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00:00Don't they smell nice, these Toast-Up-Teak?
00:02Absolutely.
00:02I know, look at you, you sat there frothing at the mouth.
00:05I'm like, I'm drooling.
00:07I know, but they're from Easter.
00:08They haven't got no green bits on.
00:09You haven't covered the green bits up with bare bits.
00:11You can't tell for the raisins though, can you?
00:13Yeah, cos they're green.
00:15Yeah.
00:15Oh!
00:19Oh, you broke me, bastard!
00:21Oh!
00:22Oh!
00:22That's them flip-flops!
00:27Yes!
00:27Yes!
00:29This is incriminating, let's listen.
00:31See ya!
00:32What?
00:34What just happened?
00:35Even Vinny's perked up at that.
00:38Ooh!
00:39You'd expect this in like a Hollywood blockbuster.
00:43No, no, no!
00:44What the hell?
00:45I can't watch that!
00:46Just bounce, Jane.
00:48Just bounce.
00:49Oh!
00:50Yes!
00:51I'd be doing that pirate audience.
00:53Vinny's licking your vanilla slice!
00:56Have you got Trump fatigue yet?
00:57No, he's a great disruptor, Mary.
01:00In the year that saw more twists and turns than usual, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:07There was still plenty to learn about penguins on Disney+.
01:11One brave bird gave up wings for the flippers.
01:20They fly as well, do they?
01:22No, they used to fly 65 million years ago.
01:25What happened then?
01:28What happened then?
01:30We were trying not to laugh on Prime Video.
01:39Joe Wilkinson.
01:40Is that the keep fit man?
01:41No.
01:42No?
01:43No, it's not.
01:44Is he?
01:44On a bad day.
01:45Is it?
01:46No!
01:49Joe Wilkinson.
01:50Oh, yeah.
01:51I forgot.
01:51Sorry, Joe.
01:52He's had a hard life.
01:54And it was a familiar tune from our favourite street on ITV1.
02:04Bob doesn't like these cats.
02:05Wait.
02:06Oh!
02:08There's a cat!
02:09There's a cat!
02:09Go on, Bob.
02:10What's next, Bob?
02:11He doesn't like the pigeon!
02:13Pigeon!
02:13Pigeon, Bobby!
02:14There's a pigeon, Bobby!
02:15He knows he's coming!
02:24In Leeds.
02:25Do you know what, Izzy?
02:26I can't stand about your house.
02:28What?
02:28Your cups.
02:30You hate my cups!
02:31Do you know what?
02:32I was actually thinking of nearly buying a cup today for your house while I were in
02:35Armdale Centre.
02:37Sisters Ellie and Dizzy.
02:38I mean, this is okay, but your mugs...
02:41Are too big for you.
02:41Too big for me, yeah.
02:42Too big for you.
02:43Your mugs, not big enough for me.
02:45Too big, too chunky.
02:48And I don't like the designs.
02:51It's getting personal now.
02:53Yeah.
02:55You know, I don't like the designs of yours, they all look cheap.
02:59That's because they are, because I bought them all from charity shops.
03:04In March, there was more of the same on ITV1.
03:08The only talent I've got is standing on one leg while cleaning my teeth.
03:12Standing on one leg?
03:14Yeah.
03:15Do you do that?
03:16Yeah.
03:18But I don't suppose anyone would want to watch that.
03:23I remember once, I was trying to body pop, and I put my neck out for a fortnight.
03:29It killed me.
03:30I had pain in my neck for a fortnight.
03:32Oh my God.
03:33Oh my God...
03:35Hello my darling.
03:37What's your name or where you come from?
03:39I am Red Panda, originating from China.
03:42Is that her actual name?
03:43Red Panda?
03:44Probably.
03:45And what kind of performance are you going to give us?
03:48I will be performing acrobatic
03:53She's knocking on a bit in shape acrobatics my favorite of the batics Pedro. Yes
04:05I'm impressed already that is literally like our woman's it used anything in a hill
04:15I know she's going on fall
04:21And Scott balls one
04:26Just put it on the right look. I'm just gonna use them as a hat I think
04:32What's she doing?
04:33There's a ball on the floor
04:38And how much of a talent is it put in pots on your thought is right in a unicycle we
04:43won't like while you've got the pots on you for
04:50No, wow
04:53No
05:01Okay, that's quite cool. That is really cool. Yeah, Josh can't even stack the plates when he's put them in
05:07the cupboard
05:07Never mind on a human cycle chuck them on your head. Oh
05:12No, he's gone to give her more
05:20I
05:20Bowls are no we're not gonna get Emma. Huh? Oh, that's so much that that's so much right you are
05:29Just got this is how she's she's got momentum. She's like I had it possible to do is one leg
05:38It's up to the knee she's up to the knee with bowls
05:44That's it, oh
05:49No
05:56Give over
06:01Go on red panda girl you are a legend, but she can have set a dinner table quick. Don't you?
