El recomendado 1985 HD 1080 Completa Fernando Esteso, Antonio Ozores

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Reparto: Fernando Esteso, Antonio Ozores, Rosa Valenty, Adriana Vega, Azucena Hernández, Queta Claver, Alfonso del Real, Tomás Zori, Francisco Camoiras, Francisco M. Summers, Arévalo, Ramón Lillo, José Segura  Dirección: Mariano Ozores  Sinopsis: El primer empleo de Pablo es en una oficina de investigadores privados, y le encargan la vigilancia de una señora casada, de la que el marido sospecha que le es infiel. Pero Teresa, la esposa, es una mujer muy lista y rápidamente compra a Pablo con su recomendación para un buen empleo en la oficina de su marido. Clemente, el marido celoso, es un hombre que predica la más estricta moral, pero que no tiene la más mínima vergüenza y, al verse sorprendido por su mujer, utiliza a Pablo para cubrirle las espaldas y que reconozca como suyos todos los líos de faldas del jefe. Naturalmente, de estos conflictos se beneficia Pablo que sube en la empresa como la espuma, porque pase lo que pase siempre será el recomendado.

Transcript

00:00:00This is the lady in question.

00:00:07The husband suspects she is being unfaithful.

00:00:09But it's been two years since this detective agency

00:00:11We are following her and we haven't obtained a single piece of evidence.

00:00:15She is a cunning woman who knows how to slip away.

00:00:19Apparently, the fact that we haven't discovered her is something she's taken very personally.

00:00:23Yes, I think you're right about the chest.

00:00:26This will be his first job.

00:00:28If he demonstrates the right attitude, he will be assigned more important cases.

00:00:33Capital flight, murder, rape, drugs...

00:00:36Yes, but I would have preferred a position in the accounting department.

00:00:40Mr. Munilla already said that.

00:00:43But this is a detective agency, not a bank, you see.

00:00:46It's easy to use.

00:00:48You press this button and it tells us everything the lady does.

00:00:52This device is connected to our electronic control unit.

00:00:56which has a range of five kilometers.

00:01:00Any questions?

00:01:01Yes, yes, the button...

00:01:04Does he really not have a position in accounting?

00:01:06I've already told him no!

00:01:08Go ahead, Mr. Munilla!

00:01:10Courage and triumph!

00:01:12How nice of Munilla!

00:01:14He'll go far!

00:01:36Oh no!

00:01:37Thanks, look.

00:02:07Thanks, look.

00:02:37Thanks, look.

00:03:07Thanks, look.

00:03:37Thanks, look.

00:03:39He hasn't moved yet. Apparently, he was hit hard.

00:03:42I'm getting fed up. I've had it stuck to my skirts for three days now.

00:03:46Well, it's not official and sir, but that would make me happy.

00:03:49Get real, sweetheart. He's not a lover. He's a private investigator my husband hired for me.

00:03:54So that she doesn't get kidnapped.

00:03:55What? To catch me in bed with some guy.

00:03:58What a bad idea, right?

00:03:59You have your reasons. My husband has a lot of affairs, but when I catch him in one—and I catch him right away because he's so dense—I make him pay dearly.

00:04:07Look, I got him last month. He hooked up with a KLM flight attendant.

00:04:11How wonderful!

00:04:12Do you understand now why he's spying on me? To save himself the gift. One slip-up on my part and goodbye to the business.

00:04:18Men are so distrustful. You know what I would do? I'd cheat on him.

00:04:22And what do you think I do? The thing is, I'm smarter than him, and he doesn't catch me out.

00:04:26Okay, that's enough for today.

00:04:36This is Agent 005, licensed only to injure. Do you read me? Over.

00:04:40Yes, we heard you. Over.

00:04:43I've been in Arturo Soria for two hours. What do I do?

00:04:52Hello good.

00:05:01What is your name?

00:05:03Pablo. Pablo Munilla.

00:05:06Do you have a mother?

00:05:07Yeah.

00:05:07Do you want to talk about her or about you?

00:05:09Don't insult me, ma'am. I'm from Soria.

00:05:12Can't you insult people from Soria?

00:05:14Well, yes. You see, I left Soria to make my way in the world, but I only found this job.

00:05:20A dirty and rebellious job.

00:05:23Yes, ma'am. Disgusting. But my boss is even more disgusting. He forced me to follow her.

00:05:27Let me in. I need to talk to you.

00:05:29Turn up the volume!

00:05:35Listen carefully to what I'm going to tell you.

00:05:37The next time you find yourself following me around and sticking your nose where it doesn't belong,

00:05:41I'll run you over with all four wheels of my car. You hear me?

00:05:44Yes, ma'am.

00:05:47Which agency do you work for?

00:05:48The master's eye fattens the horse.

00:05:51Stop messing around and answer.

00:05:53It's the name of my detective agency.

00:05:55I don't know who the master will be, but the horse is definitely the boss.

00:05:59You're fired! You're fired!

00:06:02The first time I made love was in a sympathizer like this.

00:06:06Getting inside these contraptions makes me feel young again.

00:06:08I know where she's going. I'll give it to her. I'm taking the bus.

00:06:11No. Take me somewhere quiet.

00:06:13My workday ends at seven.

00:06:15Don't look at the clock!

00:06:18Did he break it? Besides, working an extra hour never hurts.

00:06:22It's exciting to cheat on your husband with the detective who's watching you.

00:06:26Didn't you know?

00:06:26No, because I've never had a husband.

00:06:28Under way!

00:06:30As?

00:06:31Have a great start!

00:06:32Where to?

00:06:33To a place where we can be at peace.

00:06:36The country house.

00:06:37Listen, if someone sees us, we could get into trouble.

00:06:41You just keep finding problems.

00:06:45Don't you like me?

00:06:50A lot, a lot, ma'am.

00:06:51But please don't show me any more, we haven't reached the country house yet.

00:06:54So what are you waiting for?

00:06:56Or do you want me to drive?

00:06:57No, no, no. I already...

00:06:59Stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:07:03That idiot is going to sleep with the client's wife!

00:07:06It's going to ruin me!

00:07:07Follow me! Follow me!

00:07:09Se murilla! Murilla! Murilla!

00:07:19I'm nervous, ma'am.

00:07:21Don't worry, I'll calm you down.

00:07:25My boss is dangerous.

00:07:27If he finds out, I'm done for.

00:07:29Well, I already know, you idiot.

00:07:31And you can't run badly.

00:07:32There's a speed limit and I can't go over 40.

00:07:3440.

00:07:37Are we okay here?

00:07:48Why are you so shy?

00:07:49Speaks!

00:07:52Lady,

00:07:53Does it tickle me?

00:07:55But what I've grabbed is the gear lever.

00:07:58It's not the lever, ma'am.

00:08:01Oh, how silly.

00:08:03That's why the first one didn't go in.

00:08:05Sorry.

00:08:09Let go, you're suffocating me.

00:08:10Can't you lower the seats?

00:08:14Where is the lever?

00:08:15I have it.

00:08:16I don't know, I already know she's got that one down.

00:08:18I'm referring to the other one, the one about the seats.

00:08:22Hurry!

00:08:23They've already started!

00:08:24How exciting!

00:08:26I'm going to have to cut it off.

00:08:29He's going to monopolize it.

00:08:31Oh my God!

00:08:32And it's not guaranteed.

00:08:33It's from the underground economy.

00:08:36There!

00:08:36There it is!

00:08:38Quickly!

00:08:39Quickly!

00:08:40Oh, Paul!

00:08:41Pablito!

00:08:42Pablete!

00:08:43When I think of my husband, do I feel joy?

00:08:45Well, I'm trembling.

00:08:47Look!

00:08:48Poor thing.

00:08:49Let me calm you down, Mommy.

00:08:54So, my little dog Mason.

00:08:56Now I understand why no detective has caught her.

00:08:59He's wiped them all out.

00:09:02Oh!

00:09:02Come on.

00:09:03Don't speak now.

00:09:06Slowly.

00:09:07Think about the heart attack, boss.

00:09:08I can't, I can't.

00:09:09No.

00:09:11Dismissed!

00:09:12You're fired!

00:09:13My mother.

00:09:14The boss.

00:09:14Don't let him see me.

00:09:15You have dishonored my signature, Mr. Munilla!

00:09:18Sleeping with the client's wife!

00:09:20And what do I do now with my husband?

00:09:21Toreelo as best you can, boss.

00:09:23Kill him with something on his foot and give him my regards.

00:09:26And close that door that caught us in the middle of the job.

00:09:29Completely in the middle.

00:09:37Here you go, boss.

00:09:38Stick the little device wherever it fits.

00:09:40Send the salary to my mother.

00:09:42Because this lady is going to kill me.

00:09:44Come here, Munilla.

00:09:46The disgrace of my company.

00:09:48And that's how we're going to enter the common market.

00:09:50We're not even going to get anywhere like this.

00:09:56Time.

00:09:57Time.

00:09:58Time.

00:09:59It's the third one in less than an hour.

00:10:02We've combined the country house with the bed.

00:10:05Madam, you haven't even given me time to take off my shirt.

00:10:08You're the most resilient guy I've ever met.

00:10:10A true champion, my little Perry Mason.

00:10:13Don't call me Perry Mason.

00:10:14This is no laughing matter.

00:10:16I've been fired.

00:10:17With millions of unemployed people out there, what am I supposed to do now?

00:10:20Don't worry.

00:10:21With your abilities you will triumph.

00:10:23As an accountant?

00:10:23Whatever.

00:10:24You will work day and night.

00:10:26But where?

00:10:27In bed.

00:10:28Oh, not again!

00:10:30Listen, if you overuse this, your hair will fall out.

00:10:33They sell wigs.

00:10:35Relief!

00:10:36Relief!

00:10:37Relief!

00:10:38Relief!

00:10:40Relief!

00:10:41Relief!

00:10:42Relief!

00:10:43Relief!

00:10:44Oh, excuse me, I can't help you right now.

00:11:11I have an important meeting, sorry.

00:11:13Another time, okay?

00:11:15Not because of you.

00:11:24Has the young lady arrived yet?

00:11:25He just came in.

00:11:27Go on, go get a coffee and come back in 20 minutes.

00:11:30Not before, okay?

00:11:31Don't worry, sir, 20 minutes.

00:11:33But please don't make any noise.

00:11:35The last time the young lady started screaming.

00:11:37It happens to me with all of them, Perales.

00:11:39I drive them crazy and they get out of control.

00:11:41Well, put something in his mouth.

00:11:43Shut up, I already know what I have to put in, okay?

00:11:45By the way, what happens to your voice at those times?

00:11:49When I get nervous, my frenulum gets caught and makes that sound, you know?

00:11:54Go on, here, have some coffee.

00:11:55A tip?

00:11:56Ah, a teaspoon.

00:11:57Thank you, sir.

00:11:58But what I'm really interested in is the promotion.

00:12:02Perales will have it.

00:12:03He'll have it.

00:12:04Go on, open it.

00:12:06Hey, come in.

00:12:07My love, we're doing something crazy, but you can't control your heart.

00:12:26Neither in the heart, nor in anything else.

00:12:28It could be a little more poetic, huh?

00:12:30With twenty minutes there's no time for poetry, only for other things.

00:12:33You're right.

00:12:34Go on, get off.

00:12:37Oh, oh, mother.

00:12:39Wait, I'm not going to make it.

00:12:40Now, now we're talking.

00:12:41There, there.

00:12:42There, there.

00:12:42Please, no, don't scream, control yourself, control yourself, eh?

00:12:47Okay, I'll shut my mouth.

00:12:49That's ok.

00:12:50And there, open, open your legs, your legs.

00:12:53Ah!

00:12:53What are you doing?

00:12:54Well, not just anyone has a cloth like that, you know?

00:12:56But take it easy, my dear.

00:12:58Isn't it exciting?

00:13:00Right under our boss's nose.

00:13:02Can I scream a little?

00:13:04No no.

00:13:05So, Mr. Mulillas...

00:13:06Black pudding.

00:13:07I mean, Mulillas, it's just nerves.

00:13:10That's right, Mr. Mulillas.

