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00:00Well, smoke does a trick for me.
00:05800 pounds in cash in there,
00:07all thanks to Kandora's lotions and potions.
00:13And I got your sick MP3 player.
00:15I think it's got one of those talking book apps.
00:18I reckon you could listen to one of those books from book club in about a week,
00:21even if you can't read it.
00:22She's gonna be all right.
00:25There must be nearly 500 pounds missing from this envelope.
00:29Where's the rest of my money?
00:30But, sir, how do you expect us to get this money back?
00:33The same way I did, young man.
00:36By working for it.
00:39Then why are you still smoking this crap?
00:41Tell me!
00:42We're gonna exclude you for a week.
00:44Make no mistake, if you betray my trust again, you are out.
00:47For good.
00:48I sense a little romance in the air?
00:51I'm a married man, Daniel.
00:52Stand aside, please. I am going to see my wife.
00:56Dratley!
00:59Judging by what I've just seen and what the kids think of you,
01:02I really believe that there's a role for you here.
01:05You want me as head of English?
01:07Well, I don't need a bodyguard.
01:09Welcome to Waterloo Road.
01:11Let's go!
01:12Let's go!
01:21Let's go!
01:25Let's go!
01:27Let's go!
01:40Make this work.
01:42I won't do it.
01:46cup a cupboard.
01:50Make this work .
02:10I came as fast as I could. Everything's still okay?
02:17What are you doing? Come on, I'm already late.
02:20Five minutes. Don't forget your PE kit. I won't.
02:23Look, you can't go to school like that, mate. Tuck your shirt in. Don't you care what you look like?
02:28Just because he doesn't spend an hour posing in front of a mirror, unlike some other people I could mention.
02:33What's wrong with looking after yourself? More like loving yourself.
02:36Sometimes I find it hard to believe you two are related. Me too.
02:39Dad, can I borrow a moisturizer? Your daughter, however.
02:44Right, Zach, in the car in five minutes. It's amazing.
02:48You haven't read it properly. Some bits are really crap.
02:51Shut up. It's mint. You think the kid's gonna win, but then he doesn't. I think you should show it
02:55to Mr. Walaby.
02:56No way.
02:57Do you think I can finish reading it properly? Give you some more constructive feedback.
03:01Yeah, okay.
03:02Label. I thought you were gonna walk for us today.
03:06She had the better offer.
03:06You wish.
03:10Hey, cheer up, Shrimp.
03:14You okay?
03:16Yeah, I'm fine.
03:21She's responding really well to the antibiotics.
03:24And we're confident that the infection's cleared up and she's stable.
03:31Hello, Martha.
03:34I'm your daddy.
03:36You can have so much fun, you and me.
03:48What for?
03:51They're talking me into this.
03:52It's the best feeling ever.
03:57All right.
03:58Do you like it, sweet pea?
03:59Okay.
04:05I'll be back at lunch.
04:06Yeah.
04:12I printed off our announcements for assembly this morning.
04:16So?
04:17Anything in red is your line?
04:19Anything you say, boss.
04:21Get a room.
04:23Someone's happy.
04:24You stoned again?
04:25No, no.
04:25We're not a smith now.
04:27Oh, well done.
04:27Nice one, mate.
04:30Shouldn't we go outside?
04:31No, it'll just be a test.
04:32Well, it might not be.
04:38Here's one for you, Mr. Mathematics.
04:40Two across the universal answer.
04:44Forty-two.
04:47Here, anything?
04:48Yeah, we're just having a cup of it before we go out.
04:50It's not a test.
04:51What?
04:52It's somebody smoking in the toilets.
04:54Two sugars, please.
05:02This is not a test!
05:05Come on, you want to go live?
05:07Quickly!
05:09Point will you, watch it, you two!
05:11Kyle, Tarrick, grow up.
05:12Come on, shift yourselves.
05:13What?
05:15Erm, I'm sorry to interrupt your breakfast,
05:18but there is a fire alarm going wrong.
05:19Do you need me to get them to turn it off?
05:21No!
05:21What's wrong with you lot?
05:22Come on, get out!
05:36It exploded.
05:38It wasn't my fault.
05:39OK, we'll just try and calm down.
05:40You try calming down!
05:42You're not the one that nearly got killed!
05:44I don't think it would've killed you.
05:46I would like to see how far Mr. Byrne would get.
05:49With an oven that doesn't get past gas mark six,
05:51a set of cooking knives that are older than me granny,
05:53and an exploding grill!
05:55What are you laughing at?!
05:59I don't know.
06:01Quiet please!
06:03Shut up!
06:06Thank you!
06:08Have any of you got any idea how long it took you to vacate the building?
06:1238 seconds!
06:13Psss!
06:15Anyone else?
06:16Five minutes
06:19Nowhere even close
06:21It took you twelve and a half minutes
06:23And that is not good enough
06:26It was no better at the other assembly points
06:28You're lucky it wasn't a serious fire
06:30And if it had been, some of you would have been killed
06:34We need to get that time down to three minutes
06:37I've assigned two student fire wardens for each year group
06:41To try and sort this mess out
06:43The following students step forward
06:45Year twelve, Katie Pitkin, David Jones
06:48Year thirteen, Kyle Stack
06:51Seeing as you're so keen to get the time down
06:54And Josh Stevenson
06:55Miss Boston is coordinating, I'll leave you in her capable hands
06:59The rest of you inside quietly please
07:03Get to your first lesson
07:08Has the time off done Josh any good?