06:08Yeah, when she does the house you know pulling back. I don't stand
06:13How can you?
06:15Well, you'd have to keep your spine straight
06:20You can't you can't put your your your your your back
06:25Your leg doesn't even go that far
06:27Wait
06:29I know I wouldn't be able to do it
06:33Incafilly
06:34Oh, I didn't think much of that food this week, did you?
06:36No, I didn't like it. I ordered no peas. I had half a plate full of peas
06:42they were like bullets
06:43I know Dave and his wife Shirley and then the pie won us
06:49Yeah, we take a mushroom pie
06:51It was it was you find the mushroom. I never had a mushroom. I think I never found any gravy
06:59It was dry as tits
07:01In spring we Netflix and chilled with a very famous face
07:06You're giving a bit Meg's today Megan the stallion no Megan Michael you see this is going to give us
07:12a
07:12Glimpse into where wildly what do you really want to go in there?
07:16Well, yes, I don't want to see what it's like you're just a nosy bastard. I am
07:25It's very Martha Stewartish and yeah, but without the tax evasion hopefully
07:31So my dear friend Daniel is coming over. Daniel yeah
07:36No
07:38Still happy with Harry and whenever I have someone come and stay one of my favorite things to do is
07:45to prep the guest room
07:47How do we prep our guest room? We just change the bed, don't we?
07:51Yeah, spray a bit of for breeze around quick sniff of the duvet. Yeah
07:56That'll do
07:57I think about the two places of a guest experience once they've gone into their room
08:02What's at the side of the bed for them? That's their good morning and good night moment. Hey, wait
08:07Good morning is that good night moment
08:09And what is in the bathroom for them so they can have a beautiful soak a nice bath at the
08:15end of the night
08:15You've been a guest at someone's house and had a bath you could go someone else's house for the night
08:20and have a shower
08:21That's acceptable that's standard, but don't start having a bath that is weird so for
08:27bath salts
08:29She's making the bath salts for their soak at the end of the night
08:32The base of what we need is good old-fashioned epsom salts
08:36She must be doing this for like Charles and Camilla you know for when they come over
08:40Yeah
08:41Is there a certain amount of salt that i'm dealing with here?
08:43We're gonna try to fill this container
08:44So we're probably going to use quite a bit jeepers creepers how many baths are they gonna have it's gonna
08:50be like the dead sea
08:51It is some lavender. I think it's calming at the end of the night
08:55I've got epsom salts and I've got lavender in the cabinet. I could make this
09:01Pink Himalayan sea salt. Why not?
09:03Oh, I've got some Himalayan pink salt as well
09:05See I knew it me and megan we could be besties
09:09The reason i'm leaving some room at the top. I like to make like a teabag for the bath a
09:15teabag for the bath
09:16All blokes have to teabag the bath like oh a bit like that. It's like you check it. You're testing
09:21water, don't you?
09:24Not ready yet
09:25Do you have to pull this everything down to your level when it comes to daniel we've been friends for
09:31maybe 15 years
09:32so that's from when she was she was on soups and he has just been in my life for
09:38The before during and after oh before during and after what homie
09:42uh
09:44Yeah, i've got you you know what you're talking about there thanks megan and he's very much a mainstay
09:50Uncle daniel the kids call him. What about uncle william what happened to him yeah
09:56Okay, so we have done the base of what we need to welcome daniel now let's go prep some snacks
10:02Oh, talk to me here then megan. What snacks are we doing?
10:06I learned this very very recently. What's that?
10:09What's she putting in there? You can a cup of dried corn
10:13Put it in a paper bag. What what are you meant to do with that?
10:17Two minutes
10:20It was popping mary. That's a little bit shy of two minutes. That's never the microwave is it?
10:27You guys let's have a look
10:31Look at that dave popcorn
10:35Look at how fun that is. That is fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's mental that i didn't know you
10:40could do that
10:41For daniel, why don't we do some truffle popcorn truffle pop i knew it was gonna be posh. I won't
10:47thank you for that
10:48Truffle oil. Oh, no, no, don't spoil it. It's not truffle oil. There's so many times that our lives have
10:53been ruined by truffle oil
10:55No, please that's such a big mistake
10:57She put about 80 quid's worth of truffle oil on that didn't she?
11:00Yeah
11:00Might as well just get a couple of I bet it tastes crap and all just get some butter case
11:05And now everything's ready for daniel's arrival tonight. Well, that's nice. I'd be happy with that
11:10I'd be impressed with that. Could you imagine my rucksack after I left there? It'd be all in there
11:15taking it home
11:25Here's the precious
11:28Why doesn't anyone ever present peas like this?
