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Terry has to preserve a computerized eggbaby while being Batman
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00:10Well, do you think I'm gonna open it?
00:25Idiot.
00:34Yo.
00:39Step aside, Oath.
00:42You.
00:42Do what Mama says and you won't get hurt.
00:45Please, ma'am.
00:46I'm only the butler.
00:47Well, then you would know where the safe is, wouldn't you?
00:52Wouldn't you?
00:56Do they really pay you enough for this?
01:03This way.
01:04Please.
01:16Electrostatic tumblers, intermittent timer.
01:18Hm.
01:19I think a magno bomb should do the job.
01:21A magno bomb?
01:22What are you trying to do, blow up the whole house?
01:25Again, with the criticism?
01:26Look, it's not like this is the first time I've blown up a safe.
01:29No, but it would be the first time you've done it right.
01:32Goggles.
01:44Perfect.
01:45That's perfect.
01:56You don't know how long I've waited for this.
02:00What else they got?
02:02No!
02:03I have what I came for.
02:06But, Ma, they got all this other stuff.
02:09Are you arguing with your mother?
02:11Well, no, but...
02:13But?
02:16Nothing.
02:17Good. Now, come on.
02:20You can't be serious.
02:23Hello, police.
02:24I want to report a robbery.
02:26A ruby ring.
02:30And 20,000 credits.
02:33Awww.
02:35A tabloid gave her that name.
02:36It was the golden age of alliteration.
02:39So what do you want me to do?
02:40Wait till she tries to fence the ruby?
02:41I have a feeling she'll be holding on to it.
02:43There was another robbery a week ago.
02:45More rubies?
02:46Exactly.
02:47What's she gonna do with them all?
02:48Don't know.
02:49But I have a feeling she's not making slippers.
02:52Slippers?
02:53From rubies?
02:54Mm-hmm.
02:55Before your time.
02:56What I need from you is...
02:58It'll have to wait till tonight.
02:59I gotta get to class.
03:00It's family studies and I'm failing.
03:03How does someone fail family studies?
03:06Even a guy without a family wasn't failing family studies.
03:10Really?
03:12How many of you expect to be parents someday?
03:17Yo!
03:21Excellent.
03:22This week's project will help show you what parenthood is all about.
03:26And for those of you who are failing, it will be one last chance to catch up.
03:31Because this assignment will count for a full half of your final grade.
03:36Half.
03:40Aww.
03:42Aww.
03:42Yes, they do look cute.
03:43Until you have the responsibility of caring for them.
03:46And that's exactly what you'll be doing this week.
03:49That means feeding it, bathing it, rocking it, whatever it takes.
03:53I've divided you into random couples.
03:55Nelson, you'll be paired with Maxine.
03:57Aww.
03:58John Kaye and Rachel Ng.
04:01Frankie Lewis and Matilda Itis.
04:03Howard Groot and Dana Tan.
04:06Hi, honey.
04:07Are you serious?
04:08Terry McGinnis and Blade Summer.
04:11Steven Tetsuo and Jackie Wallace.
04:14Hey, looks a little like you, McGinnis.
04:16And Chelsea Cunningham.
04:19Hehehe.
04:19Well, Dana, you gotta make sure to support his head.
04:22Howard, that's all it is, is a head.
04:25So, you wanna hold it?
04:26Huh?
04:27Oh, sure.
04:28Corey Cavalieri and Ruth Waits.
04:31Each of your egg babies has a built-in computer, which registers the amount of care or lack of care
04:37it's given.
04:38These readings will determine your grades.
04:41As you can see, the babies exhibit a wide range of emotions and expressions of need.
04:46It's your job to fulfill those needs.
04:49Ms. Pinto, what happens if we drop it?
04:53You fail.
04:54Hmm.
04:58They're babies, Mr. McGinnis.
05:00You must be gentle with them.
05:01How do I turn it off?
05:03You can't.
05:04But you can quiet it down by rocking it, just like a real baby.
05:08Yeah, McGinnis, get with the program.
05:14We're gonna punch you in the face.
05:20Turns out she's not stealing just any rubies.
05:22They're all part of a set she stole once before.
05:25And now that she's out of prison, she wants them back.
05:28So much for rehabilitation.
05:29Ma's very determined.
05:31And that makes her and her boys very dangerous.
05:33Your ride's on its way.
05:36I'll meet it on the roof.
05:38Yep.
05:40Blade, you can't just-
05:41I didn't realize how much it cried.
05:43Besides, I have a date with Jurgen tonight.
05:45We can't exactly take the thing along, can we?
05:48But I had it all day, and I've got something important to do.
05:50I don't care.
05:55My instruments say you're only doing 180.
05:57Is there a problem?
06:00She's feeling a little sluggish tonight.
06:02Didn't want to push it.
06:04What was that?
06:06Nothing.
06:14The ruby earrings from the set are part of an estate sale tomorrow.
06:18You sure caught this one right.
06:27What's going on there?
06:29Is that a baby?
06:32Um...
06:32You brought a baby with you?
06:34It's not what you think, really.
06:36Terry, is there something you need to tell me?
06:39It's not a child. It's...
06:42Turn on your vid link.
06:43See?
06:44It's not a real baby.
06:46Why am I not reassured?
06:57Hey!
06:57Hey!
07:05Are you serious?
07:10This is a baby.
07:12Sorry.
07:32I hope that computer of yours can't smell.
07:35But the fuzzles don't matter.
07:40It's not my fault.
07:40When do I have to die?
07:48I don't want to know anything about it.
07:50I can't believe it.
07:50I have no idea.
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