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00:00Doesn't your sister look great?
00:02Let's get going.
00:04Come on, come on, come on.
00:06When I saw the state of the boys' exam results,
00:09I realised something had to be done.
00:11Awful or not, separating boys and girls isn't going to work.
00:14If you have any problems,
00:16then I'd like you to take them to our new head of pastoral care.
00:20I'm sure you'll find each other equally challenging.
00:24I'd like to introduce you to our latest addition.
00:26This is Mr Kyle Stack.
00:27Are you locking up?
00:28You are not running away again.
00:31Pex, please.
00:32What, you off to scare some more girls, are you?
00:34What?
00:35Everyone knows what a pathetic little pervy I'm...
00:37Who's been saying that?
00:38Was it Pex?
00:38Everyone, mate.
00:40Kyle!
00:42Kyle!
00:42Kyle!
00:43Tell him it ain't torture.
00:45No!
00:48Look, I'm safe.
00:49I must have looked like a right state.
00:52See, that's impossible.
00:53It could never happen.
00:54Good luck.
01:12How you feel?
01:13Yeah.
01:14I'm outside drawers now.
01:16All right, then.
01:17See you in a bit.
01:18Bye.
01:22Shall we go and see baby Brooke?
01:26Oh, you look dead smart, love.
01:29I'll feed Brooke.
01:30Really, we haven't got time for this.
01:32You're going to school, that's the end of it.
01:33Yeah, I said I would, didn't I?
01:35Maybe she needs changing.
01:37Then if she does, then I'll deal with it.
01:38That's what I'm here for.
01:40Look, I'll tell you how today's gonna go.
01:41You're gonna go to school.
01:43You're gonna have a laugh with your mates.
01:45And then everything's gonna get back to normal.
01:47That's what we agreed.
01:48You just wanna keep her for yourself.
01:49Billy, that's not true.
01:50But you're not a mum, I am.
01:51Go to school, Billy.
01:53No.
01:54I don't want to go to school.
01:56I wanna stay here and look after my baby.
01:58Go to school, please.
02:00No!
02:00Go to school!
02:08Hello, Denise.
02:09I'm Miss Taylor.
02:10Billy's just coming.
02:11Billy!
02:16Say bye-bye to Brooke.
02:18What, is she not coming to the school crash?
02:19Not today, no.
02:21Why?
02:22That's none of your business, Denise.
02:24Go on.
02:26Say hello to your mum for me, love.
02:31You should decide what's happening with Brooke.
02:33She's your baby, Bella.
02:41Look at the state of him.
02:44He's been wearing the same shirt all week.
02:46He looks scruffier than most of the kids.
02:48He spends all his time at the care home, he's flat.
02:52He's neglecting himself a bit, though.
02:54A bit?
02:55Maybe one of us should have a word.
02:57And by one of us, you mean me.
03:00Yeah, well, blokes aren't good at that sort of thing, are they?
03:05Yeah.
03:06Morning.
03:08Dressed for the job, I see.
03:09Well, she's under more scrutiny when you're the head, aren't you?
03:13Could they do?
03:14Don't worry.
03:15Not after it full time.
03:18That's Billy Taylor there with Denise.
03:20She's gonna need a lot of support.
03:22I've got her booked in first thing.
03:24On the ball, as ever.
03:28You know, that Kyle's stack still seems like a bit of an outsider.
03:30Yeah, he's not the sort to form friendships early.
03:34I think I'll pull him and finch shark in for a bit in a chat.
03:37What, show him who's boss, eh?
03:39For the day.
03:44Billy Taylor?
03:46I'm Ms Lawal, new head of pastoral care.
03:50You the one Mum's been talking to on the phone?
03:53Yeah, she's filled me in a bit about your situation.
03:56Come to my office at registration and we'll catch up then.
04:02Well, I've got to get to work.
04:04Make sure you tell Ms Lawal what's happening with your Mum.
04:08Got any pictures?
04:10What?
04:10Of the baby.
04:12Is she cute or what?
04:13Yeah, my cousin's just had one.
04:15It's well ugly.
04:16But saying that, so is she.
04:18Let's not talk about babies, eh?
04:32When a girl has a crush on the bottom, she usually just writes in my note or tries to snog
04:37him off me.
04:38What are you going on about?
04:40You and Nate Gurney.
04:41Oh, don't be daft.
04:42We just like hanging around together, that's all.
04:44Hanging out together how often?
04:47Every night this week.
04:49Well, that's not just hanging out.
04:51That's getting to know each other.
04:52Okay, so maybe I fancy him a bit, but still, we're just mates.
04:56He don't like me like that.
04:58Well, he's gay, isn't he?
04:59Just because he's gay he doesn't mean he fancies me.
05:02Besides, I'm not even his type.
05:04Well, you know how to find out.
05:06Ask him.
05:07That hole in your face isn't just for eating crisps, you know.
05:12Is she on a boat?
05:16That was Mum.
05:17I've seen if you're alright.
05:19Why doesn't she ask me herself?
05:20I don't know.
05:21Maybe she doesn't want to hear the answer.
05:23Yeah, well, I've told you I do.
05:25I want to know what's going on with you.
05:26Anyone can see you paranoid.
05:28Just leave it.
05:29Alright.
05:30You're really happy to be home, right?
05:31And nothing's playing on your mind.
05:32The last thing you need is your little sister banging on about it.
05:39Morning, miss.
05:40Oh, morning, Jonah.
05:42There's Mercer.
05:43I did it last night.
05:44It's not due in till Friday.
05:47Blimey, I wish your other classmates were as keen.
05:50Well, Spanish is my favourite subject.
05:52I was thinking of going on holiday there next year.
05:54See how I got on speaking the language?
05:56Do you know what I've been thinking?
05:58You don't get enough real Spanish-talking class.
06:00Do you think if I offered conversation classes,
06:03I'd get some of them to sign up?
06:05No, I would.