00:13:12So, are you interested in our terms?

00:13:14Yes, yes, yes, all of them.

00:13:16Perfect.

00:13:16From this moment on, you become part of our big family.

00:13:20And since you arrived last, you will be our youngest son.

00:13:24It's a great honor.

00:13:25Thank you very much, Dad.

00:13:26I mean, sir.

00:13:27And now, a warning, okay?

00:13:29Yeah.

00:13:30With me, careers are built on merit.

00:13:33That's only fair, sir.

00:13:35Behave yourself, work hard, and in time it wouldn't be surprising if you reached retirement.

00:13:41being our third-class accountant.

00:13:43Oh, oh.

00:13:44He comes highly recommended and will have no shortage of opportunities.

00:13:47I'll do my part, sir.

00:13:48So humble.

00:13:49Happens.

00:13:50Excuse me.

00:13:52Don Clemente, we already have them.

00:13:54What do we have, who?

00:13:55To the assistant director and Miss Gloria.

00:13:57Where are they?

00:13:58In the file, sir.

00:13:59Getting handsy.

00:14:00And what is not the hand.

00:14:01What nerve!

00:14:03And pedals?

00:14:04An accomplice, sir.

00:14:04An accomplice!

00:14:05He locked the door and went to get coffee.

00:14:08The key to the file.

00:14:09I have a magnificent copy.

00:14:10Come on.

00:14:10Excuse me.

00:14:11If they don't need me for this hunt, I'll retire.

00:14:15No no.

00:14:15You will come with me.

00:14:17I want you to see how I administer justice and take down a deputy director.

00:14:20Yes sir.

00:14:21There are no favorites here.

00:14:22Happens.

00:14:23Me, naturally.

00:14:24Please.

00:14:25Goes.

00:14:25So, you first.

00:14:27Is there more for me?

00:14:27Ah, well then, me.

00:14:29And the janitor will get what he deserves for his complicity in the crime.

00:14:32Very good.

00:14:33What crime, sir?

00:14:34Having sex during office hours is against the rules.

00:14:36Can't we gossip?

00:14:37No, to have sex.

00:14:38Perform sexual intercourse.

00:14:39Ah, of course.

00:14:40Oh, what joy!

00:14:43What nerve!

00:14:44And standing.

00:14:45That gets tiring.

00:14:48Blasco!

00:14:49Get out of there right now!

00:14:50Can't you hear me?

00:14:51I'll be right there, Mr. President.

00:14:53But what are you doing here?

00:14:55I was looking for a file.

00:14:57No, don't even think that I...

00:14:59Already.

00:14:59I was looking for a file and I came across Miss Gloria.

00:15:02No, she was helping me look for the file.

00:15:05I understand, yes.

00:15:06And the princess has been removed to have greater freedom of movement.

00:15:10Judge him by appearances, sir.

00:15:12It's because a little bug has gotten under my skirt.

00:15:14Of course it's gotten into him.

00:15:15But it wasn't a little bug.

00:15:16It will be a little worm.

00:15:18Little worm?

00:15:18The gentleman should not be underestimated.

00:15:20It doesn't surprise me.

00:15:21Is it that dusty around here?

00:15:22Yes, dust is what's in excess.

00:15:25I'm sorry I don't have more amenities.

00:15:26After learning what this file is for, I would have had one added.

00:15:30good bed and hot water service.

00:15:34Let me explain, Mr. President.

00:15:36Anyone can have a moment of weakness after so many years of service to the company.

00:15:41Look, besides being immoral, which is already quite something, you also have a nasal voice.

00:15:45Yes, yes.

00:15:46I've been watching him for a while now.

00:15:48You're brushing all the girls in the office.

00:15:50And I won't tolerate it.

00:15:52You already know my morality.

00:15:54So, you're fired.

00:15:55Dismissed?

00:15:55Come on, get out, get out.

00:15:56Permission.

00:15:57But pull up your pig pants.

00:15:59Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

00:16:00You're the one who surprised me, miss.

00:16:04Being so good.

00:16:05But I want to tell myself, being in a position of such responsibility.

00:16:08A true chief accountant.

00:16:10And what do you want me to say?

00:16:11Even female head accountants like to have a little fun.

00:16:13Oh, oh, oh!

00:16:14What a scandal!

00:16:15I won't allow him to speak to me in that tone!

00:16:18Go to the checkout and you will be paid.

00:16:20I am very upset.

00:16:23Miss, put this on.

00:16:25Don't let it get cold...

00:16:26Don't let yourself get cold.

00:16:37I hope, Mr. Munilla, that what you have just seen serves as a warning to you.

00:16:40If there's one thing I won't compromise on, it's immorality.

00:16:43Because you're moral, aren't you?

00:16:46Morality is all I have left, sir.

00:16:48Are you scared?

00:16:49He's just not excited about working with us.

00:16:51Imagine.

00:16:52I've been unemployed since '76.

00:16:55I will defend my position tooth and nail, if necessary.

00:16:57Very good, Munilla, very good.

00:16:58I see that we have understood each other.

00:17:01Mr. Fernandez will accompany you to his office.

00:17:03Yes sir.

00:17:04Munilla!

00:17:04That?

00:17:05Say.

00:17:06And remember, the girls in this house are untouchable.

00:17:10Don't be fooled, because there's someone who might...

00:17:12That!

00:17:12I mean, I don't allow anyone to touch them.

00:17:15Understood, sir.

00:17:16Don't even look at them.

00:17:17No, never, ever, it wouldn't even cross my mind.

00:17:20Don't even think about it!

00:17:21Oh, no, no, no.

00:17:22You may leave.

00:17:23Follow me, Canillas.

00:17:25Munilla, well, it doesn't matter what you say, come in.

00:17:28Sir, is there anything else?

00:17:29Go away now!

00:17:33Miss Ruiz, from this moment on you will be under the orders of Mr. Munilla.

00:17:38Well, you know, just give orders.

00:17:39Yes, delighted.

00:17:40The young lady will update you on the matters in progress.

00:17:43If you have any problems, don't hesitate to come to me.

00:17:46Yes sir.

00:17:47See you later.

00:17:47Bye bye.

00:17:48As you may know, we specialize in the industrial installation of bathrooms, showers, and bidets.

00:17:52Yes, I had heard something about it.

00:17:53The technicians give us the reports and we send the quotes.

00:17:57Ah, I understand.

00:17:58Take off your jacket, it's not very hot.

00:18:00Is it hot here?

00:18:01Ugh, I'm furious.

00:18:06Phew...

00:18:07Did you say?

00:18:12Hey, sorry.

00:18:13I'll send you the quotes right now.

00:18:15Yes, yes.

00:18:17Pass me the...

00:18:18I'd like you to take a look at them.

00:18:21Once I'm settled in a bit, I'll take a look at them.

00:18:24I would prefer that you look at them now.

00:18:25I'm curious to know how he finds them.

00:18:29Abundant.

00:18:29Are the budgets plentiful?

00:18:32The budgets...

00:18:34No, I mean that I find them correct and very well placed.

00:18:40I mean, well done.

00:18:43But I would need a little more time to study them in depth.

00:18:47Both of them.

00:18:48You can look at them calmly, I'm in no hurry.

00:18:50What's wrong with him?

00:18:54Nothing, here, file this away.

00:18:57I'll pick it up now, don't worry.

00:19:02But, but, what's going on in this office?

00:19:05Miss, finish as soon as possible.

00:19:07Don't you like my legs?

00:19:09Please, miss, don't ruin me.

00:19:13Just a moment ago I saw the deputy director being kicked out.

00:19:16And only because he was caught with a female coworker like you and me.

00:19:19More nudity, of course.

00:19:21Don't be afraid, it's just that certain things shouldn't be done during office hours.

00:19:25We have half an hour after lunch.

00:19:27Excuse me, but I don't understand.

00:19:28You see, I eat very quickly.

00:19:29Yes, well that's very bad.

00:19:30And of the hour they give us for lunch, I have at least half an hour to spare.

00:19:33Oh, and you want us to use it, even if it's just on the table.

00:19:37Let's see if I don't get bored.

00:19:38Well, haven't you tried taking a walk around the block or reading the official state bulletin?

00:19:43He can't think of anything better.

00:19:45The newsletter is hilarious.

00:19:46Something done between two people is more fun.

00:19:48Ah, right, playing tennis.

00:19:50At the end of the day, it's a ball game.

00:19:52My dear Perry Mason, how are you?

00:19:54What are you doing here?

00:19:55Miss, would you mind leaving us alone for a moment?

00:19:58Of course.

00:19:59Bye, bye.

00:19:59But, hey, where are you going?

00:20:01But who are you to kick her out?

00:20:04This could cause me complications.

00:20:06Stop messing around and tell me.

00:20:09How are you?

00:20:11Surprised.

00:20:12How have you been with me?

00:20:13Smell.

00:20:14I wanted to see how they installed it for you.

00:20:16And they let you in just like that, without any effort?

00:20:18Why not?

00:20:19Visitors are not allowed during office hours.

00:20:22So, leave.

00:20:23If the boss finds out, he'll fire me.

00:20:25He's a bone, a moralist, a piece of...

00:20:28Your boss will do what I tell him.

00:20:30Why that piece of...

00:20:32Is he my husband?

00:20:34No.

00:20:35Yes, I gave you a fake name.

00:20:37What a bad detective you are.

00:20:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God.

00:20:40Please, ma'am, leave.

00:20:42And why are you addressing me formally now?

00:20:44I would like to keep my job.

00:20:46And who do you think got you that job?

00:20:49It was me, so I could have you closer at hand.

00:20:51When I feel lonely, I'll give a little whistle and you'll come.

00:20:54Oh no, no, no, no, no.

00:20:55Nobody whistles at me.

00:20:56What do you mean, no?

00:20:57Well, I'll kick you out.

00:20:59No, not that, you can serve whatever you want.

00:21:01I need to work.

00:21:03And you will work, day and night.

00:21:06Goodbye, Perry Mason.

00:21:06Hello, that sucks.

00:21:13The boss's wife is nice, isn't she?

00:21:15Yes, very nice.

00:21:17Okay, so what?

00:21:18Shall we meet at lunchtime?

00:21:20Miss, girls like you who are willing to do anything are everywhere.

00:21:24But jobs like this are very rare.

00:21:27And I'm not going to...

00:21:28Sorry, and I'm not going to risk it.

00:21:32I'm going to the bathroom to splash some cold water on my balls.

00:21:38What's happening?

00:21:39How are you doing?

00:21:39You.

00:21:41Oh, and when I get back, I hope I don't find her naked.

00:21:48I don't know what's going on in this office.

00:21:51There's been a change in the company's management, so come in tomorrow.

00:21:54Well, here we're going to see what happened.

00:21:58Excuse me.

00:21:59Don't bother.

00:22:00Of course.

00:22:01Here you go.

00:22:02Very kind, thank you.

00:22:03You are welcome.

00:22:03How demure.

00:22:06You must not be from this company.

00:22:13Ask the boss if he can sign the correspondence for me.

00:22:16Don Clemente, Miss Luisa with the signature.

00:22:18Let me in and don't bother me for ten minutes.

00:22:20Only transfer important calls.

00:22:22Yes sir.

00:22:23And take advantage.

00:22:24Go to hell.

00:22:27Hello.

00:22:28Leave the correspondence there.

00:22:29We have ten minutes to relax.

00:22:31Go ahead, come in.

00:22:32Get comfortable.

00:22:33Okay, let's begin.

00:22:36Wait a minute.

00:22:37Who is it?

00:22:38The manager of Cerámicas Leonesas.

00:22:39It's urgent.

00:22:40Okay, put me through on the call.

00:22:44Hey Rafita!

00:22:45How are you, son?

00:22:45Yeah.

00:22:47A batch of vines.

00:22:49Two thousand.

00:22:50And where do I put them?

00:22:52In social security.

00:22:54Well, yes.

00:22:55Okay, send them to me.

00:22:58Bye bye.

00:22:59Excuse me, but they don't even let you breathe.

00:23:01So, where were we talking about just now?

00:23:04Ah, yes, we were on our way.