11:33Because most people don't offer their friends peas
11:41Yeah, look at the vista there, huh? Look at that for a back garden. Imagine living in Montecito
11:48What is this view? What is this? Go to the end of our street, turn right, and you can see
11:52the bratship
11:54I know. Yeah, I know. Do you know what I say when people come and stay here?
12:00Out yourselves to what treat this as though. It's your own house. Yeah, so then I'm not getting up like
12:05a knobhead having to brew up every five
12:07Every five minutes. Yeah, you want a biscuit go and fucking get one
12:19In the room how would you say these are quinoa well me too, but I found out it's called quinoa
12:27best friends
12:27Abby and Georgia
12:29Queen walk queen are quinoa quinoa quinoa
12:34Queen wah
12:36What have you just called them queen queen wah queen wah I think the soup quinoa were better. I think
12:43quinoa sounds better
12:45Quinoa chips in March there were a load of comedians not finding anything funny on prime video
12:51It's literally the best names in comedy altogether in the old days
12:56I used to make you laugh quite a lot. I used to cry with laughter, but uh
13:00Not since I became bitter
13:03Yeah, you laughed then didn't you
13:08Oh
13:09Jimmy car and his love is his love alone makes me laugh. No, he gets me all the time
13:14Hello and welcome to last one laughing the show where 10 comedians have to make each other laugh whilst trying
13:24not to laugh themselves
13:25Oh, I love that
13:27Because even if it's not funny if you know you can't laugh it's funny
13:31Yeah, yeah, so they'll all be doing funny things deadpan. Yeah, not able to laugh. Yeah, you're not allowed to
13:36giggle
13:37You're not allowed to smile. Dad would be very good at this
13:40No, he would be all right to a point. We could make that laugh. No, look at him
13:44Are you gonna make that laugh? Yeah, look
13:48I think he's just genuinely disgusted in this though, isn't he? There you go. The game starts now
13:56Don't laugh try not to laugh. I think grandma died. Oh my god
14:01Shall we talk about something incredibly mundane? You'd be good at this. I'd start talking about chickens
14:07That would really switch me off. Yeah
14:12Oh
14:12My god, no Bob knows what he's doing sliding over to Rob because they want to win don't they?
14:17So they are gonna try and make other people laugh. Yeah
14:22Your kitchen
14:23Rob's already trying not to laugh. You've got a kitchen island. I don't I think I need a moment
14:33Rob's smiling
14:44You've been useless at this
14:48Oh phones ringing hello
14:51Hi, could you ask joe wilkinson to play his joker please? Oh, no. Oh god, it's the joker
14:57Joe don't even need to make jokes. It's just the way
15:00He speaks and delivers things. It's just funny
15:06Oh god, what?
15:08That just all sets up, is he not?
15:13He looks like Jesus
15:16You may have noticed that I'm standing in front of a large rnli printout
15:28I thought it was important
15:32Yeah, we can all see that jaw
15:35I'm holding my mouth trying to stop me laughing, but
15:38Oh, man
15:39Would you like the sound of the sea?
15:41Yes, please, Bob
15:50It's not funny. It's not
15:53But it is funny. It's bizarre, isn't it?
15:56The royal national lifeboat institution or the rnli
16:04What's sickle do, you dick?
16:07It's a charity that provides
16:08No
16:09A 24-7 lifeboat search and rescue service around the coast
16:15Oh, it's joe ice it looks in trouble
16:18Of the united kingdom and the republic of ireland
16:27Oh god, evil, just evil
16:32Look at joe
16:34That is a laugh
16:34What else do you class as a laugh? He's bloody smirking his head off
16:40Oh, who laughed?
16:42Oh, joe's got caught out
16:45You'll make me laugh
16:46I know, you'll make me sick
16:50When people are trying to be funny like a comedian
16:54I just can't laugh at them for some reason because I know
16:57They're trying to do it
16:59I know they're trying to make you laugh and I just don't find it funny
17:02And a lot of the time some of the jokes are for grown-ups and I don't understand them
17:10You know
17:11Hey, Jenny, remember what we were talking about the other week
17:14When you were saying you've got a bony arse
17:16A bony bum
17:17Oh, I've got my footy socks
17:18Can't wait to see you in them
17:19Best friends Jenny and Lee
17:22God, what size are they?
17:24They're only little
17:25Look, they've got the bum on them
17:28The padded bum
17:29Well, let's have a go
17:31Oh my god
17:32You're not taking your
17:32Oh
17:33No, I'm not taking my toes off
17:34Oh, I've got to go for that
17:36You see what they look like
17:37Oh, Christ
17:37Oh
17:41Are they weighing you down?
