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00:00That's all we need. What does DSC stand for?
00:03Trouble.
00:03Whose deal's Sken?
00:06Sken, sir. Slang for a gun.
00:09Check out the hot chick.
00:11I've got a Saturday job at Bernie's.
00:13What, a beauty salon?
00:14Yeah. What do you think of my new look?
00:16Yeah, if there's anyone who could turn me, it's you, babe.
00:19Afternoon.
00:20Hey.
00:20Michael.
00:21Daniel phoned. I gather we have a potential gang problem.
00:28I'd rather go home. With you.
00:32I'll never forgive you for this. I despise you.
00:35Oi!
00:37It's not over, this.
00:55STUDIED SOMETHING THOUGHT COULD BE FOUND
01:03STUDIED SOMETHING COULDN'T GO ON
01:08DANGER HEARTING I ALWAYS KNEW
01:15THERE'S NO WAY NOW THIS GAME
01:22VOTE TUDIED SIDIKA FOR HEAD GIRLS
01:24VOTE DIAMOND
01:25VOTE MADDIE
01:26HEY GUYS
01:27VOTE TUDIED
01:28I'VE GOT SOME REALLY GREAT POLICIES, HONESTLY
01:30VOTE TUDIED
01:31Do you know what?
01:32I don't know if I've got the energy for teaching it after last night
01:35I knew you were complaining at the time
01:39Dishes?
01:40How's the campaign trail?
01:42Do you want something?
01:44WAH!
01:47THANK YOU!
01:48THEY'RE LOCKED!
01:50WHAT WAS SHARAN'S IDEA?
01:52PERKS OF BEING A SCIENCE TEACHER
01:53HELIUM
01:56I...
01:57See you in a bit, Dad?
02:00OK
02:01Good luck
02:01I took
02:03What more do I have to do?
02:05I said sorry enough times
02:07So you'll come round
02:14Oh
02:15I'm alright with this, Tara
02:17Why the rabbit food?
02:19Just
02:19Not hungry
02:22Lauren
02:23Just the lass
02:25New Candora catalogue
02:26Hot off the press
02:27Oh I'm alright, thanks
02:29Got all my suffering work, you know
02:30Staff discount
02:31Yeah, well that's what I'm thinking, right
02:32If I give you a few testers
02:34Taken in on Saturday
02:35And I
02:36We'll give you a cut
02:37Of anything that they order
02:38Well we only use top of the range
02:40To put the cell on
02:41Excuse me
02:41Candora is top of the range
02:43Trust me
02:43It's not
02:49Suddenly taking in interest, are we?
02:53These prices
02:54Well you'll not get them cheaper anywhere else
02:57I'd like to tell you something
02:59And I'll never stay
03:01Oh there's nothing I did
03:04That I've never ever seen
03:06The most delicate creature
03:08She will be the
03:09The most delicate creature
03:09Vote my dear
03:09Thanks, sir
03:10Is it all gimmicks or do you actually have any policies?
03:14Of course
03:14Head girl's in charge of entertainment budget and do throw the best party at this school?
03:19I think they'll be looking for something a little more substantial than that
03:22Well it's up to them and if they vote for me they are guaranteed to have a good time
03:26Balloon?
03:27How's it going?
03:29I'm gonna like the floor with her and the bustings
03:31Yeah of course you are
03:32You've got brains and beauty
03:34Winning combination
03:37Yeah and what are you doing here?
03:39Well you're lucky you didn't press charges you know
03:41We all know why that is don't we?
03:43That engulfing
03:44See?
03:45Blood is fitter than water
03:46Don't think you're forgiven
03:47Cause you're not
03:53But for the intervention of one of our staff we could have had a fatality last week
04:00No honestly you'd have done the same yourselves
04:02Well now's our chance to prove you right
04:05Let's nip this gang culture in the bud
04:07The police have put more patrols on the estates but this school is our responsibility
04:11So let's all be extra vigilant please
04:13If any of you have any concerns no matter how minor you think they are bring them to me
04:18What about Tarek Siddiqui?
04:19I saw him coming in today
04:21Well we're not having him back are we?
04:22I think we should give him a chance
04:24Just leave Tarek to me please
04:27We have over 600 other pupils in danger of gravitating toward the gangs
04:31Now don't we want them to be decent responsible members of society instead?
04:34Yeah of course
04:35Right well that's got everything to do with how they present themselves
04:38How they speak and behave
04:39It's basic etiquette
04:41So let's get these kids speaking properly for starters
04:44Street slangs for the streets
04:46If it's not in the Oxford English Dictionary it has no place in this school
04:51Now this is a list of ten common examples of street slang banned from now on
04:58Blood
04:59Brapp
05:00Thick
05:01And they call me a pedant
05:03Well I'm happy to take that crown from you Grantley because this initiative will work
05:06Let's stamp out gang culture in all of its forms
05:09Uh makes sense to me
05:11Good and if any of you have any other ideas about how to tackle the problem I'd like to hear
05:15them thank you
05:15Oh and can I just remind everyone that it's head boy and head girl elections today so please encourage everyone
05:20to vote
05:21This
05:22This
05:23This
05:23This
05:24This
05:26This
05:27This
05:27This
05:27This
05:31Er, what?
05:34You, cosmetics.
05:35Why don't you come and see me at lunchtime?
05:37I'll give you something with those bags under your eyes.
05:40You do look like you've been burning the candle at both ends.
05:43Oh, I wish.
05:44Rosie's moved in.
05:45She's got me waiting on her hand and foot.
05:48Last night she demanded a fried egg and marmite sandwich.
05:52Wow.
05:53At midnight.
05:54Oh, God.
05:55She's still got a while to go, hasn't she?
05:56Yeah, another seven weeks.
05:58Can't imagine getting any more sleep
05:59when the screaming bundle of joy arrives, either.
06:03Cheer up.
06:04It'll be worth it in the end, mate.
06:06Good luck.
06:12He thinks he could take his second chance.
06:14He's had his second chance in 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th.
06:17Yeah, but if you expel him, what are his choices, eh?
06:19To become a fully-fledged member of the DSC?
06:21Well, that'll be his decision, not ours.