07:10Yeah, he's pleased to be back
07:12I thought we'd give him some responsibility
07:14Maybe it'll help him focus
07:17Thank you
07:24Right, come on lads, hurry up
07:25That fire alarm set us back
07:27I forgot my boots
07:28I reminded you about that earlier
07:32Size seven, yeah?
07:41Look, just remember what I told you
07:43Hang back, yeah?
07:45Forget about the glory of the strikers
07:47Defenders, they're the real heroes
07:49I get it
07:50I'm rubbish
07:51Keep out of the way
07:53That's not what I'm saying, okay?
07:55The defence is the heart of the team
07:58Right?
08:03Nice boots
08:16That's it, move into space
08:18Look up
08:18Walk the ball
08:20Good part
08:24Come on, Zach
08:28That's it
08:29Walk the ball, move into space
08:31Talk to me
08:31Talk to each other
08:38That's it
08:39Keep running
08:40That's it
08:40Go on, go
08:41Move
08:44To me
08:46To me
08:47To me
08:50To me
08:51I was top 40 of the class in my year
08:53Oh, not really
08:53But I was halfway there
08:54Oh, what was that?
08:56What was that?
08:58And I could have been the headmaster
08:59So yeah, got bloody
09:01I'm rubbish
09:01I'm trying
09:02It's got the sweetest pass ever
09:04I'm sorry, okay?
09:05The girl could have scored that
09:07I know, I'm sorry
09:08What?
09:09Stick to what you got out, Shakespeare
09:15Okay, don't tell anyone about the test later
09:18Just make sure you get everyone out
09:19In under three minutes, okay?
09:21Erm, familiarise yourself with all the fire exits
09:23And the various assembly points
09:25Josh
09:26What do you do if you find a lost year ten?
09:28You point him to the fire and watch him burn
09:31Have you ever considered stand-up, Kyle?
09:33Cos that was really funny
09:35Alright, where's the fire assembly point for years eleven and twelve?
09:39Can't remember, sorry
09:41Oh, God
09:42It's good to see you've been paying attention
09:44It's the playground
09:46Okay, that's it
09:47Go on, go back to your classes
09:50Okay
09:56I'm supposed to remember all of these
09:59You are joking
10:01Yeah
10:01Obviously
10:11I can't believe we lost that match
10:13Don't blame me, you're the one who passed it to Zach
10:15What's your problem?
10:17Just a shame you didn't inherit any sporting talent off your dad
10:20Yeah, he's amazing and crap, I get it
10:23Can't believe you're even related
10:25Are you saying he's not really my dad?
10:26She doesn't really mean it
10:29Maybe she's right
10:32Maybe he isn't
10:43Oi!
10:44Car park
10:45Break time
10:46And don't even think about being late
10:48What, sir?
10:50It's not for discussion
10:50You should have thought about before you nicked my money
10:53Mr Budgin, can I have a word?
10:55I've had a phone call from Kandora Cosmetics
10:58What are you going to make us do?
11:00Wait and see
11:01But I think I'm going to enjoy this
11:04What?
11:06Why are you being so off with us?
11:08Look, I'm busy
11:09Can it wait?
11:10If you wanted to
11:11There's no skin off my nose
11:19Buddy, it was just amazing
11:20Just a holder for the first time
11:22See a little face
11:23Oh, I'm dead sure for you
11:24Listen, I've got a new camera
11:27I could take some photos of you and her if you want
11:30Yeah, yeah
11:32After lunch
11:32Got her introduced to Uncle Chalks, haven't I?
11:35Ha ha
11:48Thanks for coming in at such short notice
11:50Not a problem
11:51Later
11:52Janice, can I leave Mr O'Leary with you?
11:54He's come in to fix the kitchen after this morning's mishap
11:58Yeah, of course
11:58I'm Janice
12:01Craig
12:03Is that my tea?
12:05Oh, yeah
12:06Excuse me fingers
12:07And it looks like it's been the bolt a bit
12:09But that was our delight, that
12:14Thank you
12:14Well, he doesn't know how lucky he is
12:18I'd pay good money to have my tea made by someone like you
12:22Follow me
12:23Gladly
12:26Lauren plagiarist extraordinaire, Andrews
12:31He's OK
12:32Not too disappointing
12:34Use spellcheck
12:37Oi
12:41An improvement
12:43Structurally abysmal
12:45Adequate
12:47Oh dear
12:49Oh dear
12:50Oh dear
12:51I don't even have words for what you produced, Josh Stevenson
12:56A blindfolded chimp could have done better
13:00That big F
13:01On the front
13:03Is for fail
13:09I don't get it, why would I get an F?
13:13I can't help you with the grill
13:14But the fire damage is no biggie by the looks of it
13:17Should be done and dusted by mid-afternoon
13:19Right
13:20I thought you'd be first
13:21Ah, you are an angel
13:23Thank you
13:25So, how long have you been doing this forever?
13:28Well, er, I don't normally, to be honest
13:30See, it's my company, so
13:31I usually run the business side of things
13:33Oof, you too
13:35Plan is to roll out a few more
13:36A few different places, you know
13:38Create a little empire
13:41Don't suppose Mr. Byrne mentioned out about a new grill, did he?
