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Black Ops - Season 2 Episode 1
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00:00I don't.
00:21We're in position.
00:23We have eyes on the target.
00:27Okay, we have him on camera three.
00:30Indigo, can you confirm suspect is headed towards the north wing?
00:34Affirmative.
00:35Suspect in sight. Repeat, suspect in sight.
00:38Move towards target. Everyone, stand by to engage on my cue.
00:43Five, four, three.
00:46Hi, guys! It's pizza time!
00:49Eta di pizza!
00:51We've lost sight of the target.
00:52Kate, don't do that. Maria's off Italian.
00:54Ah, forget about it!
00:56Dominique, what are you doing?
00:57I've just got one, do you really want to hurt me?
00:59Oh, yes, please.
01:00One, you can call me halal any takers.
01:02One, smells like green spinach.
01:04Sue, this is a gluten-free basket. Can anyone see me?
01:06It's free.
01:07Yeah, well, I mean, they cost me 85 quid, but...
01:09Well, not with a two-for-one.
01:10Yeah, the point is, I've seen how hard you've all been working,
01:13and I just thought, you deserve the treat.
01:16Can we focus, please?
01:17Is it just at Upstream getting pizzas?
01:19Oh!
01:20I broke my mouth from the cheese.
01:22Does someone have eyes on the target?
01:25Oh, I'm so sorry, ladies and gentlemen.
01:30We seem to have a slight interruption to proceedings here.
01:33It's such a shame, it's not the first time we've seen...
01:36Well, I hope you're proud of yourselves.
01:39That's the European Championships.
01:41Twenty minutes it'll take to clear that lot up.
01:44I'll have to explain this to the Home Secretary.
01:48Ringing me? Already?
01:50Hello.
01:51Yes, sir.
01:53No, no, no.
01:54Let me explain.
02:00Does anyone want garlic dip?
02:03It's herbalicious.
02:04The countdown to carnival has officially begun, and this year promises to be better than ever.
02:17So, what is the work they have installed for Agent Archibald?
02:21There's regular work stuff, Dad.
02:25Yeah, but I'm interested.
02:26I've never known anyone before who works for the Food Standards Agency.
02:31Actually, I think I know someone who works there.
02:34Yeah, I don't know them.
02:35Dom, I haven't told you her name yet.
02:37It's Patricia.
02:38She's in my Zumba class.
02:40Yeah, it's a big place, Julie.
02:43Yeah, there's a lot of foods, because you hadn't noticed.
02:46You know, and a lot of standards.
02:48Mmm.
02:49Like, um, fish.
02:50That's just one off the top of my head.
02:52And chips.
02:53That's a whole other department, so...
02:55Great.
02:57Zumba.
03:01Oh, God, don't make me regret telling you.
03:04Because it's treason, by the way.
03:06You know, if you say anything.
03:08I could have you sent to the tower.
03:11Dom.
03:15Your mum would be so proud of you.
03:21Thanks.
03:23The straight wink, though, I just...
03:25Oh, my God, you ruined it.
03:26No, um, look, I don't think...
03:28It's fine.
03:29Bye.
03:30Dom, I just, I don't think it's you...
03:38Morning.
03:39Okay, so peace has tanked.
03:40So we've got to think of something else.
03:42We'll get these stuffy muppets to lighten you.
03:44I'm going to be stuck in archives forever.
03:45Well, I'm not sure that's why you're in archives.
03:47It's not for lack of ability, is it?
03:49I expose an entire government conspiracy.
03:52Yep, so you keep doing, everyone.
03:53Well, I'm not going to hide my light under a horse, okay?
03:55That's in the Bible.
03:56You should know that.
03:57Morning, Mo.
03:58Are you getting on with Percy Jackson?
03:59Racing through it.
04:00I need to search your bag.
04:01Why?
04:02You searched mine yesterday.
04:03It's supposed to be random searches.
04:04That wouldn't be random, would it?
