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Reparto: Fernando Esteso, Antonio Ozores, Alfonso del Real, África Prat, Ángel Ter, Manuel Zarzo, Adriana Ozores, María Luisa Armenteros, Carmen Casal, Luis Lorenzo, Francisco Camoiras, Rafael Hernández
Dirección: Mariano Ozores
Sinopsis: El cura Justo (Fernando Esteso), tras el escándalo de la primera parte, "El hijo del cura", es enviado a un pueblo montañoso y frío, nada que ver con el pueblecito costero de agradable clima donde ejercía anteriormente. Enseguida nota que las mujeres jóvenes de su nueva parroquia no van a la iglesia, y al preguntar el motivo, le dicen que todos saben que tiene un hijo con una feligresa de la parroquia anterior. Justo intenta deshacer el entuerto, con tan mala suerte que en su nueva parroquia y bajo secreto de confesión le entregan un niño que complica más la situación, ya que él cree que es "su" hijo con Matilde (Adriana Ozores).
Dirección: Mariano Ozores
Sinopsis: El cura Justo (Fernando Esteso), tras el escándalo de la primera parte, "El hijo del cura", es enviado a un pueblo montañoso y frío, nada que ver con el pueblecito costero de agradable clima donde ejercía anteriormente. Enseguida nota que las mujeres jóvenes de su nueva parroquia no van a la iglesia, y al preguntar el motivo, le dicen que todos saben que tiene un hijo con una feligresa de la parroquia anterior. Justo intenta deshacer el entuerto, con tan mala suerte que en su nueva parroquia y bajo secreto de confesión le entregan un niño que complica más la situación, ya que él cree que es "su" hijo con Matilde (Adriana Ozores).
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00:00:00Wait, good sir, let me help you!
00:00:10Leave him alone, Father, leave him alone! It's better to leave Recaredo alone!
00:00:13I'll help you, don't worry!
00:00:15No, Father, the sheep frighten me!
00:00:17If I tried to silence the dog, we would understand each other better!
00:00:19What are you saying? If Recaredo keeps quiet, I'll have no sheep left!
00:00:22Ah, but Recaredo is the dog! I didn't think you were Zagalon!
00:00:25And did you give the dog a human name?
00:00:27Yeah!
00:00:28And why Recaredo?
00:00:29Because that was my father's name!
00:00:31Ah, good, good, good!
00:00:32Come on, keep going, keep going!
00:00:33Are you ready? I put them all in myself!
00:00:35Come on, you do your thing, eh, firmisa!
00:00:40He's a good priest!
00:00:41But he spends his life putting his foot in it!
00:00:52Laureano! I recognized you by your socks! Laureano!
00:00:56But, Father! Why don't you play football somewhere else?
00:00:58Why, wherever I go, I always catch you doing the same thing!
00:01:02What we love most in this town is this and trout fishing!
00:01:06And since there's no river!
00:01:08So, seen that way? Well, you're probably right, Laureano.
00:01:11Laureano! Will you stop and listen to me?
00:01:14But it's still there, Dad!
00:01:15But you two must go to confession tomorrow!
00:01:17We'll be there!
00:01:20Don't miss it!
00:01:21Where is the priest?
00:01:32There, behind the cabin.
00:01:34Did you let him cut down a pine tree?
00:01:35An old, small one. Did he insist on helping us?
00:01:37You should have told him we didn't need him.
00:01:39You know that where he puts his hand, he'll get his weapon.
00:01:41He has such good intentions, who's to say he should leave?
00:01:43Let's see what he does. I don't trust him.
00:01:45Wait, Father!
00:01:52Father, do not be restless!
00:01:56But what are you doing, Father?
00:01:57Three things.
00:01:59Pray the rosary, exercise, and lend each other a hand.
00:02:02Father, you can't cut down a pine tree like that!
00:02:04Why not?
00:02:05Hitting him with the axe is enough.
00:02:07But it's going to fall on top of the cabin!
00:02:09You have no idea about this, no way.
00:02:11I read it in a book.
00:02:12Look, now they're shouting.
00:02:16Log! Go!
00:02:18I saw this in an American color movie.
00:02:21Suitable for all audiences, of course.
00:02:23You're crazy, right?
00:02:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:25Come on, move aside, move aside.
00:02:26He's going there.
00:02:27Take it away, take it away, take it away.
00:02:28Come on, let's go.
00:02:29Go on, little log!
00:02:33What happened?
00:02:34Well, my book says I had to go there.
00:02:36But don't worry, I'll help you build the cabin right now.
00:02:39No, no, leave it, father, because if you put your hands in it, it will sink when we are all inside.
00:02:41Come on.
00:02:42He hasn't even left the boatman.
00:02:48What a silly horror!
00:02:53Good afternoon, Mr. Justo.
00:02:55Hello.
00:02:55Don't forget that tonight we have Aeroví, Doña Remedios.
00:02:58I am Anguish.
00:02:59Oh, excuse me.
00:03:00But these old women are all the same.
00:03:02How are you, Mr. Mayor?
00:03:08Working?
00:03:09Yes, Father.
00:03:11What's happening?
00:03:12Don't you like the firewood there?
00:03:14No, that's not it.
00:03:14It needs to be moved to a different location so it can air out.
00:03:16Otherwise, it breeds bugs.
00:03:18How curious.
00:03:19Can I give you a hand?
00:03:20No, no, no, no, thank you.
00:03:21I can manage on my own.
00:03:23No, if it suits me.
00:03:24I need to exercise.
00:03:26Well, that's fine, but we have to make sure they sit well with the ones below.
00:03:30Do you understand?
00:03:30Otherwise, they would all rub together.
00:03:31Don't worry.
00:03:32I'll give them to you and you can put them up.
00:03:36Yes, it's better.
00:03:37And?
00:03:37Are you getting used to this, Father?
00:03:39You get used to everything.
00:03:41Well, I mean...
00:03:42I understand, Don Justo.
00:03:44You must miss the Mediterranean.
00:03:46That climate, those people.
00:03:48This is very hard.
00:03:50The cold makes men shrink and brings them home to the warmth of the fire.
00:03:53Yes, it's different.
00:03:54There he could sunbathe and swim.
00:03:57But I'm very happy here too.
00:03:59Would it be good for you to get some fresh air and have some fun?
00:04:02I appreciate it, but I wasn't sent here to have fun.
00:04:09But what has he done?
00:04:10The fact that?
00:04:12The boa?
00:04:12How did you do that, Father?
00:04:13The fact that?
00:04:14Everything could have fallen into the holes!
00:04:16Because?
00:04:17Have I been cooking them from here, just like this one?
00:04:22Don't worry, we'll pick it all up and make another engine.
00:04:25You see!
00:04:26Tomorrow I'll confess to you that what you've thought about me is very serious, even if it's true.
00:04:35This is fine.
00:04:38It's a sheltered spot, isn't it?
00:04:39You think?
00:04:40I don't know what to do about leaving the child alone.
00:04:41But woman, if he's calm, it would be a crime to take him out now.
00:04:44Look, we'll have something to eat and leave right away.
00:04:48Okay, but make sure you lock the car properly.
00:04:49Lock the car properly, lock the car properly.
00:04:50Lock the car properly.
00:05:20Mayor, we're carrying them in our beaks.
00:05:22It must be you, Father, because my hands are covered in ink.
00:05:25Well, the biggest thing I have is a double penis.
00:05:27What do you mean you have a double?
00:05:28The whistle?
00:05:29Yes, yes.
00:05:30I had heard something.
00:05:32Come on, come on, let's play.
00:05:34Andrés, keep an eye on your phone, I'm expecting a call.
00:05:38New workers.
00:05:39Foreign labor.
00:05:40There are no young people here.
00:05:41It's true.
00:05:43Only elderly ladies come to mass.
00:05:45Are there no young girls in this town?
00:05:47Yes, they exist, but they don't go to church.
00:05:50And why don't young girls go to church?
00:05:52Come on, Father, you know why.
00:05:53I?
00:05:54Man, you should know that, Don Justo.
00:05:57Because?
00:05:58The news travels fast.
00:05:59And it's being said around here that you left your previous parish.
00:06:02because you had a child with a parishioner named Matilde.
00:06:05Come on, that's outrageous.
00:06:06He won't say it's a lie.
00:06:08I tell you it's a lie.
00:06:09I'm closing this and hanging you with the double six.
00:06:13It might be a lie, but I was the one who wore the double six.
00:06:15And we've lost the game.
00:06:16Did you see how things are?
00:06:35Aurora!
00:06:39Aurora!
00:06:45Aurora!
00:06:48Thank goodness.
00:06:49Did you bring it?
00:06:50Above the camera.
00:06:51You haven't got the wrong child.
00:06:53They're idiots, but not that much.
00:06:56How are you doing?
00:06:57See for yourself.
00:06:57She looks so beautiful!
00:07:07Hey, fatty!
00:07:08Let's go!
00:07:09Look at these nice clothes!
00:07:10Yes, the parents seemed to have money.
00:07:13I am the mother.
00:07:14Hey, monkey.
00:07:15You had a baby.
00:07:16You couldn't keep it up.
00:07:17You sold it.
00:07:18Don't be a beast.
00:07:19I didn't sell it.
00:07:20Well, you didn't sell it.
00:07:21You gave it to a rich couple in exchange for a huge amount of money.
00:07:24Now your motherly love awakens.
00:07:26and you force me to steal it for you.
00:07:28He already has it.
00:07:28Okay, let's go.
00:07:29The entire police force in the area must be after me.
00:07:34Return it.
00:07:35That?
00:07:35Put it back where it was.
00:07:37Should I leave it back where...?
00:07:38You're crazy.
00:07:40They will have already filed a complaint.
00:07:42It'll be full of police.
00:07:44Give it back, Julio.
00:07:44Return it.
00:07:45But...
00:07:45Do you really think a child is like Rumasa?
00:07:47that can be expropriated and returned at will?
00:07:49If you don't want to return it in person,
00:07:52Give it to someone to return.
00:07:54But who would want to return a kidnapped child?
00:07:56Look for, I don't know, a priest.
00:08:00That!
00:08:01A priest!
00:08:02You can tell him whatever you want.
00:08:04They are used to returning stolen goods.
00:08:06without betraying the thief.
00:08:08He will understand you.
00:08:10I'm going to finish getting ready.
00:08:12I'll wait for you here.
00:08:15You love me and I love you.
00:08:17Do it for me.
00:08:17Are you going to put them in front of the child?
00:08:19Don't look, son, your mother is crazy.
00:08:22Return it and come back soon.
00:08:24I'll wait for you.
00:08:24Damn my face.
00:08:30Where can I find a priest?
00:08:32Here is a priest.
00:08:33But a modern priest who wants his female parishioners to be in shape.
00:08:36And I'm going to leave you in four days like this.
00:08:39Look where I've put my hand.
00:08:40She is a famous film actress who has invented a new form of exercise called aerobics.
00:08:45Okay, you're going to do what I tell you.
00:08:47Well, no, whatever the book says, of course.
00:08:50Let's see.
00:08:51First flexion.
00:08:52Let's hope I'm lucky and none of them break like last week.
00:08:55Come on.
00:08:56Everyone's looking that way.
00:08:57Come on, look that way.
00:08:58Come on.
00:08:58And now, uh, take the butt out, uh, take the butt out.
00:09:01Those muscles off.
00:09:02Come on, come on, come on.
00:09:03And now, flexion.
00:09:04From front to back.
00:09:05From front to back.
00:09:09Let it happen that you're picking tomatoes.
00:09:10Father, I've got a party coming up.
00:09:12This is very good for rumba.
00:09:14Come on, come on.
00:09:15You are lazy.
00:09:16Come on, come on.
00:09:17The following exercise.
00:09:18Let's see.
00:09:19Here it goes.
00:09:20Well, uh, imagine you've stepped in a turd, huh.
00:09:24Good.
00:09:25Well, uh, to always smell her from behind, uh, from behind.
00:09:29Ah, there, very good.
00:09:30Okay, so?
00:09:30Yes, like that, like that, like that.
00:09:32Do you see it?
00:09:33You're going to be the youngest old ladies in the whole region.
00:09:36Look at me, eh.
00:09:38Let's see, third phase.
00:09:39This is a bit more difficult, huh.
00:09:40Legs open.
00:09:41Spread-eagled, so you understand.
00:09:43So.
00:09:43And hands reaching back to find the heels.
00:09:46The heels!
00:09:48The priest has already messed up!
00:09:51But do you really think you're José María García?
00:09:54What do I know if you're into sports?
00:09:55He's a lazy bum!
00:09:57You're going to confess that it's your thing.
