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01:00You know how much I love and respect you. Does this look real?
01:02No, Mark. No, no. No. Get out.
01:05This is however I like.
01:07Dr. Reese always helped me.
01:08Does he look like Dr. Reese?
01:09A little around the eyes, yeah.
01:10Hi, Sugar Plum.
01:11Hey, Mom.
01:13Here's your lab coat.
01:17Sorry about the odor.
01:18By the end, Dr. Reese did have a distinctive tang to him.
01:21He's not going to do any of this.
01:23What lunatic event is going on now?
01:25I'm the sacrificial schoolgirl.
01:27You saved me from the vampire.
01:30And we're done here.
01:30Okay.
01:31It's actually a tradition, Doc.
01:33As a fundraiser for the school, every year we celebrate the first and worst novel that Jeremy
01:37Gathered Cole ever wrote.
01:38The horror novelist?
01:39Well, I call him J.R. Bear, but that's a story for another day.
01:43Stop.
01:44When he was 18, he scooped ice cream in Port White.
01:46That's not all he scooped.
01:47And he said his first novel here.
01:49It's really bad.
01:50It's about a wedding between this vampire Lord Grimshaw and this hottie lady.
01:55Thank you so much for coming.
01:57No, but it's really a trap to lure in guests so that the mad scientist can kill everyone and drain
02:02their blood.
02:03Well, you're right about one thing.
02:04It does sound really bad.
02:05No, it's fun.
02:07We recreate the book in tableaus in the school barn.
02:11The main event's tomorrow night.
02:12I'm in charge of making all the blood.
02:14Excuse me?
02:15Whole weekend.
02:16Lots of blood.
02:17What's the title of this book?
02:19The Blood Factory.
02:23Oh, I see.
02:24Don't worry, Doc.
02:25I'm going to change your mind.
02:26Mad scientist?
02:27Really good part.
02:29Needs a very special person.
02:31Ma, breakfast?
02:32Oh, oui, oui, mon chéri.
02:36That's why the groceries.
02:38That is why you can't go out this weekend.
02:42Well, I guess I should thank you.
02:45You already did.
02:46Paper products are really expensive.
02:48You want me to buy your toilet paper, too?
02:50Nah, I steal that from here.
02:51Doc's office.
02:54What?
02:55Okay.
02:57Uh, Liam hit his head at the school and they want you to come?
03:00At the school?
03:01Will there be...
03:01Not yet.
03:01It's early.
03:02You're okay.
03:03He'll be there.
03:11I don't know.
03:15Board game's over there, Beth.
03:18Operation.
03:18My favorite.
03:19Uh, let's put the pin, the fangs, and the vampire here.
03:22What the heck is going on in here?
03:24Oh, hi, Sarah.
03:26We're having a little blood factory party for the wee ones.
03:29Never too early to enjoy a port-wend tradition.
03:31I totally agree with you.
03:34So, what did you want to talk to me about?
03:36Well, it's a little delicate, so...
03:39I know you haven't renewed your lobstering permit.
03:42Yeah, I will, I will.
03:43So, I just need a little more time.
03:44I know, but a little birdie told me that the inspector is coming next week.
03:49Next week?
03:51Do you think he'd actually shut me down?
03:54You know Bill, he's a rule follower.
03:58Listen, Sarah, if you need me to spot you a little...
04:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:01Look at it myself.
04:02I mean, after this weekend, it's a big order, you know, so...
04:06Okay.
04:06Um, anyway, I'm, I'm, I'm going out right now, so...
04:11I'll be fine.
04:12Okay, great.
04:12Thanks, Frank.
04:13Hey, Franklin, where do you want me to put this?
04:15Spaghetti and eyeballs in the kitchen, DJ.
04:32Charming.
04:34Doctor coming through.
04:36Doctor coming through.
04:37Excuse me.
04:38Pardon, over here.
04:43What's your name?
04:44Liam?
04:45Like, I wouldn't know my own name.
04:47So no personality change?
04:51Okay.
04:51He's not concussed, just a bump.
04:53He'll be fine, just keep icing it.
04:58You see, in the blood factory, there is a scene where all the guests are trapped in a room,
05:02and they're all drinking poison.
05:05And then they, uh, they all start to...
05:08Louisa?
05:09Louisa?
05:10Louisa?
05:15Louisa.
05:26Louisa.
05:28Louisa.
05:39Louisa.
05:43Louisa.
05:49What's your name?
05:50Lisa Gavin.
05:51Where are you?
05:52That's cool.
05:53Who am I?
05:56Martin.
05:59Have you been eating breakfast?
06:00Have you been staying hydrated?
06:03No, there's just, there's too much to do.
06:05Easy.
06:06Are you guys going to make out?
06:08Leon.
06:09Sorry, it just looks like you're going to make out.
06:12How long have you had that cough?
06:13A few days.
06:15And have you fainted recently?
06:16Uh, Monday.
06:18And Wednesday.
06:19Twice this week?
