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00:00:00Are you feeling all right?
00:00:01Yeah, man.
00:00:01Hay fever.
00:00:02How many boxes of tissues have you gone through this season?
00:00:05Too many, man.
00:00:06Too many.
00:00:06Have you had your tablet?
00:00:08No.
00:00:09That's probably why.
00:00:10That's probably why.
00:00:12Before you go...
00:00:12I keep forgetting.
00:00:14Go and get your tablet.
00:00:16I'm not watching a TV show without him.
00:00:18Go and have your hay fever tablet.
00:00:19Sorry.
00:00:20Can you believe he's not had his tablet?
00:00:21That's why he's sneezing all the time.
00:00:23You should have them by his bedside and take one every night.
00:00:26That's what I do.
00:00:27I know.
00:00:30Oh, Joe!
00:00:31Do you want a tissue?
00:00:33Yes, please.
00:00:36Yes!
00:00:41I'm so happy for you.
00:00:42What are we watching now?
00:00:44Sex.
00:00:45Nice.
00:00:48He's doing what?
00:00:49He's going on a train.
00:00:50This is a bit of you.
00:00:51My people.
00:00:53Do you know what I love?
00:00:55Soup.
00:00:57Is this actually a show?
00:00:59Yeah.
00:00:59Yeah.
00:01:00Claire, it's too much.
00:01:00It's literally the greatest moment of my life.
00:01:04Fish bumpies!
00:01:05Hey!
00:01:06We've all got an undercarriage.
00:01:08I don't know.
00:01:08Grow up!
00:01:09In the week record temperatures had us all melting.
00:01:13We enjoyed lots of great telly.
00:01:17The sinister playground games from Korea were back.
00:01:27I don't think I'm ruthless enough for Squid Game.
00:01:29No, no, you're way too nice.
00:01:30Do you know what I mean?
00:01:31I would have been sat on the other side prepping sandwiches for everyone.
00:01:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:46Do you know what I mean?
00:01:50What a horrible way to spend the day, though, to go out and stand in the field and watch
00:01:54someone half a mile away perform a medley of greatest hits from 40 years ago.
00:02:00Lots of people really like that.
00:02:02I know, and I don't understand why.
00:02:03And I'm not saying they're wrong.
00:02:05I'm just saying they're weird.
00:02:08And the big bolt turned bad on Netflix.
00:02:11Somebody realised that the toilets weren't working.
00:02:17They needed electricity, so they weren't going to flush.
00:02:22Which is, with thousands of guests, a major issue.
00:02:27You don't even think about it.
00:02:28You just go, oh, yeah, that's the loo.
00:02:30That's the most important room in the house.
00:02:32And where does it all go?
00:02:33Where does it all go?
00:02:34It goes every house in London.
00:02:35The magic blueberry takes it away.
00:02:37Every house in London.
00:02:38Sometimes, if you're in a city, it's got huge tower blocks and everything.
00:02:41Everyone's got a toilet with a pipe with a poo coming down at the poo, poo, poo.
00:02:45Every day.
00:02:45Poo, poo.
00:02:46Into a big poo pipe.
00:02:47Out, out to the poo station.
00:02:49Oh, my God.
00:02:49Where it gets recycled and put straight into the rivers as it is.
00:02:55Honestly, just hang your bum over London Bridge and cut out the middleman.
00:03:08In Oxford.
00:03:09Oh, the heat today.
00:03:11Anton Dubeck.
00:03:13Mother of God.
00:03:14It's like over 30.
00:03:17Don't complain.
00:03:18I'm boiling, huh?
00:03:19We're not allowed to complain.
00:03:21Do you like the heat?
00:03:22Friends Anton and Craig.
00:03:24I like the cold.
00:03:25Do you?
00:03:26I like the cold as well.
00:03:27I like the cold because I like the clothes.
00:03:30Yeah, the cold.
00:03:31I like, yeah, big woolly things and...
00:03:33I like the layering.
00:03:34Puffy, puffer jackets.
00:03:36Oh, I hate the puffer jacket.
00:03:37I like the layer.
00:03:37Yes, I like cashmere.
00:03:38Yeah.
00:03:39Of course you would.
00:03:41You're a cashmere.
00:03:42You're a cashmere queen.
00:03:46On Saturday night, more famous faces were trying to cross our favourite bridge on BBC One.
00:03:52I'm competitive if I think I can win something.
00:03:55The minute I get a sniff of winning it, I'm really competitive.
00:03:58Even if you're taking on your own children at home?
00:04:01No, because I don't care about that stuff.
00:04:03Oh, I do.
00:04:04Yeah, I don't.
00:04:05I do.
00:04:05There's nothing more satisfying than beating an 11-year-old at catchphrase.
00:04:10I know your general knowledge is good.
00:04:11My general knowledge is pretty good.
00:04:12It's nothing like your general knowledge.
00:04:13Well, only because I've been alive so much longer.
00:04:16Welcome to Celebrity Bridge of Life.
00:04:18His name's not a grandson.
00:04:20No, not Phil.
00:04:22Phil.
00:04:22No, his name's not Phil.
00:04:24Oh, I used to have a crush on him.
00:04:25Of course you did.
00:04:26He's still your type.
00:04:28He is.
00:04:29Shaved head.
00:04:29Looks like he might mug you.
00:04:31Bridge.
00:04:32What are we looking for?
00:04:35Songs and their first words.
00:04:37Oh, come on.
00:04:38Oh, music.
00:04:39Music.
00:04:40Aidan, this is up your street.
00:04:41Come on, Aidan.
00:04:42I'm already quite stressed.
00:04:43First words of true.
00:04:46So.
00:04:47Fine.
00:04:47Very good.
00:04:48Gold.
00:04:50Thank.
00:04:51Thank.
00:04:52Yeah, thank you.
00:04:54Fine.
00:04:54Yeah, yeah, it is.
00:04:55Took a bit too long then.
00:04:56Yeah, yeah.
00:04:56No, it's hard to do, isn't it?
00:04:57It's not easy.
00:04:58Your five minutes starts now.
00:05:02OK.
00:05:04Space Oddity by David Bowie calling.
00:05:08Space Oddity.
00:05:09I don't know what Space Oddity is.
00:05:10Ground control.
00:05:11Ground control to me, Jatama.
00:05:15Wonderwall by Oasis today.
00:05:17Today is gonna be the day that she's gonna throw it bad to you.
00:05:21That's true.
00:05:22So they're both right, are they?
00:05:24No.
00:05:24No.
00:05:25So, Wonderwall.
00:05:26Right, so go Wonderwall.
00:05:28Mr. Brightside by The Killers.
00:05:30Coming.
00:05:31Coming out of my case.
00:05:32Yeah.
00:05:33Coming.
