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00:00Hello, one and all!
00:02Welcome back to another episode of Adventuring Party.
00:03I'm your humble Dungeon Master,
00:04Berlin Mungle.
00:05I'm your questing queens.
00:06Say hi, questing queens.
00:08I nailed it.
00:09I got it everywhere right.
00:10Play it back in slow motion.
00:12Play it back in slow motion.
00:14Say hi, questing queens.
00:16Hi, questing queens.
00:18Oh my gosh.
00:20I don't mind saying an over the table thing,
00:22a behind the scenes thing,
00:24which is we've just recorded the bulk of this campaign,
00:27of the season in two days.
00:30And it feels like such a wonderful sprint.
00:33And now we actually have a few days
00:34before we jump into the rest.
00:35I'm like suddenly sad I'm not gonna be here tomorrow.
00:37Playing with them.
00:38I know, I know.
00:39I can't wait to see how the story was gonna unfold.
00:41But we normally film back to back to back
00:42where there's a small break in between the last episodes
00:45and the first four.
00:45A small break?
00:46I think it's because Brennan requested in his,
00:49that he do not work with us three days in a row.
00:51Yeah, he was like two days in a row last time was a lot.
00:53That's enough.
00:55This was such an amazing episode.
00:58And we started in Winter's Eve.
01:00You've been all over, Kelsey.
01:01Girl.
01:02Everywhere.
01:02Every season.
01:03Can I just say randomly,
01:05I know this sounds like I'm lying,
01:06but something told me we need to just gang up
01:08on this fucking Constance, whatever his name is, guy.
01:11I was like, let's just go.
01:12Castano.
01:12Oh, let's just gang up on Castano.
01:14Just beat him up.
01:15Go crazy.
01:15He's so annoying.
01:17You punch everyone.
01:18I should have punched him.
01:20You're so right.
01:22He was so annoying.
01:23You punch everyone.
01:25Oh my gosh.
01:26He was really playing a fool.
01:29He was really playing a fool.
01:30But throughout, him throwing those levers and fucking around.
01:35And then it was the book.
01:37He got the book from the Wizard's Tower.
01:40Sly like a fox.
01:41Sly like a fox.
01:42And then got those chains.
01:43Got those chains of command from the Dragon's War.
01:46Yes, that happened in the last time.
01:47He really did.
01:48You made out with him.
01:50I did.
01:50It was good though, girl.
01:51He can kiss.
01:52He probably stole something off you.
01:53Check your pockets.
01:54Girl, he can blow.
01:55Okay.
01:56You look back and all your rings are gone.
01:59I know this aristocratic swashbuckler.
02:02It was bad news.
02:03It was a real estate developer with a basket-hilt sword.
02:07And I feel like you tried to tell us and you were like, because you were like, when he
02:11came into battle to get Momo free, you were like, this gentleman is coming with a mask
02:17on.
02:18We should have made the connection.
02:19He was very, what do you call it, he was very loyal to this woman who we now know is
02:27on the dark side.
02:28Yes.
02:29Dork-sided.
02:30Dork-sided.
02:31But she fired him.
02:32So that confused me.
02:33He changed wigs.
02:34We all got confused.
02:35Right?
02:36You can't tell.
02:38The mask changed.
02:39The hat changed.
02:40The cloak changed.
02:40All of a sudden.
02:41The teacher said, take your robes off.
02:43The teacher said, take your robes off, honey.
02:46Well, it's interesting.
02:47I wonder how we're feeling about it.
02:48Because we have a, my God, a myriad assortment of villains that have been plaguing us.
02:54We have, you know, we saw that vision of Mysara and Huey and of course the Queen Anira waiting
03:00for us.
03:01And then, of course, we have, you know, Alexei, the Marquess, what the fuck is this guy's
03:07name again?
03:08I gave myself a name that even I can't say.
03:10The French guy.
03:11The Frenchman, Alexei Kleinbauer-du-Flashuit-Von-Baudelaire.
03:17And also, didn't the other, didn't the other guy have a long name too?
03:20Who is this?
03:21Oh, Constano.
03:22Constano Beasani.
03:23A little bit shorter.
03:24I was like, that's his signature is having a long, ridiculous name.
03:27We should have fucked him up.
03:29We should have just beat him up.
03:30I know.
03:31We should have.
03:32Right there in the fucking.