13:46Oh, sorry
13:49Hey, he's got a business to run, give him a break
13:52Hmm
13:54Never trust a man who winks all the time
14:01One more chance for the secret playwright to come forward
14:08Catch you again, it's confiscated, okay?
14:13Someone wrote it
14:14I'm pretty sure it was one of you lot
14:16Because I found it on top of your homework
14:21Look, it's an amazing play
14:23Whoever wrote it should be really proud
14:32Thanks a lot
14:33He loved it, what's your problem?
14:35What's yours?
14:36You have been acting weird all day, isn't he?
14:37Forget it, you wouldn't understand anyway
14:40Naz
14:41It's time to go
14:44Zach
14:45Can I have a word?
14:52I don't like the term servants
14:55No
14:56I prefer to think of you more as skivvies
15:00And skivvies you will remain until you have paid back every penny
15:05Like I said before, we didn't know it was your money
15:07Now I don't normally drive my little rust bucket in
15:11But today, as luck would have it, I did
15:17Inside and out
15:19And be careful with the right wiper blade
15:21It's held on with gaffer tape
15:23It's gonna take hundreds of cars to pay you back, sir
15:25You can't do this to us
15:31Phone
15:34Now remind me
15:35The police, all the nines
15:37All right, sir
15:39We get the picture
15:48Can't wait for book club in English, sir
15:49What?
15:50Movie of Casterbridge
15:51Wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be
15:53Oh
15:54Pleased to hear it
15:55But this week's book is Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
15:58You changed it
15:59You should have checked the notice board
16:01Oh, never mind
16:02There's still plenty of time
16:05Done what you're smiling at
16:06Given the speed you read
16:14You've written plays before?
16:16I've done some short stories
16:17And I've got another idea for a play
16:19But it's probably a bit rubbish
16:21Hey, don't be so hard on yourself
16:23Come on, you've got real talent
16:24You think?
16:25Right, if you don't believe me
16:26What about we do a read-through of it
16:28In drama club at lunchtime?
16:29Everyone will think I'm a loser
16:30It's only drama club
16:31They won't give you a hard time
16:32Don't want my dad finding out
16:35Why?
16:36He won't get it
16:37He doesn't get anything
16:38Well
16:39I used to think that about my dad
16:41But
16:41It's different
16:44In what way?
16:45It's like we don't connect
16:50Mate, of course you're connected
16:55He's your dad
16:57It's like Martha and I
16:58She's my flesh and blood
16:59But what if you found out
17:01She wasn't really yours?
17:02You know, biologically
17:04Would it make a difference?
17:07Well, yeah, I guess it would
17:09Why?
17:10I don't think he's my real dad
17:12We're nothing alike
17:14He's never interested in stuff that I do
17:16He prefers my sister
17:17And I'm the only one in my family
17:19With ginger hair
17:21Hey, if you're worried about it
17:22You should talk to him
17:23No way
17:24What else are you going to do?
17:25Go all CSI and start doing DNA tests?
17:29Just speak to him
17:31I bet you it's all in your head
17:37So, what about the read-through?
17:39Um, yeah, okay
17:41I suppose I don't mind
17:42Yeah, fantastic
17:45I don't mind
17:45I don't mind
17:45I don't mind
17:47I don't mind
17:49I don't mind
18:00I don't mind
18:05I don't mind
18:08I don't mind
18:09I don't mind
18:10I don't mind
18:13I don't mind
18:13I don't mind
18:26Check out Mr Budgean's banging tunes. We've got Barry Manilow, Elaine Page, Babs
18:37Oh, wait for it, wait for it. It's the only bit of Westlife. Westlife? No way, man.
18:43It's sad. Oh, I'm in. What are you doing? Perfect job, innit?
18:57That's stupid, my dad. Have you got time to clean one more?
19:02Of course, sir. Whose idea was this?
19:08Mr Budgean's. Where did the proceeds go?
19:11I'm not sure, you know. I think it's children's hospice, innit?
19:16Oh, right. Keep up the good work.
19:27Okay, okay. A hundred.
19:37Hey, why did he give you all that? I'm doing a paternity test. I don't think Dad's my real
19:43dad. You what? We're too different to be related.
19:47Just because you're not that alike? Well, we're nothing alike. He's sporty, confident,
19:53and he hasn't got ginger hair. Look, you're crazy. How are you gonna do a DNA test without
19:59someone knowing? Plug her hair from the back of his head when he's not looking? You do know
20:06this is a waste of time and money, don't you? Fine. Do you want me to go with you, or?
20:14No. I'll be okay.
20:22This essay for Budgean's well good. Did you nick it off the internet or something?
20:26Stop stressing about it, mate.
20:30You are okay sorting the prefix roller? Yeah.
20:35Where's your brother gone? He's not answering his mobile.
20:38Maybe he's come to his senses and realises he doesn't want to hang out with you.
20:42You mean the same way him and your sister don't want to hang out with you?
20:44What? Yeah. I saw him leaving together earlier.
20:50Oh, no! What? What's up?
20:53I've got to go. Where are you going?
21:02Wait!
21:03Catch up.
21:11Scout.
21:12What?
21:13Your face.
21:15You're not exactly Brad Pitt, are you?
21:17No. It's... it's all blotchy.
21:19And red.
21:20What?
21:21Your face!
21:25Oh, my God! It's Budge's face, please!
21:28Oh!
