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A 1993 VHS recording (exact date TBD) - YTV - partial episodes of:
-Reboot, episode 3 - “Quick and the Fed” (possible date of Oct. 1, 1994)
-Barbie - Glitter Hair, Jewel Barbie, Camp Barbie
-Botsmaster Season 2, Episode 7 - “The Duel” (date TBD)
Credits - Sonic The Hedgehog (weekdays 3:30pm)
TAPE CUT
-Deke Wilson's Mini Mysteries - Of Moose and Men (September 24, 1994 - same as another tape I have uploaded, but a different tape!)
-A smidgeon of Pink Panther
-A few commercials and bumpers that may help to date it
Thanks to "hellomrkearns", "xBrav" and others from the YTV Archives discord for further breakdown and dating.
Uploaded by mindape on archive.org.
Reboot belongs to Mainframe Studios.
The Bots Master belongs to Créativité et Développement (C&D), Saban Entertainment, and Avi Arad.
A 1993 VHS recording (exact date TBD) - YTV - partial episodes of:
-Reboot, episode 3 - “Quick and the Fed” (possible date of Oct. 1, 1994)
-Barbie - Glitter Hair, Jewel Barbie, Camp Barbie
-Botsmaster Season 2, Episode 7 - “The Duel” (date TBD)
Credits - Sonic The Hedgehog (weekdays 3:30pm)
TAPE CUT
-Deke Wilson's Mini Mysteries - Of Moose and Men (September 24, 1994 - same as another tape I have uploaded, but a different tape!)
-A smidgeon of Pink Panther
-A few commercials and bumpers that may help to date it
Thanks to "hellomrkearns", "xBrav" and others from the YTV Archives discord for further breakdown and dating.
Uploaded by mindape on archive.org.
Reboot belongs to Mainframe Studios.
The Bots Master belongs to Créativité et Développement (C&D), Saban Entertainment, and Avi Arad.
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00:00Wish. What?
00:01Get him! It's Bob!
00:04Stop him!
00:09It'll erase if he gets within ten bits of that madness.
00:48Glitch! Cutters!
01:04Look out! Backspace! Backspace!
01:25Glitch! Auto stone!
01:31Stop!
01:39Later.
01:46Okay, boss. It's been written down.
01:50Bob!
01:55Major coolness out there, Bob.
01:56I heard you royally kicked Megabyte's bitmap.
01:59You think there'll be a game, Sue?
02:00Think I could go in the game with you, huh?
02:02I could be your co-pilot or your deputy or...
02:04Uh, Enzo.
02:06It's not good for business when you sit on the customers.
02:09Oh, sorry. Here, Bob.
02:12Table for two, sir?
02:15Yes, Cecil. Please.
02:17That's Cecil.
02:33Hmm.
02:39Wait at the bar. Wait at the bar.
02:43Uh...
02:43Care to join me, Bob?
02:44Uh, sure. Thanks, Dot.
02:54Somebody move my stool!
02:57Cecil, a drink for Bob.
02:59Of course, ma'am.
03:01Oh, cool one on track one!
03:04Oh, cool one on track one!
03:30Oh!
03:34You better get that to old man Pearson's data dump down in Sector 1001.
03:39I will. Thanks.
03:43Go ahead, Enzo. Give Glitch a try.
03:45Really?
03:47Alphanumeric!
03:50Glitch?
03:52Uh, hammer.
03:56Flashlight.
04:01Uh, jackhammer.
04:06Glitch! Stop!
04:16Uh!
04:18Set!
04:21Glitch!
04:22Auto-Stone!
04:25Uh...
04:29What have I done?
04:30Poor Dot!
04:31Erased by her own brother in the prime of her input-output!
04:34She's too young to end file!
04:36Too young to quit without saving!
04:37It's all my fault!
04:38If only I had...
04:39We'll get her help, Enzo.
04:40Don't panic.
04:43Doesn't anyone here know how to reverse a magnetic erasure?
04:47No, but Fong would, sir.
04:50Huh?
04:59Uh, Fong Dot needs help now?
05:02As in not later?
05:08Shhh!
05:08Concentration is important!
05:19Ah!
05:21You have good backspin, my son!
05:27You're telling me!
05:28Huh?
05:35Now that you have whomped me at my favorite game, you have proven yourself worthy of my vast knowledge and
05:43endless wisdom.
05:45What was the question?
05:47I told you it's Dot! She's been partially erased by a magnet, and they said you would know how to
05:52return her to normal!
05:53Hmm, magnetic erasure, huh?
05:57The source code accelerates an unstable file fragmentation, leading to a complete delete.
06:03Whoa, you lost me, Fong. Can you repeat that? In plain DOS?
06:08Probably not, but I can tell you that Dot needs to access some really, really, really slow food.
06:15It will decelerate her accelerated condition and return her to normal.
06:22Well, what are you waiting for? Any shock or sudden movement could completely destabilize her. Hurry! You don't have old
06:29seconds, you know!
06:31And he knew a place that serves this kind of smooth food.
