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Filler episode, facecam died twice
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00:12This is not good.
00:36They're playing a VR game?
00:39I can't shake them!
00:42To the challenge!
00:49To the challenge!
00:58To the challenge!
01:00To the challenge!
01:09To the challenge!
01:17Killer move, Cory. How'd you peg it?
01:19Gotta go with your instincts.
01:21Good instincts? You just bagged the all-time high score.
01:27Yes!
01:28No fair. You must have logged a gazillion hours on that game.
01:32Maybe more. But for the first time, I really felt it, you know?
01:36Like I actually was a sentry of the last cosmos.
01:40Hey, watch it!
01:42Or what? You gonna bop me with a flaming sword? Get a life.
01:51Jerk.
01:52He should watch where he's gone, though.
02:18He should watch where he's gone, though.
02:27Look, if we tweak these codes, we can design our own sentry scenarios.
02:32Don't you ever think of anything else?
02:34I mean, there are other games.
02:36Yeah, right.
02:40Got mail?
02:46Oh, my God.
02:49What?
02:51It's from Simon Harper.
02:53The guy who created the sentries? No way!
02:56Yeah! The great wise one himself.
02:59He's like a god, and he's inviting me to Sentrycroft.
03:02To where?
03:03That's actually pretty cool.
03:05It's a private estate. Nobody goes there.
03:12So what's he want with you?
03:17He did just beat the all-time high score.
03:30State game and mission.
03:33Cory Cavallari.
03:34I'm here to see Mr. Harper.
03:50I'm telling you, it's the ship Baron uses in game three to escape from Perophora.
03:54It totally is not. It's...
03:56The galactic glider.
03:58From game four, The Secret Darkness.
04:01Exactly. I mean, duh. What else?
04:03It was also in game five, modified for time travel by the wise one.
04:08Yeah! I knew that.
04:11I can't believe I'm actually standing here. It's like a dream.
04:15I assure you, it's quite real.
04:17No.
04:19That's it.
04:20Mr. Harper.
04:21That's not...
04:22That's not creepy and a bad sign at all.
04:27Hey, that's the robe of the wise ones!
04:30Pimsy, shut up!
04:31But he's quite right.
04:32This is the mantle worn by all the initiated.
04:35What you call the wise ones.
04:37Too few against the minions of the Dark Regent.
04:40Come now, into the sanctum of centuries.
04:55From here, I keep track of many things.
04:58Including the player's scores.
05:00Shue!
05:03You three represent the cream of the crop.
05:06The highest scorers in all Gotham.
05:08Ultra Shue!
05:09You are here because each one of you has shown extraordinary aptitude.
05:14To us, Last Cosmos is more than a game.
05:18Yeah, it's our whole life.
05:20Your devotion...
05:21That's pathetic.
05:23...reflection reflects a profound commitment to the ideals of the centuries.
05:27But are you ready to take the next step?
05:38Wow!
05:40Do you have what it takes to become real centuries of the last cosmos?
05:50Finally, we see Batman.
05:52It's only been what?
05:56How long into the episode?
05:58It's only been what?
05:59Six minutes of episode time.
06:02Or whatever.
06:05So get this.
06:06My school counselor says my problem is I lack direction.
06:10Go to the Hall of Records.
06:11I'm showing a break in at their databank.
06:13Somehow, I don't think that's what she meant by direction.
06:30A big smoking hole.
06:32Could be a clue.
06:51Here it is.
06:53The databank that's been infected by the Dark Regent.
06:58So they're committing crimes now?
07:01Over a video game?
07:05I thought the Sentrycon was next month.
07:08Stay back.
07:09We're on a sacred mission.
07:11What?
07:11You're gonna save the planet from the Dark Regent?
07:13Sentry's to the challenge!
07:27Oh, you took down a Mr. Freeze.
07:30This should be light work.
07:43You RRIY.
07:46Hey!
07:47Centry's away!
07:54They scammed out again.
07:56And you're gonna pay for that property damage.
08:20Terri!
08:23Can you hear me?
08:24Terri!
08:28I'm here.
08:31What happened?
08:33I just got my butt fried by the sentries of the last cosmos.
08:37What?
08:40Yeah, finding it hard to believe?
08:42Me too.
08:44You're kidding, right?
08:46Real sentries?
08:47Yeah, and I've got the real bruises to prove it.
08:50Weird.
08:51They said they were sent on this sacred mission by the Wise One.
08:54Wise One?
08:55That's what Cory calls Simon Harper.
08:58The guy who created the game?
09:00He invited Cory to come and meet him.
09:02Do you think there's a connection?
09:04Is Jar Jar lame?
09:08Cory, wait up!
09:10How was Sentry Croft?
09:13Where'd you get that bike?
09:14Okay, I guess.
09:16Okay?
09:17Come on, give!
09:18That's a hard place to crash.
09:20What's it like?
09:20Yeah, come on, Sentry.
09:22Report!
09:23It's just a joke to you, isn't it, McGinnis?
09:26Well, that's all it was.
09:27A joke.
09:28A big nothing, okay?
09:31No!
09:33I'm...
09:37What now, O wise one?
09:49What now, O wise one?
09:53I'm in.
09:55I'm in.
10:01Whoa.
10:02No way a fanboy like Cory wouldn't spew about this.
10:05He's covering something.
10:07Just be careful.
