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Reparto: Andrés Pajares, Fiorella Faltoyano, María Kosty, Rafaela Aparicio, Ángel de Andrés, Roberto Camardiel, Quique Camoiras, José Carabias, Alberto Fernández, Antonio Gamero, Antonio Garisa, Manolo Gómez Bur, Alfredo Mayo
Dirección: Mariano Ozores
Sinopsis: Comedia sobre el célebre descubridor de América que mezcla referencias a la situación política española de la época en que se rodó la película con referencias históricas al Renacimiento.
Dirección: Mariano Ozores
Sinopsis: Comedia sobre el célebre descubridor de América que mezcla referencias a la situación política española de la época en que se rodó la película con referencias históricas al Renacimiento.
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00:00:28Thank you!
00:00:58Thank you!
00:01:28Thank you!
00:01:45Thank you!
00:02:02Thank you!
00:02:18Some little trumpets.
00:02:22I, Isabel, Queen of the unity of Spain, yield the floor...
00:02:28...here to my husband, King Ferdinand.
00:02:31Yes, you, with your silver tongue, aren't you?
00:02:33Fernando, you are the king.
00:02:34Okay, and you, the queen?
00:02:36Well, it's all the same.
00:02:37Isabel as Ferra, rides, cat.
00:02:39Fine, so be it.
00:02:41All Spaniards!
00:02:42Very well, let's go, let's go, let's go, cheer up, cheer up, cheer up.
00:02:45After the war with the Muslims, expel the Jews...
00:02:49...and despite the persistent drought...
00:02:53...we have discovered a new continent.
00:02:55Hooray, very good!
00:02:57Yes, thank goodness, because we've had a year that's been something else.
00:02:59Shut up and let me speak.
00:03:01Ma'am, to put it mildly...
00:03:02This man has brought us the good news.
00:03:04A hero!
00:03:07The queen! The queen!
00:03:12Long live this man! Long live!
00:03:15Oh, Fernando, shut up!
00:03:17Do you see it?
00:03:18He has died.
00:03:20Yes, it seems so.
00:03:20You're unlucky, aren't you?
00:03:23And we owe all of that to that illustrious sailor...
00:03:26...whose name...
00:03:28...whose...
00:03:28...as it is, Cisneros.
00:03:30Columbus, Your Majesty.
00:03:31Oh, its color, that's it!
00:03:34Edelmiro, Columbus!
00:03:35Christopher, Your Majesty.
00:03:37Christopher who?
00:03:38Columbus, Your Majesty.
00:03:40Christopher Columbus!
00:03:41Ha ha ha!
00:03:41Ha ha ha!
00:03:42Fernando, you're making me nervous.
00:03:44Will you shut up?
00:03:45To be named Columbus, if he even has a surname that...
00:03:47Ha ha ha!
00:03:48Go away, go away.
00:03:49I will continue with the resume.
00:03:51Oh!
00:03:51I'm going to make dinner, sorry.
00:03:53What are you thinking, dead man?
00:03:54What were we talking about, Cisneros?
00:03:56Your Majesty, your vassals await your resume.
00:03:59Ah!
00:03:59Excuse me.
00:04:00Yes, yes.
00:04:02What can be said about Hasdrubal, Columbus?
00:04:04No, no, that's not it.
00:04:05No no.
00:04:06Christopher, Your Majesty.
00:04:07Ha ha ha!
00:04:08Who told me that?
00:04:09Ha ha ha!
00:04:11Well, everyone makes mistakes.
00:04:13Ha ha ha!
00:04:13How ingenious!
00:04:14Clap, clap!
00:04:15That phrase will also be on the shield next to the arrows, Your Majesty.
00:04:20What can be said about Christopher Columbus?
00:04:23A self-made man.
00:04:25The thing is, since it was done when it was small, it couldn't have been done any better.
00:04:29Hahaha!
00:04:31It doesn't matter.
00:04:32Hahaha!
00:04:33Great!
00:04:34And so cute.
00:04:35No.
00:04:36And where did this unique story take place?
00:04:38You might be wondering.
00:04:39Well, in Italy.
00:04:41It was a city known in ancient times as Genoa.
00:04:44And better known throughout the world as Genoa.
00:04:47Therefore, Genoese!
00:04:51From this balcony of your town hall, shout with me!
00:04:54Long live the queen!
00:04:55No!
00:04:57No!
00:04:57No, that's the speech!
00:04:58No!
00:04:58The queen has said it, and we have to swallow it!
00:05:00But not!
00:05:00That's not the speech!
00:05:01It's here!
00:05:02How funny!
00:05:03How cute!
00:05:04Colon!
00:05:05Very good!
00:05:06That tenacious navigator who on October 12th, which by the way, we will declare a holiday, will be paid
00:05:11and not recoverable anywhere in the kingdom, even in Catalonia!
00:05:15But since they're very particular about their ways there, we'll compensate them by declaring a holiday throughout Spain as well.
00:05:20Easter Monday.
00:05:23And now let's return to the origins of Columbus.
00:05:26America had officially been discovered.
00:05:29They know very well what happened a few centuries later.
00:05:32And how could such a barbaric act have occurred?
00:05:37Look at this story, which is history itself.
00:05:40Let's go back to the beginning, 40 years ago.
00:05:42Columbus was already becoming famous for the egg incident.
00:05:47No doubt!
00:05:48He's a domesticated child!
00:05:50Are you sure?
00:05:51Well, to be honest, I don't know if they've noticed.
00:05:53You're not going to throw it away, are you?
00:05:55Look at the size of your son's balls!
00:05:57He tastes just like his father!
00:05:58I'll teach you the cooper's trade!
00:06:00Because Bartholomew has taken a liking to the textile industry!
00:06:03I'll call him Christopher!
00:06:06In memory of my neighbor!
00:06:08The one who ran away with my wife!
00:06:11We must be grateful!
00:06:13Let's see what fate has in store for your son!
00:06:15Come on!
00:06:16Cooper!
00:06:17I want him to be a cooper!
00:06:19Cooper!
00:06:19Nothing!
00:06:20Nothing!
00:06:21You're wrong!
00:06:22He'll be a sailor!
00:06:24Oh!
00:06:24I like it!
00:06:27Navigator!
00:06:28Oops!
00:06:29A sailor in the family!
00:06:32He'll be a fantastic sailor!
00:06:35If they hadn't picked up that child, nothing would have happened!
00:06:38But it grew and his finger got like this!
00:06:45Christopher!
00:06:47Christopher!
00:06:49Christopher!
00:06:50Christopher!
00:06:50Scoltimacus!
00:06:51Dad is leaving and wants to say goodbye to you!
00:06:53Give him my regards!
00:06:55But!
00:06:55But!
00:06:55But what are you doing with your finger stiff?
00:06:57Hey?
00:06:57It's because a fish bit me right where my hangnail was!
00:07:00Seawater iodine acts as a disinfectant!
00:07:03It's more like mercurochrome than iodine!
00:07:05Dad!
00:07:07Dad's going to the other side!
00:07:09I didn't know he liked sailing!
00:07:12Blow on my index finger, Bartholomew!
00:07:14Christopher is dying!
00:07:16Dad is dying!
00:07:17He's dying!
00:07:18He's dying!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:20The stepfather!
00:07:21Get rid of the poison!
00:07:22But what's with this obsession with a stiff finger!
00:07:25What if I can't download it?
00:07:27We look alike!
00:07:28A statue to put in the port!
00:07:30You?
00:07:30A statue with its finger like that?
00:07:32How tacky!
00:07:33Come on!
00:07:34I see death!
00:07:35A treacherous and vile death!
00:07:37The three whisker hairs of a cat in heat have crossed!
00:07:41Death will soon enter this house!
00:07:43I'm never wrong!
00:07:45Never!
00:07:45That's what I'm a witch for!
00:07:47That aunt is so unlucky!
00:07:49Here it is!
00:07:50It's coming little by little!
00:07:52Death is coming!
00:07:54It's here!
00:07:58I finally got it right!
00:07:59Death has arrived!
00:08:01Ha ha ha!
00:08:01Mine!
00:08:02Ah!
00:08:03What a beating that old woman gave me!
00:08:05Dad!
00:08:07Ah!
00:08:07Come on, I arrived on time!
00:08:08What did the doctor say?
00:08:10That recipe said so!
00:08:11Oh, yes!
00:08:12Okay?
00:08:13Don't know!
00:08:15Ah!
00:08:16Let's see if I know...
00:08:18Latest medical update!
00:08:20Having removed the 26 leeches from the patient due to clear signs of hunger,
00:08:25It presents clear signs of pulmonary emphysema caused by acute thrombosis and clear peritonitis.
00:08:33Oh!
00:08:33A superb cardiac arrest is expected, signed by the usual medical team.
00:08:40You say I can eat you all?
00:08:43No, Father. He says you're already dead, come on.
00:08:48Then there's no time. Art it, let me ravage with Christopher.
00:08:52We're already running errands. Come on, Dad, you're a future man, amen.
00:08:56Go on, leave and throw the dead witch in the trash while you're at it.
00:09:05What am I good for, Father?
00:09:07An egg. Give me an egg.
00:09:11Left or right, Dad?
00:09:13More like chicken. There in the cupboard.
00:09:29Stand him up.
00:09:30The egg.
00:09:31Right away, Father.
00:09:35It has failed.
00:09:40Well, I can't, Father.
00:09:41Of course he can!
00:09:43This is Columbus's egg.
00:09:46Look closely.
00:09:50Ah, cracking it.
00:09:52Clear!
00:09:53This means that with perseverance, everything in life can be achieved.
00:09:59This is my will.
00:10:02I leave your brother as his heir.
00:10:04In all my lands, in the house, the textile industry, the money.
00:10:10Well, you've screwed up even more, Father.
00:10:11You come out ahead!
00:10:14Why are you...
00:10:17Aaah!
00:10:18I went!