00:10:04Did you want something?
00:10:06I want to confess.
00:10:07Oh ok.
00:10:09It's so cold!
00:10:10Is that creature warm enough?
00:10:12Yes, yes, sir.
00:10:13Will he confess standing up?
00:10:16Ah, yes.
00:10:17Excuse me.
00:10:19It's so cold here!
00:10:23Well, Tresia, I'm going to be flat as a board.
00:10:27Hail Mary, full of grace.
00:10:28That?
00:10:28Say, Hail Mary Most Pure.
00:10:31Ah, yes.
00:10:32Yes, sir, I say so.
00:10:33I always end up in my life.
00:10:36What does he have to confess?
00:10:37Well, I...
00:10:39I just don't know how to start.
00:10:40I will help him.
00:10:41Let's see.
00:10:43Any carnal sins?
00:10:45That would be great, because I haven't eaten.
00:10:47No, man, no.
00:10:48Meat sandwich, no.
00:10:50Peccadillo.
00:10:51Peccadillo.
00:10:51Ah, little sin.
00:10:52Do you think I'm handing out sandwiches here?
00:10:54Well, I've come to give this child the secret of confession.
00:10:58What did you say?
00:11:00I misheard you.
00:11:01My eardrum must have given out.
00:11:03No, sir.
00:11:05You already know these things.
00:11:06What am I going to know?
00:11:08The child's mother told me to give him to you.
00:11:10You already know what you have to do with it.
00:11:11Hey?
00:11:12Give me the child?
00:11:13And why me specifically?
00:11:16A sinful moment, indeed.
00:11:18Speak clearly.
00:11:18Who is the mother?
00:11:19Her name is Matilde, by chance.
00:11:28This crazy Matilde seems to have gotten me into a real mess again.
00:11:33Hello, Mr. Mayor.
00:11:35Hello, Mr. Justo.
00:11:36What do you want?
00:11:37Breadcrumbs, eggs?
00:11:38No, no, no.
00:11:39I need a baby bottle.
00:11:42A box of milupa.
00:11:43A package of diapers.
00:11:45Oh, and a pacifier.
00:11:47For a child?
00:11:48Man, I'm not going to ask him for a pacifier for a legionnaire.
00:11:50Sure, let's see.
00:11:52Which child?
00:11:53Do I know him?
00:11:54No, they just brought it to me at the church.
00:11:57Hey, dad.
00:11:58Let's see if what they're saying about you and that famous Matilde is true.
00:12:02But why do you deny it, Father?
00:12:05He's his son, isn't he?
00:12:06That's great.
00:12:08Come on, how do you want me to tell you that this little angel isn't mine?
00:12:11So why do you have it?
00:12:13Who brought it?
00:12:14I don't know.
00:12:15It was a little while ago.
00:12:17I was leaving the confessional when...
00:12:19Well, I can't talk about this matter any further.
00:12:23But, father, if this child is yours and that Matilde's,
00:12:27Deal with your conscience.
00:12:28But if it's not his son, the authorities will have to be notified.
00:12:32My wife is right, Don Justo.
00:12:34Clear.
00:12:34Who are that child's parents?
00:12:36I know who they are.
00:12:38Both.
00:12:39The mother and the father.
00:12:41What I don't understand is why they sent it to me.
00:12:44So, what are you going to do?
00:12:47Just a moment, I'll get it.
00:12:49I have requested a conference with Villamar.
00:12:51Where are you slightly annoyed with me?
00:13:22And the family, are they well?
00:13:24And your daughter?
00:13:25Don't talk to me about my daughter!
00:13:27I don't want to hear about her anymore.
00:13:29And do you know exactly why?
00:13:30Pig!
00:13:31Immoral!
00:13:32Healing!
00:13:33She wanted to talk about her grandson.
00:13:36Listen!
00:13:37Listen!
00:13:38Don Agapito!
00:13:40Villamar!
00:13:42Agapito!
00:13:43Have they hung up?
00:13:44The truth is, Father, all this is very strange.
00:13:46What do we do?
00:13:48I have to go to Villamar and I'm taking the child with me.
00:13:50I knew it...
00:13:52But it's not mine!
00:13:53Something strange has happened there and I need to find out.
00:13:57But for everyone to believe me, I need the only person who has known everything from the beginning to accompany me.
00:14:03Yes, I was on the missions and it was a nice and friendly place.
00:14:07The natives told me that they would come to like it.
00:14:09It's natural.
00:14:09But since they practiced cannibalism, I feared that they might like me, but cooking me is not a dish to my liking.
00:14:15Luckily, since I enjoy hunting, I managed to get some truly valuable trophies.
00:14:20This one is the cutest.
00:14:21He stood in front of me, I grabbed him, and bam!
00:14:25And I am completely dead.
00:14:26I grabbed this other one at an angle and gave it to him...
00:14:28I stood next to him and gave him...
00:14:29And this...
00:14:31He stood in front of the canoe and I stuck half a paddle in his nose.
00:14:36So, I requested a transfer and now I'm here, so to speak, waiting for a new assignment.
00:14:41What an adventure he had.
00:14:42Well, as you can see, I brought back some souvenirs from there.
00:14:45Here I have some amulets.
00:14:46They're useless.
00:14:47Let's see, let's see.
00:14:48For example, this one, yes.
00:14:51If you turn it upside down, huh?
00:14:54They say the sun is setting.
00:14:56I'm going to put it on just because.
00:14:58Oysters.
00:14:59What happened?
00:15:00No, it must be a power outage from the electric company.
00:15:03I'm going to put it on again.
00:15:04Well, we'll save it because it's nonsense.
00:15:07Okay, so what can I do for you?
00:15:09Help me solve a problem.
00:15:11Other?
00:15:12But son, you have more problems than the government.
00:15:14I know, Your Excellency, but I'm not looking for them.
00:15:16Trouble comes to me.
00:15:18Like the government, we're going.
00:15:19Okay, so what's happened to you now?
00:15:22The thing is...
00:15:23I cannot tell you, Bishop.
00:15:27The secrecy of confession again.
00:15:29You said it.
00:15:30Not me, just so you know.
00:15:31And that child?
00:15:34They say it's mine.
00:15:35That's outrageous!
00:15:37How is...
00:15:37Teacher...
00:15:39Because it won't be yours, right?
00:15:42Well, if you don't believe in me either, what am I going to do?
00:15:44Don't say that, son.
00:15:45I believe you.
00:15:46But he acknowledges that with you, a lot of effort is required.
00:15:51Let's see.
00:15:52In Villamar it was said that a young parishioner and you...
00:15:56This...
00:15:56That's crazy.
00:15:57I know.
00:15:59Since the mess you got into, they transferred you and sent me...
00:16:02Well, the fact is that everything was already sorted out.
00:16:05And now a year has passed.
00:16:06The nine months of pregnancy and the approximately three months that the child is.
00:16:10Am I wrong?
00:16:10For the first time since I've known him, it seems he's not wrong.
00:16:14Well, that's clear.
00:16:16That's the son of that girl.
00:16:18But why did he send it to you?
00:16:20Good heavens!
00:16:20That's what's driving me crazy.
00:16:22I phoned the mayor, remember?
00:16:24Yes, the girl's father.
00:16:26Communist, the poor guy.
00:16:27And what did he say to you?
00:16:28He's given me a hard time.
00:16:29Something's going on there.
00:16:30How could it not happen if they send the children by mail?
00:16:32And what do you want to do?
00:16:33Go to Villamar with the child.
00:16:36And with you?
00:16:37With me?
00:16:38I'm sorry, but it's completely impossible.
00:16:42And how did you learn to drive with this witty remark?
00:16:44In the military.
00:16:45Oh, you did it in cars?
00:16:47No.
00:16:47Oh, in trucks?
00:16:48No.
00:16:49In tanks, then, no?
00:16:50No.
00:16:52Chivalry.
00:16:53Packer.
00:16:54He drove mules.
00:16:56And what does that have to do with cars?
00:16:58Nothing.
00:16:59That's why I don't have a driver's license.
00:17:00Because nobody taught me.
00:17:03So, use that ear, right?
00:17:05Why am I getting attached right now?
00:17:06Do not be nervous.
00:17:09No problem.
00:17:10Saint Christopher is with me.
00:17:12What are you saying?
00:17:12He's crazy.
00:17:12Saint Christopher came down a long time ago.
00:17:13I'm getting off with him.
00:17:15Calm down.
00:17:16He doesn't see that we're going slowly.
00:17:18But, but, where did you get this car?
00:17:20I'm getting the hang of it now.
00:17:21There's an idea about this.
00:17:23The mayor of my town lent it to me.
00:17:26And did I know you didn't have a driver's license?
00:17:29No.
00:17:29But I didn't lie to him because he didn't ask me.
00:17:35Well, you go on ahead and I'll pray to the Holy Ambulance that it's not far away.
00:17:39That blessed ambulance that didn't harm these girls.
00:17:40No, don't talk to me, don't talk to me, there's a curve coming up.
00:17:43Okay, cavalry.
00:17:44They're driving like crazy.
00:17:49Sundayers!
00:17:50How envious!
00:17:51That's for sure.
00:17:51I swear!
00:17:52Oh dear, heavens have gone mad!
00:17:54Where was I going?
00:17:55Holy Ambulance.
00:17:55Isn't this beautiful, Bishop?
00:18:15Wait until I explain, because I'm still feeling the fear you caused me on that little trip.
00:18:18Come on, come on, don't exaggerate.
00:18:20Exaggerated?
00:18:21If I still have a tremor that...
00:18:22Ah, yes, I've brought him like an angel!
00:18:24And what about angels without flesh?
00:18:26Clear.
00:18:26Amalia!
00:18:28Don Justo!
00:18:29What a joy to see you back at your former home!
00:18:32And this child?
00:18:33Where did he get it from?
00:18:34You'll find out soon enough.
00:18:36Do you remember the bishop?
00:18:38Ah, yes.
00:18:38How are you, Your Excellency?
00:18:39Well, Your Excellency, more calmly, yes.
00:18:41Okay, let's get to the point.
00:18:42And the new parish priest?
00:18:44The one who liked rock music left.
00:18:45And another one has come.
00:18:47And what's it like?
00:18:48He's nice, but the people in town don't understand him.
00:18:51Because?
00:18:52Let him explain it to himself.
00:18:53Here it is.
00:18:53Ah, Don Bartolomé, do you have a visitor?
00:18:56Oh, that's great!
00:18:59They are the bishop and the former parish priest.
00:19:02Ah, the one who sang rock and had hair, hair, heat, boom, boom, boom, whoa.
00:19:09How are you, father?
00:19:11And the bishop?
00:19:13Yes, I am the bishop.
00:19:16This is the previous parish priest.
00:19:17But not the rocker, I'm the same as before, from before.
00:19:22Ah, but, but, but, but, sorry, what, what, what, sorry, what more confusion, what, what, what, what.
00:19:27They're missing a cylinder, aren't they?
00:19:28And, and, and, and whose child is it, of the two of us, of the two of us, of the two of us, of the two of us.
00:19:32Well, well, well, well, well, well, I mean to say that, that, that, that, come on, that, that, that, that does, that does here, here.
00:19:38Hey, look, Dad, there's a terrible mess here, you know?
00:19:41And what you should do is see, hear, and speak little.
00:19:45But also, considering how badly the poor guy speaks...
00:19:46Well, well, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, come on, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever your fancy dictates...
00:19:51Okay, fine, fine, fine, cut it out, cut it out, okay, fine, fine.
00:19:53Amalia, take care of the child, I have some visits to make.
00:19:56First I'll go to the town hall.
00:19:57Oh, you're in for a surprise.
00:20:00Many things have changed here.
00:20:02Have you changed too?
00:20:04No, sir, that would be the last straw.
00:20:05I am a communist to the core.
00:20:07However, my idol is no longer Carrillo, it's Gerardín Iglesias.
00:20:13Imagine that guy from the Communist Party being called Iglesias.
00:20:15No, no, don't answer me, just leave it.
00:20:17Okay, then we'll see each other later.
00:20:19Let's see what the mayor says.
00:20:20Will you join us, Father?
00:20:21No, leave it, leave it.
00:20:22Let's go, Bishop.
00:20:23Yes, let's go, let's go.
00:20:24Come on.
00:20:26But if it hasn't...
00:20:28He hasn't even let me speak, speak...
00:20:32It's just that until you get started...
00:20:34This town is truly wonderful.
00:20:37Yes, and it has a great climate, huh?
00:20:39Well, it's freezing cold in my current parish right now...
00:20:42How long were they there, in Tancanica?
00:20:44The one the natives wanted.
