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00:05The Sound of Music
00:31Undoing Velcro and watching Fat Jiggle
00:34Being at a funeral and stifling a giggle
00:38Drinking a gallon of milk while I sing
00:41These are a few of my favorite things
00:46I'm still scared
00:47Well, maybe this will help
00:49Putting your foot in a bucket of flour
00:52Then watching someone bake bread with that same flour
00:56Peeling the skin of a grape with your teeth
00:59These are a few of my favorite things
01:03Those are your favorite things?
01:05Oh, no, silly!
01:06They're everyone's favorite things
01:08They're universal!
01:10Everyone loves them!
01:13Jumping on anthills and long lukewarm showers
01:17Singing the song, happy birthday for hours
01:20Getting a good whiff of pure gasoline
01:23These are a few of my favorite things
01:27When the dog bites, when the bee stings
01:31Those things make me feel sad
01:35Unless those things happen to somebody else
01:38And then I'm like, yeah, baby, yeah
01:43See? It's helping!
01:45I don't think it is
01:46What are some of your favorite things?
01:48I like candy
01:49Like Christmas
01:50And bunny rabbits
01:50See? You're getting it!
01:53Getting the crusties out when you have pink eye
01:56Thicking your tongue out until it gets real dry
02:00Drying on stranger's shoes with your bare feet
02:03Filling your pockets with loose chunks of meat
02:07For a second I thought we were on the same page
02:09We are blowing spit bubbles, popping spit bubbles
02:12Not always being beholden to rhyming
02:16Having a nightmare where you lose all your teeth
02:19Then you wake up and you've only lost three
02:23I'm ready to sleep now
02:24Oh, I'm not done!
02:26Going like we-o-y-o-ing with the doorstop
02:29Walking by slowly and dusting a little crop
02:32Dating a nice boy, getting engaged
02:36And breaking it off on the very next day
02:40I know it's scary when it's stormy
02:44Thunder and lightning feel bad
02:47But then I remember my favorite things
02:50And they make me feel
02:54Like when I lick Play-Doh
02:56It's very nice and salty
03:08What is going on here?
03:10Captain Von Trapp!
03:11You know I don't like singing
03:12Well, what things do you like?
03:16Well, yelling at children and making them line up
03:21Blowing my whistle and eczema flare-ups
03:27Eating popcorn with a knife and a spoon
03:30And walking around on all fours like baboons
03:44I want to run into the night
03:48I want to step into a dream with you
03:52I want to run into the night
03:56I want to step inside
03:58I know what we can do
04:02I know what we can do
04:06Let's be what we can do
04:10I want to run into the night
04:15So, I know a haunted house isn't a normal place for a first date
04:18But you're not like most normal girls, so
04:22Well, I'm just glad I get to go through it with you
04:24But I am a little nervous
04:27Hey, tell you what
04:28If you ever get nervous, I'll be right here
04:31You hold on to me whenever you want
04:33Okay, I like that
04:39Scared yet?
04:40Stop!
04:43I totally got you
04:46No! I'm not ready to die! I'll be good boy, please!
04:51Oh, gosh!
04:52Oh, wait!
04:53Oh, wait, oh, wait, oh, wait
04:55I need to go home
04:56I need to go home and I need to change my pants
04:59Trent!
05:00What?
05:01Trent, hey!
05:01They're gone!
05:02They're all gone
05:06Ha!
05:13So, Spiders got you pretty good, huh?
05:16Uh, yeah, I guess
05:18Hey, do you need to go home and change your pants?
05:22My what?
05:25Pants?
05:26Actually, come on
05:27Are you really trying to get out of this?
05:29It's already too scary for you, huh?
05:31No, I'm having fun
05:35You just said something back there about needing to change your pants, so
05:38No
05:38No
05:41Must overhear someone else
05:43My pants feel the most normal they've ever felt
05:47No
05:47No, please bring it, stop
05:50Did you just hit me with that wood?
05:53Oh, no
05:53I did, I touched it
05:55I'm getting infected
05:57I'm turning into...