06:07Why don't you find out if anyone else is interested?
06:09I could put up a notice.
06:11I'm free at lunchtime if you are.
06:13Alright.
06:14Okay.
06:22Morning.
06:23Morning.
06:25Morning.
06:26Morning.
06:30Morning.
06:31What a slick rugby.
06:32You're getting worse.
06:34What a mess.
06:35What?
06:35Oh, I want to see inside your house.
06:37No, you won't.
06:38It is to use the proverbial a tip.
06:40Well, how did it get into that state?
06:41Well, I go from here straight to the home fleurs in,
06:46sit talking for two hours to someone who doesn't know who I am,
06:50and then I get home, eat something out of a box,
06:53down the best part of a bottle of whiskey bed and back here again.
06:56You need a woman's touch, Grantley.
06:58Never mind, a woman with a degree in domestic science.
07:01You?
07:02Well, you know, look, I'm just saying that if you need any help...
07:06Not from you, I don't.
07:12What have I done now?
07:13It's what you've not done.
07:18It's time that you two buried the hatchet.
07:20No way.
07:21He nearly killed Bex with that dog of his.
07:23And now I don't have a dog, thanks to you.
07:25See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
07:27You know, you two have got a lot more in common than you may think you have.
07:31So I want you to shake hands now and get on with it.
07:35You can't make us do that, no?
07:36I can't make you do anything, but I'm asking you to do it.
07:40I don't want any bad blood in this school.
07:43I'm not going to shake his hand and I don't want to be his mate.
07:46Same here.
07:48Okay.
07:51You.
07:54You're lucky that you're still at this school.
07:56Any more trouble and you'll be out.
07:58And you.
08:00You step out of line and we'll be down on you like a ton of bricks.
08:05You know, one day, you two are going to grow up, strange as that may seem.
08:10And I guarantee that you will both look back on this
08:13and you'll realise that you are behaving like complete idiots.
08:17Out.
08:25Sir, do you get paid more money if you're standing in for Mrs Fisher?
08:29Wish I did.
08:30Yeah, well I think you should.
08:32So all the problems going to Mrs Fisher's door are now going to come to you.
08:35Really?
08:36Yeah, and there's a case of child theft that needs to be looked into.
08:40Child theft.
08:41Do you want to expand?
08:42Yeah.
08:43Billy Taylor's mum's trying to steal her baby.
08:45Oh, come on, Janice.
08:46Don't be so ridiculous.
08:47What?
08:48It's true.
08:49I heard it.
08:51Okay.
08:53What exactly did you hear?
08:56Shouting.
08:57Yes.
08:58Yeah, but all I know is that Billy was in a right state.
09:01Well, Miss Lowell's dealing with Billy, so you don't need to trouble yourself any more.
09:05Yeah, and I've told her to tell Miss Lowell what her mum was doing to her.
09:07Janice, I really don't need you stirring up trouble, especially today.
09:11Just get on with your own job.
09:12Oh, yeah, because that's all I'm good for, isn't it?
09:14Being a school's secker.
09:18What was that?
09:19What?
09:21That.
09:27Janice, this might sound like a really stupid question, but do you have a baby in your drawer?
09:33No way.
09:35Well, it'll be well cruel to keep a baby in a drawer.
09:42But I do have one in the stationary cupboard.
09:50Crash.
09:51Now, please.
09:52Oh, well, she's not doing no while.
09:53Why do we have to take her to the crash?
09:54Because that's where she goes every other day.
09:56Why is today so different?
09:57Oh, well, they didn't know it was a crime, so what?
09:59I spent time with your baby.
10:06Come on, Sherry.
10:09Amazing.
10:22Come on.
10:23Come on.
10:24Come on.
10:24Come on.
10:24Take a seat.
10:30I find him being back.
10:33Are you a little nervous?
10:36Is that what my mum told you?
10:38That I'm nervous?
10:40Oh, no, I've got me own eyes.
10:41We booked a place on the crash for baby Brooke.
10:44Thought you were bringing her in today.
10:45Mum says Brooke's got to stay at home with her.
10:47She reckons I should concentrate on getting things back to normal at school.
10:52I'm trying, I swear.
10:53Well, maybe it's for the best.
10:55Until you settle back in at school.
10:59Right, let's get the first day over, eh?
11:01Any problems, I'm here to help.
11:05Go on, off you go.
11:15Loving the enthusiasm.
11:18I know.
11:19Waterloo Road kids signing up for extra classes.
11:21It's a big ask.
11:22Well, if anyone can get them to come, it'll be you.
11:24Oh, gosh.
11:25I'm flattered.
11:26It's appreciated.
11:27There's not many teachers at this school that give up their own time to help out with things like this.
11:31There are some special pupils in this school and I just want to see them reach their full potential.
11:35Brilliant.
11:40Tom, Kyle Stack doesn't play for any of the school teams, does he?
11:44No.
11:45Have you asked him?
11:46Look, er, Kyle seems more interested in kicking his classmates than he does at football.
11:50Look, besides that, I've got Finn Sharkey in the senior team.
11:52He's essential.
11:53They're sworn enemies.
11:53That is my point.
11:54I thought, now, hear me out, if you could get them both playing on the same team,
11:59that might help them forget their differences.
12:01What do you think?
12:04I don't know if he's any good.
12:05I'll give him a trial at lunchtime.
12:07Cheers, Tom.
12:08Best of luck.
12:13Billy!
12:14What did Miss Lowell say?
12:15She said my mum's been talking to her.
12:18She said they both agreed that my mum should look after Brooke.
12:20I can't believe it.
12:22What, so she's backing your mum against you?
12:24Brooke is your baby, Billy.
12:26My mum's been saying all sorts of things about me.
12:28It's that I'm not fit to look after her.
12:30They said the same about me.
12:32If I were to give our Cheryl away, it would have been the worst mistake of my life.
12:36Look, you've got to do something.
12:38It's no use.
12:39I thought I'd have made up the mines.