00:20:45As?
00:20:45Yes, yes, you heard right.
00:20:47They said it rained when they wanted it to.
00:20:49They are good people, but very uneducated and superstitious.
00:20:51They have amulets for everything.
00:20:52I've brought some with me, look, I'll show you.
00:20:54Out of curiosity, of course, because that's useless.
00:20:57Not at all?
00:20:59For example, do they have this one?
00:21:01They say it gives you the evil eye if you do it like that.
00:21:05What nonsense, evil eye!
00:21:07And what if there was someone around that corner...
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:10...if you do that, I'll have an accident.
00:21:12That's fine!
00:21:16I can't explain it to you!
00:21:17I don't know how I fell!
00:21:21I felt so safe up there and then suddenly...
00:21:24What happened to him?
00:21:24It's a coincidence, you're not going to believe this nonsense.
00:21:26No, no, of course, but just in case, keep it, okay?
00:21:28Yes, it's best if he leaves.
00:21:31How strange that the shrimp isn't around here.
00:21:32Do you remember, Bishop?
00:21:33Yes, a very red little bottom, yes.
00:21:35Oh, isn't this it?
00:21:36Oh, really?
00:21:36Don Justo, what a joy it is to see you here.
00:21:39Bishop, thanks be to God,
00:21:42because he has set his sights on this city council.
00:21:45But, Dionisio, they didn't call you the shrimp because you were so red.
00:21:49That's all in the past.
00:21:50I have opened my eyes.
00:21:52Now they call me the blue one.
00:21:54You've come to see the highest authority in the town hall, haven't you?
00:21:57Yeah.
00:21:57Get up, get up.
00:21:58He will receive you shortly.
00:22:00Ah, this one also gets caught by the change, but in reverse.
00:22:03With your permission, Madam Mayor, you have a visitor.
00:22:06Go ahead, go ahead.
00:22:09Thank you, Dionysius.
00:22:12Aunt Clara, clear one.
00:22:13Fair.
00:22:15Ludovico.
00:22:15But what are you doing in this office?
00:22:18She is the mayor, democratically elected by the people.
00:22:24But you weren't a nun.
00:22:25It was.
00:22:27I came to this town to spend a vacation with some elderly people.
00:22:30The last municipal elections arrived.
00:22:32Some friends encouraged me to introduce myself.
00:22:34And since I had taken the vows out of spite after being abandoned by a man,
00:22:38Your Eminence knows where I'm going with this.
00:22:40I don't fall for this.
00:22:41Yes, you hung them up, you ran for office.
00:22:45And I won them by a landslide.
00:22:47So, how did you get back to Villamar?
00:22:48Actually, I came to talk to Don Agapito, the previous mayor.
00:22:52Well, you know that in addition to being mayor, he was also in charge of the lighthouse.
00:22:55But since he couldn't live on that, he gave him a semi-official position when he lost the elections.
00:23:00Ah, of course.
00:23:00And what position did you give him?
00:23:02Sacristan of the church.
00:23:03Don Agapito Sacristán.
00:23:05But he's a communist.
00:23:06Well, he's the first communist sacristan in Spain.
00:23:09But it is.
00:23:12Hey, hey.
00:23:14Stop hammering, you are in a sacred place.
00:23:17This bank is unglued.
00:23:19And if someone sits on it, they might fall over.
00:23:21Let them get what's coming to them.
00:23:22What do I care, get out.
00:23:23Come on, let's go outside.
00:23:23Well, well, that's up to you.
00:23:24But I'm not responsible, okay?
00:23:26Who is responsible?
00:23:27For the lemons that those who come here give.
00:23:28Please, I wanted to put this peseta in the collection box for the souls in purgatory.
00:23:32Where is?
00:23:33And what do you think the souls in purgatory will do with a peseta?
00:23:36They'll know.
00:23:37How will they know?
00:23:38You own a butcher shop and land.
00:23:40Give the souls 40 pesetas, for a chorizo sandwich.
00:23:43Tight aunt.
00:23:44Sacristan.
00:23:44Sacristan.
00:23:45I do whatever I want with my peseta.
00:23:47Wow!
00:23:48If it were up to you, the souls would starve to death.
00:23:50Carca.
00:23:51Yes, we're doing well.
00:23:52Well, I'm definitely not in the mood for nonsense today.
00:23:54So that this aunt can come.
00:23:55Ah, the fight that...
00:23:57You will see, Bishop, the joy you will feel as soon as you see me.
00:24:02He must be charming and also a real guy.
00:24:03Good morning, Mr. Mayor.
00:24:05Hello!
00:24:06He sees it.
00:24:07The priest!
00:24:08Oh, the mother who...
00:24:09Oh, Dad!
00:24:10Oh, I knew I was hunting you!
00:24:12This blow will keep you up all night.
00:24:14And be thankful that it was a candle she was holding in her hand.
00:24:16If I'm going through a ordeal, I'll rip out his brains.
00:24:19Oh, oh, oh!
00:24:19But why, man of God?
00:24:21Because?
00:24:21Because he's a scoundrel.
00:24:22He had a child with my daughter.
00:24:24Come on, man.
00:24:25If that has already been made sufficiently clear.
00:24:27Bullshit!
00:24:28Oh, oh!
00:24:28A sacristan cannot speak like that.
00:24:30I am a sacristan by default.
00:24:32I had to support my family.
00:24:35And since I lost a number of great deals when I stopped being mayor,
00:24:38So I accepted what the mayor gave me,
00:24:41I think he gave it to me maliciously.
00:24:43Okay, that's enough swearing.
00:24:45Oh Jesus, I'm so dizzy!
00:24:47Agapito, what happened here?
00:24:48Of everything!
00:24:50There were new elections.
00:24:51I got three votes.
00:24:53Mine...
00:24:53And that of his wife and daughter, of course.
00:24:54No!
00:24:55My wife voted for the rejected nun.
00:24:59And my daughter didn't even vote.
00:25:01And your daughter?
00:25:02I'm not telling you that he didn't even vote.
00:25:03But, man, besides being immoral, you're deaf.
00:25:05No, man, no.
00:25:06I ask him, "Where is he?"
00:25:08No kidding!
00:25:08Oh, here it comes!
00:25:09You will be the one who knows where it is.
00:25:12He went with you to the mountain!
00:25:14Oh, I forgot my priest and I'd smash him right up to here on the head!
00:25:17He hit me where Maradona hits me!
00:25:18He's not here!
00:25:19He left!
00:25:20Of course, she left with her husband!
00:25:22No, sir.
00:25:23He left the town.
00:25:25He left the town, and I believe he went with you.
00:25:29And her husband?
00:25:30Which husband?
00:25:31My daughter doesn't have a husband.
00:25:33She didn't get married.
00:25:34But didn't Matilda get married?
00:25:36Don't tell me you didn't know anything.
00:25:38And why would I know?
00:25:40Well, if he didn't know, which I doubt, now he knows.
00:25:43Hey, my daughter didn't get married.
00:25:46She left the village to have a child far away from here.
00:25:50Because she's ashamed of being a single mother.
00:25:53Did your daughter leave town?
00:25:55And where to?
00:25:57She hasn't told me.
00:25:58He's afraid of me.
00:26:00And I ask myself, why is he afraid of me?
00:26:02Because you have to admit that you're a real beast, son, man.
00:26:05Thank God!
00:26:06Careful.
00:26:06And to love.
00:26:08Yes sir.
00:26:08Very brutal.
00:26:10But why?
00:26:11Why are you doing this to me?
00:26:13Why wasn't the arm of the sofa facing this way, man?
00:26:16This donkey has eaten just enough.
00:26:17A baby food jar of beef, another of vegetables, and another of fruit.
00:26:20Is that okay?
00:26:21Yes sir.
00:26:22I've bathed him and he's a beautiful and perfectly healthy baby.
00:26:25But where did this child come from?
00:26:28Well, you see, Bishop, I cannot speak.
00:26:32Just leave it to me and you'll see how well I touch on sentimentality.
00:26:34Am I forgetting the candle?
00:26:36How dizzying!
00:26:37Look at this innocent little creature.
00:26:39He does not notice the call of the voice of the blood.
00:26:42Not the note.
00:26:43Whose call?
00:26:45Your vision is not clouded.
00:26:48He doesn't let his arms wander after this cherub from heaven.
00:26:51He is the most corny bishop of the entire council.
00:26:53Why do these stupid things have to happen to me?
00:26:56Because let me tell you once and for all, this kid is...
00:26:59...his grandfather.
00:27:03Like my grandfather?
00:27:04Come, Bishop.
00:27:05Sure, right?
00:27:06Oh no, no, no, no.
00:27:08What is your grandson?
00:27:09Are you her grandfather?
00:27:11My grandson?
00:27:12Is this my grandson?
00:27:14Is it possible?
00:27:16Yes, yes, yes, no doubt, yes, no.
00:27:18It's my spitting image, of course.
00:27:20Well, he fixed it, poor kid.
00:27:22I have a picture of myself when I was his age and he looks exactly the same, just like Angelito.
00:27:28My grandson, flesh of my flesh, of my flesh and of the flesh of his father.
00:27:35Wait a minute, don't look at me, I have nothing to do with that.
00:27:38Well, it seems that everything is getting sorted out.
00:27:41No, the most important thing is still missing.
00:27:43Where is your daughter?
00:27:45I don't know, I really don't know.
00:27:47All I know is that she refused to marry her boyfriend and disappeared from the town.
00:27:53And now his son is coming towards me.
00:27:57Life is full of mysteries, isn't it!
00:27:59You have to have balls, huh?
00:28:02This is like a cereal.
00:28:04My grandson, look, it's my whole face, my whole face.
00:28:08I think it's hit me a little.
00:28:10Agapito, I need to speak with your daughter.
00:28:13Does anyone know where he is?
00:28:14No, I have no idea.
00:28:16He left here and I don't know where he's gone.
00:28:18Why did you marry us off?
00:28:19You're dating.
00:28:20When I was transferred, everything was arranged.
00:28:22Yes, but in the end she didn't want to.
00:28:24She said she wasn't getting married.
00:28:25And I suppose you have something to do with all that.
00:28:29How funny you are!
00:28:31I'll break your nose!
00:28:33Well, you'll have to tell me what reason you had for not wanting to marry me.
00:28:36I'm a good catch.
00:28:37Young, handsome, and since my father retired, the doctor of this town.
00:28:42Well, they're ready in this town.
00:28:43But only she can clear up this mess.
00:28:45And I'm going to find her.
00:28:47There is one who knows everything.
00:28:49I didn't say anything, okay?
00:28:51Worth!
00:28:52At that time, a very serious lady set up a boarding school here.
00:28:56The kind who teach girls to cook and prepare them for marriage.
00:29:00Matilde took classes there.
00:29:01And I think she's hiding there.
00:29:04And where is that?
00:29:05Don't rush.
00:29:06There, they don't know her as Matilde so that no one can find her.
00:29:09So, what's it called now?
00:29:11Glory to the Beneficent.
00:29:13Good.
00:29:13Where is that school?
00:29:14Discover Rufo the Reaper's warehouse.
00:29:17Opposite.
00:29:18Thanks, Azulete.
00:29:19Ah!
00:29:20Long live Mestringe!
00:29:21Viva!
00:29:21Viva!
00:29:23And greetings to the Bienhecha.
00:29:26Well done, you don't even realize it.
00:29:27That all men are very shy, even if they come bragging about their chops.
00:29:30But I do make things easier.
00:29:32But you're not getting anywhere.
00:29:34And this business that's just starting out is going down the drain.
00:29:36So what can I do?
00:29:37Don't let them escape.
00:29:39They escape.
00:29:40The next one I see, I won't let him get away.
00:29:42Let's see if it's true.
00:29:43You'll see.
00:29:44I'm going to read the newspapers.
00:29:45I haven't laughed in a long time.
00:29:47I'm going to lie down for a while.
00:29:49You've made me feel insecure.
00:29:49Okay, I'll open it.
00:29:59Good afternoon.
00:30:00Hello good.
00:30:00We don't know each other, do we?
00:30:02No, no ma'am.
00:30:03Dionisio sends me the Azulete.
00:30:05Ah, he's a good friend.
00:30:06But come in, come in.
00:30:07Thank you.
00:30:08Do you offer insurance?
00:30:09No, no, no.
00:30:12Are you the director of this center?
00:30:14We can call it that.
00:30:15But actually, the girls and I are good friends.
00:30:18Do you sell books?
00:30:19No way.
00:30:21I wanted...
00:30:22Well, Azulete has already explained some things to me.
00:30:25Well, I wanted to talk to Gloria, the well-made one, alone.