06:20And this is the third time you need a full exam now?
06:22No, I don't have time.
06:23This is not up for debate.
06:24Can you stand?
06:25I'll help slowly.
06:27I really can't leave.
06:27It's the blood factory weekend.
06:29I think you guys should make out.
06:30Leon.
06:31Actually, get me out of here.
06:32Gladly.
06:33Yeah.
06:35Oh, God.
06:36Oh.
06:36Make room, children.
06:38Don't you guys have fainting practice to get back to?
06:41Well, they were so going to make out, right?
06:43Oh, yeah, for sure.
06:44Partly.
06:47This is so silly.
06:48I am a fainter.
06:49I come from a family of fainters.
06:51My grandma would be at the supermarket looking over her coupons and then just, and forget
06:56about it when I'm under stress.
06:57You fainted twice and didn't tell me?
07:00Louisa, we're roomies.
07:01I guess you're saying it's not a big deal.
07:03Not a big deal?
07:05Louisa, fainting could be a sign of a catastrophe of health problems.
07:08Aortic dissection, a heart valve disease.
07:10You could have had a minor stroke or a brain tumor.
07:12What if this happened while you were driving?
07:13Okay, that's a little extra.
07:14Yeah, and get off the stage drama queen.
07:17Oh.
07:19Oh.
07:23I'm going to need you to unbutton it up.
07:26Yeah, so I can test for arrhythmia palpitation.
07:28Right, right.
07:31Sure.
07:34What is that rash?
07:36Oh, it's just dry skin.
07:38I get it when the weather changes.
07:40I need to moisturize.
07:41Or with the coughing and fatigue, it could be RSV or coxiodoidal mycosis.
07:44Here we go again.
07:46Elaine, we're going to need a urine sample.
07:47And I'm going to see the rest of that rash, so you're going to have to undress.
07:50I have to take off my clothes?
07:52I mean, Elaine will get a gown and she'll stay in the room during the thing.
07:58Big Sam.
08:01On second thought, who has the time?
08:04Boss did you.
08:05Got to go.
08:05Got to go.
08:08Louisa, this will just take a second.
08:12So, kiddo, how's it going?
08:16How's what going?
08:18You know, it.
08:21What?
08:22Fine, Elaine.
08:26Dad.
08:27I'm just thinking.
08:28Man, it's Blood Factory.
08:30It's a big weekend.
08:32You could ask her to go with you.
08:35Actually, I might be in it this year.
08:37Louisa asked if I would play half the doom couple, so.
08:40Oh, yeah?
08:41Yeah.
08:41So, who do you think should play the other half?
08:49Come on, kiddo.
08:50You've got to get in the game.
08:55I'm sorry, but we're fully committed.
08:57I can put you on a waiting list.
08:58Sorry I'm late.
09:00Had a good haul this morning.
09:01Yay.
09:02Sarah, do you really think you should be working so hard?
09:04I mean, you were just in the hospital last week.
09:06For heaven's sake, I knew it.
09:08I have one little minor incident.
09:09Everybody treats me like I'm an invalid.
09:10Well, you can just spare your breath with all the tourists coming in and needing all
09:16this lobster for the banquet of the brains.
09:18This is the best weekend of the year for me.
09:20Oh, the phone's been ringing off the hook.
09:23We're going to sell out for tomorrow night.
09:25The Blood Factory is, too.
09:26I mean, I've never seen it like this before.
09:27We're going to raise so much money this year.
09:29Sounds like we're going to need some more lobster.
09:31We are, but I'm wondering where the calls are coming from.
09:33I guess word just spread how fun it is.
09:36Gee, how much orange juice can one person drink?
09:39I know.
09:40I just can't get enough of it either.
09:45So it's a breeze.
09:47I have no idea.
09:49I have no idea.
09:51I have no idea.
09:55Greg?
09:57Why did that man just ask me when Jeremy Gathercole will be at the Salty Breeze tomorrow
10:02night?
10:02I have no idea.
10:03Yeah.
10:05It's possible I may have mentioned to the Bar Harbor Gazette that Jeremy Gathercole might
10:10be dining here tomorrow night before going to the Blood Factory.
10:13But is it true?
10:15Depends on what you mean by true.
10:16So you lied.
10:17Depends on what you mean by lied.
10:19Not telling the truth.
10:20Yes, I lied.
10:21Greg!
10:22I just want to put Port Wendt on the mat.
10:23And make an extra buck.
10:25Nothing wrong with that.
10:25I mean, it is good for the school.
10:27See?
10:28It's good for all of us.
10:30Shady.
10:31What's going to happen when they realize he's not coming?
10:33You know how crazy those horror fans are?
10:35They're insane.
10:36They're lunatics.
10:40Mom!
10:41You are a genius.
10:42Tell me more about it, Amy.
10:43Oh my God, that's going to be perfect.
10:45Oh my God.
10:47Oh, I love you.
10:48I love you too, liar.
10:54Hi, it's Louisa.
10:55Leave a message.
