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00:00You
00:30Let's go.
01:00Mr. Burke, I've been waiting patiently for your return.
01:20Mr. Kumar, I didn't expect to see you here.
01:24And I wasn't expecting ruined merchandise.
01:27Ruined? What do you mean?
01:28As in dead. I want reimbursement for my losses.
01:32Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. I can do that.
01:42Just to show you what an upfront businessman I am,
01:45I'll throw in another shipment for free. How's that?
01:48That won't be necessary since I've changed my supplier.
01:51All right, wait a minute. You're dumping me over one bad transaction?
01:56Consider yourself lucky I haven't asked you to refund the profits I've lost from this one bad transaction.
02:02But then, I doubt your account could handle $800,000.
02:13Yeah.
02:15Well, you may be singing a different tune when your next supplier can't come through for you like I did.
02:20Getting what you want ain't easy.
02:22It's dangerous, too.
02:23Getting what you want.
02:53Oh, my God.
03:23Oh, my God.
03:53Oh, my God.
04:23Oh, my God.
04:53You know, most guys, they want to just get right to the sex.
04:57They don't want to hear about the ear bug or the wildebeest.
04:59Yeah, go figure.
05:02We shared real intimacy last night, Matt.
05:05Hey, what can I say?
05:06My parents raised me right.
05:08They sure did.
05:09You know, I'm not usually prone to girlish behavior, but, uh, I'll cuddle with you any time.
05:18Catch you later.
05:28Yeah.
05:28Want some breakfast cuddles?
05:39Oh, did it ever occur to you that I just don't want to rush into anything?
05:43No.
05:45Oh, I like Tracy.
05:51She's cute and sexy and, I don't know, it's just, um, I'm not, uh, responding to her.
06:00Hey, don't tell me the soldier is gone, eh, War?
06:04The soldier is gone.
06:05What?
06:07Oh, you mean, no, God, no.
06:10Jeez, don't even, I don't even think such a thing, Mendelsohn.
06:14Then if you aren't responding to Tracy, it must be because of Sheena.
06:19Sheena?
06:23What's a Sheena?
06:24Did I ever mention you talk in your sleep?
06:27Actually, you yell in your sleep.
06:29Oh, really?
06:29What do I say?
06:30It's mostly how you say it.
06:34Sheena.
06:37Sheena.
06:38Sheena!
06:40Sheena!
06:42Sheena.
06:44Oh, come on.
06:47You've actually heard me do this?
06:49My Roby has heard you do this.
06:53Oh, man.
06:55She must be one hell of a fox.
06:57No, no, a fox I can handle.
06:59Mendelsohn, where the hell did you put the coffee?
07:03We're out.
07:06Great.
07:11Sheena!
07:12Sheena!
07:12Sheena!
07:14Good morning.
07:23Says who?
07:24I see I caught you at a bad time.
07:26Oh, Callie.
07:27Hi.
07:28Don't mind me.
07:28I just haven't had my caffeine yet.
07:30Oh, then I won't keep you.
07:31I just came by to pick up the literature you ordered for Sheena.
07:35Right.
07:36Although, I'm not sure I'd use the word literature to describe it, uh, basically as a chick book.
07:44It concerns paltry?
07:46No, no.
07:48You know, it's a girl-type book.
07:49Huggy, kissy-type stuff.
07:50A romance novel.
07:52Exactly.
07:53You know, women love this kind of stuff.
07:54The words aren't too big and the plots aren't too complicated.
07:57I'm sure Sheena will appreciate your efforts.
08:00I tell you what, if you don't mind, I'd like to give this to her myself.
08:03Maybe you could tell her I've got a gift for it next time you see her.
08:06Perhaps she could drop by?
08:09Please take no offense, Cutter.
08:10It is not her way to drop by.
08:12Oh.
08:19Okay, Cutter.
08:20Where are...
08:21Goodness, child, what are you doing?
08:27Oh.
08:31Sheena?
08:31Sheena.
08:32Mendelsohn.
08:33Mendelsohn.
08:34Sheena.
08:36Okay, now I get it.
08:39Tell me what you've done with the jerds.
08:42What the hell are jerds?
08:51Oh, you mean coffee.