10:08Exactly.
10:20Camera!
10:52Finally.
10:56Quite resourceful.
10:57I'll have to program that strategy into my next game.
11:00And what kind of game is that, Mr. Harper?
11:03What do you mean?
11:05I met some of your sentries last night.
11:07They didn't play by the rules.
11:11You must understand.
11:13There are thousands of hardcore fans.
11:15Many dress up as my characters.
11:17Conventions.
11:18That sort of thing.
11:19I have absolutely no control over them.
11:21In fact, that very fan fanaticism is why I've had to install such elaborate security measures.
11:27So you don't know-
11:28Yeah, they did predict rabid fans who will do crazy things over their fandom.
11:37As their characters.
11:40They-
11:41They did predict that.
11:45Anything about those sentries at the Hall of Records.
11:48I'm sorry.
11:49I wish I could be more help, but-
11:56He's gone.
12:00Rockhead.
12:05What happened, wise one?
12:07The Dark Regent's servants have been here.
12:10We'll find them.
12:12We'll find them.
12:12No.
12:12I have a more important mission for you.
12:15The Dark Regent himself is here on Earth.
12:20He's taken on a human form.
12:23Disguised as a man named Eldon Michaels.
12:26Eldon Michaels?
12:28What are you saying?
12:30Centuries of the last cosmos is no mere game.
12:45It simulates a real war.
12:48One being fought in the deepest reaches of space.
12:50For centuries, we wise ones have used it to recruit trainees like yourselves.
12:56Now, you must confront the Dark Regent to save our universe.
13:02That's all you can find for Eldon Michaels?
13:05An address?
13:06From a few years ago.
13:07No.
13:08I've checked every data system.
13:09There's nothing on him.
13:10Not even a birth date.
13:12Maybe he really is from outer space.
13:16Why is there this fixation on Eldon Michaels?
13:37You've been killed.
13:38It's more dangerous than once.
13:43I'm dead.
13:44First of all, You're killed.
13:45Danger.
13:46Danger.
13:48Danger.
13:48Danger.
13:53Cute.
14:13What the heck is that?
14:15What creature is that?
14:22Ow, that hurt!
14:23Ow, that hurt?
14:26Hm. Eldon Michaels, I presume.
14:29I thought you were somebody else.
14:32Ah, what's this, a word, sir?
14:34It's on the Philip K. Digger.
14:37Yeah, typewriters. People we actually used to use them.
14:40Spider 2?
14:41Well, duh.
14:43Why is he after you?
14:44Why?
14:45Because he's a two-faced Janus, a pirate, and a charlatan.
14:49And I can prove it.
14:50Ah!
14:54Nice.
14:57Ah!
14:59Ah!
15:14My research!
15:17Ah!
15:19Ah!
15:25Ah!
15:31No!
15:33Stop!
15:33Where are you taking me?
15:35Put me down!
15:36Ah!
15:37Hey, they must really be a threat if they're strong enough to carry that guy.
15:42Ah!
15:53Plagueism?
15:56Recreant, if you wanted to face me do it yourself.
15:59Don't involve these deluded lame brains.
16:02Why have you brought him here?
16:04What should we have done?
16:07Kill him!
16:08But the sentry's code of honor...
16:11Like he knows anything about honor.
16:14Silence!
16:17He is the Dark Regent. He must be destroyed.
16:21How did you get those powers?
16:23The man thinks he's raiding.
16:28Dark Regent?
16:29He's plotted against me.
16:31It was a lawsuit, you mad-
16:39Simon, if 20% is too much, I'll settle for 15-
16:44What's he talking about?
16:45This.
16:52Get here!
16:53Look at that.
17:09Seattle narrow space was a fake screen.
17:12A good fake, but a fake.
17:16What is it?
17:18The century to the last cosmos written by...
17:20Eldon Michaels?
17:23Right.
17:25Michaels created the game.
17:26Harper just produced it.
17:27He was supposed to share the profits, but he went back on the deal.
17:30It's a lie!
17:34That's why he had to destroy the databank where the original contracts were stored.
17:38Don't listen.
17:39He's trying to cloud your minds.
17:48It's all in here.
17:50There's where Zimzam learned to fly.
17:52From the eagles of Carisian.
17:54And here's where Eren gets the golden feather from Princess Alla.
18:03I'll destroy you, you parathran moonslug.
18:07You're starting to believe your own fiction.
18:27Game over.
18:36So they finally saw through Harper's smoke and mirrors?
18:39Why did he do it?
18:41Didn't he already have enough money?
18:42It's not easy to give up being God.
18:44I guess you'd know.
18:46Poor kids.
18:48Looking to a video game for something to believe in.
18:50Yeah.
18:51What do they do now?
18:59What are you...
19:00You left this sentry cross.
19:02It's too important to trust anyone but you.
19:04Thanks.
19:07Wait.
19:08What did the wise ones mean when they said seek the center?
19:11And why did an errand to Paraphora?
19:13And the golden feather.
19:15What's with that?
19:16Hey, it's just a game.
19:18But you know.
19:19You're the man.
19:20The real wise one.
19:24Well, if you really want to know, it all started a long, long time ago in a cosmos far from
19:32Earth.
19:34Oh, really?
19:37Sounds a lot like Star Wars.
19:40You know, maybe you'll finally get some credit and some money for all this hard work.
19:48Okay.
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