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00:01:26Oh my god
00:01:40And now through me
00:01:43I try and cut through the tendons
00:01:46Penetrate from bone to bone
00:01:49That white mint mane
00:01:52You're my candy cane
00:01:54And my heart's tethered to you
00:01:56Never chose this life
00:01:59This life on the streets
00:02:04This life on the streets
00:02:09This life on the streets
00:02:14This life on the streets
00:02:16This life on the streets
00:02:45Okay, Ronaldo
00:02:47Just hold tight
00:02:48This will only take about a few more hours
00:02:51I cannot wait to see what my penis looks like through your eye
00:02:55Well, every time I draw one of these
00:02:57I see something new and beautiful
00:02:59It is the only thing that keeps me going
00:03:03That and obviously the love for my child
00:03:07Hold on one sec
00:03:08Alistair!
00:03:10Alistair!
00:03:11Can we deal with that?
00:03:12I am so sorry
00:03:14Daddy duty calls
00:03:15Oh please
00:03:16Don't apologize
00:03:17I understand
00:03:18You draw when you can
00:03:20And you father when you have to
00:03:22Thank you so much for understanding
00:03:23Alistair is a lucky guy
00:03:25But if you ever feel like jumping ship
00:03:28And going for a ride
00:03:29And the USS Orlando
00:03:31Fox ship
00:03:32The ship that is my cock
00:03:34If you ever want to get away
00:03:35And have sex time in a maritime location
00:03:38Any of this making sense?
00:03:40You're cute
00:03:40You're cute
00:03:41Very cute
00:03:41No, it doesn't make sense
00:03:44You never helped me
00:03:46Well, I suspect you know the way out
00:03:50It is the same as where you came in from
00:03:51The door
00:03:52Remember the door?
00:03:53Remember when you came in?
00:03:55Oh yes, the door
00:03:56Yeah, I'm sorry
00:03:57Alright, see ya
00:03:59Okay
00:03:59No, that's not how we use a door
00:04:01Oh, look
00:04:02That is not a book
00:04:03It's like a fucking visual right there
00:04:05That is a book
00:04:05Okay
00:04:06You are bad at using doors
00:04:08Thank you so much
00:04:08How did I get here again?
00:04:10I don't know
00:04:11I'm not a spy
00:04:12But I assume you took the train
00:04:13Oh, you went through on the train?
00:04:14Okay
00:04:14Okay, bye
00:04:17Alistair?
00:04:19Alistair?
00:04:20Alistair?
00:04:21Are you okay?
00:04:22Alistair?
00:04:23Alistair
00:04:23What?
00:04:24What?
00:04:24What happened?
00:04:26Eddie's crying
00:04:26Oh, oh I know
00:04:28I was on my way to him and I must have dozed off
00:04:32Yeah, because you have like narcolepsy
00:04:34And you need to see a doctor because you're always falling asleep
00:04:37Oh Adam
00:04:37It's not narcolepsy
00:04:39It's comfort
00:04:40Ever since that tragic accident severed my spine
00:04:43I haven't been able to use my legs
00:04:45Yeah, I know all of this
00:04:46I thought I would want to die
00:04:48And then I realized just how comfortable it is
00:04:51It's like I'm floating on clouds
00:04:54It's just sometimes I fall asleep
00:04:57Yeah, I get it
00:04:57We all fall asleep
00:04:58Everything falls asleep, okay?
00:04:59The problem is you fall asleep when you're not supposed to fall asleep
00:05:01Like in the daytime
00:05:02Alistair, are you kidding me?
00:05:04Okay, are you falling asleep like this when I'm at work
00:05:06And you're supposed to be watching the baby?
00:05:07No, I would never
00:05:11Except all the times that I do
00:05:21Come here, you
00:05:22Come here, you
00:05:23Come here, you
00:05:24Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the playpen thingy, didn't you?
00:05:29Come here
00:05:29Come here, you
00:05:31Are you hungry?
00:05:32Are you hungry?
00:05:33Okay, you want some berry milk?
00:05:35Yeah
00:05:36Blow down, Mr. Diarrhea
00:05:38You're gonna have a stomachache if you keep drinking like that
00:05:41I think he wants you to tell him his favorite story
00:05:43The one about how I came to Los Angeles alone and pregnant
00:05:46He loves it
00:05:47All right, well, it all started a few years ago
00:05:50Hold on
00:05:50Tell it with the pictures
00:05:52Want the pictures?