03:33Shoulda, coulda, whatever.
03:34And it looks bad.
03:34Poor.
03:35Came out of nowhere.
03:35Poor.
03:36Well, yes.
03:37They came out of nowhere.
03:37Just a beard.
03:38But you can, I think you can also, you should remember too, that there's a, we knew that
03:45you guys were being followed, right?
03:47We knew you were being followed back in the Venomlands.
03:50The cloud of smoke.
03:51The cloud of smoke that was following you.
03:52But we also knew that there were servants of Queen Inera here in this place.
03:57Now that, you have successfully avoided that train of people that were following you.
04:01But, you know, you have a crystal ball that can go and scry on people and stuff like that,
04:05right?
04:05So it's like that, you know, Mysara had a reason to want to be in touch with Twyla.
04:10And it seems like there's a complex thing that you have some different villains that
04:13are opposing you.
04:15But we saw this moment with Titania that was very tender.
04:18Mm-hmm.
04:20And we have Troianne who seems to be coming around now that your mother is a true, true
04:25villain.
04:26Right.
04:26Especially with like Roy there.
04:28Roy and Spole in chains before her throne.
04:31Yeah.
04:33How are you feeling?
04:34Like, looking at the back of him, is there any part of you that is looking and going
04:38like, maybe there's a sliver of hope there, right?
04:40Like, Mysara did want to seem to be like truly trying to convince you and was upset when
04:45you would not follow her.
04:47Right.
04:47Because she could have hurt me.
04:49Oh, yeah.
04:50And, you know.
04:51Yeah.
04:51So I do believe we, I think we came to the conclusion that Mysara is under some sort of
04:59spell or just.
05:00Did we?
05:01I think she's under the spell of revenge and.
05:04Well, Troy, before being tricked.
05:06Mm-hmm.
05:07That's what I think it is.
05:08Well, Troianne definitely was like, people who work with my mom don't understand who they're
05:12dealing with.
05:12Yeah.
05:13I think that what's going on right now is Mysara is sick with vengeance.
05:18She just wants.
05:19Again, it's Magneto and Professor X.
05:21Magneto doesn't think he's evil.
05:23Magneto thinks he's just doing what's best for mutants.
05:25And I think that Mysara just thinks she's doing what's best for fairies, which I will
05:30say this.
05:31I think that we might have an advantage in the battle because I don't think Mysara would
05:35even attack another Fae.
05:36I feel like when we're in there, you could be all about her Fae and giving her the business
05:40and she wouldn't try to come for us.
05:41But she could have fucked you up if she chose not to.
05:44But there's also a glimmer.
05:45That's true.
05:46There's a glimmer of hope.
05:46She's being smiled.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Yeah.
05:49I don't think she's all bad.
05:51I think she's capable.
05:52So she has a heart, you know?
05:53I mean, you have to have a heart to be hurt, right?
05:56It's wrapped in lead.
05:57I mean, we can show her the light.
06:01Y'all, I feel like we've taken on a lot together, okay?
06:04We literally beat the Queen of the Underworld.
06:06We can do this battle.
06:07Cyclops.
06:08Oh, the Cyclops.
06:09It makes me very...
06:10I just hope there's some shred of hope that when we get down there, we can summon some type
06:16of Momo power, some type of Mo-Stan's...
06:19Mo-Fan-Drix.
06:20Mo-Fan-Drix.
06:21Some...
06:21We need to get, like, Dragon's Breath or something from it that we can summon in a last-ditch effort
06:26when we get down there.
06:27We're going to boil the water and we all start frying up.
06:29Yeah.
06:30Why can't Momo just make it a seafood boil and boil the ocean?
06:36Because we'd be in there.
06:37We'll be there, too, girl.
06:38Well, we just don't go in yet.
06:39We also get...
06:40You all find these crazy easy options.
06:43Just hit the easy button.
06:49You see, too...
06:50So, this is, by the way...
06:52So, we saw a lot more of this kind of nefarious plan unfolding here, right?
06:57So, we see that, like, Huey is now going to go have to track down this Kraken in the ocean
07:03and try to find it.
07:04And, you know, that Alexei has these chains from Mo-Fan-Drix's horde.
07:08And that Mysara, basically being like the Kraken won't take commands from a non-immortal.
07:14And now Queen Anira has achieved immortality with this boon from Mysara.