10:56Louisa.
10:58Dr. Best.
10:59Calling.
11:01I can't imagine why you chose to run out like that.
11:05But we do need to ascertain the nature of the rash.
11:08Running down your...
11:13Frontal body area?
11:16Call to reschedule at your earliest convenience.
11:19That's it.
11:20Thank you for your time.
11:22And goodbye.
11:23Dr. Best.
11:32Elaine, we need to reschedule.
11:35Louisa.
11:36Elaine!
11:37Where the hell are you?
11:38So it's your basic vampire chain, but for extra pop, put the pack in your mouth and then
11:42just bite down.
11:43Elaine, who are you talking to?
11:44Thank you so much for joining Eleniacs.
11:45Really?
11:48Sorry, you weren't supposed to see this.
11:49I'm sorry.
11:50Sorry.
11:51I'm building a YouTube tutorial on...
11:52...and horror makeup.
11:54Wait, guess what it's called?
11:56A blood work?
11:57Darn you!
11:58Hey, Doc.
11:59You okay?
12:00Listen, we gotta talk about this mad scientist thing, okay?
12:02If you don't do it, I have to ask Gilbert.
12:05And to be honest, he has a tendency to overact.
12:09That cough is just like Louisa's.
12:11It's in the rash, too.
12:12In my office now.
12:13Go.
12:15Wait, Doc.
12:16Are you okay?
12:18Can I come out now?
12:20I left my fangs in my desk.
12:23You sure you don't want to be the mad scientist?
12:26It's such a good part.
12:27You get to fatally poison the whole town.
12:29Best not to give me any ideas.
12:31You're hilarious.
12:36So...
12:37I've got some news.
12:40What?
12:40Lisa wants us to play the doomed couple at the Blood Factory tomorrow.
12:44You mean the couple that Lord Grimshaw captures to make vampire babies?
12:48Yeah.
12:49The couple that spends all night tied up together in really bloody sexy outfits?
12:53Yeah, pretty sexy.
12:55The roles that Christopher and Andrea Schlitz can't play this year,
12:58because they're too busy taking care of their twins
13:00that they conceived at last year's Blood Factory?
13:03Yeah.
13:05Those.
13:07Okay.
13:09Cool.
13:11Is he at the library?
13:12Yeah, I'll be there in a bit.
13:18Dork.
13:23Your elbow's free, Mark.
13:24Give it a try sometime.
13:26Yeah, but then I would have this, like, really disgusting elbow.
13:29You and Louisa have similar symptoms.
13:31Have you two been spending a lot of time together?
13:33Yes.
13:33Lots in the barn together.
13:34It's been really nice.
13:37Oh, really?
13:39In the barn?
13:40Doing what?
13:40Working on the Blood Factory.
13:42Oh, right.
13:43And this weekend, we're going to play the groom and his bride,
13:45Lord Grimshaw, a lady Eulalie.
13:47He's, like, super in love with her while she is not in love with him.
13:51Yeah.
13:51That doesn't sound like a bad idea at all.
13:53Nah, we've been doing it for eight years.
13:54You've got to respect the tradition, you know?
13:57Cough, rash, fatigue.
14:00You have any idea how old the HVAC is in the barn?
14:04Really old.
14:05I mean, like when the heat kicks on,
14:07makes the whole place smell like burnt popcorn.
14:09Nobody can agree on if that's a good or a bad thing.
14:11Could be Mutant Legionella.
14:12Oh, Doc, come on.
14:13I've been dying to see that movie.
14:15Don't we beat him with the robots?
14:17I need you to spit into this.
14:26It's not an exorcism, Mark.
14:28It's just spit.
14:33It's yellowish.
14:34We could have some kind of lung infection.
14:35I'll send it in for testing.
14:38Elaine, I need to head back to the school.
14:40Why?
14:40I need to check on the HVAC and Louisa.
14:43What?
14:43I mean, everyone.
14:45You need to check on everyone.
14:47Two people are showing signs of possible Legionella or another airborne illness.
14:50This is seeming a little excessive, like even for you.
14:53It's just a precaution.
14:54I mean, everyone in town is going to be there tomorrow night, right?
14:56Yeah.
14:56And even though it's the day before, things can get pretty bloody.
14:59Fake blood.
15:00I'll survive.
15:01I know the difference.
15:02Come on, hurry up.
15:02Let's go.
15:03Grab your things.
15:04Hey, Doc.
15:07It doesn't really seem like you know the difference.
15:10Oh, damn it.
15:12Here.
15:13Wear this.
15:15It's Dr. Reese's.
15:16In case you have to...
15:19Hurry up.
15:23Girl, you got me good.
15:34Not now.
15:35No.
15:36No, no.
15:37Not now.
15:38Not now.
15:42Then everyone...
15:43What the...
15:45Oh, there's Al.
15:47Have mercy on my soul.
15:50Don't let it end like this.
15:52No, it's so dark.
15:55It's so cold.
15:57Oh, hey.