06:35Owls wait and eat. Level 31!
06:40Level 31?! No way!
06:43Level 30-31?!
06:46We, we, we, we, you, you don't can't go there! It's too dangerous!
06:51Shhh, not to worry, I've got this all figured out!
06:54Bob. It's my problem too. Use a window to call. Not another word. You do the relaxing, I'll do the
07:08saving, okay?
07:10Man, she's really out of it.
07:12Oh, who can I go with you? Level 31, can I, can I help?
07:16I'm counting on you here, and so is your sister. Hang in there, Dot. Bob's on the job.
07:37Whoa. Tough room.
07:44Hello?
07:46May I take your order?
07:49This is an emergency. I need slow food to go. Fast!
07:52Ha, ha, ha. That's a good one. Hear that, Al?
07:59What?
08:00Slow food doesn't go fast. That's why it's slow.
08:08If you want to order some food, take a number.
08:194,096. Must be the lunch crowd.
08:23Now serving number three.
08:31Reboot will return after these messages.
08:41Glitter hair Barbie's got sparkling hair.
08:44And glitter gel that you can share.
08:47You can share it with Barbie.
08:48Sun jewel Barbie comes shining through.
08:51When you put on her jewels any way that you want to.
08:55You can share it with Barbie.
08:57Share it with Barbie.
08:59Camp Barbie, having good times out in the sun.
09:09I have a function for you.
09:11Hack and Slash.
09:13I am proud to announce that I am Hack.
09:15And I am Slash.
09:16He is Slash.
09:17I am Slash.
09:18I am Hack.
09:19Don't you know us, Mr. Megabyte?
09:20Hack and Slash, get it right.
09:21Guys, I'm blue.
09:22Let's not waste memory on unimportant details.
09:26I need that magnet.
09:27I want you to search and retrieve, Bob.
09:31Bob?
09:32Ooh, I don't like that.
09:34Bob, no problem.
09:35That's a piece of cake.
09:44What's the deal with Seven?
09:46Why is everybody afraid of him?
09:48Because Seven ain't mine.
09:55Can't you process my food any faster?
09:58Look, pal.
10:00I gotta feed this whole room.
10:02I got a partner on my back for this big bake-out order.
10:07And Al back there only runs at three deckerhertz.
10:13What?
10:14You gotta wait online like everyone else, okay?
10:24Help me, please.
10:26I need your food on a matter of life and death.
10:29Zip off, punk.
10:31I've been waiting for this since I was four.
10:37Oh, what are you doing here?
10:40We already paid Megabyte.
10:42Don't smash up the place again.
10:46Everyone, I'm looking for a dear friend.
10:50Send him like that.
10:52Care to trade?
10:54Uh, what?
10:55You give me food.
10:57I'll get rid of your friends.
10:58What?
10:59Uh, sure.
11:00You got a deal.
11:04Here I am, Megabyte.
11:08Well, seize him, you fools.
11:12You have to catch me first.
11:15Hey!
11:16I was gonna say that.
11:35Warning, incoming game.
11:39Warning, incoming game.
11:43Warning, incoming game.
11:58You aren't going to catch me before the game wall closes.
12:02Oh, yeah?
12:03Why not?
12:04Yeah, why not?
12:07Because you stopped.
12:09Catch me, girl!
12:14We are going to make it.
12:14I think we're gonna do it.
12:16We are going to make it.
12:17Oh, we are going to make it.
12:19We are going to make it.
12:22We are not going to make it.
12:26Yeah.
12:27Clean up crew, level one.
12:41Reboot!
12:44I know this game.
12:46Looks like Castle Zen.
12:47Dice!
12:50Help!
12:53Please help me!
12:55Dot.
12:56God, I'm coming!
12:57She needs this food.
12:59If the White Knight grabs Dot in her condition, she could really be in distress.
13:02I can't believe in her condition, she must red, not her condition, she must have Northern 은혜.
13:05No secret.
13:13I've never seen it before.
13:14Not her condition.
13:16Uh, absolutely.
13:21The arms rat or bone dela.
13:24Don't rip our bone olha for a story.
13:24Um, man.
13:27and don't break the hairspray.
13:30Have no待sen.
13:31That's your own dragon!
13:52Major problems at 6 o'clock?
13:54What?
13:56Who's in there anyway?
13:57It's just me, and Al's working on the fire breathing part.
14:05Great.
14:09Reboot will return after these messages.
14:33Get with the program! If we don't stop that white knight, we're all history!
14:38Okay, here goes!
14:59Nice belching.
15:00I think Al's getting the hang of the furnace.
15:05What?
15:24How about keeping the white knight busy while I access the damsel?
15:27You got it, Bob!
15:30B.S. & P.
15:39Help!
15:43Don't bother to get up. I'm just passing through.
15:58Uh-oh.
15:59No!
16:19You really shouldn't lie down! You look terrible!
16:29That's my bed.
16:30Well done.
16:56Glitch!
16:57Bitwind!