00:23:06The telephone operator suspects us.

00:23:08But how could they suspect anything?

00:23:09Everyone knows my moral principles.

00:23:11Morality above all.

00:23:15What a way to be a nuisance.

00:23:16Say yes, yes, it's me.

00:23:25Mr. CEO, you never bother me.

00:23:28The installation of bathrooms in the new complex?

00:23:31Yeah.

00:23:32We will put three vines per bathroom.

00:23:34That's how I give them a way out.

00:23:36No, no, nothing.

00:23:37Does a million sound good to you?

00:23:40No, no, nothing.

00:23:41Regarding bribery, just one detail.

00:23:44Always at your service, always.

00:23:45Well, it's my salvation.

00:23:48One million for him and five for me.

00:23:50That's what I say.

00:23:52If you want to succeed in business, you have to hire a CEO.

00:23:58Very good, very good.

00:24:00Ingenious, isn't it?

00:24:01All these clever phrases that come to mind,

00:24:04I should write them down and make a book out of them.

00:24:06You didn't find it funny, did you?

00:24:10None.

00:24:12You're incredibly unpleasant.

00:24:14But you're in a good mood, my daughter.

00:24:15What is it?

00:24:19Looking and touching is an unparalleled pleasure.

00:24:21This phrase is good too, isn't it?

00:24:22But why don't you collaborate?

00:24:25As if she were a whore.

00:24:26You get straight to the point, and if I've seen you before, I don't remember.

00:24:29But what do you want?

00:24:29With the little time we have, I'll make you do the sofa scene.

00:24:32I hate this sofa.

00:24:33All the girls in the house have been through here.

00:24:36No, not this one.

00:24:38I changed it last summer.

00:24:39What I want is for us to meet somewhere where we can chat a little.

00:24:42and, I don't know, get to know each other better.

00:24:45I am very spiritual.

00:24:47Well, I've already noticed.

00:24:48As well as Sergio and Estíbaliz.

00:24:49We're always in a hurry.

00:24:50Come on, come on!

00:24:51And then we must leave it halfway.

00:24:53That's not for me.

00:24:55I get a migraine.

00:24:57You'll have a bit of a belly.

00:24:59Okay, get dressed.

00:25:00Look, do you know what I've been thinking?

00:25:03I should go to the countryside with my wife tomorrow.

00:25:06Well, I won't go then.

00:25:07I'll tell him I'm going fishing.

00:25:10And you and I together, just the two of us, will have a phenomenal weekend.

00:25:14You'll see.

00:25:20Is the boss busy?

00:25:22Well, for the moment yes, but it's a matter of minutes.

00:25:25Sit down.

00:25:25Are you in line?

00:25:26It's called Hotel El Nido.

00:25:29Just for lovers.

00:25:30It's on the same lake.

00:25:32A quiet and very romantic place.

00:25:34The owner is an old friend and...

00:25:36How many women have you taken there?

00:25:38Yes, yes.

00:25:39I have to admit that I'm good at them, yes.

00:25:41My misfortune was marrying a woman as frigid as an iceberg.

00:25:44When it comes to sex, it's as if it doesn't exist.

00:25:46Yes, yes.

00:25:47Trust me.

00:25:48I know it for a fact.

00:25:49I keep her constantly updated.

00:25:50And they haven't managed to uncover even the smallest adventure.

00:25:54Okay, see you tomorrow.

00:25:55I bought the Kama Sutra.

00:25:59We'll do a thousand crazy things to try all the positions.

00:26:02Very good, very good.

00:26:03It turned out perfectly.

00:26:05Just like this, it turned out perfectly.

00:26:06Oh, look at that.

00:26:07Goes.

00:26:08That's it.

00:26:09Already.

00:26:10Well.

00:26:12The boss's stance is health.

00:26:14Just look at how moral it is, boss, we fired 16 employees last year alone.

00:26:19Oh.

00:26:20And everyone for the same reason.

00:26:22Because of sex.

00:26:23Yeah.

00:26:23Disgusting!

00:26:29Munilla!

00:26:30Munilla!

00:26:30Where has he gone?

00:26:32Hello.

00:26:32Good morning, Mrs. Lapotegui.

00:26:36Where were you?

00:26:37Sorry, I just had a cough.

00:26:39And so as not to cough on you, I've come in and cough on them who have fewer categories

00:26:42from you.

00:26:43Already.

00:26:43The boss's wife has passed by.

00:26:45A great lady and very moral as well.

00:26:48Yes, yes.

00:26:48Very moral.

00:26:50Hello, Smurf.

00:26:50How are you, Smurf?

00:26:52Hey, please leave, miss.

00:26:53I will attend to you right away.

00:26:55Oh.

00:26:56I've told you a thousand times not to call me Smurf in front of everyone.

00:26:59Okay, I won't do it again, Smurf.

00:27:01I was passing very close by and I said to myself, I'm going to say hello to my Smurf.

00:27:04By the way, I wanted to ask you something, but I can't remember now.

00:27:07Money, for sure.

00:27:08How stupid you are.

00:27:09You're always with the money.

00:27:10As if money mattered to me.

00:27:12That's what I'm complaining about, that you don't care and you waste it on rubble.

00:27:14Clear.

00:27:15Well, I see you're not in the mood.

00:27:17I'd better go.

00:27:19In a moment, Teresa.

00:27:21Not tomorrow, I won't be able to go to the countryside with you.

00:27:24But why not?

00:27:25I am engaged to Daniela.

00:27:27You go ahead, I'm going fishing, yes.

00:27:29Fishing?

00:27:30And what's so strange about that?

00:27:31I've gotten it into my head, and I'm fishing.

00:27:33How daring.

00:27:34Waiting for the fish to bite and for your back pain to come back again.

00:27:37Well, you have no idea the thrill of catching a big, powerful fish.

00:27:41Catch a big, powerful fish?

00:27:43You're right, it's exciting.

00:27:45Come on, how do you know that if you've never fished, you silly girl?

00:27:47Look.

00:27:48I can imagine.

00:27:49Okay then.

00:27:50Tomorrow you go to the countryside and I'll go fishing.

00:27:52Okay, but don't get used to it.

00:27:53I don't like being alone on weekends.

00:27:56But do you realize?

00:27:57When love is true and without the great love and affection we have for each other,

00:28:01and the rest...

00:28:01Go on, give me a kiss and go ahead, Gatilla.

00:28:02Bye bye.

00:28:04Goodbye, Smurf.

00:28:05Bye bye.

00:28:07Goodbye, Smurf.

00:28:10Goodbye, Gargamel.

00:28:12Already.

00:28:18Please, don't let them see us.

00:28:21I told you that when I needed you, I would give a little whistle.

00:28:24The moment has arrived.

00:28:25Madam, you are putting me in a difficult position.

00:28:27So decisive in bed, and here so cowardly.

00:28:30No, it's just that horrible things happen here.

00:28:32Yeah.

00:28:33Here they throw them out on the street for sex.

00:28:35No, no, no, no, no.

00:28:36It's not like they're caught having sex and thrown out on the street, no.

00:28:38They are fired for sexual abuse.

00:28:40My husband's morals.

00:28:41There.

00:28:42He does it to mislead.

00:28:43Do you know he's cheating on me again?

00:28:44That guy has so much energy!

00:28:46Well, it doesn't seem like it.

00:28:47I am extremely upset.

00:28:48That's why I need you to comfort me.

00:28:50But ma'am, find someone else.

00:28:52With the number of unemployed people there are, you'll have plenty to choose from.

00:28:55I love you.

00:28:56I haven't met anyone who knows how to do certain things like you do.

00:28:59And besides, you have the stamina of a buffalo.

00:29:02Well, from today onwards, this buffalo is no longer a monk.

00:29:04Whatever you want.

00:29:05So now I'll tell my husband what's going on between you and me.

00:29:07He'll have fun.

00:29:08Don't let the grapes get you, ma'am.

00:29:10I'd get fired for sex.

00:29:12And knowing him, he'll get me.

00:29:14Come on, he'll catch me.

00:29:15And that's not their intention, is it?

00:29:16My only intention is to make love to you whenever I want.

00:29:20And nothing more.

00:29:21If there's no other option, we could do it in a more discreet location.

00:29:26Very discreet.

00:29:27A friend of mine recommended a small hostel to me.

00:29:29It's called The Nest.

00:29:31Since it's off-season, we'll find it empty.

00:29:34I'll be waiting for you there tomorrow at three in the afternoon.

00:29:37You already know, Perrimation.

00:29:40Whatever you say, Agatha Christie.

00:30:22Hello good morning.

00:30:23Good morning.

00:30:24Is there anything I can do to help?

00:30:25I have a date with a friend.

00:30:27Mr. La Apoteca.

00:30:28Don Clemente.

00:30:29She has a room reserved with a lake view.

00:30:31The lake. And chilled champagne, of course.

00:30:34So it hasn't arrived. Not yet.

00:30:36Would you like to have a drink or would you prefer to go for a walk?

00:30:38By the lake? It's a splendid day.

00:30:39No, I'll go up to my room. I could have

00:30:41Someone I know. And you know how suspicious I am.

00:30:43That's what people are like. Don't worry. Nobody will think

00:30:46It'll be bad if she sees it here. Oh, no? They'll think that

00:30:47She came here to sleep with someone. Is that wrong?

00:30:50I don't think I'll go up to the room. Whatever.

00:30:51Brígida, bring up Miss Brígida's luggage.

00:30:54To 112. Wow!

00:30:56It's always me who gets it. Why don't you upload it, Jorge?

00:30:58Don't argue and bring up the luggage.

00:31:00It has been a pleasure to serve you.

00:31:02Do you know that Mr. Napotegui is an old friend?

00:31:05A true gentleman.

00:31:06Good heavens! With the ladies.

00:31:15Nice riding spot, huh!

00:31:17What? I mean, do you like it?

00:31:19And don't play hard to get, you didn't come here to get a tan.

00:31:22But a dwelling! Listen!

00:31:23Don't pay any attention to her, miss. Brigida does

00:31:25She hardly ever works as a waitress. She's lacking

00:31:27I'll deal. Go on, maybe.

00:31:29Leave, Brigida. Just a moment!

00:31:32What did he mean by saying I lack treatment?

00:31:34Am I a bad waitress?

00:31:35We'll talk later.

00:31:37I already told the lady that I only

00:31:39He knew how to milk cows.

00:31:41Okay, okay. We're not going to argue about cows now.

00:31:43It's not the right time. Go on,

00:31:45Bring clean towels to the lady.

00:31:47I have no deal with them.

00:31:49Oh, it's so difficult to find specialized personnel these days.

00:31:52But that girl is not only unskilled, she's a mule.

00:31:55I only have her during the off-season months. Sometimes a client makes an appointment with one of the ladies.

00:32:00who for whatever reason can't come and... then Brígida is incredibly useful. She's like a

00:32:06correction.

00:32:06Excuse me.

00:32:12Yes, tell me, Jorge.

00:32:13Mr. Lapotegui wants to speak with Miss Luisa.

00:32:16Yes, one moment.

00:32:17Are you Miss Luisa?

00:32:18Yeah.

00:32:19Who is it?

00:32:19Mr. Lapotegui wants to speak with you.

00:32:21Thank you.

00:32:23Yes tell me.

00:32:24I hear you as if you're far away.

00:32:28One, Luisa, right? Nothing important.

00:32:30But I'll be delayed by at least an hour.

00:32:33Sorry, Smurfette. Take a walk around the lake.

00:32:35I'll be there when I can.

00:32:37Goodbye, Smurfette.

00:32:38Bye bye.

00:32:41But what happened to the car?

00:32:44The jail. He's killed him.

00:32:46Okay, so what do we do now?

00:32:47You can call a taxi now. I won't have a replacement until Monday.

00:32:50If I need it now.

00:32:51Well, take it, but push it.

00:32:55What about tomorrow? The weekend was ruined.

00:33:20That?

00:33:21That?

00:33:22That?

00:33:22Thank you!

00:33:52Thank you!

00:34:19Good morning.

00:34:20I want a room.