04:05That would be a pattern.
04:06Okay.
04:07So I need to find another way to dazzle these people.
04:09So ideas, Kate.
04:10Because I can't be both the brains and the beauty in this outfit.
04:12Look, it's early days.
04:13I'm not going to be a pattern.
04:14I'm going to be a pattern.
04:16I'm going to be a pattern.
04:17You're going to be a pattern.
04:18I'm going to be a pattern.
04:19I'm going to be a pattern.
04:20I'm going to be a pattern.
04:21I'm going to be a pattern.
04:22I'm going to be a pattern.
04:23Because I can't be both the brains and the beauty in this outfit.
04:25Look, it's early days.
04:27People are still getting to know you.
04:29It's been nine months, Kate.
04:30They know me.
04:32Oh, okay.
04:33Well, I'm not sure grand gestures is the answer.
04:35Hmm?
04:36I think we should try being a bit nicer to everyone.
04:39Mo, what are you doing?
04:40You trying to fill out my bag?
04:41Do you want me to turn around?
04:42Get you to a room?
04:43Want some candles?
04:44Some Kenny G?
04:45What do you want?
04:46So, what were you saying?
04:47Oh, I was just saying maybe we should try being a bit nicer to everyone.
04:50Noted.
04:53Maybe you should stay out of Fisher's way.
04:56At least until the snooker's over.
04:57Paislet.
04:58You know, Graham, some consider it a common courtesy in the work process.
05:02to wear shoes.
05:03And socks.
05:04What if they want rid of a fungal infection?
05:05What if they want rid of a fungal infection?
05:06What if they want rid of a fungal infection?
05:07What if they want rid of a fungal infection?
05:08What if they want rid of a fungal infection?
05:09What if they want rid of a fungal infection?
05:13What if they want rid of a fungal infection?
05:14What if they want rid of a fungal infection?
05:18What if they want rid of a fungal infection?
05:19What if they want rid of a fungal infection?
05:20What if they want rid of a fungal infection?
05:25What if they want rid of a fungal infection?
05:32Oh, you mother...
05:33Tom?
05:34What's up, Mum, man?
05:35Yeah, how do you do?
05:38Could you listen to this?
05:42I'm sending it to you now.
05:43Yeah.
05:44And tell me what you think he's saying here.
05:48Sure, what is it?
05:49Like a wire tap?
05:50No, no, it's a music video.
05:51Lil shit, man.
05:52Oh, you mother...
05:53Tom?
05:54What's up, Mum, man?
05:55Tom?
05:56Tom?
05:57What's up, Mum, man?
05:58Yeah, how do you do?
05:59Um, could you listen to this?
06:00I'm sending it to you now.
06:01Yeah.
06:02And tell me what you think he's saying here.
06:03Sure, what is it?
06:04Shit and the E5 murderers. They're a UK drill crew. Yeah, cool
06:10Not familiar with their bars, but I had done bunkers by dizzy rascals ring time
06:16Okay, all right
06:18Do you think he's saying cell phone as in American cell phone? Yeah, or
06:23self-owned which according to the urban dictionary means
06:27Unforced error. How are you getting on transcribing those links K?
06:30Slowly, but surely. All right. Well, we will need them by Friday
06:34All right, the minister is expecting. Yeah, Alistair
06:36I've almost found myself wondering how the lyrical content of the UK drill music relates to national security, but
06:43I
06:44Am sure there are better brains than mine on top of that
06:48I mean you don't get to read the whole secretary unless you're the cream of the crop. You know what I mean? You know
06:55Friday, okay
06:57I think we can all agree the sentiment was lovely
07:13But maybe the timing
07:15Dominique I'm rather busy here listening to a conversation in Erdo
07:17Right cool. Yeah, I I could help you know
07:21I used to be a regular at the kebabish in Upton Park got pretty close with the staff there. They called me
07:28Garley pot
07:30Dominique
07:31Right, okay. Just very quickly. Um
07:33I just got my payslip and it's wrong again
07:35Take it up with accounts
07:37Yeah, I actually already have so I was wondering if you could just
07:40I have full confidence in you sorting this out yourself. Was there anything else?
