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00:02Hi, folks. I'm Bob Iger. And even if I wasn't, you wouldn't know.
00:08Don't believe me? Ask the dishes.
00:13Here at Disney Pixar, we take pride in our hit songs like Let It Go and We Don't Talk About
00:18Bruno.
00:19And then we thought, hey, why don't we have more hit songs from the Pixar movies?
00:23Wouldn't that make us more money? I mean, love of art?
00:28So we teamed up with Randy Newman, the genius behind the song You've Got a Friend in Me,
00:33to retroactively write songs for the entire Pixar catalog.
00:37Isn't that money? I mean, exciting?
00:42Here, have a sneak peek at some of the songs.
00:49You gotta rent your hair.
00:53You gotta rent your hair.
00:57In your hair that's really big.
01:01Aren't you glad that you have a head that is so big?
01:05Oh, the rat controls your body with your hair.
01:15Screams from a tube.
01:25I did that old gentleman's house and I flowed away earlier.
01:33He already inflated the balooze inside of the house.
01:40So what did it have flowed away from the moment he blew up?
01:48Enough of the balooze.
01:50I don't know. It's a nice movie, though.
01:59Wow. Randy Newman, a genius in every genre.
02:03And me, a genius at mergers and acquisitions.
02:07I mean, creativity.
02:10I'm so moved, I could cry.
02:17I said I could, not that I would.
02:21Anyway, Randy wrote songs for all the Pixar movies,
02:24not just the ones that everyone loves.
02:26Check it out.
02:30Cars 2, made us a spy in Cars 2.
02:39I haven't watched a good dinosaur,
02:43but he sounds good.
02:49Redhead, she's a bear.
03:06Amazing.
03:08That's the kind of quality you get
03:09when studios do things just for the love of it.
03:12Speaking of making money, I want more.
03:16Keep going, Randy.
03:20Old man plays his twin at chess,
03:23and the twin is himself.
03:30Oh, put shoes on.
03:33Put some boots on.
03:36I do it, I bring it on.
03:40But I do it.
03:41I don't know why you want me to do that.
03:45Yeah, man.
03:52I'm not sure what that last one was,
03:54but it will make us money.
03:57So purchase the entire collection today.
03:59It's a subscription service,
04:01so you can keep paying us for the rest of your life.
04:04You will never be free.
04:08All right, this has been fun,
04:10but I have creativity to oversee.
04:13Good night.
04:13Bobby, can I go home now?
04:18Bobby.
04:20Bobby.
04:22I want to run into the night.
04:27I want to step into a dream with you.
04:31I want to run into the night.
04:35I want to step inside.
04:37Because I know what we can do.
04:41I know what we can do.
04:45Let's see what we can do.
04:49I want to run into the night.
04:55Man, this food is taking forever.
04:58Yeah, should we say something?
04:59I'm so sorry about the wait time, you guys.
05:02Your food should be just about ready.
05:03Oh, thank you.
05:04We just moved into this new location this week,
05:06so we're still trying to get the bugs out of the kitchens.
05:09Bugs?
05:10That was a weird way to say that.
05:12By bugs, I mean the kinks we're working out.
05:15Oh, okay.
05:16You know, those little kinks that just scurry across the floor?
05:21Wait, what?
05:22I'll just go check on that order.
05:27Does she mean, like, Bugs Bugs?
05:30No, right?
05:31Here's some complimentary salsa while you wait.
05:34Sorry about that.
05:35Sorry about all that bug talk.
05:36I've been in the back kicking myself for saying that.
05:40No worries.
05:41Just want to be very cricket clear.
05:43We don't have bugs.
05:46Oh, good.
05:47We were honestly a little worried there for a second.
05:50Yep.
05:51No bugs.
05:52Bugs and mice do not get along.
05:56You have mice?
05:58What?
05:59No.
06:00Oh, I see the confusion.
06:03Mice is a metaphor.
06:05Oh.
06:06For rats.
06:07Oh.
06:09Like, ah, rats.