00:30:31Do you get me?
00:30:32I understand.
00:30:33And I'm happy for her because almost no one comes looking for her.
00:30:35Clear.
00:30:36How is he here in secret?
00:30:37In secret?
00:30:38Well, we don't advertise on TV, but everyone knows us.
00:30:41I know why I say that.
00:30:44Hey, who teaches the girls to do everything?
00:30:47Some.
00:30:48Most of them come already trained, but they always lack experience.
00:30:52Will they teach them how to make the beds?
00:30:53Rather, to undo them.
00:30:55I don't understand.
00:30:55But come on, less nonsense.
00:30:56The third door on the right.
00:30:57Thank you so much.
00:31:00Forward.
00:31:03How dark is this?
00:31:05What a time.
00:31:08What's the matter?
00:31:12Are you sick?
00:31:15But what are you doing here?
00:31:16Party time or get a checkup?
00:31:18Matilde, I can't see you.
00:31:19Turn on the light.
00:31:20But Matilde, what the hell.
00:31:22You won't escape me like the others.
00:31:24Wait, what are you doing?
00:31:25You are not Matilde.
00:31:27Call me whatever you want, darling.
00:31:29Ma'am, you're crazy.
00:31:31Oops, I touched something.
00:31:32Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
00:31:34He's practically naked.
00:31:35If you want, I've seen myself as a scuba diver.
00:31:38Excuse me, there's a misunderstanding here.
00:31:39Doesn't Matilde live here?
00:31:40What a pain you are with Matilde
00:31:42No!
00:31:43Well then, I'm leaving.
00:31:44No, man, you're not leaving.
00:31:46They're going to kick me out of the business.
00:31:48Crazy things.
00:31:49I'm going to do it to you.
00:31:50Cry for me.
00:31:51You can't do anything to me.
00:31:52Come on, that's as far as we could go.
00:31:54Let go, let go.
00:31:54You?
00:31:54Violeta, who is slipping away from me.
00:31:56We'll help you.
00:31:56Don't worry, we'll help you.
00:31:58Come on, girls, shake his pants.
00:31:59Not the pants.
00:32:00Otherwise, we won't charge you anything.
00:32:02But where have I fallen?
00:32:03This is worse than Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:32:04The light.
00:32:05Where is the light?
00:32:07What's wrong with him?
00:32:08But, girl, what is it about you that repels them?
00:32:11Who are you?
00:32:12Don't tell me, don't tell me.
00:32:14One moment.
00:32:15I know who you are.
00:32:16When I was working at Florinda's house last year,
00:32:19He came for I don't know what mess.
00:32:22You are Don Justo, the former parish priest.
00:32:24Come on, girl, you're crazy.
00:32:26No, she's not crazy.
00:32:28You're right.
00:32:29I am a priest.
00:32:31Ah, but I didn't come here for the same reason as everyone else.
00:32:34No, I've been tricked.
00:32:37You're going to pay for this, Azulete.
00:32:39Please forgive me.
00:32:40Jesus, Jesus.
00:32:41Dionysus, Blue.
00:32:45I come to drink from Gloria, the well-made one.
00:32:48So, how's it going?
00:32:49You can't even imagine it.
00:32:52Jesus, Jesus.
00:32:54So that you can learn.
00:32:56My brother should have kicked him.
00:32:57Some people just can't take a joke.
00:33:03And how have I found myself?
00:33:05Well, I've had a really tough time, don't think I haven't.
00:33:07But in the end I thought that the only one who could know where you were was your mother.
00:33:10She told me.
00:33:12He's looking forward to you coming home.
00:33:14I would like that too.
00:33:15But it can't be.
00:33:17Because?
00:33:17Why did you refuse to get married at the last minute?
00:33:20Hey?
00:33:21And why have you sent your son to the town where I live now?
00:33:24My son?
00:33:24Yes, your son.
00:33:25Beautiful, by the way.
00:33:26But, what son are you talking about?
00:33:28Which one am I going to talk about?
00:33:29Yours!
00:33:32Do you want to know everything that has happened here?
00:33:33I wouldn't mind, to be honest.
00:33:35To help you, of course.
00:33:40Come with me.
00:33:41Where are you going?
00:33:43Hey.
00:33:44Come on.
00:33:44Sit here.
00:33:45Here.
00:33:46Well.
00:33:47Nice place, huh?
00:33:48Hail Mary, full of grace.
00:33:52Granted without sin.
00:33:53Oh no, no, no, no, no!
00:33:55Not again!
00:33:57Don't try to trick me again by telling me things under the seal of confession.
00:34:00He knows that a priest cannot refuse to hear the confessions of a sinner.
00:34:03You're no longer my danger!
00:34:04That doesn't matter.
00:34:05And you know that too?
00:34:06Besides, if that's not the case, he won't find out anything.
00:34:08Because if it's not under the seal of confession, I won't say a word.
00:34:12Alright.
00:34:13It will be my fate.
00:34:14And if I don't find out, of course.
00:34:16Hail Mary, full of grace.
00:34:17conceived without sin.
00:34:19Let's see, daughter.
00:34:20Let's go in order.
00:34:22Why didn't you marry your child's father?
00:34:24Because he will be the father of your child, I say.
00:34:26No, sir.
00:34:27Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
00:34:29Carlos is not the father of your child!
00:34:30No, sir.
00:34:31I haven't had a child.
00:34:32So, you've had a pressure cooker?
00:34:34No, father.
00:34:35I've had a daughter.
00:34:36She's adorable.
00:34:38She is three months old and her name is Matilde, like me.
00:34:40No, you haven't looked closely enough.
00:34:41He's a child.
00:34:42Oh, you're telling me, I bathe her every night and put talcum powder on her vulva.
00:34:46Ah, but what you sent me is a child.
00:34:48I've seen his little pirindolita.
00:34:49I haven't sent you anything.
00:34:51Haven't you sent a child to my current parish?
00:34:54No, sir.
00:34:56So where did that kid come from?
00:34:57At the moment I don't know which kid you're talking about.
00:34:59Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:35:01My God.
00:35:02Oh my God, what a mess.
00:35:03But whose child is that?
00:35:04You'll know, Father.
00:35:05My little girl is there, in a house I rented when I came to live in this town.
00:35:08And I wouldn't part with my little girl for anything in the world.
00:35:11Oh, what a mess, what a huge mess.
00:35:13And it's all your fault for not wanting to marry Carlos.
00:35:17You would now be living in Villamar with your husband and you wouldn't have sent me your son.
00:35:20I haven't sent him anything.
00:35:21Oh yes, sorry, sorry.
00:35:23And why on earth?
00:35:24Oh, sorry, my God, sorry.
00:35:26Why on earth didn't you get married?
00:35:29Because Carlos was going to be forced into marriage.
00:35:31And I'm not getting married like that.
00:35:33To the.
00:35:33And what do I do with that child now?
00:35:35Then hand it back to the authorities.
00:35:37I can't without explaining where it came from.
00:35:39And they've left it with me under the seal of confession.
00:35:41What kind of trouble are we getting ourselves into, Father?
00:35:44Because, of course, everyone thinks that the child you've brought is mine, right?
00:35:50Clear!
00:35:50Clear!
00:35:51If you saw your father crying while hugging his grandson.
00:35:53Clear!
00:35:55But now you're going to clear everything up.
00:35:58But not this one.
00:35:59That?
00:35:59I'm sorry, father.
00:36:00That?
00:36:00But, um...
00:36:02I'm not going to clarify anything.
00:36:05What do you mean, no?
00:36:05Everyone thinks that child is yours.
00:36:07Let them believe it.
00:36:09But if they also think you sent it to me, because I am the father.
00:36:13Let them believe it.
00:36:13I'm not going to deny it.
00:36:15What are you saying?
00:36:16You know the trouble you're getting me into.
00:36:18Yes, father.
00:36:19But I want to punish Carlos.
00:36:20To my father.
00:36:21And to all those who have believed that I am just anyone.
00:36:24And that way I'll get Carlos to react.
00:36:26And marry me willingly.
00:36:28Sure, and meanwhile I'm being excommunicated.
00:36:29Let me have your absolution.
00:36:32I'm going to give you a cake!
00:36:34Oh my God!
00:36:36Ego te asol.
00:36:45Is Father Justo here?
00:36:47Yeah.
00:36:47Here we mistook him for a somewhat shy customer.
00:36:50We almost undressed him.
00:36:51That's outrageous!
00:36:53You can't even trust priests anymore.
00:36:55This whole catechism war thing has really got them all worked up.
00:36:59No, the poor man didn't come to do anything wrong.
00:37:01I was looking for a woman named Matilde.
00:37:04Wouldn't she be your daughter?
00:37:05Matilde here.
00:37:06Why am I going to have to remove the livers from them?
00:37:08No, look, I've spoken to the blue.
00:37:11And he told me it was one of his shipments.
00:37:13The poor priest came deceived.
00:37:14Yes, well, it would bother me a lot if that priest was a good person.
00:37:18And that he was trying to fix things with my daughter.
00:37:20Man!
00:37:21And why would that bother you?
00:37:23Because it's always good to have a reason to smash a priest's head in.
00:37:27Shall I give you the nickname?
00:37:28Yes, put it on.
00:37:29Because I used to get motivated for this frenzy thing with heroic marches.
00:37:34But since I started working at the parish, well, there's nothing like a good motet.
00:37:40Look, Chata, the truth is, this might be the last time I come to see you.
00:37:44Because a man who is a grandfather has to settle down.
00:37:48Sit down what?
00:37:49This head, this one, that Chata is always thinking about the cachumbos.
00:37:54Come on, since it's the farewell, I'm going to surprise you.
00:37:58Hey, listen to this.
00:38:07Come on, I'm tired! I'm tired! Let's get you!
00:38:10I felt very sorry that he took the child away.
00:38:14But how could I refuse to give it to him if Don Agapito is his grandfather?
00:38:18Sure, sure.
00:38:19And when did they take it away?
00:38:19A little while ago. I'm going for more chocolate.
00:38:21Yes, yes.
00:38:21Give more bumps.
00:38:22He was so excited, you know? I even shed a tear, that's all I'm saying.
00:38:25Well, do any of you know Cardinal Este... Este... Este... Este... Este... Este... Este...
00:38:31What's happening with Cardinal Esteve?
00:38:32Yes, I know him.
00:38:33He is the one who sent me on missions and this one to the mountain.
00:38:36By the way, did you know that Icona is going to make Sonsenino the patron saint of the mountain?
00:38:40Hey, hey, hey...
00:38:40What's happening with Cardinal Esteve?
00:38:42That's what I'm getting at.
00:38:42Who comes to... to... here.
00:38:44What's coming to this town?
00:38:45Yes, tomorrow. They told me on the phone. Who could have possibly lost him in this little town?
00:38:52Thank goodness they can't put us in jail.
00:38:54But they can send him back to Tanganyika.
00:38:57What are you looking for?
00:38:58One of the amulets I brought back from there. If you rub it, it wards off evil spirits.
00:39:03Is the cardinal a malevolent spirit?
00:39:06No, but if it drives away evil spirits, it will also drive away a cardinal. Look for it, look for it.
00:39:10Let's see if I can find it.
00:39:10But do you believe in that c-c-c-stuff?
00:39:13Man!
00:39:14Is this it?
00:39:15No, don't touch that one, it's to make it rain, not that one.
00:39:18Man! That's it, funny, funny, funny.
00:39:21See? It never fails, it never fails.
00:39:25And if he shakes it horizontally, shut him up, it's not in the script.
00:39:28But how can anything fall with this blazing sun?
00:39:30No, no, no, horizontally means...
00:39:33Look, like this, like this.
00:39:38But why did you shake it, man?
00:39:39But how could I...
00:39:41...what do they do?
00:39:44Thank goodness it's only four drops.
00:39:48Let's see if moving this stops it.
00:39:50Does it stop?
00:39:50Move, move, move, move!
00:39:51I can't see anything!
00:39:52No!
00:39:52It stops!
00:39:53No!
00:39:54Stop it, stop it, stop it!
00:39:56Take!
00:39:56Well, sure, a passing cloud.
00:39:59They're not going to believe in these superstitions, of course.
00:40:02This is something uneducated and unprepared people do when they believe in these things.
00:40:06No, no, no, I don't believe it.
00:40:08But if he manages to pull the amulet out of the fire, the three of us will be here by now.
00:40:13Burn alive!
00:40:14Alive!
00:40:15Mr. Justo, what happened to you?
00:40:17Have any pipes broken?
00:40:18No, Mom, no.
00:40:19You guys give it to him when this...
00:40:20Hey, but let's see if you can isolate them, okay?
