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Terry has to take care of an Egg baby....while being Batman
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00:11Well, do you think I'm going to open it?
00:19He's strong.
00:28Buffoon, just drop the gate.
00:45Step aside, oh f- you, do what mama says and you won't get hurt.
00:50Please ma'am, I'm only the butler.
00:53Well, then you would know where the safe is, wouldn't you?
00:58Wouldn't you?
01:02Do they really pay you enough for this?
01:08This way, please.
01:22Electrostatic tumblers, intermittent timer, hmm.
01:25I think a magno bomb should do the job.
01:27A magno bomb?
01:29What are you trying to do, blow up the whole house?
01:31Again, with the criticism?
01:33Look, it's not like this is the first time I've blown up a safe.
01:44Hey, what does the mother do?
02:01Oh, you don't know how long I've waited for this.
02:06What else they got?
02:08No!
02:09I have what I came for.
02:12But ma, they got all this other stuff.
02:15Are you arguing with your mother?
02:17Well, no, but-
02:19But?
02:21Nothing.
02:22Good.
02:23Now, come on.
02:28Hello, police.
02:30I want to report a robbery.
02:31A ruby ring.
02:35And 20,000 credits.
02:38Ha ha ha ha.
02:40Smart.
02:42Ahem?
02:43A tabloid gave her that name.
02:45It was the golden age of alliteration.
02:47So what do you want me to do?
02:48Wait till she tries to fence the ruby?
02:50I have a feeling she'll be holding on to it.
02:52There was another robbery-
02:53What's she gonna do with them all?
02:54Don't know.
02:55But I have a feeling she's not making slippers.
02:58Slippers?
02:59From rubies?
03:00Mm-hmm.
03:01Before your time.
03:02What I need from you is-
03:04It'll have to wait till tonight.
03:05I gotta get to class.
03:06It's family studies and I'm failing.
03:08How does someone fail family studies?
03:13That's what I'm asking.
03:16Even Bruce Wayne, a man with no family,
03:21probably wouldn't fail family studies.
03:35Today's question is,
03:36how many of you expect to be parents someday?
03:42Hey, break your hand.
03:46Excellent.
03:47This week's project will help show you
03:49what parenthood is all about.
03:51And for those of you who are failing,
03:53it will be one last chance to catch up.
03:56Because this assignment will count
03:58for a full half of your final grade.
04:05Awww.
04:07Yes, they do look cute.
04:08Until you have the responsibility of caring for them.
04:11And that's exactly what you'll be doing this week.
04:14That means feeding it, bathing it, rocking it, whatever it takes.
04:18I've divided you into random couples.
04:20Nelson, you'll be paired with Maxine.
04:22Awww.
04:24John Kaye and Rachel Ng.
04:26Frankie Lewis and Matilda Itis.
04:28Howard Groot and Dana Tan.
04:30Hi, honey.
04:33Terry McGinnis.
04:34Oh no, that dork.
04:36...and Blade Summer.
04:38Steven Tetsuo and Jackie Wallace.
04:41Hey, looks a little like you, McGinnis.
04:43...and Chelsea Cunningham.
04:46Careful, Dana.
04:47You gotta make sure to support his head.
04:49Howard, that's all it is, is a head.
04:52So, you wanna hold it?
04:53Huh?
04:54Corey Cavalieri and Ruth Waits.
04:57Yeah.
04:57You'll be holding it for a while.
04:59I'm not doing...
05:02Actually, Terry doesn't have a choice but to pass this one.
05:05But I would hold it.
05:07Each of your egg babies has a built-in computer
05:10which registers the amount of care or lack of care it's given.
05:13These readings will determine your grades.
05:16As you can see, the babies exhibit a wide range of emotions and expressions of need.
05:22It's your job to fulfill those needs.
05:24Ms. Pinto, what happens if we drop it?
05:28You fail.
05:33They're babies, Mr. McGinnis. You must be gentle with them.
05:37How do I turn it off?
05:39You can't.
05:40But you can quiet it down by rocking it, just like a real baby.
05:43Yeah, McGinnis. Get with the program.
05:47Will you get off his jock?
05:50Jeez.
06:00Turns out she's not stealing just any rubies.
06:02They're all part of a set she stole once before.
06:05And now that she's out of prison, she wants them back.
06:07So much for rehabilitation.
06:09Ma's very determined, and that makes her and her boys very dangerous.
06:13Your ride's on its way.
06:16I'll meet it on the roof.
06:19Cried.
06:20Besides, I have a date with Jurgen tonight.
06:23We can't exactly take the thing along, can we?
06:25But I had it all day, and I've got something important to do.
06:28I don't care.
06:32You little...
06:36My instruments say you're only doing 180. Is there a problem?
06:40Uh, she's feeling a little sluggish tonight. Didn't want to push it.
06:45What was that?
06:46Nothing.
06:55The ruby earrings from the set are part of an estate sale tomorrow.
06:59You sure caught this one right.
07:08What's going on there?
07:10Is that a baby?
07:13Um...
07:13You brought a baby with you?
07:15It's not what you think, really.
07:18Terry...
07:18Is there something you need to tell me?
07:20It's not a child, it's...
07:23Turn on your vid link.
07:24See?
07:26It's not a real baby.
07:27Why am I not reassured?
07:35You're a complete liability.
07:43You're a-
07:44Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
07:47Oh, oh, oh, oh!
07:55Oh, oh, oh, oh!