06:24At least at school he's got a support system.
06:26You know, we could monitor the gang pressure.
06:28You...
06:29We should be helping him.
06:32You've really given this some thought.
06:35Yeah, I've had a lot of time on my hands since Lyndon.
06:36Well, it's time much better spent.
06:42Some schools have gang liaison offices.
06:44I just don't have the staff budget for that.
06:46Yeah, but what if there was a teacher that was RDA, you know?
06:49Someone who the kids trusted.
06:50You volunteering?
06:52Look, I'll keep across your literacy drive.
06:55I can organise regular visits from the police and community leaders.
07:00Please, Mr Byrne.
07:01If you'd only give Tarek a chance, give it to me.
07:04I think I can get through to him.
07:05All right, you're appointed, but Tarek reports to you morning, break, lunchtime and after school.
07:10Roger that.
07:12And thanks, Daniel.
07:26Come on.
07:27Keep your chin up.
07:28We're all bad.
07:31He wants to exclude me, doesn't he?
07:33He does, yeah.
07:37I managed to talk him out of it.
07:41Really?
07:41Mason's not coming back.
07:42You've got to treat this as a fresh start.
07:44I never wanted to get involved with him in the first place.
07:47You're going to have to prove that to everyone.
07:49Show them you're a responsible, reliable individual.
07:51They've already made me prefect.
07:53That didn't exactly work out, did it?
07:55How about running for head boy?
07:57Me?
07:58What better way to show you're serious than standing at Hustings, eh?
08:01Let them hear what you're all about.
08:02No-one's going to vote for me.
08:04Maybe not the Tarek who's been swaggering around the place.
08:07What about the Tarek who protects his sisters, eh?
08:09The family man.
08:10Listen, you've got to show me care inside.
08:12I don't know how to.
08:14Well, you listen to what they want.
08:17We'll come up with solutions to the problems if you put your mind to it.
08:34It'll wash off.
08:35You look better, Rad.
08:36It's only a bit of ink.
08:37Never used to mind getting your hands dirty.
08:43My ambition is to study hotel management at uni.
08:47At least I know what I want to do.
08:48So do I.
08:49PE teacher.
08:50You know, something the electorate can relate to.
08:52Well, hardly imaginative, is it?
08:54Following daddy's footsteps.
08:55Well, it's better than being a beauty therapist.
08:57I mean, really.
08:58Who wants to spend the rest of their life scraping corn off old Biddy's feet.
09:02Well, actually, I'm going to be a model.
09:04Yeah, right.
09:05Well, for your information, I've been spotted by an agent.
09:09Dream on.
09:10Straight up.
09:11Look.
09:13She came in the salon.
09:14They've got auditions today.
09:16And you've got one?
09:17Yeah.
09:17I said I'm just what they're looking for.
09:19Well, it's only an audition.
09:20And you're educating my sire.
09:34Watch it, bro.
09:36Soz, man.
09:37All right, you two, stop that.
09:40Gang shag to band, remember?
09:41Our new code of conduct.
09:42Sorry, sir.
09:43Forgot.
09:43I only told you ten minutes ago.
09:45Yeah, well, sir.
09:45It's our new thing now.
09:46Respect, innit?
09:47Look, talking like that isn't acceptable.
09:49Cooler.
09:49Now.
09:50What?
09:51Now, Denzel.
09:53And who told you lot to stop, eh?
09:55Oi.
10:03Nerves?
10:03What?
10:04The audition.
10:06I wasn't spotted at all.
10:08It was an open audition.
10:09I just said that to shut Maddy up.
10:11So?
10:13You still go for it?
10:14You pretty.
10:14And you're gay.
10:16You don't mean I don't know a good-looking girl when I see one?
10:19Miley model material, am I?
10:20I'll never know unless you go for it.
10:22Morning, everyone.
10:23Please check out your notes on exothermic reactions from last time, please.
10:27We'll be doing a contrasting experiment today.
10:30And while you're doing that, I will be handing out a list of words that are now banned in school.
10:34It's close work on there.
10:37Nice try.
10:38But no.
10:39This is all part of Mr. Burns' new initiative to turn out civilised beings.
10:43What is she banging on about now?
10:45And thank you, Kyle, for being the first to transgress.
10:48Huh?
10:48Ha-ha.
10:49Shut it, Sharky.
10:50Kyle, I don't want to give you detention.
10:52Don't know what I did wrong, miss.
10:53You mean you don't know what you did wrong?
10:55OK.
10:56Seriously.
10:57I don't know.
10:59Is that any better?
11:00Banging, in the context you intended, is a slang use of the word.
11:04Yeah.
11:05What?
11:06You've been for this.
11:09Thank you, Mr. Stack.
11:10Cooler.
11:11You had your chance.
11:17Miss, this is pathetic.
11:20It's the way people talk.
11:21We're trying to change that to the way people should be talking.
11:24It's all about communication.
11:26Something we could all improve on.
11:28Myself included.
11:30It's infringing our civil abit.
11:31This is for your own good.
11:33If you can't behave or speak properly, then you're just gonna waste all the opportunities that life has to give
11:38you.
11:38I don't think this place presents us with a lot of opportunities, miss.
11:41Well, then.
11:42It's even more reason to take pride in yourselves and make the most of those you have got.
12:06I've been in this place in ages.
12:09Bad's gonna kill me.
12:11That's enough.
12:12That's enough.
12:14Pass these round, please.
12:18Well, you all know why we're here.
12:23Because we want to protect the school from gangs.
12:25Sir, you know nothing on gangs.
12:28And all those red shoelaces, sir, symbolise the Dale's gang crew.
12:31And?
12:32Well, the DRC threatened Finn Sharky with a knife.
12:34Three of them were convicted of armed robbery last year and another two of a series of muggins.
12:39We want to save you from a life of mindless criminality.
12:44So, I want you to think about what the future holds for you.
12:47And how our new initiative on literacy and decent behaviour is gonna help.
12:52Now, Kyle...
12:53You know what, Mr. Shark?
12:54You might be right.
12:55I don't need to advertise who I am.
12:57All right, well.
12:58Great.
13:03Very impressive, Daniel.