00:40:24Isolate!
00:40:25What did you want, Amalia?
00:40:26A lady wants to confess.
00:40:28Other?
00:40:29Let the parish priest go, he's drier.
00:40:31Okay, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go.
00:40:33Did he ask about you?
00:40:34Okay, then you should go.
00:40:36But I don't dare confess to anyone anymore.
00:40:39You can't deny it and you know it, so...
00:40:43Okay, Amalia.
00:40:44Get me a towel, I want to change my clothes.
00:40:50But, Auntie, are you the one who wants to confess?
00:40:53Yes, I have the right, don't I?
00:40:55Yes, right, but I have a feeling you're going to get me into another mess.
00:41:01Jesus, Jesus, why don't you go to confession with your parish priest?
00:41:05Because she gets so hooked, the confessions drag on forever.
00:41:07But there are masses that last two and a half hours.
00:41:09Okay, okay, let's go.
00:41:13What a silly cold I'm going to catch.
00:41:16And all for moving some roots that were practically nothing.
00:41:18And you will see that it has formed.
00:41:20Hail Mary, full of grace.
00:41:21conceived without sin.
00:41:24Let's see, sinner, what do you have to say?
00:41:26Father, I left the priesthood because I discovered I was in love.
00:41:31I knew it.
00:41:33Whose?
00:41:33From your bishop.
00:41:35Wow, that's ridiculous!
00:41:36Jesus, Jesus, but...
00:41:37Why are you confessing that?
00:41:39It torments you, of course.
00:41:40But if I'm already crazy, what's going to torment me?
00:41:42I want you to talk to him.
00:41:43And you tell her to leave the priesthood and marry me.
00:41:46And you're crazy, girl, but who do you think I am?
00:41:48A priest or Elena Francis?
00:41:50It was your fault.
00:41:52You brought Ludovico back when I had almost forgotten about him.
00:41:54And when I saw his piercing gaze, everything inside me was turned upside down.
00:41:57I'm!
00:41:58That's your problem!
00:41:59What penance do you give me?
00:42:02Penance.
00:42:02I have a child in my arms whose father I don't know.
00:42:04A girl who, every time she confides in me, creates phenomenal problems.
00:42:08The cardinal is coming to give me a beating.
00:42:10And you want to turn me into a matchmaker.
00:42:12This is the last straw.
00:42:13OK that's fine.
00:42:15I'll do what I can.
00:42:16I was looking forward to your coming, Father.
00:42:18Hello.
00:42:19He's gone crazy over his grandson.
00:42:21Well, with the child he believes is his grandson.
00:42:23Happens.
00:42:24One moment.
00:42:25Isn't the child flesh of her husband's flesh?
00:42:29I cannot speak.
00:42:30Tell him yourself, Don Justo.
00:42:31It's just that I...
00:42:32Sit down.
00:42:33I'm going to look for my husband.
00:42:35Okay, so what?
00:42:36The child we brought is not his grandson.
00:42:39Well, actually, I don't know.
00:42:43What do you mean you don't know?
00:42:44Haven't you spoken to the mother?
00:42:46With the mother of the child that you and I brought?
00:42:49Yes, with that one.
00:42:50No.
00:42:50No.
00:42:51I've never spoken to her in my life.
00:42:52What do you mean, no?
00:42:53Haven't you gone to a nearby village to see Matilde?
00:42:55Yeah.
00:42:56Yes, I have seen Matilde.
00:42:58But you haven't spoken to her.
00:42:59You just said it.
00:43:00You understood each other through gestures, right?
00:43:02No no.
00:43:03We've spoken.
00:43:04But yes, you told me a moment ago that you haven't spoken to the child's mother.
00:43:08I swear I haven't spoken to the child's mother.
00:43:11Don't try to fool a superior officer, or I'll pull out the liar's amulet and your tongue will fall out.
00:43:16Don't take anything out and think, even if it's difficult.
00:43:18I cannot speak.
00:43:24Because?
00:43:25Another confessional secret?
00:43:27What was it now?
00:43:27But, son, you are more dangerous than a drugged monkey with a razor blade in its hand.
00:43:31They make me confess anywhere.
00:43:33They're hunting me down everywhere.
00:43:36Help me with this man.
00:43:38Can I help you?
00:43:39That?
00:43:39To everything.
00:43:40Doesn't he see that I can't speak?
00:43:42And what am I talking about?
00:43:44So he tells her...
00:43:45Shut up, shut up!
00:43:46He ate all my baby food.
00:43:49And she fell asleep to the music of this rattle.
00:43:52Father, Don Justo, how are you?
00:43:54You have no idea how happy you have made me by bringing my grandson to this house.
00:43:59I am so grateful to you that I've decided not to kill you anymore.
00:44:04Thank you.
00:44:05Furthermore, I have learned of his failed attempt to find my daughter.
00:44:10The well-made one, you know.
00:44:13Hello, Bishop.
00:44:15How are we? Are you here?
00:44:16The ring is very pretty, very pretty.
00:44:19Very pretty.
00:44:20That's great.
00:44:21And I've been thinking that a man who is a grandfather should settle down.
00:44:28And you're going to sit her here?
00:44:30Ha!
00:44:30What a joker!
00:44:31What a joker!
00:44:32What bruises you have!
00:44:32No, you can't be a sacristan and a communist at the same time.
00:44:36Well, Marcelino Camacho was an altar boy.
00:44:39Bah, but he doesn't have a grandson like mine.
00:44:41The one who wouldn't want to, come on.
00:44:43And since I can't stop being a sacristan, because what the hell are we going to eat in this house,
00:44:47Since I lost the cushy job of mayor, I'm going to leave the party.
00:44:51That's ok.
00:44:51Because of your grandson?
00:44:53Let's see, because of that child?
00:44:54Clear.
00:44:55Bah, it's not worth it.
00:44:58Is that right, Bishop?
00:45:00Well, for a bishop, a resignation from the communist party is always welcome.
00:45:04Would you like a drink?
00:45:06Thank you very much, that wouldn't hurt.
00:45:08Look, I have just what I need for you.
00:45:10Okay, so how's the ranking going?
00:45:11When are you getting promoted, Mr. Gusto?
00:45:13Well, the clergy business is a different story.
00:45:17Ah, they get promoted by favoritism, right?
00:45:19Well, then find yourself a good connection, like the bishop's.
00:45:24Four days ago it was nothing, and look, it still isn't.
00:45:29Here it is.
00:45:31Be very careful, it's a very strong spirit that I make myself.
00:45:35Okay, one shot to start and if your tongue burns, stop.
00:45:40Let's see.
00:45:40Watch out, Saint Blaise, Saint Blaise!
00:45:43Wow!
00:45:45Well, I must be getting old because I don't feel it strongly at all.
00:45:50What do you mean, no? Don't they notice this loudly?
00:45:53Oh no, what nonsense!
00:45:55Clear!
00:45:56I even gave them two cups of the boiled water from the baby's bottle.
00:46:00Forgive me!
00:46:01Well, I wanted to tell you that that boy...
00:46:04My grandson! Very rich, yes sir, father! Very rich!
00:46:07Don't hit, don't hit!
00:46:08You see, no, that child doesn't...
00:46:12Speak, Bishop!
00:46:15Tell him everything!
00:46:16Ah, what I know, well, it's all simple, yes, I'll explain it in a moment.
00:46:20So, what I know is this, something like this.
00:46:23If there was no coercion, there was sound; if there was coercion, there was the lady on the right with headphones.
00:46:27And she already has some bird covers.
00:46:29And then, tell her until she's in a hug...
00:46:31Because I have no idea about anything else, my son.
00:46:34But listen...
00:46:35You guys are so weird, huh!
00:46:38Come on, Bishop, just spill it all.
00:46:41And if they don't loosen my suspenders, I don't know what I'm going to loosen.
00:46:45Thank you, ma'am.
00:46:46A little more boiled water will do me good.
00:46:49Is it aguardiente now?
00:46:51Oh, no, no, it doesn't matter.
00:46:53Now I don't care about anything anymore.
00:46:55Which helmet?
00:46:56I don't know what you mean by mute, Bishop.
00:46:58Let's see who speaks the truth now.
00:47:00Yes, Saint Leonard already said it.
00:47:01I'm leaving.
00:47:03Come to the kitchen, Bishop, there's a tap there.
00:47:05No, better a marriage fire extinguisher.
00:47:07Okay, wait a minute.
00:47:08That?
00:47:09Father, I need to talk to you.
00:47:13Is something wrong, son?
00:47:14Yes, father.
00:47:15I learned, by chance, that you were at Gloria's house, the well-made one.
00:47:20Yes, well, but I went there because...
00:47:22I know, I know!
00:47:23You are very good and I almost killed you.
00:47:27That's why confession, Father.
00:47:29Confession for a sinner.
00:47:31Confession, confession.
00:47:34Even the communists.
00:47:38Pass, permission, permission.
00:47:39Good morning.
00:47:40Permission.
00:47:41Good morning.
00:47:42My Lord, through the church.
00:47:45Mayoress.
00:47:46Sacristan, I told you to put all yours, nothing more.
00:47:53Well, one can't forget that one is from the party.
00:47:56Yes, but not that much.
00:47:57Attention, children!
00:47:59When the cardinal appears, say what I said.
00:48:03Long live, long live, long live the cardinal.
00:48:06Come on, everyone.
00:48:07Long live the car, car, car!
00:48:09Long live the car, car, car, car!
00:48:11Yes, how funny, how funny.
00:48:13What's wrong, auntie?
00:48:14The bluing.
00:48:15Dionysus, the town crier.
00:48:17He has gone to get the key to the city to give to his eminent one and he is going to be late.
00:48:20What's wrong with you?
00:48:21Why are you so nervous?
00:48:23You'll see.
00:48:24The cardinal is coming to give us a dressing-down, that's for sure.
00:48:26And I can't tell you anything because everything I know you've told me under the seal of confession.
00:48:30I see you with Ludovic in Tanganyika.
00:48:32The situation in Tanganyika would be bad.
00:48:33But carrying the bishop around for life like a keychain is quite something.
00:48:41Long live, long live, long live!
00:49:11Eminence!
00:49:13It's been so long since I've seen him!
00:49:14Oh, excuse me, I've dropped the banner!
00:49:16And fortunately, son, fortunately.
00:49:18I'm going to introduce you to the town's parish priest.
00:49:21In me, forgiveness.
00:49:23Your Eminence, Your Eminence.
00:49:24And this is the parish priest of Peñafría del Monte, this short one.
00:49:28Do you already know?
00:49:28Yes, that's precisely why I'm here.
00:49:32What a joy this brings me.
00:49:33I'm going to introduce you to the mayor.
00:49:35The hat cord.
00:49:36Please pass so that...
00:49:37Very good, very good!
00:49:38Excellent!
00:49:38What a short cardinal!
00:49:43It looks more like a bump than a bruise, doesn't it?
00:49:45Most rebellious Eminence!
00:49:47It is an honor for this town of Villamar to receive the cardinal and me, as mayor democratically elected by the people.
00:49:58I have the satisfaction...
00:50:00The key, the key.
00:50:02The key, the key.
00:50:04I am pleased to deliver the...
00:50:06Where are you?
00:50:08And now they're asking for the key?
00:50:10This looks like a bullfight.
00:50:12I am pleased to hand over the key to the city.
00:50:16But what is this?
00:50:17I just haven't found a golden key.
00:50:19And the chief of the municipal police has left me these lock picks so the cardinal can manage.
00:50:25Long live the cardinal!
00:50:26Viva!
00:50:28Viva!
00:50:28Just like in the ball, hurray!
00:50:30Long live the newlyweds!
00:50:31Long live the cardinal!
00:50:32Come with me, come!
00:50:33Long live the cardinal!
00:50:34Long live the cardinal!
00:50:38Again!
00:50:39Long live the cardinal!
00:50:40Well, this is the last straw, isn't it?
00:50:44I came here in the car bouncing around.
00:50:46Yes, the roads are full of potholes.
00:50:48Yes, yes.
00:50:48Jumping with impatience to be in front of you.
00:50:51What a thoughtful touch!
00:50:52So I'm sending you to a mountain village to get you away from the problems you created here.
00:50:56And you abandon your parish by kidnapping a three-month-old child.
00:50:59Oh!
00:50:59Come on, defend yourself.
00:51:02Justify your actions to me, if you can, say something.
00:51:07I can tell you...
00:51:08Thank goodness.
00:51:09I can't tell him anything!
00:51:11They catch him!
00:51:12To Tanganyika!
00:51:13Everyone to Tanganyika!
00:51:14And you too, by letter!