15:58Hi, guys.
15:59What?
15:59What the hell?
16:00That's The Blood Factory by Jeremy Gatherkohl.
16:03I thought you said that was tomorrow night at the school.
16:04It is.
16:05They read the book the day beforehand to get everyone in the mood.
16:07And that's his book?
16:08Yeah.
16:08Well, it's terrible writing.
16:09Well, Gatherkohl wrote it when he was in college.
16:11His later stuff, much more nuanced.
16:13Alec reads books.
16:14It's cool.
16:16Can you also test for mold in an old HVAC?
16:18Yeah.
16:19Good.
16:20Let's go.
16:27Hey, it could be bad in there.
16:30All right.
16:30Please get Louisa out here.
16:31Al.
16:32Yeah.
16:32I need you to go inside and check for any signs of mold and standing water in the HVAC.
16:36Okay.
16:36Yeah.
16:41Can I help you, world's brightest MD?
16:50Yes.
16:51Um, spit.
16:52What?
16:53You and Mark are both exhibiting symptoms of an airborne illness.
16:56I'm just ruling things out.
16:57And you had to come all the way here now to do this?
16:59If you had let me examine you when you were in my office, I wouldn't have to be here, would
17:02I?
17:03Fine.
17:04Fine.
17:09It's not yellow.
17:10See?
17:11I'm fine.
17:13I'm sorry.
17:14So itchy.
17:15Right?
17:16Wait, wait, wait.
17:16Let me see that.
17:17Oh, my God.
17:18You're being creepy again.
17:19Three more rashes.
17:20And coughs.
17:21There is water pool in there, Doc.
17:24Okay.
17:24Everyone needs a spit in cups now.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Spin that little ketchup.
17:28It's not just for ketchup, Liam.
17:30It's for samples, too.
17:32Okay, rude.
17:35Hey, Carl.
17:37I need some ice.
17:39Oh, that old bad back acting up again.
17:41Who you calling old?
17:45Well, that's quite a view.
17:48Look what crawled out of the bait bucket.
17:51Eddie McCroy is a living breed.
17:53Is he bothering you, Sarah?
17:54No, no.
17:55I can handle him, but thanks.
18:02So, you got my message?
18:04Sure did.
18:06No, you couldn't stop thinking about me.
18:07Hope your breaks.
18:09I got a big weekend.
18:10I need some help with a catch.
18:12Oh, hell.
18:13Glad you realized you need me.
18:15Need's a strong word.
18:16It's a business deal.
18:17I'll give you 10%.
18:1860.
18:1920?
18:19Nothing.
18:20And you let me take you to dinner?
18:22I wouldn't be caught dead down here with a pecker.
18:25It's woodpecker, and you know it.
18:3020%.
18:31That's my final offer.
18:32Take it, or I'll find somebody else.
18:34Fine.
18:35It's a deal.
18:39Go woodpeckers!
18:40Ha-ha!
18:42Ha-ha!
18:43Ha-ha!
18:45Give me that ice.
18:51That's great.
18:52Sorry.
18:53I'm getting time and a half for this.
18:56But half of these sputum samples are yellowish.
18:58Wait, what's yellowish?
18:59Yellowish.
19:00Okay, that's it.
19:01I'm shutting down the blood factory until we can determine it's not Legionella.
19:04I'm sorry, you heard me.
19:05I have no other choice.
19:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
19:07Absolutely not.
19:08Not this time.
19:09Excuse me?
19:09You're going against the doctor's orders?
19:11We listened to you about the Big Bean Supper and the Salty Breeze, but not this.
19:14I will not let you shut down our biggest fundraiser of the year over some hunch.
19:18A hunch?
19:18Have you taken a look at this leprosy colony here?
19:20That depends on the leprosy community.
19:22Louisa, you fainted three times.
19:23That's very worrisome.
19:24To who?
19:25Not me.
19:26Look at his face.
19:26I'm not worried.
19:27To me, as your doctor.
19:28Well, you're not, you're, you're not my doctor anymore.
19:31How about, how about that?
19:32You're, you're fired.
19:34What?
19:35That's incredibly.
19:36What?
19:36What?
19:37Irresponsible.
19:37No, it's not.
19:38I will see someone in Bar Harbor.
19:39You're not my doctor anymore, and we are not shutting down the blood factory until the
19:43tests come back.
19:45That is medically reckless, irresponsible, I'm just childish.
19:50Yeah, they should definitely make out.
19:51I'm getting an enemies to lovers thing for sure.
20:01Peter, what, what do you think you're doing?
20:04We're, we're not even open yet.
20:06I know, but I need medicine.
20:08Oh.
20:09But it's private, so I came before anyone was here.
20:12I see.
20:15So what seems to be the problem?
20:16I hate the blood factory weekend.
20:18Everyone loves it so much, but I think it's stupid and not funny.
20:22I agree, 100%.
20:24You do?
20:25Yes.
20:25Do you wet your bed too?
20:27Excuse me?