00:05:53All right
00:05:54All right, you like the pictures
00:05:56Okay
00:05:56It all started a few years ago in Quadsack, New Hampshire
00:06:00It was just going to be a camping trip with some friends
00:06:03But then we were attacked by a horrible cult
00:06:06That was sacrificing young frat men to a Yeti
00:06:09That was your other daddy, Eddie
00:06:11That's right
00:06:12You see, the Yeti, he was controlled by the cult via a magical spell
00:06:16He didn't want to do bad things
00:06:18He didn't want to hurt anyone
00:06:19He just wanted to be loved
00:06:20And, uh, that's where I came in
00:06:22Hey, language
00:06:24Into the picture, Alistair
00:06:26All right
00:06:27I fell madly in love with your father right away
00:06:30Before I met him, I was just an abusive, homophobic asshole
00:06:35And your father, he, uh, showed me my true self
00:06:41He showed me how to love
00:06:43This is, uh, this is the hardest part of the story, buddy
00:06:47Your father was shot
00:06:50Shot through the heart
00:06:51By a fearless Yeti hunter
00:06:54And, uh, even though our relationship, it was short
00:06:58It was very physical
00:06:59And it was very passionate
00:07:01And I ended up like a lot of girls
00:07:03I was pregnant
00:07:05I was pregnant with you
00:07:07And you looked just like
00:07:08You looked just like him
00:07:10And then what happened?
00:07:12Well, everyone else was brutally murdered
00:07:14So, your Uncle Dick and I
00:07:16We ended up moving out to Los Angeles
00:07:18To start a new life
00:07:19And, uh, local dumb cripple
00:07:21He helped us find an apartment
00:07:22And through him, we met Alistair
00:07:24And Uncle Dick lives next door
00:07:27Oh, my God
00:07:33What's wrong?
00:07:34It's not working
00:07:35You're terrible at this
00:07:36I've never had any complaints before you
00:07:38I've never had a problem finishing before you
00:07:41My last girlfriend would do this
00:07:43Oh, well, I'm sorry
00:07:45I can't just stick a machete into my hoo-ha and yell
00:07:47I'm your murdered ex-girlfriend, Deborah
00:07:49Can't
00:07:50Or won't
00:07:51Why are we always fighting?
00:07:54I don't know
00:07:54It's not you
00:07:56It's me
00:07:57Hey, don't be so hard on yourself
00:07:59You're right
00:08:00It is you
00:08:01Hey
00:08:01No, sorry
00:08:02You're right
00:08:03Uh, you were right
00:08:05The first time
00:08:06Not the second time
00:08:07It's me
00:08:08You know how I was betrayed
00:08:10What if I never fully love again?
00:08:12Are you saying you don't fully love me now?
00:08:16Your words
00:08:16They're not mine
00:08:17Where are you going?
00:08:18I'm gonna take a walk
00:08:19So we're not gonna talk about this
00:08:20You're just gonna run off
00:08:22I said walk
00:08:23I'm not gonna run
00:08:25Do you know how crazy that is?
00:08:26I'd be exhausted
00:08:27You and your secrets
00:08:29What if I were to tell you
00:08:30That there are things about me
00:08:31That you don't know?
00:08:32That's ridiculous
00:08:33You're a girl
00:08:35Girls don't have secrets
00:08:36Anyway
00:08:37This is all
00:08:41About me right now
00:08:44Catch you on the flop side
00:08:45It's flip side
00:08:47Whatever
00:08:49Dick
00:08:52Mr. Watch his head
00:08:53Oh, hey
00:08:54Hey
00:08:54Uncle Dick
00:08:55Hi Eddie
00:08:58What's up guys?
00:08:59The boys were just walking me to work
00:09:02You wanna join?
00:09:03Yeah
00:09:03I came over here to talk anyway
00:09:05Is everything okay?
00:09:07No, dude
00:09:08No
00:09:09Uh oh
00:09:10Sounds gnar
00:09:11Just don't get it
00:09:13Linda's pretty
00:09:14She's beautiful
00:09:17She's pretty
00:09:18Probably some other stuff too
00:09:20But something's just missing
00:09:22Is this about your evil dead ex-girlfriend Deborah?
00:09:26I think about her all the time
00:09:28Dying on the leaves in front of me
00:09:31Machete inside of her
00:09:33The light leaving her eyes
00:09:35Whoa
00:09:36What do we have here?