07:19And even with the immortality, she still needs the command?
07:21Yes.
07:22Basically, it's like you need the chains of command and they only work in the hands of an immortal.
07:26Oh, God.
07:27What if we can get those chains in my hands?
07:29He's gone.
07:30He's, like, pretty much down there.
07:31He's 50 miles away.
07:32He might be away.
07:32Wait, I have lightning lure.
07:34I have magic.
07:35I have this magic hand.
07:36Oh, you mean when we're down there?
07:37I have a hand that can grab things that are 30 feet away from me.
07:40And I can just...
07:41They're mine.
07:42Oh, because you're immortal.
07:44Yeah.
07:44Hell yeah.
07:45So, if I can get my hands on those dull chains, then Kraken might turn her...
07:52On our side?
07:53Exactly.
07:53Can I do a rogue trick with him and steal it from him?
07:56Potentially.
07:57I mean, it depends on the next time you get your hands on Alexei.
08:01But there's definitely...
08:02It's very interesting.
08:03There's, like, a lot of things that are sort of happening that are this, like, this nefarious plan, the role
08:09Alexei's playing in it.
08:10Why is he working with Mysara?
08:11Mysara, why is she working with Anira?
08:13But it's all coming to a head.
08:15And now...
08:16But that's all...
08:18You know, all of that is very scary and ominous.
08:21But you're in the beautiful oasis of Mitali.
08:25Big upgrade.
08:26I'm sorry.
08:27I'm sorry.
08:27We're not taking in the sights.
08:29We have a lot on our plates.
08:31We're just like, what is this nice beach?
08:32It's lovely over here.
08:34We're shaking, Brennan.
08:35We're scared.
08:37I am scared.
08:38That is so scary.
08:40He's like, you're staying at the Four Seasons Mitali.
08:42What's going on?
08:44I love that moment of you all putting together with the...
08:48I'm sure it was like, what's Brennan talking about?
08:50Like, a freak and there's Jade Vipers.
08:52And as soon as I did the tattoo on the arm, it was, bam!
08:56I'm like, oh my God.
08:56Garbage eater!
08:57Garbage eater!
08:58She's like, I know a trick.
08:59You get in that dumpster, man.
09:00Those...
09:00They do.
09:01And you know what?
09:02Like, that's another one.
09:04Movie theaters throw out popcorn in clean garbage bags.
09:08Yeah, I've seen this.
09:09Yeah.
09:09And Dunkin' Donuts throws out their donuts.
09:11That's right.
09:12There was a bakery that...
09:13When I was a college student, I was broke enough that I was...
09:16There was a bakery.
09:17I'd stop by and I'd be like, you need help throwing out those donuts.
09:20I'm your boy.
09:21I mean...
09:21Another life hack.
09:23De Beers throws out their diamonds.
09:25What?
09:25Yeah.
09:26What do you mean they throw out...
09:27They go bad?
09:28Yeah.
09:28When they will say anything, y'all, don't...
09:31Cartier throws out their gold, too.
09:33You need to go ahead and get some gold from Cartier.
09:35And is Bitcoin throwing out their Bitcoins?
09:37Well, I'll tell you what.
09:38Moe Fandrix was certainly throwing out a lot of his horde.
09:41Yes.
09:41So, it's nice, because there's a lot of nefarious...
09:44Kel Ford is a rough world.
09:45There's a lot of nefarious folks.
09:46But you do have some people in your corner.
09:48So Moe Fandrix, Spole's a real sweetie,
09:50although he's at the bottom of the ocean now.
09:52I'm frozen without wings.
09:54I don't even know...
09:54He's not frozen now.
09:55Oh, I thought that wish was so sweet.
09:57You got a gift for Spole from Moe Fandrix.
10:02Do you see where Twyla's heart is?
10:04She's...
10:04But he's such a little sub.
10:05What is...
10:06What is Spole going to do for us?
10:08She's a mommy.
10:08She wants to suck.
10:09You made out with a murderer.
10:13Who was hot.
10:15I held him first, and he wasn't that odd.
10:20Always, always going for my sloppy second.
10:23Listen, just because we met him when he was working,
10:25you know, as a Domovoy,
10:26sort of dusting up the hero's heart,
10:29Spole's good looking.
10:30Spole's a cutie.
10:31Elijah Wood, remember?
10:32Cutie.