21:44You've got to kill her!
22:08I'm so sorry.
22:27They're gorgeous, Naz.
22:29They're flowers.
22:30So what?
22:31Yeah, Mum loved them.
22:32She loved custard, too.
22:33But we ain't putting that on her grave.
22:39It doesn't seem that long, does it?
22:44It's nearly time.
23:13No, no, no, don't talk.
23:15If you don't call out at once, I can hardly hear meself think.
23:20Come on.
23:22What are the themes running through the rainbow?
23:27Look at me.
23:30Where did you get that?
23:31Your boot.
23:33Thieving again.
23:34What is this stuff?
23:36It's burning my skin off.
23:37What are you going to do about it?
23:50I thought we agreed.
23:51No tuna in the office?
23:53Oh, er...
23:53Yeah, I've no choice.
23:55Need to go shopping.
23:56You all right?
23:57Hey.
23:58Hey.
23:59What?
23:59What's that smell?
24:00A flouting of the rules is what it is.
24:03Hello, hello.
24:03Ah, just the man.
24:04Your son has written a very impressive piece of drama.
24:08I thought we could do a re-throw of it in Drama Club.
24:09Yeah?
24:10Zach?
24:10Sounds good to me.
24:12Yeah, come and have a listen.
24:13Er, I've got hockey practice.
24:15More important than hearing the first ever performance of your son's work.
24:19Talk about getting your priorities, right?
24:21Yeah, someone can cover.
24:23No, I'd love to come.
24:24Yeah, I'll pop in for a bit.
24:26Great.
24:26Didn't realise he was into all that hearty farty stuff.
24:29Er, excuse me.
24:31Sorry.
24:33Is that...?
24:34Yes, it's tuna.
24:35Yes, it smells.
24:41What do you mean, liquidation?
24:45No, I know what liquidation means.
24:49I want to know how long I've been selling goods for a dodgy company that no longer exists.
24:55I don't care who I sue, but I'm suing it.
24:57Shh!
24:59Er, I demand to speak to a man in...
25:02Well, what's his number?
25:05On the cost of Delsol.
25:08But, hello?
25:10H-hello?
25:11Sounds like it's your problem to sort now.
25:12Well, see ya, Doctor.
25:14What do you want me to do?
25:15Compensation.
25:16It's not possible.
25:16Alright.
25:17I'll just have to tell Mr. Burns and see what he thinks of his moonlighting staff.
25:21No!
25:22Looks like we won't have to have any more cars to wash.
25:26Right!
25:28I want five themes written down by the time I get back!
25:36Hmm.
25:38Kandora Cosmetics have gone under.
25:40Disappeared.
25:42Puff!
25:43You're joking.
25:46Ah.
25:47You already knew.
25:48I tried to tell you earlier.
25:51I'm just as angry as you are.
25:53Oh, I doubt that.
25:55It was a scam.
25:57Untested knock-offs from China.
25:59There's nothing we can do.
26:01I assure you there is plenty I can and will do.
26:06The police are trying to track down anyone who was involved.
26:10We have to lie low.
26:11Not go shouting his mouth up about it.
26:15Police.
26:17What happened?
26:18I'm sorry.
26:19I didn't think there would be...
26:20No!
26:21You didn't think!
26:22Oh, no.
26:23I don't know how I've got involved in this.
26:25And what have I got to show for it?
26:27Eh?
26:28A load of dodgy cosmetics.
26:29I can't shift.
26:30And I've got a pupil with a red raw face threatening to sue me.
26:34Oh, well.
26:35Thank you very much, Ms Croft.
26:37It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
26:39Well, at least now it's all over.
26:41We don't have to spend any more time together.
26:43Huh.
26:44Every cloud.
26:48You pompous old git.
26:53I'm so sorry.
26:55Yeah, I know.
26:55You've got other things on your mind.
26:57A loser called Finn?
26:58No, it's not Finn.
26:59It's all this head girl do is.
27:00Oh, whatever.
27:01No-one's said anything at home this morning.
27:03Course we didn't.
27:04Cos we didn't want to upset Dad.
27:05Oh, shut up!
27:06Both of you just shut up!
27:08Nice one, Trudy.
27:09Now look what you've done.
27:11Not Noah's skived.
27:14How are you?
27:20Anniversaries are never easy.
27:21And who told you?
27:23I make it my business to know about these things.
27:30Are you bearing up?
27:31Fine.
27:40What's wrong?
27:43I messed up.
27:46It's the anniversary of my mum's death to date.
27:49I forgot.
27:51They hate me.
27:52Hey, look.
27:52Of course they don't.
27:54Look, Naz has completely shut me out.
27:57Yeah, I expect it from Tarek but not from her.
27:59Cos she won't talk to me.
28:01It's alright, come on.
28:03I don't get it.
28:04Why keep it a secret?
28:06I could've helped you.
28:07Believe it or not, you probably did me a favour.
28:10What are you talking about?
28:12I'm going travelling.
28:15But thank you.
28:17For what?
28:17Not.
28:18For making me leave.
28:22Brilliant.
28:25Amazing, guys.
28:26Well done.
28:27Well done, Zac.
28:28See what I mean?
28:29Waterloo Road's very own Pinter.
28:32Oh, your mum loves reading so you must get it from her side.
28:34Yeah, that's what I thought.
28:36Look, Zac.