08:54Sheena, just tell me what you want,
08:56because I swear there's nothing in that crate but coffee.
09:03Oh, I'm guessing that must be the decaf.
09:06These animals are stolen from the jungle.
09:11I found the traps.
09:13I almost caught one of the poachers.
09:15Now, who hired you to do this?
09:17I was hired to deliver coffee.
09:19I don't know anything about these little mice things.
09:22They're mice.
09:23They're jerds.
09:24More importantly, they are jerds from the Lamistas.
09:27Men will kill for these little creatures.
09:30They are worth thousands of dollars each.
09:32Why?
09:34The popular myth is that glanula extract from a la Mr. Jerd
09:37is believed to cure impotency.
09:41Does it work?
09:42I said it was a myth,
09:43but that still doesn't stop the inhumane practice
09:47of draining fluid with a large syringe
09:49from a small animal while it's awake.
09:52Then it's left to die a slow death.
09:54This one's been injured.
09:55There's blood on its back.
09:58Human blood.
10:02Jerd's only defense is to bite.
10:04Whoever handled it was bitten.
10:05I hope they get blood poisoning.
10:14And you're a part of all this.
10:17I am not.
10:19All for the sake of tumescence.
10:21Tumescence?
10:22What is that?
10:23Swahili for the soldier went AWOL?
10:26It's English.
10:28It means...
10:30swelling?
10:32Swelling.
10:33A word commonly used in stupid romance novels.
10:40Sheena, I had nothing to do with the Jerds.
10:44I'm not that kind of person.
10:45I swear.
10:47Then prove it.
10:58You know, you didn't have to come along.
11:00I'm perfectly capable of making this delivery myself.
11:04You only have a few days left to renew your Perfect Ten subscription
11:09or you'll lose it.
11:10What's Perfect Ten?
11:12Never mind.
11:15So, I doubt you've ever been on an airplane before.
11:18There's really nothing to be worried about.
11:20So how does it stay up when the wings don't even move?
11:23Well, it's...
11:24It's the wind fairy.
11:27The wind fairy must know a lot about aerodynamics.
11:29Do you read everything?
11:37Hey, hey, hey, hey.
11:39Hey, oh, oh.
11:43Whoa.
11:50Don't touch anything unless you ask first.
11:53Unless you're purposely trying to kill us.
11:55No, I'm trying to make sure you deliver the shipment.
11:58And why wouldn't I make the delivery?
11:59Because of the obvious risks involved.
12:02Well, so far the only risk is having you on the plane.
12:05When you deliver the coffee cargo and the Jerds aren't in there,
12:08the buyer will go after the supplier.
12:10Yeah?
12:10Okay, so?
12:12But the buyer could also come after you
12:14if he thinks you're involved.
12:16So don't get involved.
12:18Hey, not getting involved is my mantra.
12:21But you know, that might change
12:22if someone sees you sitting in this plane.
12:24They're not expecting anyone but me.
12:25They were very specific about that.
12:28No one will see me.
12:29No one will see me.
12:29No one can ever see me.
12:33No one can ever see me.
12:59Two Somalis.
13:13This will be a piece of...
13:17Dead cake.
13:29Jumbo, got your coffee delivery?
13:33Yeah, if you just sign right here.
13:42So you're a southpaw, huh?
13:44No, it's okay.
13:45It's okay.
13:45I can get the cargo out for you.
13:46It's all part of the five-star service.
13:48It comes with Cutter Unlimited.
13:51I just need to show him
13:52which shipment belongs to you guys.
13:54Is there something about the plane we should know about?
13:59Hey, if you want it, take it.
14:05I've already read the articles.
14:07Stay put.
14:07Stay put.
14:29Sheena.
14:36Sheena.
14:41You know, that was a very close call.
14:43A lot closer than I like my calls to be, quite frankly.
14:46Once the buyer finds out he's only got coffee,
14:49the seller's gonna have to make a move.
14:52That's when I'll get him.
14:53Ah, from Agatha Christie's books.
14:57No, from Common Sense.
14:59Thanks.
14:59Let's go.
15:29What are you doing?
15:32I'm going to follow the jeep.
15:37Would you stop it already?
15:40Don't follow the jeep.
15:42But it'll take us to the buyer.