06:11Got to figure out this kitchen.
06:15You need chips.
06:16Wait, wait.
06:17Do you have pests in the kitchen?
06:19No.
06:21But I do have an exterminator coming at two.
06:24An exterminator?
06:25Yeah.
06:26Oh, oh.
06:28That's what I call the shift manager,
06:30because she's so good at getting in there
06:32and stomping out those pesky little problems.
06:35Okay.
06:35Well, thank you.
06:37Those nasty, hairy, little predicaments
06:41that just run across the floor.
06:44Makes you want to smush them with a broom
06:45because you're so frustrated.
06:49I'll be right back with those chips.
06:52Okay, let's just ditch.
06:53But I'm so hungry.
06:55But they have rats.
06:58We don't know that.
07:00Ah!
07:01A roach!
07:02There's roaches!
07:03Ah, where?
07:03Mr. and Mrs. Roach.
07:05They're the owners.
07:08Everyone be on your best behavior.
07:11Uh-oh, they're going into the kitchen.
07:13Their beady little eyes follow you all around
07:16that larva-infested heckhole.
07:19Is larva a metaphor for problems?
07:23No.
07:24It's more of a synonym for baby flies.
07:28Baby flies?
07:29Like how all us babies in the kitchen
07:33are flying by the seat of our pants.
07:38Are there bugs in there?
07:40I haven't seen any.
07:42Good.
07:43I've just seen bite marks
07:44all up and down the kitchen staff's legs.
07:47In who?
07:50Like, this work is just gnawing away at us.
07:56Okay, okay.
07:58Okay.
07:59And then there's the termites.
08:01Do you have termites?
08:03Termite.
08:10Termite nut.
08:12I forgot the chips!
08:14Uh, wait, just forget our order.
08:17We're gonna go somewhere else.
08:18Oh, no, no, no, here it comes now!
08:20A smothered burrito for you, sir.
08:23And for the lady, Tress Roaches.
08:37Chronic migraines can feel unfair.
08:39They knock you out and keep you from doing the things you want to do.
08:43Luckily, there's M-Docin,
08:45the once-daily pill that treats and prevents migraine attacks.
08:48M-Docin is only available through a prescription from a qualified doctor after an in-person visit.
08:54So ask your doctor about M-Docin.
08:57And while you're at it, ask your doctor about himself.
09:01Your doctor's a really good guy.
09:04You should give him a chance.
09:07So talk to your doctor about M-Docin.
09:10Then, maybe just see where the conversation goes from there.
09:14You might be surprised by how much you and your doctor have in common.
09:19Like, did you know your doctor's a triathlete?
09:22He likes to bike, run, and swim, so he's pretty fit.
09:27But not, like, unapproachable fit.
09:30He's training for an Ironman, and he's looking for his Ironwoman.
09:36Your doctor's also got a great sense of rhythm.
09:40And once you get those migraines cleared up, he'd love to take you dancing.
09:46Or to karaoke.
09:48He's not a great singer, but he's so committed.
09:52M-Docin is not safe for people who are engaged, married, or seeing other people.
09:56So let your doctor know if you're single.
09:59Please don't need your doctor on.
10:00He's been hurt before.
10:03Oh, and tell your doctor if you have a cat, because he's allergic to cats.
10:07But he's an angel with dogs and moms.
10:10I know what you're thinking.
10:12Why is my doctor still single at 48?
10:14Kind of a red flag, right?
10:16It's not.
10:18Med school is really time-consuming,
10:20and your doctor had to put dating on hold for a long time.
10:23But he's finally ready to get back out there,
10:26and he could really see himself with someone like you.
10:29Someone kind and sweet with chronic migraines.
10:36Yes.
10:37So consider M-Docin,
10:39and consider asking out your doctor before someone else does.
10:43Did I mention he's a doctor?
10:46Warning, M-Docin is not a real medication.
10:48It was made up by your doctor to get your attention.