12:41Look, where should you be now?
12:44Food technology.
12:44I'll get to class.
13:03Your first day back, Billy, and you're late.
13:06I'll see you, Miss Lowell.
13:07Come on.
13:08Right, take a seat.
13:09You work folders out for you.
13:11The girls are doing theory today.
13:13Miss, why is no one talking?
13:16Isn't it great?
13:18See what happens when the year ten boys come in.
13:28Yes?
13:29Sir, need help with question one?
13:32Er, what one?
13:35Get back in your seats.
13:36Sir, I don't feel well.
13:37You'll feel a lot worse if you don't get back in that seat.
13:44Yes?
13:45Oh, you know what, it's all right, sir.
13:48I don't need any help.
13:49Sir, he said he didn't have a clue.
13:52Sir, it proper stinks in here.
13:54I can't smell anything.
13:56Sir, it smells really, really bad.
13:58It's like an old tramp's let himself in or something.
14:02Oh, right, that's enough.
14:04Get on with your work by yourselves.
14:06I don't care if you pass all fame.
14:13Have you told Billy Taylor it's all right?
14:15Her mum's taken the baby.
14:16What I said to Billy is confidential.
14:18Okay, madam?
14:18Yeah, and it was her that told me.
14:20And I don't think it's fair that because she's a single mum, she don't get no rights.
14:24The baby's Billy's.
14:25No one's disputing that.
14:26Yeah, and her mum's dead set on nicking that baby.
14:28Well, if you don't know that, then you shouldn't even be in your job.
14:32If I were you, I'd keep your opinions to yourself.
14:34I've got ten years' experience dealing with children's problems.
14:37Fine.
14:38If you're not going to look after Billy, I will.
14:40Yeah, but you will stay out of this.
14:42That's an instruction.
14:51All right?
14:53Yeah.
14:56Listen, I'm sorry about your dog.
14:58It's all right.
14:59My fault, really.
15:00Shouldn't have used him to fight my battles.
15:14Had a good laugh last night, mate.
15:15Yeah, it was brilliant.
15:16It was a fluke, though.
15:18We'll have a rematch tonight.
15:19Yeah, if you want to get totally humiliated.
15:21Cool.
15:24Maybe we could do something else instead of playing computer games.
15:28Sounds good.
15:33What are you talking to that queen for?
15:35Shut up, Finn.
15:49What's the letter about?
15:51Where the hell did you get this?
15:52Who's the guy?
15:54I'm not answering any of your questions.
15:57Bex.
15:58What's he on about that there's money to be made?
16:00He sounds like a flaming gangster or something.
16:03He stole it at my locker.
16:04Okay, I'm sorry that I went in your bag.
16:06Yeah, but I'm worried about you.
16:08I'm even more worried now I've read that.
16:10Don't do anything like this again.
16:11Why can't you just answer my question?
16:15Who's Hodge?
16:15Why is he so desperate to see you?
16:20You're scared of him, aren't you?
16:21Look.
16:22You mention his name one more time and I'm leaving.
16:26Do you understand me?
16:27I'm not coming back.
16:33I've won that one off as well.
16:36Best of luck.
16:38Janice won't be convinced she's wrong until Billy's Montech's a lie detector test.
16:42She's on a mission.
16:43Hmm.
16:44I might get the mum in sometime this week.
16:46Have a chat about it.
16:48It's not about what this is making me feel uneasy.
16:50Yeah.
16:51She was doing well.
16:52Grades were above average, then bang.
16:55She got pregnant and all of her education stopped.
16:58It'd be a real waste if she leaves here without any qualifications.
17:15Kyle?
17:16Kyle, could you please concentrate on your work?
17:18What's the point?
17:19I don't understand the word.
17:21I was thinking about his dead dog, miss.
17:23Shut it, you!
17:24Kyle, please.
17:25Can't you see that he's hoping that you'll respond the way you do?
17:31Miss Montoya, can you have a few minutes with Kyle Stack, please?
17:34Of course, Mr Clarkson.
17:36Me?
17:37What for?
17:37Just wait outside.
17:43Finn?
17:46Everything all right?
17:47Oh, he's just so aggressive.
17:48You can't even look at him and he takes offence.
17:51Well, I'll have a word with him, thank you.
17:58Why is everyone picking on me?
17:59Because you give them the satisfaction of responding.
18:02Well, I didn't do anything.
18:04So what was going on in there?
18:07I hate Spanish.
18:09Well, is there anything that you are interested in?
18:13Football?
18:15It's all right.
18:16You play?
18:18Sometimes.
18:19Well, what about joining the lads at lunchtime?
18:22Just for a kickabout, see if you can make the team.
18:24I don't know.
18:25Kyle, you haven't made a single friend since you started here.
18:28No wonder you're bored.
18:29I don't think I'll be very good.
18:31Well, that's what practice is for.
18:33To get better.
18:35Give it a go, eh?
18:38I suppose.
18:40Good. Come.
18:47So, are you going Miss Montoya's conversation class?
18:50Are you kidding?
18:51In my lunch break?
18:52Nah.
18:53I've got better things to do in my spare time.
18:55What about you?
18:56Er...
18:57I'm not too sure, yeah.
19:00Brantley?
19:01I had some free time, so I've cooked you up some suppers.
19:05For God's sake, I don't need looking after.
19:08Right.
19:09Well, there's plenty of us in here who think that you do.
19:11Well, I don't want charity.
19:19I'm so glad I've wasted our morning cooking.
19:21He doesn't want to know, does he?
19:23There's a bolognese, a chicken curry and a steak pie in that.
19:27Well, I'll have it if it's going begging.
19:29Now, listen, it's Grantly's and Grantly is going to get it,
19:31but I just think I'm going to need your help, OK?
19:37Billy.
19:40Janice tells me you're worried about your mum keeping Brooke at home.
19:43She shouldn't have said anything.
19:44Well, if you're missing Brooke, it's quite natural.
