!
02:21Hey!
02:23Hey!
02:24Hey!
02:27Hey!
02:28Hey!
02:28Hey!
02:41Hey!
02:47Hey!
03:20Look, I don't care whose fault it is, just get this place beamed up.
03:25Yes, darling.
03:26And somebody bring me something deep-fried and smothered in chocolate.
03:31Mother!
03:33Charming, sweetheart.
03:34Oh, this isn't a good time, pumpkin.
03:37Mama's working.
03:38Well, what happened here?
03:39The ogre, that's what.
03:41What?
03:42Where is he, Mama?
03:43I shall rend his head from his shoulders.
03:45I will smite him where he stands.
03:48He will rue the very day.
03:50He stole my kingdom from me.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Oh, put it away, Q.
03:54You're still going to be king.
03:56We're just going to have to come up with something smarter, that's all.
03:59Pardon?
04:00Um, everything is accounted for Fairy Godmother.
04:03Except for one potion.
04:05What?
04:07Oh.
04:09I don't believe we can make this work to our advantage.