10:50Do not date your doctor if you have poor hygiene,
10:52are rude to waiters,
10:53don't read,
10:53or think Dungeons & Dragons is lame.
10:55Dating your doctor may result in a lifetime of happiness
10:57and watching The Godfather every two to three months.
11:06Kiri, I can't believe you're moving so far away.
11:09We're really going to miss you.
11:10Yeah, we should all go around and share our favorite memory of Kiri.
11:14Oh, hang on one second.
11:16I think that's the guy to pick up the couch.
11:17He should have been here two hours ago.
11:21Hi.
11:22Uh, Duke from Facebook Marketplace?
11:24Yuh-huh, that's me.
11:27Uh, Kiri from Facebook Marketplace?
11:30Uh, yeah.
11:32Uh, why don't you come in and the couch is just right here.
11:35You can grab that side, I'll get this side.
11:36Oh, what, I don't get to test it out first?
11:39Oh, sure, go ahead.
11:43Okay.
11:44Excuse me, chair.
11:53Okay, so do you like it?
11:54I don't know.
11:55I just started testing it out.
12:03Oh.
12:17You said you wanted 60 bones for it?
12:20Uh, yeah.
12:21Does that still work?
12:22Maybe.
12:23Maybe more, maybe less, depending on how my body feels on it.
12:29Oh, my gosh.
12:31Okay.
12:32Oh, my...
12:43So, what do you think?
12:45If you keep interrupting me, I'm gonna have to start over.
12:50I already don't remember if I like it or not.
12:53Okay.
12:54Well, I'll just let you decide.
12:56I'm gonna go back to hosting my party.
12:57I'm gonna go back to hosting my rear end on each of these cushions.
13:02Okay.
13:03Sorry about that, guys.
13:04Okay, so, memory.
13:06Yeah.
13:07Six years ago, Kiri and I went on this road trip.
13:09Oh.
13:09And I got so car sick.
13:11Okay, mm-hmm, yeah, uh-huh.
13:13Yeah.
13:15Sorry, did you say something?
13:17Huh?
13:17Oh, I was just testing out how a conversation might go on this couch.
13:24Mm-hmm.
13:25Road trip.
13:26Oh, what's that?
13:26Can't you just look at the couch?
13:30What, am I gonna just look at it at home?
13:32No.
13:33I'm gonna have a conversation on it or I'm gonna go like this.
13:38Go Rivercats!
13:39Rivercats?
13:40What?
13:40Testing out watching a game.
13:42Okay, well, can you do it more quietly?
13:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
13:47Comedy special.
13:48Testing it.
13:50You're testing out laughing?
13:52It's nice to hear me laugh again.
13:56Okay.
13:56Okay, let's just ignore him.
13:58Okay, so, memory.
14:00Kiri and I...
14:01Dude!
14:02Come on!
14:04God, test out eating on the couch.
14:08Okay.
14:10Seriously?
14:11Oh, come on.
14:12A little rony never hurt no bony.
14:15I cannot believe this guy.
14:17Okay, dude, you just...
14:21Are you sleeping?
14:23Hello?
14:25Hey!
14:26Ah!
14:27What?
14:27Where am I?
14:28I don't remember where I am.
14:29You're on my couch.
14:31Oh.
14:32Do I like it?
14:33I don't know.
14:35You tell me.
14:36Hmm.
14:39Hmm.
14:41Hmm.
14:44Nah, it's covered in ronies.
14:46Oh.
14:47Can I have a ride home?
14:49No, get out!
14:50Okay.
14:54Oh, what's that?
14:55Look!
14:59I don't even want it.
15:02I don't even want it.
15:03You can keep it.
15:15Hi, I'm Jake, and I'm a small business owner.
15:18I sell quality meats and steaks, and I love what I do.
15:21I'm the owner of Jake's Steak Farm, off I-15, between exits 18 and 19.
15:26And I'd like to address any confusion about my name and title.
15:29I know it sounds similar to Jake from Steak Farm, but I don't sell insurance for cars, life, or homes.
15:36I want to sell you your next delicious dinner.