19:46You can always give your mum a ring from my office to know if you want.
19:50Brooke's in safe hands, you know.
19:52It might feel like your mum's spending more time with the baby,
19:55but that's just because she knows how important school is to you.
20:00I've missed a lot of schooling, Billy.
20:02The best thing you can do is get your qualifications.
20:12Hey, fancy have you got any pictures tonight?
20:14I feel like I haven't seen you for ages.
20:15I'm busy with Nate tonight.
20:17What, again?
20:18I've seen a lot of him lately.
20:20Is something going on between the two of you?
20:21No.
20:23Just mates, that's all.
20:26Tom.
20:27Go on.
20:28Now's your chance.
20:29Are you sure about this?
20:30Yes!
20:31Go on.
20:32Go on.
20:34Go on.
21:01Who asked you to talk to that Miss Lowell for me?
21:03Look, I thought she could have helped.
21:05Well, she didn't.
21:06Well, did you tell her how your mum's trying to take over the baby like a set?
21:08She's on my mum's side.
21:10Yeah, and I'm on yours.
21:12I've seen with me own eyes this morning how your mum was going on,
21:15holding Brooke as if she was hers.
21:18So you really believe me?
21:22I thought I was going mad.
21:24Look, let's go to your mum's now and have it out.
21:28Us mums need to sit together.
21:32Uh, Jonah?
21:34Hey.
21:37Sorry, um, this is a bit embarrassing,
21:39but you're the only one that's signed up for conversation classes so far.
21:43Oh, right.
21:44Obviously, I'm not as inspiring as I might have hoped.
21:48Yeah, no worries.
21:49Good.
21:50I mean, your grades are outself a friend.
21:52What?
21:53Oh, you want to come to the class?
21:54Oh, no, not want to.
21:56I just assumed that you wouldn't want to.
21:58I'm afraid you are.
22:00Um, well, I'll see you at lunchtime.
22:02Yeah.
22:03Okay.
22:03Thanks.
22:04Thanks.
22:06Thanks.
22:07Thanks.
22:18Thanks.
22:21Thanks.
22:24Thanks.
22:24Thanks.
22:24Thanks.
22:26Thanks.
22:27Thanks.
22:32Thanks.
22:56Mom?
23:02What are you doing, Hope?
23:04She wants to see her baby.
23:06Well, she's settled.
23:08Why are you not at school?
23:11Well, Billy wants to speak to you about a few things.
23:13What exactly's going on?
23:16Come on.
23:21I know you're only trying to help,
23:24but Brooke's my baby, not yours.
23:28You're doing too much and I need you to stop.
23:32I can't stop, Billy.
23:34She's a baby.
23:36Somebody needs to look after her.
23:38Well, what about her mum stay out of this, you?
23:43Go on.
23:44You've got retention now.
23:49You just want her for yourself.
23:50You can't look after her.
23:52You're not safe to be left with her.
23:54I'm not having my granddaughter put at risk.
23:57What risk?
23:59I love her.
24:00See?
24:01She's been like this for months.
24:03Then she wonders why I want the baby to be with me.
24:05Oh, no, hang on a minute.
24:07What did you say?
24:08It's best for all of us.
24:10You get your life back.
24:12Be a teenager again.
24:14So, I've...
24:16I've been in touch with a lawyer.
24:19To see if I can adopt...
24:21No!
24:22Stop it!
24:23No!
24:24Get off me!
24:25Stop!
24:26My baby!
24:27My baby!
24:29Get away from me!
24:36You have no idea what's going on here.
24:41Don't for one second think that you have heard the last of this.
24:48Either of you!
24:59All right?
25:01Looking good, Kyle.
25:04Stick him down there, Rowland.
25:06Sir, what's he doing here?
25:08Practising his football like everybody else.
25:10They don't want any trouble.
25:11Oh, he causes all the trouble.
25:13Surprised he hasn't been kicked out yet.
25:15Well, at Waterloo, Rowland, give all the kiddies a chance, even little pests like you.
25:18Go on.
25:18Right. I want you to dribble through these cones and then pass to your partner.
25:23He's going to shoot through these two cones here. First time.
25:27Got it? Where's Jonah?
25:29Sucking up to Miss Montoya.
25:31Eh? He's doing some daft Spanish conversation class.
25:34What, I'm missing football practice?
25:36Right, Ronan, you go first. I want an accurate pass to Stephen.
25:40So we're working together, supporting each other.
25:42Finn, I want you with Kyle.
25:48Oi! Kyle!
26:40I want you with Kyle.
26:51Finn, keep the ball closed, dribble round the third corner, pass to Kyle.
27:01Oi, do you think I don't know that you've just done that on purpose?
27:04He was in a perfect position to get the ball.
27:06Yeah, it'd help if he was any good though, wouldn't it? He's crap.
27:09I'll be the judge of that. You've just lost your team mate the chance to score a goal, that's what
27:12I call crap.
27:14You alright, Kyle? No, I'm proper. Good lad.
27:16He's only on the team so you feel sorry for him.
27:19Right. Go on, you git.
27:21You what? I've had enough of your cheat. Go on, you're out the team. Go!
27:24You must be joking, you're my man.
27:27It's alright. I'll go.
27:29No, you're staying. Go on.
27:32Alright.
27:33But I'm not coming back.
27:36Right, you lot, jog round the playground, now!
27:43Come on, faster!
27:55Hey, where have you been?
27:56I got you a phone.
27:57It's just one of them pay-as-you-go ones, but I thought you might need it in case you
28:00get lost or something.
28:02That is so nice. Well, you're my sister. I love you, do I?
28:06Look, I know that everything you're doing is because you care about me.
28:10I'm not going to run away again if that's what you're worried about.
28:15Oh, yeah, that's it. That's it.
28:19I think.
28:21Don't try the steak pie, bro.
28:23I'm not getting anything to eat, mate.