00:10:25Here you go, father, so that I can leave you an egg as an inheritance.
00:10:29Although it may not seem like it, this is Spain.
00:10:32The Arabs had been having a blast for eight centuries.
00:10:35They had invented Toledo, Benidorm and Torremolinos.
00:10:38And besides, they lived like Allah, drinking and with women of easy virtue.
00:10:44Tell me, Azo Faifa, why don't you move like the others?
00:10:47Because I don't want to be a slave like them.
00:10:50Women have the same rights as men.
00:10:52It must be free.
00:10:54Vote.
00:10:56Equal opportunities.
00:10:58Oh, love free woman!
00:11:00You hear me, girl.
00:11:01The feminist is right.
00:11:03Aaah!
00:11:04Go away!
00:11:05May your father provide for you!
00:11:07I don't need you anymore!
00:11:08Further!
00:11:09Wow!
00:11:10Come on!
00:11:13But, but you're crazy!
00:11:14But against a superior!
00:11:15What are you doing, you useless slaves!
00:11:17You didn't want freedom!
00:11:18Well, Allah!
00:11:19Take!
00:11:20You sell yourselves for a handful of dates!
00:11:23On the other hand, Spain was Jewish.
00:11:27They lent you money and you worked yourself to the bone to pay the interest.
00:11:33The same thing is happening today.
00:11:36Sign this paper!
00:11:38Good.
00:11:40I'll keep the deeds to your land and return them to you when you repay the loan.
00:11:44plus a modest interest of 40%.
00:11:48And what if I can't pay?
00:11:50Well, I'll keep the land.
00:11:52Don't forget that this house is set up to serve the customer.
00:11:57And have a schedule.
00:11:59And a tacky-looking keychain.
00:12:01Goodbye, come back whenever you want.
00:12:03Just as now, the country was divided into regions, entities, kingdoms, and counties.
00:12:09A luxury that the people paid for.
00:12:12NO TO CENTRALISM AND AUTONOMY!
00:12:27NO TO CENTRALISM AND AUTONOMY!
00:12:31NO TO CENTRALISM AND AUTONOMY!
00:12:33They're already there, Lieutenant.
00:12:34We shot at them with rubber arrows.
00:12:36Nothing of the sort!
00:12:37Draw your swords!
00:12:39Go for it!
00:12:40Go on!
00:12:42Although Ola magazine hadn't been invented yet, problems were solved by getting them married.
00:12:48of blue blood, the monarchs, among them.
00:12:54Why are you a banana?
00:12:56You always give me the trumpet, you flaccid fool!
00:13:03My children!
00:13:04With the annulment ceremony of our Queen Isabella I of Castile,
00:13:09With Ferdinand II of Aragon, national unity was achieved.
00:13:16Autonomy is over and the center is created.
00:13:21I can promise and I do promise!
00:13:23She shouldn't say that!
00:13:30Wow, what a nasty fall that cardinal has made!
00:13:32And poor thing!
00:13:33I don't know if this union has been positive.
00:13:36We're in dire financial straits.
00:13:37Of course, the autonomous regions cost us an arm and a leg.
00:13:40We can raise taxes, Elizabeth I.
00:13:42Especially if there's no one to pay for social security.
00:13:44Income tax has ended the middle class and summer vacations are coming.
00:13:49The Jews.
00:13:51Those are the ones to blame for everything.
00:13:53Hey Fernando, get down from there!
00:13:55Why do you have this obsession with sitting on my throne!
00:13:58If I was counting peaks...
00:14:00By the way, yours has three more peaks than mine.
00:14:03The people would welcome it if you were equal.
00:14:06Me too.
00:14:07He doesn't have a mustache, I do.
00:14:09We have thought of a phrase for both of you that would give a more democratic meaning to your reign.
00:14:14It's all the same, it's all the same.
00:14:16Isabel, like Fernando.
00:14:18Hey, hey, that sounds really good.
00:14:20And you friars know a lot about marketing.
00:14:22I don't know.
00:14:23Is it registered?
00:14:24We need to talk to a truss in Santander.
00:14:26Some Sephardic Jews have it patented.
00:14:29I've summoned them.
00:14:31Alright.
00:14:31The hearing begins.
00:14:33Friar Juan Pérez, let them in.
00:14:37Fernando, my cape.
00:14:38And you have to stand a little further back than me.
00:14:40How much wider Castile.
00:14:42We start with differences.
00:14:43And that hurts.
00:14:44It hurts a lot.
00:14:45But in Aragora there is plenty of fruit, of course.
00:14:47You keep that to yourself.
00:14:49Okay, that's it.
00:14:49That interests you.
00:14:53Sorry, sorry.
00:14:57Lady.
00:14:58Mister.
00:14:59We want an advertising slogan for the crest.
00:15:01Have.
00:15:02Put a vanguard in your life, Your Majesty.
00:15:06That's how the maril will win.
00:15:08No, no, the other one.
00:15:09It's all the same.
00:15:11You know.
00:15:12That.
00:15:13Pay royalty, Your Majesty.
00:15:15It doesn't matter.
00:15:16Talk to the person in charge of public funds.
00:15:18They'll give you a small deposit and you can pay the rest in easy installments because we're...
00:15:21What can you do?
00:15:23Door, door.
00:15:25Mister.
00:15:26Sorry.
00:15:26Sorry.
00:15:27Well, that's enough of that slogan nonsense.
00:15:30And you, Fernando, don't get your hopes up about the "it's all the same" thing.
00:15:33It's just advertising.
00:15:35I'm not going to give you the hearing.
00:15:36Who's next in the audience?
00:15:38Lieutenant Gonzalo Fernández de Córdoba joins your command.
00:15:42A military man with an impeccable service record.
00:15:44Let him in.
00:15:46We will give Brunete command of the armored division.
00:15:50And an apartment in the military housing complex.
00:15:52Go ahead, he's got a penthouse.
00:15:56Hello.
00:15:57Your Majesty, know that I give my life for my kings.
00:16:00Don't trust them.
00:16:01He looks like a coup plotter.
00:16:02He's only missing a mustache.
00:16:04Ah.
00:16:05Come closer.
00:16:08Do you swear to defend the constitution and the rights of the unity of the homeland?
00:16:11I swear.
00:16:12I only take orders from the king.
00:16:13Very good, kid.
00:16:14Long live the queen!
00:16:15This one doesn't make me dizzy.
00:16:18You are too young to have the Laureate Cross of Saint Ferdinand, Lieutenant.
00:16:21Yes, Your Majesty.
00:16:22And soon I will be the great captain.
00:16:24Give me a handful of men and a coach and you'll see.
00:16:27When were you born?
00:16:28February 23, 1453.
00:16:30On the caudillo's train.
00:16:32Oops!
00:16:32We'll keep this with the crowns.
00:16:34And you pawn what I had.
00:16:35And two, lieutenant.
00:16:42Friar Francisco de Cisneros is a progressive priest who is waiting to be received.
00:16:46Are we with the priests now?
00:16:48As soon as you give them an inch, they'll take a mile.
00:16:50Is he coming alone?
00:16:51No, the inquisitor of Aragon, Friar Tomás de Torquemada, is also awaiting an audience.
00:16:56A young man with a great future.
00:16:58Very good person.
00:17:00Have I heard of him?
00:17:01He's a saint, but I think he has a bad temper.
00:17:03Go ahead, let them both in.
00:17:06Ugh, this whole audience thing really gets on my nerves.
00:17:08Always having the crown on gives me a headache; I just can't figure it out.
00:17:12Oh, you're good for nothing.
00:17:14Twenty years, one of us married, and we still don't have any children.
00:17:18If you don't want to, because I'm certainly trying, even though you're less sexy than a...
00:17:23giraffe.
00:17:24But of course, since all you think about is money, money, money, by the time we get to bed we're already
00:17:28You're making me cold.
00:17:29I would like to have a daughter and name her Juana la Loca.
00:17:32What if it's a boy?
00:17:33Juana the Mad too.
00:17:35We'll call whatever we have "Juana la loca" (Joanna the Mad).
00:17:38Is something wrong?
00:17:39Damn, what a silly scare.
00:17:40Well, if we ever get it, because at the rate we're going...
00:17:50Look, all that's missing is Tarancón to make it look like the Vatican Football Club's forward line.
00:17:55How are you, good friars?
00:17:56What? How's the clergy doing?
00:17:58We have problems among the young priests.
00:18:01They think differently.
00:18:02They want to get married, Your Majesty.
00:18:05Among them?
00:18:06No, no, no, for God's sake, no.
00:18:09They don't want to wear cassocks.
00:18:11They hate skirts.
00:18:13But that's a disgrace.
00:18:15I will not allow it.
00:18:16Here, in this country, we have to be more Catholic than the Pope.
00:18:20Something tells me that soon my husband and I will be known in history as the Catholic Monarchs.
00:18:26And that's for a reason.
00:18:27The people want freedom of religion.
00:18:30And what does Friar Tomás de Torquemada think of these absurd demands?
00:18:33Let each person profess the religion they wish.
00:18:39Men.
00:18:40And anyone who is not Catholic, to the stake.
00:18:42I have my own ideas, Your Majesty.
00:18:46I, as Grand Inquisitor of Aragon, only aspire to be so of Castile as well.
00:18:52That is, to be by my kings' side.
00:18:57Uh-huh.
00:18:58Imagine.
00:18:58I.
00:19:00And the Holy Office.
00:19:02We could put an end to that Canrico thing and that plague called the Jew.
00:19:07And don't leave her to the right.
00:19:09Oh, mother.
00:19:10Oh, fray, fray, spay, stifar, toran!
00:19:13He's going to destroy the poker!
00:19:15Oh, Grie!
00:19:17Oh, Grie!
00:19:18Oh, Grie!
00:19:20But brother, please, you're going to get sick.
00:19:23Tank up!
00:19:23But what's going to happen...
00:19:24But brother, please.