13:04I think you might even have reached Kyle Stack.
13:08Is this your idea as well?
13:09Yeah.
13:10You sure this is sending out the right message to the other pupils?
13:13I mean, he's just come back from exclusion.
13:14I just wanted to give him the opportunity to prove himself to them.
13:17Show him he's changed.
13:19If he's changed.
13:32That's a joke, right?
13:34No, Mr. Shark wants him to run.
13:35Reckons he can set an example to others.
14:05If you still cannot see this, if these words leave you...
14:12Um, hi, I'm here for the auditions.
14:16It's Lauren Andrews.
14:22I did call him.
14:25Talitha gave me a card.
14:33Thanks.
14:42And I'll give you at least four discos a term.
14:45And a school prom at the end of exams.
14:47So, if you want a party, you know who to vote for.
14:51Maddie Diamond.
14:53Head girl.
15:01First time I've done anything like this.
15:04Dead nervous.
15:06Have you got any tips?
15:22I propose the head girl leads a forum of representatives from each year who will meet weekly with teachers.
15:29Boring.
15:31It is important that you have someone campaigning for you.
15:36So, you're all happy with this new kangaroo court of justice, are you?
15:40Or this new etiquette initiative that's been slapped on us with no warning?
15:44It's a blatant attack on our freedom of expression.
15:47Don't you want a say in the new school rules?
15:49Well, Trudy head girl has no say in deciding the school rules.
15:53You're not doing me out of a job.
15:55My proposed forum will also nominate a school charity.
15:58And organise fundraising events.
16:00Including a charity ball.
16:02Oh, that's one of mine.
16:03Except this is for a good cause.
16:05What you're saying is you'd rather save the whales than us have a good time?
16:19OK, that will do.
16:21Thank you, Alice.
16:22Uh, Lauren Andrews, please.
16:28If you vote for me as head boy, I'll get your big screen tellies in the hall so we can
16:34watch the games.
16:34And we can also use it for film nights too.
16:37Tarek, I don't think any of this is persuading anyone here that you've changed.
16:41I think we'd rather hear you talk about your opinions on some of the key issues.
16:45Knife crime, for example.
16:48I'm against it, obviously.
16:49But you weren't always.
16:50I told you.
16:51I've made some mistakes.
16:53Did you ever stop to consider what it might be like to be on the other end of that blade?
16:59No.
17:00No, I didn't.
17:04I regret what I've done.
17:06And I promise I'll never hold a knife again.
17:16Sorry, I've not done this before.
17:18What do I need to do?
17:19You've seen closed catalogues, haven't you?
17:21Yeah, of course.
17:22Well, that's what we want.
17:24Natural, wholesome, girl next door.
17:38Okay.
17:39Now let's try the girl next door, but without a stick upper backside.
17:43Relax, love.
17:45Give me a smile.
17:48Perfect.
17:50Danger.
17:53Heartache.
17:54I always knew.
17:58There's no winner.
18:02This game moves.
18:04But I still wanna know.
18:07How she can't do it.
18:10Thank you, Lauren.
18:11How did I do?
18:13Good.
18:14I'm afraid you're not for ours.
18:16But I'm sorry, but you can see how competitive it is.
18:21Okay.
18:23Next we have a late nomination, Finn Sharkey.
18:26Did you put him up today?
18:33Have any of you ever heard the phrase, a leopard never changes its spots?
18:38How about crocodile tears?
18:40Thank you, Mr Sharkey.
18:42That's enough with the natural world analogies, but let's hear some of your policies.
18:46Oh, that is my policy, sir.
18:47Keeping this place safe from the likes of him, the DSC, and any other gang who thinks
18:52he can get through them gates.
18:54This is our school.
18:56I'm gonna keep it that way.
19:10You're a pretty girl.
19:12Yeah, well, not pretty enough, obviously.
19:18You're not the right look for us, but if you're serious about being a model...
19:23Well, I am.
19:25An old colleague.
19:27She's got girls on her list who do laundry catalogues, swimwear, that sort of thing.
19:35Well, I'd be fine doing catalogue work, but I've got a birthmark on my back, which means
19:41I'm hardly gonna sell a bikini, am I? Plus, I'm hardly a double A.
19:44Well, so fix it.
19:45How?
19:46Cosmetic surgery.
19:48You wouldn't be the first model to use it.
19:50There's plenty of clinics around.
19:51Are you reckon I'd get through the doors?
19:53Like, they'd take me seriously?
19:54Well, I'm no expert, but I've heard it can be done.
19:57It's got to be worth a shot, hasn't it?
19:59Yeah.
20:01I guess so.
20:04Well, thanks, Talitha.
20:06And...
20:07I'll think about maybe getting a boob job as well.
20:10Make sure I'm really confident, give myself the best possible chance.
20:13Well, that's your decision, isn't it?
20:16Good luck, Lauren.
20:27Are you okay?
20:29Mr Byrne's got it in for me.
20:32What do you expect with your reputation?
20:35Yeah, well, you can stick a stupid election.
20:39Shame.
20:40I didn't think you'd give up that either.
20:42It's always wrong.
20:54Nice work, mate.
20:55You get my vote.
20:58Mr Chalk said I had to stand, or else I'd get kicked out.
21:01Yeah, and I'm with you.
21:03We've got to play the game.
21:05Get them where we want.
21:06Too right.
21:07Tell them what they want to hear.
21:08Exactly.
21:11So did you mean all that stuff?
21:13About the knife?
21:14Course not.
21:15Good.
21:16Because the word from above is that you've earned your stripes.
21:22All yours?
21:24No, Tara.
21:25No, Tara.
21:25You've seen what happened to Mason.
21:27I can't go down again.
21:28You ain't going soft on us, are you?
21:29No.
21:30Course not.
21:32Good boss.
21:33The game ain't based on sympathy.
21:37You get that?
21:40Go on.
21:45See you later.
21:53Vote Finn, the head boy with nothing to apologise for.
21:56Go on, kids.
21:57You know what makes sense.
21:58Vote Finn!
22:00Now, mate.
22:00Do you want one?
22:01Vote Finn!
22:06So, what are your policies?
22:08Come on.
22:08Give me a chance.