00:34:22I have exactly what you need.

00:34:24A comfortable and cozy room.

00:34:26Do you want it with one bed or two?

00:34:27I'm waiting for a friend.

00:34:28So with two.

00:34:29Not one. One is enough for what we need it for.

00:34:32Can I have your name?

00:34:33If you don't mind, I'll give you my husband's, who is single.

00:34:35Well, it's... it's for reference.

00:34:38His name is Pablo. Pablo Munilla.

00:34:40Okay. I'll let her know as soon as I arrive.

00:34:41Jorge.

00:34:42Yeah.

00:34:43Accompany the lady to the 25th.

00:34:45Please follow me.

00:34:46Thank you.

00:34:51Okay. You can leave.

00:35:06Take.

00:35:07No.

00:35:08What's wrong with you?

00:35:09Don't you want it?

00:35:10It's just that I haven't done much of it, and being a waitress makes me a little embarrassed.

00:35:12Go ahead, take it.

00:35:13If you're not interested in tips, you've chosen the wrong profession.

00:35:17Thank you.

00:35:18Yes, go ahead.

00:35:19Yeah.

00:35:20Forward.

00:35:21Yeah.

00:35:22Forward.

00:35:23Yes, go ahead.

00:35:28Did the lady call?

00:35:29Hello.

00:35:30Oh, but you don't dare look at me.

00:35:31Did the lady call?

00:35:32Yes, go ahead.

00:35:52Have you called the lady?

00:35:54Hello.

00:35:55Oh, but you don't dare look at me.

00:35:57Have you called the lady?

00:35:59Yes, you'll bring me a whisky on the rocks.

00:36:02But you didn't hear me.

00:36:03Have you called the lady?

00:36:04What's wrong with you? Have you never seen a naked woman?

00:36:07Yes, I've seen them, but I try to avoid them. It's because of the pimples, you know?

00:36:10Which grains?

00:36:11Every time I see a naked woman, I get pimples on my neck and they swell up, they swell up.

00:36:15Oh, poor boy. It must be a hormone problem.

00:36:18Come, I'll give you a fabulous remedy.

00:36:20Don't insist, ma'am. My neck will look like this tomorrow.

00:36:22I'll give you a sulfur cream that works wonders for the skin.

00:36:25Well, there's another remedy to reduce swelling. You know it, right?

00:36:28I know him, but I'm not interested.

00:36:29I'm fast. Five minutes.

00:36:31Hey, rich guy. You've got more nerve than a five-thousand-dollar bill.

00:36:34But don't take it the wrong way, ma'am.

00:36:35How am I supposed to take it? I'm a respectable lady.

00:36:38So go ahead and upload what I asked you for, and be careful what you do.

00:36:41How harsh you are!

00:36:42And you're shameless.

00:36:44Anyway, if you ever need me, call me Fast George. Five minutes.

00:36:47Long!

00:36:48Well, well, your loss.

00:36:49Phew!

00:36:50Dear Don Clemente, you always catch me.

00:37:19Yes, you catch what you can.

00:37:21And where is the young lady?

00:37:23He's gone down to the lake. He'll be back shortly.

00:37:24Very good.

00:37:25Ma'am, a whiskey for twenty-five.

00:37:26No, no, no, wait. I'm going to look for the young lady who was here a little while ago. She's at the lake.

00:37:30But what about the lady from number twenty-five? She's waiting for me.

00:37:32It will be tough. You see the lake.

00:37:34Alright.

00:37:35He'll be here shortly.

00:37:37Would you like to go to the bar for a drink?

00:37:38Yes, the truth is I need it. I've had a terrible trip.

00:37:42Leave your luggage. I'll see to it being brought up.

00:37:45Yes, because it's heavy.

00:37:46Because you're out, you're still so radiant.

00:37:49And you're such sluts.

00:37:50Ah, as the saying goes.

00:37:52The golfer with the mumps...

00:37:54I don't remember how it goes on, but I'll tell you when I look it up in the dictionary.

00:37:58It seems this wasn't mumps.

00:37:59Man!

00:38:00You're new here, aren't you?

00:38:03Brand new and unused, dude.

00:38:05What did you say?

00:38:06I haven't had my first day today.

00:38:07Ah, I see.

00:38:09My name is Brígida. And you?

00:38:11No, not me. My name is Clemente.

00:38:15Ingenious, isn't it? It's very good.

00:38:17Someday I'll make a book with my funny stories.

00:38:20Give me a martini.

00:38:21What are you dressed as, dude?

00:38:23This is from a fisherman's work.

00:38:24And with that spacing, do the fish bite more?

00:38:27No more pecking.

00:38:29They peek out, look at me, and laugh.

00:38:32Ingenious, I'm round.

00:38:34Let's see how Auntie is doing.

00:38:37My daughter, you know what? You're as hot as a horse.

00:38:40Oh, the Lord speaks like the shepherds of my village.

00:38:43Of course, it's like the voice of the people is the voice of wisdom.

00:38:46Do you want something from me?

00:38:48Oh, so you're leaving.

00:38:49No, but if you need me, the lady will be happy to help.

00:38:53A lot of things get done, you know?

00:38:54Yes, cooking, ironing, making the beds.

00:38:57It's normal.

00:38:58And undo them.

00:39:00I make the little sheep, the little cow, and I also make the wild mare.

00:39:06The wild mare?

00:39:08In other words, there's no one who can beat you unless they tame you.

00:39:13Brígida, leave the gentleman alone and take a whiskey up to the 25th.

00:39:17Okay, I'll go.

00:39:18But I don't like the idea, you know?

00:39:20Here the tree trunk is so kind.

00:39:22And you like me too, huh?

00:39:23Don't bother me too much, you crook.

00:39:26Go on, leave, the customer is waiting.

00:39:29See you later, man.

00:39:31Nice girl.

00:39:32A bit of a cement face, but nice.

00:39:35She's the new go-to girl for everything.

00:39:37Yes, but for everything, everything.

00:39:39For everything you ask of him.

00:39:41Ah, too bad he already has a date lined up.

00:39:43If you come with your date on, leave the other one as a spare.

00:39:49Very good.

00:39:52Miss!

00:39:54Miss!

00:40:03Are you suicidal?

00:40:08Go ahead, it's open.

00:40:09Oh, I thought it was the boy.

00:40:16Leave it there.

00:40:17Oh, Titi!

00:40:19Lots of bales!

00:40:21But you're much prettier than Adelaide.

00:40:23Who is Adelaide?

00:40:25Your boss?

00:40:25No.

00:40:26One of my father's cows.

00:40:28She has one breast.

00:40:29Ah, yes.

00:40:30And it delivers 40 liters per hour.

00:40:32There are days when I give considerably less.

00:40:35Oh!

00:40:36So many potions!

00:40:37Is all that perfume?

00:40:39Perfume is creams of everything.

00:40:41Do you want some?

00:40:44Oh!

00:40:48Oh!

00:40:48What a fine stench!

00:40:51It's obvious you're waiting for a Titi to make a move, huh?

00:40:55Hey, how many times do they give it to you...

00:40:57As?

00:40:58How often do they tip you?

00:41:00One per roll in the hay, or one for all who fall?

00:41:03Honey, who's talking about money?

00:41:04You're not going to tell me you're one of those girls who hook up just for fun.

00:41:09Do you think it's that serious?

00:41:10Yes, it is a sin.

00:41:12On the other hand, if you charge, then that's another story.

00:41:15You're right.

00:41:15I charge 100,000 per romp.

00:41:18Pesetas?

00:41:19Dollars.

00:41:20Oh, come on!

00:41:21And they're getting more and more expensive.

00:41:24$100,000.

00:41:26No wonder I said the boss didn't get paid enough.

00:41:28That must be a pleasure.

00:41:30Thank you, colleague.

00:41:38Doña Sole!

00:41:41He's drowned!

00:41:42What are you saying, you crazy person?

00:41:43He's looked everywhere for her and she's nowhere to be found.

00:41:44Look.

00:41:45There's no need to panic.

00:41:46He's definitely crossing the lake.

00:41:47Nothing like a prawn.

00:41:48You can leave, Jorge.

00:41:50Thank you for your trouble.

00:41:51Lord, I am ashamed.

00:41:53How odd.

00:41:53Are you embarrassed to accept a tip?

00:41:55Not quite.

00:41:56Ah, you're embarrassed that it's so small.

00:41:58That.

00:41:59Well then, have your father give it to you.

00:42:01If you want more tips, you have to suck up more.

00:42:05How funny.

00:42:06Very good.

00:42:07Or not?

00:42:07Yeah.

00:42:08Does this perfume remind you of me?

00:42:23Do you like it?

00:42:24A colleague of mine uses it.

00:42:25A clever aunt.

00:42:27He charges $100,000.

00:42:29Well, I hope it's very good.

00:42:30She'll have a fling every 10 years.

00:42:31Why not?

00:42:33That's it.

00:42:34To my wife.

00:42:34This perfume reminds me of my wife.

00:42:36Is that a bad thing?

00:42:38No, I'm calm.

00:42:39Because he's already in the field.

00:42:43Tell me about the wild mare.

00:42:44Oh, that's not something to talk about.

00:42:46Oh, no.

00:42:47Tell me, tell me.

00:42:48Tell me about the wild mare?

00:42:49You neigh, huh?

00:42:50And I kick.

00:42:51Look, I'm sorry I didn't bring my spurs.

00:42:54Tell me more, I'm getting a little crazy.

00:42:57No way, dude.

00:42:58Let me.

00:42:58Let me go.

00:42:59But what a massage, Neves.

00:43:00The neighing doesn't surprise me.

00:43:09That aunt is a mule.

00:43:13And what can I get you?

00:43:15Well, you see, I would like a room with a double bed.

00:43:18With one of those waterbeds that...

00:43:21And music...

00:43:23From Amadeus.

00:43:25Are you Mr. Pablo Bunilla?

00:43:26Hey, all he needs to do is give his ID number.

00:43:29The lady is waiting for her at 25.

00:43:33Who told you my name?

00:43:34Don't worry.

00:43:34Nobody knows it but me.

00:43:36Furthermore, discretion is the rule at this hotel.

00:43:39I came here secretly.

00:43:41Do you understand?

00:43:42I don't want anyone to know I'm here.

00:43:44Don't worry.

00:43:44Nobody will know.

00:43:45Besides, nobody here knows him.

00:43:47Munilla!

00:43:48But what are you doing here, Munilla?

00:43:51What a joy!

00:43:54I'm just passing through.

00:43:56The suitcase is not mine.

00:43:57I went in to get gas, but the lady only has coffee with milk.

00:44:02Don't lie, Munilla.

00:44:03I know perfectly well why you've come here.

00:44:04Have you heard yet?

00:44:05Well, I'm leaving.

00:44:07Please, Munilla.

00:44:08We're all grown up now.

00:44:10You've come here to bang a girl.

00:44:12Brush?

00:44:13I brush.

00:44:15I didn't even bring my brush.

00:44:17The suitcase is not mine.

00:44:18A of...

00:44:19In confidence.

00:44:21I came here for the same reason.

00:44:22You must brush very well, boss.

00:44:24No, normal.

00:44:25Brush, brush.

00:44:27Here I brush and here I kill you.

00:44:30Fuck.

00:44:31But come on, come with me to Alvaro for a drink.

00:44:34No, it's just that I was already leaving.

00:44:35You must toast with your friend.

00:44:37If the encounter is by chance.

00:44:39What do you think?

00:44:40That's nonsense.

00:44:41But you're very good at spouting nonsense, Mr. President.

00:44:43I didn't get the last part.

00:44:44I cannot accept the cup because I have eaten liver.

00:44:48Ah, of course, yes.

00:44:49Well, what does that have to do with anything?

00:44:51Alcohol is very bad for the liver.

00:44:53Come on, come on, come on.

00:44:55Grab your suitcase and come with me.

00:44:56I swear it's not mine.

00:44:57What's wrong with you, man?

00:44:58He's scared.

00:44:59We're not in the office here.

00:45:00Outside of work, I'm adorable.

00:45:02Yes, yes.