06:00Zombie need new pants
06:04Do you have pants?
06:08No, get away from me, man
06:11Trent!
06:19Hey
06:20Back there?
06:22Don't be embarrassed
06:26It's okay, you were scared
06:27What was that?
06:29What?
06:30A zombie girl
06:31Rawr
06:42No, I mean
06:43Why were you crying about being infected
06:45And then saying that stuff about your pants again?
06:50Listen, I don't remember the last 30 seconds very well
06:53But if anyone was, quote, crying
06:56It was probably you
06:57But don't worry
06:58I'm the biggest, strongest boy in school
07:02And I'm here for you, baby
07:03Rawr
07:04Oh, take her, take her and leave me
07:05Trent!
07:06Go, go, go
07:07Trent!
07:07Stop it!
07:08Oh, what is it?
07:09Oh, what is that?
07:10What is that?
07:11Oh, I can feel his vibrations
07:12Oh
07:14Oh
07:16Ah
07:17Ah
07:18Dude, that's, that's your phone
07:20What is that?
07:21That's your phone
07:22Stop it
07:25Okay, sir
07:27Sir, I, no
07:28Who are you?
07:31I can't go
07:32That's the manager
07:33Shut up
07:34Just, I'm sorry
07:35I'm, I'm going to have to ask you to leave
07:37You're just, you're too scared
07:38Sorry, we're going to go
07:40Trent, come on
07:43Trent, Trent, big strong boy
07:45Yeah
07:47Trent, big strong boy
07:48Do you want to get some ice cream?
07:49Yeah
07:50Can we go to the dry pants store first?
07:52Yeah
07:53Sure
07:53Mom, pick me up, pick me up
08:07So let me get this straight
08:09If I beat you in a fiddle contest
08:12Then I get your golden fiddle
08:14Yes
08:15But if I win
08:16I get your soul
08:20Yeah, I'll take that bet
08:22I'm the best fiddle player in Georgia
08:24We'll see about that
08:36You don't have an extra string, do you?
08:40Don't move
08:41I'll be right back
08:46Okay
08:52Hey, how may I help you?
08:54Yes, uh
08:55I'm looking for a string from my fiddle
08:57Ah, sorry dude
08:58We don't carry any fiddle stuff
09:00For real?
09:01No
09:01Ugh
09:02What am I going to do?
09:04You see, I'm sort of in this competition
09:06High stakes
09:07Oh, we do have other instruments
09:10Tell me more
09:13Do I look intimidating?
09:15Bungos for your soul
09:17Ow, my fingies
09:20Oh, no, I don't like that
09:22This is doing a big number on my confidence
09:25Ooh
09:26What about?
09:28No
09:28Look at my face
09:30No
09:35How do you feel about the tambourine?
09:36Nose flute, underwater drums
09:38Can you place their way to heaven?
09:40Absolutely not
09:42I can
09:43Come along, children
09:45Dinner's ready
09:46Sell your soul
09:48Two, three, kick
09:50All right
09:55This is the day from where I'm from
10:00How about something you don't even have to touch?
10:05Too scary
10:06Devil went down to Georgia
10:08Now, next
10:13I'm a natural
10:14One of these, please
10:21I'll never be the best at any of these instruments
10:24Hey, don't say that
10:26It's not your fiddle
10:27That makes you special
10:28It's you
10:29You can do anything you set your mind to
10:31I believe in you, Mr. The Devil
10:36Believe
10:39It's not normally my thing, but
10:42Yeah
10:54Please, Mr. Devil
10:56Enough
10:58I don't like it
11:02Just take it
11:10Oh, and by the way
11:12Get thee, Hans
11:14Me
11:33Finally getting close to the front
11:34I know
11:34I'm so excited to spend our honeymoon in the Bahamas
11:37Me too
11:37And I can't believe I'm finally going on a cruise
11:39You've never been on a cruise before?
11:41I've never been on a boat before
11:42Really? Why's that?
11:44No one wanted to go with me
11:45Because of my debilitating motion sickness
11:48I'm sorry, what?