00:51:16I'm fed up, man!
00:51:18I can't even tell His Eminence.
00:51:21Not even your own shadow, nor your own wife.
00:51:23Or well, married Protestants, of course, not us.
00:51:25From what I can see, you're all against me.
00:51:27No!
00:51:27Come on, come on!
00:51:29Your Eminence, what could be the reasons why a priest cannot recount something that has been told to him before?
00:51:37The secret of confession?
00:51:38He's already caught up!
00:51:41There's a reason he's risen so high.
00:51:43I hadn't thought of that.
00:51:44Well, it took him a while to fall, didn't it?
00:51:47Now, I confess, and who is it that has confessed to you?
00:51:51Ah, yes, the strip, half the town.
00:51:52And some stranger.
00:51:58No, not a stranger.
00:52:00If he goes to confession, if he goes to confession, if he goes to confession.
00:52:02Start it, son, start it!
00:52:03There is a stranger there, he is there, he is waiting.
00:52:09They're going to get me into another mess, I'm sure of it.
00:52:12What should I do, Your Eminence?
00:52:13Go.
00:52:14They have no other choice.
00:52:16Well, but you'll see how things get complicated.
00:52:19Jesus, Jesus.
00:52:20The problem is bigger than I imagined.
00:52:23Because in Peñafría del Monte they consider him a kidnapper.
00:52:27Well, but the one that...
00:52:28Oh, sorry.
00:52:29I'm saying that the one who's going to confess now won't give him any trouble.
00:52:33Because she's a foreigner, what would she know about what's going on here?
00:52:37This.
00:52:37And then we Torrebrunos show up, right?
00:52:41Short.
00:52:45Are you the lady who wants to go to confession?
00:52:57Yes, father.
00:52:58Do we know each other?
00:53:00No, sir.
00:53:01So why has she insisted that I be the one to hear her confession?
00:53:06Shall we go to that guard post?
00:53:08Which guard post?
00:53:10Ah, yes, yes.
00:53:12Another mess, for sure.
00:53:14Oh, Jesus, Jesus.
00:53:21Hail Mary, full of grace.
00:53:23conceived without sin.
00:53:25I'll get straight to the point, father.
00:53:26Do you remember the child they left at your mountain church?
00:53:29How does he know that?
00:53:30Because the man who gave him the child is...
00:53:32Well, he's my boyfriend.
00:53:34Ah, of course.
00:53:35I saw him a little while ago in the square.
00:53:37And who are you?
00:53:38The child's mother.
00:53:39Blessed be the Lord.
00:53:42What joy you bring me, sinner.
00:53:44Don't be happy so soon.
00:53:46I came because I knew that by leaving the child with him we had gotten him into a lot of trouble.
00:53:49And how does he know that I had been gotten into a lot of trouble?
00:53:51The next day I went to the village to get the child.
00:53:53You had already taken it.
00:53:55And it was said there that the child was his.
00:53:57So, has he come to take the child away?
00:53:59No, father.
00:54:00I can't have a child.
00:54:02Nor to educate him as a human being deserves.
00:54:04What a human being deserves most is to be raised by their mother, no matter what.
00:54:08Whatever the state of education?
00:54:10No, regardless of the mother's appearance.
00:54:12I disagree.
00:54:15Besides, that's none of your business.
00:54:17I have come to help you.
00:54:19Saying that the child was mine.
00:54:22He wouldn't like to see it, even if it was for the last time.
00:54:25How are you doing?
00:54:25Very good.
00:54:26Well, well, all things considered.
00:54:31Why does he say that?
00:54:32Have you seen him naked?
00:54:34No, only when he was born.
00:54:36He immediately took it to that couple.
00:54:38Any acquaintances?
00:54:39No, a wealthy couple.
00:54:41He sold it for money.
00:54:43And what's it to you?
00:54:44Do you know how difficult life is?
00:54:46But that doesn't count.
00:54:49What's wrong with my son?
00:54:50I don't think it's important, but...
00:54:52She has very skinny legs.
00:54:58And the belly, all swollen.
00:55:01Where is?
00:55:02I want to see it.
00:55:04Tonight.
00:55:05Where?
00:55:06Let's see.
00:55:07Behind the church is the parish hall.
00:55:10Anyone can ask.
00:55:12It will have to be late because I have to prepare everything.
00:55:15Let's see.
00:55:16Let's say at midnight.
00:55:17I'll be there.
00:55:19But let it be known that I am not taking the child with me.
00:55:23We'll see about that.
00:55:24I mean, well, I mean, go ahead.
00:55:27Leave.
00:55:28And so as not to compromise him, I will not ask for his absolution.
00:55:31If you are truly repentant, God always forgives.
00:55:36Ask for luck.
00:55:38Ludovico, don't bother me.
00:55:39How can I believe in that nonsense about amulets?
00:55:42No, I don't believe it either, but if I take out the rain amulet...
00:55:45No, no, no, no.
00:55:46No, I'm not going to take it out, it wouldn't even cross my mind.
00:55:47Okay, okay, okay.
00:55:48Please, we are priests.
00:55:50Ah, yes.
00:55:51Give me that rain amulet.
00:55:52I don't carry it with me.
00:55:53So, which one do you have?
00:55:54Well, I have the one about the wind here.
00:55:56They use it to keep pests away from the narrow passage.
00:55:59Give it to me.
00:56:00No, leave him alone.
00:56:01No, man, I want to show you that all that is nonsense.
00:56:04No, they are nonsense.
00:56:06It is a palm root that is said to be moved by the wind.
00:56:10Palm?
00:56:11You're really something else.
00:56:13Go on, bring it.
00:56:17Do you see it?
00:56:18No problem.
00:56:19No, you have to point it in the direction you want the wind to come from.
00:56:23And then turn a mill.
00:56:24Ah, they say so, but I don't believe that...
00:56:26You'll see.
00:56:26Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
00:56:28I'll fasten the skullcap to His Eminence, and you hold up the skirts of his cassock.
00:56:32Yes, yes.
00:56:33So, right?
00:56:34Although, since it's so small, it's bound to fly away.
00:56:36Fixed, fixed, fixed.
00:56:37Okay, look, let's go.
00:56:37You see it, look.
00:56:38Wait, wait, just a moment.
00:56:39Wait, wait.
00:56:40Yes, I wasn't there.
00:56:42There it is, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes.
00:56:44Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful.
00:56:45Already!
00:56:46Comes back!
00:56:47Comes back!
00:56:48Come back, I won't let you down!
00:56:49This won't stop!
00:56:52Lift up the cardinal's skirts so his privates aren't visible!
00:56:55Oh no, I've taken my key out!
00:56:56Watch out, watch out, watch out!
00:56:57Watch out, watch out!
00:56:57Open the door!
00:56:59This is a sin, I swear!
00:57:00Watch out, my stutterer!
00:57:01Guard the root, cardinal, and it will part the wind!
00:57:04Comes back!
00:57:05No!
00:57:05Yes, yes, yes, the wind has stopped.
00:57:11Up, here, up, here, here, there.
00:57:13Oh my God.
00:57:14Sit down here, here.
00:57:15What's going on, Dad?
00:57:18A coincidence, nothing, a coincidence.
00:57:21It was probably just a coincidence.
00:57:23Clear.
00:57:24But don't tell anyone, okay?
00:57:26No, don't mention it because if this gets out...
00:57:30Blow!
00:57:31Evidence, I'm coming very...
00:57:34What happened?
00:57:34They've stuck together, nothing, just a bit of wind has picked up.
00:57:38Windy today?
00:57:39A lucky charm, you know.
00:57:41Ah, yes, of course.
00:57:43Well, why were you so happy?
00:57:46Because confessing sinners has brought me nothing but trouble,
00:57:50It has now given me great joy.
00:57:52And I believe I can be of use to someone through confession.
00:57:55But I need your help.
00:57:57Count on it.
00:57:59Well, let's kill several birds with one stone.
00:58:02Don Justo, Don Justo, come on, Doña Lucinda is here.
00:58:06Good evening, Lucinda.
00:58:07And thank you very much.
00:58:09I was able to bring it to him, because my husband is at this hour
00:58:11He always falls asleep watching television.
00:58:13That's normal, it happens to everyone.
00:58:16When he finds out that I helped take away the one he believes to be his grandson,
00:58:19It kills me.
00:58:20It won't be that much.
00:58:21Her husband is a barking dog, but...
00:58:22No, without biting, it hasn't bitten me yet.
00:58:24But he's hit me so hard...
00:58:26Have you called your daughter?
00:58:28Yes, he will come.
00:58:29I told her that I want to see the girl.
00:58:31That's great.
00:58:33Thank you so much.
00:58:34I hope everything goes well for you.
00:58:36I hope so.
00:58:37Bye bye.
00:58:41Bye bye.
00:58:41How am I?
00:58:45Your Excellency is disgusting, but okay.
00:58:48Yes, it's just that...
00:58:49A fisherman gave me this jacket and it smells like...
00:58:53They stink.
00:58:55Hey, stinking is awful, huh?
00:58:57But to sardines, mind you.
00:59:00Shall we go now?
00:59:01Yes, before the child is baptized.
00:59:04Is the cardinal ready?
00:59:06Yes, and he hasn't liked the role he's been given very much.
00:59:09But you gave him a choice, didn't you?
00:59:10Yes, but he says he doesn't look like he lives off women.
00:59:14I'm ready.
00:59:16How are you?
00:59:20So, what do you think?
00:59:22It seems you're about to sing the rebellious one.
00:59:24I put on what they brought me.
00:59:27His Eminence is very elegant.
00:59:28However small he said.
00:59:29Yes, yes.
00:59:30Man.
00:59:30We have no experience with clothes.
00:59:34We're always stuck with the same old thing...
00:59:35Which jack?
00:59:37Wearing a cassock.
00:59:39Okay, let's go.
00:59:40Everyone already knows what they have to do.
00:59:42Go ahead, Your Eminence.
00:59:43If they see us all together, they'll think we're from the carnival groups of Cádiz.
00:59:47Yes, let's go.
00:59:48Walking.
00:59:49I'm really looking forward to this being over.
00:59:52Amalia, go downstairs with the child.
00:59:54Yes, father.
00:59:54Wait, wait, wait a moment.
00:59:56That?
01:00:00Stay still, stay still.
01:00:00What's wrong, Your Excellency?
01:00:01Now let's go.
01:00:02I've noticed that she wants to be alone with me.
01:00:04Hey, of all people...
01:00:05Because...
01:00:06Why do you think people want to confess to you?
01:00:10Well, I don't know, it's my mission.
01:00:12But I would say that in my case I have bad luck.
01:00:14No no.
01:00:14It's because you give people confidence.
01:00:17That's why...
01:00:17Your Excellency, where are you?
01:00:21Confession, fair confession.
01:00:23Your Excellency, but...
01:00:24What sins have you committed?
01:00:26Look, I'm only going to tell you about the ones in the first division,
01:00:28Because if I tell you all of them,
01:00:29He gives us breakfast and afternoon tea here, for sure.
01:00:31Okay, let's hurry.
01:00:32So, how did this start?
01:00:34So, Hail Mary, for example.
01:00:35Yes, conceived in sin.
01:00:36He's right, okay.
01:00:37Sure, sure.
01:00:38With the humidity of the sea.
01:00:39That's awful.
01:00:40What is this?
01:00:41The father who was here before me
01:00:43I had set this up like a party room, a party room, a party room.
01:00:46But we were already renovating it, we were leaving it.
01:00:48Stop, son!
01:00:49Same as before.
01:00:51Good evening.
01:00:52Good night.
01:00:53Good evening, Father.
01:00:55Oh, father.
01:00:56Hey, what's he wearing?
01:00:57I'm going to explain it to you, I'm going to explain it to you.
01:01:00Oh yes, this is a secret.
01:01:01They are enjoying life, life, life.
01:01:03Life?
01:01:04From life, yes.
01:01:05But what kind of life, Father?
01:01:07From life, father.
01:01:08Shut up, son!
01:01:09The priest can even dress up as a cardinal, right, Father?
01:01:14Because?
01:01:15Where is the older man?
01:01:17Seven hundred Our Fathers of penance!
01:01:18Seven hundred and I won't take one away!
01:01:20Oh!
01:01:20Oh, look, grandpa!
01:01:22Oh, look who's arrived!
01:01:23Please excuse the delay.
01:01:25We've been waiting out there, but being so close to the sea it's damp.
01:01:28Okay, everything's ready.
01:01:29Yeah.
01:01:30That poor woman will arrive soon.
01:01:32What are you doing here?
01:01:33How are you, Don Justo?
01:01:35We're painting this.