17:43Oh
17:44Hang on
17:45Oh, I like them legs
17:46The wires are hanging
17:47Aye
17:49Oh, I like them
17:51Oh
17:54Shake your butt
17:56I like them
17:58Oh my god, you'll be twerking soon
18:00Does it
18:02And I look real funny
18:04In February, it was some argy-bargy in the Oval Office that made the headlines on the BBC
18:10Brace yourself, babes
18:12You've got to see this news, didn't you hear about it earlier on?
18:15Yeah
18:15Oh, it's terrible
18:16In unprecedented scenes in the Oval Office
18:19Is there ever not an unprecedented scene when we turn on the news these days?
18:23I know
18:24President Trump gave President Zelensky a public dressing down this evening
18:28Oh
18:30God
18:31As the men met to discuss the war in Ukraine
18:34Watch this
18:35Watch this now
18:36Watch
19:05Why don't you wear a suit?
19:35Yes
19:36You don't have the cards right now
19:38All he keeps saying to him is your predicament
19:42Your position
19:44Yeah, I know I'm in the jam
19:45That's why I'm here
19:47This is the bugger
19:49You're
19:50You've got this bully who's humiliating you
19:52But at the same time you need them to be on your side
19:54What do you do?
19:55With us you start having cards
19:56I'm not playing cards
19:57Right now
19:57He says he's not playing cards
19:59I heard Jules
20:00Oh
20:00I do really respect him for sticking up for himself
20:03When you're speaking your third language
20:04Absolutely
20:05And you've got a bunch of bullies in the room with you
20:07You're gambling with World War Three
20:09Ooh
20:10Gambling with World War Three
20:12How
20:12I thought
20:13He didn't go and bust into somebody else's backyard you know
20:16Have you said thank you once this entire meeting?
20:19What?
20:20This is going great
20:23Silenskyly
20:24Couldn't have gone better for me actually
20:25Offer some words of appreciation for the United States of America
20:29And the president who's trying to save your country
20:33God this is a proper double team
20:35This is
20:35Trump is fed up with Silensky from years ago
20:38Because he tried to get Silensky to do something for him and he didn't
20:41They've got beef
20:42They just want to have him
20:43They don't like him
20:45You think that if you will speak very loudly about the war
20:49He's not speaking loudly
20:50He's not speaking loudly
20:51Oh that's a red rag twibble
20:53I don't think he was speaking loudly
20:55Well he was hectoring
20:57He was speaking assertively
20:59But I don't
21:00I don't
21:01I don't
21:01I don't remember being
21:02I can see whose side you're on
21:33What?
21:35Ohhhh
21:36That's a dig in it
21:37Trump
21:38Is spitting Putin's lines
21:40Then you tell us
21:41I don't want to cease fire
21:43I don't want to cease fire
21:44Oh my god
21:45I want to go
21:46I want to go and I want this
21:47I mean he's not even speaking as a leader is he?
21:50No he's trying
21:51I don't want this
21:52I don't want that
21:53I don't want this
21:54I'm not your friend anymore
21:55I don't care
21:56I don't care
21:57You're not coming to my house
21:58You're not coming to my house anymore to play
21:59No
22:01No you are
22:02And I want all me stuff back
22:03What I've given you
22:04All me tanks
22:06All me tanks
22:07All me guns
22:08I want all them back
22:10You silly gay
22:20In Wiltshire
22:21Giles
22:22Yes
22:22If you and I were colleagues in the workplace
22:24Yeah
22:25I would consider this workplace harassment
22:28Why?
22:29What have I done now?
22:30Because you've written swear words all over our communal calendar
22:33Don't say
22:34Giles and his wife Mary
22:36So what did I write Mary?
22:38You know quite well what you wrote
22:39Okay
22:40Shall I read it out?
22:41No don't please
22:45Shite weather
22:46Stop it
22:47Shite government
22:48Shite country
22:49Giles
22:50No point living here
22:51You're not allowed to swear in this sanctuary of a room
22:54Shite prime minister
22:56Shite chancellor
22:57Relocate to Tenerife
22:59Earlier this year
23:01Everyone's favourite boy scout
23:03Was hunting celebs on Netflix
23:05What makes it nice and easy watch for me
23:08Is Holly Willoughby's on it
23:09Oh god almighty woman
23:11She had a nice t-shirt on
23:13Kharki
23:14Yeah quite fitted
23:15Oh god almighty
23:16Well I can sport a fitted kharki t-shirt if you want
23:20It's not quite the same
23:25Celebrity bear hunt
23:26I don't even think I'm getting this right
23:28With bear grills
23:29Eh
23:30Why
23:31Why
23:32Is he called bear really?
23:34Is that his real name?
23:35Fucking hell
23:36I bet he's got a different name
23:38What like
23:39Jason
23:40For today's challenge
23:41The two teams have been brought here to Pandora Beach
23:44Pandora Beach
23:45I quite fancy going there
23:46Oh that looks lovely
23:47Can we go there but not do whatever they're doing?