00:45:02You'll see, man, you'll see.

00:45:04Because naturally you won't have come with an office employee.

00:45:07Well, not exactly an employee.

00:45:10Well, better, better.

00:45:11A whisky?

00:45:12Okay, just one more and I'm off.

00:45:15Well, as you can see, I move around this hotel like I'm in my own home.

00:45:18I am a good customer.

00:45:19Life is bitter, Munilla.

00:45:22Do you want it with soda or water?

00:45:23Horned.

00:45:24What did you say?

00:45:25With body.

00:45:26I like it alone.

00:45:28Well, I don't need to tell Munilla

00:45:30So, you didn't find me in the office, you found me here, huh?

00:45:33It wouldn't even occur to me, sir.

00:45:35He already knows how people are.

00:45:37They've got it in for me.

00:45:38Yes sir.

00:45:39Well, please don't forgive me for being so moral.

00:45:41No, sir.

00:45:41Then revenge may come.

00:45:43I tipped off my wife and there it is.

00:45:45Where?

00:45:46Where?

00:45:47No no.

00:45:48I mean, he would show up here right away.

00:45:50Ah, but...

00:45:51Are you married?

00:45:53I didn't know.

00:45:54Yes, son, yes.

00:45:55With a very distrustful woman.

00:45:57What are you doing?

00:45:58He's putting ice on it with his hand.

00:46:00Actually, if I'm here, do you know who's to blame?

00:46:03No.

00:46:04She!

00:46:05She?

00:46:05Where?

00:46:07I don't know her.

00:46:08I've never seen her.

00:46:08I swear.

00:46:09I know, man.

00:46:11She's so frigid that I, who am modestly a volcano, have no choice but to have fun

00:46:15away from home.

00:46:16No, the ice has fallen.

00:46:17Leave it, leave it.

00:46:17No, man, he's fallen.

00:46:18It's just expensive.

00:46:19No, let's go.

00:46:20Ah, I see.

00:46:21But, well, then...

00:46:23I'm leaving before this hotel explodes.

00:46:25No, no, no.

00:46:26Calm down, calm down, sweetie.

00:46:27Nothing.

00:46:27You are my shoulder to cry on.

00:46:29Let's make a toast.

00:46:31Cheers?

00:46:33A piece of chewing gum has stuck to the ice, but it doesn't matter.

00:46:39Yes, tell me.

00:46:42I am the customer of the 25.

00:46:43Has the gentleman I'm waiting for not arrived yet?

00:46:46Just a moment ago, but he found a friend and they're having a drink at the bar.

00:46:49What has a friend found?

00:46:51Yes, ma'am.

00:46:52Should I tell him to come up?

00:46:53No, not to my friend.

00:46:54To Mr. Monilla.

00:46:56No, it's not necessary.

00:46:58Thank you.

00:46:59Thank you.

00:47:09Hey!

00:47:13Here!

00:47:15Save me!

00:47:16Relief!

00:47:16Ah!

00:47:30Dear Monilla, you have no idea what a tragedy it is to live with a completely frigid woman.

00:47:36No, sir, I don't know.

00:47:37Is yours frigid or warm?

00:47:40Well, man, mine...

00:47:41What did you say?

00:47:43No, I was asking if hers is warm.

00:47:46It's really heating up right now.

00:47:47That's good, congratulations.

00:47:49Well, I'm leaving, because when a woman gets hot, anything can happen.

00:47:53No, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, no, man, no, nothing.

00:47:56Make him angry a little.

00:47:57Women like a good time, I'm telling you.

00:48:00Not this one.

00:48:01She sets the pace.

00:48:04Does this know what I'm thinking?

00:48:07No.

00:48:08Me neither.

00:48:10Ah, yes, yes.

00:48:11We could get together, the two couples, and have dinner together.

00:48:13But he's crazy, impossible.

00:48:15Because?

00:48:16I speak to Doña Sole and order a dinner for the four of us.

00:48:20You already know my girlfriend.

00:48:21He's nothing special, but at least in bed he's not a boiled potato like my wife.

00:48:26Imagine your face when I introduce you to my partner.

00:48:31Just imagine the look on your face when I introduce you to mine...

00:48:34Hey, why?

00:48:35Come on, tell me, tell me, I'm very interested.

00:48:36Okay, I'm very nosy about that, tell me.

00:48:38Not now.

00:48:39I have to meet with her.

00:48:40See you later.

00:48:41I'm in a hurry.

00:48:43Hey, why did I get this cut?

00:48:45Listen!

00:48:46That worm, how did it come to this pair?

00:49:03Did you tip him off?

00:49:05I?

00:49:05A nose, so that he can kill me.

00:49:10To the closet.

00:49:13Look, what I can't stand is what he's said about me.

00:49:16That in bed I'm a boiled potato.

00:49:19And you know for a fact that it's slander.

00:49:21Or not?

00:49:22Well, I have no complaints about your potato, ma'am.

00:49:25Don't call me, ma'am.

00:49:26That?

00:49:26I will prove to that impotent man whether I am frigid or not.

00:49:31Come here.

00:49:32Ma'am, calm down.

00:49:34Don't get carried away.

00:49:35Come on, clothes off.

00:49:37So that you can trust husbands.

00:49:39One moment.

00:49:39One tries to be understanding because she believes the man of the house is short on fuel.

00:49:43And what the scoundrel does is waste it all over the place.

00:49:48I'm looking forward to seeing who he's involved with.

00:49:50With some tramp, for sure.

00:49:53But it will cost him dearly.

00:49:54Another brilliant one.

00:49:56Take two out.

00:49:57And one for me.

00:49:58But why on earth is she getting naked?

00:50:01Let's make love right now.

00:50:04No.

00:50:04I want it to come in and not be a surprise.

00:50:06Go ahead, call him.

00:50:06No, no, no, no, no.

00:50:08What you want is for me to rip my guts out.

00:50:10No no.

00:50:10An eye for an eye.

00:50:11Horn for horn.

00:50:13Come on, get naked.

00:50:14I'm going to show him what kind of frigid person I am.

00:50:17Listen.

00:50:18Listen.

00:50:19Count me out.

00:50:20Why do you think I went up there?

00:50:22To tell you that we're finished.

00:50:25The potato was very good.

00:50:26Come on, go away.

00:50:27Abandonment.

00:50:28So, you're finally taking off the mask.

00:50:30No, sir.

00:50:31I'm throwing in the towel.

00:50:33You're just as miserable as everyone else.

00:50:34Look, it's time you found out.

00:50:39I am a human being.

00:50:41And I want to keep living.

00:50:43So...

00:50:45Forget me.

00:50:49Coward.

00:50:55Listen.

00:50:56Bring me up a bottle of vodka.

00:50:59But have the waiter bring it up to me.

00:51:04Here!

00:51:14Come on!

00:51:22Pass the motorcycle!

00:51:27What if I fall?

00:51:28There is a lot of depth.

00:51:29Peaceful.

00:51:30Hold on to me.

00:51:30That is.

00:51:35Very good.

00:51:36So.

00:51:39Lift me up.

00:51:42Thank you.

00:51:42Monilla, where are you going?

00:51:56He did it in the midst of a love affair.

00:51:58Battle yes, but not love.

00:52:00We had a fight.

00:52:01Ah, she's jealous.

00:52:03Unbearable.

00:52:04Well, what can I tell you that you don't already know?

00:52:06The thing is, I don't know anything.

00:52:06No, you don't know, with your experience of life's things.

00:52:11Come on, don't be a kid, Monilla.

00:52:13I'll fix that.

00:52:14What is your room number?

00:52:15Well, I think the number is...

00:52:17None, none.

00:52:19What do you mean, none?

00:52:20Well, none.

00:52:22Well, I'm leaving.

00:52:24And besides, you can't go up.

00:52:25Because?

00:52:26Well, how's it going to go up if his...

00:52:29Well, that's my secret.

00:52:33I forbid it.

00:52:34Well, Monilla, but...

00:52:35Oh, don't trust me, of course.

00:52:37No, don't worry.

00:52:37Don't worry, she won't take it off.

00:52:39It's not that.

00:52:39Then go upstairs and make peace, because I've already ordered dinner.

00:52:42And we're not going to ruin a bean stew and a lamb dish over some silly little thing.

00:52:45Come on, let's go, I'll come with you.

00:52:46Just a moment, just a moment, just a moment.

00:52:48I'll go, but no coming with me, okay?

00:52:51Okay, fine, go ahead and get up there, but fix it, Monilla, fix it.

00:52:53OK.

00:52:54And you know we have some really fat lamb legs.

00:52:56Yes, don't worry, we'll be downstairs right away, okay?

00:52:59I'll wait for you here, okay?

00:53:06Happens.

00:53:06Thank you.

00:53:10Hello.

00:53:12Where do I put the tray, ma'am?

00:53:13On the small table.

00:53:21Come on?

00:53:22You can look now.

00:53:24Oh, yes.

00:53:25By the way, didn't you tell me about a cure for your large ones?

00:53:28Yes, from a very special cure.

00:53:30And tell me, do you ask all your clients to do that treatment for you?

00:53:33Only to a beautiful woman like you.

00:53:34Will they slap you around in the face?

00:53:36Well, I've also gotten used to flirting.

00:53:37How rude are you?

00:53:38That?

00:53:38Should I get naked?

00:53:41Open it, please.

00:53:42Come here, where they won't see you.

00:53:49What do you want?

00:53:49I've spoken to your husband, open up.

00:53:53Your husband is determined to go up.

00:53:54I told him I would spend the day locked up with you.

00:53:56It's the only way to throw him off the scent.

00:53:58But you hadn't left.

00:53:59Your husband won't let me, he's a real abuser.

00:54:01I already know that.

00:54:02Do you know what's gotten into his head?

00:54:04He wants us to have dinner with his girlfriend, the four of us together.

00:54:06I'm starting to like that.

00:54:08I'm going to tell him that I accept the invitation.

00:54:10You're crazy, it'll kill us both.

00:54:12My husband doesn't even kill time.

00:54:14Where are you going?

00:54:15Where are you going?

00:54:17Oh my God, where do I hide now?

00:54:19That?

00:54:23This woman never stops, she's always getting into trouble.

00:54:26Hey, shut up, dude, I'm right here.

00:54:28What are you doing here?

00:54:29The problem is that all the hotel rooms are occupied.

00:54:31We're arguing because he doesn't want to give me one hundred thousand dollars.

00:54:34With two thousand pesetas you'll be set for life.

00:54:35I would give it a thousand.

00:54:36Well, you've gone too far.

00:54:37Come on, and now leave, because if the lady comes back she'll cause trouble.

00:54:40But then, who will give me my one hundred thousand dollars?

00:54:42Who's going to give it to you?

00:54:42A drunken Arab sheikh or one who's going to give out foreign currency?

00:54:45But don't think it's going to be so you can pass them on...

00:54:47Okay, fine, let's go.

00:54:48Oh, here it comes, here it comes!

00:54:50Quick, get in the closet.

00:54:52No, no, not in the closet.

00:54:53Let's go to the bathroom, there's more room.

00:54:59My husband is coming.

00:55:01Let it surprise us while we're making love.

00:55:02Runs!

00:55:03Take off your pants.

00:55:04What does it take away from me?

00:55:05Come on, the pants.

00:55:09I'm going to be fine.

00:55:11Munilla!

00:55:13But why do you want him to catch us making love?

00:55:14I want him to catch us, of course I do.

00:55:16Don't do it there!

00:55:17It has disappeared.

00:55:19Who?

00:55:20No, nobody.

00:55:21Come on, stay still!

00:55:28Hello, dearest boss!

00:55:30Can I give you a hand?

00:55:31I already have two, go away.

00:55:34Come on, if you want to tame a woman, you must bring her flowers.

00:55:39Very good, very good.

00:55:41It's not one of the best.

00:55:42Thank you.

00:55:43Okay, let me go.

00:55:44What was that?

00:55:46That?

00:55:47Nothing, nothing, nothing.

00:55:48No, no, get out of here, get out of here.

00:55:49Leave me alone, I think I heard a noise.

00:55:51It was me, look, look, look.