16:58Large icons!
17:04Help!
17:05Help!
17:07I'm coming, Dot!
17:18Bob!
17:20Enzo!
17:21Am I glad to see you?
17:23You've gotta help me delete these stupid clothes!
17:25It's mega embarrassing!
17:27I wanted to reboot into a night like you,
17:29not a damsel in this dress!
17:31That color is you!
17:33Hey, why haven't you bowled me over yet?
17:40Where's Dot?
17:41I'm supposed to be saving her, remember?
17:45She's right there, Bob.
17:47Dot!
17:48You're better!
17:49Not for long!
17:50I can't fight him forever!
17:53By myself!
17:57Oh, right!
17:58I'm coming!
18:04I don't think so.
18:11The icon!
18:12Hit his icon!
18:20The icon!
18:28Hit his icon!
18:36No way!
18:38Game over!
18:48Hey!
18:49All right, Enzo!
18:50Nice shot!
18:51Good job!
18:53Good job!
18:53You mean it?
18:54Yeah!
18:55All right!
18:56I give up!
18:56How'd you get back to normal?
18:58I was trying to tell you before!
19:00Al and I are partners in his business!
19:02I just vid-windowed for a delivery!
19:04You and Al?
19:06So much for me being Mr. Save the Day!
19:09Care for some, uh, slightly used food?
19:12No, but thanks for the thought!
19:14Bob!
19:16It was quite difficult and time-consuming to process that magnet, Bob.
19:22I think I'd like it returned.
19:25And the sooner, the better.
19:28Hey!
19:29No need to be so dramatic, MB!
19:31Glitch!
19:32Tongues!
19:33I was just gonna toss it anyway!
19:35Here!
19:36Catch!
19:38Ah!
19:39Huck!
19:41Slush!
19:44Come on!
19:47You know, it's times like this I feel extremely close to you!
19:50You know, I was gonna say this-
19:51And there's something I should tell you before we-
19:53Before we hit rock-b-
19:54Come on!
20:00Go over there!
20:06That's just the key!
20:12He must have found something!
20:14And now something's got hurt!
20:17Gosh!
20:18How do you tell Dee Dee's lost things like this?
20:20I'm glad I'm not in charge!
20:23Hmm...
20:27Hmm...
20:28Dr. Hitt!
20:29What a surprise!
20:31Did you find any...
20:33Krangmore today?
20:34No, my dear Lady Frenzy!
20:37I found something much more valuable than Krangmore!
20:41I think you've been spending too much time in the quarry!
20:44All that bad air is getting to you!
20:46Huh?
20:52Blitzy Zoolander!
20:55What?
21:10Don't worry, Zizi!
21:12I'm sure Mrs. Sports Boys found her by now!
21:15It's her!
21:16It's Blit!
21:17I knew she was okay!
21:19You call being in Lady Frenzy's office with a steel gag across your mouth?
21:25Okay!
21:26Calm down while we go decide what to do with you!
21:34Zizi!
21:35Zizi!
21:35Lindsay's gone!
21:36We found VAS empty and... and tank locked!
21:39I know!
21:40She's been taken prisoner by the Corp!
21:42I need to...
21:43Help me!
21:45Help me!
21:45I need to...
21:46Traction!
21:48Genesix, I'm calling Lady Frenzy!
21:50Bounce our signal so the call can't be traced!
21:58Frenzy!
21:59This is Zip Zoolander!
22:01I know you've got my sister!
22:05Patch me into Paradim!
22:06This is going to be priceless!
22:08Thank you!
22:10Help me!
22:11We have the pleasure of some company!
22:14In the form of two Zoolanders!
22:16Blitzy here in my office!
22:18And Ziv on the speaker phone!
22:20What can I do for you, Mr. Zoolander?
22:23Paradim, I know you've got my sister!
22:26But she's not the one you really want!
22:28Agreed!
22:29I'm ready to make a deal!
22:30If you've got the guts!
22:32I'm listening!
22:34I'll meet Dr. Hiss in a one-on-one duel!
22:37My strongest bot and I!
22:39Against him and his strongest bot!
22:41Why should we agree to this?
22:44Because of the stakes!
22:46If I win, Blitzy goes free!
22:48If you win, my boys and I will surrender!
22:52And agree to work for the Corp!
22:54I like your style, Zoolander!
22:57Agreed!
22:58Call back in an hour, and we'll make the arrangements!
23:03Why should we agree to this duel?
23:06We have his sister!
23:08If we do not agree, he'll only mount an attack!
23:11This way, he'll come to us!
23:13And we'll destroy him!
23:17Hmm...
23:19Hmm...
23:21Hmm...
23:24Hmm...
23:28When he calls, set up the duel!
23:32But give yourself enough time to lay traps in the area where the battle will take place!
23:37But what if Zoolander brings his own battle port?
23:41He won't!
23:42He's too honest!
23:44He'll play by the rules!
23:47The Fools!
23:49It's the crap, ZZ!
23:50What are we gonna do?
