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00:00Here, found some rhino poop.
00:21Ah, it's all right.
00:22That's great.
00:23This is real health and rhinos that can't be far.
00:27I've kicked off a rhino.
00:30All right, here it is.
00:32Look at him, he's a beard.
00:34I think I've got him.
00:35Whoa, whoa.
00:39All ticked out at the mother gator.
00:41I think we've ticked him off a bit too much this time.
00:44Can you believe it?
01:01Can you believe what's going on here?
01:04This is speck, absolutely spectacular.
01:08Hi, I'm Monty Wyle.
01:10Welcome once again to another episode of Wiles Animals.
01:15This week, we've brought the Wiles Animals cameras to the wilds of Maltaka in search of the legendary and mythological beast, the drachna.
01:27Ah, but what we found is war, danger.
01:35Two tribes that hate each other, but work to live together.
01:42Whoa, amazing.
01:43There, there.
01:47See that woman there?
01:49That's Carly.
01:52She's more than just a friend of the tribe.
01:56She's the one who broke at the peace between the Cambias and the Magala.
02:02Whoa, there's a brave woman.
02:04If ever I saw one, let's take a closer look.
02:09Sorry, mate.
02:11Can't get much closer.
02:13This is their territory.
02:15Cut.
02:16How was that?
02:18Wonderful.
02:18Oh, great.
02:19Well, I didn't step out of frame or anything, did I?
02:21No.
02:22No, I mean, because I really wanted them to see this.
02:24Okay.
02:25Because this really is amazing.
02:30It's a joyous occasion.
02:33Yes.
02:34Seven years of peace between the tribes, thanks to the drachna.
02:39You should tell your friend that he's too close to the spears.
02:43They are sharp.
02:44This is a symbol of his manhood, so I'm actually handling his manhood here.
02:49My friend?
02:50Yes, this man with the camera.
02:53He told me, Carter did, that he was an old friend of yours,
02:57and that it was your wish that he was allowed to watch our sermon.
03:00Oh, golly, nothing like world coverage to ensure a piece, right?
03:06You told them I wish this?
03:08Are you kidding?
03:09Of course not.
03:13Well, I mean, yeah, I told them that once you saw the benefits of Monty Wilde being here
03:16personally, that...
03:17You said he was an old friend of mine.
03:20Oh, that part.
03:22Yeah.
03:27Look how sharp that is.
03:29Do you remember when you first met me, you ask if I shrunk it?
03:34Yeah?
03:37I'm learning.
03:39Great.
03:40Got it, got it, got it!
03:42You think she'd let me interview her for my show?
03:44Uh, probably not.
03:46She's very busy.
03:48You know, the ceremony and all.
03:50So, are we going to get to see this Bigfoot or what?
03:53The drachna, and I never promised we'd see it.
03:57This whole festival celebrates an encounter between the drachna and these two tribes.
04:02I had a war years ago that spilled over into the Lemistas, a dark, mysterious part of unexplored
04:11Africa.
04:12The drachna attacked both tribes.
04:14Finally, Kali, the mystical, magical shamaness, brokered a peace treaty between the two tribes,
04:20and to this day, neither tribe is allowed to set foot in the Lemistas.
04:25However, you can enter the Lemistas courtesy of Cutter Unlimited.
04:29Personal tours are our special.
04:30Yeah, yeah, that's great.
04:31Yeah, thanks.
04:31Come.
04:32The drachna, is it myth?
04:42Is it legend?
04:44Or is it real?
04:45Like Bigfoot, Sasquatch, or the Loch Ness Monster?
04:50If it does exist...
04:53Look!
04:54Oh, oh, oh!
04:55We've got a bar!
04:56The drachna!
04:57Let's go, Felix!
04:58Oh, oh!
04:59Oh, oh!
05:00Oh, yeah!
05:00Oh, yeah!
05:01Oh, yeah!
05:01There!
05:02There!
05:03There!
05:03Can you see it?
05:04Right there!
05:05Up there!