20:28Maybe not.
20:29Never mind.
20:29I have to go.
20:31Hey, Peter.
20:31Come on, please sit.
20:34Come on.
20:35Have a seat.
20:37Tell me what happened.
20:39I went to bed hearing all these stupid teenagers screaming outside.
20:43And when I woke up, my bed was wet.
20:47Can you give me something so that won't happen tonight?
20:51Peter, it's normal to be scared.
20:53I don't like some scary stuff.
20:56So what do you do?
20:58Well, to be honest, I try to avoid it, but I don't think that's the best idea either.
21:02That's what I try to do.
21:03But those teenagers are so loud.
21:06They really are.
21:06What would we kid do?
21:08It was just an idea.
21:09But we could use it as an opportunity to be brave.
21:12Brave?
21:13Sure.
21:14Admitting we're scared, and then facing it.
21:18So you're not going to give me the medicine?
21:20No chance, and how?
21:21And you call yourself a doctor.
21:26Everyone's a critic.
21:31Be there in a sec.
21:32I'm just putting the finishing touches on my...
21:35Oh.
21:35It's you.
21:36We're closed.
21:37No, you're not.
21:38Yes, we are.
21:39The sign says...
21:40Closed.
21:40No, it doesn't.
21:42Come on, Sally.
21:44Fine.
21:45How can I help you?
21:47May I have some vitamin C, please?
21:50That'll be $9.99.
21:52I just...
21:52I feel like I need some, like I'm craving it.
21:56Yeah, well, you do look pretty bad.
21:57Like the guilt is destroying you from the inside out.
22:01Maybe we could drop this now.
22:03I mean, I just love to not go through this every time I want supplements.
22:07Louisa, if you ever get lucky enough to experience the miracle of creating life,
22:13I think you'll understand that there's no such thing as dropping a grudge against someone who harms your baby.
22:19Oh, come on.
22:20He's a grown man.
22:21Is he?
22:22Mark and I are in...
22:23We're in a good place right now.
22:24Are you?
22:25Mark is very forgiving and kind and dependable and smarter than his grades in school reflected.
22:33Yeah, Mark is all of those things.
22:35I mean, he's the best.
22:36Exactly.
22:37Do you actually think you're going to find someone better for you out there?
22:40No.
22:40I mean, yes.
22:41I mean, I don't know.
22:43Never mind.
22:44I guess I'll go to Bar Harbor for my sunscreen from now on.
22:48And I was going to save this for couples counseling, but you know what, Sally?
22:51Your relationship with Mark is overbearing and a little weird.
23:07You know she fired you, right?
23:09Her symptoms are concerning, patient or not.
23:12Painting three times a week is not normal.
23:14Yeah, you're not acting so normal either.
23:17Did the sputum test come back?
23:19You have to admit, that is a creepy word.
23:20Yes, it did.
23:21It's not Legionnaire's disease.
23:23Wait, so what's wrong with everyone?
23:24I ask myself that every day.
23:26But in this case, I have no idea.
23:32I don't know exactly when Mr. Gather Coal will arise.
23:36Especially since he's not coming.
23:37But you're welcome to park your van here.
23:39My partner and I are well-versed with the media.
23:42We're both from New York.
23:43Text when you're closed.
23:44Ciao, ciao.
23:46He might come.
23:47I left messages for his manager, agent and publicist.
23:50Did they call back?
23:51Not yet.
23:52Quick.
23:53What?
23:54It's called manifesting.
23:56It's called lying.
23:57And you and I both know Jeremy Gather Coal is not coming.
23:59Now I need you to be the good, upstanding, righteous man I know you are.
24:03And tell everyone the truth.
24:04Talk to the hand.
24:05You are so unwell.
24:08Hey, Sal.
24:09Hi, Sal.
24:10Do you have the red sauce for my costume?
24:12Yes, right here.
24:14How's it fitting?
24:15Like it was poured over me.
24:17Should I call him?
24:18Who?
24:19Jer Bear.
24:21Gather Coal.
24:22You know Jeremy Gather Coal.
24:24Who do you think scooped ice cream next to him for three months?
24:28Three months?
24:29Like 40 years ago?
24:31Let's just say it got very hot in that deep freeze.
24:36He'll answer my calls.
24:39Toodles.
24:40It's tonight.
24:42She's not going to save you, honey.
24:44That woman lives on her own little biscuit.
24:51Hey, you ready to practice Lord Grimshaw and lady you lately?
24:55Oh, yeah, sure.
24:56Hey, you look great.
24:57Really?
24:58I am feeling a little nauseous.
25:00Wait, your rash has gotten a lot worse.
25:02Really?
25:02Because I am itching like a madman.
25:05You really should get that checked out.
25:07You remember the first time we did this?
25:09When the coffin got stuck?
25:10That was the very first time that we ever...
25:14Never mind.
25:16Hey, I'm glad that we decided to do this.
25:18Put aside our history for the sake of Lord Grimshaw.