15:44I don't care about the buyer. I want the seller.
15:48Weren't you listening to me earlier?
15:49You know, being around you is very weird.
15:50One minute you're quoting from bodish rippers, the next you sound like Sonny Crockett.
15:55What's a Sonny Crockett?
15:57Never mind.
16:00So you've actually read some of these romance novels, have you?
16:05A few.
16:06Actually, I use them to practice my reading.
16:11Yeah, right. I'm sure it has nothing to do with all the sex.
16:14No, uh, that part was great.
16:19I didn't like the female characters.
16:22They always ended up in castles owned by strange men.
16:25Never solved things for themselves.
16:27Always waited to get rescued by some man.
16:30Usually his name was...
16:32Lance.
16:33Oh, oh, now, now, now, what are you gonna do?
16:36Wing walk?
16:37I've gotta return something.
16:44Remember, don't follow the jeep.
16:47Oh, man.
17:05Oh, man.
17:05I really wish I could do that.
17:30I really wish I could do that.
17:30I really wish I could do that.
17:48Don't follow the jeep.
18:18Ho, ho, ho. Trying to give me the slip, are you, fellas?
18:22Well, you can run, but you cannot hide.
18:37However, you can shoot.
18:39Where's my shipment?
18:47No shirts again. All that's here is coffee.
18:57This is all there was.
18:59We unloaded the cargo ourselves.
19:02Shut up, or I'll cut your tongue out, too.
19:09It seems all I have to show for my investment will be another dead supplier.
19:14It might not be the supplier this time.
19:16The man who delivered the cargo, Matt Cutter.
19:20He tried to follow us in his plane.
19:29Matt Cutter.
19:31That explains everything.
19:34He'd sell his own liver if he thought he could make a profit off of it.
19:38Anyone brazen enough to steal what is mine
19:40should not be allowed to share this earth with me.
19:56It's no big deal, right?
19:58They're just flesh wounds.
19:59What the hell did you do that for?
20:06That's a flesh wound.
20:08Those are bullet holes.
20:11Just fix the plane, Mendelsohn.
20:14By the way...
20:19...Rashid stopped by looking for you.
20:21He told me they found Burke dead in his own office a few days ago.
20:27Burke.
20:28Man, anyone who ate and drank the way he did doesn't surprise me.
20:32But his heart finally just give out on him?
20:33Yeah, it did.
20:35Right after two bullets went through the back of his neck and out his forehead.
20:39And you might be interested in this.
20:41When they found him, he had coffee grain stuffed down his throat.
20:47He was murdered.
20:47Either that or he was passing himself off as a coffee filter.
20:53Matt!
20:54Hi!
20:55Hi!
20:55Well, I just thought I'd stop by, you know, before I headed out into the field.
21:01Right.
21:02Oh, what happened to your arm?
21:04Oh, it's no big deal.
21:05It's just a flesh wound.
21:08Oh, you should still treat it right away.
21:09A colleague of mine got a tiny scratch and he ended up with a really bad infection.
21:13I might even have a bandage, actually.
21:15I think that's all the time.
21:16Voila!
21:23Here we go.
21:27There.
21:29All better.
21:31So I better get going.
21:33Because I've got to get there before the sun goes down.
21:37I'm setting up my camera at a waterhole to document hierarchy interactions and, uh, never mind.
21:44So, I'll catch ya.
21:47Later.
21:48Yeah.
21:49Yeah, sure.
21:50That's great.
21:53This is great.
21:54You're right.
21:58She ain't new Sheena.
21:59Man, Burke's dead.
22:00I...
22:01I can't believe it.
22:03Life is fleeting.
22:05Hey.
22:05You want a drink?
22:07Come on.
22:07I'll take one.
22:08Hey, you want a drink?
22:29I'll take one.
22:35Well, this is a first.
22:36I mean, you're not going to grab me by the neck and throw me up against a wall?
22:41Are we alone?
22:42Well, yeah.
22:44Except, uh, these little guys and they're here out of their own volition, I swear.
22:56Relax, Cutter. I believe you.
23:00Actually, I think I understand the situation a whole lot better now that I know.
23:06Now that you know.
23:09The Call of the Wild.
23:15Sheena.
23:19Sheena.
23:21No.