05:06Did you get it?
05:07The drachna!
05:08It exists!
05:09Oh!
05:10Oh!
05:11Oh!
05:12She's gone!
05:13Oh!
05:14It exists!
05:23She's gone!
05:24Holy smokes!
05:26The legendary drachna!
05:30What is she not doing here?
05:32Don't look at me. I didn't put her up to it.
05:34I couldn't put her up to it. She only does that when there's trouble.
05:37Then I think you should go find out.
05:40Yeah.
05:40Yeah, I guess it's going to end up involving me anyway, won't it?
05:44Where are you?
05:54Hey!
05:55It's me!
06:02Wow.
06:07Okay, what the heck was that all about?
06:09I mean, not that I'm complaining, but, uh, what's going on with you?
06:14I mean, you changed your get-up.
06:21What the heck?
06:29What is it?
06:30Where is it from?
06:32That's what we're gonna find out.
06:37Cut.
06:38No!
06:47No!
06:50Get down!
06:52Are you telling the heck?
06:53I'm just talking to them now.
06:55I'm so sorry about through the and it all gotabi for it.
06:58You can figure out what's going on with me.
07:00I'll try my best.
07:02No!
07:02I'm sorry.
07:03I pray, I'm sorry.
07:04I need you all to get you that eight people's THIS happen.
08:05We were soft until...
08:07Here.
08:09That's the only shot there is.
08:11Why didn't you focus, you dingbat?
08:13Oh, come on.
08:14You said you wanted the soft focus.
08:16You know, for all those dancers, action and mood and all that stuff.
08:19I told you, we shouldn't mess with the automatic focus.
08:23Yeah.
08:25Looks just like I expected it to look.
08:28Really?
08:29Oh, yeah.
08:30I've studied drawings of the drachna.
08:32Seen the poster.
08:34I've seen the famous Donnelly photo of 1996, the first known image of her.
08:38I've read the tales of those who've seen it.
08:42It's obviously not just a tall story.
08:46No, it's not.
08:48K749, an outside line, please.
08:50What do you plan on doing with that?
08:52Are you kidding me?
08:54A scoop like this, the whole world will see it.
08:57Number?
08:57Yeah, United States, 323-555-1773.
09:01One moment, please.
09:02It's got to be an evolutionary aberration.
09:04I could have discovered the missing link.
09:09You know what this will mean?
09:11A 25 share at least.
09:13Yeah.
09:13Put me through to Mr. Donald's office, please.
09:15I'll connect you.
09:16A 25 share?
09:18Hi, Mr. Don.
09:19It's me, Monty.
09:21Monty Wild.
09:25You got any idea what time it is here, Wild?
09:27Yeah, it's time to celebrate.
09:29Three o'clock in the friggin' morning.
09:31Yeah, I know, but I knew you wouldn't be done working yet, Mr. Don.
09:34You're a workaholic.
09:35That's one of the reasons why I respect you.
09:37And this is what you called to tell me?
09:38You'll never guess what I just saw.
09:41Look, Wild, I don't want to play 20 questions, all right?
09:43Now, if you don't have something for me, I'm going to hang up.
09:45The Diracna.
09:46I saw it.
09:47Better yet, I got it on tape.
09:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:51This is the season opener we've been looking for.
09:53This is what I've been looking for for three years.
09:56Don't play games with me, Monty.
09:58All right, now, this better be on the level.
09:59Oh, it is, sir.
10:01It is, sir.
10:01I wouldn't call you at this time in the morning if it wasn't.
10:04Do you have any idea how much money I've lost already because of you?
10:08Oh, I think so, sir.
10:09Let me tell you something, Monty.
10:10I am not in show business because of the show.
10:13Do you understand?
10:14See, I use your show to balance out other deals.
10:20Now, this cable network of yours, they wanted that Fox show,
10:24when animals piss off other animals.
10:29I don't know what, but I talked them into you.
10:32So what happens?
10:33Pissed off animals go through the roof and you go in the tank.
