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00:03It worked.
00:05Hm?
00:06You're a big you.
00:09In all my glory.
00:11You always do that.
00:13Why do you always do that?
00:15Do what?
00:16Whenever I say something nice, your voice gets all twisty.
00:20Like it isn't true.
00:21Look, I appreciate the compliment, but...
00:23But I'm shaking the head.
00:25No.
00:26No, I wasn't gonna put it that way.
00:28It's just, I mean, my superpower is puking.
00:33It's embarrassing, you know?
00:35I'm not the best judge for what's humiliating.
00:38I used to quit stuff up my butt for money.
00:41What?
00:42I'm kidding.
00:43Yeah, no, it wasn't for money.
00:47And honestly, after what you did for me, I would eat your puke.
00:52You know, I take it back you are sick.
00:55I know!
00:55Multiple mental hospitals.
01:07You okay?
01:09Maybe not.
01:11Uh, it's scary for me to be out here.
01:15And Luke was...
01:20He was all I had, so...
01:22I'm here now.
01:25With you.
01:27And I'm pretty cool.
01:29I...
01:30I know you're cool.
01:31That's...
01:31That's why I'm positive you'll leave.
01:35Trust me, I got nowhere to go.
01:38You know what would be really fucked up?
01:40What if under my shirt it was all nipple?
01:42Like your nipple's so big it spans your whole torso?
01:45No, like a triple nipple, except it's a quinquadruple nipple.
01:48Quetta, what a nipple?
01:49It means, it means 50.
01:51What if I just had like 50 nipples under my shirt?
01:55I can live with that.
02:01Kinda low-key into it.
02:09I guess then it's just us...
02:13together.
02:16Good.
02:21Hey, is there, um...
02:23More of, uh, more of that back there?
02:25Yes.
02:25But fair warning.
02:27My puke tastes a lot better.
02:28I can bake you a bowl.
02:30Yeah, see?
02:32We're...
02:33We're both sick.
02:35Here.
02:52Please stop.
02:57Shh, shh, shh, shh, shut up!
03:12Shhh...
03:13You
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