00:19:26Roy, stifar, roy, stifar, roy, stifar!
00:19:29And what about me? I like that friar.
00:19:31Yes, well, it's really put me in a bind.
00:19:33And that a man like that goes too far, Your Majesty, goes too far?
00:19:36Me, with a guy like that by my side,
00:19:40I will one day be canonized.
00:19:42Saint Elizabeth, the Catholic Queen.
00:19:47It's a miracle.
00:19:49Kid, I understand, I'm involved in all of this.
00:19:51You are the head of the family of Queen Isabella the Catholic.
00:19:54From Catholic Spain.
00:19:57Hammer of heretics.
00:19:58Light of Christendom.
00:20:00Beacon of the believers.
00:20:02I am not a saint.
00:20:10The...
00:20:22Wow, what a show has been put on here, my cousin!
00:20:25You're not kidding, girl.
00:20:36What you see here is not the festival of any town,
00:20:39but rather the way the tax authorities collected their taxes
00:20:41because we are all part of the tax system.
00:20:44Being Jewish is awesome.
00:20:48Yes, more fire.
00:20:51I've set you up.
00:20:52I've set you up.
00:20:55Tomorrow, the loan stores.
00:20:57Before they take the money to Switzerland.
00:21:00We will soon nationalize the banks.
00:21:02and we will do blood tests.
00:21:05Yes, I'm infiltrating.
00:21:06Or I can do little
00:21:07or I can permanently expel from Spain
00:21:11to that plague of Jews.
00:21:14The kings will help me.
00:21:16Yes, I'm infiltrating.
00:21:17Listen to me.
00:21:18That filler treatment.
00:21:21When we're alone, I don't care.
00:21:23I don't mind.
00:21:24I don't mind.
00:21:25But in public.
00:21:26Speak softly.
00:21:27With moderation.
00:21:29Just call me
00:21:30Brother Thomas!
00:21:31Yes, I'm infiltrating, Tomás!
00:21:33I'm going to give it to you, I'm going to give it to you.
00:21:36Give it to me.
00:21:37I went for beans.
00:21:38I hope they suit you well.
00:21:40Yes, I'm infiltrating, Tomás!
00:21:42Reistach!
00:21:43Reistach!
00:21:44Reistach!
00:21:45Reistach!
00:21:45I'm not going to give beans
00:21:47not even for something trivial.
00:21:49Returning to Genoa,
00:21:50Fate had begun to play its tricks.
00:21:53The young Columbus wanted to be a navigator
00:21:55And for that reason, he set out to consult
00:21:58with the great cartographer Fettuccini.
00:22:02The nineties, the grandfather.
00:22:06Forty-five.
00:22:10Seventy-eight.
00:22:12Seven, eight!
00:22:13Hang on a minute.
00:22:15Wait.
00:22:16Forty-two.
00:22:18Bingo!
00:22:19Bingo was a hit!
00:22:21One moment!
00:22:22The sailor with the pine tree!
00:22:24Seven maravedis for the line
00:22:25and twenty maravedis for bingo!
00:22:27That's what's left over for the tax authorities!
00:22:30Teacher,
00:22:31I am Christopher Columbus,
00:22:33the son of the deceased Domenico.
00:22:34Oh, yes!
00:22:35Man!
00:22:36You are the future navigator!
00:22:37Yeah.
00:22:38Are you Basque?
00:22:39No, why?
00:22:40I'm referring to the beret.
00:22:41No,
00:22:42It's a funny Neapolitan cap.
00:22:44My father told me
00:22:46that you had studies
00:22:47and some navigation charts.
00:22:49Oh, yes!
00:22:49Navigation charts.
00:22:50But this is bingo.
00:22:51The cards are another business
00:22:53that has measurements with Furnier.
00:22:54Hang on a minute.
00:22:55Hey...
00:22:56You are still disciples!
00:22:57You keep going, kid.
00:22:58We'll give you five hundred next time!
00:23:00Well, you see,
00:23:01What's wrong with that finger?
00:23:03A fish bit me.
00:23:04But thanks to him
00:23:06I have seen beyond the horizon.
00:23:09That fish is a goldmine, kid.
00:23:12And speaking of something else,
00:23:15The earth moves.
00:23:16Oh, well, yes!
00:23:18But that was already invented by Galileo Galilei.
00:23:20Yes, but...
00:23:21I believe the earth is moving
00:23:23because the earth is round.
00:23:25Oh, don't pay any attention to that stuff!
00:23:27Gossip!
00:23:28But there has to be something.
00:23:29behind the horizon.
00:23:30Behind the horizon... of the...?
00:23:32Yeah.
00:23:33Look, son,
00:23:34Italy is a very bad country.
00:23:36Here, if you're not a singer or gay,
00:23:38You have nothing to do.
00:23:39Being a sailor has no future.
00:23:42Look, emigrate to Spain or Portugal.
00:23:45Those are good countries!
00:23:46But in Spain...
00:23:49There!
00:23:50Now there's work to be done!
00:23:51And not envy like here.
00:23:54It's very clear here.
00:23:56This.
00:23:57Ah!
00:23:57Of course, you've hurt your finger.
00:23:59Clear.
00:24:00This could be the shortest way
00:24:02to reach the Indies.
00:24:03This could be the shortest way
00:24:05to reach the Indies
00:24:06if this wasn't a fly dropping.
00:24:07Do you see it?
00:24:09Hey?
00:24:09Look, Christopher,
00:24:10It's best to hide your birth.
00:24:13Listen to me.
00:24:14To Spain or to Portugal?
00:24:17At last,
00:24:18Columbus was beginning to become a navigator.
00:24:21In a raffle
00:24:22He had been awarded a boat
00:24:24and he had no other options but
00:24:26or become a sailor
00:24:27or sing
00:24:28The Levante coast!
00:24:30He did both things
00:24:32and rowing, rowing
00:24:33It reached as far as Portugal
00:24:35because nobody had told him
00:24:36that Spain came first.
00:24:39A rich Portugal,
00:24:41prosperous and with a future.
00:24:43The ideal country
00:24:44to give it a chance.
00:24:52Can you give me alms?
00:24:53Or should I clean the windshield?
00:24:54No, may Saint Bandeira protect him.
00:25:04Please, I'm hungry.
00:25:06For the past three days
00:25:07I'm nibbling
00:25:08this piece of bread.
00:25:09Look, a poor man!
00:25:10Oh yes!
00:25:11Ugh, how disgusting!
00:25:13He must be Spanish, for sure.
00:25:15Do you want some charity, beggar?
00:25:17No, I just want a job.
00:25:19For a month now
00:25:19I'm unemployed.
00:25:20I was going to Spain
00:25:21But since I have
00:25:22a very strong stroke
00:25:23I went too far and I'm here
00:25:24in Portugal.
00:25:25And what was your profession?
00:25:27before becoming a beggar?
00:25:29Navigator.
00:25:30Did you say
00:25:31crook?
00:25:32Listen,
00:25:33And tell me,
00:25:34Don't you know?
00:25:35from a maid?
00:25:35A girl
00:25:36to be a route?
00:25:37No.
00:25:38Here we only have
00:25:38Portuguese
00:25:39that they don't know
00:25:40to take the messages.
00:25:41That's why I've gone
00:25:42here at the port
00:25:43as I am a sailor
00:25:44but I don't see
00:25:45no ship
00:25:46nor dockworkers
00:25:47on strike.
00:25:47Won't you have
00:25:48of a red mullet?
00:25:49That?
00:25:49But what is this man saying?
00:25:51Well, son,
00:25:51You look stupid.
00:25:52Oh, come on, come on!
00:25:58Give me a fish
00:25:59for quality.
00:26:02Excuse me, young man.
00:26:03Is it me?
00:26:05I heard
00:26:06that you were looking for a job.
00:26:07Well yes.
00:26:08I can
00:26:09provide you with one.
00:26:11You're very good-looking,
00:26:12You know?
00:26:13Oh, really?
00:26:14Well, that catches me off guard.
00:26:15you with this hair.
00:26:16I haven't gone
00:26:17to the hairdresser
00:26:18And you know.
00:26:19Are you willing
00:26:20to do whatever?
00:26:21I have set myself the task
00:26:22go very far
00:26:22And for that...
00:26:23To do this I will
00:26:24Whatever it takes.
00:26:25Well, you've got a job now.
00:26:28One, two, three, four.
00:26:36He came in a boat
00:26:38foreign name
00:26:40I found it at the port
00:26:43an evening
00:26:45when the white lighthouse
00:26:47about the hairdressers
00:26:49her silver kiss
00:26:51dropped.
00:26:54It was beautiful.
00:26:55and blonde
00:26:56like beer
00:26:58the tattooed chest
00:27:00with a heart
00:27:02in his bitter mouth.
00:27:05Was there a sad one?
00:27:07Have you had an eye?
00:27:08Oh, yes.
00:27:09It's just pretty.
00:27:10Very pretty.
00:27:11Pretty.
00:27:11It's beautiful.
00:27:12Beauty, huh?
00:27:13It's creaking.
00:27:14Come on.
00:27:16And I'm going to...
00:27:17And I'm going to...
00:27:18And I'm bleeding, gentlemen
00:27:44Life itself, to be or not to be, that is the question.
00:27:49But I haven't forgotten you, and until I find you, I will search for you tirelessly.
00:28:05Aye aye sailor! Aye aye sailor! Aye aye sailor!
00:28:15Yes, sailor! Yes, sailor!
00:28:18This is my best nautical chart.
00:28:22And are you going to give it to me?
00:28:23I shouldn't, but I like you.
00:28:27Thank you, Mr. Tosca.
00:28:29And I will take you into the presence of John II.
00:28:31The Pope!
00:28:31Oh, what a potato, how bland!
00:28:33John II, the King of Portugal!
00:28:35Although he is now very interested in promoting Portuguese fado throughout Europe and Asia.
00:28:40I'll learn a fado to make a good impression on her.