10:36Oh, I promise you, sir, this is the deal you've been waiting for.
10:41Good.
10:41That's what I wanted to hear.
10:43Now, look, I'm going to have to hang up.
10:45I got an appointment with my accountant.
10:47We're going to discuss some missing money, all right?
10:51Right.
10:52I'll do it.
10:53I'll do it.
10:55How stupid could he be?
10:58I'm using his show to run millions of dollars through Colombian drug dealers,
11:01and he's talking to me about TV ratings.
11:05I don't trust this guy.
11:07I do not trust this guy.
11:08I'm going to have to go over there.
11:09What the hell's the name of that hellhole?
11:11Multi-caca.
11:12I said that.
11:15Yeah.
11:28Now, um, what was it we were talking about?
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:33We were discussing your accounting problem.
11:38So, what'd he say?
11:40Oh, he's thrilled.
11:41And very supportive.
11:43Okay.
11:44Let's find the director.
11:46Right.
11:47Hey.
11:48Hi.
11:49Is that Cutter?
11:53Holy smokes.
11:55Hit the camera.
11:59Cutter, Cutter, you're here.
12:00Let's go.
12:03Yeah.
12:03Yeah.
12:10What happened?
12:12It was she...
12:14No, Durachna.
12:15She...
12:15She did a number on me.
12:18She did this?
12:20Yeah.
12:21Did you hear that?
12:25Blimey.
12:25An actual attack by the creature.
12:29Unbelievable.
12:31We can have to be really careful.
12:33Knock it off.
12:33Knock it off.
12:33Knock it off.
12:41Hey, hey.
12:42Knock it off.
12:43Come on.
12:50Gorillas don't like unannounced guests.
12:53Neither do I.
12:54Oh, yeah.
12:57Well, I don't like surprises, either.
12:59I don't like getting sucker punched when I'm just trying to find out what's wrong.
13:02Nothing is wrong.
13:03Oh, then why did you show up as the Durachna and then punch me out?
13:07Cutter, I have no idea what you're talking about.
13:13Are you ill?
13:15Oh, no, no, no.
13:16It's not gonna work this time.
13:17I get angry and you, you walk around naked.
13:20No, this time, I'm still angry.
13:25And frustrated.
13:36You're not making any sense.
13:38At all.
13:40You showed up at the festival today dressed as Durachna.
13:45So why did you clobber me when I tried to find out why?
13:47Cutter, I have been here all morning.
13:50Oh, right, right.
13:51And the Durachna was who?
13:55And the Durachna was who?
14:00Aren't you calling fake Durachna?
14:02Fake Durachna, you there?
14:05Hello?
14:05Yeah.
14:06That was perfect.
14:08That was great.
14:09Great.
14:10Now it'll be 15 grand and my ticket back home.
14:13No, no, no, no.
14:13We're not done yet.
14:14You paid me to play Halloween at a party, right?
14:17I did my part.
14:19Listen, you told me you'd had a lot of rough experiences, right?
14:22That, I mean, you do a lot of things for money.
14:25You want me to off someone?
14:27No, of course not.
14:29You ain't got the money for that, Bubba.
14:31Anyway, the only reason I'm doing this is because I've got some spare time between gigs.
14:35What I was thinking is this.
14:38There's this shaman woman, right, who's real important to the tribes.
14:43Now, what if...
14:45What if she was kidnapped by the Durachna?
14:50Kidnapped, huh?
14:52Well, you know what?
14:54Ain't done one of those in a while.
14:56Returned?
14:57Oh, yeah.
14:58Dead?
14:59Go.
15:00No, no, no.
15:01Then the Durachna would need 25 grand.
15:03Done.
15:07I'll be in touch.
15:21I didn't get as clear a look as Cutter did.
15:25If I had, I would have known.
15:26Well, I gotta tell you, I got a great big old close-up, and for the most part, it was a spitting image.
15:31You mean Cobra.
15:32Dangerous, like a spitting Cobra?
