00:06Humpty Dumpty
00:07Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fool.
00:11All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
00:18When all other efforts failed, in a secret lab, the king's top bio-nuclear scientists
00:24combined hydrogen, the lightest element, and bombinium, the heaviest, to construct a polymer matrix
00:30that would bind Humpty Dumpty back together again.
00:33Possessed of extreme mass and incredible weightlessness
00:36and infused with awesome atomic superpowers, he became...
00:40H.T.D.T.
00:43Now, with the help of ten-year-old super scientist Axel and his babysitter Orisa,
00:48H.T.D.T. protects the kingdom of old stories from the criminal gang of hooligans
00:52led by the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker.
00:56A trio of evil geniuses who will stop at nothing
00:59in their quest to be the dastardly stars of every children's story.
01:05H.T.D.T.!
01:28H.T.D.T.
01:30H.T.D.T.
01:31H.T.D.T.
01:36H.T.D.T.
01:47H.T.D.T.
01:50H.T.D.T.
02:05isn't a toy you are right orisa it's the king htdt is a powerful crime-fighting machine and you're
02:12supposed to control it after all i thought you were yeah world's greatest science prodigy i know
02:20so can i still have some fun once in a while i didn't bring you and your babysitter here from
02:25the real world to have fun axel i brought you here to protect my kingdom from the butcher
02:29the baker and the candlestick maker
02:36that's what we've been doing so far but let's see if you're up to your next task
02:40the goose's golden egg has gone missing last seen on farmer's boulevard wearing a gold shell
02:48accompanied by mother goose we're on it
02:54hold on we need a plan
02:59calm down just calm down
03:04does anybody here speak to i can probably help i dated a goose
03:12dated a goose
03:19she said someone stole her golden egg
03:24we know that ask her who took it
03:26oh
03:27Hong Kong! Hong Kong! Hong Kong! Hong Kong! Hong Kong! Hong Kong!
03:34A big bad wolf!
03:45Um, what's up with HGDT?
03:48Orisa, he stole an egg! This is personal!
03:58Big ears, big eyes, big teeth! This wolf's a real deal!
04:06Everybody ready?
04:08Okay, you're up, HGDT! Scramble!
04:20HGDT!
04:27Just a dream! Just a dream! Happy place! Happy place!
04:32Look at this guy! Hey, I thought people called you the big bad wolf!
04:37Haven't you heard of sarcasm?
04:39Where's the egg wolf?
04:41Uh, there?
04:47The golden egg!
04:49Uh, I don't know! I don't know what you're talking about!
04:52Don't play dumb! The goose said it was you!
04:54What are you talking about, the goose said? The only thing a goose can say is honk!
04:59Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!
05:01You think he's telling us the truth?
05:03Only one way to find out!
05:08And every scientist knows, the only thing a goose can say is honk!
05:13Told you guys!
05:15Get out of here!
05:18I don't get it!
05:19If geese can't talk, why did that pig tell us he could?
05:22I guess he just wanted to seem smart?
05:25Unless...
05:26He was in on it all along!
05:29Pam? The pigs are so innocent and lovable!
05:32Not all pigs, Orisa!
05:34You're forgetting about...
05:36Las tres pequeñas carnitas!
05:40Pigs! Pigs! Pigs! Pigs!
05:52Full house, hombre!
05:54I don't believe you got to do for that smarmy little side of bacon!
05:58These guys are bad news!
06:00Maybe I should do the talking?
06:02Orisa!
06:04Fine, Axel!
06:05You can talk!
06:06Sweet!
06:07I'll be like...
06:08I guess the wall!
06:09On the floor!
06:10Hands in the air!
06:11Whatever!
06:12As long as nobody moves until I say go!
06:14Okay?
06:16Okay.
06:16So to review one last time...
06:20Achoo!
06:20And again!
06:34Gets the air!
06:35Wall of the hands!
06:36Floor!
06:37Game over, piggies!
06:38Where's the egg?
06:43A golden egg?
06:45A golden egg?
06:45A Risa!
06:46Don't answer that!
06:47I'm doing the talking, not her!
06:49Sorry muchachos!
06:51We don't got no egg!
06:53Oh no!
06:58Golden egg!
06:59Eight ecic.
07:03Eight ecic!
07:06Eight ecic!
07:06Seatle of the ass!
07:19Eight parceấu!
07:22An offensive egg!
07:24And the fourth Royale!
07:24Er...
07:27Sí!
07:28Qué belonging!
07:32¡Anyway!
07:39¡Amid!
07:40¡Arriba!
07:48¡No, goza más! ¡No, goza más! ¡No, goza más, amigos!
07:54¡Eh! ¡No, hais da!
08:25Hello, Mr. Baker, Butcher and Candlestick Maker.
08:29We got them.
08:34Oh, no!
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