00:09:38I'm gonna kidnap that Yeti baby
00:09:41Do you know what it's like to
00:09:44Constantly be thinking about the person you lost
00:09:46But love more?
00:09:48Of course I do
00:09:49It's kinda messed up
00:09:51But I haven't even had an orgasm in years
00:09:53What?
00:09:54That's fucking bonkers
00:09:56I barely can stop coming
00:09:58I just jizz my pants
00:09:59Like right now
00:10:00I've just never found another woman who can compare, I guess
00:10:03I am sure there is another girl out there somewhere
00:10:07Like where?
00:10:12Oh my god
00:10:15I gotta go
00:10:16Wait, what?
00:10:17We're literally mid-conversation
00:10:18Can you believe this?
00:10:20Alistair?
00:10:21Alistair!
00:10:22Are we there?
00:10:23Oh, I'm sorry
00:10:24I must have
00:10:24You dozed off
00:10:25Yeah, you did
00:10:26Well, color my Floyd pink
00:10:28Because I am comfortably done
00:10:30Shut up
00:10:44Can I see the doctor now, please?
00:10:47The last time
00:10:47This ain't an urgent care facility no more
00:10:50Okay, I'll wait
00:10:52If you're gonna bleed
00:10:53At least bleed in room three
00:10:54The blood room
00:10:56Excuse me
00:10:57I'm looking for a girl
00:10:59Look, if you're another uptight mid-western father
00:11:03Whose little baby daughter
00:11:05Moved to the big city
00:11:06With big dreams
00:11:08But no money in her pocket
00:11:10Then yeah
00:11:11She's probably here
00:11:12And she's probably up on that sweet pole
00:11:15Shaking her sweet, sweet sliz
00:11:17For some sweet, sweet, sweet sis
00:11:20What?
00:11:21Sis is my own personal sling
00:11:23For cash
00:11:24Oh, um
00:11:25Alright
00:11:25That's dumb
00:11:26But
00:11:26Sliz
00:11:28Means pussy
00:11:29But pussy
00:11:30Means
00:11:31Blah
00:11:32Nah
00:11:33Look
00:11:33I don't have a daughter
00:11:34So sorry for your loss
00:11:36No, no, no
00:11:36There's just
00:11:37There's a girl
00:11:38Who like
00:11:38She came in here like a minute ago
00:11:40Oh, a girl who walked in here like a minute ago
00:11:42That's Angel Snowflake
00:11:43She's in the jack-off place
00:11:45That's where girls show off their pee
00:11:49Look, uh, thanks for the info
00:11:51At least I can do after what happened to your daughter
00:11:53I don't have a daughter
00:11:54You've moved on
00:11:55I'm so proud of you
00:11:57What?
00:11:58Nah
00:11:59Alistair, I need to know that you can take care of Eddie while I'm at work
00:12:02Adam, you worry too much
00:12:03I do it all the time
00:12:05I know, but he's all I have
00:12:06We are all you have
00:12:08I know what I said
00:12:08Do not forget to feed him
00:12:09I know
00:12:10And his wipes are
00:12:11In the cabinet I can reach
00:12:13Adam, relax
00:12:14Nothing bad is gonna happen
00:12:16I know, I guess this is what overprotective sounds like
00:12:18All those people on the mommy blogs
00:12:20They're so right
00:12:21You've suffered so much loss
00:12:23It's only natural
00:12:24You don't have to apologize
00:12:26Thank you
00:12:26Alright, well, I'm gonna get to work at that bookstore right there
00:12:29So
00:12:29It looks closed
00:12:33Yeah, that's because I have to open it
00:12:35That's my job
00:12:36I work at a bookstore that I have to open
00:12:38How come we can't visit you?
00:12:40It's not wheelchair accessible
00:12:42I don't know
00:12:43Whatever reason you need
00:12:44Okay, come here, baby
00:12:46Mommy's gotta go to work, okay?