15:34It is dangerous.
15:36The tribe is already speculating on what its return means.
15:39Remember, they haven't seen the Durachna since their war.
15:42Well, maybe that's why it's here.
15:44Someone wants to start the war again.
15:46Well, let us hope not.
15:48The Lamistas are like a buffer zone.
15:50The two tribes have agreed not to enter the Lamistas.
15:52If an armed group goes in, their war will flare anew.
15:56You said you saw a man with a camera.
15:59What about him?
15:59Monty Wilde, an agitator?
16:01Are you kidding?
16:02No, the guy's famous.
16:04He's...
16:04He's got a TV show, fan clubs.
16:08He's probably all photographing some man-eating giraffe right now.
16:11Cutter, there's no such thing.
16:13Yes, but he doesn't know that.
16:19We should go on high air, yeah.
16:20No, no.
16:25Come on.
16:29All right, all right, here we go.
16:31Here we go, right.
16:34Hi, Mr. Don.
16:35Mr. Don.
16:44What a pleasant surprise.
16:45I didn't expect to see you so soon.
16:47I barely had time to come and meet you.
16:50I came to protect my investment.
16:53Yeah, no worries.
16:54No worries at all.
16:56It's always great to see you.
16:58Enjoy your trip.
16:58And that, while the only reason I'm here, is because I don't trust you.
17:07I can understand that, sir.
17:08No, I really don't think you understand.
17:11Put down the bag.
17:12Huh?
17:13Put it down.
17:14I don't want to have your attention.
17:21Yeah.
17:22See, the reason I came is I didn't want to go cryptic over the phone.
17:26Your show is a front.
17:28What?
17:29The network pushes millions of dollars through the pipeline for your show.
17:32A certain amount of that money goes to Columbia,
17:36where certain people finance certain ventures.
17:40Ventures?
17:48Drugs, you moron.
17:50Occasional civil war.
17:53But these people want to keep that money flowing, and so do I.
17:58But why are you telling me all this?
18:00Because if I didn't, I would be killing you.
18:03You see, now you understand what's at stake.
18:05And if you really found what you say you found,
18:08your show is going to be a hit.
18:11I can pump even more money through Columbia.
18:16Is any of this coming clear to you?
18:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:19Yeah, good, good.
18:21Now we can take a look at that thing you found, huh?
18:23So you actually got it on tape?
18:25Oh, better, better.
18:26I can show you the beast in action.
18:28Well, come on.
18:29Come on.
18:29Come on.
18:29Come on.
18:29Come on.
18:30Come on.
18:30Come on.
18:30Come on.
18:30Come on.
18:31Come on.
18:32Come on.
18:32Come on.
18:33Come on.
18:34Come on.
18:35Come on.
18:35Come on.
18:36Come on.
18:37Come on.
18:37Come on.
18:37Come on.
18:38Come on.
19:08Come on.
19:08Come on.
19:09Come on.
19:09Come on.
19:09Come on.
19:22Come on.
19:22Take it, sir?
19:24I'm certain of it.
19:25Easy.
19:45Let's turn him over.
19:49He might have some broken ribs.
19:51We need to get him to some help.
19:53Quick.
19:53He's a man of medicine near the village.
19:55You and you.
19:56Go find something to help carry.
19:58Now.
19:59So what do you think?
19:59Well, she attacks and runs away.
20:02That means something.
20:03We surprised her.
20:05No.
20:06She knew we were coming.
20:08She used us as a diversion.
20:14A village.
20:18Get ready.
20:18I know you are there.
20:38You are not the Darachna.
20:45Who are you and what can you want from these people?
20:48No.
20:51No.
20:56No.
20:59No.
21:03No.
21:03No.
21:12No.
21:13Holy smokes.
21:14Here it is.
21:15Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Don, here it is.
21:18Felix, what are you doing?
21:20Get the bloody camera!
21:27Felix, come on, move it.
21:29I don't have a tape.
21:30Hey, you dingback.
21:32Move it.