28:25I'm going straight to the offy after school and getting wasted.
28:27Yeah, the answer to everyone's problems. Getting sloshed.
28:31Who asked you?
28:32Well, what's the matter?
28:34Well, your dad's just kicked me off the team, yeah.
28:36Are you joking?
28:37What for?
28:37For nothing!
28:38Why do I suspect that's not the whole story?
28:41What, you're laughing at me as well?
28:44Well, I'll tell you what, I'll leave you here with your boyfriend, yeah?
28:46I'll be over here on my own.
28:47What a relief.
28:49Boyfriend, eh?
28:51What's he know that I don't?
28:52I've never said that.
28:53I'm not complaining.
29:00I'm not complaining.
29:06Well, I do like to keep myself fit.
29:09Right, well, excelente. Nada mas burle.
29:12Well, is that all?
29:13We've been at it for 40 minutes.
29:15Well, I was really enjoying it, talking to you.
29:19Yeah, well, I have to admit those 40 minutes did go by rather quickly.
29:21There's not a lot of year 12 pupils who can speak Spanish
29:26and talk about Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
29:28My new favourite author, now.
29:31So he stayed for the course, that's something.
29:34Yeah, he did.
29:35And I lost Finn Sharky, one of his best players.
29:38Wasn't the whole point of the exercise to keep on playing in the same team?
29:41He was bad-mouthing Kyle the whole time.
29:43I had no choice.
29:44What now?
29:46Well, if it's anything to go by, I've got the feeling that Kyle enjoyed being part of the team.
29:50I could always work on that.
29:52Oh, that's good.
29:52But what about Finn?
29:53We don't want him falling back into his old ways if he feels hard done by.
29:56Maybe I can get his mate Josh to have a run with him.
29:59Great.
30:04Okay.
30:05Feel it here.
30:06Feel it right there.
30:12Right.
30:18You might want to pack your things.
30:21So, same time tomorrow?
30:23Yeah, let's see.
30:25Okay.
30:25Why don't you let the rest of the class know how useful conversation classes are.
30:29See if you can't get them turned on.
30:32Right.
30:39Where's the head teacher?
30:40Excuse me, you can't just barge in here.
30:42Is she here?
30:43No, she's away, but I'm the deputy head.
30:45Now, I suggest you just calm down and tell me what this is about.
30:48I'm Laura Taylor, Billy's mum.
30:51I'd like to lodge a serious complaint against one of your staff.
30:56Wait till I get my hands on Shiaska, stealing my best footballers.
31:00My house keys were in the left breast pocket of my jacket, as usual, except now they're not.
31:05They can't have gone far.
31:06I'll help you look for them.
31:07Well, I hope I haven't been robbed, working in a den of thieves as I do.
31:11Miss Lowell.
31:12I need you in the office.
31:14Anything serious?
31:15Billy Taylor's mum's up there shouting the odds.
31:18Billy's been home during lunchtime and here.
31:20Great, it's all we need.
31:22It's not the best of it.
31:23Janice is involved.
31:27If you ask me, Janice Bryant is behind all this.
31:31Billy does not need winding up.
31:33For someone to lash out at their own mother like that.
31:36They're not fit to look after a baby.
31:37So, you're saying Billy hit you?
31:41She's been like this for months.
31:43She's having mood swings.
31:45I don't know what to do anymore.
31:49I'm this far away from calling the police on my own daughter.
31:52I understand how angry you must feel, but let's just wait and see if Billy comes back to school
31:57and then we can hear both sides of the story.
31:59No, I'm sorry.
32:00It's too late for that.
32:02I've got a baby to think about.
32:05Billy needs to realise what she's doing to this family.
32:07Until we've established the facts, let's not do anything we could regret.
32:13Billy could easily have the baby taken away from her.
32:19You don't look too unhappy about that, Mrs Taylor.
32:23She assaulted me!
32:26Ask Janice!
32:27She saw everything!
32:29Will you excuse us just for one second?
32:39What is going on?
32:41I know.
32:42It's a mess to say the least.
32:45Why don't you go back in there?
32:46Try and defuse the situation.
32:48Fat chance.
32:49The woman's about to shop her own daughter.
32:51I'm not sure she's in the mood to listen.
32:52I'll track down Billy and Janice.
32:54See if we can get to the bottom of this.
32:58Miss!
32:59Billy's mum's had a run-off with her baby.
33:01Yeah.
33:02She's run here.
33:03Yeah, cos you and her were trying to take Brooke off me.
33:05Your mum's upset about what happened at the house.
33:09We're gonna get this sorted out, don't worry.
33:11You in the office.
33:13You weren't here.
33:16You have to say that you didn't see anything.
33:18But I did.
33:21Your mum said a few things.
33:23You shouldn't have hit her.
33:25I can't help it.
33:27I lost my temper.
33:32Please, I can't lose my baby.
33:55Tell us what happened, Janice.
33:58Well?
34:00The truth, Janice.
34:01Mrs Taylor, please.
34:04Well, she thinks I'm the baddie here and I'm just trying to keep Brooke safe.
34:09Go on, Janice.
34:11Well, we went to the house, me and Billy.
34:15They don't need to know the ins and outs.
34:17Just tell them about the assault.
34:20And he was loaded shouting.
34:24I never saw no assault.
34:27She's lying.
34:28Look at her!
34:32Look.
34:33I know you probably think I'm a gobby little madam.
34:36You might be right.
34:38But, sir, she don't give a toss about Billy.
34:41All she wants is that baby.
34:44She wants to adopt Brooke.
34:46Because it's the best for everyone.
34:48And I do give a toss about her, actually.
34:50Very much so.
34:51Mrs Taylor.
34:53Would you mind if Janice takes the baby down to the flesh?
34:56No, I'm sorry.
34:57I'd like Brooke to stay with me, please.
34:59Well, we need to talk.
34:59And I, for one, can barely hear myself think.
35:03She will be safe down there.
35:08It's okay.