23:50For the survivor at sea
23:51The number one priority is always to reach dry land
23:54Oh he's gone insane
23:55I tell you what there's no flies on him
23:57You know
23:58Always try and get yourself on dry land
24:00You know at the sea
24:01It's wet as fuck
24:03For this challenge
24:05Bear's placed the selection of supply bags
24:07On and around two rescue rafts
24:09Oh my god
24:10Each team must collect their supply bags
24:13Release their raft anchors
24:14And pull their rafts along with the bags
24:17Back to shore as quickly as possible
24:19That's not going to be easy
24:20No
24:21He used to do things like this
24:22On the 18 to 30s things didn't he?
24:25For team building exercises like this
24:28Stand by
24:29Why is he taking his top off?
24:32Jesus Christ
24:33There's not much evidence of man boob
24:35Is Sir Mary?
24:36Okay go
24:37Oh he's pushed her off
24:43Oh Jesus
24:44You're on him all
24:47Lawrence has landed on Steph's park lunch
24:49Get to the raft as quickly as possible
24:54Yeah
24:54Get to the raft
24:56That is when I can let my kind of jungle training take over
25:03The only jungle training Lawrence said
25:05Is when he picked out a leopard print rug
25:11I kept throwing myself at the raft trying to get up
25:13Where's he gone now?
25:14You can't even see him
25:15Come on Lawrence
25:16Lawrence is trying to get in
25:18I knew he was going to struggle
25:19Suddenly I am in some high of fight or flight
25:25I can't believe
25:26Oh he can't believe he's having a panic attack
25:27Oh shit he's in some trouble here
25:29Oh no Lawrence
25:33Oh my god he's actually drowning
25:35Oh I don't like this
25:36Looks like Lawrence is needing some help here
25:41Oh my god he looked like a dolphin
25:43He was like that
25:44He really said
25:45Good job bears here you tell Lawrence
25:48I'll save you
25:51I'll save you
25:52I can't believe
25:53Oh love he can't breathe
25:55Oh he's panicking he's panicking
25:57I'm going to get the boat in here
26:00What's that sign?
26:01That's a signal
26:03My majesty
26:06Are we going to get you on shore?
26:08You're all good
26:08He's not having a good time of it is he Lawrence?
26:10No
26:10I'm really tight
26:12I'll cross my chest
26:14I think he's having a heart attack
26:15Is he dying?
26:17No
26:17They wouldn't show that would they?
26:24Oh poor thing
26:25Can't they take the cameras off him?
26:27No it's interesting
26:28Oh great
26:29It's okay
26:33Oh look at him
26:35He's gone pale
26:36That's the purest I've ever seen him
26:38He was like
26:39Oh he's struggling
26:40Oh don't he's struggling
26:43Lawrence you're back
26:44I mean you
26:45Are you alright?
26:46I'm fine
26:46Because looking at you now
26:47I'm sort of worried about you
26:48Yeah no no no
26:48He's got colour again
26:49It'll be fine
26:51You can't be alright
26:51If you sat there with a gas mask on
26:53On your face
26:53Is that an umbrella
26:55Getting held over his head?
26:56Yeah he doesn't want to get
26:57Some stroke as well does he?
26:58Lawrence we need to get
26:59Some ivy drips into you
27:00Some saline solution
27:01We need to keep you in the shade
27:02Cool you down
27:03Hydrate you
27:04Because you guys at dawn
27:06Are going into the bear pit
27:08Oh my god what?
27:09Oh because he lost
27:11And you're still going into the bear pit Lawrence
27:14I think that's so unreasonable
27:15This reminds me of that one time
27:17When I was in Telet Reef
27:18And I threw up trying to get inside
27:20I threw up in the sea
27:23Trying to get inside
27:24Back in the boat
27:26Because I fell off the boat
27:27And then the instructor
27:29Tried to lift me back in
27:30And I said let go
27:31You're embarrassing me
27:32I could do it on my own
27:34Why did these situations happen to you?
27:36And then I threw up
27:37Because I drank so much of the ocean water
27:39So I was throwing up everywhere
27:41That is disgusting
27:46Sorry
27:46I was at this big disability conference thing last week
27:51And we do this thing
27:53So if there's people in the audience
27:54That are blind or visually impaired
27:57You do a little bit of audio description of yourself
28:00Simon and his sister Jane
28:03So I was about to speak
28:04And I said I'm Simon
28:05I am a man with
28:10Well I have dwarfism
28:11So I'm about 3 foot 10
28:121 meter 20
28:14And I've got blondish hair
28:17And I've got a bit of stubble
28:18And someone wolf whistled me
28:21At my audio description
28:23They're blind though Simon
28:31You walked into that
28:34In April
28:36Netflix reminded us
28:38That love conquers all
28:39With its romantic dating series
28:42Whoa shit
28:44Is a remote alright?