00:05:33Yeah.
00:05:34Oh, Mr. Brightside.
00:05:38I think you're making songs up.
00:05:40OK.
00:05:40I've been in enough clubs at the end of the night to sing coming out of my key.
00:05:44Yes, well done.
00:05:46Shotgun by George Ezra, Florida.
00:05:49Shotgun by George Ezra starts.
00:05:52Oh, hey, I can't remember the first word.
00:05:56Shotgun.
00:05:58How does that begin?
00:06:01Um.
00:06:02Gimme Gimme Gimme by Abba Half.
00:06:05I genuinely can't think of a worse topic for me to be involved in.
00:06:09I'm so glad you're here to help me.
00:06:10Half past ten.
00:06:11Gimme Gimme Gimme by Abba.
00:06:13Oh, my God.
00:06:13You're amazing at this.
00:06:15I know.
00:06:15Blue Monday by New Order.
00:06:18How?
00:06:20Oh, what's the freaking innovative?
00:06:22Do, do, do, do.
00:06:25Oh, Ross.
00:06:26No.
00:06:32How does it feel?
00:06:34How?
00:06:34We'd school for...
00:06:36How does it...
00:06:36OK, yeah.
00:06:37How does it feel?
00:06:38That's correct.
00:06:39How does that one go?
00:06:39Don't ask me.
00:06:40I don't know.
00:06:41My generation bite the Who.
00:06:43People.
00:06:43People try to put us down.
00:06:45My generation.
00:06:45People try to put us down, but then it's people talking about my generation truth or lie
00:06:52That is a true. Yeah, you are you disagree? Do you actually know nah?
00:06:58Down under by men at work traveling traveling in a flight of combi
00:07:03That's definitely traveling. Okay down under do do do do do do do do do do do
00:07:09um
00:07:1130 seconds 30 seconds look ross is getting stern. Oh, he's getting oh, I love it. Oh my goodness
00:07:17Okay, truth or lie it's getting tense
00:07:20That is true. Come on, natasha
00:07:23My way by frank sinatra and and now the end of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and now
00:07:28Yeah, and I did it
00:07:32Truth or lie
00:07:34That is the truth right now one more physical by dual leap but common
00:07:38It's gonna have to be physical. It's gonna have to go. Don't you leap?
00:07:41Go on step on that bounce you Rio by Duran Duran say Lee. Oh my god
00:07:46Ross stop talking to her like shut up. Let me entertain you by Robbie Williams hell
00:07:51You've got a step, babe. Come on. Do you a leap? Do you a leap? Go do a leap?
00:07:55You've got a 50 50. I'm gonna go to the line
00:07:58Oh
00:08:03No, oh, so you'd have got that I would have got that step across no
00:08:09Oh, that's a shot. Why would you do that?
00:08:12What's wrong she takes so long? What's all the money's gone? All the money's gone? She's too busy there rubbiting
00:08:17on
00:08:17Well, I don't know Ross. I've been good about to move man. You ran out of time. Look at his
00:08:22face. Oh, he looks gorgeous
00:08:24He just threw me
00:08:26Saoirse
00:08:27You ran out of time
00:08:29Ross, it counts for nothing if the guys didn't press the panic button. Oh, she's blaming them
00:08:35She's blaming them. Blaming them. I think it is going to press the panic button
00:08:38What the hell's the panic button?
00:08:39They can bank because I can basically bank the money
00:08:41You didn't press it. You were utterly amazing and we have totally let you down
00:08:46They didn't press the panic button. No, they've done it. They're lying.
00:08:50Did you or did you not press that panic button?
00:08:53Well, maybe
00:08:56Possibly. Guys, well, just tell us. This isn't the X Factor
00:08:59Come on, you massive cheese mongos
00:09:00Did you press it?
00:09:01Did you or did you not press it? You pressed it. Of course they pressed it, Natasha
00:09:04So, Natasha, please make your way to the vault. Oh, he's happy again now. Oh, he's happy now, isn't he,
00:09:11Ross?
00:09:11Right, Ross. God, he can turn on a sixpence, can't he?
00:09:14Any situation, if I had to call anyone at any point to help me in any
00:09:18scenario, Steve Backshaw is the one
00:09:21In any situation, you're going to call Steve Backshaw? Yes
00:09:25I don't have his number
00:09:28But I feel like he could solve most problems
00:09:33In Manchester
00:09:34Do you know what? In all my time, I've never been on a parent's WhatsApp group. How good is that?
00:09:40At school? That's terrible
00:09:42Friends Mark and Kelly
00:09:44Oh, they're funny though
00:09:45They're not
00:09:45They are
00:09:46I was class rep, weren't you? Class rep, weren't you?
00:09:52Class rep?
00:09:54Yeah
00:09:54What did you have to do to be class rep?
00:09:56I don't know, but I put a lot of gifs on my, uh, on my WhatsApps
00:09:59You'd have hated me
00:10:00You'd just put gifs on your WhatsApps all the time
00:10:02You'd have hated me
00:10:03I would put little things out and go, morning everyone
00:10:08Leave
00:10:09Leave
00:10:10Mark Chapman has left the group
00:10:13It was events at sea that had us on the edge of our seats on Netflix
00:10:17You'll never catch me on a cruise
00:10:19You're about to say, have you been on a cruise?
00:10:20No, you won't catch me ever
00:10:21Seasick
00:10:22What? Seasick
00:10:22Seasick, yeah
00:10:23I do not agree with cruises
00:10:25Why?
00:10:27Horrible experience
00:10:30Train rack
00:10:32Poop cruise
00:10:33Poop cruise
00:10:33What the fuck is this?
00:10:36It probably wasn't how it was advertised initially, do you think?
00:10:39Darling, there's a poop cruise
00:10:40Look, we must go
00:10:42We must go on the poop cruise
00:10:44We've done Mexico
00:10:45We've done the Caribbean
00:10:46Let's do poop
00:10:48The itinerary was two days at sea
00:10:51And then we were going to stop at Cozumel, Mexico
00:10:53Nice
00:10:54I've been on the busset over to the Isle of Arte
00:10:57That was bad enough
00:10:58Then we were going to get back out to sea
00:11:00And have a nice day back to Galveston
00:11:02It's going to be great
00:11:03That's it
00:11:03That's their trip
00:11:04Okay
00:11:04So it's only a little short cruise
00:11:07I think this was on the news
00:11:09When was it?
00:11:10Quite a while
00:11:10Did you cover it?
00:11:11I think I vaguely remember this story
00:11:13I was getting married
00:11:14It was my bachelorette party
00:11:16That's quite a good way to have a bachelorette party
00:11:19A little hen do on a cruise
00:11:20I think so
00:11:21We put our luggage down
00:11:22And we went straight up to the bar
00:11:24Yeah, my girls
00:11:25I like their drink
00:11:26They're there for a good time
00:11:27Yeah
00:11:27We were supposed to go to some kind of safety briefing
00:11:29But
00:11:30That would be so old, wouldn't it?