00:12:48You be good
00:12:49You
00:12:49Do not forget
00:12:50You can't feed him after midnight
00:12:52Just kidding, those are gremlins
00:12:54You
00:12:55Bye, mommy
00:12:56Eddie, say bye, mommy
00:12:58Bye, mommy
00:12:59Bye, mommy
00:13:01Bye, mommy
00:13:03Bye, Eddie
00:13:04Bye, mommy
00:13:04Bye, Eddie
00:13:06Bye, mommy
00:13:08Bye, Eddie
00:13:09Bye
00:13:10Bye, Eddie
00:13:11I'll also get the fuck out
00:13:12Bye, Eddie
00:13:20All right, asshole
00:13:21You're gonna fucking free base from the bathroom
00:13:25You gotta share
00:13:28Here we go
00:13:31Here we go
00:13:32Here we go
00:13:37Still got it
00:13:40Hey, homeless John, how you doing?
00:13:43Not so good
00:13:44I'm homeless
00:13:45You?
00:13:46I'm having the time of my fucking life, man
00:13:50Every day just keeps getting better
00:14:01Oh, if it isn't Adam
00:14:03The only person that brings joy in my otherwise dark existence
00:14:05I didn't know you were working tonight
00:14:07My baby won't feed itself
00:14:09Until it's older
00:14:10And knows how to use forks and knives, you idiot
00:14:12I respect the hell out of the fact that you are so constantly unkind to me
00:14:17Now, you march yourself up there and earn that baby some sweet, sweet sis
00:14:21Sis is what I like to call
00:14:23Cash?
00:14:24Yeah
00:14:24I know
00:14:27I define love by making love
00:14:29And by that definition I want to love you
00:14:31Rules are for tools who fall in line
00:14:34I'll fuck you right here in aisle nine
00:14:36Ooh, right next to the baby corn
00:14:38We'll do it like they do it in a gonzo porn
00:14:40Ooh, I want to check you out down there
00:14:42Plastic or paper or lay that
00:14:44So there's a time and a place for love
00:14:48And this is neither
00:14:50But we're doing it, yeah, we're doing it
00:15:02Ooh, I want to see the look in their eyes
00:15:06When we're going in and out, hearing in and out, burger
00:15:09And we're spilling all the vibes
00:15:15I can't finish
00:15:16I can't finish
00:15:18I'm your married ex-girlfriend, Debra
00:15:19I'm your married ex-girlfriend, Debra
00:15:21I'm your married ex-girlfriend, Debra
00:15:23Oh my god
00:15:24Boogity boogity boo
00:15:25Sex fist coming through
00:15:27Sorry, I should have knocked
00:15:28But I never do
00:15:29Anyway, let me clean up all that slick jizz, bro
00:15:32You look familiar
00:15:33A lot of jack-off jockeys say that about me
00:15:35You know why?
00:15:36It's because I'm always watching
00:15:38Always
00:15:39Skeleton Key
00:15:40Oh, sorry
00:15:41That's a tiny dildo
00:15:43Skeleton Key
00:15:44This thing gets me everywhere I want to go
00:15:46In this filthy little butthole
00:15:47And I love it
00:15:48Okay
00:15:49Hey, you look confused
00:15:51Let me show you around this little slice of paradise
00:15:57So that's the stripper stage
00:15:59It's true
00:15:59It's a very tiny little penis
00:16:02It's a blessing and a curse
00:16:04Adam?
00:16:04I would hate to have your life
00:16:07Thank you
00:16:07I really mean that
00:16:08I mean it, I do
00:16:08Thank you so much
00:16:09I would despise it by someone
00:16:10Dick?
00:16:11Why are you dressed like this?
00:16:13Aren't you supposed to be at work?
00:16:14I am at work
00:16:16Calling to the stage
00:16:17Little willy-weenus
00:16:19This tiny baby dick will do whatever you want
00:16:22Because it's his job
00:16:25Excuse me
00:16:26I've been a bad little boy
00:16:33Tiny feet
00:16:35Tiny hands
00:16:37Glowing eyes
00:16:39Diamond fangs
00:16:41This is not our baby
00:16:44This is not our baby
00:16:48But they're coming down the mountain
00:16:52Right down the side
00:16:54They're coming down the mountain
00:16:59They're coming down the mountain
00:17:00Battle running hot
00:17:02It's like the Tartes Peekabazies
00:17:05There's lots of nice
00:17:06Babies, babies, babies, babies
00:17:08There's lots of nice
00:17:09Babies, babies, babies, babies
00:17:12There's lots of nice
00:17:14Babies, babies, babies
00:17:15Lots and lots of nice
00:17:18They're not enough
00:17:19No
00:17:20No
00:17:21No
00:17:21No
00:17:21No
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00:23:47Vous savez, en la summer, quand vous allez dans le creek à catcher les frogs,
00:23:50vous donnez ces tags, et donc quand vous allez retourner l'année prochaine,
00:23:53vous savez qui sont vos amis.