22:09I've only just decided to run.
22:10Despite Tarek?
22:11Okay, he'll make everyone's lives a misery.
22:13I know he's your brother, but...
22:14Finn is fine.
22:15I've got less of a problem with you than Mr. Burton.
22:17At least you're honest.
22:20The way he ripped Tarek's presentation apart, that wasn't fair.
22:22Tarek got off easy.
22:24What?
22:24Mr. Burton's new rule has had half the school in the cooler already.
22:27That's not fair.
22:39Hi, thank you.
22:46Hey, how did it go?
22:47Erm, yeah.
22:48Good.
22:49Oh, nice one.
22:50I told you, didn't I?
22:51Just because you've got an agent don't mean you'll get any jobs.
22:54Well, that's why you're wrong.
22:55She already lined up a few shoots for me.
22:57Seriously?
22:58Yeah, just some, like, catalogue clothing stuff.
23:02Then we must celebrate.
23:03Well, worth knowing now I'm on.
23:05Lozza, you were my ticket to some wicked parties.
23:08Goodbye, Rochdale.
23:09Hello, Milan.
23:19Hi, erm, I heard that you do free consultations.
23:24It's for laser treatment and maybe breast enlargement.
23:30Okay, when can I come in and discuss it?
23:36Oh no, I can be there.
23:38Alright, thanks.
23:39Bye.
23:40Who was that?
23:41Oh, it was just the salon they want me to work late on Saturday.
23:44You and your two new friends.
23:46Look, I've heard the audition, alright?
23:48But you said they've given you some work.
23:49And they will.
23:50If I get my birthmark removed and my boobs done.
23:52But you're fine as you are.
23:53Well, obviously I'm not.
23:55Come on, Josh, you know how much I want this.
23:57You know I've always thought about getting them done.
23:59I mean, it's not like it's a big deal.
24:01Loads of girls get their boobs done nowadays.
24:02Not a big deal, are you serious?
24:04Josh, I've made my decision, but I could do with some support.
24:07Will you come with me?
24:09They've got a cancellation this afternoon.
24:14Our miracle recovery cream.
24:16The perfect remedy for a day at this place.
24:19The glucosamine and yeast extract.
24:22Gently exfoliate to give the skin a perfectly even tone, may I?
24:28Simply apply like so, leave overnight and wash off in the morning.
24:34Wow.
24:35Really is a miracle if it works on your wrinkly old mush.
24:38And the perfect partner.
24:40Our daily replenishing cream.
24:42Containing hyal, hyal, urinate.
24:48To leave the skin feeling supple and radiant.
24:51And if you're buying both together, I can knock another 5% off.
24:55Oh, that is lol.
24:56Setting yourself up in competition against magge.
24:58It's a free market, Janice.
25:01And a very lucrative one.
25:10You said I had to report in at lunch.
25:12Well, consider yourself reported.
25:14How's the campaign trail going?
25:16Crap.
25:16You saw.
25:17Mr Byrne basically told everyone I'm a muppet.
25:20Look.
25:20You didn't give up.
25:22You made your speech.
25:23That's what counts.
25:25You know you can talk to me, don't you?
25:27That's what I'm here for.
25:33I've got this friend and the Dale Scan crew have given him something to look after.
25:38You know, to tie him in.
25:40It's not entirely legit.
25:41Your friend should take it.
25:43Your friend should take it to the police.
25:43What?
25:44And get nicked?
25:45With his record?
25:46Get real.
25:47He'd be straight back inside.
25:48They're running an amnesty.
25:50Whatever it is, they'll take it.
25:52No questions asked.
25:53They say that, but...
25:59Don't worry.
26:00I'll tell him.
26:03Your, er...
26:05Friend...
26:05Has to do what's right.
26:08Be his own man.
26:10Doesn't need the Dale Scan crew.
26:20Vote trees.
26:21Give your head, girl.
26:22Let me give you this delightful balloon.
26:24Vote, head, girls.
26:25There, girls.
26:26You're right, mate.
26:28Taking time out with your boyfriend?
26:30Not very dedicated, is it?
26:32Are you sure you want to go through at this?
26:34We've got to stand up for ourselves.
26:37I'll get some more from the R room.
26:40Head, girl.
26:41I've got you today.
26:43Vote truly for head, girl.
26:45What are you going to vote for?
26:46I've handed out all your leaflets.
26:47Have you got any more?
26:49Follow me, sir.
26:50We're gonna set our right to freedom this week.
26:58Hey, Maddie.
26:59How's it going?
27:00There you go.
27:00Fine.
27:02I've, er...
27:02Thought of a few more policies you could throw into the mix if you wanted to.
27:06I don't need your help, thank you.
27:07I'm doing great.
27:08You certainly are.
27:10There's some performance at the Hastings.
27:12You're quite the public speaker.
27:14It's simple, really.
27:15You've just got to be honest with people.
27:18I deserve that.
27:20Hey.
27:21Look, erm...
27:22I was thinking of booking a spa day at the weekend.
27:25Erm...
27:26I don't suppose you fancy coming with me.
27:28You never know.
27:28We might be celebrating.
27:29We?
27:31Where'd you get off?
27:32Look, if I win this, it has nothing to do with you.
27:35Maddie!
27:40I'm sure this is treatable.
27:42Really?
27:43With a course of laser therapy, we'll have you looking as good as new.
27:47Is it that simple?
27:48We've treated a lot worse.
27:51Honestly, it's amazing.
27:52I can't tell you much it's gonna change my life.
27:54It's like a miracle.
27:56Have you thought any more about the breast augmentation?
27:58Erm, yeah, I'd like to go ahead.
28:00But can we discuss size?
28:02Look, Lauren, I should just warn you, it's not as straightforward as the laser treatment.
28:06You are only 18, so the surgery can be dangerous because of the chance that you might still be growing.
28:12So, how do you do the operation?
28:16Well, the surgeon makes a small incision on the underside of the breast for the implant to be inserted.
28:22It takes about an hour and a half.
28:24There's really nothing to it.
28:25Sounds great.
28:26Have you thought about what shape you'd like?
28:29There's the, erm, the round.