23:23No, no, no, no, no.
23:25Now, don't, don't, don't tell me that you've been hearing this too.
23:29What, am I using a bullhorn in my sleep?
23:31Oh, man.
23:33Oh, man.
23:37That's why I'm here.
23:41Why waste all your energy on yelling when all you have to do is whisper?
23:46Come on, Cutter.
23:54Say it.
23:59Say my name.
24:01Sheena.
24:05Again.
24:07Sheena.
24:08There you go.
24:38There you go.
24:39There you go.
24:41There you go.
24:50That was a dream.
24:56This has got to stop.
25:00Oh.
25:02Oh.
25:08Tracy.
25:25That was a pretty wild greeting.
25:29I thought you were someone else.
25:31Someone bad.
25:39I can be bad, if that's what you want.
25:42I can be very, very bad.
25:47Hello.
25:49Hello.
25:53Mmm.
25:55Mmm.
25:58Ah.
26:02Yum.
26:03Ugh.
26:05Oh.
26:06Oh.
26:08Oh.
26:09Oh.
26:11Oh.
26:13Oh.
26:14Oh.
26:20Oh.
26:22What the hell is this?
26:24Oh.
26:27Are you okay?
26:29That's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me.
26:30it's ever happened to me yeah uh hold on let me get you uh get a towel oh my god look at me it
26:37looks like i got in a knife fight yeah you gonna be all right did you uh did you bring any of your
26:44bandages with you oh i think this is gonna take a lot more than than band-aids i gotta i gotta
26:49get back to the weigh station okay um where did that bird come from i think i know and it's got
26:55a lot of explaining to do i just i gotta go okay let me let me let me walk you out in case it's
27:00still outside i am so sorry oh it wasn't your fault i mean i guess our
27:10romantic evening we'll just have to wait
27:15oh what is it with you huh it's not bad enough you gotta invade my dreams you gotta
27:29screw up my my two messes too why are you arguing with that bird you thought that was me
27:39it's not like it's out of the realm of possibilities last time i saw you
27:45you were a bird i was an eagle that's a vulture they're very different i'll remember that
27:52next time i'm on jeopardy i told you not to follow the jeep oh who says i followed the jeep
27:59i saw the bullet holes on the side of the plane even if they were bullet holes how do you know
28:04someone in a jeep put them there huh answer me that mendelson told me is there no one in this
28:11entire jungle on my side
28:13i am tired i'm bleeding i'm hungry i'm frustrated and it is all because of what are you doing
28:26whose blood is on this towel besides yours well you can actually identify my blood from the scent
28:34who's blood tracy's why she's a seller sheena wait
28:47what are you talking about
28:48what are you talking about hey you know that garbage attracts vultures
29:02sheena sheena sheena what do you plan on doing you can't make accusations like this without proof
29:33i have proof
29:38remember the jerd with blood on its fur yeah that scent matched the scent on your towel
29:44oh if i recall you washed the blood off that jerd so well see in order to make this proof work you
29:51got to have and match the blood on the towel with the blood on the jerd and since we don't have the
29:55blood or the jerd in question i can find the jerd sheena i can't go to rashid and tell him to arrest
30:00tracy because some jurid read it on her so to speak this tracy is here studying africa well
30:06actually she's an animal behaviorist doing field work for doctoral thesis which means she's i know
30:10what it means go to tracy and ask her for help with some injured jerds you found when she tries to
30:16take them to take them we'll have our evidence will that work well it beats the word of a jerd good
30:35well i'm doing the best i can yeah uh yeah um i'll have those migration reports for you tomorrow
31:02at the latest okay yeah bye hi am i interrupting uh no no actually i'm really glad you came by um
31:13matt um about that earlier incident uh i think we both can pretend that never happened although i
31:20think that'll probably be pretty hard to do that listen the reason i came by is i really need some
31:27help sure uh yeah anything i can do do you know what jerds are
31:41where's cutter you're gonna kill him or just beat him up we won't kill him but if you don't tell
31:58us where he is we will kill you the animal way station oh you're lying why would i do that
32:11we'll take him with us if cutter's there we'll let him go if not then he'll die
32:28see the reason i don't want to go to the authorities because i get the feeling that
32:46they don't always believe that i tell them the truth if i go reporting these injured jerds yeah they
32:51might think you're the one that injured them exactly so i was hoping that maybe you could come
32:56look at them for me sure yeah uh where are they i found a trap with a few in it a couple of miles from
33:02here okay great so um i'll just get my vest and we'll head out great hey hey wait wait wait wait
33:11oh yeah sorry i thought there was a bug on your forehead i guess you'll want to replace
33:15this bandage though i sort of took it off okay i'll just wait a second fine
33:25so uh how did you find these jerds anyway oh you know the usual way the usual way yeah put an ad in
33:32the personals roguish frontiersman seeks furry companions to share a love of football oh is that
33:40how they got injured you know i told them to wear cups but the little boogers just wouldn't listen
33:49there's mr trono yes i see with cutter told you
34:10another day another disaster
34:25uber
34:26Oh, there you are.