35:09It's okay.
35:22You've got her family?
35:23Well, I'm supposed to be taking her to the crash.
35:25Well, I'll come with you.
35:27I don't know, Billy.
35:28But they're probably going to call you in there in a minute.
35:30Well, go back in a minute.
35:31I've not even seen the crash yet.
35:33I think you should leave her with me.
35:36She sounds just like my mum.
35:39Let me take her.
35:50What happened in there?
35:51What did they say?
35:52He's asking me loads of questions.
35:54And I said I didn't see anything.
35:58Because I know you didn't mean it.
36:00And I know you won't do it again.
36:02No more lies from now on, yeah?
36:04And you need to learn to keep your temper.
36:12Yes, Tom?
36:15You got any spare A4?
36:16Help yourself.
36:18I'm not paying for it.
36:23Cheers.
36:25Everything okay?
36:27Well, I could have sworn those weren't there earlier.
36:29Must be going to see now.
36:31Being there with Fleur before.
36:34You're probably just tired.
36:35Hey, do you fancy a drink later?
36:37Relax a bit?
36:39Much as I would like to take you up on your generous offer.
36:42I didn't say anything about paying for you.
36:45Who?
36:46Go on, then. My treat.
36:48You deserve a good night out.
36:49Might even stand you a curry after.
36:51I can't.
36:53Fleur will worry if I'm not there at visiting time.
36:56Come on, grab me.
36:57You even said yourself she hardly knows who you are.
36:59Do you mind?
36:59That's my wife you're talking about.
37:01Okay, she might not know who I am, but I know who she is.
37:04Sorry, mate. That was a bit crass.
37:06Indeed.
37:07But I'm sure she wouldn't mind you missing the odd night.
37:14Things that bad?
37:15No, it's fine.
37:17Everything's fine.
37:19I'm just trying to help you, mate.
37:21An after-works drink wouldn't be the same without your smiling face.
37:25Just don't shut yourself away.
37:26It's the last thing Fleur would want for you.
37:33Hey, you. You didn't turn up for practice today.
37:35Sir, I'll do some extra Spanish.
37:38Instead of football, you're not hearing, right?
37:40It's just that I really want to get an A at my A level.
37:42And Miss Montoya thinks I need the extra help when I'm speaking.
37:44So, forget about football?
37:47Oh, Miss Montoya, you're still in one of my best players here.
37:51I've never known a boy in my experience to use Spanish lessons over football.
37:54Well, we were hoping that we'd get more boys to come.
37:56What? Even more of me players?
37:58Okay.
37:59Maybe we should run the classes after-school, Jenna.
38:02Avoid the fixtures clash, if that's right with you.
38:04Yeah, even better.
38:06Right.
38:07I mean, if that means more boys will come, then all the better for me.
38:11Well, sounds like a good solution.
38:14Josh!
38:15You know that pain in the neck, mate, of yours, Finn Sharky?
38:18Yeah?
38:19Well, I've stuck my neck out a bit. It's backfired on me. I need your help.
38:22Okay.
38:24Basically, I need you to have a word with it.
38:27I thought that when Billy came back to school, that her behaviour would improve. We both did.
38:34Well, having a baby can be traumatic for anyone. Let alone a young girl.
38:40The first couple of months, she was absolutely fine. A lot more relaxed than I ever was. But then, suddenly,
38:51she started to become really defensive, quite moody, and her behaviour just changed.
38:58I know that can happen. I don't know. Maybe she's got baby blues.
39:05Wouldn't that mean that she rejects the baby? And she's not?
39:09She just... she just thinks everybody's against her. Especially me. I don't have any option. I am going to adopt
39:23Brooke.
39:25Well, you can still be supportive and be Brooke's grandmother.
39:28No, I don't think I have a choice. I'm not doing this to hurt Billy. I'm doing this because I
39:37think it's for the best.
39:48That description of Billy. I mean, she never was the quietest kid before she got pregnant, but violent.
39:53So, Mrs. Taylor says. Maybe it's her age, if you know what I mean.
39:59Well, it's a question of who do we believe.
40:03Janice's word against Mrs. Taylor's. Accusing Billy of hitting her can only help in getting Brooke adopted.
40:10If Mrs. Taylor's lying just so she can steal her own daughter's child, that makes her one very strange mother.
40:15One that I've never met before.
40:16Don't talk to me about strange mothers. I'm an expert.
40:20Look, as far as I'm concerned, it's that mother in there that's got all the problems.
40:26Hand on heart. Yeah, I'm beginning to see what Janice meant.
40:32And tip your egg yolk from side to side. Put all the white into your bowl.
40:41Oh, that's really good, Kyle. You haven't got any yolk in there.
40:45Wait.
40:46Hey, do you have something Stack's good at? Cooking.
40:51I should pour this over his head, shouldn't I?
40:53You believe I'm not on the team? And he is.
40:55He chose not to be on it.
40:58Your dad chose him over me.
40:59It's his job. He's a teacher.
41:01He wouldn't be doing it if he weren't helping pupils mix.
41:03Well, let him do his job then.
41:05He can't go back on this.
41:07If you want to be back in the team, it's got to come from you.
41:10Do you think you're going to be able to sit on the sideline and watch Kyle school?
41:19I need to change her.
41:21Well, I can give you a hand.
41:24Why?
41:24Why?
41:25Just in case you get muddled up.
41:27You're as bad as my mum and you.
41:29Don't you trust me?
41:31I didn't mean it like that.
41:33Look, it can be a struggle if you've got to juggle the baby.
41:35Baby white. Isn't that a piss?
41:39Especially if you don't just do her pee.
41:42Yeah, well, I've got to get used to that, don't I?
41:46Look, shout me if you need her.
41:47I'll be in the crash, Michelle.
41:58Look, if you want to go and sit with Nate Gurney, just say so.
42:01What are you going on about?
42:03In you come.
42:05Look, I know me and Nate have been spending a lot of time together, but...