11:50Okay, great
11:51You can get on the boat now
11:52Have a nice cruise
11:52Thank you
11:54Oh, man
11:55This is gonna be great
11:58Whoa, whoa
11:59Are you okay?
12:00Yeah
12:01I'm great
12:02I'm great
12:04Nothing wrong here
12:06Now shall we, my love?
12:08Wow
12:09What a boat
12:11Honey
12:13This is a three-week cruise
12:14If you're going to be sick
12:15We don't need to do this
12:16No, it's fine
12:17I'm an optimist
12:19Now let's start the first day
12:20Of the rest of our lives
12:22Give me a kiss
12:26Okay, let's just get you on the boat
12:28And into our little room
12:29Oh, our little room
12:32I can picture it now
12:34I can't
12:35Breathe
12:36Help
12:36What is happening?
12:38I have
12:39Crippling
12:40Claustrophobia
12:41I already mentioned that, right?
12:43No
12:44Honey
12:45Why didn't you mention any of these ailments
12:47When we were planning this trip?
12:48Because I've always wanted to go to the Bahamas
12:50And this is the only way to get there
12:52You could fly to the Bahamas?
12:54Nah
12:55I'm banned from all airplanes
12:57After screaming non-stop
12:58On a five-hour flight
13:01That's why you can't fly?
13:02I thought you were just scared of heights
13:04I am
13:05Hence the screaming
13:07I am petrified of heights
13:18Honey, are you okay?
13:19Where am I?
13:20Are we on the boat?
13:22No, we're not on the boat yet
13:23Oh, okay
13:24Ah, the heights!
13:26Okay, that's it
13:27We're not doing the cruise
13:28We're doing something else
13:29No
13:29I can do it
13:32It's my dream
13:34There's no
13:36Where I'd rather
13:39Be
13:41I love you
13:42I love you
13:45Okay, let's do it
13:46And if things get worse
13:47We can always go to the beach
13:49And swim in the water
13:49I wish
13:51I'm allergic to sand
13:52And water makes me angry
13:53Rah!
14:15Hurry, she needs our help
14:17We tried calling out on one
14:18But there's no service up here
14:20Are you gonna die?
14:21Hey, everyone calm down
14:22It's just a black widow bite
14:24I just need someone to get me an antidote
14:26Okay, uh, yesterday I was hungry
14:30So I went into the mess hall
14:31And I ate three dill pickle slices for a snack
14:36What?
14:37That's not gonna work
14:38Here's a good antidote
14:40When I was three
14:40I fell down the stairs
14:42And broke my arm
14:43I could see bone
14:45Okay, you guys
14:46Those are short personal stories
14:48Those are anecdotes
14:50I need an antidote
14:52Uh, you just said the same thing twice
14:54Oh no, she's repeating herself
14:56She needs more antidote stats
14:58Uh, there once was a man who got robbed
15:01Two people passed him by
15:02But the Good Samaritan
15:03That's a parable
15:06These are a pair of bowls
15:09Well, neither of those is an antidote
15:11Okay, still thinking of anecdote
15:13Ah, we're losing her
15:15Okay, uh, I got an antidote
15:17The doctor was a woman
15:23That's a riddle
15:24Yeah, and you gave away the answer
15:25Oh, I have a really good antidote
15:28Time is money
15:30That's an idiom
15:31You're an idiom
15:32Okay
15:32Hey, guys
15:34I need an antidote
15:36For the spider venom
15:37Hurry
15:37Okay, I have a spidery antidote
15:39The itsy bitsy spider
15:41Sat on Mr. Fit
15:43All the live long days
15:47That's a nursery rhyme
15:48And you said it like an idiom
15:51Guys, anti-venom
15:56One time I fell down the stairs
15:58And healed my bone
15:59Uh, the doctor was a man?