07:46Yes, actually, uh
07:49It's just that um
07:51I've been in archives for six months now
07:53And I just really like to get my teeth into some casework and I know you were out in the field at 27 in Berlin
08:00Which I'd love to pick your brain about by the way, but maybe kirstie didn't tell you about my experience on the field
08:05Oh, she did and you've been very good at reminding us
08:13But you know I can understand why you might feel the need to shout that more loudly than others
08:21Dominique look you need to learn how this place works from the ground off the ground would be a promotion
08:27I am sub-basement you're where I need you to be this place isn't somewhere you want to run before you can walk
08:35This place runs on protocol. It's important you learn that
08:41Thank you mom
08:43Don't treat me like this in a kebabish
08:50I believe that when little shit says call me on my cell phone he's playing on the fact that it sounds like call me on the cell phone
08:58Fuck
08:59These guys
09:01I honestly believe that they're the parts of the street
09:04Yeah, great just another 18 tracks of the stuff to decipher
09:08Same you can't just ask the guy
09:15Okay, I need your help anything. I need you to talk to deborah in accounts anything but that
09:20Oh, come on. She likes you. Yes, and she expresses it in ways that defies scripture. Okay. I have been underpaid again
09:27And I've tried talking to this wench, but she just glares at me like I sucked her mum or son
09:33Please just do this for me
09:35Please
09:37A man on the road to jericho was set upon by these I
09:48Wish I never told you that parable
09:50Thank you
10:00It's coming over
10:02Hi deborah
10:04Hi deborah
10:05Hey, you need to stop coming over or hr. I'll think we're shagging
10:12I've literally never been in here before
10:14No, but you've got your ways of finding me came up behind me in the canteen yesterday
10:20What have I said?
10:22We were queuing up for cheesy chips
10:24What can I do for you?
10:26Bear in mind there's witnesses
10:28I wanted to ask you about a colleague's payslip
10:33Dominique Archibald
10:34She's been underpaid for the third month in a row
10:36She's already been on at us
10:38It'll get done when it gets done
10:40Okay
10:43Hey, you going to after work drinks tonight?
10:45No, I don't drink
10:46Don't come up to me after I've had two Bacardi breezes
10:49I can't guarantee your safety
10:54Well, thank you
10:58Come back soon
11:02He is exactly my type
11:06Well, I tried to insert your request in between Deborah's innuendo
11:09There you go
11:11Come on
11:12By the way, it's after work drinks tonight and I think you should go
11:16Ew! No, no way
11:19No, it's how you turn colleagues into friends
11:23Okay, I'll go if you go
11:25No, Dom, we've spoken about this
11:26I don't attend venues that mix alcohol and unmarried women
11:29Plus, I have something I need to do
11:31Look, just go for one
11:33It'll be fine
11:34And be nice
11:35Like Ellen
11:36I don't have the heart to tell you
11:38I don't have the heart to tell you
11:39What?
11:41What did she do?
11:46Hi
11:47What?
11:47Oh my God
11:51I'm wondering if you could do this
11:53You're just wondering where do they find these people?
12:00Hi guys
12:01I'm just going to go to the bar if anyone wants anything
12:03Yeah, I'll have a double pepperoni stuffed crust
12:07Oh, that's really good
12:12Because of the whole pizza thing
12:14Which you all ate, by the way
12:15You greedy
12:17Buggers
12:19Excuse me
12:20Julian, don't be mean to the diversity hive
12:23Right, what can I get for you?
12:25Can I get a half a cider and some bacon fries?
12:29No, two bacon fries
12:30Please
12:31Thanks
12:32Hello mate, can I get a pint of Guinness please?