42:09I think he might, you know...
42:11What, fancier?
42:12Maybe.
42:13Forget him, he's an idiot.
42:14What is it with you?
42:16Took you like anyone?
42:19If you don't watch it, I'll end up like Kyle.
42:28Look, sir, what I said before about wanting to leave the team, I didn't mean it.
42:33Does that mean you're going to play like a professional?
42:36No grudges on the pitch?
42:41Yes, sir.
42:42Good.
42:44Thanks.
42:54What are you doing?
42:55Was Billy Taylor in here?
42:56No.
42:57Is she alright?
42:58Well, I don't know, do I?
42:59She was a bit upset, she said she'd be in here.
43:02She didn't really see myself this morning.
43:03And I got the feeling that she didn't really like a baby.
43:06Well, she didn't have any pictures of her or nothing.
43:08Not even on her mobile.
43:09And every time we tried to talk to her about Brooke, she just said,
43:12I don't want to talk about babies.
43:14Well, weird.
43:16I've got a cop.
43:21Time to hear Billy's side of the story.
43:24Shall we get her in?
43:26Yeah.
43:28Janice?
43:29I can't find Billy anywhere.
43:31She's took the baby with her.
43:33I told you not to leave them.
43:34Don't worry, she can't have gone far.
43:36Yeah.
43:37We'll start looking.
43:42Sarah.
43:56Did anyone see Billy Taylor?
43:58No, sir.
43:58No, sir.
43:59We're sorry, sir.
44:05Billy?
44:07Billy?
44:19Are you down there?
44:21It's me, Janice.
44:30I mean, what if we've missed her?
44:32What if she's not even in the school grounds no more?
44:35We can't cover the whole of Rochdale, not just doors.
44:38If anything happens to that baby, I swear.
44:41Why would anything happen to the baby?
44:47Janice?
44:48Believe me when I say this is not the time to be coy.
44:54I lied.
44:57Billy went for a mum and I mean proper lost it.
45:02Is Taylor was right?
45:04Look, she has been acting a bit strange.
45:10Any luck?
45:11No.
45:11I've covered most of the school.
45:13Oh, this is all my fault.
45:14I could have done a better job of things.
45:16There's no point blaming yourselves.
45:17Let's just try and find Billy.
45:25This is what you've all wanted, isn't it?
45:28You're all in on it together to try and take my baby away from me.
45:32She's mine.
45:33Billy?
45:35No one's trying to take your baby away.
45:38Billy.
45:39Billy, give her to me, please.
45:41No!
45:43Mrs Taylor.
45:44It's all right.
45:46Okay, everyone keep quiet.
45:51Billy, look at me.
45:54I know you might think that we're all against you, but we're not.
45:58Stop it.
45:59Stop saying that.
46:01Shut up, shut up, shut up.
46:03Who's saying things to you, Billy?
46:05We're the only ones here.
46:06Just leave me alone, please.
46:11Are you hearing voices?
46:15Horrible ones.
46:20What are they saying, Billy?
46:22Slagging me off.
46:25I love my baby.
46:26I know you do.
46:28Hey, we all know that.
46:29No, you're in on this too.
46:31No.
46:31No, Billy.
46:32No.
46:33No, I'm not.
46:35I'm not one of the voices, am I?
46:39Eh?
46:39I know you do.
46:42But I think...
46:44I think we can stop them.
46:47We can stop you thinking all those things.
46:51Because we know that you don't mean it.
46:54No!
46:55Just like you don't mean to hurt your baby.
47:01We know that you love Brooke.
47:03I do.
47:05That's right.
47:11I think you might be ill, but if we get you to a doctor, if we get you to the
47:15hospital, they can help you.
47:17They can stop you thinking all these things, and they can make those voices go away.
47:23I promise you.
47:25Billy?
47:27Come on.
47:28You don't mean this.
47:42Come on.
47:44You don't mean this.
47:50It's all right.
47:52It's okay.
47:53It's okay.
47:56It's okay.
47:58It's okay.
48:01It's okay.
48:01Spill the beans about Josh and Nate, then.
48:03Well, one shot with Curly.
48:05I don't know what I mean.
48:06Well, not really.
48:07Unless you're talking about man love.
48:12Look.
48:13I don't care that he's gay.
48:16You've got every lad in the school floor like her.
48:18It's just...
48:20When you like girls, it's different because you have your mate.
48:23And then you have your girlfriend.
48:25If he's with another lad, then he's gonna be like his new best mate.
48:30Where do I fit in?
48:32Look at you all jealous because your mate's dumped you for his new boyfriend.
48:35Don't be daft.
48:36I can't tell whether it's cute or just sad.
48:39Or maybe a bit of both.
48:41You've got nothing useful to say.
48:43Yeah.
48:45Get over yourself.
48:51Gruntley.
48:52Look, I'm going to see Fleur.
48:55No, I don't want your food.
48:58Actually, I've delivered it.
49:00And a lot more besides.
49:02It was you that took my keys.
49:05You know, actually, it was Tom.
49:06And we're really trying to help because I really care about you.
49:11Listen, maybe tomorrow you would consider a wash and a brush up.
49:16And that's an aftershave and deodorant kit.
49:29I'm afraid I've let you down.
49:33I couldn't persuade anyone to come to the conversation classes.
49:36How hard did you try?
49:38Not very.
49:40But I wouldn't want anyone to lower their standards.
49:43Going to the pub?
49:45Yeah, yeah.
49:45I'll catch up with you.
49:47Right.
49:51Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
49:53I thought classes were only once a week.
49:55Well, if you want to learn how to speak fluently, then you'll just have to keep going at it.
50:11It's Karen.
50:13Conference full of education babble.
50:15I'll be back tomorrow.
50:16I'm sure everything's gone smoothly.
50:18Yeah.
50:19Depends what your definition of smooth is, I suppose.
50:23Are you okay?
50:27I really thought she was going to do it.