28:31Or the anatomical, sometimes called the teardrop.
28:38Erm, can I, erm, get my boyfriend and ask him what he thinks?
28:44This really isn't my area of expertise.
28:47Well, you don't have to decide now.
28:49But if I were you, I'd think carefully about the anatomical.
28:52It's more of a natural shape, it doesn't look so...
28:54Fake.
28:56Enhanced.
28:57I want them to look announced.
28:59That's the whole point.
29:00How much is it gonna cost?
29:02I'll get the sales team to price up the options for you.
29:05But it's gonna be thousands, right?
29:06Well, we offer payment plans with competitive rates of interest.
29:09Oh, come on, we're out of here.
29:11Will your sales team get back to me today?
29:13I'll make sure that they do.
29:28Where you off?
29:30Nowhere.
29:30That's what you and Chalky talking about earlier.
29:33The elections?
29:33It seemed like you were grassing to me.
29:35I wouldn't.
29:36Honest.
29:37You know I wouldn't.
29:38I swear.
29:39Look, I just needed a walk.
29:40I've got things on my mind, innit?
29:44Do you think I'm so muppet?
29:48Yo, back up, man!
29:49Back up!
29:50Do you think I won't do it?
29:51I said back up!
29:52I'll do it, you know!
29:53Better back up!
29:55Your prints are all over that.
29:57So?
29:58It's only a knife?
29:59Yeah.
30:00Only the knife the police are looking for in connection to that robbery last week at the
30:03Buc-ee's.
30:04Not thinking of quitting the crew, are you?
30:06Don't worry, mate.
30:08We're family, yeah?
30:09I'm not a hacksaw.
30:11He's got his head when he's singing the sad song.
30:15With things he did, I still have been stuck in my bed.
30:17So when he's been on record, he'll keep you with the inter-discust.
30:21And me.
30:23Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
30:25Same again.
30:26And me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
30:29Join in, please.
30:30Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
30:33Guys, come on, what's going on?
31:01All the love that you've given me, it helps me see what's right.
31:10All my love now you've given me.
31:13What's going on?
31:14They're protesting over something.
31:16Long may it continue.
31:17Peace and quiet are rare and precious commodity.
31:21Do you know what this is all about?
31:23I can guess.
31:31Oh, brilliant.
31:32It's the whole school.
31:33It doesn't take a genius to work out who's behind it, does it?
31:39Let's see what Mr. Burn has to say about this, shall we?
31:42Let me hear that song.
31:55You're the one that encouraged me to go to the audition.
31:57I didn't know it'd end up like this.
31:58It's my body, Josh.
32:00And I can see why you'd want to get rid of the birthmark, but you don't need a boob job.
32:03Oh, so you're the expert now, are you?
32:05Ignore the advice of a top modelling agent, because Josh Stevenson's a new fashionista.
32:09It's seriously not worth this.
32:10How can you say that?
32:12You know how much I want to be a model.
32:13This is my chance.
32:14I don't know why you can't just be happy for me.
32:24Lauren.
32:26Come here.
32:27I just care, that's all.
32:28I'm being a mate.
32:29What are you doing, you idiot?
32:31You want some?
32:32Get it away from me.
32:33I'm not a dumb dope head, and I'm not friends with them either.
32:36Don't be like that.
32:37Josh, I'm serious.
32:38That stuff can mess you up.
32:40There's a girl who's messing her body up with pointless surgery.
32:42Oh, it's hardly the same, is it?
32:49Just think.
32:51I'll be doing photo shoots on tropical beaches, while Maddy's running a load of sweaty kids
32:55around the playing field.
32:56Me?
32:57Well, I'm going to be a model.
32:58She's Mary P, teacher, who has a last laugh.
33:04I'm impressed.
33:06No, seriously, I am.
33:08It takes real leadership qualities to galvanise such unanimous support.
33:12And this is about our initiative somehow violating your freedom of speech, yes?
33:18It's not just the speech.
33:21It's everything.
33:22It's for the good of the whole school, Trudy.
33:24School?
33:24That's a joke.
33:26You're turning this place into a prison.
33:27Do what you're told, when you're told, and how you're told.
33:30Finn was nearly stabbed.
33:32You're talking to someone who's been there who knows how that feels.
33:36These gangs will destroy this school if we let them.
33:40We're not all gang members.
33:42We're individuals in our own right.
33:44You can't take away our freedom of expression just because of a few stupid lads.
33:47That's not what I'm trying to do at all.
33:49Then why are you being so draconian about it?
33:51Because it's the only way.
33:53Speak and act properly and you have the freedom to express your opinions, your ideas, your beliefs.
33:59Now, I know this is a new initiative.
34:00I don't expect people to support it immediately.
34:02But we have to do something, and now, if we're going to stop these gangs taking over this whole school.
34:08That's the last thing I want.
34:10Right, well then help me stop that happening.
34:14You see Maddy's blues?
34:16Why don't I waste my vote on her?
34:18Small cow.
34:21I can't tell you.
34:28What's going on?
34:29My office.
34:30Now.
34:38Sit down.
34:39How dare you mock a fellow student like that?
34:42I want you to apologise to Maddy.
34:43Why?
34:44She deserved it.
34:45I'm sick of her strutting around like she's Lady Mock.
34:48You humiliated her in front of everybody.
34:50In my book, that's bullying.
34:52Alright.
34:53Fair enough.
34:54What were you doing out of school anyway?
34:57It's not funny, Josh.
34:59I want to know.
35:01We were, er...
35:02Josh.
35:03Well, it's not that she's not going to notice when you've had them done.
35:06Had what done?
35:08She's getting a boob job.
35:09Josh!
35:10I think you should leave.
35:16Is this true?
35:17Well, you told us this morning to make the most of our opportunities.
35:21I've got a chance to be a model.
35:22And you think getting a boob job is going to help you?
35:24Well, the agency thinks so.
35:26This is major surgery with serious risks.
35:28I'm 18 years old.
35:30I can do what I want.
35:31Loads of girls get it done.
35:33It's not a big deal.
35:34How are you going to afford this?
35:35I mean, it's not going to be cheap, is it?
35:37Well, I've got a Saturday job at the beauty salon.