00:23:55Ce n'est pas un vrai truc.
00:23:58C'est pas un vrai truc.
00:23:59Mon fils aime les frogs.
00:24:00Qui est-ce qui ?
00:24:02Vous avez à l'excuser, il est une fille.
00:24:04Je suis désolé, je ne suis pas réalisé.
00:24:06Donc, si vous avez été choisi, pourquoi est-ce qu'il y a de l'eau partout ?
00:24:10Oh, je m'en ai uriné, c'est toujours cette couleur.
00:24:14Oh, bon, je ne sais pas que vous êtes allés.
00:24:16Vous savez, il y a de l'excuser, il y a de l'excuser, il y a de l'excuser.
00:24:21Il y a de l'excuser, il y a de l'excuser, il y a de l'excuser, il y
00:24:23a de l'excuser.
00:24:23Vous pouvez le dire, vous êtes en un wheelchair.
00:24:25Nous essayons de ne pas parler, mais nous toujours.
00:24:28Je suis en un wheelchair, pas à l'excuser.
00:24:30Mais, pour faire une longue histoire, il était presque presque un pimp-pimpeau.
00:24:35Ça va aider à l'excuser ?
00:24:37Non, pas à l'excuser, notre job ici est terminée.
00:24:39Je vais classifier que ce soit un mystery unsolved.
00:24:41Boys, let's go.
00:24:42Vous n'êtes pas even à l'excuser pour nous trouver mon bébé ?
00:24:44Je suis un police-officer, je ne suis pas un bébé-finding man.
00:24:47Donc, bonjour.
00:24:51Detective Bernie Weekend, laitie, c'est toujours.
00:24:54Officer Walper, vous n'avez jamais eu de l'excuser de votre mère ?
00:24:56Non, je suis de l'excuser de votre mère.
00:24:59Mais, votre mère est toujours une bonne mère.
00:25:00Oui, elle est très belle.
00:25:02C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:25:03C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:25:04Je suis Detective Bernie Weekend.
00:25:07Je comprends que quelqu'un de vous a été abducté.
00:25:09Oui, mon bébé, Yeti, il a été kidnappé.
00:25:12Je ne sais pas que ces gars n'ont pas beaucoup d'aide.
00:25:13C'est exactement ce qu'ils weren't.
00:25:15C'est bon, je ne suis pas supposé dire ça,
00:25:17mais ces gars n'ont pas d'aide parce que ces gars n'ont pas d'aide avec l'ennemi.
00:25:20C'est le pimp qui était en train d'aide d'ici, il y a de l'excuser de l
00:25:22'excuser.
00:25:23Il contrôle les cops.
00:25:24Vous pouvez aussi penser à ce qu'il y a de la cop-mafia.
00:25:27C'est une très bonne façon de penser à ce que vous pensez.
00:25:29C'est bon, la cop-mafia a ses fingers dans un tas de pie, si vous savez ce que j
00:25:34'ai dit.
00:25:34C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
00:25:36C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
00:25:47C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:25:49C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:25:51C'est bon.
00:25:52C'est bon.
00:25:53C'est bon.
00:25:54C'est bon.
00:25:54C'est bon.
00:25:54C'est bon.
00:25:54Il peut y avoir un non-person qui peut aider.
00:25:56C'est bon.
00:25:57C'est bon.
00:25:57C'est bon.
00:25:59La pimp qui a un jeti hooker dans sa parole.
00:26:02Un jeti hooker ?
00:26:03C'est bon.
00:26:05C'est bon.
00:26:06Il y a un à lexington et 36.
00:26:08C'est bon.
00:26:09Lexington, 36.
00:26:10Intersection.
00:26:11C'est là où les down boys vont.
00:26:13Il va definitely d'être dangerous.
00:26:14C'est bon.
00:26:15Il va totalement non-person.
00:26:16Si, tu vas là aller marcher en par,
00:26:16ou vas guاغ les victimes ?