01:01:37It was, it looked like a whorehouse.
01:01:38But, but, what does that thing say?
01:01:42Don't listen to His Eminence, will you?
01:01:44They have to paint so late.
01:01:45Of course, it's because they have their day jobs and this...
01:01:48Come on, and they do this without charging anything.
01:01:51Oh, they do it for free.
01:01:53Is that what I was saying?
01:01:54Yes, Felipe of my life.
01:01:57That's why we have to work at these hours.
01:01:58Clear.
01:01:59Well, you all keep working.
01:02:00But whatever you hear and whatever you see, you remain silent.
01:02:04Is that clear?
01:02:05Crystal clear.
01:02:05As far as we're concerned, they can smoke some joints if they want.
01:02:10Someone, good, good, good, good, good, good.
01:02:12Come on, everyone to your positions.
01:02:14Everyone already knows what they have to do.
01:02:15Come on, come on, come on.
01:02:17Come on, get down on the chair.
01:02:18Come on, come on.
01:02:19Here, here.
01:02:20I've brought a bottle of wine and some glasses to set the mood.
01:02:22The unsuspecting one, son.
01:02:24I've also brought them some almonds that...
01:02:26Nothing, I've lost them like a little thumb.
01:02:28It's the same.
01:02:28With natural features, so it's not obvious we're from the clergy.
01:02:30Am I late?
01:02:30He almost did.
01:02:31I thought I hadn't received my note.
01:02:32Yes, and I wanted to tell you that I want to collaborate with you.
01:02:35because I think he's a great guy.
01:02:36And the other day at my house, we almost played a trick on him.
01:02:39Fair.
01:02:40You in the house of this poor sinner.
01:02:42I'll explain it to you when I have time, Your Eminence.
01:02:44How is Your Eminence?
01:02:46Yes, here the guy with the cap is a cardinal and I am a bishop.
01:02:48I am in charge.
01:02:49But, grandpa, a cardinal and a bishop dressed like that.
01:02:51Ah, you see.
01:02:53It must be that a harsh socialist government is not for the clergy.
01:02:56And is this young lady going to collaborate with us?
01:02:59Yes, Your Eminence.
01:03:01He has agreed to it and will play his part just like all of you.
01:03:04But isn't this young lady dressed up like us?
01:03:07No, it's just that she's always so discreet.
01:03:10Did you go too far, daughter?
01:03:11It's like their uniform.
01:03:12Ah, well, if it's about doing a good deed...
01:03:16That's what it's all about.
01:03:17Now we're talking, now we're talking.
01:03:19Now yes, yes.
01:03:20He hasn't brought me the siphon.
01:03:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:22Now he's coming, now he's coming, now he's coming, now he's coming.
01:03:25Let's pretend, let's pretend.
01:03:26Run, go over there!
01:03:30Like this, like this, like this.
01:03:31Come on, come on, take this.
01:03:32I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
01:03:33This needs to liven things up.
01:03:37I swear to a hundred thousand demons!
01:03:41What are so many people doing here?
01:03:42I quoted them.
01:03:44It's for his own good, he'll realize it soon enough.
01:03:46Where is?
01:03:47Here.
01:03:47Amalia, go towards the door.
01:03:53But how can he sing the praises of the jack and the horse?
01:03:57Because I sing the thirty-five.
01:03:59Ah, trap.
01:04:00Father, I did you a good job putting the child under the seal of confession, didn't I?
01:04:03Well, I'm giving you a heads-up.
01:04:05Don't worry, it's one of my obligations.
01:04:09Father, this child is perfectly healthy.
01:04:11Oh, really?
01:04:13Glad to hear it.
01:04:14I thought it was a bit dodgy.
01:04:16Is my son sick?
01:04:17Yes, he's a very handsome man.
01:04:25Well, if you've already seen that it's okay, let's go.
01:04:27Why bother these gentlemen any further?
01:04:29Hang on a minute.
01:04:30What's the rush?
01:04:33I think she looks like me.
01:04:35Yes, spot on.
01:04:37Aurora, are we both going or are we all three going?
01:04:39He doesn't cough at her, man.
01:04:40But...
01:04:41You're right.
01:04:43Father, thank you so much for letting me see my son.
01:04:46No, have it.
01:04:47We're leaving.
01:04:49So, he definitely doesn't want it.
01:04:52No, I don't want it.
01:04:53Well, thank goodness.
01:04:57Hey, thank goodness, why?
01:05:00Because I've thought that, given the life you lead, it's best for your son if other people take care of him.
01:05:05By buying it, of course.
01:05:08Clear.
01:05:08Don't go too far, Father.
01:05:11Listen, if you're saying that because there was a couple who covered the birth expenses...
01:05:16But they probably didn't care much, because they haven't reported the kidnapping to the police.
01:05:21They haven't reported anything because what they did was illegal.
01:05:24But this time we can do the adoption legally.
01:05:28Which adoption?
01:05:29His son's.
01:05:31Look, I've brought you a few good people who want to adopt the child so you can choose between them.
01:05:37That.
01:05:39First, Mr. Gonzalez.
01:05:41That.
01:05:42And is this gentleman married?
01:05:44Very much married.
01:05:46Because a child like that needs a woman to take care of him.
01:05:47No, no, precisely, precisely, precisely, I have one, one, one, one, one, yes, but a very, very, very bad, year, year, year.
01:05:58He came out running.
01:05:59Yes, that's true.
01:06:00No, the bad thing is that his wife drinks, she's opened it.
01:06:03Does he get drunk?
01:06:04Well, he grabs each trunk by telling him that his patron is not Saint Balvino, Balvino, Vino, Vino, Vino.
01:06:10Well, we'll give him a run, we'll give him a run, run.
01:06:13He's a wheelbarrow, he works in construction.
01:06:15Nothing, nothing, no construction, nothing.
01:06:18It's a race, a race.
01:06:19What career?
01:06:21Street vendor like me.
01:06:24I, I, I will give him lessons, I, I.
01:06:28Move aside, kid, they're stepping on my cardboard boxes.
01:06:31And I'm not going to give it to him for anything, not for a forty, not for a tostroy, not for thirty, not for, get out of the way, kid, they're stepping on my cardboard boxes.
01:06:39Neither by didi, nor by didi.
01:06:40The little angel is waiting to come.
01:06:42Yeah.
01:06:42With this one, letting go.
01:06:43But yes, you will compensate him.
01:06:46For the transfer of the child he will give twenty-five thousand pesetas.
01:06:51That's it, that's it, that's it!
01:06:54Twenty-five thousand, four, five thousand duros for this kid.
01:06:57But you buy so cheaply.
01:06:59He doesn't buy anything, he compensates.
01:07:02Well, that's a pretty cheap compensation.
01:07:05Of course, I've also brought him other clients.
01:07:08Mr. Gonzalez, sit down, sit down.
01:07:09Thank you, thank you.
01:07:10Don Ludovico, better known for the amulets.
01:07:17Now you'll see, it's mine.
01:07:19My situation is very simple, girl.
01:07:23I'll give you ten thousand pesetas, I want it for begging.
01:07:27We smeared a little dirt on his face, and we gave him a few slaps on his legs.
01:07:30and in the arms of my romantic partner, better known to the cops as the ragamuffin,
01:07:37We'll get good tips.
01:07:39Okay?
01:07:40And what happens when he becomes a man?
01:07:43Well, go clean windshields at traffic lights, mate.
01:07:47And if he turns out to be clever, well, it's a classic scam, a total rip-off.
01:07:52And if he's muscular, he'll be polishing car radios and snatching purses.
01:07:57The normal thing now.
01:08:00How does he feel about it?
01:08:02As the boss of the chelis, Sanchelí Paneri, already said.
01:08:05She said this, okay or not, huh?
01:08:09Hey, this is a good offer, girl.
01:08:10Give it to him.
01:08:12They don't have to decide yet, there are more offers.
01:08:15I'm very modern here, huh?
01:08:17He's gone too far, how modern, man.
01:08:20Go ahead, Mr. Carden...
01:08:22Just a moment, Mr. Cárdenas.
01:08:25Cárdenas, Mr. Cárdenas.
01:08:26Come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:08:34The same one you see and wear.
01:08:37Here, Mr. Cárdenas dedicates himself to...
01:08:41to human trafficking.
01:08:43Man, father.
01:08:44Things have to be said as they are, Mr. Cárdenas.
01:08:47This is the most disgusting of all.
01:08:49Well, I have what I need for this business...
01:08:52twenty thousand duros from Lala.
01:08:54Well, they're putting you guys on for no reason.
01:08:56Naturaca.
01:08:57Explain to him what the child wants it for.
01:08:59To the respective, I need Rorro...
01:09:02to start educating him from a young age...
01:09:04in taking money from the girls.
01:09:07It's older than urinating on the wall.
01:09:09Yeah.
01:09:10Take.
01:09:10Well, look, that job isn't so bad, you see.
01:09:12Well, if you say so with your experience...
01:09:15Today the neophyte is being prepared.
01:09:17He is taught how to slap the lady.
01:09:19Careful, man.
01:09:20From time to time.
01:09:22That's always a good thing.
01:09:24And that way, in time, we will ensure that your son...
01:09:26I became a perfect pimp.
01:09:30Or what's happened to someone else?
01:09:31And that's why he wants my son?
01:09:34And what difference does it make to you?
01:09:35He wants to get rid of the child, doesn't he?
01:09:38Well, as a kid...
01:09:40that he's dead, pichi.
01:09:42Okay, that's it!
01:09:42Excuse me, he gave me the nest.
01:09:47This was old, wasn't it?
01:09:48Old-fashioned.
01:09:49Well, I still have one last offer.
01:09:52Oh, really?
01:09:52Here Violeta, as cute as she looks, is dedicated to...
01:09:56Well, how would I put it?
01:09:58Don't tell him anything.
01:10:00She already knows what I do for a living.
01:10:03We both have the same profession.
01:10:04Have things been going well for you, girl?
01:10:06How much money do you have saved to offer me?
01:10:08Not a penny.
01:10:09You know how difficult things are for us.
01:10:11We professionals are having a terrible time.
01:10:13My daughter!
01:10:13Excuse me, Father.
01:10:15Because of a lot of mothers out there.
01:10:18But if you give me the child, I will be a mother to him.
01:10:21I will take care of him.
01:10:22I will laugh with him when he laughs.
01:10:24I will comfort him when he cries.
01:10:26I will leave this life.
01:10:27And I will dedicate myself body and soul to making him a decent guy.
01:10:31Very nice words.
01:10:33But how will you two make a living?
01:10:34I will mop floors.
01:10:36I will clean toilets.
01:10:38If necessary, I will steal.
01:10:39And if it's absolutely necessary, I'll sleep with whoever it takes.
01:10:42But she will never leave me.
01:10:44And when I grow up, he will excuse me and forgive me.
01:10:47What if he doesn't forgive you?
01:10:48What if she's ashamed of you later?
01:10:51Well, I'll just suck it up and die of sadness.
01:10:53But I will have fulfilled my obligation.
01:10:55Then it will be his turn to do his part.
01:10:58Which will be to forgive and accept.
01:11:02Take.
01:11:04It's yours.
01:11:05I'll give it to you in front of witnesses.
01:11:07And look at the witnesses.
01:11:09Two parish priests.
01:11:11A bishop and a cardinal of the church.
01:11:15I appreciate the thought, Father.
01:11:17But they're very bad at pretending.
01:11:19Above all, Your Eminence.
01:11:21He did terribly.
01:11:22Come on, Julio.
01:11:24But, girl, we're going to go and make a profit.
01:11:25Shut up, you idiot! Shut up!
01:11:27But now what?
01:11:29I'm sorry, Your Eminence,
01:11:31But it was you who ultimately ruined everything.
01:11:34Ludovico?
01:11:35I went too far, but he ruined it.
01:11:36Thank you, sinner.
01:11:37You've done what you could.
01:11:38It didn't cost me much, to be honest.
01:11:40I said what I felt.
01:11:42Anyway, I don't think this will end badly.
01:11:45Look, Rodolfo.
01:11:47If it weren't for me, I would have been a scoundrel by now.
01:11:51Yes, because being gay isn't so bad.
01:11:54No, man.
01:11:54What's it going to be?
01:11:56And even less so now that they call you gays.
01:12:00Yes of course.
01:12:01Don Justo, the mayor is coming.
01:12:03My aunt?
01:12:04What are you doing here?
01:12:05I don't want the mayor to see me dressed like this.
01:12:08Yes, yes.
01:12:09Come on.
01:12:10Get in there.
01:12:12I'll take care of it right away.
01:12:13And you all, get inside too.