10:34Yes.
10:34Elijah Wood in Lord of the Rings.
10:36I would hit it.
10:37There you go.
10:38There you go.
10:38I like to see it.
10:41And we got these lovely clockwork wings.
10:43We got a net of return,
10:45so you can throw it and it can come back to you.
10:47We got this gorgeous locket
10:49that if anyone touches you
10:51who does not have your heart's true desire,
10:53does not have their, like,
10:54heart's true desire as their pure motive,
10:57they will burn to the touch.
10:59And I got told you got it, girl.
11:00I wish I had that.
11:01You got told you got it.
11:03You got it.
11:03No, hey, Mitali,
11:04we're getting something, like,
11:05specific for you, right?
11:06Yes.
11:07There's something to craft
11:08as, like, a tool of immortality.
11:11Something that's, like, related.
11:12Planet yet to come.
11:13Yes.
11:13What's that sword from the Lord of the Rings
11:15that gets made out of the heart of it or whatever?
11:18Oh, andryl.
11:19We're getting you an andryl.
11:20There you go.
11:21We're going to get you an android.
11:23Like a strong weapon?
11:23Yeah.
11:24We're getting you something crafted
11:25that's going to be for this specific battle
11:27that's going to be very helpful.
11:28Thanks.
11:28Everyone's got their thing.
11:30You've got your heart, your brain,
11:31and your courage.
11:32You're going to have to roll up to Mitali as well,
11:34hopefully in time to stop this duel
11:36that's about to happen between two of your suitors.
11:39Love it.
11:40I feel like Angela from The Office.
11:45And hopefully they can rope one of the men
11:46to come fight with us.
11:48Yeah.
11:48Right?
11:49The more the barrier.
11:49They'll be good fighters.
11:50Yeah, we need help.
11:51We just lost two.
11:51Girl, when we go down there,
11:53when we roll up to Everdeep,
11:54it needs to be like that last scene
11:56in Avengers Endgame, okay?
11:57Everybody just coming through
11:58and ready to throw down.
12:00I haven't seen that.
12:01Oh, no, but the thing that we have
12:02only gives like 60 toasts.
12:02You just spoiled it to me?
12:04It came out five years ago, girl.
12:07I'm still watching The Breakfast.
12:10I don't want to tell you
12:11how Passion of the Christ ends.
12:13Don't, don't, don't.
12:15But the thing that Mofandrix gave us
12:19only gives six of us water things,
12:21so we kind of can't even take
12:22that many people with us.
12:23That's right.
12:23You don't need it.
12:24I don't need it.
12:25So we have,
12:26and we all have water breathe.
12:28No, but this is like,
12:29You have water breathing,
12:30so this is giving you a swim speed.
12:31Swim speed down there.
12:32Yeah.
12:33So you have to take it,
12:34so I don't need it.
12:34So we have three,
12:35so we have three to spare, basically.
12:37So you have three,
12:38you have up to three allies,
12:40and you don't know what condition
12:41you're going to find Spole
12:42or Roy in down there,
12:44so that might,
12:44they might be spoken for, right?
12:46Like, you may need to give that
12:47to them just to be able to escape.
12:50But there is a lot coming.
12:53There's a lot on its way.
12:54The Oasis of Metali,
12:56filled with arcane wonders
12:58and a princess
13:00with true heartfelt affection
13:03for one of your number,
13:04along with the dangerous guild of thieves
13:07that she belongs to,
13:08that our friend,
13:09our friend Mofandrix said,
13:11were very wealthy indeed,
13:13maybe having what you would need
13:15for a tool of immortality,
13:17but certainly having
13:19one last boon.
13:21You should get in between them
13:23like this to stop them,
13:24and then your hands will let you know
13:25if they have pure intentions in the last.
13:27I wish I had one of those lockets
13:31earlier in my life.
13:34It's the only way to change.
13:37Every tip we grab at a show.
13:43It was just burnt up.
13:45Everybody.
13:46Well, Metali awaits,
13:48and that will have to happen next week
13:50on another thrilling episode of Dimension 20.
13:52Thank you so much.
13:53Tune in, and we'll see you there.
13:54Farewell!
13:56Bye, Questing Queens.
13:58Bye, Questing Queens.
13:59Bye!
13:59Bye, Questing Queens.
14:00Bye, Questing Queens.
14:05Bye!
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