00:11:32Sorry, safety what?
00:11:33I remember being like
00:11:34We're not going to need this information
00:11:35Like, what are the chances we need to remember a muster station, right?
00:11:39Oh, first mistake
00:11:40Safety first, Babs
00:11:41Yeah, you might, darling
00:11:43Have you heard of Titanic?
00:11:46We were in the sun all day
00:11:47Oh, my God, look at that
00:11:49Yeah, that's a bit of me
00:11:50That is proper party lifestyle
00:11:52Is that you, Aidan?
00:11:53That's too crowded for me
00:11:54Drinking cocktails
00:11:55Was amazing
00:11:57Was it?
00:11:57We're in the sun all day
00:11:59Drinking cocktails
00:12:00Eating bottomless food
00:12:02Who's going to need a muster station?
00:12:07Something's happening
00:12:08This looks...
00:12:08What's going on?
00:12:09Omnus
00:12:10Here's the story
00:12:11Here we go
00:12:13Uh-oh
00:12:16You don't want to hear that on a cruise, an emergency B
00:12:19No, you don't want that, do you?
00:12:19That is Titanic all over
00:12:21I don't want to hear that noise
00:12:22It's not like an iceberg, is it?
00:12:23I don't think there's icebergs off the coast of Mexico
00:12:27How do you know?
00:12:27You been?
00:12:29I'm like, oh my God, this is it
00:12:30This is the Titanic
00:12:31We're going down
00:12:33That would be me
00:12:34I'd be so extra
00:12:36Once we got up to the Lido deck
00:12:39The first thing I remember seeing
00:12:41It's like etched in my brain
00:12:42Is seeing the big red thin
00:12:46There were flames just shooting out of it
00:12:49What?
00:12:50Holy shit
00:12:51This shit is on fire
00:12:54The captain came over and said there's a fire in the engine room
00:12:57Look at that
00:12:58Jesus
00:12:58Oh, that is scary
00:13:00Oh wow, that is scary
00:13:02That would be terrifying
00:13:03And then the lights go out
00:13:06Oh
00:13:07Oh my goodness
00:13:09You would really be panicking now
00:13:11I'd be elbowing women and children out of the way to get to the lifeboat
00:13:14And then somebody realized that the toilets weren't working
00:13:19Oh no
00:13:21Which is with thousands of guests
00:13:24A major issue
00:13:25And I don't know about you, but I'm clockwork in the morning
00:13:28I'd be in trouble
00:13:29They're going to have to hang their arses over the edge of the boat
00:13:31Half jokingly, I was like, well, we can do a number one in the shower
00:13:36She wants to wee in the shower?
00:13:38No, poo in the shower
00:13:39No, she said number one
00:13:40Oh, did she?
00:13:41Oh, right
00:13:43Let's go with that
00:13:45Pee in the shower
00:13:46Yeah, I'm with you
00:13:48Why?
00:13:49That's worse, surely
00:13:51Well, it's got somewhere to go, I guess
00:13:53And then for the number two
00:13:56What do they do in the number twos?
00:13:59And if you do need to do a number two, what we're going to do is we're going to deliver
00:14:04some red bags to all of the bathrooms on board
00:14:07And if you do need to do a number two, we ask that you please do it in the red
00:14:11bag
00:14:12Oh god
00:14:13That is the right thing to do
00:14:15And drop it off in the bins, in the corridors
00:14:24Thank you, thank you
00:14:47No way
00:14:47That was a verve song
00:14:48Yes, it was everywhere
00:14:53Oh
00:14:53Oh no
00:14:54Oh, that's just disgusting
00:14:56Someone's had the rubber gloves out
00:15:07Oh
00:15:09Oh
00:15:10Oh
00:15:11Oh, not the shitty bags in the corridor
00:15:13As soon as the ship starts pulling in, we see people are yelling, they have signs for us
00:15:47Oh, that's nice
00:15:49If your balcony's above someone else and there's a wind
00:15:51Yeah
00:15:55Yeah, but a lot of people like to get up in the night and do a wee, don't they?
00:15:58We don't want to do that on the edge
00:15:59Fucking hell
00:16:00Imagine that happened to poor Jane Macdonald
00:16:02She would have been lost at sea
00:16:03Yeah, I wonder if she was on that boat
00:16:05Don't you fucking worm
00:16:06Oh, oh, yeah
00:16:07She was hosting the Super Bowl
00:16:09Yeah
00:16:16In North London
00:16:17How was your holiday, babe?
00:16:19You know what?
00:16:19It was really nice
00:16:20What was it?
00:16:21Best friends Sarah and Claire
00:16:23But I messed up my packing because when I was packing I sort of sorted out my clothes a bit
00:16:28and I had one that was a charity shop pile and one that was a take on holiday pile
00:16:32and I accidentally took some of the charity stuff with me
00:16:36So instead of my lovely, nice denim shorts, I took a denim skirt from when I was about 25
00:16:42All the stuff that you can't get into
00:16:44Yeah, that really doesn't fit
00:16:46So that was me waddling round the buffet breakfast with a tiny denim skirt on
00:16:50Let's do like a little belt
00:16:52Yeah, basically
00:16:52Nice
00:16:53Apart from that, it was perfect
00:16:54Lovely
00:16:57In Essex
00:16:58Let me tell you what I love doing
00:17:00Getting up and driving to your house at four in the morning to pick you up for our radio show
00:17:05Best mates Jordan and Perry
00:17:08Then I sit outside your house for, I don't know, 40 minutes
00:17:11Ringing you, your girlfriend, your ring doorbell, just trying to get your attention
00:17:15Getting no attention, having to then drive and do the radio show completely on my own until you wake up
00:17:22After we've been live for an hour and a half and tell me, oh sorry, I missed my alarm
00:17:27You didn't just oversleep, you missed half your workday
00:17:31Sorry
00:17:31And then you come round here and finish the mango
00:17:35I had two bits
00:17:37This week, Netflix thrilled us with the final installment of the deadliest show on telly
00:17:43I'm so excited for the squid game
00:17:45I've been waiting
00:17:47No, I've been waiting too long
00:17:48I've never seen this
00:17:49Oh my goodness
00:17:51What happens?
00:17:52They hunt squid?
00:17:53No
00:17:54They eat squid
00:17:59Because you could win a few squid, is that what it is?
00:18:02Yeah, that's it, exactly, you win a lot of squid
00:18:03You know what happened with the first series?