00:28:43But also, so you can see that even though I'm a bit odd, I'm a good person, if John II lets you down,
00:28:49I will give you a letter of introduction to the King and Queen of Spain.
00:28:52Oh, Toscan, you're so good that if it weren't for...
00:28:54What, what?
00:28:55No, no, nothing, you'll sign up right away.
00:28:58Mister!
00:28:59What's wrong with you? You're messing things up!
00:29:00Mrs. Felipa Muniz Pelestreros has just arrived and wishes to be received by you.
00:29:04Oh, yes!
00:29:05Let her in!
00:29:06Okay!
00:29:06This is the jack of cups.
00:29:08Well...
00:29:08No, no, no!
00:29:09Don't leave!
00:29:10I want you to meet Muniz Pelestreros' daughter.
00:29:16Oh, Felipa of my life!
00:29:18How wonderful!
00:29:19Who was passing by.
00:29:21I hope I haven't bothered you.
00:29:23Why are you bothering anyone?
00:29:24Oh, what are you carrying in that beautiful little vase!
00:29:26Ah!
00:29:27They are my feces, which I have analyzed.
00:29:29Well, I've had colitis since yesterday.
00:29:31Oh, unparalleled beauty!
00:29:33How much serene beauty there is in your countenance!
00:29:37Aren't you going to introduce me, Toscanelli?
00:29:40At first I thought it was diarrhea.
00:29:42And wasn't it diarrhea, Felipa?
00:29:44No way!
00:29:45It was simply that I had a loose bowel.
00:29:47And brutal incontinence.
00:29:50Oh!
00:29:51You are wonderful.
00:29:53Your hair is golden.
00:29:54Your telophane skin.
00:29:56And the chemist, when he analyzed my stool,
00:29:59She found them charming.
00:30:01The bad thing is the strangeness.
00:30:03And I suffer from urinary retention,
00:30:05which is a pain.
00:30:07Also?
00:30:08Oh man.
00:30:10Oh!
00:30:12Felipa, my love!
00:30:13Look at those little flowers!
00:30:15Do you like small birds from the countryside?
00:30:17That?
00:30:18The birds.
00:30:19Ah!
00:30:20Fried food?
00:30:20No, to his being.
00:30:21Felipa!
00:30:23It's spring!
00:30:53Felipa!
00:31:10Felipa!
00:31:11Felipa!
00:31:14Felipa!
00:31:18Felipa!
00:31:32Felipa!
00:31:35Felipa!
00:31:38Felipa!
00:31:45Felipa!
00:31:46Wow!
00:31:47Let's get out of here.
00:31:48The field couldn't hold up.
00:31:49It gives me aerophagia.
00:31:51Could it be claustrophobia?
00:31:52No!
00:31:52Aerophagia!
00:31:56Do you see him?
00:31:58You're right, there's going to be a storm.
00:32:01I can already hear the thunder.
00:32:04Felipa!
00:32:05Felipa!
00:32:05You are the woman of my life.
00:32:06Will you marry me?
00:32:07Although...
00:32:09This?
00:32:12Come on, when is that cloud going to fall?
00:32:16So, are we getting married or what?
00:32:38Felipa
00:32:40Felipa
00:32:42Daughter of my life
00:32:44Dear
00:32:46It looks like there's a gale.
00:32:50My love
00:32:53Yes, there's a storm.
00:32:56Let's cover up
00:33:01Christopher
00:33:02The moorings are back!
00:33:07Viva
00:33:22What a storm!
00:33:24Love, aren't those thunder?
00:33:27No, it's the enemy, the infidel Turk who is bombarding us with his artillery.
00:33:32My love
00:33:35Well, now, whatever God wills.
00:33:54Oh, what a pleasant feeling I have.
00:33:56The bad thing is holding back.
00:33:58You are wonderful
00:34:01Oh
00:34:03Sorry
00:34:05You've infected me
00:34:18Coimbra, Ucomán
00:34:21Coimbra, Ucomán
00:34:31Coimbra, Ucomán
00:34:34Coimbra, Ucomán
00:34:37Coimbra, Ucomán
00:34:55Okay, you can go get a sandwich.
00:34:59While I do the mixing for you
00:35:01Majesty
00:35:01Enle what?
00:35:02The musicians are asking for 140 to continue recording
00:35:05And 10 minutes of rest for every 5
00:35:08Okay, hang them up in the Plaza Mayor on Sunday.
00:35:10Nothing, let's see who can do more.
00:35:12Pérez Prado or canned music
00:35:14Yeah
00:35:15Oh, ah
00:35:17Did you like me, my lord Don Juan II?
00:35:20With the tired well
00:35:21Let's see if you do better in bed later.
00:35:23Oh, come on, now it's your turn
00:35:27Without fear, with strength
00:35:29I'm going to try it
00:35:31With permission, the bandurreira
00:35:33Thank you
00:35:34You look so handsome
00:35:48O brazureiro, I support, os bandeiros
00:35:52They look Spanish
00:35:53The bragueteira, the Basque, the gamma
00:35:57Have a good day
00:35:59With my farts thrown in Portugal
00:36:02So that everyone has a bad time
00:36:05The Tagus River that resides in Portugal
00:36:08You change balls
00:36:11I would like it
00:36:12Yeah
00:36:14And that's all, my king.
00:36:15Are you a fado singer?
00:36:17No, I'm not interested in political parties, Your Majesty
00:36:19I am Christopher Columbus
00:36:21Ah, yes
00:36:22Okay, everyone go outside and leave me with Toscanelli and his fling.
00:36:25What? Are you pitas, pitas?
00:36:27You
00:36:31Huh? Come on, everyone
00:36:32Selling Portuguese rugs
00:36:33Come on!
00:36:34You
00:36:34You
00:36:36And let's continue with our conversation
00:36:39My shield is very low.
00:36:40I'll see if I can get the shield to go up.
00:36:44The Portuguese throne, or better yet, the Domondo throne
00:36:46What do you want?
00:36:47Well, I have a way to get to the Indies.
00:36:49Much faster than your frames do, Your Majesty
00:36:52I am sure of one path
00:36:53The Portuguese Way
00:36:54Or better yet, Domondo path
00:36:56I'm going to stop joking around in this one.
00:36:57And what path is that?
00:36:59I cannot say, Your Majesty
00:37:00Until you accept my conditions
00:37:02Portuguese conditions
00:37:03Or better Domondo conditions
00:37:05What are those conditions?
00:37:06I want the title of admiral, Your Majesty
00:37:08Portuguese admiral best domondo
00:37:10It's me
00:37:10What else? What else?
00:37:12And to be viceroy of all the lands he discovers
00:37:14Tambas!
00:37:15And a load of shit this big
00:37:16Portuguese Emerda!
00:37:17Portuguese Emerda!
00:37:18Shit of the best shit, domondo!
00:37:20Majesty
00:37:20The crown
00:37:21That's how it's making you dizzy
00:37:22Thus the hatmaker
00:37:24Yeah
00:37:25And whatever you discover
00:37:26You will do it in the name of Portugal
00:37:27And you will bring fado to those lands.
00:37:29Hey?
00:37:29I want 10% gross
00:37:31The 2
00:37:32Well, and from there we have to subtract
00:37:33The social security of the SAO crew
00:37:36Shipping expenses
00:37:37Life insurance
00:37:38Ah
00:37:39The sandwiches are on your own.
00:37:41If it suits you well
00:37:42And if not
00:37:43Let them give you Portuguese blood sausage
00:37:45What are the biggest Domondo black puddings?
00:37:48They are that beautiful
00:37:50Do you want to know something, Your Majesty?
00:37:52Well, why not?
00:37:53I want to make Portuguese puñeteiras
00:37:55Which will surely be the best domondo puñeteiras
00:37:58Put the fado in your mouth
00:37:59Fits
00:38:00Of grace
00:38:00That with him it's over
00:38:01But you're the king of cups
00:38:02The King of Cups
00:38:03The King of Cups
00:38:03The King of Cups
00:38:03The King of Cups
00:38:03The King of Cups
00:38:04The King of Cups
00:38:04The King of Cups
00:38:05The King of Cups
00:38:05Cabroneiro
00:38:06You're a bastard.
00:38:07That John II
00:38:08He invented the multinational record company
00:38:10And he wants it all for himself
00:38:11Don't even think I pretended to be gay
00:38:13Because in this country
00:38:14To become something
00:38:15We have to jump through hoops
00:38:16Go to Spain
00:38:17Spain?
00:38:19Isn't it a developing country?
00:38:20That tries to integrate
00:38:22In the European community?
00:38:24This letter
00:38:25It is for the prior of the La Rábida monastery
00:38:27Friar Juan Pérez
00:38:29He was the queen's confessor
00:38:30And it's also from Lopus
00:38:32Is that necessary?
00:38:35Oh
00:38:35In Spain, without recommendations
00:38:37You can't get a single thing going.
00:38:39Convince Friar John
00:38:41He will take you before the queen
00:38:45Spain
00:38:46The land of El Cid Campeador
00:38:49From Indíbili of Mandonio
00:38:53Of Viriatus
00:38:54And the king
00:38:54Fapila
00:38:56Before the bear ate him
00:38:58Because then the man was left with nothing.
00:39:01Long live Spain!
00:39:04Columbus was not wrong
00:39:06Before him
00:39:07A cheerful, tambourine-filled Spain
00:39:10Where the Spanish used to queue
00:39:12To go and work as immigrants
00:39:14Women were forbidden
00:39:15And only the bare minimum was used.
00:39:18But with Columbus
00:39:20Tourism was beginning to arrive
00:39:21And to verify that Spain already at that time
00:39:24It was different
00:39:25And even
00:39:27A luxury within your reach
00:39:34Portugal is a long way off
00:39:36Straight ahead
00:39:38Do you have water?
00:39:39Yes, take it.
00:39:39Still mineral water
00:39:41Why are you going into exile?
