00:00And I don't know where you went last night, but you sure as hell continue.
00:04But all I know is I got your order.
00:07I got your late-night order.
00:09Oh, yeah.
00:09It was delicious.
00:12The person who checked in and said Taco Bell, you're right on the money.
00:16Nailed it!
00:16And that seems to be.
00:18You do have a rotation.
00:20You would generally go Taco Bell.
00:22There's McDonald's.
00:26Whataburger.
00:27Whataburger.
00:28I think there's another one in there.
00:30Jack in the Box.
00:31Jack in the Box, yeah.
00:32Jack in the Box sometimes can stroll through.
00:34Them tacos.
00:35Oh, yeah.
00:38You, I mean, and this is, like, he showed me the screenshot of the order.
00:44Champ Slice, he said tacos.
00:47Shout out to the fine folks at DoorDash.
00:49Like, I know you couldn't put this down.
00:53This is too aggressive at that point in time.
00:56I don't know.
00:57Maybe 2 a.m.
00:57What time would you say this was?
00:59I'm going to see how far back this goes.
01:01Yeah, I think the screenshot might have it.
01:03I can't remember.
01:04But I think it was around 2 a.m.
01:05When I got home from the lovely evening of drinking in Rockets basketball.
01:10So, it probably got to me about 2.30ish, if I had to guess.
01:14Here we go.
01:17Two.
01:18Two soft tacos.
01:20And then this one I can really get behind every time.
01:23I've not had Taco Bell in a while.
01:26One chips and nacho cheese sauce.
01:29That's a good one right there, man.
01:31Comes in nice and puts you stick your nacho cheese in.
01:33Got to have that hot cheese.
01:35And then the only person I know who still does this, but clearly others are still doing it because they
01:39have it on the menu.
01:39You went with the one cinnamon twist.
01:42And so, then this is when the order, to me, kind of gets interesting.
01:48Because I am guessing, Clint, that this is ticketed in the order of what Tyler ordered.
01:56Like, he first got in there and he said, I'm coming right in, pulling in the gate.
02:00I'm getting them two soft tacos.
02:02Then when I get that, then I get the extra sour cream.
02:05Don't leave that out.
02:06Then when I get there, I know I want my side.
02:08My side's going to be them chips and cheese.
02:10I need a dessert.
02:11Bam.
02:12Cinnamon twist.
02:14Naturally, I'm either thinking it's over there or maybe he's going to grab a drink.
02:20No.
02:22Something got Tyler again.
02:24We weren't done.
02:25Because he went back up to the food portion of things and then said, ooh, damn.
02:30Because I could just see him looking at, ooh, damn.
02:33I want to get that beefy five-layer burrito because that came next.
02:38That came after the cinnamon twist.
02:39So, he'd already gone to his dessert and then came back to get a beefy five-layer burrito.
02:45Five layers of deliciousness.
02:47Then he came back at 2 a.m. with his Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
02:51Mmm.
02:52Mmm.
02:53Got to get a Baja Blast with almost any tacos.
02:56How much did that you throw away?
02:58I, like, I don't, there's no way you took all of this down.
03:02The only thing I did not finish in that lovely spread I had from Taco Bell at about 2.30
03:07a.m.
03:07was the cinnamon twists.
03:09I only got through about half of those and then I tossed them.
03:11But I ate all, everything else went down pretty easy, actually.
03:15Must have been hungry.
03:16That was going to be my first question.
03:17Really?
03:18I've seen you eat.
03:19You eat like a bird.
03:20There's no way you knocked it back.
03:21When you're, I haven't seen you, I don't think I've seen you eat when you're drunk.
03:25I don't think it's a big difference.
03:26Like, I don't think, well, I mean, clearly, if he ate every bit of this, clearly it is.
03:29I mean, he wouldn't have made it halfway through that deal if we'd have been sitting at Twin Peaks.
03:32Oh, yeah.
03:32I cruised right through the soft tacos easy.
03:35Got to the beefy five layer right through it, probably six, seven bites, to be honest.
03:39And the nachos and the hot cheese, I mean, I'm always going to finish that.
03:42You put queso or hot cheese in front of me, it's going to go down.
03:45Hey, did you order, and to show's point, did you order and get them cinnamon twists?
03:51And did you see a picture of a beefy five layer?
03:54How did that get going?
03:55Or did he forgot?
03:56Yeah, he must have.
03:56It may have been under my frequently ordered items.
04:00That's always a go-to for me.
04:02What all does a five-layer burrito consist of?
04:05I mean, you've got to be Rooster.
04:06You've got to be Rooster.
04:07Tell me what you're doing.
04:07I like that one, too.
04:09Oh, yeah.
04:09It's delicious, man.
04:11Seasoned beef, first of all, in the beefy five layer.
04:13Some delicious, you know, seasoned beef from the Bell.
04:17They got the hot cheese in that one inside of it.
04:20More hot cheese.
04:20Yes, they got, of course, melted cheese, shredded cheese in there.
04:26They got refried beans.
04:29Wait, no, that's the other one.
04:32That's the quesadilla.
04:33I got confused.
04:34Beef, cheese, sour cream.
04:37That might be it.
04:38Yeah, I've got here.