23:52We're gonna play by the rules!
23:54The Corp rules!
23:59We've gotta get your motion accelerator activated quickly!
24:01Hook up a remote control device and tweak, so I can control jungle fiber!
24:07According to my probability study, there's a 97% chance the Corp won't free her no matter who wins the
24:14duel!
24:15You heard them, didn't you?
24:17Huh? Huh?
24:17It's a trap!
24:19Well, what better time to test Genisix's new invention?
24:23Whatever the consequences, it's a chance I have to take!
24:27Listen...
24:30If I can make a suggestion, I've integrated the circuits into my computer banks to allow you to make audio
24:35commands.
24:36Make sure Blitzy is free!
24:38If anything happens to me, she'll know what to do!
24:46Take me up, Quig!
24:51Holy moat!
25:01I'll keep them in a tight formation until we reach the deserted stadium at the edge of the city!
25:06Audio command transmitted.
25:10Why is it that when you go into battle, your hands always sweat but your mouth is dry?
25:15Actually, ZZ, it's a complex physiological reaction which is governed by several mystery centers in your brain, which...
25:22Come on, Genisix, give me a break!
25:25Can't a guy talk to himself from time to time?
25:36Where is it?
25:49Oh, he is as gullible as I...
25:54Break off, Jungle Fiver!
25:56When do you intend to use the motion accelerator, ZZ?
26:00Not before I know Blitzy is free!
26:02Let them believe they're winning!
26:04Dangerous strategy!
26:05Goin' down!
26:11Come to hit, Zoolander!
26:14This landing will be your last!
26:18At last!
26:20A man who is stupid enough to race to his doom!
26:30I always knew you were more talk than action!
26:35Goliath, open fire!
26:37Blast him to bed!
26:39No!
26:39He's dead!
26:41No!
26:42He's dead!
26:47Now, Twerk!
26:48All fiber sections converge on the stadium!
26:51Here we go.
27:29It's laser time, boys!
27:59This is a restricted area.
28:02Present your IDs.
28:04I don't have an ID, but here's our calling card.
28:22I've got you, Blitzy.
28:40No!
29:15This is hiding down there somewhere.
29:17This is easy.
29:18Be advised, Blitzy's safe.
29:20We're bringing her home.
29:25Jungle fiber combined!
29:27Motion accelerator in use.
29:29Time to show these slugs what real fighting's like!
29:57Jungle fiber, drop it now!
30:01That's vermissing one!
30:03It's my sister!
30:04It's easy!
30:05Are you okay?
30:06A lot better now that I hear your voice.
30:08Heading to you, sis!
30:10Good work, boys!
30:12Game over!
30:13We're heading home!
30:19We're heading home!
30:20We're heading home!
30:36Oh, no!
30:37It's nice to see your space!
30:38And you too, sis!
30:40How about me?
30:42Thank you!
30:43Thank you all for freeing me!
30:47I love you all.
30:50About time you got back!
30:52I prefer Zeewee Zuple warm all day!
30:58Zeewee boy?
31:00Yuck!
31:01Just kidding, sir.
31:06Bop Master.
31:10You know, the planet is in a jam!
31:13A diabolical plan of only one man!
31:16Keep your quills in, cause he's coming at supersonic speed!
31:20That loose streak of lightning!
31:23Sonic the Hedgehog races weekdays at 3.30 on YTV!
31:27We're small boys and we like making noise!
31:29We have a shock and I have a challenge and joy!
31:31I'm a cook! I like to finish your teeth!
31:33But don't forget, you are what you eat!
31:35I'm Watson!
31:35Let me swivel and say, I rock to the dock and I save the day!
31:38I'm a nerd, he's a name and the brain is my game!
31:40I'm Jenny Dick, any problem I can fix!
31:42My name is Hinges, the name Hinges!
31:44Now I use my sword and my name is Hinges!
31:46I'm Zeewee Zoolander!
31:47Zeewee for short, you know I fight the core bum, the boss master!
31:50Listen up you all, you're the boys brigade!
31:52When it's laser time, put on the 3D shade!
31:55Laser time, boys!
31:56Come on, boys!
31:56Flavio Zeewee?!
31:57That's the win!
32:02You're the boys!
32:06What?!
32:13You're the boys!
32:52Uh, I really don't know what you're talking about.
32:54I want him back.
32:59Wait.
33:00If you smash that into the ground, it'll explode.
33:03Taking you, me, and half the city block with it.
33:14If I don't have him back by noon today, you're dead.
33:18Simple as that.
33:26I'll be back.
33:28That was it.
33:29Life, as I knew it, was over.
33:32I was suddenly doomed to spend the rest of my days as a fugitive, forever running, trying
33:38to escape the murderous wrath of a vicious and bloodthirsty behemoth.
33:43All for a crime I didn't commit.
33:47I had heard about this guy before.
33:49His name was Moose LaMarche.
33:52He used to be a wrestling champion until he got thrown out of the league for accidentally
33:57putting a guy into traction.