21:38Come on.
21:45Get in and focus, eh?
21:46Get in and focus.
22:09No!
22:15Yeah!
22:20No!
22:27Let's go, guys.
22:34Is she okay?
22:36Just a few scrapes and prizes.
22:38Let's get her in the hut.
22:40Be careful.
22:46You okay?
22:49Pretty beaten.
22:51She's good, whoever she is.
22:53But she's gonna pay for this.
22:55This has gone on far too long.
22:57The Darachna has become evil.
23:00There are those who have said this all along.
23:04And this...
23:06This attack on my warrior, and on Caliph,
23:09it only means that the Darachna has become our enemy.
23:15We will hunt it down, and kill it.
23:18No, you can't.
23:20That would mean war with the Magala.
23:22That is their choice.
23:24For all we know, the Darachna is Magala.
23:28Come!
23:29Come!
23:47Wait, wait. War?
23:49Did he say war?
23:51Did you say war?
23:52Yes.
23:53And a bloody one, if we can stop it.
23:55Who is this bride?
23:57I...
23:58I really don't know.
23:59Who are you?
24:00My name is Sheena.
24:02And I live here.
24:03And I'm not gonna let this war happen.
24:06War?
24:08I didn't want a war.
24:10Yes, you do.
24:11What are you nuts?
24:13Wars get much higher ratings than monsters.
24:16The higher the ratings, the more...
24:19You got it?
24:21No, no.
24:22Put the camera down.
24:24I'm an animal expert.
24:26Not a... not a war chorus.
24:30Good.
24:32Good.
24:33That's good.
24:35Good, good.
24:37I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
24:39Now that woman, she knows what she's talking about.
24:41Now she's trying to stop a war,
24:43and you're gonna be there when she does.
24:46Or doesn't.
24:47We get the monster, we get the war.
24:50Two for the price of one.
24:52You understand?
24:54Yeah.
24:55That's it, yeah.
24:57Now quit your yapping and get to work.
25:01Yeah.
25:02Well, they say that thing was cold.
25:05I got it.
25:07It's a rock, man.
25:09Wait right here.
25:11The rock, man.
25:13Wait right here.
25:33It's a rock on the left of that!
25:35Hey, hey, hey.
25:36I am!
25:47Bettina!
25:48Bettina!
25:50Give me one day.
25:52Just give me one day to find this creature.
25:54I swear you're hovering with that gear for justice.
25:57No, Sheena.
25:58The Arachna cannot be captured.
26:00It is a creature with far greater strength and cunning than any warrior,
26:04including you.
26:05You're risking war.
26:07I am protecting my people!
26:10Bettina, then protect them.
26:14Don't risk their lives.
26:16My way is the only way.
26:20Aren't you gonna do something, man?
26:22Say something?
26:27So, it looks like there will be war.
26:31The Arachna has attacked several people and seriously hurt.
26:34At least one of them.
26:38Cod.
26:43Come on!
26:45Show me you're that big, bad monster everybody says you are.
26:50Ah, the hell with it.
27:11Hey, dude, I gotta say, you know, Don's got a good point.
27:28This is primo stuff.
27:30You got it made, and you're just wasting it, you know?
27:32It's gotta stop.
27:35I'll have to find her.
27:37Her?
27:38Who her?
27:38The blonde chick?
27:40Huh?
27:41No.
27:42Just...
27:43No.
27:45Look, can't you change a magazine or something?
27:47Man, it's a tape camera.
27:49It doesn't have a...
27:50Change the bloody tape, then.
27:52Okay?
27:54Just leave me the hell alone.
27:58Go!
27:59All right!
27:59All right!
27:59I think we need to talk.
28:28Oh, crikey.
28:40So you and Felix staged this whole thing?
28:42Felix?
28:43No.
28:44No, he's just my cameraman.
28:46He wouldn't do something like this.
28:48I mean, I didn't mean any harm.
28:50You know what I mean?
28:51So you paid someone to be the Darachna?
28:54Yeah.