00:39:43Does the most go to them in Spain?
00:39:44This is a happy country, free of sorrows.
00:39:46This is unbearable
00:39:47There are nothing but wars
00:39:48And since we won them all
00:39:50They become addicted
00:39:50And they want more.
00:39:51You have to see it
00:39:52Thank you
00:39:57We lived better under the Goths.
00:40:13Finally, the convent
00:40:15What a joy, Spain!
00:40:20Remember, brother.
00:40:21That you must die
00:40:21Wow, that's funny.
00:40:24Do you want something to drink, brother?
00:40:27Have you left?
00:40:28No, no, I'm here
00:40:29I just can't see it
00:40:30I am blind
00:40:30I'm telling you, if you want to have something to drink
00:40:32Ah, yes
00:40:33I'll have a coffee with half a piece of toast.
00:40:35I mean
00:40:36So you want to take the Franciscan habit
00:40:38These things are like this one
00:40:41Oh, well, yes
00:40:41Okay, I'll have one, but it'll be undercooked.
00:40:43Good
00:40:47Ah, I already
00:40:49Now, let's continue.
00:40:53You'll be comfortable here
00:40:54La Rábida is a five-star monastery
00:40:56The best convent in the chain of convents
00:41:00Father Prior
00:41:01I come from Portugal
00:41:02And I have a letter of recommendation for you.
00:41:04A letter of recommendation
00:41:06To have started there
00:41:07I'll change your cell for now.
00:41:09You'll have one with sea views and a sauna
00:41:11And you don't need to say that about
00:41:13Remember that you must die
00:41:15Oh, no, I wasn't planning on saying that.
00:41:16Pay attention to the daily menu
00:41:18First and only
00:41:22Field vegetables with burrs
00:41:24In a bowl with water, like soup.
00:41:27Bread and water for the community
00:41:32Prior's Menu
00:41:34From the second and the recommended
00:41:36First
00:41:38Caviar in quail eggs
00:41:41Second
00:41:42A little drop in the middle
00:41:45And for dessert
00:41:46A babaluar a la creme
00:41:48Chef's specialty
00:41:52Oh, what delicious dishes!
00:41:54These dishes are for display purposes only.
00:41:56When visitors come
00:41:58Eat bread
00:41:58Ah, I see.
00:42:01What does Friar Diego write?
00:42:03An adventure book
00:42:06What will you title it, brother?
00:42:09Path
00:42:10And for dessert, give him one of his tickets.
00:42:13Leñé
00:42:13There's no need to worry
00:42:15Everyone was asleep by dessert time
00:42:17Oh, no
00:42:18Attention, brothers
00:42:20What is that man doing?
00:42:21Shh, the news
00:42:22Shh, silence
00:42:24The illustrious navigator Bartolomé Díaz
00:42:26He has just rounded the Cape of Good Hope
00:42:29And arrive for the first time
00:42:31To the Asian coasts
00:42:33Exact
00:42:40That supports my thesis
00:42:44There is a shorter route to reach the Indies
00:42:51You have to help me, Friar John
00:42:52If it's about guaranteeing a letter of credit
00:42:54My votes forbid me from doing so.
00:42:56He needs to speak with the queen
00:42:59Alright
00:43:00Coffee for everyone
00:43:02Very good
00:43:03What a delicious country!
00:43:05Everything gets fixed over coffee.
00:43:07National news
00:43:09After eight centuries
00:43:12The Moors
00:43:13It seems they are going to be permanently expelled from the peninsula.
00:43:17King Boadil
00:43:18That he wanted to take to Africa
00:43:20The gardens of the Generalife
00:43:23He is about to give up
00:43:25No strings attached
00:43:40How's it going, Astolfo?
00:43:42Match void, your majesty
00:43:43Boadil the boy has the serve
00:43:47Net
00:43:48One more ball
00:43:49This is a golden ball
00:43:51Game ball
00:43:52Take the boy out
00:43:55Out
00:43:56Game for the crown, Your Majesty
00:44:01Look, girl, Isabel
00:44:03He's out there, among the carrion.
00:44:05Wait
00:44:06Juana, daughter, come here
00:44:07But you didn't hear me.
00:44:10Leave that man alone, poor thing.
00:44:12Take him away, he's dead
00:44:14This girl's not right in the head, huh?
00:44:15It's a mania that Juana is crazy
00:44:16He's going to believe it
00:44:17And don't move from here
00:44:20I was playing with the vultures, Dad.
00:44:21I was playing with the vultures, Mom.
00:44:22How's it going?
00:44:23I'm all set with the...
00:44:24Oh!
00:44:26Oh, my liver!
00:44:28Juana, Juana, daughter, Juana, come here
00:44:30This Juana is completely crazy, huh?
00:44:32Blood!
00:44:33We'll have to find her a boyfriend
00:44:34Let's see if he settles down.
00:44:35This astorfo
00:44:37Imagine dying of liver disease.
00:44:38With the very strict regime he followed
00:44:40The regime that we impose, Fernando
00:44:42Yes, yes
00:44:46Where have the Indians gone?
00:44:48That way!
00:44:50Thank you!
00:44:52Forward!
00:44:53Yeah!
00:44:56You see?
00:44:56We conquering Granada
00:45:00Who knows what Boabdil the Kid is doing now?
00:45:13Attention, worms!
00:45:14Children of Allah!
00:45:16The very noble one has arrived!
00:45:17The magnificent!
00:45:18An example of believers!
00:45:19A mirror for everyone!
00:45:21The great one!
00:45:21The enormous one!
00:45:22Boabdil the Kid!
00:45:30Now I understand why they call him the Kid.
00:45:32He's tiny!
00:45:33The champagne in the bathroom was not chilled enough, Zulisca
00:45:36It was Catalan champagne, it was magnetic
00:45:38Oh, how I long for this war to end!
00:45:41Everything is deprivation, everything, everything
00:45:42What news do we have from the battlefront?
00:45:45Our victorious army!
00:45:46He has crossed the Ebro!
00:45:48And it's even reached Vigo!
00:45:50And what do I care, Vigo?
00:45:51There are spider crabs, Your Majesty!
00:45:54Spider crabs, spider crabs!
00:45:54We'll give the seafood to my 500 women
00:45:57Let's see if they get a little excited
00:45:58They are colder than camel milk
00:46:02I'll give it to you here.
00:46:07How lucky you are!
00:46:09And without putting in coins!
00:46:14How I love being king of Granada!
00:46:17Everyone, everyone's sucking up to me.
00:46:23What was that?
00:46:24A mortar?
00:46:25No, Imagine, it's your mother.
00:46:27My mother!
00:46:30It makes sense that he's a dwarf
00:46:32Is her mother also a dwarf?
00:46:34Guadil!
00:46:36The entire city is armed against usurping imperialism
00:46:41And you, with the slot machines
00:46:43I make love, not war.
00:46:46Socialist philosophy!
00:46:49Coward!
00:46:51Beach faggot!
00:46:53Hippie!
00:46:54But Mom!
00:46:56They have taken it from us, comer!
00:46:58I loved eating paella on San Juan beach!
00:47:04Let's get to work!
00:47:05Take!
00:47:05Put this on!
00:47:06I don't want it!
00:47:07And this!
00:47:08Come on!
00:47:08And get in front, you faggot!
00:47:11No!
00:47:11No, I don't want to, Mom, I'm scared!
00:47:13And just so you know, I've become one of Jehovah's Witnesses!
00:47:17Hey?
00:47:18Here you go, you pimp!
00:47:20And now, let's go!
00:47:22Let's go forward!
00:47:23No, I don't want to, Mom!
00:47:25Fight!
00:47:26No, Dad!
00:47:28Come on!
00:47:30Open the door!
00:47:32And kill them all with your strength!
00:47:35Take!
00:47:37Final assault to conquer the reconquest!
00:47:41Good!
00:47:42Vadir the boy!
00:47:43Good!
00:47:4438 kilos!
00:47:46Good!
00:47:47Green slippers!
00:47:49Good!
00:47:49In the category of...
00:47:51No, Mom, don't open the door, I look scary!
00:47:55Cry!
00:47:56He cries like a woman for what he could not defend like a man!
00:48:03I should have done this a long time ago.
00:48:05But it was a real beating, man.
00:48:07Wow!
00:48:08A feather!
00:48:09I'm going to write to the Catholic Monarchs!
00:48:11Come on, you're going fast!
00:48:12Yes, captain.
00:48:13I do what I can!
00:48:14Just look at the traffic.
00:48:15Neigh and shift into third!
00:48:17High!
00:48:18I come from the gates of Granada and I bring this message for the Catholic Monarchs from Boadil.
00:48:22Where can I give the horse water?
00:48:23Let it be beer.
00:48:24At the bar!
00:48:24Come on!
00:48:26Your Majesties, news from the front.
00:48:28Fernando, the bar...
00:48:29SDI!
00:48:31We must put on our crown and mantle because the reports must be read properly.
00:48:35Well said.
00:48:39Buaadil, the boy has surrendered!
00:48:41Yay!
00:48:42Here!
00:48:43No!
00:48:44Where are the painters there?
00:48:45We must gather the entire court!
00:48:48Come on!
00:49:02Here, my lady Isabella the Catholic is going to read you the war report.
00:49:06Today, with the enemy army captured and disarmed, the national troops have achieved their final military objectives.
00:49:15The war is over!
00:49:17Viva!
00:49:18Viva!
00:49:20Viva!
00:49:24Viva!
00:49:28Castilians all!
00:49:30After eight centuries of putting up with the infidel, we have finally rid ourselves of him.
00:49:36Now, now the post-war period begins, the time of sweet potatoes and carob.
00:49:43Isabel! Isabel! Isabel!
00:49:45For the homeland, the sweet potato, and justice!
00:49:49And to free you from the vice that wealth can bring,
00:49:53From now on, freedom of expression is prohibited.
00:49:58The shows will have to receive the censorship guide.