28:46Armani
28:46This is my favourite
28:48Favourite dating show
28:50Ever
28:50Ever
28:51Ever
28:51I'm not even joking
28:53I love love on the spectrum
28:59You'll love this Jenny
29:00You will love this
29:01I'm hoping that I'll learn a bit more
29:04Love on the spectrum
29:05I love a dating show
29:06You should threaten Nat with it
29:08If he doesn't propose to you
29:09You're going to go on a dating show
29:11Do you know what?
29:12I was thinking about Googling the other day
29:14What are the legal benefits to getting married
29:16And then I can screenshot them
29:17And send them tonight
29:18And see if that persuades him
29:22Hello
29:22Hello
29:23Oh I love her
29:25Abby
29:26I'm so glad Abby's back
29:31I love them
29:32They're so in love
29:32They went on a trip to Africa
29:34Did they?
29:35Yeah because they both love the Lion King
29:36So Abby's been with us since season one
29:38And she had a blind date with David
29:40And they've been together since then
29:42Oh that's so cute
29:44How important is David to you Abby?
29:46He's very important
29:47He's my closest friend
29:48And I've never had a close friend before David
29:51He's the closest friend I've ever had in my life
29:54I used to say that about you
29:57What's that?
29:58You were my closest friend
29:59Because we met so young
30:01Yeah
30:01Yeah
30:02We found each other
30:03We found each other
30:04We did
30:05Abby and David are celebrating their third year anniversary
30:08God they've done well
30:09I've never made it to three years
30:11I know babe
30:12So Abby has been working on a song for David
30:15It's a dedication song
30:17What if it's shite and David's got to sit there pretend he likes it
30:20Well what if it isn't and David loves it
30:22The biggest part is thinking where she started and where she is now
30:28Oh her mum's so proud
30:30And I think about who she was when she was ten
30:32She couldn't do what other kids did
30:35She couldn't talk like them
30:36She was nonverbal when she was ten
30:38Oh look how far she's come
30:40That's what we think
30:41We were up in that Ronnie
30:43At least when he gets older
30:44I know he can't speak very much now
30:46But you know that is how much he's improved
30:49Improving yes
30:50Three years
30:51Three wonderful years
30:52How has it been?
30:55He looks fantastic
30:57Very John Travolta
30:58Yes
30:59Is she drinking wine and he's drinking milk?
31:01I am fond of a pint of milk
31:03It's lovely
31:04David
31:05Yeah
31:05I have a special surprise for you
31:07A surprise for me?
31:09Here we go
31:10Oh come on
31:11This is it
31:11Come on
31:12I have written you a special song
31:15This is for you David
31:17Casey
31:19Oh yeah
31:20Oh brilliant
31:21She's good barking
31:22Wow
31:22This is like my worst nightmare
31:26Go on Ab
31:27I'm not going to be the part of it
31:30You're the lion to my lioness
31:33Oh
31:33The milk to my chardonnay
31:36The milk to my chardonnay
31:38Is that what they're drinking there now?
31:40Yeah
31:40Listen Abbie's got wine
31:42My prince charming doesn't bring me flowers
31:45He knows I'd rather have gummy bears any day
31:50He's his colours, his numbers
31:52Now I know the world
31:53This is too much
31:55A cheaper alternative
31:56I like that
31:57I wish Paige was into gummy bears and not flowers
31:59Well you just like the cash equivalent
32:01You support me
32:04And I'll always be here for you
32:08And I'll always be here for you too
32:10This is a bit of a toe-top of this
32:12Why am I crying already?
32:15You'll get this on tape for the three-wheel van
32:17You can name every animal at the zoo
32:20You could name every animal at the zoo, couldn't you, Nuts?
32:23This is a good song
32:25But I was kind of nervous to meet someone new
32:28And then I got used to knowing you
32:34That's beautiful
32:35That's so well thought out
32:36Are you crying?
32:37I know you're a bit high
32:41But when I'm with you
32:43I'm in the world instead
32:44Oh, that's just so cute
32:46Sometimes I'm in my head
32:49But when I'm with you
32:50I'm in the world instead
32:52Will you be my boyfriend forever?
32:55Will you be my boyfriend forever?
32:59Will you be my brother forever?
33:02Sorry, that's an actual banger
33:04That's phenomenal
33:04That's an anthem
33:05Will you be my boyfriend forever?
33:09Will you be my boyfriend forever?
33:12I heard you the first time
33:14Forever
33:15Will you be my boyfriend forever?
33:19Will you be my boyfriend forever?
33:22I wanna be your girlfriend forever?
33:26Oh!