35:39I can just pay for it with what I earn there.
35:42Lauren, you're an intelligent girl.
35:44Please use your brain.
35:45What happened to you wanting to set up your own salon?
35:49Look, just think this through.
35:51Okay?
35:56Thanks for your patience.
35:58Mr. Byrne has explained and convinced me the new initiative should stay.
36:03It might take a while to get used to.
36:05But it will protect our school from the likes of the Dale Sken crew.
36:08So this has been a waste of time?
36:10Of course not.
36:10So she got it wrong, yet she still wants you to vote we're in a Zed girl.
36:14If you'll listen to me, I did get it right.
36:17We all did.
36:19Because we all stood up for what we believed in.
36:22And I'd do it again.
36:23Yes, you could get beat again.
36:25I didn't get beat.
36:26Far from it.
36:27I'd persuade Mr. Byrne to make himself available one lunchtime a week to hear what we have to say.
36:34Uninterrupted and uncensored.
36:35Ooh, big deal.
36:38I know it might not sound exciting.
36:41But regular one-to-one access with the headmaster is a first for Waterloo Road.
36:45And think of it.
36:46Our concerns will be listened to.
36:49Our suggestions considered.
36:51And we won't have to wait ages for a decision.
36:54We have a voice. Let's use it.
36:57Do you know what?
36:58I think we do have our victory.
37:13Well done, sweetie.
37:15I look forward to hearing from everyone.
37:18Okay.
37:20The voting for your new head boy and new head girl is now open.
37:24Results will be announced 15 minutes before the final bell.
37:27Thank you very much.
37:32All the love that you're giving me
37:36It helps me see what's right
37:40All my life now you've given me
37:44A chance to see your life
37:48All the feeling I have for you
37:52Let it come on free
37:56Tom
37:56Yeah?
37:58Um...
38:00I had to pull Josh up on his behaviour earlier.
38:03He was acting really quite strangely.
38:05I think you might need to have a word.
38:07Oh, right, alright.
38:08Okay. Well, thank you for the heads up.
38:10Okay.
38:13Hey!
38:15What's up?
38:17Maddie's upset.
38:19She knows she's not gonna win.
38:21I think I just got her hopes up.
38:23No.
38:24You encouraged her to be ambitious.
38:26That's a really good thing.
38:28Maybe you're right.
38:30Well, listen to me, Brad, going on.
38:32You're the one that's been bending over backwards trying to get through it, right?
38:34Yeah, I haven't gotten very far.
38:36Yeah, but you haven't stopped trying, have you?
38:38You see, most people would have given up on her by now.
38:40Well, I'd never give up on either of them, but...
38:43It is hard.
38:44Not having that history together.
38:46Well, I've hardly been the greatest, Dad, have I?
38:49You know, I wasn't around for them when they were little.
38:50And I was training and travelling to matches or out with the boys.
38:57I'm still getting it wrong now.
38:59It turned out okay.
39:02But what I'm trying to say is that it's not been easy for me either.
39:06You know, if I could do it again, it'd be different.
39:10I know.
39:14What?
39:18Well...
39:19Why don't we?
39:22Why don't we have one of our lives?
39:24You're not serious.
39:26It's a stupid idea.
39:29I mean, you wanted a career, you didn't want kids.
39:32No, I'm not saying no, I just...
39:34Really?
39:36It's just come as a bit of a shock, that's all.
39:39But we need to talk it through properly.
39:41Right.
39:44Tonight?
39:45Yeah.
39:47Okay.
40:00Miss, you're right, I'm taking advice.
40:03Sorry?
40:04You know, using my brain, thinking about my future.
40:07Oh, right, good.
40:09Well done.
40:11Lauren.
40:13Good luck with it.
40:14You know, make the most of your chances while you have them.
40:17Life can change at the drop of a hat, so you make sure you're in control, okay?
40:23Don't worry, miss, I will.
40:38Matt!
40:39Stop running, please.
40:40Matt!
40:41What are you doing here?
40:42If you'd answered your phone, you'd know.
40:44Sorry, what a bit of a situation.
40:46Well, so have I.
40:47I've got a flat tyre.
40:48Yeah.
40:48And so you drove here?
40:50Well, I'm already late, aren't I?
40:51For what?
40:52My antenatal yoga.
40:55Keys.
40:56Right, guys, this is, er, Miss Matthews, all right?
40:59She'll look after you for a bit.
41:00Just behave for her.
41:01Hang on, hang on.
41:02You can't leave me.
41:03I've got to change your tyre, haven't I?
41:05Only be a couple of minutes.
41:06Just get them settled.
41:17Hey.
41:18I know I can make some extra money to pay for the surgery.
41:21I just need your help.
41:22Doing what?
41:23Er, meet me in the change rooms in ten, okay?
41:32What's going on?
41:32My free period.
41:33You know what I'm talking about.
41:34That was out of order.
41:35With Muddy.
41:36It was only a joke.
41:37I didn't know she'd hear me.
41:38What is wrong with you?
41:40What?
41:42You know what?
41:43Just think of it.
41:44Empty your pockets now.
41:46Why?
41:46Empty your pockets.
41:57With me.
42:01I'm sorry, Dad.
42:02If I catch you with it again, I'll march you down the police station meself.
42:05Is that clear?
42:05Yes.
42:06Now get rid of it.
42:09I won't do it again, I promise.
42:13I'll make sure you don't.
42:14You're grounded.
42:18Come on.
42:20Okay.
42:22Matt won't.
42:23Mr. Wilding won't be long.
42:26Quiet!
42:27Oh!
42:27Sorry.
42:29Oh!
42:30Are you okay?
42:32I'm fine.
42:34Who are you?
42:35Sit down.
42:39All of you, just get on with whatever you're supposed to be doing.
42:46Can you keep it down, please?
42:50Miss, are you all right?
42:51Oh!
42:53Oh!
42:54God!
42:56Ah!
43:00Dad just found my weed.
43:02Good.
43:03I don't know if I'll be able to do this, you know.
43:05Well, how much of that stuff did you smoke?
43:07I'm not asking you to paint people's nails.
43:09Just be a lookout.
43:10Oi!