00:18:06Yeah
00:18:06My daughter, who at the time was like 12
00:18:09Yeah
00:18:09We sat down to discuss because she wanted to watch it
00:18:13And we sat down and we were like, we really don't think it's suitable
00:18:16We need to talk about whether you should watch it
00:18:18It's very disturbing
00:18:19And she was like, I'm on episode seven
00:18:22And we were like, parenting fail, parenting fail, look away, look away
00:18:32This is going to be interesting because player 222 had a baby in the last episode
00:18:35So God knows what's going to happen here
00:18:41This is the way they make their way up to the game hall
00:18:44Can you get out if you suddenly don't like the game?
00:18:46No
00:18:46Oh, you can't get out
00:18:47So you're not, you know, you're completely trapped
00:18:49Right
00:18:52She's limping, she's limping
00:18:54Yeah, she's limping
00:18:54Oh my gosh
00:18:55She'll do
00:18:59So he's four, five, six, he's like the main guy, he's probably the only one you can trust
00:19:02Is he Goody?
00:19:03He's Goody, he's trying to dismantle the whole thing
00:19:06Okay
00:19:08I'll take the kid
00:19:09Is she bringing the kid into the game?
00:19:11I guess she's got no choice
00:19:16What's the game?
00:19:17What's the game going to be?
00:19:21Oh God
00:19:22Oh no, the big giant doll thing
00:19:26The game you'll be playing today is double
00:19:30Oh, no way
00:19:31Oh, it's skipping
00:19:33So they're going to have to stand there while the dolls do that
00:19:36Skipping
00:19:37Yeah
00:19:41Oh my god
00:19:43Oh, that's a big swelling
00:19:44Oh, 2-2-2 is not going to stand a chance
00:19:46She can't walk
00:19:47Oh, you've got a bad leg
00:19:51This is scary
00:19:52Here we go
00:19:52Swing that rope
00:19:54It's quite a hard rope as well
00:19:56Yes, it is
00:19:59No
00:20:00Oh my word
00:20:01Oh, fuck that
00:20:05It's going so fast
00:20:07I hate it
00:20:08In order to continue, all players must make it across the bridge within the time limit
00:20:13Okay, but that can't include the baby, dickhead
00:20:15Any player who fails to do so in the allotted time will be eliminated
00:20:21The baby's a player
00:20:23How she can do that?
00:20:24She's got a bad ankle when she's holding a baby
00:20:26There's no way
00:20:27There's no way she can do it
00:20:28Listen, we need someone to step up and go first
00:20:31All right, you go
00:20:33We all vote you
00:20:35Will you bring her across with you and you go?
00:20:40Oh, I can't bear it
00:20:41I'm going to cry
00:20:42He's got to take the baby
00:20:43She can't jump
00:20:45She's not even going to save herself
00:20:46Nah
00:20:49And they've got to do it before the crook runs in
00:20:51Otherwise anyone who's not across gets killed
00:20:53You could flick flack across
00:20:54You could flick flack across
00:20:57You've just got to time it right
00:20:58You've got to time your flicks
00:20:59And your flax
00:21:00And your flax
00:21:05Just do it
00:21:06He's going to go, he's going to go, he's going to go
00:21:23Well, I don't think you're in any position to criticise his technique, frankly
00:21:27I'm not a fan of it though
00:21:28Well, he's doing fine so far
00:21:32No, jump
00:21:33Oh, no, he's going to get taken out
00:21:34Right, look
00:21:34Right, he's just stopped
00:21:36Oh
00:21:38No, no
00:21:41Oh
00:21:43Oh, no
00:21:46That's it, he's gone
00:21:48Okay, who's next
00:21:52I'll come back for you once we're across
00:21:54Chessie's going to go next
00:21:55Oh, he's going to come back for her
00:21:57Oh my goodness
00:21:58Excuse me
00:22:01Okay, out of my way, you squares
00:22:02Oh, he's going
00:22:03He's going
00:22:06What's he going to do with the baby?
00:22:08Yeah, he can't jump
00:22:09Throw it up in the air and jump
00:22:10Catch it
00:22:15Go, go, go, go
00:22:19Oh, the poor baby
00:22:22Okay, stop crying, baby
00:22:23That's not helping
00:22:27Oh my god
00:22:28There's a hole in the middle
00:22:30There's a gap
00:22:33The gap is diabolical
00:22:35Jump, jump, jump
00:22:38Why are you getting so close
00:22:39I'm nervous
00:22:40Jump
00:22:42Whoa
00:22:43Yes, four, five, six
00:22:45Ah
00:22:48Oh, he's done with that
00:22:49Yay
00:22:51Oh my god, that's very tense
00:22:53Yeah
00:22:53Have you watched that for pleasure?
00:22:54Yeah, I watched that for pleasure, yeah
00:22:56Wind down of an evening
00:22:57Wind down of an evening
00:22:58Watch the squid game
00:23:07In North London
00:23:08You're right, Dusty
00:23:09I'm a crisp
00:23:10Steven and his sister Anita
00:23:13High five
00:23:17Good girl
00:23:19Don't eat with your mouth open though
00:23:23I'm sad
00:23:26High five
00:23:28High five
00:23:28High five
00:23:28Oh, is that what you're saying to me?
00:23:30I have a crisp
00:23:30Oh, sorry
00:23:32Yeah, imagine if you had to perform every time you wanted a crisp
00:23:35Dusty does
00:23:37On Friday, Gary Barlow was having another lovely time down under on ITV1
00:23:43Hello
00:23:43Hello
00:23:44Rosé
00:23:45Yes
00:23:45Very summary of you
00:23:47This is two of our favourite things
00:23:48Gary Barlow
00:23:49Australia and Gary Barlow
00:23:50Mm-hmm
00:23:51He sends me his wine
00:23:52Does he?
00:23:53Oh, he sends me his Gary Barlow wine
00:23:58Hey, Ollie, he always sends me the wine
00:24:01You can have that
00:24:02Nice bottle
00:24:02Thank you
00:24:03Nice bottle
00:24:04Don't thank me
00:24:04Thank the Barlow
00:24:05Oh, thanks, Gary Barlow
00:24:07I'm starting my Queensland adventure in Kuya Beach
00:24:11I've been there
00:24:12Me and Mum went there
00:24:14Before you existed
00:24:15Oh
00:24:15As usual, I have a special guest with me
00:24:18Oh, who is it?
00:24:19Who's your guest, Gary?
00:24:20She's my daughter, Emily
00:24:22Oh
00:24:24His daughter's on the table
00:24:26Isn't that lovely?
00:24:28This trip is the perfect opportunity for some rare and precious time together
00:24:33It's like bring your daughter to work day
00:24:35Did you like that?
00:24:37Yeah
00:24:37And no one else to come between us
00:24:40And I knew it was too good to be true
00:24:42Oh, here we go
00:24:43Oh, hang on
00:24:43Hang on, who's this?