33:59I'd say, accidentally, because the way the story goes, he didn't actually mean to put
34:05the guy in traction.
34:07He meant to kill him.
34:09I figured I had two choices.
34:12One, find out who the heck he was, and make sure Moose had him back by noon.
34:20Two, move to Iowa, fast.
34:23The fool that I am, I opted for number one.
34:26I had less than three hours.
34:30What time is it?
34:32About 9.30.
34:34Why?
34:349.30?
34:35Are you serious?
34:38What's the matter?
34:40All I'm asking for is a simple burial.
34:42Nothing fancy.
34:43Just a few friends.
34:44You know, tasteful.
34:46What are you talking about?
34:48Tell me all you can about Moose LaMarche.
34:50Keep it short.
34:51Moose LaMarche?
34:53Not the kind of guy you want to mess around with.
34:55I heard one time three guys jumped up going for his wallet.
34:58Yeah?
35:00Two of them can almost walk again.
35:03Where does he live?
35:04With his mom on the west side.
35:06Who does he hang around with?
35:07Nobody at school.
35:09Sometimes you see him at the sub shop on Mill Street.
35:11Acting stupid.
35:12With that weird looking guy with the earrings.
35:14Anything else?
35:17He's got a pet dog named Fred.
35:19Oh, what?
35:20A Doberman, Pitbull, Sabertooth Schnauzer?
35:23Chihuahua.
35:25Chihuahua?
35:26Yeah, Fred the Chihuahua.
35:27He's real cute.
35:28One time Moose brought him to school and he peed on Jimmy McGitty's leg.
35:32Okay, what time is it?
35:35Gotta run.
35:35See ya.
35:37Bye.
35:38Bye.
35:39Bye.
35:40Bye.
35:43Bye.
35:48Bye.
35:56Bye.
35:58Bye.
35:59Bye.
36:01Bye.
36:03Bye.
36:17What time is it?
36:18How come everybody has a sudden obsession with time?
36:21Just tell me.
36:23A little after ten.
36:24Why?
36:25After ten? Are you serious?
36:27What's the matter?
36:28I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
36:30I cannot believe it.
36:31What are you talking about?
36:33Deke!
36:33Deke! He's got less than two hours to live.
36:38Geez. I thought he looked pale, but I figured it was just the flu.
36:41No, no, he's not sick. He's gonna get murdered.
36:45Murdered?
36:45Yeah, by this huge, awful, evil, foul-smelling, rancid, hairy, putrid moose.
36:51Moose.
36:52How come?
36:53I don't know. Nobody knows.
36:56All he said is he had to have him back by noon.
36:58Whoever him is.
37:00That's weird.
37:01The only thing moose cares about is his stupid chihuahua.
37:04Deke doesn't have him, does he?
37:05I doubt it.
37:06I mean, I know you've been standing him up a while lately.
37:09He's not that lonely.
37:11All I know is if Deke doesn't get him back to moose by noon...
37:15What?
37:16What will he do to him?
37:17You really want to know?
37:18He's gonna get Deke's little neck between his two fingers
37:21and snap it like a matchstick.
37:23Then, he's gonna slap them so hard in the back of his head,
37:26his eyeballs are gonna fall out.
37:28Then, when they're rolling around the floor,
37:30he's gonna stomp on them and make them pop.
37:33I get the idea.
37:34What are we gonna do?
37:38I've got a plan.
37:39I've got a plan.
38:10You know what time it is?
38:11You were supposed to open at ten.
38:13Ah, what's twenty minutes?
38:15About a fifth of my remaining existence.
38:19You're a weird kid.
38:21I need some information.
38:23Like what?
38:24I'm a private detective.
38:25And my life's in danger.
38:29Are you buying anything?
38:30What?
38:31Are you buying anything?
38:32Am I buying anything?
38:34My life's in danger and you're asking me if I'm buying anything?
38:36Well, are you?
38:38Sure, I'll have a root beer.
38:42So, what's your problem?
38:44The name Muslim Archie mean anything to you?
38:47Maybe.
38:48Why do you want to know?
38:49Know if he's missing anything?
38:51Yeah, he is as a matter of fact.
38:53His dog got stolen last night.
38:55But you are with a name Fred.
38:57Wait a minute, what's your name?
39:00Wilson.
39:00Deke Wilson.
39:03You're dead.
39:04That's what I've been trying to tell you.
39:06Why'd you do it?
39:08Moose thinks I stole his dog?
39:10And if you value your hedge, you better give him back.
39:12What makes him think I have it?
39:15You saw you take it.
39:17What?
39:18You saw you take it.
39:21Dodge.
39:21Perry.
39:22Thrust.
39:23Dodge.
39:23Perry.
39:24Thrust.
39:24I don't think this is going to work.
39:26Trust me.
39:27I could fence rings around him.
39:30I don't think Moose will want a fence.
39:32Sure he will.
39:33No man who's worth his salt can refuse a duel.
39:35We're not talking man here.
39:37We're talking Sasquatch.