28:58Yeah.
28:58Who?
28:59I don't know.
29:01I'm not very good at hiring people to do this sort of thing.
29:04She was some bird at Mr. Don's parties.
29:08Mr. Don?
29:09Mr. Don Donalds.
29:10He's my producer.
29:11No wonder you met this girl at one of Mr. Don's parties.
29:14A mobster's party.
29:15This guy's a legend.
29:16The feds have been after him for years.
29:18Your feds?
29:19Yeah.
29:20They need him to confess, right?
29:23Yeah, but he's been real good at not letting any of this stuff slip.
29:27Last thing you need to do is let Mr. Don Donalds know you've been pulling one over on him.
29:31All right?
29:31Believe me, it will be the last thing you do.
29:33So this woman pretending to be the Darachna, what do you know about her?
29:39Who is she?
29:40Her name's Camille.
29:41At least that's the only name she gave me.
29:44She's a kickboxer, martial artist.
29:48I don't know.
29:48She was a little vague.
29:49I've got the impression she's done a lot of illegal things in the past.
29:54Yeah, she's a pro.
29:56But I only hired her to make some appearances.
30:00What harm could it do?
30:01Well, how was I to know things would get out of hand?
30:06It makes good DV, doesn't it?
30:09Let me kill him right now.
30:10No.
30:12Let me take him out.
30:13Mr. Don, what happened?
30:16What do you think happened?
30:17I got trounced by that Darach thing.
30:20It's a good thing Mule here came looking for me.
30:22He scared her off.
30:23I'm sorry about that, Mr. Don.
30:24There's something that I should have told you, that...
30:27That you shouldn't go wandering in the jungle alone.
30:31Yeah, that, that, yeah.
30:33You saw her?
30:35Where?
30:36What am I, Rand McNally?
30:37How the hell do I know where?
30:38Out there, near that stream.
30:41You know, I did hear a waterfall.
30:43In Gorongoro River.
30:45Yeah, I was just like that.
30:46The Cambians are tracking her.
30:48If they cross the river, they'll be in the Lamistas.
30:50The Mangala will take that as an act of war.
30:55Qatar, take everyone.
30:56Take them back to your place in town.
31:00Where are you going?
31:02I'm gonna stop a war.
31:08Let's go.
31:20Go, go, go, go, go.
31:50Go, go, go, go, go.
32:20Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
32:26Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
32:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
32:41I don't believe this, Monty.
32:42After all we've been through together, I'm out of here.
32:45But you can't leave me.
32:46Just watch me.
32:47Why?
32:48Why?
32:49Why?
32:50Because you lied to me, Monty.
32:52You used me.
32:53I've traveled half the world with you.
32:56And I've been through a lot.
32:57But you've gone way too far.
32:59Your little practical joke has gotten completely out of hand.
33:03What about the equipment?
33:06It's all you care about, isn't it?
33:08Keep it.
33:09It's yours.
33:10You paid for it.
33:11Or somebody did.
33:13But what about the show?
33:16Sayonara.
33:17Dingbat.
33:19He's right.
33:29What am I going to do?
33:31My life.
33:33My dreams.
33:34Everything I stood for.
33:36It's all gone.
33:38You know, it's a little hard listening to your problems
33:40when people out there are going to get hurt.
33:45This is what it's all about.
33:48This is what it's made me.
33:51And it's made most of the world.
33:53Great.
33:54Part philosophy.
33:55Just what we need.
33:57Yeah, I guess you're right.
34:00You ever heard about the monkey on someone's back?
34:03Like a drug?
34:05Well, this is my monkey.
34:07It's every bit as addicting as heroin.
34:12Oh, yeah.
34:15I like that.
34:17Oh, yeah.
34:21This monkey?
34:25This can change things.
34:27It speaks to millions.
34:28It speaks to millions.
34:33Now, what are you thinking?
34:36I want to show exactly what happened here, Cutter.
34:40About me and that thing out there and how I created it.
34:44Now, they demanded it.