28:36Seriously, I'm really proud of you, mate.
28:38I wish I could write something I could.
28:42Go.
28:43Well, you've obviously got somewhere more important to be.
28:46Hockey practice, mate.
28:47Sorry.
28:49Well, I expected the work to be done by now.
28:51It's not fair on Maggie.
28:52She needs to be using this whole area.
28:55You have no idea how hard it's been for me without that grill.
28:58I've had to completely change my menu.
29:02And he is as good as useless.
29:04He spends more time on that phone than he does fixing this mess.
29:07Look, I admit I have been inundated with work calls all day, but I am 110% on it now.
29:13I promise.
29:13Is everything okay?
29:15No.
29:16I'm sorry.
29:17I'm going to have to find someone more reliable.
29:19Yeah, but we can't find no one until tomorrow, so you might as well let him stay a bit longer.
29:23Yeah, you won't regret it.
29:253.30.
29:26This is mental.
29:28I'm so behind because of all this.
29:31Benny, what's going on?
29:33I did try.
29:35I'm not back on the drugs again if that's what you think.
29:38Is everyone trying to make me pay because of what happened?
29:40Is that why I was marked harder?
29:42What?
29:42Being given all this stuff to do, all the fire ward and stuff.
29:45I don't know where all the exits are.
29:46Will you?
29:48You're not helping yourself.
29:49Stop moaning.
29:50You want people to treat you normally.
29:51Then start behaving normally.
29:54Josh.
29:57Josh!
29:59Smile!
30:00Hey!
30:02Oh, I've got some cracking shots of you, mate.
30:04Oh, thanks pal.
30:05Oh, she's a carker, that's for sure.
30:09See, go back to mummy.
30:11There we go.
30:16We're so grateful to you, aren't we?
30:18We've been amazing through all this.
30:24What's wrong?
30:26Can we have a word?
30:29I'll, er...
30:30I'll get some coffees.
30:39Another doctor's gonna be looking after Martha.
30:42Oh.
30:43Why?
30:45Because...
30:46It's not appropriate anymore.
30:49Because Alex and me are in a relationship.
30:53I didn't plan for anything to happen.
30:55It just did.
30:57With him?
31:01But I thought...
31:05Right.
31:06Okay.
31:07Okay, well...
31:09Just gotta get my head round it, that's all.
31:11Matt.
31:13There's something else.
31:16Alex has been offered this post as a consultant.
31:18I mean, it's a perfect career move and he can't afford not to take it, but...
31:22we may have to move to Bristol.
31:26You've known him five minutes?
31:28Sorry.
31:30Look, I'm not just the mate who provided the sperm, Rosie.
31:32And Martha's dad.
31:34You can't just take her away from me.
31:35Start playing happy families with someone else.
31:37Matt, you're always gonna be Martha's dad.
31:38That's never gonna change.
31:39Look, I understand why you're so angry.
31:41This is a private conversation.
31:42But if you care about her, you'll at least hear her out.
31:44I am reporting you.
31:46I'll get you struck off.
31:48You see how far you get to Bristol then, shall we?
31:50You're taking advantage of her.
31:52She's vulnerable.
31:52Her hormones are all over the place.
31:54She has no idea what she's doing.
31:55I know how it must look, but it's not like that.
31:57Matt.
31:58Matt.
32:00Look, neither of us expected this.
32:02It just happened.
32:04It's a shame you didn't meet Doctor Perfect earlier, isn't it?
32:06That none of this would be happening.
32:07He could have given you your baby.
32:08I'm so, so sorry.
32:09You do what you like with him, but don't involve Martha.
32:12You want to move to Bristol? Fine.
32:13I'm keeping my daughter.
32:15I'm being out with you.
32:17You're welcome.
32:24I am.
32:34I'm getting out my father.
32:42I'm getting out my daughter.
32:44It's a big door.
32:45But I can get you a copy if you want.
33:00How did Josh seem to you earlier?
33:02Why?
33:07No reason.
33:08No, go on, say it.
33:11He seemed a bit out of it.
33:13I just wondered if perhaps he'd not managed to kick it.
33:18I appreciate you trying to help, but he's my son.
33:21And he's fine, he's learnt his lesson, he just needs to be left alone, all right?
33:32Hello.
33:32You all right?
33:33Yeah, fine.
33:34I was thinking, does Mum have changed your genes?
33:38I was just wondering why Zach's got red hair.
33:40Why are you asking me that?
33:42Oh, I've been doing genetics in biology.
33:45What's going on, Maddie?
33:47Promise you won't kick off.
33:49Promise.
33:52Okay.
33:54Zach's doing a DNA test.
33:56He doesn't think you're his real dad.
33:58You what?
33:59But you can't tell him, he'll kill me.
34:02Why?
34:02Well, it's not that big a deal, right?
34:05I can't believe this.
34:07Where is he?
34:08He wouldn't let me go with him.
34:11Oh, you promised.
34:13Yeah, I'm sorry, Maddie, but you can't expect me to ignore this.
34:15What?
34:17Hi, it's Zach.
34:18Sorry I can't take your call right now.
34:21The electrons in the metal ions are excited to higher energy levels by the heat.
34:25The colour can be used to identify the elements.
34:28So, what metal produces this colour?
34:33Josh?
34:35Which metallic element might this be?
34:39Trudy?
34:40The sodium.
34:42Very good.