00:24:45Because Emily doesn't want to go anywhere these days
00:24:47Oh, boyfriend?
00:24:50Well, I hope it's her boyfriend
00:24:51Because otherwise that's a bit friendly for a stranger
00:24:53Without her boyfriend, Marshall
00:24:55That's a big third wheel for Gary
00:24:56Oh, Gary's a gooseberry
00:24:59Marshall?
00:24:59Marshall
00:25:00Interesting
00:25:01Oh, so it's one of those
00:25:02This situation
00:25:03Does he approve?
00:25:05Oh, nice
00:25:06In this prehistoric landscape
00:25:08You can never be sure what weird and wonderful beings will emerge from the undergrowth
00:25:12My son
00:25:18Hey, Dad
00:25:22Dad, you're beached
00:25:24You're beached
00:25:25What the hell?
00:25:25Is that a lilo?
00:25:27Are they about to do a slip and slide?
00:25:28A slip and slide with Gary Barlow
00:25:30It's a thing a dream they're made of
00:25:32Oh, that's cold
00:25:33Follow me and try to go head first down the street
00:25:36Oh, that looks fun
00:25:37Crocodiles, eh?
00:25:38Would you do that slip?
00:25:39No
00:25:41No
00:25:42Uh-oh
00:25:43Uh-oh
00:25:43Uh-oh
00:25:44Uh-oh
00:25:44Whoa
00:25:45It's not exactly Niagara Falls, Gary
00:25:47Christ
00:25:48You'd be crazy
00:26:07You'd be crazy
00:26:11Can we do that again?
00:26:12Right, can we get to the wine? Where's the wine, Gary?
00:26:14Let's try some Chardonnay
00:26:18I've got absolutely no idea where we're going next
00:26:21Okay, so what does today hold?
00:26:24What's that in his hand?
00:26:25Is he all right?
00:26:26What's happened to him?
00:26:27Has he got a walker?
00:26:28We're going on a train
00:26:29We're not going on a train
00:26:31He's doing what?
00:26:32He's going on a train
00:26:33Oh
00:26:34Not a train
00:26:35Not a train
00:26:36Whatever next
00:26:36What?
00:26:37Is this another wind-up?
00:26:39We're going on a train
00:26:40Oh, we really?
00:26:40Through the rainforest
00:26:41You're kidding me
00:26:42Wait, what's he excited about?
00:26:43Gary loves trains
00:26:44Oh, he's a proper train
00:26:45He's a train nerd
00:26:47It's 130 years old
00:26:49Ah
00:26:49And it winds through 15 tunnels and 37 bridges
00:26:53What?
00:26:54Yes
00:26:56I love it
00:26:57I'm so excited
00:26:59Yes
00:27:00Yes
00:27:00How many tunnels?
00:27:02Let's not miss the train
00:27:04Come on the train
00:27:05This way
00:27:05This way
00:27:06Look at him, he's running
00:27:07No, no, he's not really excited
00:27:08Can't wait
00:27:09What's missing in his life that trains cause so much excitement?
00:27:12First-class rainforest travel
00:27:15Good afternoon
00:27:16Hello there
00:27:17Here we go
00:27:18Here we go
00:27:19Here's the booze
00:27:19Thank God for that
00:27:21Cheers, everyone
00:27:22Cheers
00:27:22Cheers
00:27:23What an experience
00:27:24Cheers
00:27:25I don't know where to look
00:27:26It's one of those, isn't it?
00:27:27Just look at Marshall
00:27:28Just stare at Marshall
00:27:30The whole journey
00:27:31Just when you think this journey couldn't get any better
00:27:34Go on
00:27:35Oh, out comes more Australian wine
00:27:38Jesus, Gary
00:27:38He's mixing his grapes
00:27:40Oh, he'd have such a headache when he arrives
00:27:42And some cheesy nibbly-wibblies
00:27:44Do you like a cheesy nibbly-wibbly sticker?
00:27:46I just don't want to think about Gary Barlow's nibbly-nibbly-nibblies
00:27:49You've both been very well behaved
00:27:51Oh, yes
00:28:20So I've got little stickers
00:28:22Well, where's mine?
00:28:23Well, where's mine?
00:28:23Where's dad on your body?
00:28:24What's the
00:28:24Why have you got that?
00:28:25No, seriously
00:28:26Joking aside
00:28:27Joking aside
00:28:28When you had that done
00:28:28Did you not think
00:28:29Oh, I'd better balance this out?
00:28:31Honey and a dad, Jonathan
00:28:33Or is it a kind of subtle dig?
00:28:36Or is it like
00:28:36Hello world
00:28:37Or are you just being a cliche?
00:28:40Well
00:28:41It's things like that
00:28:42Why you haven't got a tattoo yet
00:28:43Where is it?
00:28:44Where is it?
00:28:45It's coming when you've earned yourself
00:28:46It's like when an angel gets its wings
00:28:47What do you mean when I've earned myself?
00:28:48What possibly more could I do for you in your life
00:28:51When a father gets his tat?
00:28:52I don't know
00:28:53What more could you do for me?
00:28:54That was a hypothetical
00:28:55Well, I'm thinking when I figure it out
00:28:57I'll let you know
00:28:58On Friday night, Channel 4 was treasure hunting again
00:29:02Millionaire hoarders
00:29:03This is a bit of you
00:29:04My people
00:29:05Yeah
00:29:06I love any hoarding show
00:29:08Because it reminds me to get rid of stuff
00:29:10Oh, I absolutely can't
00:29:12I love getting rid of stuff
00:29:13One of my favourite things is to go to the tip
00:29:18I'm a bit of a hoarder
00:29:19You are a bit of a hoarder
00:29:20Yeah
00:29:21There's stuff everywhere
00:29:21I know
00:29:22A collector knows everything they've got
00:29:23They know where it all is
00:29:24And they look after it
00:29:25A hoarder is a person who just can't stop bringing stuff in
00:29:28And they put it in a room any which way
00:29:30And it doesn't matter
00:29:31As you know, I spent an exhausting day at the weekend
00:29:34Clearing up my collection of small Japanese tins
00:29:38Curio's expert Ed
00:29:39He looks like an expert
00:29:40You guys
00:29:41Is on his way to meet a collector
00:29:42With a singular passion
00:29:43Keys?
00:29:44Love it
00:29:44Keys?
00:29:45Nice, I've got loads of keys
00:29:47Oh, you think that's good?
00:29:48Yeah, they're beautiful objects though, aren't they?
00:29:51Right
00:29:52Night's Bridge sales assistant Luigi
00:29:54Keeps his collection under lock and key
00:29:58And here we are
00:30:00I don't have keys, do I?