00:50:02And practically everything is forbidden, everything...
00:50:06Fernando! Fernando! Fernando! Fernando!
00:50:10Oh, excuse me!
00:50:11Oh, you too!
00:50:12And only dogs whose national identity document has not expired will be allowed to circulate on the street.
00:50:20Isabel! Isabel! Isabel!
00:50:22Fernando! Fernando!
00:50:24Thank you! Thank you!
00:50:26Thank you! My decisions!
00:50:28And how is my friend Friar Juan Pérez doing?
00:50:32In good form, Your Eminence.
00:50:34I bring you the book dedicated by Fray Diego de Deza.
00:50:37It's called Camino.
00:50:39Let's see what you want to propose.
00:50:42You see, Your Eminence.
00:50:46Look, an egg.
00:50:48Did you put it there?
00:50:50No, I just stand it up.
00:50:52It's a shame.
00:50:53If you had laid that egg, it would have been a wonderful hen.
00:50:56I am flattered, Your Eminence!
00:50:58I'm flattered!
00:50:59Attention.
00:51:01To the!
00:51:07Oh my God.
00:51:08Let's see this other one.
00:51:11Are you sure you can lay an egg upright?
00:51:14Sorry, sorry.
00:51:14This is coming out.
00:51:15It's no big deal.
00:51:16It must be that it makes me nervous.
00:51:17He won't mind if I knit.
00:51:19It's a sweater for a labor leader.
00:51:21Fray Camacho de Caramanchel.
00:51:23He wants to embark.
00:51:24But go on, go on.
00:51:25Let's see what happens with the egg.
00:51:26Knit, knit, father.
00:51:27Let's see now.
00:51:28Let's see.
00:51:29Now.
00:51:31Don't worry.
00:51:32Then I clean it.
00:51:33You're in your old habit, son.
00:51:36A crust.
00:51:38Understand it.
00:51:38Da.
00:51:42Excuse me, excuse me.
00:51:43No, no, son, keep going, keep going.
00:51:50I did it, Your Eminence.
00:51:53This means that when Columbus sets his mind to something,
00:51:56Nothing in the world can prevent it.
00:51:58How skillful, I'm listening.
00:52:02Come on.
00:52:03This is the road to the Indies.
00:52:07You'll see.
00:52:08Oh, how disgusting.
00:52:09Have you stained yourself with Mahón egg?
00:52:12Could it be because of the mayonnaise sauce?
00:52:15Sorry, sorry.
00:52:16I've gone too far.
00:52:20The idea of the shortest route to India is nonsense.
00:52:24Everyone knows that sailing westward
00:52:26There comes a point when the sea ends
00:52:27and one falls into the unfathomable abyss.
00:52:31I don't see it that way, Your Majesty.
00:52:33From Toscanelli I know that King John II of Portugal
00:52:35was going to subsidize the trip,
00:52:37But he did not agree with Columbus on the conditions.
00:52:41Does John II have money?
00:52:43I'm broke now, I don't have a penny.
00:52:46I had thought we could sell your jewelry.
00:52:50What a pain, Cisneros!
00:52:52If that man's predictions turned out to be true,
00:52:56Your Majesty's reign was going to end with the painting.
00:53:02It's just that my jewelry only...
00:53:04If my husband also contributed his...
00:53:07The king's jewels?
00:53:09And what are they?
00:53:10Oh, a gold tie pin, some cufflinks.
00:53:14There's a little heart, one of those that says, "I love you more today than yesterday."
00:53:16but less than tomorrow.
00:53:17We could pawn all those jewels.
00:53:20I would take them to the mountains
00:53:21And no one but history would know it, Your Majesty.
00:53:27I don't know, is that one trustworthy...
00:53:31Tolon?
00:53:32Columbus, Toon, Toon, that's something else, ma'am.
00:53:35Columbus, Your Majesty, Columbus.
00:53:37Yes, he's trustworthy, I believe in him.
00:53:41Okay, have him come see me.
00:53:43You will not regret it, Your Majesty.
00:53:46He is a very skillful man, very skillful.
00:53:49If you saw the things he does with an egg...
00:53:52Oh, Cisneros!
00:53:53Chicken, Your Majesty!
00:53:56Hey?
00:53:57What a silly scare you gave me, Cardinal!
00:54:10What's been going through your bodies, creatures?
00:54:15Your Majesty, a certain Christopher Columbus requests an audience.
00:54:20Ah, yes, Columbus.
00:54:21Let him in, Purita.
00:54:22Yes, Your Majesty.
00:54:23Stay here, creatures, that Columbus is a hilarious madman.
00:54:27The things Cisneros does, the man is already getting senile.
00:54:30Try to hold back your laughter, no matter what you hear.
00:54:33Your Majesty, Christopher Columbus.
00:54:37Here it goes.
00:54:38Happens.
00:54:55Excuse me, I touched a real breast.
00:54:56Ah, I'm not made of stone!
00:54:59Sorry.
00:55:00Sorry.
00:55:01At his feet.
00:55:01The cardinal and yet friend Fray Jiménez de Cisneros spoke to me about you.
00:55:05Yes, at his feet.
00:55:06I believe you have something to propose to the throne of Castile.
00:55:09I'm listening.
00:55:10At his feet.
00:55:11You will see, Your Majesty.
00:55:12The earth is round.
00:55:16Not like it's round, but it is round.
00:55:23Do you see this?
00:55:24No, thank you very much.
00:55:26I don't usually eat anything between meals, because of my breath.
00:55:29No, that's not the way.
00:55:30Important, but it doesn't work out.
00:55:32I'm showing you this fruit.
00:55:34Sorry, again, sorry, again.
00:55:35You?
00:55:36I'm sorry.
00:55:38Because I am certain that the earth is round.
00:55:45Silence, creatures.
00:55:48So... round, right?
00:55:51Yes, yes.
00:55:53I started studying navigation by correspondence in Genoa at a young age.
00:55:58And I'm absolutely certain that line...
00:56:02One!
00:56:02Sorry, I hit him in all his teeth.
00:56:05Excuse me.
00:56:06That line that's called...
00:56:08Horizon.
00:56:09No, no, no, it doesn't end there.
00:56:11No?
00:56:13No, it has a sequel.
00:56:15Sorry, not again.
00:56:16He dropped his fishing rod.
00:56:18Well, as I was saying, it has a sequel.
00:56:21The Indies, I suppose.
00:56:23No no.
00:56:25Something tells me that it's not the Indies, but a new continent.
00:56:30Ah!
00:56:32Excuse me.
00:56:34A new continent for you, Isabel.
00:56:37The very Catholic Queen of Spain.
00:56:41Silence, creatures.
00:56:44Are you saying that there's a possibility of discovering something that would be relevant to the throne of Spain?
00:56:49May I ask you a favor, Your Majesty?
00:56:51What do you want?
00:56:53I have to stand up because I have a pimple on my knee and...
00:56:55Rise up!
00:56:57Thank you.
00:56:58I leave you here your prayer book.
00:57:01I've been racking my brain over this and...
00:57:03I don't think it's such a bad idea.
00:57:06We need to get ahead of Portugal at sea.
00:57:09The crew and the ships will be Spanish.
00:57:12And preparing everything.
00:57:14Meanwhile, I will present your proposals to the Council of the Kingdom.
00:57:18Which I assure you I now endorse.
00:57:22Thank you, Your Majesty.
00:57:23Oh! The grain!
00:57:24Oh! The book! The book!
00:57:28Oh! Oh! Oh! What a relief!
00:57:29Better!
00:57:29This is something else entirely!
00:57:37Juan de la Cosa?
00:57:40I saw him around here a moment ago.
00:57:42That brown thing over there.
00:57:44Thank you.
00:57:44Health.
00:57:45My health is good, thank you.
00:57:54Are you Juan de la Cosa?
00:57:56What thing?
00:57:57What is your last name?
00:57:58Ah, yes.
00:57:59What do you want from me?
00:58:00Any attractions for your flooring?
00:58:02Is that what's become of a sailor like you?
00:58:04In this country.
00:58:06Being a sailor has no future.
00:58:08In Portugal, Toscanelli told me about you.
00:58:10You are the best navigator in this country.
00:58:13And now I see you here hitting the bottle, I don't know if...
00:58:16You can see it.
00:58:16Unemployed.
00:58:18What others have to do is worse.
00:58:19Look at the Pinzones brothers.
00:58:28The Pinzones brothers were sailors who went with Columbus, who was another sailor.
00:58:41And the Motilones Indians cut off his paths.
00:58:48A very nice Indian woman read to Columbus with a girl.
00:58:59And they went to Calcutta to hire an Indian woman.
00:59:07They dispatched Sorolla with the point of a sword.
00:59:13Columbus, being a pimp, was presumed dead.
00:59:21We tie up the Indian women and then we don't let them go.
00:59:32The Pinzones brothers were sailors who went with Columbus, who was another sailor.
00:59:46And the Motilones Indians cut off his paths.
00:59:53And a very nice Indian woman told Columbus about a girl.
01:00:07And with these things you spend a Sunday, because you too have already found yourself singing.
01:00:10And without spending a penny.
01:00:11And without a caravan.
01:00:28How funny they are!
01:00:30Oh, my!
01:00:32How are you?
01:00:33Very good, very good.
01:00:35We learned to play in the tuna (a traditional Spanish student musical group).
01:00:37Here are Martín Alonso and Vicente Yañez Pinzón.
01:00:41Here's a certain Christopher Columbus.
01:00:43It sounds familiar.
01:00:45You have to leave the world of show business and return to the sea.
01:00:48Damn it all.
01:00:49Since he hasn't been shipwrecked...
01:00:50I am preparing an expedition to find another route to the Indies.
01:00:53Do you want to come with me?
01:00:55Something like the Sixth Fleet.
01:00:57No, three caravels will be enough.
01:00:59Pinzón's brother has two caravels.