15:38When I had my accident, I thought I had insurance through Steak Farm, but then I looked at my card,
15:44and it said Steak Farm?
15:47Steak Farm?
15:48Or what is that?
15:50What's Steak Farm?
15:51It's where you bought those two tasty ribeyes for a low, low price.
15:54Why would a company that sells meat need to give me a policy and a group number?
15:59I just, I'm just confused.
16:01You mad because we're organized?
16:04The policy numbers are just the easiest way to keep track of the beef orders.
16:08That's on her.
16:09Our steaks are perfectly marbled, individually hand-cut, and plain old yummy.
16:14Just ask our loyal customer, Peter.
16:20When my home flooded, I was shocked.
16:24But luckily, I had signed up with Jake from Steak Farm.
16:28I was going to be okay.
16:31That was until I realized that Steak Farm is not an insurance company, and I was not covered at all.
16:39I'm so confused.
16:41If he just sells steaks, why did he ask me if I wanted full coverage?
16:45Full coverage means your steaks come fully wrapped in butcher paper.
16:50What, do you want me to hand you a loose steak?
16:52You think I walk around with these in the back pocket of my khakis?
16:56Blood dripping down my rump?
16:59You think I do that?
17:01Move on.
17:02You can't sue me.
17:04It's a steak farm.
17:05Our prices are already low.
17:07But here at Jake's Steak Farm, we also offer a good driver discount.
17:13See, that's confusing.
17:17It's not confusing.
17:20Because one time, a bunch of teenagers drove their car straight through my farm and hit one of my cows.
17:26And I thought, hey, they should have to pay more for being such bad drivers.
17:30So now, when they want steak, it costs more.
17:33Also, is your car red?
17:35You pay more for steak.
17:36My bulls hate red cars.
17:39It's not complicated.
17:42My customers make me so mad sometimes.
17:45Then, how come his shirt is red?
17:48It used to be white.
17:50This is cow blood.
17:52I cut all the steaks by hand.
17:56I was hit by a lady who said she had steak farm insurance, but couldn't cover anything.
18:01Next thing you know, I'm in a hospital room and a full body cast, and this guy with a wet
18:06red polo shirt starts screaming at me about how he can give me as many steaks as I want.
18:12But I have to order them right now.
18:14He was screaming, right now.
18:15How many?
18:16How many you want?
18:17Right now.
18:18Hurry.
18:18Right now.
18:18Until I said, I don't know, 15?
18:22Then he said yes, then ran out the room.
18:27Who was that guy?
18:28I was that guy.
18:3015 steaks is a great deal.
18:33Also, don't call me for every little car accident.
18:37Why am I involved in all these car accidents?
18:40Who keeps giving my information away?
18:42Keep my name out your mouth.
18:46So call Jake today for a bundle you can't refuse.
18:50You can't just say bundle.
18:52It's a bundle of steaks, Andy Reid.
18:55You've got to say bundle of steaks.
18:57You're confusing the customers.
18:59Bundle.
19:06This guy in the picture here, he is a man named Jake.
19:10I know him as the man who covers all my steaks.
19:15You've got to tell me.
19:15Was this lady talking about real bugs or not?
19:20I don't want to give too much away, but yes, they were real bugs.
19:25Very yucky.
19:25This is your doctor, yeah.
19:28Oh, he's a good boy.
19:30He runs and box and swims and dance.
19:33And he also does karaoke.
19:34I mean, that's not to say he's not also a good doctor.
19:37He's just a full human being with interests and stuff.
19:40I don't know if he's a good doctor or not.
19:41I just haven't been to him.
19:43I like my doctor, Chris.
19:44She's a girl.
19:45In real life, this guy's name is Garrett.
19:49But it's a sketch, so he has a different name.
19:52Man, his clothes are different too.
19:53I don't know.
19:54I didn't watch that one.
19:55And then there's me.
19:57Let me know, man.
19:59Yes, yes, oh yeah.
20:01It's time to go home.
20:03Bobby.
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