39:38That's good.
39:39I'm counting on him not knowing the rules.
39:41What do you mean?
39:42Well, when he screws up, you declare a foul.
39:45And then when he's confused, ha!
39:48Done like dinner.
39:49I saw this movie once where these two guys were fencing.
39:52And one guy jabbed the other guy right through the face mask.
39:55And blood started gushing out the back of his head.
40:02The back of his head?
40:03Yeah.
40:05Fortunately, I have another plan.
40:08Moose didn't see me take anything.
40:10Sad he did.
40:11Nope, couldn't have.
40:13If he had seen me before.
40:14When he came into my office this morning,
40:16he would have just looked for someone he recognized.
40:19Instead, he had to ask for me by name.
40:22Nope.
40:23Somebody told him I took the dog.
40:25Yeah, you're right.
40:27Some other kid told him you took him.
40:29Dark hair, kind of scoony eyes, and earring.
40:33Should have guessed.
40:34The kid was sitting there having a pizza sub.
40:37Moose was in the washroom,
40:38and I went to the back to grab some buns.
40:41You see that?
40:44Moose did that.
40:46Was sort of upset, I guess.
40:48Said some other kid, you,
40:50came out with a pair of shears
40:51and cut the dog's leash and took off with him.
40:53Said he saw it all through the window.
40:55What was the dog doing outside?
40:57Well, Freddie and Hill's trained too.
40:59I don't like having him in the shop.
41:01Poor dog was howling up his door.
41:02Guess he didn't like being outside
41:03while his master was in here.
41:05It's pitch black out there.
41:06He must have been scared to death.
41:08Those street lamps have been out all week.
41:10But when Moose came out of the washroom,
41:12the dog was gone?
41:14Yeah.
41:15We even went and had a look.
41:16Sure enough, the leash had been snipped right in two,
41:18and half of it was still tied to the post.
41:20And he gave Moose my name?
41:22Name, age, weight, height, address,
41:24postal code, phone number, and student ID.
41:28That little.
41:45I got it.
41:47You got what?
41:48Our secret weapon.
41:50Secret weapon?
41:51Yeah.
41:54This?
41:56It's just a stupid bottle of mistake out.
41:58Yeah, but read the warning label.
42:01Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating
42:04and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
42:07Right.
42:07So what we do is we get 30, 40 cases of this stuff,
42:10concentrate it all down,
42:11put it all in a big slingshot,
42:13and blast it all at Moose's shirt.
42:15Then, when he looks down to see what happens,
42:17he takes a big whiff,
42:19and bam, out like a light.
42:27Fortunately, I have another plan.
42:31Listen, uh, Moose,
42:33there's, uh, something I wanted to talk to you about.
42:37Time is a goose.
42:39Uh, almost 10.30.
42:41Uh, listen,
42:42uh, I understand you may think I have your dog.
42:47No?
42:49I know you have my dog.
42:52You've got until noon,
42:54or I...
42:57Moose, listen,
42:58this is the truth.
42:59I don't have your dog.
43:01I wouldn't steal anything,
43:03let alone a chihuahua.
43:04I mean,
43:05I don't even like chihuahuas.
43:07They're noisy,
43:08ratty little things.
43:12You've got ten seconds to prove
43:14you didn't steal my dog,
43:15or I'm gonna turn your face into hamburger
43:18and feed it to a turtle.
43:19Got that?
43:21My pleasure.
43:25Unfortunately,
43:26since Moose's brain
43:27is about as functional as Meatloaf,
43:29he didn't realize
43:30there's no way
43:31McGitty could have seen me steal that dog.
43:42Yeah, baby!
43:43Come here!
43:44Yeah, baby!
43:44Yeah, baby!
43:46Whoa.
43:47Toucan Sam to reveal big news today.
43:50Toucan Sam,
43:51what's the news?
43:51You all know my Kellogg's Froot Loops.
43:53You mean a delicious part
43:54of this complete breakfast?
43:55Yes,
43:56with the flavors of
43:56humongous orange,
43:58gigantic lemon,
43:59and mammoth cherry.
44:01But now there's a new fruit flavor,
44:03colossal lime.
44:04Wow!
44:05A new lime green fruit flavor!
44:07And colossal lime is in
44:08every box.
44:09Hey!
44:10Kellogg's Froot Loops
44:11with big fruit taste.
44:13New colossal lime.
44:14You can try them, too.
44:18Who knows what evil
44:19lurks in the hearts of men?
44:21The Shadow knows.
44:23Armed with quick-draw 45s,
44:25the mysterious Kleinfighter
44:26faces the evil show on Khan,
44:27now ready for battle.
44:29But Shadow's hypno-eyes
44:30cloud men's minds.
44:31You will obey.
44:33I will obey.
44:34But Khan escapes
44:35on his serpent bike.
44:36After him, Shadow!
44:37Khan fires first.
44:38Shadow cycle puffs
44:39a wheelie launching
44:40a counter-missile.
44:41Beggers and vehicles
44:41eat sold separately.