34:42And how do we refer to the specific wavelengths of light produced?
34:46Mate, I would have got that.
34:47Kyle Stack would have got that.
34:49Ben?
34:50The atomic emission spectrum.
34:52Very good.
34:53So, number two.
34:56What are you doing?
34:57Well, if you'd been listening, you'd know.
34:59You've got to set the fire alarm off.
35:00Calm down, you big girl.
35:02No, put it out!
35:06Moving on.
35:08You're all right.
35:10She's my daughter, so how can we stop this?
35:15This is ridiculous.
35:16Thanks for nothing.
35:23I'm not going to let them get away with this.
35:25What are you doing?
35:26I'm going to ring the hospital.
35:27Let them know what Dr Stolum's been up to.
35:30Don't do anything when you feel like this.
35:32Why not?
35:33I will get him sacked.
35:36Look, if Rosie loves him, getting him sacked won't change things.
35:40It'll just make her hate you.
35:42Sorry, are you defending them?
35:44Of course I'm not defending them.
35:44Just get out, all right?
35:46I need some space.
35:48Go!
35:58You waiting for a bus, here?
36:00What's we're all o'clock watching?
36:01There's nothing.
36:06Right, okay, everyone.
36:07Josh is the fire.
36:08We can also do as he says.
36:10Come on, then, Josh.
36:11What are we doing?
36:12All right, keep it together, mate.
36:17There's a fire exit right up there.
36:20Weird.
36:21Josh, what's going on, mate?
36:26What are you doing?
36:27It's okay.
36:28Hey, mate, it's okay.
36:29Make your way to the appropriate assembly points, please.
36:32Quick as you can.
36:33Come on, Finn.
36:35What?
36:52Do you like me?
36:53Hang on one second.
36:54What?
36:54You lot keep moving.
36:56Criminal?
36:58No, no.
36:59I didn't realise.
37:01I gave him my permission for the test.
37:05Sure.
37:06Great.
37:06Well, um...
37:08I'll look for you and for me later, then.
37:12Lewis, hurry up.
37:14Come on, keep moving.
37:18Looking good!
37:20What have you done to yourself?
37:22It's not mine.
37:23Well, whose is it?
37:25It's Josh's.
37:25What?
37:26He started freaking out, sir.
37:27Hitting a fire alarm when it was already going off.
37:29I wanted to go after him, but...
37:32Oh, man.
37:37Josh?
37:44Josh?
38:00Well, I'm...
38:02We're...
38:03I'm going to be good.
38:04I'll be right back.
38:08You...
38:23Josh!
38:26Josh, are you OK?
38:28What are you doing here?
38:29It won't stop.
38:31Can you get the first aid kit?
38:38You're fine.
38:40Why's it all going wrong, Dad?
38:42What?
38:43Don't know everything today.
38:50Come on, mate. Let's get you sorted.
38:52You'll be OK.
38:54OK, well done, everyone.
38:55You managed to knock ten minutes off the previous time.
38:58We did it in two and a half minutes, and that's a record, I think.
39:02Unfortunately, this won't mean an earlier finish.
39:04I need you all back in your classes as soon as possible.
39:10Grantley, how much did you raise at the car wash?
39:12Scout said it was for the children's hospice, right?
39:15Did she?
39:16Yeah.
39:17That's right.
39:19Raise much?
39:19Nah.
39:22I can have Janice put it in the safe for you.
39:29Looks like a lot to me.
39:35Zach, I've been looking for you.
39:38I had a call from a clinic a while ago.
39:42Something about a DNA test?
39:44What's going on?
39:47There's no way we're related.
39:49Everybody thinks so.
39:51What do you mean, everyone?
39:52Harley, Naz, Maddy.
39:54Maddy?
39:55I was talking to Mr Wilding.
39:57And he said he'd feel different if Martha wasn't really his.
40:01So I thought that was maybe why...
40:02Mr Wilding.
40:05Do you know that what you did was illegal?
40:08You know, I had to cover for you and say that you had my permission.
40:11Do you realise how much trouble you could get in?
40:15I mean, what even possessed you?
40:17You know, why didn't you just come to me first?
40:21Don't those tests cost money.
40:24Where'd you get the money from?
40:26Sold my laptop.
40:28I don't believe this, mate.
40:31Is everything all right?
40:33Enjoy my meddling, dear.
40:34Come to have another go?
40:37I'm sorry.
40:38Zach has got another DNA test done because of you.
40:41You know what?
40:41You've been a dad for all of five minutes.
40:42Now you reckon you know it all.
40:46No.
40:47But I know I'll never take my child for granted.
40:50Oh, right.
40:50What's that supposed to mean?
40:52He's an amazing kid.
40:53And you have no idea.
40:55He has absolutely no self-confidence because of you.
40:58He feels completely alienated.
41:00All I'm trying to do is help him, to encourage him.
41:03Yet the whole time he's worried about what you think.
41:06What was it you called it earlier?
41:07Arty farty.
41:08Brilliant.
41:10It's no wonder he questions whether you're his dad.
41:12I would.
41:17What?
41:18You can't blame me for being annoyed.
41:20Worried more like.
41:23Zach.
41:30You knew it was a test.
41:31You didn't need to panic.
41:34Why did you do it?
41:37There.
41:38It's not too bad.
41:39You OK?
41:42What happened?