00:55:53When I get nervous I kick, look, look.

00:55:55Oh yes, but it is I here, my son, so that your father does not get angry.

00:55:58Let me through.

00:56:00She's naked.

00:56:02Ah, in that case I give up.

00:56:04I want to meet his girlfriend, but seeing her naked now seems too soon.

00:56:08Give this to him on my behalf, best regards.

00:56:10Careful.

00:56:14You can leave now.

00:56:15But why didn't you let him in?

00:56:16Do you like blood?

00:56:18Here, take a gift.

00:56:19I don't want them.

00:56:21But who's in the bathroom?

00:56:22In the bathroom?

00:56:23Soap.

00:56:24You know him, he's very mischievous.

00:56:26Shall we make love or not, boiled potato?

00:56:28No.

00:56:29Oh no, man, no, I can't take the bath.

00:56:32I poke myself in the tap.

00:56:33That's strange, I wasn't expecting this one.

00:56:35Oh, and with chicken, yes, right?

00:56:37What are you doing in there, you chill girl?

00:56:38Well, I was giving Jorge a treatment because he had a huge pimple that had swollen up.

00:56:43And do you think this is the appropriate place?

00:56:46And even less so to deflate a pimple.

00:56:48No, no, but he insisted so much that how could I refuse?

00:56:53Of course, the poor thing, how could she refuse?

00:56:55Leave them be, they're just two kids.

00:56:56We have more important things to resolve.

00:56:57You all get out.

00:56:59And do not return until you are called.

00:57:00Come on.

00:57:02Come on, I'm going to give you a smack on the head.

00:57:03Sorry, sorry.

00:57:04What were those two doing inside the closet?

00:57:08You'll say, in the bathroom.

00:57:09No, I put them in the bathroom.

00:57:10They used to be in the closet.

00:57:12Both?

00:57:13The whores here never stop.

00:57:14Hey, what were you trying to do?

00:57:16They make a round bed, don't they?

00:57:18Did you mistake me for a nymphomaniac?

00:57:20Yes, ma'am, exactly.

00:57:24Come, look.

00:57:25What's happening?

00:57:32Here it goes.

00:57:32But it's Luisa Cepeda.

00:57:34A hooker?

00:57:35No, not some random woman.

00:57:37She's the most formal girl in the office.

00:57:39You're frozen.

00:57:40Do you like it?

00:57:41But I barely know her.

00:57:43Well, you made a face

00:57:44like you sat down like a shot.

00:57:47It must have been a surprise.

00:57:48You're not going to think I care about anything, are you?

00:57:51There are many girls in the office,

00:57:52But I haven't looked at any of them, not a single one.

00:57:54Sure, the sights two by two.

00:57:56No, Teresa.

00:57:57You should see how your husband spends it.

00:57:59He's an ogre.

00:58:00And which room is that girl in?

00:58:02What does it matter?

00:58:03You're not thinking of causing a scandal, are you?

00:58:05And fat.

00:58:07Your boss is going to have a castration complex.

00:58:09for the rest of his days.

00:58:10For charity, Teresa.

00:58:11Please control yourself.

00:58:12It's a matter between husband and wife.

00:58:14You're not involved at all.

00:58:16You're right.

00:58:18There are things we have to put up with.

00:58:19to avoid going back to unemployment.

00:58:20My poor little Smurfette.

00:58:22I was extremely worried.

00:58:23And the more I thought about you,

00:58:24because I needed you more.

00:58:24Not now, take it away.

00:58:26I'm sunburned from so much sun.

00:58:28I want to take a shower

00:58:28and recover a little.

00:58:30Okay, I'll try to understand you.

00:58:30This is very good.

00:58:31I'm impatient.

00:58:32But can't you see how I look?

00:58:34I even scare myself.

00:58:36Go on, go down to the bar

00:58:37And have a whisky.

00:58:38Other?

00:58:38But it's from a jug.

00:58:40I need at least

00:58:40half an hour to get ready.

00:58:42And what am I supposed to do in that half hour?

00:58:44Come on, it's reasonable.

00:58:45We'll have all afternoon

00:58:48for us.

00:58:49And all night long.

00:58:50Clear.

00:58:52Well, I'll have to choose.

00:58:53between the waitress and the waiter.

00:58:55I'll choose the waitress.

00:58:57But I haven't seen it.

00:58:58One dollar in my life, aunt.

00:58:59Well, look for a hundred thousand

00:59:00And when you have them, you come back.

00:59:01Sure, if I'm sexually.

00:59:03Careful, go in there

00:59:04Someone is coming.

00:59:05You don't turn me on, you don't turn me on.

00:59:06Then nothing.

00:59:07You don't make me feel indignant.

00:59:09It's unbelievable that you don't read this.

00:59:11Man, look at that slacker!

00:59:13Do you need anything, sir?

00:59:14Yes, yes, I have half an hour free.

00:59:17Why don't you do it to me?

00:59:17the wild mare?

00:59:18Go on.

00:59:18No, no, I can't now.

00:59:20I'm with the sheets.

00:59:21No, I can't.

00:59:22But how are you, daughter?

00:59:22You are like a rock, my daughter.

00:59:24No, it's not free.

00:59:25Well, the thing is, I don't have any loose change.

00:59:27Okay, where's your room?

00:59:28Upstairs.

00:59:29But first you have to talk

00:59:30with the employer and pay her.

00:59:32Oh, how romantic you are!

00:59:33I am not an addict.

00:59:34I get paid.

00:59:35Well, that sounds great to me.

00:59:37Go on, finish with the sheets

00:59:38I'm going to talk to Doña Sole.

00:59:40Doña Sole!

00:59:42And that's going to give you one hundred thousand dollars?

00:59:45Well, if he doesn't have them

00:59:45I'm giving you a spring discount.

00:59:47Come on, come on, come on.

00:59:48He's going to give you a trout, come on.

00:59:50What are you doing here?

00:59:52Excuse me, I was going to ask myself that question.

00:59:55What are you doing in my room?

00:59:56I'm looking for my husband.

00:59:58I don't know who you're talking about.

00:59:59She knows perfectly well who my husband is.

01:00:01Where is he hiding?

01:00:02You're wasting your time.

01:00:04There are no husbands here.

01:00:06I'm going to search everything until I find him.

01:00:08Would you like to look inside as well?

01:00:10Keep that joke to yourself.

01:00:11Maybe I can laugh with him

01:00:13when she has been fired.

01:00:14One hundred thousand dollars?

01:00:19I don't know, it must be Margaret Thatcher in disguise.

01:00:22That's what she says.

01:00:24But it can be fixed with two thousand pesetas.

01:00:25Ah, okay.

01:00:25Let's make a deal.

01:00:27You try the product first, and then we'll talk about the price.

01:00:29Tell me, who am I?

01:00:31Your perfume gives you away.

01:00:33It's like my wife's.

01:00:34And do you know why?

01:00:35No.

01:00:35Because I am your woman.

01:00:37Oh my, Pedrín.

01:00:39Dear, but who loved him more?

01:00:40What a surprise!

01:00:42It's the last thing I could have imagined.

01:00:44And how did you find out I was here, daughter?

01:00:46An anonymous caller told me that you had arranged to meet a woman here.

01:00:49Did I give this to a woman?

01:00:51What nonsense!

01:00:52Precisely.

01:00:53Since I don't know what I'm going to...

01:00:54This, this, this.

01:00:55I've come to fish.

01:00:56Look at me.

01:00:56So what are you doing instead of being at the lake?

01:00:59Which lake?

01:01:00Ah, but there's a lake here.

01:01:01Yes, yes.

01:01:01Ah, yes.

01:01:02The big puddle is out there, yes.

01:01:04Of course, I was renting a boat to the lady.

01:01:08Wasn't he renting a boat?

01:01:08Yes, yes, of course.

01:01:09Clear.

01:01:10Her husband told me he found her expensive.

01:01:13And I told him to try it first and then we'll talk about the price.

01:01:17That's what I told him.

01:01:17Delighted, ma'am, but duty calls.

01:01:20Thank you.

01:01:20See you later.

01:01:21Thank you.

01:01:21Luck.

01:01:22Can you tell me what that shameless woman from your office is doing at the hotel?

01:01:24The one from 112.

01:01:26Ah, but there's someone from my office here.

01:01:28Well, I have no idea, dear.

01:01:30I hadn't seen it precisely because I haven't spoken to him, in case they had mentioned it.

01:01:34I saw you hugging her.

01:01:36Ah, yes, the one by the lake.

01:01:37Well, no, he hadn't, because he had arrived earlier.

01:01:40Well, she must have come with someone, I'd say, right?

01:01:43Look.

01:01:45Munilla has come with this one.

01:01:47He is one of my employees.

01:01:48The two are linked.

01:01:50Munilla, Munilla, I can't fit it in.

01:01:52Sorry.

01:01:52Don't talk nonsense.

01:01:53Comes back.

01:01:55Munilla, Munilla.

01:01:57But where on earth has he gone, man?

01:01:58Are you playing hide-and-seek or what?

01:02:00I don't know what his wife told him, but I am innocent.

01:02:03I never wanted to cheat on him.

01:02:05It was the circumstances.

01:02:06But what circumstances, man.

01:02:07You say some very strange things.

01:02:09Come here.

01:02:09Come on.

01:02:11Have mercy.

01:02:12What are you going to do with me?

01:02:13No, I want you to come with me and tell my wife that you brought her to this hotel.

01:02:16to Luisita Cepeda, to sleep with her.

01:02:19You won't believe it.

01:02:21And why?

01:02:22Well, because...

01:02:23Because it's not true.

01:02:24Hey, what the hell does that matter?

01:02:25The point is to tell him.

01:02:27You see, Don Clemente, I want to make a career.

01:02:29And the first condition is to leave the girls alone.

01:02:31You told me so.

01:02:33Look, Munilla, if you do me the favor I'm asking, don't worry about your career.

01:02:37I'm promoting you to accountant right now.

01:02:38But wait a minute, let's get this straight.

01:02:41What does "accountant" mean?

01:02:42Munilla, I'm in a bind.

01:02:44My wife's witch has come to hunt me down.

01:02:46No, no, no.

01:02:47His wife has come because I...

01:02:49As?

01:02:50Nothing, I'm just going on.

01:02:51What did he say about being an accountant?

01:02:53No, please attend to me.

01:02:54She's gotten it into her head that there's trouble between Miss Cepeda and me.

01:02:58Look at that nonsense.

01:02:59But that's true, isn't it?

01:03:00Of course it is.

01:03:02And since it is, we must say that it isn't, do you understand?

01:03:04No.

01:03:05It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

01:03:06Help me and I'll name whatever you want.

01:03:09Accountant said.

01:03:09Nothing, nothing.

01:03:10Head of accounting, that's it.

01:03:13What do I have to do?

01:03:14Tell my wife that it was you who came with Cepeda.

01:03:17I'll tell him, but he'll probably start laughing nervously.

01:03:20Well, tell him anyway, okay?

01:03:21It won't be released now.

01:03:22Let's see how you behave, accounting chief, Munillita.

01:03:26Clementito.

01:03:27We'll enter separately to disguise it.

01:03:29He won't leave.

01:03:30No.

01:03:31No, he's shy, he's escaped.

01:03:33If I command respect, I have something that...

01:03:35You don't want me to gouge your eyes out.

01:03:36Here I am going outdoors.

01:03:37Yes, tell me, tell me, what nonsense.

01:03:39Oh, there it is, what a mess.

01:03:39Now I'm going to...

01:03:41I'm going to introduce you to my wife, my wife, yes.

01:03:45Miss Cepeda from my office, my wife, that one.

01:03:49I know her.

01:03:51Oh, you know?

01:03:51What a coincidence.

01:03:52It's a surprise that all three of them coincide.

01:03:54The four of them.

01:03:55Well, I came here from hunting, I mean fishing, I didn't...

01:03:57And she did too, but without a fishing rod.

01:03:58I came with a single friend.

01:04:00Of course, with Munilla, the accountant Munilla.

01:04:03That's not true, that's not true, that's not true.