00:26:18Mark, tu vas aller au personalized pas.iumeau
00:26:22reuse nonprofit non-person? C'est
00:26:23bon, c'est bon côté deальное. Je suis arrivé
00:26:26là. D'la
00:26:26m'a dit trèsびmasse. Coup Lafayette,
00:26:27il revient tout ça, C'est bon. Je,
00:26:30tu vois l'hic
00:26:31trendrum en terrain de taille il n'y
00:26:33a deuxую, l'acombe
00:26:37à gigvedire. C'est bon. Annette,
00:26:41en 21 лет. C
00:26:43'est bon, tu ne ai
00:26:43earthly pas ? C'est bon, tu ne l
00:26:44'as des des d'art CBD ? C품 le raisonne en conscience !
00:26:44C'est de l'eau mon argent!
00:26:46Oh non, vaut moi!
00:26:47Venha d'y aupille!
00:26:53Ok, ok...
00:26:55Qu'est-ce qu'elle est leur problème?
00:26:57Oh, c'est des diode c'est?
00:26:58Ils sont de m'raise!
00:27:00Hey linda!
00:27:04Fuuuuuuuukk...
00:27:07Comment ça te parlera comme ça?
00:27:09Je ne sais pas.
00:27:11C'est le plan
00:27:12Si tu rentras dans le editage,
00:27:14On a find this Yeti Booker.
00:27:15Awesome.
00:27:16You know, there's a great topless place down there called Manny's.
00:27:19Perfect.
00:27:20So you know how to get downtown.
00:27:21I do.
00:27:23But you're not gonna like it.
00:27:26Why am I not gonna like it?
00:27:28Oh.
00:27:30Sonner, what?
00:27:33There's no confusion there.
00:27:35I heard every word they said.
00:27:40Well, well, well.
00:27:41Isn't that all kinds of special?
00:27:44Too bad for them I already got what I want.
00:27:47Now, now, now.
00:27:48Relax.
00:27:49This will only hurt if you're a pussy.
00:27:53Such a brave little boy.
00:27:55It'll be over soon.
00:27:57Behind the trash can.
00:27:58That is classic majestic.
00:28:00Now get the fuck off my phone.
00:28:02I'm busy.
00:28:03Dr. Lust, what's the status on this situation?
00:28:05Blood has been drawn.
00:28:07DNA mapping takes 12 hours.
00:28:09I don't want numbers.
00:28:09I want to know this is gonna be done tomorrow.
00:28:11I'm afraid that's not possible.
00:28:13Oh, I'm sorry, Drake.
00:28:15Why is that not possible?
00:28:17Sir, with all due respect, you know Drake Mandrake would never try to pull the wool over your eyes.
00:28:22You and I have been friends for some 20 years.
00:28:24Why, I took you in when your mama Rosemary abandoned you as a child.
00:28:28And then later in life, when I was down on my luck, you were kind enough to bring me in
00:28:32to work in your sex lab.
00:28:34William, I'm a straight shooter.
00:28:36And what you're asking us to do, and the time frame you're asking us to do it, is impossible.
00:28:46While I disagree with your actions, I do not question your motives.
00:28:50I am truly sorry for having failed you, but I would be lying to both you and to my own
00:28:55self if I was to say tomorrow was a possibility.
00:29:00Today is truly my judgement day.
00:29:03I will give your mama Rosemary your regards.
00:29:08Now where are we on getting this situation handled by tomorrow?
00:29:11Oh, that's completely fine. Tomorrow works. I don't know what he was talking about.
00:29:15Good. Then let's get this piece of shit cleaned up.
00:29:21It's kind of ridiculous having those things next to each other.
00:29:23Well, maybe you shouldn't have them in every room. You're just asking for trouble.
00:29:26And who are you? My mother Rosemary what abandoned me? Jeez!
00:29:30Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
00:29:34-du-du-du-du-du.
00:29:35Bucket of jizz, bucket of jizz. I'm so damn happy with my bucket of jizz.
00:29:41Dr. Lust, I believe we have a game of Candyland to attend to.
00:29:47Alpha male move, dog. I respect the shit out of you.
00:29:50God, that guy.
00:29:51See? I told you you'd be okay.
00:29:55I didn't sign up for this sordid type of stuff.
00:29:58I just wanted to dance to pay my way through VCR repair school
00:30:02So I could fix my VCR and watch all those dance lesson tapes
00:30:07Somewhere along the way, I forgot who I was
00:30:10Until I met him
00:30:14It's a security camera photo
00:30:16It's the only thing he left for me to remember him by
00:30:19Not the only thing
00:30:20Sex piss
00:30:28Fooled me twice, shame on me
00:30:45Yo, yo, yo
00:30:47If it ain't our favorite tree-zie
00:30:50I was wondering when you'd come around
00:30:51Oh, you eyeing some steeze you need, girl?