12:33Yeah, sure
12:34Lovely
12:42Hey
12:43Hey
12:45You work for the firm too, right?
12:48I mean everyone here does
12:50So many spooks they could do an exorcism
12:53Here you go
12:55Oh, it's just I feel like I've seen you out of the bill
12:57Yeah, I'm going to stop you there mate, okay?
12:58Er, I don't need you to start a conversation
13:00I'm just going to drink this and, er, be on my way, thanks
13:03Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
13:05Me too
13:06I'm just trying to avoid that one, to be honest
13:08So bloody draining
13:11Yep
13:11I'm going to see that off
13:13Get home
13:13And risk it what I can in the evening
13:17Grand designs
13:22Steve
13:25Dom
13:27Nice to meet you Dom
13:27Hey
13:28Nice to meet you
13:40Lil Shit
13:42Yeah
13:42Of Lil Shit and the E5 murderers
13:45Oh
13:45What is this room?
13:47Sorry, my name's Kay
13:48I'm a big fan
13:49I've been trying to decipher some of your bars
13:51Which are excellent, by the way
13:53And I'm having some trouble with a couple of them
13:55You gave me my address, bro
13:56Oh, sorry
13:57No, I should have started
13:58Erm, I recognised your block
14:01From one of your music videos
14:02So I came here
14:03I saw a young lad on a bike
14:05Asked me if he knew where you lived
14:06And it turns out he's your uncle
14:09Sit on, dream, run
14:10So your diss track
14:12Bulls Pond Boys Bleeding Out
14:14Ned Bell
14:15What are you doing with the door open with your asthma?
14:18Uh-uh
14:19Mrs Ajibola
14:20Yes
14:20It's me, Kay from Church
14:22Hey, so nice to see you
14:25Ned Bell
14:26Why'd you leave Kay standing there like that?
14:28Come in, come in
14:29Of course, of course
14:29No problem
14:31You're new, right?
14:32About nine months
14:33Oh, that is new
14:34And you've done 12 years
14:35Yeesh
14:36How you finding it?
14:37Well, I work in the basement
14:39My boss blames me for ruining the snooker
14:42And I haven't had a paycheck
14:43That wasn't short in the last, uh, three months
14:45Oh, shit
14:46Mm-hmm
14:47I had that when I first started
14:48Yeah?
14:49Let me guess
14:49I told you to take it off
14:50The counts
14:51Oh my God, they're such arseholes
14:52They are
14:54So you were in the basement?
14:55Sub-basement
14:56Archives
14:57Oh, you must work with, um
15:00Oh, what's his name?
15:02Graham
15:02He's such a Graham, isn't he?
15:04Very much the details, man
15:07You mean he's a twat?
15:09He is a twat
15:09Yes
15:10Where are you?
15:12Night floor, technical operations
15:14Technical operations?
15:15God, that sounds exciting
15:16And, like, you experience natural light
15:18Yeah
15:19It's all right, actually
15:20Been doing a fair bit of work with the IRA recently
15:22The IRA?
15:23That sounds lovely
15:24Well
15:25I mean, I'm always looking for good people
15:28Really?
15:29Yeah
15:30Look, stick your digits in there
15:31Next time there's an opening, I'll give you a shout
15:33Thanks
15:35Of course
15:36Cheers to that
15:37Cheers
15:38Do you want another one?
15:40Yeah, thanks
15:41Lovely
15:41Who's the woman with the teeth?
15:49It's Michelle
15:50Oh, Michelle
15:51Good
15:51Wait, just use a teepee, babe
15:54No one wants to see that you've had spinach for lunch
15:57How's she been doing that?
15:58I don't get it
16:01Do you want another one?
16:02Oh, yes, I'd love to, but no
16:04I can't
16:05Sorry
16:05I've got a bit of homework to do
16:07Um, Stephen
16:08Is that a classified document outside of the office?