07:58Oh, oh, oh!
08:05So can't you throw a batarang or something?
08:08Crime fighting is hard enough without...
08:10without owning an egg, baby.
08:25I hope that computer of yours can't smell.
08:46Is that Batman? Dumpster diving?
08:49The fella's gotta eat.
08:56Something's wrong.
08:57He's not eating.
08:58Why isn't he eating?
09:00Maybe because you're trying to feed him through his nose.
09:04Oh?
09:05Idiot.
09:06Does yours say anything yet?
09:08What? I swear, I heard little Howie say Papa.
09:13I mean, it sounded like Papa.
09:15It'll be a long time.
09:16You're a weirdo.
09:19Seriously.
09:20Before I'll be wanting anyone to call me that.
09:22It's not so bad, McGinnis. Really.
09:25Here's the bio and civics.
09:27Thanks, hon.
09:28How about the math?
09:30It's coming. Stop nagging.
09:32I get it. You're doing his homework so you don't have to take care of the baby.
09:35We opted for the traditional marriage.
09:37One breadwinner, one homemaker.
09:40Beats algebra.
09:42Come on, Howard.
09:43You promised I could have him for a while.
09:46Okay.
09:46But he just ate, so he's gonna be a little fussy.
09:49And keep him covered?
09:50I thought I heard a bit of a sneeze before.
09:54And...
09:54Howard...
09:55Jerkin has this new vid I want to check out.
09:58I want a divorce.
10:02Talking about an A+.
10:03No thanks to you.
10:06Do you have to keep lugging that thing around with you?
10:09I need the grade.
10:10Even real parents with real children find ways to get away for a night.
10:14I tried leaving it with my mom, but she said she was too young to be a grandmother.
10:18What about your brother?
10:19I tried that too.
10:20Then I caught him shooting rubber bands at it.
10:22Hey, you know, maybe you could...
10:26Never mind.
10:28It's the one piece they haven't gotten yet.
10:30Part of a display at the Museum of Fashion.
10:33You think baby could keep its mouth shut for one night?
10:35I gave it a double feeding.
10:37Changed it.
10:38Kept it awake all afternoon.
10:39Believe me, it'll be off in Nap City for hours.
10:57This will be perfect.
10:59Now please, don't wake up.
11:16Ha, the tramp.
11:18Get it off her.
11:21Carl?
11:24There could have been an alarm.
11:26There wasn't.
11:27Now let's get out of here before Pointy Ears shows his mug again.
11:32Too late.
11:33This is getting old, Batman.
11:35Look who's talking.
11:58Come on, let's go.
11:59You too, Carl.
12:04Root strength always loses out to technique, Carl.
12:07Didn't Mama ever tell you that?
12:09Mama!
12:13Nobody hurts my boys.
12:16I'm stepping on him with a heel.
12:29Leave him.
12:30We got what we came for.
12:32We got what we came for.
12:58No sign of him anywhere.
13:00I've lost him.
13:01Him?
13:03That's a doll you're talking about, not a life.
13:05It's my life if it's lost.
13:07I'll have to take family studies again.
13:09Have you ever taken family studies?
13:12Poor kid's gonna cry till he shuts down.
13:15It's cries are computer generated, aren't they?
13:17Yeah.
13:18So?
13:18That would mean the cries would have certain quantifiable digital properties.
13:22Then I can set the Batmobile to scan for them, can't I?
13:25Uh-huh.
13:26Unless they've already made an omelet out of him.
13:28Oh, hey.
13:32Well, boys, we did it.
13:36Got the whole set.
13:39Oh, yeah, we did it all right.
13:41But while we were wasting time with this, we could have stolen stuff worth ten times as much.
13:47He's got a point.
13:51nothing could be worth more than these jewels you hear me nothing this is the first swag your
13:56father and i ever stole together we swore we'd never fence it it's all i have left of him now
14:04that he's gone but ma dad's not dead he just ran off with hey don't ever talk that way about
14:12your
14:16father what's that it's a baby so do you can't make it stop here give it to me i can
14:30figure it out
14:34i got the signal i'm gonna follow it terry remember it's not worth risking your life for an egg
14:49here give it to mama kind of ri- idiot reminds me of when you two were little
14:58get rid of it
15:05you sure it's kind of cute toss it
15:14but ma maybe we could sell it carl i'm getting angry okay okay sorry kid
15:39company i want him out of the picture for good
15:53never mind let's grab the loot and get out of here
16:08daddy's gotta go to work now
16:23mom i see him hang on
16:29mom
16:56I really feel like dragging across
17:01concrete or asphalt isn't really good for that suit you know I just have a
17:08feeling
17:22this is how I always pictured it me and my boys carrying on the family business
17:36we're losing power I gotta put her down
18:07the
18:19Oh
18:39Who uses their purse as a weapon? You have valuables in there.
18:48No!
19:12You sure that's gonna hold? You sure that's gonna hold it?
19:20According to this data, most of you did borderline jobs as parents. Mainly C's.
19:26But Miss Pinto!
19:27Yes, Howard. You and Dana fed yours and rocked it and gave it plenty of nap time.
19:31But a baby needs more than that. Its mind needs to be stimulated too.
19:35And according to this printout, only one baby was fully stimulated.
19:40The one belonging to Terry and Blade.
19:42Congratulations, Mr. McGinnis. Who knew you turned out to be such ideal father material?
19:53Oh, man.
19:57Talk about it.
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