00:30:01No
00:30:02I won't have them
00:30:03I don't trust keys
00:30:03No
00:30:04You don't trust me to have any keys in the house
00:30:06No, you're not allowed keys
00:30:07No
00:30:07Last time I counted
00:30:09There was over 600
00:30:11I was going to say 600 isn't like a massive amount for a hoarder is it?
00:30:16That's kind of
00:30:16That's because you're a hoarder
00:30:17And I have spent well over a hundred thousand pounds in buying them
00:30:22On keys?
00:30:23No way
00:30:23I want to be buried with my keys
00:30:25Like this is really
00:30:27I want to take them to my grave
00:30:29Well, you're going to have to
00:30:30Because nobody else will want them
00:30:32There's um
00:30:33Oh no
00:30:34Are you going to start collecting keys?
00:30:36Mummy, no
00:30:37So large is Luigi's key collection
00:30:39He's finally decided to buy his first house
00:30:42Oh, he hasn't even got a house
00:30:44He spent it all on keys
00:30:46And he's planning to create a dedicated key room
00:30:49But he needs to find money from his collection to fund it
00:30:52Sell that big one
00:30:53Yeah, yeah
00:30:54He might have to sell all the keys
00:30:55Oh God
00:30:56I love the way he's displayed his keys
00:31:00So you've got magnets and they all stand which is great
00:31:03That's impressive
00:31:05In what way?
00:31:06In that he's restored them
00:31:07He's presented them
00:31:09Would you go to the key museum?
00:31:10No, I wouldn't
00:31:11If he put all those keys on display
00:31:13And you were in some like small town
00:31:15And they said, oh, we've got a key museum
00:31:17You can come and see all these keys presented
00:31:19This is the history of keys
00:31:20Would you go and see it?
00:31:22No, I wouldn't
00:31:23Right
00:31:23Oh, these are superb
00:31:24Oh, these are the ones I love
00:31:27Wow
00:31:27I get this, actually
00:31:29I'm starting to get this
00:31:30You're going to start collecting keys?
00:31:31No, but I mean, I'm getting why they're amazing
00:31:33They're beautiful things
00:31:34I shall be looking at keys
00:31:36No, Mummy
00:31:37I shall be looking
00:31:38No
00:31:39With more interest in keys
00:31:40It's the bagpipes all over again
00:31:41Okay
00:31:42It's the paperweights
00:31:44I like my paperweights
00:31:46It's the little people
00:31:46I like little people
00:31:47I know
00:31:48We've got too many things that you like already
00:31:50Okay
00:31:50Stop
00:31:51Okay
00:31:51I mean, this key is huge
00:31:54And I mean, size does matter
00:31:56Oh, size matters in keys
00:31:58Whoa
00:31:58What would that even open?
00:32:01Gary Barlow's son's bedroom
00:32:02Yeah
00:32:03This one, I noticed this because you could see the royal stamp
00:32:09Well, there's a royal key there, Mark
00:32:10Royal key
00:32:10There you go
00:32:11And royal highness to Princess Augusta
00:32:13And Queen Victoria was actually a niece of Princess Augusta
00:32:17That's nice
00:32:18That, see, that is a key
00:32:20I don't, I prefer that one to the big old German one
00:32:22She lived at Clarence House
00:32:24She would have then used this key to visit the gardens at St James's Park
00:32:29Oh, snap
00:32:30Very cool
00:32:30That's sick
00:32:31Isn't it crazy?
00:32:32Back then, they never would have known
00:32:34They would have ended up in Luigi's flat
00:32:37Back at the auction house
00:32:38With Oliver impressed with the keys and keen to sell them
00:32:41Ed needs to talk numbers
00:32:43Come on, Ed
00:32:44Okay
00:32:45We'll start with the German strong box
00:32:47So, I would like 2,800
00:32:492,800 for the big one
00:32:51Then we've got the Princess Augusta one
00:32:54That alone cost me 2,200 euros when I purchased it
00:32:58He denied his face well when he said
00:33:01I spent 2,200 euros
00:33:03He went, what?
00:33:05What did you add?
00:33:06The only person who's going to buy these is another version of him
00:33:10So, for this big strong box key
00:33:12What would you put as an estimate going into the auction?
00:33:16You'd probably put a low estimate on it
00:33:18Sort of two to four hundred pounds
00:33:20Huh?
00:33:21Oh!
00:33:22What?
00:33:23No, no
00:33:25He's not going to do that
00:33:27He's not going to do that
00:33:27And I think this would probably make in the region of 700
00:33:29Oh!
00:33:32No!
00:33:34Moving on to this princess key
00:33:35What would be a value for that, Oliver?
00:33:37Okay, we've still got the princess key
00:33:39Okay
00:33:39I would say we're looking at 1,000 to 2,000 pounds at auction
00:33:42That's a bit better
00:33:43Oh, maybe
00:33:44Not terrible then
00:33:45I've got a bad feeling about this
00:33:46I don't think Luigi's going to be paying for his key really
00:33:49But I would like to think it would really take off
00:33:52But it's a risk
00:33:53Luigi was done dirty there
00:33:54Poor Luigi, he just wants his key money
00:33:57I remember as a child being dragged around antique shops
00:34:02Well, I remember being dragged around soft clay
00:34:08Come on, through the rollers, mammy
00:34:11I love antique shopping
00:34:13Yeah, but you don't just love antique shopping
00:34:14You buy those creepy, like, Victorian pictures
00:34:17You've got a couple of them
00:34:18But your eyes seem to follow you around the room
00:34:20Oh, a couple?
00:34:21One, yeah
00:34:22Nothing wrong with, like, a little canvas of a Buddha head from HomeSense
00:34:25No
00:34:25That's what I go for
00:34:26That's me
00:34:27No
00:34:27Boom, stick one of them in the downstairs, Lou
00:34:28It's got, it's heartier
00:34:30It's got a bit more feeling
00:34:31You know, it's been in, like, someone else's home
00:34:34Yeah
00:34:34Is the
00:34:35Exactly
00:34:35It's called being haunted
00:34:36No
00:34:37Yeah
00:34:37I'm not getting my house haunted by your creepy ghost pictures
00:34:40Okay
00:34:40You can keep them
00:34:40Well, that's why you have mirrored furniture
00:34:53In Birmingham
00:34:54Do you know what I've got?
00:34:56What?
00:34:56What have you got?
00:34:57It's been so hot recently
00:34:58It has, bab
00:34:59I've got these at home
00:35:01What is that?