01:04:04Yes, yes, the same one.

01:04:05Yeah.

01:04:06Look, what I was saying was, they love each other, they love each other very much, right?

01:04:09Say it.

01:04:10Only outside the office, sir.

01:04:12Do you realize?

01:04:13Two model employees know that work is sacred and only take advantage of it on the weekend.

01:04:17And I'm not getting involved in that anymore.

01:04:19That's their problem.

01:04:20And now tell me a story about Indians.

01:04:22Well, I'm going to tell you, Forapache.

01:04:23Enri Fonda is wearing some rags, which he hangs here, and then a sword.

01:04:27And then he says, "The quarter cavalry of Munilla!"

01:04:30Munilla, what a joy.

01:04:33Miss Cepeda has told us everything.

01:04:36Congratulations!

01:04:38I'm going to introduce you to my wife.

01:04:40Health?

01:04:41Lady.

01:04:42Well, there you have this young man who's rising like a rocket.

01:04:44He is now head of accounting.

01:04:46No, first head of accounting.

01:04:47Ah, that's it, first head of accounting.

01:04:49Incidentally, the recommendation came from you again.

01:04:51From a friend.

01:04:52Well, since we know each other, we have to celebrate this in style.

01:04:57Don't rush into anything.

01:04:58This one? And why?

01:04:59Not a single truth has been told here.

01:05:01Don't you realize?

01:05:02These two haven't even looked at each other.

01:05:04They don't know each other.

01:05:05Come on, you're being silly, this is stupid.

01:05:06Okay, but a charm.

01:05:08Excuse me.

01:05:09How was your walk?

01:05:11Well, uh, profitable.

01:05:13They are staging a crude farce.

01:05:15No, Teresa, it's my presence that makes them self-conscious.

01:05:18The truth is that I feel a little violent.

01:05:20Do you mind if Mr. Munilla and I retire to our room?

01:05:23Yes, that's it.

01:05:24Man, no, yes.

01:05:25I'm going to come, although not to my house, it's better not to.

01:05:28Lady.

01:05:29At his feet.

01:05:32Come on, let's go upstairs, I'll tell you all about it later.

01:05:35Scoundrel.

01:05:36What's the matter?

01:05:37If I don't have a drink right away, I'll burst.

01:05:39That employee of yours is a pig.

01:05:41Yes, but top-quality, yes.

01:05:43What I don't understand is why you're upset that he's going off with that girl.

01:05:46And you?

01:05:47Well, not me, not at all, I don't like it.

01:05:49Then everyone was happy.

01:05:51Clear.

01:05:52But it infuriates me that that guy is willing to cover for him in exchange for a dirty promotion.

01:05:57Mine...

01:05:57You men are all pigs.

01:05:59Sure, some cheapskates, man.

01:06:00Bonilla, don't brush it off, Bonilla.

01:06:04What a day.

01:06:06Okay, so what do we do now?

01:06:08Well, I don't know.

01:06:09We wait ten minutes and then we leave.

01:06:11We're supposed to be making love.

01:06:13Yes, that's what the boss wants his wife to believe.

01:06:16But he won't swallow it.

01:06:17He would kill you with his eyes.

01:06:21How long have you been lovers?

01:06:23Lovers? Not at all.

01:06:24Just a whim of the lady.

01:06:26And am I just a whim of the Lord?

01:06:27I don't care.

01:06:30I came to the city to make my way however I could.

01:06:32But you, such a pretty girl...

01:06:37I also planned to conquer the world.

01:06:39And you see, I've almost become a whore.

01:06:42No, man, don't say that.

01:06:45Okay, sit down.

01:06:46Come in, make yourself comfortable.

01:06:57Don't be impulsive, you'll cause a scene and we'll get kicked out of the hotel.

01:07:01Go to hell.

01:07:02If they're going along with a charade, then let them go ahead with it.

01:07:04And if you don't like it, tough luck.

01:07:07Look, what was I telling you?

01:07:08Two strangers.

01:07:10They're not even touching each other.

01:07:12But how is it possible that two young people like you can restrain yourselves?

01:07:15But where is the Spanish fury?

01:07:17Come on, man, come on.

01:07:18Ah, yes.

01:07:20Sorry.

01:07:21They have already started.

01:07:22Now we have to leave them alone.

01:07:24One moment.

01:07:24I want to see the look on your face when you see your lover making love with your employee.

01:07:29But what face am I going to make?

01:07:30I don't care.

01:07:31You'll see, you'll see.

01:07:32Let them kiss, let them kiss.

01:07:34After all, I'm not asking for anything out of the ordinary.

01:07:37Don't they say they love each other?

01:07:39Well, let's prove it.

01:07:40Did you hear me, Munilla?

01:07:42Yes, ma'am, yes, yes.

01:07:44You don't expect us to stay and watch the show, do you?

01:07:46Are you afraid you won't be able to resist it?

01:07:48Oh, what passion.

01:07:49Don't you realize this is crazy?

01:07:51We are invading their privacy.

01:07:53Furthermore, they will not do anything in the presence of strangers.

01:07:56They won't do anything.

01:07:57Nothing, nothing, nothing.

01:07:58No, sir, nothing.

01:07:59Getting in shape isn't easy.

01:08:00This is coming from a man who does nothing.

01:08:03A man who is not Munilla.

01:08:05It was in the...

01:08:05And what do you know about him?

01:08:07Nothing, he doesn't know anything, nothing.

01:08:09Silence.

01:08:11Go ahead, guys.

01:08:12Yes, one moment.

01:08:12As if you were alone.

01:08:13What are you doing?

01:08:14But take off your clothes.

01:08:15Please, ma'am.

01:08:16Lady.

01:08:18It's just that, like this, as a spectacle, it's embarrassing.

01:08:22Sure, sure.

01:08:23Let's go to the bedroom.

01:08:24No to the bedroom, no, Munilla.

01:08:25Munilla.

01:08:26Munilla, son, Munilla.

01:08:27That?

01:08:28No.

01:08:28Okay.

01:08:28But leave the door ajar.

01:08:31Yes sir.

01:08:31Munilla.

01:08:32For God's sake, Munilla.

01:08:33Please, Munilla.

01:08:34You know, son, head of accounting.

01:08:36A future.

01:08:37Not some things of ours.

01:08:40Listen.

01:08:41What a frenzy!

01:08:42What lust!

01:08:43Munilla, remember that it's me.

01:08:45That my wife is here.

01:08:47And he can't see these things.

01:08:48This.

01:08:49Don't worry, boss.

01:08:50Don't worry.

01:08:50Come here, my love.

01:08:54Are you convinced now?

01:08:55Yeah.

01:08:57Oh, thank goodness.

01:08:59I am convinced that Munilla is a scoundrel.

01:09:03But you didn't ask him to.

01:09:04Why are you insulting him now?

01:09:06For listening to me.

01:09:08Well, you won't doubt me anymore.

01:09:10You've seen that I haven't moved a single muscle in my face.

01:09:12Look.

01:09:13Goes.

01:09:15Munilla.

01:09:16Munilla.

01:09:16Munilla, please deceive me.

01:09:18But just a little bit, just a little bit.

01:09:20Munilla is ruining this man's life.

01:09:27Mr. Munilla.

01:09:31Now we are truly alone.

01:09:38Oh!

01:09:39Well, that's been clearly demonstrated.

01:09:40If I had had anything to do with that girl, I would die of shock.

01:09:43One can be cuckolded and put up with everything.

01:09:45Hold it right there, hold it right there, okay?

01:09:46If I'm a cuckold, it means you're a whore.

01:09:49We are not discussing my situation, but yours.

01:09:53Gracious.

01:09:55Where are you?

01:09:56Gracious.

01:09:57Where have people taken me?

01:09:58Oh well.

01:09:59No, man, no.

01:10:00It's going to be right now.

01:10:01Not relevant now.

01:10:02What are you doing?

01:10:03Are you going to cheat on me with that whore?

01:10:05A whore, but honest.

01:10:06Not like you, who wants to steal the client.

01:10:08No, look, look.

01:10:09Let him go.

01:10:09No, look, look.

01:10:09Wait a minute, it's recording me with the caption on.

01:10:11The man has taken me to test him and I'm taking him to bed.

01:10:13I'm going to do it, I'll manage to save her.

01:10:14But, but, but, is she crazy?

01:10:16She's loose, but I don't know her at all.

01:10:18Oh, no.

01:10:19And what happened when you groped me?

01:10:20No, I'm not going to be quiet.

01:10:21And if it was another, or less.

01:10:22She's already crazy, don't pay any attention to her.

01:10:23This gentleman is my husband.

01:10:25This man has to pay me $100,000.

01:10:27That's the deal.

01:10:28I'm leaving.

01:10:28$100,000 to you?

01:10:30Don't laugh, or I'll hit you with a stick, okay?

01:10:32Don't disrespect me, you shameless, vixen.

01:10:34What were you thinking?

01:10:35Munilla, munilla!

01:10:45What's happening?

01:10:47At your service, Mr. President.

01:10:49But are they still pretending to make love?

01:10:50Yes, pretending, pretending.

01:10:52We're finished now, but if you want, we can pretend again.

01:10:55Come on, get out of here right now, you're killing each other.

01:10:57Killing?

01:10:58Who is it?

01:10:58There's no time for explanations, is there?

01:11:00No, go outside and tell my wife that you were the one who was going to sleep with the maid.

01:11:04to fill a gap, of course.

01:11:05Another gap I have to fill?

01:11:07Let's see.

01:11:08Sure, to kill time while he waited for his girlfriend.

01:11:10Do you think I'm Pepe the Fast?

01:11:12It doesn't matter to you, tell him, but hurry before blood is spilled.

01:11:16Okay.

01:11:17Excuse me, Smurfette, but today everything is going terribly wrong for this gentleman.

01:11:19Come on, come on, Munilla, come on.

01:11:22Don't push, man, you're going to knock me over.

01:11:24Come out, save me, munilla.

01:11:25Say I'm innocent and I'll name whatever you want.

01:11:28Deputy Director.

01:11:29Does that sound good to you, Deputy Director?

01:11:30Well, he's already the deputy director at this point.

01:11:32Deputy director is fine, but where should we put director?

01:11:35What a face.

01:11:35Well, from that moment on you are the director.

01:11:38I'm already understating it.

01:11:40Please sign a piece of paper for me.

01:11:41I'll sign it right away, come on.

01:11:42No, no, these things are forgotten later.

01:11:44Witch.

01:11:47Will you tell me what my husband paid you to sleep with that whore?

01:11:50For me, once they tell me things is enough.

01:11:54Sorry, sorry, there's been a misunderstanding.

01:11:57You see, I'm the one who was supposed to sleep with the maid.

01:12:02That's it, that's it.

01:12:02You?

01:12:03But you call him informally.

01:12:04No, I'm saying you.

01:12:06Are you here?

01:12:07He had to pay me ten thousand.

01:12:10His work is tremendous.

01:12:11Has he come here to brush everyone off?

01:12:13Yes, ma'am.

01:12:15Does he think I'm stupid?

01:12:16No, no, no, ma'am.

01:12:20I needed, I needed...

01:12:22I'm sure of it, because otherwise I won't continue.

01:12:24Okay, fine.

01:12:25I needed to fill a gap and I thought of the maid.

01:12:29While I was waiting for my girlfriend.

01:12:31Right, Luisa?

01:12:34Nothing, nothing.

01:12:35Nothing, bad, bad.

01:12:36Are you convinced, my dear?

01:12:37I've only come here to hunt, I mean, to fish.

01:12:39So why don't you go to the lake?

01:12:41Very late-blooming women, yes.

01:12:42It's very humid, isn't it?

01:12:44Because there was no cenocardia and it has here...

01:12:46And there were no carzanos from the inside.

01:12:48There were agents.

01:12:49And it has gotten out of hand.

01:12:50I had...

01:12:51I hadn't seen anything like the sanduños before.

01:12:52Oh, he's making a face.

01:12:54Oh, well, the last thing I needed was to get lumbago.

01:12:58I'm just prone to it, you know?

01:12:59Humidity is a bad thing, sir.