44:42End of the road, Khan!
44:43Or is it?
44:44Who knows?
44:45The Shadow knows.
44:47Just when you think
44:49you've seen it all.
44:50I thought this was going
44:51to be exciting.
44:52Yeah, me too.
44:58Chip away!
45:00Chip, chip, chip away!
45:02Make Donna's toys come out for play.
45:05Spend together, paint them your way.
45:07Exciting adventure is yours today!
45:09Chip away from Canada Games.
45:11Adult assistance may be required.
45:12Each kit sold separately.
45:13Chip, chip, chip away!
45:15Things are picking up around here.
45:18Explore the natural habitat
45:20of the mud rat.
45:21That's rug rat!
45:23Rug rat?
45:26Aaaaaah!
45:27This is a baby!
45:30Aaaaaah!
45:31That's a baby!
45:32It doesn't taste too much
45:34like chocolate spaghetti.
45:36But it dances all the way down.
45:40Big!
45:42Rugrats, breaking loose
45:43tomorrow morning at 10
45:45on YTV.
45:59Okay, this is where
46:00Jimmy McGitty was
46:01when he said he saw me
46:02steal the dog.
46:03All the lights are on
46:04and it's nice and bright.
46:05Just like last night, right?
46:08Your dog was outside
46:10tied to that tree
46:11in plain view.
46:12Jimmy could have saw him
46:13get stolen no problem, right?
46:16But the street lamps
46:17weren't working last night,
46:18were they?
46:19So it was pitch black outside.
46:22Hit the lights, Goose.
46:25So, if it was nice and bright
46:26in here and dark outside,
46:29all Jimmy McGitty could have seen
46:30is a reflection
46:31of his own ugly mug.
46:32He couldn't have seen me
46:33or anybody else
46:35take your dog.
46:36He made the whole thing up
46:37to get you to turn my face
46:39in the ground, Chuck.
46:43Get it?
46:47So, guess that's that.
46:49Nice meeting you guys.
46:50Really.
46:51Hope you get your dog back, Moose.
46:54We have an arrangement.
46:56Uh, I prove I didn't steal your dog.
46:59I walk home.
47:00Key word, walk.
47:02So, uh,
47:03if you just let go of my...
47:04Aye.
47:06Aye.
47:07Yeah, but if you had
47:09another arrangement in mind,
47:11why, I'd be glad to entertain it.
47:12You get my dog back by noon.
47:14You keep your liver.
47:16What do you think?
47:18Aye, yeah, more than fair.
47:20More than fair.
47:23Thanks.
47:24Noon.
47:25I can't believe it.
47:27How do I get myself
47:28in these situations?
47:2970 minutes to zero hour.
47:31Jeez.
47:32What if McGitty's not home?
47:34What if he doesn't have the dog?
47:36I'll go to Brazil
47:37and live under a new name.
47:39Yeah.
47:39And I'll get a safer job.
47:40Like wrestling alligators.
47:42Or defusing bombs.
47:44Uh, friends.
47:45That's what I need.
47:45I gotta get the really big,
47:47vicious, mean friends.
47:53Where is he?
47:54Let me at him.
47:54I'll tear up my friend's limbs.
47:56I'll make him regret
47:56the day he was born.
47:58I'll rip his tonsils out
47:59and see him to the pigeons.
48:00Where is he?
48:01Ah!
48:10I'm sorry.
48:11I'm sorry.
48:17Well,
48:17if you're so smart,
48:18you come up
48:18with the next plan.
48:31I saw you.
48:33I saw you, Dweebo.
48:35If you don't let me in,
48:36I'm gonna...
48:36I'm gonna...
48:39It's 8-10.
48:41Oh, hi, Mrs. McGitty.
48:42Just testing out your door.
48:45Yep.
48:45Good and solid.
48:47Plexi?
48:48Looking for Jimmy?
48:49Uh, yeah, actually.
48:51Well, come in, then.
48:57Jimmy, you've got a visitor.
48:59I'm not feeling too good.
49:01I don't think I should see anybody.
49:03I think it's malaria.
49:05Get down here this minute
49:07and talk to your friend.
49:10He'll be down in a minute, Deacon.
49:22Well, if it ain't Geek Wilson,
49:25prize that I.
49:26What do you want?
49:27Your head on a plate, Dweebo.
49:29But, barring that,
49:30I'll settle for Moose Lamarsh's dog.
49:32As usual,
49:33I have no idea
49:34what you're talking about.
49:35You told Moose Lamarsh
49:36that I took his dog last night.
49:38He knows you lied.
49:39So you better just give it back to me
49:40so we can both live
49:41to see supper time.
49:42That means a chihuahua?
49:44I don't have that stupid dog.
49:46That thing's not even house-trained.
49:48Couldn't bring it in here
49:49if I wanted to.
49:50Then you've probably got him outside.
49:52Just get him, quick.
49:54I don't have him, okay?
49:56If I did have him,
49:57I'd have to go feed him and stuff.