34:47It'll be the last episode of Monty's Wild Animals.
34:52Oh, yeah, I'm back.
34:53I really don't think so.
34:57You know, Monty, I got a hand it to you.
34:58It was very clever of you to, uh, hire Camille to play the Duroc now.
35:04Oh, would you think I wouldn't notice?
35:06Come on.
35:07Nobody does those kung fu-y things like she does, right?
35:15What you do, give me an idea.
35:17Oh?
35:18Yeah.
35:19The last episode of Monty Wild.
35:23Tragically killed during a tribal war
35:26while relentlessly pursuing the legendary Darachna.
35:34You tune in, wouldn't you, Monty?
35:51And...
35:52All right, all right, all right.
35:55Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
35:56All right.
35:58Yeah, this is the place.
35:59Put the camera on that rock, check it.
36:03Do it.
36:10What makes you think you're gonna get away with this?
36:12You don't know much about me, do you?
36:14No, but I got a few hours if you want to tell me.
36:16You're a funny guy.
36:18You gotta be on television.
36:19Mr. Don, I think we have a ratings blockbuster here.
36:28Without killing me.
36:30I mean, with all that stuff we have on that tape
36:33and the things I've seen,
36:36why blow it now?
36:38Take your time, why don't you?
36:52So, uh, Donalds, um,
36:55what are you gonna do when the show airs?
36:56I mean, what are you gonna do with, uh, all the money?
36:59Pail some old debts?
37:00Yeah, like Columbia.
37:03I got a million plus running through there.
37:05I'd like to get it back.
37:08Nice place to hide it?
37:10Bet you'd never find it there.
37:11You'd say, look,
37:13the Columbians won't let them touch it
37:14without a State Department warrant,
37:16and you don't get one of those without proof.
37:19Ah, I digress.
37:20We're losing the light.
37:22We have a death scene to shoot.
37:24Well, I'm here.
37:28Who do you want dead first?
37:44Ah!
37:46Ah!
37:51Ah!
37:52Ah!
37:54You wanted a hit?
38:21There's your hit.
38:22Ah!
38:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:24Be careful with that.
38:26Donald's confession's on that tape.
38:29Ray!
38:31Come on.
38:32Come on.
38:35Ah!
38:36Ah!
38:37Ah!
38:37Ah!
38:38Ah!
38:39Ah!
38:40Ah!
38:41Ah!
38:41Ah!
38:42Ah!
38:42Ah!
38:43Ah!
38:44Ah!
38:44Ah!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:49Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:52Ah!
38:53Ah!
39:14Oh!
39:17Ah!
39:17Ah!
39:18Ah!
39:18Ah!
39:19Ah!
39:19I see the real Darachna there she goes
39:49yeah and last but not least hmm well here's the ratings cheers
40:09hey you know I've already had five offers one of them for my capture of
40:14Donald's special they want me to do a series can you believe it they want me
40:18to be the next Geraldo beats this animal crap well that's great you know the
40:23evidence you've got on that tape's enough to put him away for quite some time and
40:27when Camila recovers from that beating she got she's I'll think she is the
40:32Darachna so what do you think about this Monty well I think outsmarted myself I
40:39think all the photographs and the pictures that I got were all of the fake Darachna
40:45the real one's still out there there's only one Darachna quite frankly I don't
40:52think the world needs to know too much more about it at this moment so what's the
40:57next project these TV series you need lots of these what are they called
41:02episodes yeah yeah what what is next oh that's easy a special on how a tribal war
41:12was averted once again very special lady I only brought them to the peace table the
41:21Darachna did the real work both tribes know good or bad the Darachna will not
41:29tolerate their war here here and then I think an episode about a very jaded and
41:39cynical documentary filmmaker you needed a good kick up the bum to remind him of
41:46how ratings should rule anyone's life thank you you're welcome
41:54I thought that would make a great episode six
42:09bonsai babe in the jungle nice try
42:16you
42:35you
42:36you
42:37you
42:41you
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