25:22Lady you lately.
25:23We're kind of an institution if you think.
25:25Whoa, so you went ahead and put on...
25:28Oh, well, yeah.
25:29I just wanted to make sure it doesn't fall off when we do it.
25:31No, yeah, sure.
25:32Absolutely.
25:32I was just...
25:33I wasn't expecting it, but it's cool.
25:35I'm totally having absolutely no problem with it whatsoever.
25:38What's wrong with you?
25:39Why are you crying?
25:40I don't know.
25:41I'm just feeling so emotional.
25:42Of course you're feeling emotional.
25:44Because like a month and a half ago, we were about to be bride and...
25:49Because...
25:51I know.
25:52This is so weird.
25:56I know.
25:57I'm sorry.
25:58I didn't mean to say nothing.
26:02Oh, my God.
26:03Oh, my God.
26:05What is...
26:06I'm just happy.
26:07What is...
26:08What is happening to me?
26:11Oh, God.
26:12Oh, God.
26:13Oh, God.
26:14What is happening to you?
26:16I'm going to call Dr. Best, okay?
26:17Please call Dr. Best.
26:23Hi.
26:24I think something really bad is happening to Mark.
26:27Luzia, are you okay?
26:28No, I'm fine.
26:30It's Mark.
26:32That looks like a severe allergic reaction.
26:35That's what I thought.
26:37Luzia, what?
26:38Mark, have you been around anything unusual lately?
26:41Nope.
26:41Aren't you in charge of mixing the blood?
26:44Yeah.
26:45What's in it?
26:45Red dye, corn syrup, and cocoa powder.
26:48That's my thicker to gloopiness.
26:49Which dye do you use?
26:51Number 40.
26:52It was on sale.
26:52Yes, because it's been recalled.
26:54People were getting allergic reactions to it.
26:56That's what people's symptoms are.
26:58So it's not Legionnaires?
27:00Elaine!
27:01Call an ambulance.
27:02Tell him to pick Mark up at the school.
27:03He's having an allergic reaction to red dye number 40.
27:05Got it.
27:06Okay, Mark.
27:06I need you to go outside and wait for the ambulance and make sure someone waits with you.
27:10No, okay, Doc.
27:10But actually, I'm a little more worried about Luzia.
27:12She's acting super weird.
27:13He looks like an exoskept.
27:15Okay, tell me what you mean, but like a grown-up.
27:18Like super gray.
27:20No, no, no.
27:21I'm fine.
27:21Everything's fine.
27:23Okay, I am a little nauseous.
27:26Mark, go.
27:27Okay.
27:28Luisa, have you been anywhere near the red dye 40?
27:30Nope, so everything's fine.
27:32Luisa, look, I know I'm not your doctor, but have you missed any periods?
27:38Thank you for your help.
27:38I'll see it.
27:39Nope, I won't because you're not my doctor anymore, but thanks for your help.
27:42Luisa!
28:12I'll see you next time.
28:29Oh, my God, what happened to you?
28:32Nothing.
28:33I don't know what you're talking about.
28:34I'm fine.
28:35You're walking around like a...
28:37Perfectly healthy woman with a lot of lobsters to sell.
28:41Got it.
28:41So, like last time this happened, we still had to take you square dance.
28:45Yeah, it wasn't fun for any of us.
28:49Okay, I gotta go.
28:51I'll test you the price.
28:53Maybe tonight.
28:54Ooh.
28:57Luisa.
28:59You really are a scaredy cat.
29:00No.
29:01I just wasn't expecting you.
29:04What are you doing?
29:05What do you think I'm doing?
29:06You're not going to the blood factory, are you?
29:08No, that's where I school is.
29:09I'm going to the one for kids at Legion Hall.
29:11Good for you.
29:12I'm being brave, like you said.
29:14You actually listen to what I said?
29:16Yeah.
29:17Sometimes you just have to force yourself to do things you don't want to do.
29:21It's not as hard as I thought.
29:24Get out of my house.
29:34Luisa's pregnant?
29:35Shouldn't have seen that.
29:36Well, does she know?
29:38I guess it would be Mark's.
29:40It's only been, what, a month and a half, so...
29:44That's a curveball.
29:45It's just symptoms, okay?
29:47We really shouldn't be talking about this.
29:49Well, what's the fun in that?
29:51And what is wrong with you?
29:53I threw my back out.
29:54I need a cortisone shot.
29:57So how do you feel about it?
29:59I feel great.
30:00I'm going to enjoy being a pain in your ass for once.
30:02I mean about Luisa being pregnant.
30:05What do you mean, how do I feel about that?
30:06I don't feel anything about that.
30:07Why would I feel something about that?
30:08Because you've been mooning over her ever since the first day you got here.
30:12Oh, what?
30:12Excuse?
30:13Mooning?
30:14Did you say moon?
30:15No, I have not.
30:16I have not.
30:17Okay.
30:18But in case you're interested, I think you might actually have a shot.
30:22What?
30:26Really?