00:30:55A hundred bucks
00:30:57Come on
00:30:58Oh, I bet you tagged this green the hard way, huh?
00:31:04Come on, go get it
00:31:05Yeah, go on down
00:31:07Look at you bending over
00:31:09Just how I remember you
00:31:10Yo, yo, burn, cut
00:31:12Full of them today
00:31:14So what do you say, bird patch?
00:31:16How about a freebie, huh?
00:31:18You know, sex-wise
00:31:21Alright, you get your fix first
00:31:23And then we'll get our fix
00:31:25Sex-wise
00:31:26Yeah, sex-wise
00:31:28I'm a bounty jacks
00:31:30Huh?
00:31:30No, no, no!
00:31:32Ow!
00:31:33No!
00:31:34No, no, no!
00:31:36No, no, no, no!
00:31:36He's stuck it!
00:31:37I'm a bounty jacks!
00:31:39No, no, no, no, no, no!
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00:34:38C'est la première fois, maintenant c'est ma turn.
00:34:41Donc, Dick spends beaucoup de temps sur le computer.
00:34:43Il est toujours en train de me tromper Huffington Post et en train de me ignorer.
00:34:46Oui, Adam spends beaucoup de temps en dessous de peines de men qui peuvent walker.
00:34:50Dick est vraiment dismissive de mes wants et de mes.
00:34:52Tell me de ça.
00:34:53Adam ne va pas à ma mère parce qu'il dit qu'elle ne va pas à ses.
00:34:57Dick est toujours en love avec son ex-girlfriend, qui était dans un cult, par le fait.
00:35:00Adam est toujours en love avec son ex-boyfriend, qui était un jeti, par le fait.
00:35:05Vous savez, vous et moi ont un peu plus en commun que je pensais.
00:35:08Oui.
00:35:10Il y a une autre chose, quelque chose que je n'ai jamais dit à personne.
00:35:13Vous pouvez me dire quelque chose.
00:35:16Il serait mieux si je showed vous.
00:35:20All right, mais ne pas trop longtemps, parce que je vais falloir...
00:35:23Comme les girls, je suis dans les wheelies comme un tween.
00:35:28Mais, comme les girls, je n'ai jamais changé de ça.
00:35:31Tu penses que je suis un freak?
00:35:33If you're a freak, then I'm a wheelie.
00:35:39I'm sorry.
00:35:39I'm not very good at this.
00:35:41I've never hit on a woman before.
00:35:42Have you ever hit a woman?
00:35:43Oh, God, no.
00:35:44I mean, with your mouth.
00:35:46On her mouth.
00:35:49Uthelous.
00:35:49Why is this thing a bestseller?
00:35:53Listen, I'm not good at this either.
00:35:54Can we just make out?
00:35:56Okay.
00:35:57But can you come to me?
00:35:59I'm in a wheelchair.
00:36:00And I love it.
00:36:03I love it.
00:36:07What are we doing?
00:36:09Making your tween dreams come true.
00:36:18Oh, my God.
00:36:21There's a heart of rock and roll.
00:36:22The heart of rock and roll is to beat down.
00:36:26Oh, God damn it.
00:36:28I meant to buy liquor and porno mags.
00:36:30But I got cantaloupes.
00:36:32Fucking Ambien.
00:36:34Ow!
00:36:36Bright light.
00:36:37Bright light.
00:36:37Why?
00:36:38Detective Weekend.
00:36:39Looks like you have quite the party plan.
00:36:41What are you going to, fuck this fruit?
00:36:42You're the fucking fruit, Wahlberg.
00:36:44I don't have time for cop banter right now, Weekend.
00:36:46What's going on?
00:36:47Why don't you tell me?
00:36:48Okay.
00:36:48I'll tell you what's happening.
00:36:50You're a fucking prick, Wahlberg.
00:36:52and your mother?
00:36:53Ain't half the lady you told me she was.
00:36:55Ow!
00:36:56Smart ass?
00:36:57I followed your friends.
00:36:58Why?
00:36:58You couldn't find friends of your own to follow?
00:37:00You know that fucking queer
00:37:02he's trying to fucking find his queer fucking Yeti baby.