01:01:01The pint and the girl.
01:01:05The girl and the girl?
01:01:07It's just that those two names sound like a joke.
01:01:09That's just how things are in this crazy town.
01:01:11Okay, we need another ship.
01:01:13I have a ship, the Santa María.
01:01:15The thing is, I have it rented out and he's put an Italian restaurant and a nightclub in it.
01:01:20Made.
01:01:21He recruits about 120 men.
01:01:22And the pasta?
01:01:24Next week, here, at the second showing of the finches.
01:01:33And now, Your Majesties, I'm going to take out an egg.
01:01:37What does he say he's going to do?
01:01:38Pull out your egg, Fernando, you're just asking stupid questions.
01:01:41Take it out, Mr. Columbus.
01:01:42That our daughter Juana and Felipe the Handsome are there.
01:01:44Well, what an example, for God's sake, what are they going to say...
01:01:46Ah, that.
01:01:47And I'm going to put it on its feet.
01:01:49Well, as far as I know, eggs are always laid in a squatting position.
01:01:51For God's sake, Fernando, I'm sending you to the kitchen, okay?
01:01:53I'm not saying anything, but it doesn't seem like a suitable place to lay an egg.
01:01:58Well, sometimes the first one fails.
01:02:01Wait, Your Majesties, wait, you'll see, you'll see.
01:02:05Oh, how wonderful!
01:02:07The chicken isn't mine, I swear.
01:02:14What a joke! The queen laughs and everyone there laughs too.
01:02:18We'll try this one.
01:02:19Here we go, here we go.
01:02:27That's outrageous, he fries them with chorizo!
01:02:29Okay, to the kitchen, off the throne, I can't stand you anymore.
01:02:33It's really strange.
01:02:34What a man, everything surprises him!
01:02:36What hands, son!
01:02:37And he only has two testicles, imagine if he had four, what a mess this boy would make.
01:02:43Let's continue.
01:02:44A little bit of hygiene...
01:02:48Now, now, now.
01:02:50Now.
01:03:00Congratulations! Thank you! Congratulations!
01:03:02Oh dear, you've gotten me involved again.
01:03:03I'm sorry.
01:03:04What can we do?
01:03:05That's all.
01:03:06Well, I've made a solemn decision.
01:03:09Since my husband is making dinner, I'll tell the story on my own.
01:03:14I have decided to place my trust in the navigator Christopher Columbus.
01:03:18What a moving moment, Your Majesty!
01:03:25Cisneros, the cloth!
01:03:28Gentlemen painters, immortalize this sequence.
01:03:36Oh!
01:03:37What a reign I've had!
01:03:40Christopher.
01:03:42Bis jewelry!
01:03:49Well, I don't know if this will work for me.
01:03:52One moment!
01:03:53I request the floor because of the allusions made.
01:03:56I repeat, because of allusions.
01:03:58The state budget does not include an item for Mr. Columbus.
01:04:02The funds will not come from public funds.
01:04:04A loan of one million four hundred thousand maravedis has been received from Luis de Santángel.
01:04:10And another loan from the Genoese Francisco de Pinelo.
01:04:14No, they're going to make money off me in the end.
01:04:16Let's not fool ourselves, members of parliament.
01:04:19I repeat, let's not fool ourselves.
01:04:21This adventure seems absurd to me.
01:04:23In conclusion, we socialists say, first and foremost, no to NATO.
01:04:31Good.
01:04:32Well, it was approved unanimously.
01:04:34So, today, April 17, 1492, this agreement is signed with the usual consensus
01:04:43which will be called the Capitulations of Santa Fe.
01:04:47Colon.
01:04:48Hey?
01:04:49I sent it.
01:04:50Oh!
01:04:51Be careful, Iria.
01:04:52And the king's twins, you've made my foot out of nothing.
01:04:54Now you, aunt, take it, take it, take it.
01:04:56Be careful, son, be careful.
01:04:59From this moment on, receive the title of admiral.
01:05:02Okay, okay.
01:05:03Viceroy?
01:05:04I would prefer a super viceroy.
01:05:06Isn't there anything else?
01:05:07And civil governor.
01:05:09Oh, mother, they're giving me a hard time.
01:05:11The lands you discover and the marine fabric you will conquer for the crown of Spain.
01:05:15For us.
01:05:16And well, Columbus, have a good trip.
01:05:19And send us a postcard.
01:05:27Finally, my dream.
01:05:31Well, the truth is that I'm not that excited now.
01:05:34Imagine if I got paid to sing hard rock.
01:05:37But I don't think that...
01:05:50Come on, man, come on!
01:05:52We have to fight!
01:05:53You have to be a man!
01:05:58I pushed myself, man!
01:05:59There is no!
01:06:04They will have noticed that we are in the port of Palos.
01:06:11What a blow I've received.
01:06:13And also treacherously.
01:06:19There are our men!
01:06:21Very refined people, huh?
01:06:22The worst of each prison.
01:06:35Attention!
01:06:36The admiral!
01:06:40There are the men!
01:06:43There are the men!
01:06:45How are you!
01:06:48And I'm missing my teeth!
01:06:49Oh!
01:06:56Okay, we'll leave tomorrow, August 3, 1492.
01:07:01Here's the money
01:07:03Three letters at 30, 60 and 1200 days
01:07:07Signed by the queen and endorsed by Castile
01:07:10Good! Silence!
01:07:13From the biscopo to the first caravel that Martín Alonso Pinzón will command
01:07:17Called La Pinta
01:07:22You are the second one that Vicente Yáñez Pinzón will command
01:07:24Called The Girl
01:07:25The Girl from Puerto Real
01:07:27I knew there would be jokes about the names.
01:07:30Okay, and those in the middle with me to Holy Mary
01:07:35As soon as you leave this place you will see three caravels in the port
01:07:38You can't miss it because they'll be floating, I think.
01:07:41We take off tomorrow at 6 a.m.
01:07:45Take it, Juan.
01:07:47And now...
01:07:52Let's get the girls!
01:07:57With your permission, Columbus
01:07:58The fat one for me
01:08:04And to show you how well I treat the crew, shall we dance this piece?
01:08:08I prefer a rock vibe, but...
01:08:16Let yourself be carried in my arms
01:08:17Yes, my admiral
01:08:20With me you will have flattery and affection
01:08:22Yes, my admiral
01:08:26Hey, you don't think this is a sissy thing to do, do you?
01:08:29No, my admiral, but if he goes too far, the boss...
01:08:32How rude you are
01:08:33Please proceed to the ship
01:08:34Thank you, thank you all
01:08:35Have
01:08:37Much obliged
01:08:38To you
01:08:40Welcome aboard!
01:08:41This cruise is more than just a vacation
01:08:44Thank you, gentlemen
01:08:45They will not regret choosing our ships
01:08:47Welcome aboard
01:08:48Well said, what the hell
01:08:50Oh, that language.
01:08:51Swearing is prohibited on board.
01:08:54Profession
01:08:55Child rapist
01:08:56Oh, good, good
01:08:58Great
01:08:59Forward
01:09:00Forward
01:09:01Forward
01:09:01Forward
01:09:01Forward
01:09:02Forward
01:09:03Forward
01:09:03Profession
01:09:05Elderly rapist
01:09:06Is something wrong?
01:09:07Oh, no, no
01:09:08On the contrary
01:09:09Thank you so much
01:09:10Pass, pass
01:09:11Thanks a lot
01:09:15Profession
01:09:15Friar
01:09:17Forward
01:09:18A friar
01:09:19And you don't know anything about cooking, Father?
01:09:22I only know about nuns
01:09:24I was raped outside a convent when I went to confession.
01:09:30Go ahead, father
01:09:31Here, here, here
01:09:32Alala
01:09:34What do you think, Columbus?
01:09:36Very good
01:09:36All criminals who had fled the Inquisition
01:09:39That's what's needed for this feat.
01:09:41The gentry don't go off on adventures
01:09:43No, they don't interfere, believe me, no
01:09:45Profession?
01:09:46Oh, no, it's down here.
01:09:48I live off my aunts
01:09:49Come in, man
01:09:50No, no, no
01:09:51Your name?
01:09:53Rodrigo de Triana
01:09:54But today I feel terrible.
01:09:55They've brought dirt into my eyes
01:09:58Pay this guy
01:09:59Only half
01:10:00Let's begin.
01:10:02Do they buy marine products by the meter here or what?
01:10:05We will prepare the onboard crib for you
01:10:07Thank you, night
01:10:08Is everyone here?
01:10:09No, I'm missing.
01:10:10Friar Marcelino of Carabanchel
01:10:12That sounds familiar.
01:10:13Oh, yes, my dance partner
01:10:15Okay, come in, come in
01:10:17Come on
01:10:18Come on, come on
01:10:19Pass, pass
01:10:20We'll dance another one, okay?
01:10:22And now
01:10:24Let's embroider!
01:10:26As?
01:10:27No, not this one.
01:10:28No, no, no
01:10:28Aboard
01:10:29No, no, no
01:10:30To embroider
01:10:30No no
01:10:30Hey, I was thinking
01:10:32There is one thing that worries me
01:10:35The thing about
01:10:36Left-handed or right-handed values?
01:10:38To the left
01:10:40Left
01:10:40No no
01:10:41To the right
01:10:42To the right
01:10:42To the left
01:10:43No, no, to the left
01:10:43Is the stern thing forward or backward?
01:10:45The stern is always behind
01:10:47No no
01:10:47From the stern, depending on how you look at it
01:10:49No, no, you have to know it well
01:10:50Because maybe instead of going, we'll come back, right?
01:10:52Well, that's serious.
01:10:55Calm sea and nothing on the horizon
01:10:58It is twelve o'clock in the morning
01:11:01Eleven in the Canary Islands
01:11:20Twenty-six days of sailing
01:11:23I'm fed up with seeing the sea.
01:11:26I have no idea where we are
01:11:29If those beastly sailors find out
01:11:32They're throwing me to the sharks.