41:44He just slipped on some glass and he's rushed to get out quickly.
41:47I think I was a little too severe at the fire warden training.
41:50He's...
41:50He's fine.
41:51He's doing really well.
41:52Yeah, it's just a bit shaking, aren't you, Josh?
41:54Oh, well done on the evacuation.
41:55Whatever your methods, they obviously worked.
41:59And you take it easy, OK?
42:07I did it for Josh.
42:09OK?
42:11You got a second?
42:25You need to get him to a GP as soon as possible.
42:27It's just a bit wobbly.
42:30Do you not think he needs to talk to someone?
42:35Think about what he's done, OK?
42:37It's...
42:38It's not normal behaviour.
42:40Just take him to a GP and see what they say.
42:42Why...
42:42Why don't you just stick to basic first aid
42:45and leave the psychology to the people that know what they're talking about?
42:57I don't think he's done.
43:25I was just about to call you.
43:28Alex feels teri-
43:33Alex feels terrible.
43:35He didn't want to make things worse today.
43:37Matt, I know this sounds really awful now, but in a way, I thought you'd be a bit relieved.
43:42That you were taking my daughter to the other side of the country?
43:47Why is that?
43:48Remember how hard it was for me to talk you into all this?
43:51Even when I was pregnant, I knew you were worried.
43:55It's different now.
43:57Martha's here.
43:58I love her.
44:00I've cuddled her.
44:02And I want to be able to cuddle her every day.
44:06Not just once a month or whatever it will be.
44:09And that's why Alex made me come.
44:10He's the one that wants you to know he's going to do everything he can now to get work as
44:14close to Rochdale as possible.
44:19He doesn't want to take Martha away from you.
44:23Neither do I.
44:38I don't want you to be lonely.
44:43I know.
44:50Right.
44:53If you want me to call it off with him, I will.
44:57You're my friend and I made a commitment to you first.
45:15I'm not going to ruin your chance at happiness, darling.
45:27So, what is the main theme, Zach?
45:34I haven't read it.
45:38Nassim!
45:42Maybe it would be quicker to ask if anyone has actually read it.
45:49Really?
45:50I'd love to hear your thoughts.
45:53Well, I think it's loneliness what makes a monster do what he does.
45:57Especially when he realises even Frankenstein hates him.
46:02Hmm.
46:03An example?
46:04Or have you just swallowed a section of the book notes?
46:09Um, well, there's that bit where he says something about everyone thinking he was horrible.
46:16Especially the bloke who made him.
46:18That's when I started feeling really sorry for him.
46:21Mm-hmm.
46:22I know the section.
46:26Page...
46:26Page 83.
46:30Go on, then.
46:32Read it aloud.
46:41All men hate the...
46:45W...
46:46W...
46:47W...
46:47W...
46:47W...
46:47W...
46:48W...
46:48W...
46:50How, then, must I?
46:55How have you managed to read a whole book in a day when you can barely manage two sentences?
47:01I...
47:02I listened to an audio book.
47:05I'm the only one who made an effort, and still you're giving me a hard time.
47:09Oh, sit down, Harley.
47:19You know, you have an impressive grasp of the narrative.
47:24Now, with a little help with the reading, you could get a lot out of Book Club.
47:29Really?
47:30Mm-hmm.
47:32You gonna help me?
47:34I suppose I could give you some extra tuition.
47:38That'd be great.
47:42Okay.
47:55Nice.
47:56You all right?
47:57Not you as well.
47:58I'm fine.
48:00Trudy feels really bad.
48:01She should.
48:04Just imagine how you'd feel if you'd forgotten.
48:08I know how you feel, you know.
48:10Your mum died too, did she?
48:12My girlfriend did.
48:16Oh, yeah, I forgot.
48:18It's not the same, though.
48:20No, you're right.
48:22But I do know what it feels like to want to share stuff with someone who's not there anymore.
48:27Right.
48:29Come here.
48:35Shh, quick, quick.
48:36She's coming.
48:37Ta-da!
48:39A, er, small something to say sorry for being under your feet all day.
48:44Mr. Byrne agreed to this?
48:46Er, no.
48:48It's a present.
48:48From me to you.
48:51What's the catch?
48:52A mate of mine owed me a favour.
48:54Honest.
48:57What the hell?
48:58I love it.
49:04Ed, what's up?
49:06No.
49:07It's just one of them deers.
49:09Thanks.
49:12Well, I don't know about you, but I ain't half worked up a first.
49:16Oh, er, well, I'd love to go for a drink, but I can't.
49:19I've got to, um...
49:20Well, I didn't mean that.
49:23Oh.
49:24Sorry.
49:25It's nice meeting you.
49:26Yeah.
49:32All right?
49:33Yep.
49:34Look, Jez, I was trying to help Zach as a teacher.
49:37I didn't mean to criticise what you do.
49:38Well, it's a bit late for that.
49:39The damage has been done.
49:41I'm sorry.
49:43Like, it's a DNA test.
49:45It's hardly the end of the world, is it?
49:46Well, we'll have to wait and see.
49:49You're not sure that he's yours?
49:52I don't know.
49:53I mean, we separated for a month or two just before she got pregnant,
49:57and I was away a lot.
49:58I mean, I'd dealed niggle, but...
50:02Well, my grandad had Redhaven.
50:05I managed to reassure myself with that.
50:08So what happens now?