16:11Better not leave it on a tube again
16:12Oh, I've really enjoyed chatting with you tonight
16:16Yeah
16:17Yeah
16:17Maybe see you around the office?
16:19Mm-hmm
16:19Mm
16:21Bye-bye
16:23Bye
16:28So, how was after work drinks?
16:30Yeah, it was good
16:31It was really good, actually
16:32Made a friend
16:34Steve, works on the ninth floor in technical operations
16:36That's great
16:37Yeah
16:38And also, in your face, Kate
16:39You didn't have to be nice
16:41Steve likes me because his words, I tell it like it is
16:47Has anyone ever told you that your height can be oppressive sometimes?
16:52See ya
16:54I'll try to work on that
16:57Oh, Alistair
16:59Hi, I wanted a word with you RE drill lyrics
17:01Oh, yes
17:02Have you done them?
17:03Better
17:03I've taken initiative
17:06Okay, well, I don't like the sound of this
17:07Yeah
17:08So, I, um
17:09I went and spoke to the guy
17:12You what?
17:13Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:13I told him I was a big fan
17:15Had a sit down with him
17:16Turns out, I know his grandma
17:19Anyway, after chatting with him
17:21I can confidently say
17:23He is a nice guy
17:25He's not a threat to national security
17:27These lyrics, it's just kids puffing their chests out
17:32Okay, the papers have whipped people into a panic about these guys
17:35So, the minister just needs to know what they're talking about
17:37So, you need to transcribe the lyrics
17:39By Friday
17:40You, so, this isn't about solving a problem
17:47This is about newspapers and politicians looking like they're doing something
17:50Well, now you're getting it
17:54Yeah
17:57Leave it to it
17:58Oh
18:02Oh
18:06Bald egg
18:07No, thank you, Graham
18:09Not, not now
18:10Not ever
18:10Oh
18:11For a brief period in
18:13What's this?
18:19Huh
18:23So, you're gonna keep sitting there acting coy
18:25Or just admit that you got my bloody back pay sorted
18:31I can either confirm or deny
18:34How?
18:35Like, how did you do it?
18:36I've been trying for weeks
18:38Well, let's just say someone owe me a favor
18:40And this place is funds on folks
18:43Well, I am going to pay you back so handsomely, my friend
18:46You'll be pissing Guinness till Sunday
18:47Oh, that's exciting
18:48It's exciting to look forward to
18:49Cheers
18:49Cheers
18:52There's boiled egg smell everywhere
18:54And I can't, I can't do it
18:56Maybe once a week, but every day
18:58Boiled eggs
18:59Come on, Graeme
19:02If you're looking for something more meaningful to do
19:06There is a file I need to account
19:08Yeah, sure
19:09Floor miners too
19:10They're all day
19:11The thing is, Dom
19:12I need to look at it without anyone knowing that I looked at it
19:15Okay
19:17Why?
19:18Because to get stuff done around here
19:21Sometimes you need to work in the shadows
19:23Well, you know that better than anyone
19:25Well, what's the file?
19:29Security plans for the Notting Hill Carnival
19:31Is something going to happen there?
19:32Well, if I can help it
19:33Shit
19:36Listen, I've read your file
19:38Not even the higher-ups could get the prime martial on
19:40You know the rules aren't always useful
19:43And that is useful
19:47But
19:49If you don't want to do this and I totally get it
19:50And to be honest
19:53If I, I probably wouldn't do it
19:55I mean, you can make a lovely little life for yourself here without rocking the boat
19:59Ask Graeme
20:03Nah
20:05Leave it with me
20:06I got you
20:19You, er, not heading off, Graeme?
20:22Nah
20:23I've got an hour to kill before sceptics in the pub
20:26You wanna
20:28Get like a
20:29Cheeky bevy before the whole
20:32Gang get together
20:33Uh, have a good night
20:41See you all right
20:42Uh, Kate, can I use your computer for a second? I just need to print something
20:54Yeah, okay
20:55Thank you
20:56Thank you
20:56There you go
21:01Uh, it's to do the periods
21:07Yes, yes
21:08Oh, look, is that Deborah over there?