01:12:15Careful, grandpa.
01:12:16Don't let it get sprawled out.
01:12:18I'm having a worse time than when the sorcerer took out my grandmother.
01:12:20It won't go away.
01:12:24Justo, what are you doing here?
01:12:27I heard they were doing renovations and I came to see them.
01:12:30The bluing told me.
01:12:31You know, the one they called "prawn" when he was a redhead.
01:12:34Well, he told me you were here.
01:12:35And I took the opportunity to ask if you have already spoken to Ludovico.
01:12:38Be quiet, talk about me.
01:12:39About what?
01:12:40About what I told you.
01:12:41I'm in love with your bishop.
01:12:43Oh, Ludovico.
01:12:44What's my fault?
01:12:45Come on, I'm done with God.
01:12:45Callas, callas.
01:12:46I told you in confession.
01:12:47And I asked you to talk to him.
01:12:48Have you done it?
01:12:49Well, no, not really.
01:12:50I haven't had time.
01:12:51The thing is, I don't dare tell him in person.
01:12:54But it's so good.
01:12:55That's it.
01:12:56If I have a certain something.
01:12:57That's obvious.
01:12:57Well, don't worry, maybe he'll find out.
01:13:00It's not possible.
01:13:01You haven't told him, and I don't dare.
01:13:03Who knows?
01:13:04Don Justo, Matilde is coming with her little girl.
01:13:07Oh, aunt.
01:13:08Hide.
01:13:08I need to talk to that girl alone.
01:13:10Where do I hide?
01:13:10Well, I don't know.
01:13:11Oh, look.
01:13:11Behind those bricks.
01:13:12Okay, fine.
01:13:13No, aunt.
01:13:14Not there.
01:13:16My God, Ludo.
01:13:17Come in, Madam Mayor.
01:13:20Come in, there's still room.
01:13:20His Most Reverend Eminence is dressed as the landlady.
01:13:23No, man, from the troublemaker.
01:13:24How's it going?
01:13:25Yeah.
01:13:26Out.
01:13:27But have you heard everything I've said?
01:13:29Everything, daughter.
01:13:30All.
01:13:30Oh, what will they think of me?
01:13:31My God.
01:13:32Nothing bad, daughter, I must have something perverse in my gaze, which I do have in my eyes.
01:13:36No, no, no, no.
01:13:38I'm sorry, Garita.
01:13:39I'm sorry.
01:13:39You have nothing to do.
01:13:40I'm sorry.
01:13:42Oh, be quiet, the girl is coming.
01:13:43Good evening, Mr. Justo.
01:13:48Good night.
01:13:48Isn't my mother here?
01:13:50No.
01:13:50Because?
01:13:52He had arranged to meet me here.
01:13:53He wants to see the girl.
01:13:55It's very natural.
01:13:56But why has he summoned me here?
01:13:58You'll think this is a quiet place where nobody will bother you.
01:14:03Why don't you sit down in the meantime?
01:14:04Thank you.
01:14:08Careful.
01:14:08But you are here.
01:14:12Well, I was looking at the renovations of the premises.
01:14:15Ah.
01:14:15But as soon as your mother comes, I'm leaving.
01:14:17Don't worry.
01:14:19Hey, your little girl is very pretty, isn't she?
01:14:21I think it's beautiful.
01:14:23And it is.
01:14:25You told me her name was Matilde, right?
01:14:28Of course, like her mother.
01:14:29Ah, yes, of course.
01:14:32What if I had been a boy?
01:14:34What would you have called him?
01:14:37Do you really want to know?
01:14:38Yeah.
01:14:40I would have called him fair.
01:14:41Like you.
01:14:42Me, like me.
01:14:43What nonsense are you talking about, man?
01:14:44Why like me?
01:14:45Because thanks to you he came into the world.
01:14:47It'll be thanks to his damn father.
01:14:49You already know who your father is.
01:14:51Ah, yes.
01:14:52I do know.
01:14:53But others don't.
01:14:56I don't care what people say.
01:14:57You won't care, but I do, damn it.
01:14:59And the one who should be here now is his father.
01:15:03Who?
01:15:04Your father?
01:15:04Yes, his father.
01:15:06Carlos doesn't love me.
01:15:07Don't change the subject.
01:15:10He needs to say it clearly.
01:15:12Who is Carlos?
01:15:14But what do you mean, who is Carlos?
01:15:15The son of the former doctor here.
01:15:17You know that perfectly well.
01:15:18But what does that have to do with anything?
01:15:20What does Carlos have to do with that girl?
01:15:23Nothing.
01:15:24He's confusing me again.
01:15:26What do you mean, nothing?
01:15:27Nothing.
01:15:27I don't want it to have anything to do with her.
01:15:29But, whether you like it or not, what is Carlos to the girl?
01:15:33Carlos, the girl?
01:15:34Yes, Carlos, about the girl, I'm going to drown you.
01:15:37Well...
01:15:37His father.
01:15:40He already said it.
01:15:41Congratulations, Justo.
01:15:43Thank you, Mr. Oisco.
01:15:44Your innocence has been proven.
01:15:46But where do all these gentlemen come from?
01:15:47We come from there.
01:15:48You've had a lucky escape, son.
01:15:50Father, this has been a setup.
01:15:52Saint Menotti already said it.
01:15:53The end justifies the means.
01:15:54That's awful.
01:15:55Carlos is coming.
01:15:56Which Carlos?
01:15:57The one with the very long hair?
01:15:59Who's it going to be?
01:16:00Go on, go in there with these gentlemen and don't say a word.
01:16:03But it's necessary, absolutely.
01:16:05Yes, Your Eminence.
01:16:06I have to finish the job.
01:16:07Come on, let's go.
01:16:08The truth is, there must be something to it.
01:16:09Everyone run.
01:16:09Hey, grandpa, you're more fun than staying home watching TV.
01:16:12At least they don't talk about politics.
01:16:15Don't be in such a hurry, grandpa.
01:16:16Hey, hey.
01:16:18Come in, Carlos.
01:16:19There you have Don Justo.
01:16:20Did you call me, Don Justo?
01:16:22Yeah.
01:16:23Leave us alone, Amalia, please.
01:16:25I wanted to talk to you about Matilde.
01:16:26I've already told him I don't know where he is.
01:16:29I do.
01:16:29And I've spoken to her.
01:16:31She's getting married.
01:16:32Matilde is getting married?
01:16:33No, yes, yes.
01:16:34With who?
01:16:36With a man who is willing to acknowledge your daughter.
01:16:41But why?
01:16:42Because she knows that you don't love her and that you were going to force her to marry you.
01:16:46That's a lie!
01:16:47I love her and I wanted to marry her and I still do.
01:16:50So, what are you waiting for?
01:16:51To be able to tell her.
01:16:53Calm down.
01:16:54You already told him, you silly goose.
01:16:56Carlos!
01:16:57Matilde, where did you come from?
01:16:58Is it true that you want to get married?
01:17:00Right now.
01:17:00But where do all these people come from?
01:17:02This looks like El Corte Inglés during the sales.
01:17:04You had to pay here.
01:17:05Shut up!
01:17:06Okay, enough with hiding.
01:17:09No one can make me go back in there.
01:17:11Don Justo!
01:17:12Don Justo!
01:17:12That?
01:17:13The sacristan is coming with a shotgun!
01:17:15Oh, God!
01:17:15Yeah!
01:17:16Well, that one is really wild, isn't it?
01:17:17Children and cardinals first.
01:17:19Thank you, son, thank you.
01:17:20And let's not forget the bishops, eh?
01:17:21Careful, I'll be left with my ass exposed.
01:17:23Where is?
01:17:24You are the wolf, who knows nothing at all.
01:17:25No, but I know that priest is a child kidnapper, like Herod.
01:17:29Herod didn't kidnap them, he had them killed.
01:17:31Well, that's what I'm going to do to you, kill you, kill you.
01:17:34But why?
01:17:35For chorizo, chorizo of creatures.
01:17:38Man, I'm sleeping so peacefully, and when I get up to change my grandson's diaper,
01:17:42You dragged him away from me, you devil priest.
01:17:44Come on, give me my child!
01:17:45I don't have it, and neither do you.
01:17:48Of course I don't have it, because you stole it from me!
01:17:50You took it from me!
01:17:51Look, look where I'm going to shoot him, man.
01:17:55Yes, I should have killed him a long time ago!
01:17:57Come on, pray! Pray what you know!
01:17:59I know a lot about praying.
01:18:01Seriously, if he starts praying, we'll be eating all the grapes right here.
01:18:03Well, don't say much prayer because I'm going to passport him.
01:18:06He shouldn't, because nobody has taken his grandson away from him.
01:18:09Because you don't have a grandson, what you have is a granddaughter.
01:18:12What, my grandson is a granddaughter?
01:18:14Come on, man, I've changed her diaper several times and what was hanging there?
01:18:17A strawberry lollipop?
01:18:19The thing is, that child I brought isn't his grandson.
01:18:21What her daughter has had is a girl, and her name is Matilde.
01:18:25Like my daughter?
01:18:25Yeah?
01:18:26Yes, Agapito. She's a girl. I know her.
01:18:29Come on, what do you know, man?
01:18:31But damn it, how come you didn't tell me before?
01:18:33I almost killed a shitty priest.
01:18:35Hey!
01:18:36No, forgive me, Father.
01:18:37If the shotgun is unloaded.
01:18:38If I keep it as decoration, it's worthless.
01:18:42Wow!
01:18:42Go on, you little shit!
01:18:44But what happened?
01:18:45He gave the stick to a brick, and the brick gave it to His Excellency.
01:18:49La, la, yes, yes, la, yes, yes.
01:18:50Her Excellency is devastated.
01:18:51But where do all these people come from? From football!
01:18:54Dad?
01:18:54But, daughter, where did you come from?
01:18:56Dad, this is your granddaughter.
01:18:57My granddaughter?
01:18:59And was he in there?
01:19:00Look, he could have hit her with the brick.
01:19:04Oh no, she's turned out to be a weeping woman!
01:19:06We'll make use of the diapers.
01:19:07But what are you looking at?
01:19:11Ma'am, something has been left behind.
01:19:15Yeah.
01:19:25Thank you.
01:19:26What you said has made me change my mind.
01:19:29He will live with me, he is my son.
01:19:32And if we are going to suffer hardships, we will suffer them together.
01:19:34And if we're going to be happy, we'll be happy together too.
01:19:49Hush, hush, hush.
01:19:51Who guided that man's steps to his mountain parish?
01:19:54carrying my son in my arms?
01:19:56I know very well who did it.
01:19:58And you too.
01:20:00Hush, hush, hush.
01:20:02Thank you, Father.
01:20:04Nobody understands women.
01:20:11They're crazy.
01:20:12You said it, man.
01:20:13You can say that again, they're all crazy.
01:20:15Well, all that is very good.
01:20:16But you're getting married tomorrow.
01:20:18Just a moment, just a moment, just a moment.
01:20:19The cases...
01:20:21I...
01:20:22I...
01:20:23Well, we'll have to start the ceremony at 7 in the morning.
01:20:26Because with his gift of gab...
01:20:29With this poor parish priest, the wedding is going to last 6 hours.
01:20:32No, sir.
01:20:34I gave him an amulet they have there in Africa to help the messengers,
01:20:37When reporting battles, be eloquent.
01:20:40Well, dear brothers and sisters, we have gathered here to unite in holy matrimony these two parishioners who love each other and wish to be happy for life, together and forever.
01:20:52Amen.
01:20:53Amen.
01:20:54No, it's ready.
01:20:56That's why I feel so satisfied, so happy, so, so, so, so...
01:21:04The three of them.
01:21:05And?
01:21:06No, I have to give the baby her bottle at three o'clock, you understand.
01:21:09That's why I say I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so...
01:21:14Do you know what's wrong with Your Excellency?
01:21:16It has a connection to the drums of war.
01:21:18That's why it's been so, so...
01:21:20I'm going to give him another amulet, the one that makes him speak his mind, let's see if I have it here.
01:21:24Oh, this one is very pretty.
01:21:27No, don't shake that one, it's the one for earthquakes, don't even think about it.
01:21:29Does he avoid them?
01:21:30No, he provokes them.
01:21:31Come on, he's going to provoke us!
01:21:36Subsidy, subsidy first.
01:21:38But they're such fools, they've sat on the broken bench.
01:21:41Let's see, let's see, subservience.
01:21:42See me!
01:21:43Go to hell!
01:21:44Go to the amulet!
01:21:45Saint Esperito, Saint Esperito, save the little cardinal!
01:21:50Go to the amulet!
01:22:20Go to the amulet!
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