34:38All right, there you go.
34:44Oh, ow, ow.
34:47Well, I guess it's just not your day for handling animals, is it?
34:50Well, they're hurt, so, uh, I better take them back to the weigh station.
34:57Can't you just examine them here?
35:00Oh, well, I don't have any of my equipment with me, you know.
35:04Equipment? What equipment could you possibly need?
35:08A GERD thermometer?
35:11Cutter, you came to me for my help, and this is my field of study,
35:14so, um, why don't you just let me do what I do best, okay?
35:17Yeah, I think I should call Rashid and get him to come out here.
35:21Why do you want to involve the authorities? I thought that's what you're trying to avoid.
35:24Well, it's just I'm trying to keep from moving these things around too much.
35:27I think, uh, riding in a jeep might, oh, freak them out a little too much.
35:34I know for a fact gunfire won't settle them down.
35:37Give me the cage.
35:38You gonna shoot me over a lousy cage?
35:40No, but I'd shoot you over a lousy cage full of gerds.
35:42Obviously, you don't know how much these are worth. Now give me the cage.
35:45Over my dead body.
35:46That's a definite possibility.
35:50Not without these.
35:59So just clear something up for me.
36:01Are you really a Ph.D. candidate in animal behavior?
36:03Yes.
36:04Why the hell are you exploiting these animals?
36:07Are you kidding?
36:09Money.
36:10I've been a student for eight years.
36:12Eight years.
36:14Even if I do get a degree, what does that mean?
36:18More stinking jungles, more bug bites, more vulture attacks, more one-night stands with jungle gym losers like you.
36:24Hey.
36:25Don't get me wrong.
36:26It's good.
36:29It could have been good.
36:33Doesn't matter.
36:34Don't you see these rats are worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and a few shipments?
36:43And I'm set.
36:44You, of all people.
36:46Don't you think it's worth it, Cutter?
36:47Another day, I might have said yes.
36:52But I made a promise to someone, and I'm going to keep it.
36:56Wow.
36:56I can't believe, uh...
36:58I can't believe I just said that.
36:59Mr. Kumar, I'm really glad you're here.
37:12I have the jerds for you.
37:13Just like I promised.
37:18How many animals are in there?
37:21I can get more.
37:22Don't worry.
37:23Three will do for now.
37:25Now shoot them both.
37:26Oh shit.
37:55Oh shit.
37:55Let's go.
38:25Let's go.
38:55Well, that'd be an owl.
39:07What happened to Tracy?
39:09Did she get away?
39:10It's being handled.
39:11What happened to Tracy?
39:41What happened to Tracy?
40:11What happened to Tracy?
40:41You need something, Cutter?
41:05Well, just thought you'd like to know that Tracy's been sent back to the States.
41:11So the Lamista's jerds can rest easy for now.
41:15Until some other animal is found to be useful for man's obsession with sex.
41:19You're a pretty harsh judge of something that's responsible for all of us being here,
41:23animals included.
41:25So don't knock it until you've tried it.
41:27Until?
41:30I mean, I just assume.
41:36It's none of my business.
41:41Are you?
41:43I mean...
41:45Have you ever...
41:51Would you answer?
41:53In your dreams.
41:55I hear you, pal.
41:57I hear you.
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42:22I hear you.
42:24I can't hear you.
42:54I can't hear you.
43:24I can't hear you.
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