30:27I've never seen her smile at anybody else like that.
30:30Of course, if she's pregnant, then that just kind of puts everything in the blender, doesn't it?
30:34But it might explain her cravings.
30:37What cravings?
30:38Orange juice.
30:39Orange juice?
30:40Yeah.
30:40She says she can't drink enough of it.
30:42Vitamin C cravings?
30:44Gray skin, fatigue, nausea, the emotions?
30:47No.
30:47She may not be pregnant.
30:48She could have hemochromatosis.
30:51I wish you could see the relief in your face right now.
30:54And now you don't have to pull her out of the blood factory.
30:57What do you mean?
30:58Well, she has to eat lobster all night.
31:00Pregnant ladies can't do that, can they?
31:02Or is that oysters?
31:02I can't remember.
31:04Anyway, so she's okay.
31:05No, no, no.
31:06Wait, wait.
31:06Wait.
31:07Lobsters?
31:07Oysters?
31:08If that's not handled right, she could get an infection that could kill her.
31:11I have to tell her right now.
31:14That's just the kids getting in the spirit of the blood factory.
31:19You can still catch...
31:24...for life, death, Louisa.
31:41Here's your cut.
31:43Count it.
31:46Well, it's like I said before, I don't need this.
31:49Just dinner.
31:51Save your breath.
31:52That wasn't a no.
31:55See you around.
31:58Eddie McCroy.
32:01Yes.
32:03Hi, I'm Greg Garrison, former analyst at Credit Suisse, Prudential, and JPMorgan Chase.
32:09That's not on.
32:10Where's Jeremy Gather Cole?
32:12Here or the salty wind?
32:13Breeze.
32:14The salty breeze.
32:16The salty breeze.
32:17Located at 10 Main Street, voted best lobster roll in Northeast Main.
32:22We also dabble in real estate.
32:23If anyone's looking for a little weekend getaway...
32:26Still not on.
32:27Where's Gather Cole?
32:28Yes.
32:29Where's Gather Cole, Greg?
32:30His plane was a bit late.
32:31He better get here soon.
32:32We don't even have one.
32:33He is coming, though, right?
32:34We drove all night from Cleveland.
32:36I'm sure he'll be here any minute.
32:40Hi.
32:40Hi.
32:41Can you do me a favor?
32:42I'm please going to get Louisa.
32:43You crazy?
32:44I've been waiting years to play the mad scientist.
32:46Welcome to the Blood Factory.
32:49Enter, if you dare, where you will experience blood death, matrimony, and horror.
33:00Gilbert, please.
33:01She could be very ill.
33:03What?
33:03She could die.
33:04She will die!
33:06She's the doomed bride!
33:09Okay.
33:10It's like living in a town of five-year-olds.
33:13Really.
33:14Hey!
33:15No cutsees!
33:17Okay, I'm here.
33:20Reporting for Blood Factory duty.
33:21Wish Mark had given me a little more notice, but, uh...
33:24Just stand there.
33:25When they enter, you'll say the thing about me being your bride forever.
33:27We'll eat some banquet of brains, then you'll pretend to bite my neck, and we'll reset for
33:31the next group.
33:31Oh, is this fresh lobster for free?
33:35Oh!
33:36Mmm, wow.
33:38Back on the Blood Factory.
33:39Nope.
33:40We need that for the show.
33:42Oh!
33:46Louisa!
33:46Where's Louisa?
33:47Miss Gavin, where is she?
33:55Come on, that's not even realistic.
33:59That is somewhat realistic.
34:02Louisa!
34:03Okay.
34:04Is that okay?
34:06Yeah.
34:07Didn't know that you were so strong.
34:10Yeah, I carry a lot of toilets.
34:13Oh.
34:14Um, Al?
34:16Yeah?
34:17Listen, nothing has changed.
34:19You know, I still need to get out of Fort Wayne.
34:21Yeah.
34:22I know.
34:23You know, I just mean, like, nobody can tie me down.
34:26Or, uh...
34:27Okay.
34:28I mean, I have big dreams.
34:31You know, I have lots of plans.
34:32Yeah.
34:33Um, you told me.
34:36And I get it.
34:36Yeah.
34:37It's like, just so that you know...
34:39I know.
34:39...that has not changed.
34:40Okay.
34:41And it never will.
34:42Yeah, I think I get it.
34:44I think I'm a little confused.
34:45I'm worried.
34:58For only the banquet of brains can bind me to the Lord Grimshaw forever.
35:07Eat of the banquet of brains, you Lely, and be thou mine forever.
35:15Oh, Louisa.
35:16This is the best performance yet.
35:18But I miss Sheriff Mark.
35:19Doug sucks.
35:20I can hear you.
35:21Sorry.
35:22Mark was just more into it.
35:24I'm into it.
35:24You know what, Doug?
35:25It's okay.
35:26Let's just reset.
35:31Not impressed, Isabel.
35:33It looks like you're having an allergic reaction to the fake blood.