16:03Um, these are not two bowls
16:06Okay, no
16:07You guys are thinking of antonyms
16:09Sorta
16:09All I'm hearing is ants and nims
16:12And I don't know what nims are
16:14These are nims
16:16Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
16:21That's a hymn
16:22No, the doctor was a hymn
16:25Okay
16:26Guys, I need medicine
16:29For the spider bite
16:30Oh
16:30Hey, um, how about
16:32The venom spread through my body
16:34Like hot, hot fire
16:37Now that's a medicine for venom
16:39No, that's a simile
16:40No, this is a simile
16:44Ew
16:49No, that's a smile
16:50Kinda
16:51Oh, wait
16:52I thought this was a smile
16:54A vial
16:55Yes, that's what I need
16:56Thank you
17:01Okay, that was a close one, guys
17:04When we get back
17:05We're gonna work on our grammar badges next
17:07Sweet
17:07I love my grammar
17:09She's the best
17:27And welcome back to Football Sunday
17:29I'm your host, Bill Brightside
17:31I'm very excited to introduce you to our newest host
17:34Fresh off his retirement from the league
17:36Tight end, Ron McKay
17:37Thanks, Bill
17:38Excited to be here
17:39And be part of the team
17:40Oh, and look who's here
17:43To welcome Ron on his first date
17:44It's Cletus
17:46Our very own football-loving robot
17:48Oh!
17:49Oh!
17:50No, stop it!
17:51Watch it, buddy!
17:53Oh
17:54Hey
17:55Yeah, Cletus is a little bit bigger
17:57In real life
17:59Real life?
18:00Yeah
18:00Who let him in here?
18:03Okay
18:04Stop it!
18:09But, well, he's
18:10Ron, that's his mark, Ron
18:12He's not really in the studio
18:14Just on the monitor
18:16Oh
18:16Yeah, just on the monitor, buddy
18:17Oh
18:18Yeah
18:20Okay
18:20Yeah, you get it?
18:22Yeah, yeah, I get it
18:23Yeah, there you go
18:25What planet is he from?
18:32Just a quick reminder for Ron
18:35And everybody watching at home
18:36That Cletus is a fictional robot
18:39And is not an alien
18:40With feelings or a family
18:45He had to leave his family back home?
18:49I never said that
18:51Um, but home
18:53Speaking of home
18:54Home field advantage
18:55Is going to be key today
18:56Home
18:57Home
18:57We're home
19:04Family
19:06What?
19:07He did?
19:10He said you killed his family
19:14No, I did not
19:15No, I did not
19:17All right, Cletus
19:18I'll see you later
19:18My man
19:19My man
19:20There you go
19:23My man?
19:31Ron, we are live
19:32I saw it
19:34Saw what?
19:35Saw what?
19:36Everything
19:39His mom and dad
19:42I saw Cletus's birth
19:46His home planet
19:47Was destroyed
19:51And you blew it up
19:53No, you
19:54Hey, no
19:55You did not see that
19:56You did not see that
19:58Okay
19:58But Ron
19:59Maybe you can see
20:01How today's game
20:02Is going to end
20:04Home
20:06Home
20:08We're home
20:10With
20:11You
20:15I think K-Watt's
20:17Going to go with him
20:19Go where, buddy?
20:22Bill
20:2650 years from now
20:27When you're looking back
20:28On your life
20:29Don't you want to say
20:30You had the guts
20:31To get in the robot
20:33It's not just about football
20:37It's about saving a life
20:40One single alien robot
20:42Football alien life
20:46I'm done living for others
21:04I guess we're out of time
21:08I'm your host, Bill Brightside
21:09And
21:12No
21:16I'm Bill Brightside
21:17And I'm done living for football
21:20Cletus
21:21Ron
21:22Take me with you
21:41Brothers
21:42Brothers
21:45Oh, I'm sorry
21:51I'm getting it
21:53It's alright, children
21:55Don't be scared
21:56Whenever anything bothers me
21:57And I'm feeling unhappy
22:01Sorry, I'm just
22:02So
22:04It's mine
22:05It's mine
22:07It's mine
22:09It's mine
22:11It's mine
22:12It's mine
22:13It's mine
22:13It's mine
22:14It's mine
22:16It's mine
22:18It's mine
22:18It's mine
22:19You
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