49:58And I haven't been out of the house all day.
50:00So get out of here, would you?
50:02Look, if Moose doesn't have that dog by noon,
50:04he's gonna come looking for blood.
50:06That's your problem.
50:07I don't have the dog.
50:08And even if I did,
50:10you can't prove it.
50:13You're lying, Dweebo.
50:14Where's the dog?
50:16Dweebo talked too much again.
50:18I can't prove he's got the dog,
50:20but I can prove he lied.
50:21And with Dweebo,
50:23that's usually enough.
50:32All aboard!
50:37If you can shake it,
50:39you can make it.
50:40Shake it, make it fun.
50:41Make creatures like magic.
50:43Make it fun.
50:44Pour the powder in the water
50:45and snap off the mold.
50:47Then just shake or make it shake it
50:4820 times or so.
50:49Pop out the dino.
50:51Don't be afraid.
50:52Let them shrink and dry.
50:54Then decorate.
50:55Pop out the shrunken heads.
50:57Shake or make it scary.
50:58Then shake or make it hairy.
51:01Shaking and painting require adult assistance.
51:03Each sold separately.
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51:08Here's Makeup Beauty.
51:09Makeup Beauty.
51:11I'm gonna make you beautiful.
51:13Makeup crayons with lipstick there.
51:16Eyeshadow, nail polish, colorful hair.
51:19Cool!
51:20Some flowers here.
51:21Some blush and then.
51:23Wash it off and start all over again.
51:26You're beautiful.
51:27Wow!
51:29Makeup Beauty comes with her own skirt, makeup crayons and comb.
51:35Each sold separately.
51:39Glitter hair Barbie's got sparkling hair.
51:42And glitter gel that you can share.
51:45You can share it with Barbie.
51:46Sun jewel Barbie comes shining through.
51:49When you put on her jewels any way that you want to.
51:52You can share it with Barbie.
51:55Share it with Barbie.
51:56Camp Barbie.
51:57Have a good time down in the sun.
52:00Or camping all night to share it with Barbie.
52:03Dolphin accessories each sold separately.
52:06Barbie!
52:07The search for the secret of Honeycomb cereal's great taste leaves the Honeycomb kid in the dark.
52:14Cool!
52:16For three of me, I'll grant you one wish.
52:18Okay.
52:19I wish you know the secret of Honeycomb's great taste.
52:23Ah, that secret has three answers.
52:25The first is shape.
52:26The second is crunch.
52:28And the third and most important is...
52:30No, no, no!
52:31Shut up!
52:34I'll find the secret of Honeycomb's great taste somewhere.
52:51Come here, Dweebo.
52:57There's the evidence.
52:58Your shoes.
52:59They're wet and they squeak on the floor.
53:01That means you have been outside.
53:03Probably to take care of Fred.
53:04They got wet from the rain.
53:06Now, what do you got to hide?
53:07Let's get the dog.
53:13Oh, no.
53:15What?
53:16He's gone.
53:17Ha-ha.
53:18Funny joke.
53:19Now, where is he?
53:20We only have 15 minutes.
53:22I'm serious.
53:23He's gone.
53:24He was here a few minutes ago.
53:26He must have slipped his collar.
53:28Slipped his collar?
53:29The only way he could have done that is if somebody loosened it.
53:33He looked like he was choking.
53:35Oh, this is good.
53:36This is real good.
53:38I can see it now.
53:39Aspiring young detective.
53:41Mangled into bits.
53:42By a murderous dog lover.
53:44What a tragic end to a promising career.
53:47Maybe he's around someplace.
53:49Maybe he was squashed by a truck.
53:51Look.
54:40Think he had a will?
54:42How many 12-year-olds do you know that have a will?
54:44I don't know.
54:46It's just that he had this really nice skateboard.
54:53My sister will probably think this is funny.
55:01Hi, Moose. Nice day.
55:04Where's my dog?
55:09Here's one.
55:11Cozy Acres. Top quality interment.
55:14Ask about our 2-for-1 mausoleum special.
55:19It's 12 o'clock. Where is he?
55:23Uh, having lunch?
55:24Funny man.
55:27Oh, no.
55:42What I'm going to do is simple. I'm going to take you apart.
55:45Piece by piece.
55:48Okay?
55:49Oh, Moose.
55:55What would you miss most?
55:57Liver or spleen?
56:00Oh, Moose.
56:02Oh, Moose.
56:08Oh, Moose.
56:09Oh, Moose.
56:10Oh.
56:25¶¶
56:50¶¶
56:53¶¶
56:55Ready?
56:57¶¶
57:00You're alive!
57:03¶¶
57:13I was glad to get out of that one alive.
57:16Not that I was ever really scared. Not me.
57:19Little things like torture and death by dismemberment don't frighten me at all.
57:23It takes a lot to really put a scare into this kid.
57:30And what about this delicate chamomile?
57:37And then there's this live torpedo.
57:46Ay, mamma mia!
57:49Nico has lost his habitat.
57:52Hey!
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