00:35:02They're fans, look
00:35:03Alison, her son Aiden, and her sister Sandra
00:35:06Oh, you put them round your neck
00:35:08You put them, you can put them
00:35:09But this one
00:35:09That one's huge
00:35:10Look at the size of it
00:35:11Yeah, but look, it twists
00:35:12It's really, really good
00:35:14Look, you can have it anywhere
00:35:15And at night, you know when you can't sleep
00:35:17Yeah
00:35:19Turn it on
00:35:21Feel that
00:35:22You can have one up there
00:35:23I need that
00:35:27Where's the other one?
00:35:28Well, wherever you want it
00:35:31On Friday night, Channel 4 turned up the heat
00:35:34With another toe-curling trip to the open house
00:35:38What are we watching now?
00:35:39Sex
00:35:40Come on
00:35:41I'm so excited for this
00:35:42Sexy time
00:35:43Come on
00:35:44It's basically loads of up for it people go to a house and bang
00:35:50Nice house
00:35:50It's a great house
00:35:51If you're going to have sex in a house
00:35:52Go there
00:35:53Do it in that one
00:35:54Yeah
00:35:54How are you with sex?
00:35:55Well, I've jumped
00:35:56Do you like it?
00:35:57I think I'm rather splendid at it
00:35:58Yeah
00:35:58In my own opinion
00:35:59I mean, it's brief, but it's enjoyable
00:36:01That's all you need
00:36:02Heading to the retreat are married couple hairdresser Tanya
00:36:06And window cleaner Ashley from Leeds
00:36:08Okay
00:36:09All right
00:36:10Classic window cleaner
00:36:18Tanya brought up the idea of having an open relationship
00:36:21And letting other women join us
00:36:22Which was a bit of a shock at first
00:36:24I didn't know if it was like a trap
00:36:27He goes like
00:36:28Shred carefully, boy
00:36:30He's like
00:36:30I would never do that
00:36:34I couldn't
00:36:36I mean, if it's going to make you happy
00:36:39Tanya and Ashley have been having sex with other people for five years
00:36:45Oh
00:36:45I see
00:36:46How do they get in?
00:36:47Have you got underwear that looks like that?
00:36:49Is that underwear?
00:36:50I think so
00:36:50Okay
00:36:51I have a lot of ribbon so I can probably make that out of my art and crafts draw
00:36:55So we're coming in to venture off our own separate ways to have sex separately from each other
00:37:00Oh, right
00:37:01So now, having done everything together, now it's doing it apart
00:37:06It's so dangerous this game, isn't it?
00:37:08I would be so nervous right now, would you?
00:37:10Yeah
00:37:10So obviously there's always a worry about rejection, but I'm hoping that that doesn't actually happen
00:37:15Oh, Tanya finds someone
00:37:16She sort of goes off and I just sit in the room, clock watching, waiting to come back
00:37:20It'll be pretty horrible
00:37:22Oh no
00:37:23Oh, he's struggling and I feel sorry for him already
00:37:25I'm worried he's going to be sat there with a word search and a cup of cocoa
00:37:29While she's off having, you know
00:37:32The time of her life
00:37:34Yeah
00:37:35How you going?
00:37:37Have fun
00:37:37See you soon
00:37:38See you soon
00:37:39God, how you going? Go on
00:37:41How you going?
00:37:42Go on, off you go
00:37:43Go on, let mummy have some fun
00:37:44This is going to work out quite badly, I think
00:37:47Right, see you back here in half an hour
00:37:48Yeah
00:37:49Or not
00:37:49Or not
00:37:50How are you?
00:37:51I'm good, a bit nervous
00:37:54I'm Olivia, it's lovely to meet you
00:37:56Is Tanya like your comfort blanket?
00:37:58Yep
00:37:58Yeah
00:37:59It's not very sexy though, is it?
00:38:00That, the nervousness thing
00:38:02I mean, it's relatable and I'm definitely that person
00:38:05But if you're looking to go upstairs to the West Wing and get banged
00:38:07You're not going to be looking to him, are you?
00:38:10My husband too, he's in there and I'm like, where is he?
00:38:14Oh, so her husband's in there and talking to his wife
00:38:18Right
00:38:19Is this you asking me back, is it?
00:38:21Potentially
00:38:22Yeah, I'm interested
00:38:23I'm definitely interested
00:38:24You're not going to reject
00:38:25I'm not going to reject you, no
00:38:26Because if you do, honestly, I'll hunt you down
00:38:28No, no, no
00:38:31Oh, look at him
00:38:32Yeah
00:38:32I want to go and give Ashley a hug
00:38:34Now that may be misinterpreted within that environment
00:38:37In the context
00:38:39See you soon
00:38:39Oh, my God
00:38:41Oh, my God
00:38:41See you soon
00:38:42Oh, of course
00:38:43Oh, listen
00:38:44Each to their own
00:38:45But he clearly ain't into this
00:38:47No
00:38:47She was out of there like a rat up a drain pipe
00:38:50You all right?
00:38:51Yeah, I'm good
00:38:51How are you?
00:38:52I'm good
00:38:52It's gone all really quiet
00:38:54Oh, she's sweet
00:38:55She's sweet
00:38:55So this is the bloke's wife
00:38:57Oh
00:38:58Plot twist
00:39:01Prosecco's nice
00:39:01That was his chat
00:39:03Prosecco's nice
00:39:06Yeah, I wonder if you wanted to
00:39:07Go spend a bit more time together
00:39:11Yeah
00:39:11I would like to get to know you more
00:39:13Yeah, that'd look good to her
00:39:13Yeah
00:39:14Yeah
00:39:14Come on, Ash
00:39:15Come on, Ash
00:39:16Do the best
00:39:17Take your my shoes off
00:39:18Yeah, take your shoes off
00:39:19Let's get
00:39:19Let's get
00:39:20Comfortable
00:39:20Mummy, there's cameras
00:39:22Mummy, there's cameras everywhere
00:39:23Are we gonna
00:39:24We're not
00:39:25We're not
00:39:25Are we
00:39:26We're not
00:39:27Are they gonna
00:39:28Do you want to have fun?
00:39:30We can go to the yurt
00:39:31If the yurt's available
00:39:32The yurt
00:39:33Oh
00:39:33What is a yurt?
00:39:35I think it's like a
00:39:36I thought it's where you milked goats
00:39:39Oh, it's nice
00:39:40Oh, it's a nice yurt
00:39:42It's a sort of glamping, I dig
00:39:43You've got like
00:39:44Peter Stringfield's bedroom
00:39:45Or we've gone camping
00:39:47Yeah
00:39:47Don't say you've got a fever or something
00:39:51You are good
00:39:52Yep
00:39:52Oh, Ash
00:39:54It's unbearable
00:39:55I can't bear this
00:39:59Meanwhile
00:40:00Of course Gage has brought a blindfold with him, hasn't he?
00:40:03Absolutely
00:40:22Oh no, it's a bit near the mark now, hasn't it?