33:28Thank God Simon Cowell's not in the vicinity
33:31Because he'd be looking like a turk, like sumo
33:33Oh, she'd have had fucking Louis Walsh rugby tackling her
33:36No, that was absolutely amazing
33:38Just listening to the melodies in her voice
33:41Like, she's up here and then she's down there
33:44And she's just controlling it lyrically so well
33:48Really, I take me hats off to her
33:50Fucking hell, Sean
33:52Honestly, it's a delight to listen to
33:54I feel privileged, honestly
33:56It's lovely
33:57I'm actually dead romantic
33:59I run Paige a bath last night
34:01After she'd moved all the wood out of the back garden
34:04Onto the drive
34:14In North London
34:15Armani, did you see what I bought?
34:17What?
34:18One of those, like, policeman books
34:20You know the ones?
34:21You know the ones that policemen have?
34:22Yeah
34:23Sisters Amira and Armani
34:25Yeah, they'll come out like this lit in the movies
34:27Look, watch them like
34:29Right, so when did this happen?
34:32A mirror
34:33And what are you writing on this, please?
34:35I'm making notes, innit?
34:37Of, like, an infringement book
34:39What?
34:40Yeah, so I'll write you up
34:42And what's on there?
34:43Training?
34:44No, like, stuff, training and stuff, numbers
34:47And you couldn't use a normal notepad for that?
34:49No, because I want to look like I'm doing some important business
34:52Like policemen do
34:54This is me going around
34:55You're actually delusional
34:56You mean, hell?
34:57I look at everyone
34:57I go like this little
35:02In spring
35:02It was comings and goings in the car park
35:05That had curry fans all excited on ITV1
35:08Let's see what's happening in Carnation Street
35:11Carnation
35:12You call it Carnation Street?
35:14No, I don't
35:14I thought it was called Coronation Street
35:16I didn't say Carnation Street
35:19Coronation
35:20Oh, I see
35:21It's your Northern Irish accent
35:22That's a hate crime now
35:23You still got one, Natty, after all these years
35:26Why wouldn't I?
35:28HE WHISPER
35:31KEVIN
35:31KEVIN
35:32KEVIN
35:37Kevin has got testicular cancer
35:40His wife, Abby, has got PTSD
35:42Kev's been lashing out about his cancer
35:45Pushing everybody away
35:46Thumping Tyrone
35:48Being horrible to Abby
35:49Pushing her away
35:50Because he's too stressed and scared about his cancer
35:53he's just started chemo what do you say we got a beast all far because you said you were bored
35:59being cooped up i thought you'd like it oh yeah i'll be a laugh a minute you can understand that
36:07though can't you sometimes it's good not to mope yeah but if he's having treatment and he's not
36:12feeling the best you don't always want to go out yeah but you've got to sometimes make the effort
36:16so i just keep telling you that make the effort okay i'll see you later okay bye then you know
36:25the
36:25garage wasn't doing so good 52 plate focus you could see that coming couldn't you oh abby what are you
36:37playing at what am i playing at what are you playing at oh he's dishing oh your space shut up
36:45wow very
36:46nice very nice chopped up that's how you solve a argument you charged into me you were paying
36:51and one more smart comment and i'm gonna knock your teeth out honestly ebby what happened love did you
36:58break your nail oh that's a good one i must remember that next he's gonna say have you got period
37:04pain
37:04lip panic i was on the phone to my husband he's got cancer and i am trying to be nice
37:10to him but it
37:10is hard because he's angry a lot you see i think he's pushing me away i bet he wish he
37:14never asked
37:15well he can't trump that he feels like shit now yeah do you want me to show anything
37:21and with sheila's wheels sorry no no really i'm sorry oh my god assault she's just clucked in one
37:30you all right does he look all right he's just had a left right good night no he's fine i've
37:35always
37:35had him just have to look at my nose and it starts bleeding i know i'd get that checked out
37:39it'll be low
37:40iron wasn't it oh they're chatting each other up now they are aren't they oh what's all this about
37:45what there's some weird energy between these two right now i'll pack over there and you can have
37:51this one oh thank you very much very kind of you get a beam
37:58did you see the long lingering look yes bit tasty
38:07oh his days gone from bad to worse oh but it's gonna get really sexy because she's gonna lift
38:11the bonnet and fix it pop the hood oh she's getting cocky now i'm a mechanic
38:18oh this is my one part stories she's gonna fix it he's gonna be nice and then he's gonna be
38:25like
38:26oh she's attractive yeah she does have to fix claws uh as someone who knows her onions i would
38:33say is looking awful it's a shame i'm enjoying this now i think she's flirting charles well he's a
38:41better prospect than care i don't suppose you fancy getting a drink after oh no abby don't do it
38:50no no no no no please two strangers a couple of hours in a nice hotel oh after that i'd
38:58be like
38:58take me anywhere i'll come to the hotel come on that was smooth the way he did that i think
39:05she
39:05should say what makes you think i'd be interested in barnyard sex at such short notice shall they
39:14never see each other again he's touching her he's touching her and i bet by the look on