43:10You two!
43:13Do you ever fancy getting your nails done?
43:15Well, we're men are being clothed.
43:17Yeah, but I'll be dead quick.
43:18It'll only take five minutes.
43:19Two for the price of one.
43:20Go on, then.
43:21But you've got to show them off to everyone and tell them where to find me, eh?
43:24Ooh, you're wrong.
43:27Sir!
43:28Sir!
43:29Who's wrong?
43:30It's Miss Matthews.
43:31Come quick.
43:38What's happening?
43:40It's Rosie.
43:41She's having pains.
43:43She's got it to leave.
43:45Well, she can't have its way to her.
43:46Right, everyone out, please.
43:47Come on.
43:49That girl banged the door into me.
43:52Ambulance, please.
43:53Oh!
43:54Oh, it's a dead good idea.
43:55Saves me a trip now, knowing that I can get them done at school.
43:58No, it's not just nails.
43:59I'm gonna bring in the bulwarks tomorrow.
44:01Make-up, hair extensions, fake tan.
44:04You're all gonna make a killing.
44:06That's the idea.
44:12What's going on in here?
44:14Nail bar.
44:15I can fit in if you want, Mags.
44:17It's only a fiver.
44:17I can't afford it, Pat.
44:19I've not sold a single thing from the new Candora catalogue.
44:22Yeah, well, I bet it don't help with Grant less setting himself up in competitions.
44:26Oh, budging!
44:27Pull the other one.
44:29What does that old curmudgeon know about health and beauty, eh?
44:35You're serious, aren't you?
44:43You're okay?
44:44Great.
44:44Deep breaths, all right?
44:45Oh!
44:46Oh!
44:47Oh!
44:48Can you help us, please?
44:49How far gone is shit?
44:50Um, 30, 33, 34 weeks.
44:54What's your name, love?
44:55It's Rosie.
44:56Rosie, have you had any problems with your pregnancy so far?
44:59No.
45:00Anything we should be aware of?
45:01No, it's all been fine.
45:03Oh!
45:04What's wrong with her?
45:05She's having contractions.
45:06She's in labour.
45:07She can't be, it's too early.
45:08Rosie, just stay calm.
45:10I'm going to take her to the hospital.
45:13Oh!
45:15Oh!
45:15Oh!
45:15Oh!
45:16The town vanity is a metaphor for Thackeray's belief that people are abominably foolish and
45:23selfish.
45:24A view not without its merits.
45:28Yes?
45:29Can I speak betrayed it, please?
45:33If you must.
45:35Be quick.
45:37Right.
45:38Homework.
45:39Do you want any plans?
45:45I'm gonna have to get long till we do these.
45:48Lauren.
45:50She's a white little artist.
45:52And when did she do these?
45:55At lunchtime.
45:57And they're still wet.
46:01I didn't want to know.
46:04I know I can't talk.
46:06Maddie.
46:10Look, about earlier, I was out of order on.
46:12When I deserved it.
46:14Any chance I could get my nails done?
46:15Sure.
46:24What's going on?
46:25Well, you told me to think about setting up my own business.
46:28Not during school.
46:29Yeah, but she's got a real talent for it.
46:31Well, what about if I do at lunch times?
46:33You did say I should set up her salon.
46:36All right, I will run it past Mr. Byrne and if he okays it, you can use my science lab,
46:40all right?
46:40Thanks, Mrs. Diamond.
46:45From Maddie.
46:47Seriously?
46:47Yeah.
46:48And Mrs. Diamond said we can set up in the science lab every lunchtime.
46:51I'm gonna clean up.
46:53Which is a good thing, innit?
46:55I suppose.
46:56So?
46:57The clinic called.
46:58It's gonna cost four grand for my boob job.
47:00And I worked out that even with our thing and my Saturday job, it could take me three
47:04years to save up.
47:05Is it really worth it?
47:07Especially with the good little business you've got going.
47:09I wanted to be a model.
47:11Even if you wait, there's no guarantee you'll actually get any work.
47:14Look what you've achieved in the afternoon.
47:17Stick with the business, who knows where you'll be in three years.
47:21Come on.
47:22You better get to the election results.
47:25I'm sorry.
47:26I'm so sorry.
47:28It's not your fault.
47:29It's gonna be all right, have you?
47:31We need to get her to the hospital now.
47:35I've been so selfish.
47:36All I've been doing is moaning about her all day.
47:38Oh, come on.
47:38Don't beat yourself up.
47:40Sir.
47:40Seriously, I think it's okay.
47:42Yeah, you get yourself back inside in a seat.
47:44I want that!
47:45Girls who wants you.
47:46We need to get going.
47:54Excuse me.
47:56My sister banged a door into Miss Matthews.
47:58Is that what caused it?
47:59No.
48:00This just happens sometimes, and we never know the reason.
48:03Tell your sister it's not her fault.
48:06Thanks.
48:26So, the moment you've all been waiting for.
48:28The announcement of your new head boy and head girl.
48:38Where's Trudy?
48:38No idea, sir.
48:40I'd like to thank the candidates for all of their hard work, and I'd like to thank you
48:44for exercising your right to have a say in the future of this school.
48:49So, without any further ado, here we go.
49:04Your new head girl for the year is Trudy Siddiqui.
49:30I look forward to working with you.
49:33I'm sure you'll keep me on my toes.
49:34Thank you, sir.
49:35Thank you, sir.
49:36Thank you, sir.
49:37Thank you, sir.
49:38Thank you, sir.
49:39And your new head boy, Finn Sharky.
49:55Thank you all very much.
49:57I'll see you tomorrow.
50:05Listen, mate.
50:06You don't need to worry about no poxy elections.
50:09They just don't understand us.
50:11Play by our own rules, yeah?
50:14So we cool?
50:16The boss.
50:17The boss.
50:17So you're on the outside, yeah?
50:19Yeah, mate.
50:21I'm lucky, Tarek.
50:22It's the taking part that counts.
50:24I'm sure Mr Burner will be impressed by your commitment.
50:27Fair outcome, I suppose.
50:28But I'm glad I did it.
50:30And thanks for all your encouragement.
50:32Ah, don't mention it.