00:40:30Nooooooooooo!
00:40:31What?
00:40:32Please!
00:40:35No!
00:40:37Whoa!
00:40:39She's twerking
00:40:42Where's our guy?
00:40:43Ash, come on man!
00:40:44I swear, if we go back to this yurt and they're just eating pombeers and having a chat, I'm not
00:40:49going to be happy
00:40:49It better be a mess in there
00:40:51It better be
00:40:52It better be
00:40:53She can't be doing our guy like that, man
00:40:55Do you have pineapple pizza?
00:40:56No!
00:40:58No, no pineapple pizza
00:40:59Do you have pineapple on your pizza?
00:41:01Pineapple pizza
00:41:32It's like the two opposites
00:41:32Ending
00:41:33Yeah
00:41:33In more ways than one
00:41:35Mmm, very much so
00:41:36Always great to watch with your sister
00:41:40In South London
00:41:42So this morning I played netball
00:41:43Did you?
00:41:45Yeah
00:41:45You slipped that one in in the morning?
00:41:47Yeah
00:41:47Good friends Fern and Jarja
00:41:49I like the idea of the bib
00:41:51The bib's really great
00:41:53Bring the bib back
00:41:53Yeah
00:41:53I love a netball bib
00:41:55Yeah
00:41:55I might come and play
00:41:56I used to be
00:41:57What do you come and play?
00:41:57Yeah
00:41:57I used to come and play
00:41:58I would either do goal attack
00:42:02Sometimes I did centre when the really fast girl wasn't in
00:42:05Yeah
00:42:05Yeah
00:42:05Yeah
00:42:05I liked centre
00:42:07I mean that is, that's a lot of running
00:42:08It's a lot of running about
00:42:09Can you shoot?
00:42:12A bit rusty
00:42:13Like his goal attack
00:42:14A little bit rusty
00:42:14A little bit rusty
00:42:15Yeah
00:42:15I just need to put a bit of time into practicing that
00:42:18Yeah
00:42:18And then maybe
00:42:19Well listen you work on that
00:42:21Okay
00:42:21Sure
00:42:21And when you've done that
00:42:22Then you can come and play a match with me
00:42:24Yeah
00:42:24We'll lose together
00:42:25I'm just there for the bib
00:42:27Literally there for the bib
00:42:28On Sunday night
00:42:29We all gathered in the field to see a rock legend on BBC One
00:42:34I'm really sad I didn't get tickets this year
00:42:36Really?
00:42:37Yeah
00:42:37Because it's Glastonbury
00:42:38I've got no idea
00:42:40Why any sensible white thinking human being
00:42:44Would want to inflict that on themselves
00:42:46Wow
00:42:47You're fun
00:42:48You must be fun
00:42:49I hate it
00:42:53I'd love to go to Glastonbury
00:42:55I'm gonna do it one day
00:42:56Did you enjoy my win at a Glastonbury party?
00:42:59Yeah I really did much more than I would have done Glastonbury
00:43:01I thought that
00:43:02Yeah
00:43:02Well all right then it is time for the iconic Glastonbury legend slot
00:43:07Oh my god the legend slot
00:43:08Is the legend
00:43:10Is it an 80 year old man?
00:43:12Who's the legend this year?
00:43:13It's the legend
00:43:14It's Rod Stewart isn't it?
00:43:17Oh
00:43:22Well there he is
00:43:23Jeez he looks good doesn't he?
00:43:26Isn't he like 80?
00:43:27Go on Rod!
00:43:29Why are you standing up over there?
00:43:31Because I'm listening to it
00:43:33Can't sit down
00:43:38He does look like Nan don't he?
00:43:40Yeah yeah he does a bit
00:43:40Do you know what I love about a rock star of this era?
00:43:43Yeah go on
00:43:44Is that they've just stuck with the same haircut
00:43:46Like hats off
00:43:47I can do it
00:43:48I'm changing my haircut every two minutes
00:43:49These guys committed
00:43:55Is this Maggie Mae?
00:43:56Oh hang on a second
00:43:57What?
00:43:58Maggie Mae
00:43:59Who's that?
00:44:06Please don't make the crowd sing
00:44:08That's when you know you've made it when you don't actually have to sing
00:44:10Here we go
00:44:11What are you doing?
00:44:13Where are you going?
00:44:14It's late September and I'm
00:44:17Back at school
00:44:19Now can you sit down
00:44:20I've never heard of it
00:44:21This song?
00:44:21No
00:44:22What do you mean?
00:44:23I've never heard it
00:44:23How have you avoided Maggie Mae throughout the last 40 years?
00:44:37I don't like the feel of you
00:44:39I can feel you thrusting behind me
00:44:41It's not nice
00:44:41I had sausage and mash with Rod Stewart
00:44:44Did you?
00:44:44Yeah he loves sausages and mash
00:44:46Did you know that?
00:44:47I didn't know that
00:44:48Yeah he does he loves them
00:44:49How about that?
00:44:50Yeah
00:44:50You stole my soul
00:44:52But I love you anyway
00:44:54Hey I could be there on someone's shoulders
00:44:58Swaying
00:44:59Swaying
00:44:59That would be nice
00:45:00Could you have me on your shoulders own?
00:45:03No
00:45:05I suppose I could
00:45:10What's happened?
00:45:11He's forgotten the words
00:45:12What?
00:45:12What happened there?
00:45:14He's forgotten the words
00:45:15No
00:45:15Bro that's his age
00:45:17He's having a senior moment
00:45:23He's so hot and tired
00:45:25Poor Rod
00:45:26Don't blame him
00:45:27He's playing guitar
00:45:28Him
00:45:29Oh my god
00:45:33No don't you're embarrassing yourself now
00:45:35Oh
00:45:37Come on Rod
00:45:40What do you think?
00:45:42I've got my crocs on too
00:45:53That's a lot of work
00:45:55No
00:45:55He's amazing
00:45:56He's amazing
00:45:57He's amazing
00:45:58Also he looks great
00:46:00He looks better at 80 than I do at 64
00:46:02Yeah he's snatched
00:46:04Do you just agree with me then?
00:46:09Isn't that lovely old and young bringing everyone together
00:46:12Well done Rod
00:46:15Well done Rod
00:46:16I mean I have to say
00:46:17It's pretty impressive for
00:46:20He's 80
00:46:20An 80 year old
00:46:22I'm just not sure it's necessary
00:46:28Well it's definitely maybe the best day ever for Oasis fans out there
00:46:33To mark the start of their reunion
00:46:34Watch Liam and Niall recount their rise to household name in supersonic tomorrow night at 10
00:46:40Next tonight here on channel 4
00:46:41Little by little
00:46:42Our friends helping all the lovers out there
00:46:44The search for something electric continues with a new series of first dates
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