50:34Doesn't Karen keep any booze in this place?
50:36I don't know what you mean.
50:37I could do with a steadying pint of three myself.
50:47I nearly blew it today, Chris.
50:50Believe in Janice's word over Billy's mother's.
50:53Oh, come on.
50:54Don't beat yourself up.
50:55It was hardly straightforward.
50:56It could have been the worst day in this school's life if it hadn't been for you.
51:06Well, we've certainly proved you can sit in the hot seat.
51:09Wait for a day.
51:13Let me take you for a drink and I won't hear a note.
51:15Let me take you for a drink.
51:16Let me take you for a drink.
51:17Let me take you for a drink.
51:37I'll be right back.
51:40I'll be right back.
51:57I'll be right back.
52:11Blanket round me
52:15Yeah, you
52:17Would put another blanket round me
52:25This is where I want to be
52:33This is where I want to be
52:49Who's that?
52:50Dunno
52:54Okay, to tell you the truth, it's night
52:57Alright, well I'll sort some pizzas then, shall I?
53:01Cool
53:06Alright mate, erm, can I have three meat pieces please?
53:09Why?
53:09I don't know how he invited himself, I couldn't say no
53:13Can't he get rid of you?
53:16Alright, cheers mate
53:16You can start from where Finn left off
53:19Pizza's on its way boys
53:21Awesome
53:24Hey, we're in the quarter final now, you know?
53:26No, we're in the semis now
53:27But we can go back
53:28Are you kidding?
53:29That's four hours of my life on there
53:30Finn, you can play Nate, he's better than me
53:32Nah, you're alright
53:33Maybe you can show us what you're made of in a bit
53:35Honestly, you two boys just carry on
53:56I'll make sure Janice sticks to secretarial duties from now on
54:00Yeah
54:01Maybe if we give her a bit more responsibility she'll be a bit more focused
54:05Can't deny a girl's got a good heart
54:07Yeah
54:08And a great big gob to match
54:12It's a hospital
54:13Hello
54:17Yep
54:17I don't know what he thinks
54:19I mean, it can't be easy, can it?
54:20Somebody telling you that you smell
54:22It's not easy for us smelling him
54:24Jessica, can I get you a drink?
54:26I have a white wine please
54:27Oh, same for me, thank you
54:28Madonna?
54:29Yeah, red wine
54:30News from the hospital
54:32Billy's been diagnosed with something called puperal psychosis
54:35It's quite rare apparently
54:36She's gonna be alright
54:37They said with the right medication and some proper care she should be fine
54:44The doctor said you're gonna get plenty of help
54:48Might take a little bit of time but we'll get there
54:51Now we know what's wrong we can fix it
54:54And they're not gonna take her off me?
54:56No darling
54:58Neither am I
54:59You mean you're not gonna adopt Brooke?
55:01No
55:03I was wrong
55:04I'm so sorry
55:08I've been a horrible daughter
55:15You're a beautiful daughter
55:18And Brooke's a beautiful granddaughter
55:23I still wanna go back to my own room
55:26And you will do
55:28All Brooke's gonna remember is how much of a great mum she's got
55:32You reckon?
55:34I'm always right, mate
55:40Well there goes the final win
55:41Oh, get in there, what a win
55:44I absolutely smashed you there, mate
55:46It's a very absorbing contest
55:47Three, two
55:48Where's Finn?
55:49I don't know, he must have gone home
55:54So
55:55So
55:57So
55:58Got any more games upstairs?
56:12Hey!
56:15Oh, Granny, you look fantastic!
56:19Very smart, Granny
56:20Many thanks
56:21Mine cook
56:22Cleaner
56:23Unt general factotum
56:26Oh, you smell heavenly!
56:28Ruby, I would very much like to buy you a drink
56:30Whatever you want
56:31Yes, grant that you may
56:32Have a white wine, please
56:34Mm
56:34Can I give you a hand?
56:35Mm-hmm
56:38Ah, he looks brilliant
56:39I know
56:45Don't think I haven't noticed
56:47That I've let myself go a bit
56:50Just that
56:51Well, with Fleur being where she is
56:53And me back and forth after work to see her, you know
56:57Yeah, well, you know
56:59I haven't had very much time
57:00I don't understand
57:02It's not just that, no
57:04She doesn't know who I am
57:06So I thought, what's the point in making the effort?
57:10But there is a point
57:11Fleur would have hated to think of me in a dirty shirt
57:17Probably
57:19Oh, er, you have a large scotch, please
57:22And a dry white wine
57:24A small one
57:31Still I try to believe
57:34Still I try to believe
57:34Still I try to believe
57:48Just be honest with yourself
57:50Look, you've got a problem with it, haven't you?
57:52Just stop trying to pretend that you're killing me in there
57:54Because it's obvious you're not
57:55Look, Jonah, I just want my hundred times back for myself, okay?
57:59That's all
58:02What are you doing?
58:04What's going on?
58:05What's going on?
58:05Oh, I'll tell you what
58:06I want THIS
58:07KEPT AWAY FROM MY SON
58:09THIS
58:09IS MY SON
58:11JOSH
58:11Well, your boy might be a freak
58:13But mine's not
58:14Look, I've got this gig coming up, yeah?
58:15There's mega money in it, guys
58:16No!
58:17Just one more, I promise
58:18I don't wanna do any more, it's over
58:20It doesn't work like that, babes
58:22You know, I reckon me and your mum would get on
58:24Stay away from her mum
58:25Are you worried she might find out what her little girl's been up to all this time?
58:28Yeah
58:33They're soldiers who have risked their lives for us
58:35But some return just to struggle with their own
58:38Forgotten Heroes next
58:39A new series on BBC Two now
58:42Neil Oliver traces our being back to the Ice Age
58:45Whilst BBC Three takes Come Fly With Me back to the beginning
58:48With the very first episode
58:59I'm Sean
58:59To end pipeline
58:59To end business
59:00You