04:41I've got your seasoned beef, refried beans, reduced.
04:46Oh, there are beans.
04:47Reduced fat sour cream and shredded cheddar cheese with also a layer of warm nacho cheese.
04:55Yes.
04:55And extra sour cream on, too.
04:58That's key.
04:59Try to get an extra.
05:00So you're banging extra sour cream on all of those.
05:03Yep.
05:03Give me the dairy.
05:05Listen, I'm surprised you attacked all.
05:07You were able to get that much down.
05:09I ate it all, man.
05:10You'd have been proud.
05:11Be honest.
05:12Was your bowel movement solid this morning?
05:14No.
05:14Oh, no.
05:15I mean, I think I exercised the demon, but it was not what I would call solid.
05:20I mean, the hungover Taco Bell morning dump?
05:25Didn't feel too bad this morning, actually.
05:28So it was a little foggy brain.
05:29How much did that run you?
05:30About 40?
05:31I think it was like 35 or 36 bucks.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Ridiculous.
05:35I know.
05:36But.
05:37How much of that is delivery fee?
05:39Probably at least.
05:40Oh, that's a good amount of it.
05:41Half?
05:41Yeah.
05:42Probably about half.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Probably.
05:45Oh, man.
05:45But thank God for those angels out there delivering food at 2.30 in the morning because I was
05:49hungry.
05:49Next line, hot through.
05:51Coming through, where was the Mexican pizza with hot sauce?
05:53Oh, boy.
05:54Never been a Mexican pizza guy, to be honest.
05:56Nah, me either.
05:56We know Clint is.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Even though they are significantly downgraded from what they were back in the day.
06:03Oh, that's right.
06:04Like many things.
06:04You were very disappointed with that, weren't you?
06:06Yeah, I wasn't real happy with the presentation of it, to be honest with you.
06:11But I think it's fell off quite a bit, but it's still tremendous.
06:14I mean, it's still, when you look at Taco Bell, it's still, I mean, good God, it's still
06:18one of the best.
06:19Do they still go nacho cheese, chalupas?
06:22Because that is one that I like to, I'm not sure.
06:25You know, oh, Hank, man, rest in peace, my brother.
06:28I mean, it was the bean burrito.
06:29I mean, it was.
06:30Really?
06:30I mean, fill it up as much as you can.
06:32That used to be my go-to.
06:33Cheese and onions?
06:34Mm-hmm.
06:34Oh, he'd hammer two, three.
06:35Oh, I would know onions, but yeah, that melted cheese and the beans.
06:39My memories of old Shrek.
06:41I mean, my memories of Hank or Field with Taco Bell.
06:44I don't, yeah.
06:45Taco Bell burrito, man.
06:46Had one right on the street on Park Street, man.
06:48I don't like that.
06:49A couple guys get their ass kicked in the parking lot about once a week.
06:53It's great.
06:54Yeah.
06:55Yeah, that's, I'm with you.
06:58You, Taco Bell is probably, like, it's probably not the late night one you want to go to,
07:04because I'm, like, what you said, that'll have your stomach on edge.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Like, generally, that'll have your, that'll have your stomach on edge.
07:12Yeah, do a little flippy floppy.
07:13I once read it's the most unhealthy of the fast food restaurants.
07:17Ooh.
07:18Once read that, that Taco Bell is the most unhealthy of the fast food restaurants.
07:22Yeah.
07:22Yeah.
07:23Yeah, man.
07:24Good for you.
07:24Uh, and then coming in, uh, coming in hot with that Baja Blast, that's a, that's a heck
07:29of a finish.
07:30Go a Mountain Dew.
07:31That's what I'm saying.
07:32I was going to order up some coffee.
07:34Get you a Starbucks two shots.
07:37Two shots on the way to bed.
07:39On the way, hey, hey, hey, at 2 a.m.
07:40On the way to bed.
07:41On the way to bed.
07:412 a.m.
07:42Ask the Uber.
07:42Hey, man, you mind stopping at the Starbucks up here?
07:45Yeah, yeah.
07:46Hold on, man.
07:47Get that, hit that.
07:48Hey, they make the Baja Blast frozen now.
07:51Oh, I get that one sometimes.
07:52Yeah.
07:53It's tasty.
07:54Uh-huh.
07:54Yeah, delicious treat.
07:55Yeah.
07:55It's like an old nightcap espresso martini.
07:57What?
07:58You could go for a latte.
08:02I was so cross-eyed by that point.
08:04That caffeine didn't matter.
08:05Yeah, man.
08:06Stop ordering them cinnamon twists.
08:07I'm surprised they haven't just done.
08:08I got a sweet tooth, man.
08:10Yeah.
08:10Yeah.
08:11Somebody's dumb.
08:12They took the double decker away.
08:13They were just doing too much.
08:15Doing much.
08:16Do they still do breakfast?
08:17I need them.
08:18That was, I felt like that was too much.
08:21I didn't think that was, I didn't think that was working for them.
08:23I've never had the breakfast at the Bell.
08:25It wasn't bad.
08:26There was a Taco Bell right before me on the way to church, and I would, I would frequently
08:31knock that one down on the way to Sunday school.
08:33But, uh...
08:33But...
08:33But, uh...
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