50:35Your, erm, friend, did he...?
50:37Yeah.
50:38Yeah, that's all been sorted.
50:39Excellent.
50:40Right.
50:40I'll see you in the morning.
50:41Cheers.
50:44How dare you, undercutters!
50:47Scared of a little healthy competition, are we?
50:49How can I compete against you
50:51when you're giving it away for less than cost?
50:53It's called loss-leading.
50:55You're gonna put me out of business at this rate?
50:57Free market.
50:58How much do you earn, Grantley?
51:00I'm a teacher.
51:01Ipso facto a pittance.
51:04Yeah, well, it's a damn sight more than a dinner lady.
51:06I rely on that money.
51:08They've put the rates up at Fleur's home.
51:12And I need the money.
51:14So do I.
51:17Wait.
51:19A good business is greater than the sum of its parts, is it not?
51:28Is that some poncy way of saying you want to join forces?
51:33All right, Matt.
51:34Thanks for letting us know.
51:36Yeah, we're all thinking about you here.
51:38Hi.
51:39Is Rosie okay?
51:41She gave birth in the ambulance.
51:43Rosie's all right, but the baby's critical.
51:45God knows what they're both going through.
51:47If there's anything that we can do...
51:49Well, I'm going down to the hospital now, but...
51:52I think it's gonna be a waiting game.
51:55Fingers crossed we'll all be wetting the baby's head soon enough.
51:58Hmm.
52:17I'm sure Lauren and Josh didn't mean to upset you.
52:20And you'd know about that.
52:24Maddy.
52:27I'm so sorry.
52:29The last thing I wanted to do was hurt you or your dad.
52:33If I could change it, I would.
52:35It was a mistake.
52:37A seriously bad mistake.
52:39More like this.
52:42I only joined up for a bit of a laugh.
52:45Trudy's the one with all the ideas.
52:47What if I got?
52:48Balloons and badges.
52:49You'd make a great head girl.
52:51I think we both know that's not true.
52:55No, I was just stupid for getting carried away with it.
52:59Well, you're definitely your father's daughter.
53:01Yeah, I know.
53:02That's a good thing.
53:04I wish I was like you at school.
53:05I was the shy, nervous one who never put the name forward for anything, so...
53:10Well, who does that make me?
53:11Emma Martin.
53:13Life and soul of the party, always up for anything.
53:15What I wouldn't have given to have been her.
53:19You haven't turned out too badly.
53:32I...
53:34You forgot this.
53:38That's fair.
53:40You want me out.
53:41Well, these are greater than mine.
53:42Well, why's that?
53:43You know, they are.
53:44Oh, so you're saying there's something wrong with them?
53:46No, but...
53:47Exactly.
53:49You were right.
53:50I sure listened to you earlier.
53:52I've cancelled the boob job.
53:53But what about the modeling?
53:54No, I'm better than some catalogue clothes, horse.
53:56I've got more important things to worry about than what I look like the whole time.
53:59I'm gonna use what I've got.
54:01Not here, but up here.
54:03Good for you.
54:04Yeah.
54:06I'm still gonna get the birthmark removed.
54:08It's a gram, but...
54:09It'll take me a few months to save up, but...
54:12I'll be able to afford it if I keep on with the beauty therapy.
54:16Oi!
54:18You need to knock those drugs on the head.
54:20Yeah, I'll try.
54:22Hey, Lauren, can you finish these off for me later?
54:25Yeah, come round to mine now if you want.
54:26Well, cheers.
54:29Hey, congratulations.
54:30Yeah, dream ticket.
54:31Thanks, guys.
54:32Dad, congratulations to me.
54:35I will be needing an entertainment officer.
54:37Like, if you're interested.
54:39Yeah, totally.
54:41Sad.
54:52Dad?
54:59I'm really sorry about it, have you?
55:03I've heard it all before, Josh.
55:06Is that not a big enough lesson for you that I ended up in a hospital bed?
55:09Are you really that stupid?
55:11I'm sorry, I've promised I won't do it again.
55:23So, are you going the Speedway tonight?
55:27Aces versus the Pirates, what do you think?
55:30Yeah, silly question.
55:32Will you all come in with me?
55:33I thought I was grounded.
55:35Will you come in with me where I can keep an eye on you?
55:38I'll get changed.
55:46You all set?
55:46Nearly.
55:47Just sorting out lesson cover for Matt.
55:49Oh.
55:51How are they doing?
55:53Well, Rosie's alright, but the baby is still really struggling.
55:56Do you think we should pay him a visit on our way home?
55:57Well, it's probably best not to.
55:59I mean, they'll know where we are if they need anything.
56:02And there was me going to suggest that we take the phone off you,
56:04because Zack and Maddie are out.
56:06Are they?
56:07Hmm.
56:08Give us a chance to talk babies of our own.
56:11Maybe even make a start.
56:14You're alright for this, aren't you?
56:16Yes.
56:18Lala, I'll catch you up.
56:20Cheers, Nicole.
56:21Dig it, let's go.
56:22All you do don't stop.
56:28Keep quiet.
56:32Be alone.
56:39Feels like time's old.
56:48Time's old.
57:02Grady, I can't.
57:04Keep up again tomorrow.
57:05He's trouble me.
57:08Vanessa Cooper, here for the head of English.
57:11I'm sorry.
57:12Nicky Boston.
57:13Jealous, Kyle?
57:14No.
57:14Don't go out with skanks.
57:15What?
57:16Are you trying to say you've enjoyed having us around?
57:18Oh, er, been short.
57:22Yes, very much.
57:23Let go of me.
57:30You've got some explaining to do.
57:31Dad.
57:32You know what?
57:32You've had enough chances.
57:33Now you're going to get treated like any other pupil.
57:35Get inside.
57:35Tom, wait.
57:36And what was he doing on this march of yours, apart from fighting?
57:39After everything that we've been through, you promised me.
57:41Of course I promised I had to.
57:43And why are you still smoking this crap?
57:45Tell me!
57:50Cooking for some scary-looking food critics have got our amateur cooks in a sweat.
57:55MasterChef is next here on BBC One.
57:57Over on BBC Three now, son, sex and suspicious parents.
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