21:13No, no, no
21:13You're
21:25ready yeah okay let's go yeah go let's go home i'll talk we're staring you all right
21:46okay don't you want to go to the loo before we get moving safety we've got a lifesaver
21:58could you hold this one please i can i'd stop calling it that
22:03how long will you work to
22:15nothing and yet i know the second that you door closing all right case bear me the report
22:25all right well come on then mr random check let's get this over with actually you're good okay
22:35of course there you go i've got a flashlight in there if you need it oh there it is
22:41uh mo uh i don't want to be unprofessional but uh do you uh you want to grab a drink with me
22:47sometime what do you mean oh come on you know what i mean hmm i'm married ah but uh it's not saying no
22:55hello is it oh no is it no i mean no no i i i i'm married um sorry about that here we go
23:07well it's too bad all the good ones are taken right okay night have a good evening
23:13what was that give me a bag give me a bag what is it no what are you doing what are you
23:25don sorry i don't let my own strength my gosh
23:30don is that a classified document it's just something steve needs to see you can't take a
23:36classic voice right sometimes to get things done around here you have to work in the shadows that
23:41is honestly something the devil would put in his linkedin nobody even noticed okay tell me you
23:47finished those lyrics oh uh yeah nearly well i told you i need them by tomorrow yes yes uh i'll have
23:57them to you by the end of tomorrow so by tomorrow means by tomorrow it's before tomorrow starts
24:01oh yeah the lingo is it still froze me it's a rosy uh yeah okay but we have you need to stay back
24:11and work so today is uh the day for me to go home just get started yeah yeah yeah
24:18steve what's in the ninth floor in technical operations
24:34where are technical operations based we're technical operations
25:04oh yeah
25:12what you've been smoking k and can i have some
25:18um and that is actually a conversation i've been meaning to have who's your guy and can you hook
25:23a brother up um i was um um make a phone call calling him right now don't call a drug dealer here
25:34okay i don't want it i don't want it it's a terrible idea pick up the phone
25:41no
25:42oh
25:52top top uh where do people go for after work drinks well some of the younger guys have kind of formed
25:58this like splinter group and there's this really cool speaking where do most people go
26:04uh it's bud in the hand thank you
26:14no i'm sorry
26:17okay i am mid p you're lucky i do kegels what is it what you said steve worked on the night floor
26:37there is no night floor no he he sorted my baselift how did you know it was him he read my classified
26:44file he knew about the bright marsh gang oh did he know or did you maybe let it slip
26:51i did go undercover with the bright marsh gang in fact i discovered a whole government conspiracy you
26:57know what i mean oh shit oh my god did you give him the file no i haven't given him the file oh
27:05bastard okay i'm i'm gonna go out there i'm gonna keep him talking you just get here as quickly as
27:10you can okay okay i'm on my way agent david cornwell internal affairs i swear to god i was not working
27:28with the guy he he told me he was oh believe me we will go through all that first thing in the morning
27:33give me the file dong okay i'm just gonna reach into the bag don't get any funny ideas i know you
27:39guys alike hold on right so i haven't actually washed my hands yet but it's fine if you just
27:46hold it on the other side is there a world in which we don't need to let fisher knows she already
27:55knows shit great okay you never take a file out right lesson learned how did you know that i
28:07we're in my five right yeah it's reassuring i suppose bye oh god oh my god okay i'm in deep
28:21shit there was an asian here from my five internal affairs they know everything fish knows everything
28:25first thing tomorrow my ass is on the barbecue oh there he is there's the agent well there's steve
28:31he's nabbing him steve looks like he's going pretty quietly yeah he's got a gun cake okay they just
28:35fist bumped each other no he is steve is pushing him out of the way with his fists he just gave steve the
28:40the document
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