50:12I'm gonna go and meet Zach, and then we're gonna wait for the call.
50:15Right, well, pull out.
50:16Say that you don't give her permission.
50:18Well, how's that gonna make Zach feel?
50:20I mean, it's just gonna make him more suspicious.
50:23No, I'm just gonna have to go through with it
50:25and hope that I'm worrying about nothing.
50:27Right.
50:27Whatever happens, whatever the results,
50:30you can't erase 14 years just like that.
50:33What if he's not mine?
50:35Who knows what he'll do?
50:37I just wish I had more time to put things straight.
50:45I'd better go and find out.
50:51I don't understand.
50:52I thought I'd start feeling more normal after I quit.
50:55You really haven't been smoking?
50:57Josh!
50:58How's the hand, mate?
51:01Nothing too serious.
51:02Just enough to get him out of washing up for a while.
51:06Sorry, Finn, we're in a bit of a rush, mate.
51:08Yeah, no worries.
51:29I don't get it, Dad.
51:34Well, we should go to the doctors.
51:37Why?
51:38Well, find out why you're feeling like this,
51:39why you feel so anxious.
51:41I don't get what I've done wrong.
51:44Well, let's just get it checked out, mate.
51:45Well, let's just get it checked out.
51:59Yeah.
52:01Don't worry, I paid over the odds for it.
52:03It's not going to give you any trouble.
52:05My mum's told you.
52:07Yeah.
52:08But under duress.
52:10She's very loyal to her sister of yours, you know.
52:12Thanks.
52:14How else are you going to write your screening script, eh?
52:24Listen, if you want me to read stuff that you write, I'd love to.
52:28You don't have to.
52:28I want to.
52:32And I'm glad that we're different.
52:36I don't want you to change.
52:38So I want you to know
52:41that whatever the results are,
52:44I love you for who you are.
52:47I mean, we do hate him, you and me, right?
52:53Hello?
52:56Yeah, yeah, I'm Jeremy Diamond.
53:00OK, go for it.
53:08Yeah, thanks.
53:11Yeah, thanks very much.
53:13Bye.
53:17Are you pleased?
53:19What do you think?
53:28Oh, just perfect.
53:31I'll be glad when today's over, too.
53:36I shouldn't have shouted at you earlier.
53:38It wasn't your fault.
53:40Is that an apology?
53:45I'm good, too.
53:47We went in to make money
53:48and we came out in debt.
53:51We had some fun, I suppose.
53:54I suppose.
54:01It's the takings from the car washing.
54:04I explained it all to Mr. Byrne
54:06that you needed the money for Fleur.
54:08Big softie, after all.
54:12Is everything OK?
54:15Oh, not really.
54:17Fleur's not well.
54:18They've called the doctor.
54:20He moan here.
54:21God, I'm so sorry.
54:23If there's anything I can...
54:26We're just off to see it.
54:28Care home, yeah.
54:33What's the matter with you?
54:34Craig, I've been playing with him all day.
54:36Asked him to go for a drink
54:37and he blew me right out.
54:38Oh, I'm sorry, Ginny.
54:40Please?
54:41T1.
54:42A certain young man
54:43asked me to give you this.
54:54What for?
54:55For hiring the man of my dreams.
54:57Good night, all.
55:10But the fire alarm was going off.
55:12So why did you smash the glass?
55:19Josh.
55:21You seem a bit on edge.
55:23Is everything OK?
55:25What do you mean?
55:27Your dad mentioned
55:27you hadn't been quite yourself.
55:31I just feel like
55:32everything's a lot harder.
55:35Like it's a lot more difficult.
55:37Why do you think that is?
55:42What?
55:45How long have you been feeling like this?
55:52I don't want you to worry
55:53but I'm going to refer you
55:54to a psychiatrist
55:55just so you can speak to someone
55:57about any problems.
56:00You'll receive a letter soon
56:01with an appointment
56:03and please
56:04try not to worry.
56:05OK?
56:10Will you stand way outside for a minute?
56:14Could I have a quick word?
56:25I know you're not a psychiatrist.
56:28I just want to know
56:29what you're thinking.
56:31I can tell you're thinking something.
56:33I'm very reticent to see anything.
56:36I just want to prepare myself.
56:38I promise I won't hold you to anything
56:39that stays within these four walls.
56:41Please.
56:43Well,
56:44I'm no expert
56:46but I'd say
56:47he's displaying the symptoms
56:49of a psychotic breakdown.
56:51What does that mean?
56:52It could be a one-off.
56:54If it were to keep happening
56:55it could mean it's schizophrenia.
56:58But please don't worry
56:59till you see someone
57:00who knows what they're talking about.
57:02Thank you for your time.
57:04No problem.
57:11All right.
57:12Come on.
57:13Let's get you home.
57:19She doesn't recognise me.
57:22She looks straight through
57:23at me most of the time.
57:25He's a bright kid
57:26and it's not fair
57:27for him to be kept
57:28in the dark about this.
57:29Go and be with your wife.
57:31He's tendering his resignation.
57:34Oh, Josh.
57:35Come on.
57:36I think we've lost grandly.
57:37What about the paper?
57:38The one's got to be finished by.
57:40Three o'clock this afternoon.
57:41You can give your article to Zach
57:42to start formatting, please.
57:43There is no article.
57:46This is a disaster.
57:48Where are you hiding?
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