00:37:05Bullshit.
00:37:05Pimp Billy Fonz is seriously starting to doubt
00:37:07your dedication to cop mafia.
00:37:08Okay?
00:37:09Oh.
00:37:09And I can't say I blame him.
00:37:11Fuck you.
00:37:11You cop mafia?
00:37:14You cop mafia?
00:37:15Fuck you.
00:37:16You cop mafia?
00:37:18Yeah.
00:37:18I'm cop mafia.
00:37:20I'm cop mafia.
00:37:22Oh, come on.
00:37:23I'm cop mafia.
00:37:24I paid for these proofs.
00:37:25Are you fucking cop mafia?
00:37:26Yes, I say it again.
00:37:28Oh, cop mafia.
00:37:31More louder.
00:37:32I'm cop mafia.
00:37:34I'm cop mafia.
00:37:36Good.
00:37:36Okay?
00:37:37And don't you fucking forget it.
00:37:40If you're a cantaloupe.
00:37:44Which one of your legs is the most paralyzed?
00:37:46This one.
00:37:48Put it inside me.
00:37:53I'm cop mafia.
00:37:54I'm cop mafia.
00:37:55I'm cop mafia.
00:37:55Watch your head.
00:37:56Watch your head.
00:37:57We're basically there, okay?
00:37:59Here we go.
00:38:00Into bed you go.
00:38:02Go to bed.
00:38:03Shh.
00:38:04You just need to relax, okay?
00:38:06Good boy.
00:38:06You'll be okay.
00:38:08You can stay here tonight, but I have a reservation coming in, so you have to be gone before noon.
00:38:13That's no problem.
00:38:14Thank you so much, Ronaldo.
00:38:16This is a huge help.
00:38:17Not at all, my friend.
00:38:19If everything you said is true, it's the least I can do.
00:38:22At least let me repay you.
00:38:26All aboard the fuck ship.
00:38:28I was thinking more along the lines of a free portrait, but always great to see your penis.
00:38:33I had to try.
00:38:37Godspeed.
00:38:37Bye.
00:38:38Thanks, babe.
00:38:40He's incorrigible.
00:38:41How did you get us a night for free at the nicest hotel in LA?
00:38:44Well, uh, Ronaldo there, he's actually the manager, and I draw his dick, so...
00:38:50Oh, that's what that is on the walls of your place.
00:38:54I always just thought you sucked at drawing snakes.
00:38:56What?
00:38:56You're actually a pretty good artist.
00:38:57Hopefully I'm equally as good at detoxing junked-out Yeti whores.
00:39:01Ugh.
00:39:02What?
00:39:02What's wrong?
00:39:03It's a cummy matchbook from the Sexy Dance Club.
00:39:07The Sexy Dance Club, that's where I met that girl.
00:39:09Maybe somebody there can tell us about the pimp.
00:39:11I don't know.
00:39:12I mean, I worked there for a while, and I don't remember hearing anything about any pimp.
00:39:16Yeah, but I should probably go talk to her.
00:39:17What?
00:39:18Why?
00:39:19Well, gotta do something.
00:39:20Right now?
00:39:21But we got...
00:39:24Yeti.
00:39:25Please make it through the night, my love.
00:39:28Good.
00:39:29I just said it.
00:39:31I said that.
00:39:33Love is snow
00:39:37Just flakes of snow
00:39:41And I know you know
00:39:44That love is snow
00:39:47It was snow
00:39:47I love you
00:39:48I'm gonna take
00:39:49Your tiny titties
00:39:51And put them together
00:39:53Make one big teddy
00:39:55I call that teddy
00:39:57I call it teddy
00:39:58I call teddy teddy
00:39:59I live there
00:40:01I live in teddy's
00:40:08No!
00:40:11No!
00:40:12Look out!
00:40:13Behind you!
00:40:14Look out!
00:40:15Oh my God!
00:40:16Behind you!
01:13:42Je vais te faire un peu de mal.
01:13:45Je vais te faire un peu de mal.
01:13:46C'est pas mal.
01:13:48C'est pas mal.
01:13:49Si vous avez besoin de la troisième relation,
01:13:52je vous swingais deux fois
01:13:53et je vous fais un peu de mal.
01:13:57Merci pour le livre.
01:13:58J'ai pas envie de lire.
01:14:00Je ne sais pas comment lire.
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