35:36Oh, my gosh, I am.
35:37They're draining my blood!
35:38Not this again.
35:39Just get out of my way.
35:41Louisa!
35:45Elaine?
35:47Doc, what are you doing in here?
35:49Louisa, she's sick.
35:50Where is she?
35:51She's in the vampire bedroom.
35:53But to get there, you have to go through the blood lab.
35:55Uh, yeah.
35:56Wait.
35:58Doc?
36:00Oh, just corn syrup.
36:02I die.
36:03Don't go out of powder for glupius.
36:06Louisa!
36:09Eat of the banquet of brains, you Lely, and be thou mine forever.
36:14Oh, God, there's something really wrong with me.
36:16I have to go.
36:16You cannot go.
36:17You are mine forever.
36:20Someone help me.
36:22Anyone?
36:22Help me.
36:23Help the sacrificial schoolgirl.
36:26I need to find Louisa.
36:27It's important.
36:29You must eat more banquet of brains, you Lely.
36:32Hey!
36:32Stop it!
36:33Stop it!
36:33Get away from her!
36:34Wait, Martin, Martin, what are you doing here?
36:36I had to come save you from the shellfish.
36:37How much have you eaten?
36:39What?
36:39How much have you eaten?
36:40Uh, two bowls.
36:41Two bowls?
36:42No, I have to get you out of here.
36:43Come on.
36:45Louisa!
36:46Louisa!
36:46Cast these slimy hands off my immortal...
36:51Dude.
36:53Oh.
36:57You okay?
36:59You okay?
36:59You okay?
37:05I don't know.
37:07Just didn't feel believable.
37:09Doc.
37:10Doc.
37:11You were so awesome.
37:12Like Indiana Jones when he jumps in the snake pit even though he's afraid of snakes.
37:15Martin.
37:16How are you?
37:17Answer me.
37:18Answer me.
37:19Wait.
37:21Louisa.
37:22Louisa.
37:22Oh, no.
37:23She's right over here.
37:24She's right here.
37:25No, Martin.
37:26Doc.
37:26Martin.
37:27Louisa.
37:27What happened?
37:30Why did you come?
37:31I wanted to tell you.
37:33What?
37:36I think you have hemochromatosis.
37:39What?
37:40It's a blood disorder.
37:41And that's what caused the fainting, fatigue, rash, coughing, gray skin, even the craving for vitamin C.
37:47I was worried that the shellfish might kill you.
37:50And you came all the way down here to tell me that?
37:55Louisa.
37:56Yeah?
37:57I want to be your doctor.
38:04Okay.
38:05All right.
38:06Yes, Martin.
38:07Yes.
38:08You can be my doctor.
38:10Louisa Gavin.
38:11She has seen ukrymatosis.
38:12She needs doxy and set.
38:13There you go.
38:14I'll call her head to the ER.
38:15I'm her PCP.
38:16I take care of her.
38:17Here.
38:17I'm her doc.
38:18That's my doctor.
38:21I'm her doctor.
38:21Bye, doctor.
38:23Take care of her.
38:29What?
38:31Yep.
38:32You two are in love.
38:36Will you take care of these three nitwits?
38:39They need cortisone cream.
38:40All of them.
38:41Let's go.
38:42Hey, you.
38:43Is Gather Cole coming or not?
38:45His plane was late.
38:47Not sure of his timing.
38:48And I did say that...
38:50What did you say, Greg?
38:52Hold it.
38:53Fine.
38:55I'm sorry.
38:56It's time I told you the truth.
38:59Oh, my gosh.
39:00Jeremy.
39:01You're here.
39:03Oh, holy crap.
39:05It's Jeremy Gather Cole.
39:10Mr. Gather Cole.
39:11Mr. Gather Cole.
39:12He touched me.
39:13He touched me.
39:14Hi, Mike.
39:16Hello, Sally.
39:20I've been waiting for your call for 40 years.
39:24Sign my book.
39:25Wait.
39:26Sign mine.
39:26It's my dad's.
39:27Mr. Gather Cole.
39:29Don't look at me like that, Jibra.
39:31I feel like a piece of meat.
39:33Mr. Gather Cole.
39:34If you could just...
39:34I got a call.
39:39Did you hurt your neck, sweetheart?
39:41It's a long story.
39:43I see.
39:47I have too much iron in my blood.
39:49What does that mean, exactly?
39:50It's a mutation in the HFE gene, but it can lead to an excessive accumulation in your organs,
39:56which is dangerous.
39:58You're going to need to come here for bloodlettings every week to lower your iron levels.
40:01Bloodlettings?
40:02That sounds medieval.
40:03Well, at least I don't use leeches.
40:07Just takes 30 minutes, that's all.
40:09So, I sit here once a week, and you take my blood?
40:12Exactly.
40:14How's 4.30 on Monday?
40:16Fine.
40:16Right.
40:17Sounds like a date.
40:20Oh, to get to school.
40:21I have something to do as well.
40:30Next patient.
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