01:11:34To the sharks
01:11:38How does this caravel move?
01:11:41Oh my God, I'm so dizzy
01:11:43I'm going to be pregnant
01:11:47My men don't have to notice anything
01:11:50Forward
01:11:56Admiral, I have been democratically elected as representative to the employers' association
01:12:01My last name is Camacho
01:12:04Very good
01:12:05Oh, mother
01:12:08Is something wrong?
01:12:09No, nothing, nothing
01:12:10It's because I think the earth is round.
01:12:13I'm getting used to the idea
01:12:16Stay still, man
01:12:18But if I don't move, it's wool
01:12:19You won't want another dance
01:12:22Admiral, the tortilla is finished
01:12:26Don't talk to me about food now, man.
01:12:29But there was enough for a month.
01:12:30I'm warning you, Admiral.
01:12:33If there's no food tomorrow
01:12:35We'll start eating each other
01:12:37We drew lots.
01:12:39And it's your turn
01:12:39They mistook me for a prawn because of my head
01:12:41Well no
01:12:42No
01:12:43With a bigalus
01:12:45But I say she's been lucky.
01:12:46To be eaten first
01:12:48Ah
01:12:49I?
01:12:50But I'm so boring
01:12:52Chocorra!
01:12:54Muida!
01:12:55Man overboard!
01:12:57Okay, we've blown it on commissions
01:12:59He was very thin
01:13:01But this area is full of sharks
01:13:04Further!
01:13:04The sharks are going to laugh.
01:13:05Well, you already know.
01:13:06You will be the first to be turned into sirloin steak
01:13:12A very long day of sailing
01:13:13Wow!
01:13:14Nobody knows
01:13:15The air pressure is extremely low
01:13:19Fasten your seatbelts
01:13:21Hell is coming.
01:13:23Admiral Christopher Columbus
01:13:26Thank you for the trip
01:13:28And he offers them orange juice
01:13:32Rodrigo Petriana
01:13:33Do you see anything, buddy?
01:13:34Listen
01:13:35When am I going to get down from here?
01:13:36When you discover dry land
01:13:38I'm about to pee myself
01:13:40Come on
01:13:40Well, I'll do it.
01:13:42Come on
01:13:49It's starting to rain
01:13:51It's a gale, isn't it?
01:13:53Oh, I, admiral
01:13:54That I couldn't take it anymore
01:13:57Pig
01:13:58Thank goodness it was minor water
01:14:00And if not
01:14:0345 days of sailing
01:14:05The sailors
01:14:07Although they are lovely people
01:14:09They're losing respect for me.
01:14:11Slightly
01:14:12What's happening?
01:14:14Prisoner
01:14:15They want to talk to you
01:14:16The finch brothers
01:14:17Tell them to come in
01:14:18It will happen if we feel like it, right?
01:14:20Clear
01:14:20You're in charge, darling.
01:14:22Without going overboard
01:14:23Finches, inside!
01:14:29Hey, Christopher
01:14:30Things are getting darker.
01:14:31That a teacher's salary
01:14:33Wow, what an intellectual tone!
01:14:34The girls drew lots.
01:14:36Let's see who they eat
01:14:38And it's your turn, of course.
01:14:39Like me here
01:14:40No
01:14:41It's your turn
01:14:42Wow, man
01:14:43I got the pint
01:14:45But I showed them my legs
01:14:47And they said they were going to starve to death
01:14:49It's because you have two legs
01:14:50They are two sticks
01:14:51You in the port of Palos
01:14:52You would be in charge of taking the penalties
01:14:54Let's see who can untangle you now
01:14:56Clear
01:14:56So much time at sea
01:14:57The hinges are rusting.
01:14:59Put three in one
01:15:00How funny
01:15:01But something will have to be done.
01:15:03Let's not lose our calm
01:15:05Return to your ships
01:15:06And have hope
01:15:09I have a hunch
01:15:10Don't come at me with hunches.
01:15:12You get it right less often
01:15:13That the weatherman
01:15:19Beautiful morning
01:15:20Right, gentlemen?
01:15:21It's a shitty morning
01:15:22That's what I was saying.
01:15:23A beautiful shitty morning
01:15:25Right, guys?
01:15:26Yes, that's what you were saying a little while ago.
01:15:27What's happening?
01:15:28Are we going to turn around once and for all or not?
01:15:30Oh, you mischievous Helmsman
01:15:32What a joker you are!
01:15:34You stay perfectly still
01:15:36Admiral!
01:15:38Man, Camacho
01:15:39I'm making you a beautiful sweater.
01:15:42We've been traveling for 45 days now and nothing.
01:15:45Don't say that
01:15:47We have met
01:15:48We have become intimate
01:15:49And from this trip will come a lasting friendship.
01:15:52You'll see
01:15:54Ataña!
01:15:55I'm sorry, Columbus
01:15:57But we
01:15:58Following the veiled insinuation
01:16:00Of these nice boys
01:16:02We're going back to Spain
01:16:04Oh ok
01:16:04Calm down, guys
01:16:06We're going back to Spain
01:16:07That
01:16:08If we find the way
01:16:10It's very simple.
01:16:12Turn at the first right corner
01:16:14Don't go on, Cristobita
01:16:16We're already following through.
01:16:17We get lost again
01:16:18Wait, wait
01:16:19Some more
01:16:19Wait
01:16:20It starts on October 12th
01:16:23Until Christmas
01:16:24I eat nougat at home
01:16:25Okay, just a moment.
01:16:29Can't you smell anything?
01:16:32This is the man who hasn't washed in a month.
01:16:34No
01:16:35My deodorant must have let me down.
01:16:37No no
01:16:38It's a more pungent smell
01:16:42No no
01:16:42It must be a hallucination.
01:16:45I, I smell like
01:16:46TO
01:16:48What do I smell?
01:16:48Look, this thing about
01:16:50This stuff that gets stuck in the flowerpots
01:16:52That is planted
01:16:53And then the flower blooms.
01:16:54AND
01:16:55It starts with you
01:16:58Helmsman
01:16:58No, no, no
01:16:59That one doesn't get washed either.
01:17:00No, no, no
01:17:01Inkwell
01:17:02Cold, cold, cold, cold
01:17:03Embers
01:17:04Braces
01:17:05Fraga will have come
01:17:06Man, I don't think so.
01:17:09Ashore
01:17:13That is
01:17:14I smell earth
01:17:15Ashore
01:17:15Ashore
01:17:17Rodrigo de Triana
01:17:18You can't see anything
01:17:21Damn
01:17:21Land
01:17:23Land ahoy
01:17:24Is Rodrigo with that same old horny guy?
01:17:27Land ahoy
01:17:28How ungrateful, earth.
01:17:29You'll remember my union speech
01:17:31Land ahoy
01:17:32But look
01:17:33Animals
01:17:34To starboard
01:17:36Three points forward
01:17:37But where is starboard?
01:17:39Over there
01:17:39And where is the stern?
01:17:41How should I know?
01:17:42Ships should have signs.
01:17:44Here starboard
01:17:44Here's where I work
01:17:45And here we would understand each other.
01:17:46Land
01:17:51Point your finger, Rodriguito
01:17:52Over there
01:17:54Look there, you scoundrel.
01:17:55If we're going to run into her
01:17:57But keep going, keep going
01:17:58It's true
01:18:01It's no joke.
01:18:03Look over there
01:18:07Land!
01:18:08Land!
01:18:09I'll kill myself without stepping on anything
01:18:10Don't come from all sides
01:18:11You're going to capsize my ship
01:18:12What a beautiful island!
01:18:14What shall we call it?
01:18:15I was thinking of calling it San Salvador
01:18:17But so that the Catholic Monarchs don't get angry
01:18:20We'll call her
01:18:21The Spanish
01:18:23It has the name of an elegy!
01:18:25Spanish!
01:18:28A deserted island!
01:18:50We will conquer these lands
01:18:52We will give them a culture and a language
01:18:55And from this moment
01:18:56We will all become the Motherland
01:18:58And there's only one mother.
01:19:01Children!
01:19:02Children!
01:19:03Mother!
01:19:05He's already got his trunk, Rodrigo
01:19:06Once we are discovering
01:19:07This is very serious.
01:19:08Children!
01:19:09Children!
01:19:10How exciting!
01:19:12This is my moment in the spotlight
01:19:14I can imagine
01:19:15What will this be like in the future?
01:19:24Children!
01:19:29Children!
01:19:42Children!
01:19:44Children!
01:19:45Children!
01:19:46Children!
01:19:47Children!
01:19:47Children!
01:19:47Children!
01:20:02With three paper boats
01:20:04As if he were saying
01:20:06We have discovered America
01:20:09A land of dreams
01:20:12Lots of riches
01:20:14We have discovered America
01:20:16But then others will come.
01:20:19That they will ruin it
01:20:21With political ambition
01:20:23There will be wars galore
01:20:26Relentless struggle
01:20:28And some revolution
01:20:33America, America
01:20:36We have discovered America
01:20:39America, America
01:20:44We have discovered America
01:20:46Wow! That's awesome, Pinzones!
01:20:49Wow!
01:20:52We had a terrible time
01:20:53It's been a hell of a trip
01:20:55We have discovered America
01:20:57We have discovered America
01:20:59Corbutus gave us
01:21:01And he got dizzy
01:21:02We have discovered America
01:21:06We want to do good
01:21:08We want to do good
01:21:08Love too
01:21:10And may there be no pain here.
01:21:13If I suspect it
01:21:15I'm staying home
01:21:17And I'm discovered.
01:21:18And I've been discovered
01:21:19Wow!
01:21:22Wow!
01:21:23America, America
01:21:43We are these lands in the name of Spain
01:21:55Wow!
01:22:13America, America
01:22:16America, America, we have discovered America, America, America, we have discovered America.
01:22:47America, we have discovered America.
01:23:42America, we have discovered America.
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