39:20her face is thinking should i risk it for a biscuit see you in the bistro question mark
39:28oh kevin's going out look what's she gonna do council the bistro no obviously no obviously
39:34she's gonna get her beef bourguignon somewhere else too a bit later and kevin had made it to the
39:40bistro for a nice family meal excuse me is this taken oh no you couldn't make this up so debbie
39:53knows the
39:53guy hey what are you doing here wait hang on they they both know him she's gonna have a fanny
39:59flip when
40:00she sees him abby meet carl my brother no as if that's kevin's brother it's like the movie twins
40:08oh have you got like separate like mum's hand dance nice to meet you abby
40:17oh he did the thumb thing yeah that stroke did you see that stroke come on in oh my god
40:26he would have said he would have said this is why i don't park in the busy busy spots in
40:34a car park
40:34no you always park miles away don't you yeah where is page you know if she could park in the
40:39front of
40:39the shop she would i'm like that taxi rank hazards on looking beyond me
40:48in manchester i put these glasses on around the house and uh and pull my trousers up and
40:54sing elton john songs at dan yeah yeah is that the way you keep your relationship alive well he likes
41:00it yeah he likes it it's good though it really feels like elton john go on pop them on allison
41:06her husband george and her daughter helena do you like them yeah oh can you do i'm still standing go
41:14on do what i'm still standing go on i don't know he doesn't know songs i know i don't listen
41:19to the
41:19lyrics it smells the music it looks more like christopher biggins than elton john oh my god he looks like
41:24pru leaf what i haven't got a thing oh he does look a bit like pru and it's not just
41:30the glasses
41:30it's the hair as well in april bertie gregory took a deep dive into our favorite feathery friends on
41:37disney plus oh my god the one of you love penguins i do they're my favorite animal ever they're just
41:43so
41:43cute is it pengwings or pingwings pengwings or pingwings hey is it pengwings or pengwings see this is where
41:52you get me confused now so penguin not penguin okay penguin yeah go on gwen so it's the secret life
42:04of
42:05penguin
42:11oh it's cold ain't it yeah it's a touch winter's over
42:19and this chick is now five months old oh five months they're lovely at that age aren't they
42:26same age as ralphie her parents have kept her safe and well fed
42:33but now they must leave at five months old chop to me how did your body's that
42:38mine's still at home national geographic explorer and award-winning cinematographer birdie gregory
42:46he's living with the colony he's living with them oh he does no he loves them don't he loves nature
42:52imagine being fed your entire life by mum and dad yeah sean imagine being fed all your life by your
42:57mum and dad now we're gonna stop and by the way your next meal is 30 miles that way in
43:03the middle of
43:03the ocean i i i honestly draw the line out finding my own food when mum tells me there's no
43:09dinner do you
43:10know how disappointed i am in her oh that's a very little one let's look at the left is it
43:21there's an
43:22absolute little tiddler just here oh my god he's really little he ain't gonna make it that one oh he's
43:30got over on that can't be five months could have dwarfism maybe his parents didn't make it back from
43:39an earlier fishing trip oh oh he's got his hands in his pockets get caught pockets oh i can't i
43:48can't
43:49it's gonna set me off i'm so sad inside my heart i'm really sad as well oh my gosh it
43:54is getting really
43:55cold i've lost that tiny little chick i don't know where it's gone oh no find it
44:07oh is that him i've spotted the teeny tiny little chick on his own on the edge of the group
44:13oh daniela
44:14it's on its own i can't watch i can't i can't i can't they're so far away from everyone else
44:19get him
44:19someone get him
44:26i could be saddest side i've ever seen
44:33well done oh yeah nice right in the middle as well this is getting dangerous for us now
44:44good luck little penguins he's buggering off all right i would have known after a blustery night
44:51in his tent bertie was back out on the ice to check on the penguins
44:59right the aftermath bertie bring us good news please oh no oh god no
45:14oh my god oh please don't forget please don't forget i think it is jenny
45:23that is heartbreaking oh my god oh that's upset mate i thought he was gonna make it
45:32poor little thing
45:37that's nature annie i know but i thought he might have made it because he was with his mates
45:43looking at the size this one does look a little bigger than that really small one
45:48oh it's not to be the small one but still i mean it is sad that that one is toast
45:52but the little guy
45:53i really hope he's managed to make it
45:58no way what
46:04those other bigger chicks huddling around the little one helped him get through oh well done
46:14he made it
46:18oh the little one made it oh oh
46:21fucking hell another little one helped him get through
46:25fucking penguins
46:29it
46:33oh
46:35oh
46:36oh
46:37oh
46:43oh
46:44You're a perfect world
46:48You're a perfect, perfect world
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