01:13:01He grabs his bones and...

01:13:02What a lot of water!

01:13:04Why does she talk so much?

01:13:06A mystery, sir.

01:13:08Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming.

01:13:09Let me have the blanket, I'm worried about the back pain I've already got.

01:13:12On other occasions...

01:13:14Luisa, wait, don't go.

01:13:17I'm fed up with so many lies.

01:13:18I don't want to see you anymore.

01:13:20But what am I giving you?

01:13:21It's not my fault.

01:13:22Luisa, please listen.

01:13:23Luisa, don't go.

01:13:24Luisa.

01:13:26Nobody understands them.

01:13:31He's not very intelligent.

01:13:32It's not in your best interest.

01:13:34You seem very confident.

01:13:35He doesn't know how to appreciate your class.

01:13:37In one afternoon you've had a dazzling run.

01:13:39From simple employee to company director.

01:13:42I'm becoming a finic.

01:13:44You are like me.

01:13:45We like to fly high.

01:13:47We went up to my room.

01:13:49Now?

01:13:50It's the perfect time.

01:13:52Finally we are alone as we had planned.

01:13:54The girl has returned home and my husband is happily fishing.

01:13:59Well.

01:14:00Hey, what do you say we go back?

01:14:02Whatever you say.

01:14:03I didn't come here to have fun.

01:14:04I've come here to work.

01:14:05You're the one having fun.

01:14:06Well, let's go because I've had enough fun.

01:14:08So let's see.

01:14:09Oh, lumbago!

01:14:10Oh!

01:14:10He loved me.

01:14:11Stand up straight!

01:14:12Well, if I can't get on...

01:14:13Well, sit down.

01:14:14Hey, stay still.

01:14:15Stay still, we're going into the water.

01:14:17We're going to crash!

01:14:19Hey, hey.

01:14:21I hit my neck with the oar!

01:14:23Come back!

01:14:24It is I who should thank you, Mr. President.

01:14:28Although there is still one important position to climb.

01:14:32At one o'clock we will have refreshments to celebrate his appointment.

01:14:35I have come to congratulate you personally and thank you for everything you have done for me.

01:14:39Please, Mr. President.

01:14:40It was a great honor.

01:14:42Furthermore, what I did is nothing compared to what you have done for me.

01:14:47Did you know that I have reconciled with my wife?

01:14:49Careful, careful, careful.

01:14:50Is it going to ruin my armchair?

01:14:52No, I was saying, do you know that I've reconciled with my wife?

01:14:55Now she is a sweet and wonderful woman.

01:14:57Glad to hear it.

01:14:58Boiled potato, from a sound.

01:15:00And all thanks to you.

01:15:02The credit is his.

01:15:03That he was able to convince her that you were innocent.

01:15:07I was smart.

01:15:08Oh no, I'm tilting!

01:15:09Careful, careful.

01:15:10How ready?

01:15:11A real little devil?

01:15:14It's a shame about the back pain that has left me useless.

01:15:16Well, happiness always requires small sacrifices.

01:15:20What you should do from now on is be more careful and not go to the lake, okay?

01:15:24Put me facing the door.

01:15:25Yes, right away.

01:15:26Careful, careful.

01:15:27Congratulations, Munilla.

01:15:30Thank you, Mr. President.

01:15:31And now be careful with the stairs.

01:15:33Don't worry, I've already fallen twice.

01:15:35Well, third time's the charm.

01:15:37Let's hope for the best.

01:15:40He's already gone.

01:15:43Oh, but what a beating that guy gave us!

01:15:46When it's rolled up, it's a real drag.

01:15:48You heard him, didn't you?

01:15:49Not only is he convinced that I've taken the bait, but he plans to continue with his adventures.

01:15:54Well, I don't think so.

01:15:55It has lost a lot of gas.

01:15:56Having you here makes it all worthwhile.

01:15:58You don't get naked.

01:15:59Woman, you are insatiable.

01:16:02My little Perry Mason.

01:16:03Don't call me Perry Mason.

01:16:05Alright.

01:16:05My dear director.

01:16:07CEO, be careful.

01:16:08You know you deserved the promotion.

01:16:10Well, you know your husband.

01:16:12Here, careers are built on merit.

01:16:14I don't know what kind of performance you'll give in the office.

01:16:17But if you were rewarded for your performance in the small game,

01:16:20You would become president of the government.

01:16:22No, man, no.

01:16:24Quickly, hide in the bathroom.

01:16:25Oh, clothes.

01:16:27Munilla, open.

01:16:33Mr. President.

01:16:34He's afraid Munilla will kidnap him.

01:16:36No, it's just that when I concentrate, I shut myself away.

01:16:39How can I help you?

01:16:40Where is he going?

01:16:41Come here, Munilla, I forgot to ask you a rather important question.

01:16:44Careful, careful.

01:16:44Watch out, I'm coming that way.

01:16:45Careful.

01:16:45I'm leaving, I'm leaving.

01:16:46Which girl did you go to the hotel with, Munilla?

01:16:49The tie.

01:16:50That?

01:16:51Munilla?

01:16:52Has Munilla left?

01:16:52Has he left?

01:16:53I'm right here behind.

01:16:54Come on, then go ahead.

01:16:56Well, that's not it either, is it?

01:16:58You don't know her.

01:17:00I kept her locked in my room the whole time.

01:17:03Oh, he didn't trust me?

01:17:04No.

01:17:05You see, with the success you have with girls, it was a danger.

01:17:09That's right, that's right.

01:17:10How clever, huh?

01:17:12Oh, and now one more thing, Munilla.

01:17:14Hey?

01:17:15At your service, yes.

01:17:16Do you remember the warning I gave you when you entered this house?

01:17:19How could I forget it?

01:17:21I started just a week ago.

01:17:22I told him that if there's one thing I won't compromise on, it's immorality.

01:17:28It seems to be getting worse.

01:17:29Yes, that's what he said.

01:17:30Hey, don't go to the bathroom now, okay?

01:17:32No, because it's very difficult for me to lower the fire.

01:17:35Well, I'm still stressed, Munilla.

01:17:36Despite everything that's happened this weekend, no looking at the girls, okay?

01:17:40No, nothing, of course, sir, as if they didn't exist.

01:17:44Hold onto this moment, because you're going to be surprised.

01:17:48So, whose is this... whose is this garter belt?

01:17:51Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:17:52Whose?

01:17:52You're putting me in a difficult position, Mr. President.

01:17:54Go ahead, Munilla, go ahead.

01:17:56Go ahead, Munilla, go ahead.

01:17:58Whose is it?

01:18:01Mine.

01:18:02It's mine.

01:18:03Jobo!

01:18:05You wear this, it's because you're fat, huh?

01:18:08Yes, I like to have very high executives.

01:18:11So, so that I don't get frustrated with the footwork...

01:18:14The truth supports that, Munilla.

01:18:17Is it from La Cepeda?

01:18:19No, not from Cepeda.

01:18:22Is it the countess's?

01:18:23No, not that either, it's not the count's either, but if she keeps going she'll be right, of course.

01:18:27Is it from the head of personnel, who is a bit...

01:18:29No, it's not his either.

01:18:34So, is it someone hiding in...

01:18:37in the bathroom?

01:18:40Do I know her?

01:18:41No, no, he doesn't know her, no, no.

01:18:44Also, there's nobody in the bathroom, no, there's nobody there, no.

01:18:46Let me check it.

01:18:48No, there's nobody here.

01:18:50Munilla!

01:18:51I swear there's nobody here.

01:18:52Munilla, let me see.

01:18:55He won't dare.

01:18:56Look what I'm shooting.

01:18:57No, I don't think I'll shoot, I always carry an unloaded crutch.

01:19:01Excuse me.

01:19:01Huh? Who?

01:19:03Do you need it?

01:19:04The fact that?

01:19:05This garment.

01:19:06Mr. Munilla is lying to you.

01:19:07It's mine.

01:19:08No, no, that's not true.

01:19:09Lift up your skirt, lift up.

01:19:10Mr. Munilla and I have a relationship.

01:19:13Have you forgotten?

01:19:15We gave him a good show.

01:19:17Well, but that was a farce.

01:19:20Not for me.

01:19:21Not for me either.

01:19:23We love each other.

01:19:25How sweet.

01:19:26But stop with the nonsense, man.

01:19:28Come on, who's in there?

01:19:29Come on.

01:19:31OK that's fine.

01:19:32You're in charge.

01:19:33But I'm in charge.

01:19:35Give it a kick?

01:19:36Oh, mother!

01:19:38What are you doing?

01:19:39Oh, mother!

01:19:40Oh well!

01:19:40I hit my nose with the crutch.

01:19:42I cracked my nose on the salt.

01:19:44But what a silly blow!

01:19:45Ah, be careful!

01:19:46My crutch has slipped, but...

01:19:48How strange this is!

01:19:50Don't worry.

01:19:51Oh, what a genius!

01:19:51But what a silly thing to say!

01:19:53Why are you turning me around now?

01:19:54Why are you turning me around?

01:19:55Don't worry.

01:19:56But how could fate have intervened?

01:19:58Now!

01:19:58Oh, what a husband!

01:19:59Now!

01:19:59It's been a real pain, Mr. President.

01:20:03But very fat and very stupid, huh?

01:20:05You can go into the bathroom now.

01:20:06Yes, because I'm interested despite being this bad.

01:20:09Let's see.

01:20:10Are you convinced?

01:20:11Nothing around here?

01:20:12Nothing there?

01:20:12I don't see anything.

01:20:13Nobody?

01:20:13Nothing.

01:20:13I can't see.

01:20:14However, I return to a perfume I know, but I don't know who I know it from.

01:20:17It's strange that you can smell anything after the blow you've suffered.

01:20:19Sorry.

01:20:19Yes, I'm also surprised that with the nose...

01:20:21Well, he realizes there's nobody there.

01:20:22Do you have to trust me?

01:20:24More confidence?

01:20:25Sure, man.

01:20:26Forgive me for being a little suspicious, but since everything was so strange, well, of course.

01:20:30So, you two love each other, right?

01:20:31Yes sir.

01:20:32How exciting, how joyful!

01:20:34And all thanks to you, who is a saint.

01:20:36Come with me because I'm feeling awful, okay?

01:20:38And remember the stairs.

01:20:40Look, Munilla, I'm going to make a confession.

01:20:43Yeah.

01:20:44Don't be offended, my dear Munilla, okay?

01:20:46No, no, no.

01:20:48For a moment I had a feeling that the person you were talking about was inside the bathroom

01:20:52I would say, forgive me, my dear Munilla.

01:20:55Careful, careful.

01:20:56I thought it was my wife.

01:20:58Look at that, what a load of nonsense.

01:21:00But, man, get that out of your head.

01:21:03The fact that?

01:21:03The idea.

01:21:05Ah, yes.

01:21:06Well, that's it, Munilla, get to work hard, because we expect a lot from you, Munillita.

01:21:11It's an honor, sir.

01:21:13Well, then, guide me to the elevator, because I've gone down the stairs six times and fallen all six times.

01:21:17It's curious.

01:21:18Look at it, huh?

01:21:18Look at it.

01:21:18Yeah.

01:21:19There it goes, there it goes.

01:21:19Here it goes.

01:21:22I've got it on track, but for the sanatorium.

01:21:25Oh, you make a career, but they scare you to death.

01:21:28I don't know why they're helping you.

01:21:29Well, you've been wonderful.

01:21:31I've been stupid.

01:21:33I had sworn I didn't want to know anything more about you or anyone else in this house.

01:21:37I wanted to break with everything and, I don't know, leave.

01:21:40Where to go?

01:21:41There are many unemployed people, Luisa.

01:21:43There's no other option but to swallow it.

01:21:44Swallow?

01:21:45And to take advantage of scoundrels and scoundrels.

01:21:51Miss.

01:21:52Yes, Mr. Director.

01:21:53I have to resolve an important issue.

01:21:55I'm going to meet with myself to give myself a raise.

01:21:58I'm not available for anyone.

01:21:58I'm going to meet with myself.

01:22:28I'm going to meet with myself.

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