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00:00Heads down, and relax your face a little.
00:11Her pendant looks expensive.
00:13Oh, you know, you can touch it if you'd like.
00:25Oh, careful!
00:26This is Alpha Gold, Beta Gold, and Theta Gold.
00:29If you put them together, they will open a portal to the past.
00:32Don't be silly.
00:34Watch too much Interstellar.
00:50Gee, what a poor man.
00:53All alone in the street.
00:55Gods, look at that chiseled jaw and those sculpted abs.
01:00Oh my God, you look so huge down here.
01:02Let's take off these weird black robes and take a look.
01:06Come to Mama.
01:07Mama will give you a real nice massage.
01:09Come on, let's use a massage for Mama.
01:11Somebody? Help?
01:12Help?
01:13That's enough.
01:18That's enough.
01:21General Antonia.
01:22The General is a woman.
01:24Oh dear God.
01:25The portal sent me back to an ancient kingdom ruled by women.
01:28How dare you molest a man in front of Cesario's residence.
01:31Leave.
01:32Before you cut your ugly heads off.
01:37He looks gorgeous.
01:38No wonder those predators were all worked up.
01:41General, this man's clothes are so weird.
01:44He must be a spy.
01:46Take him inside.
01:47Prepare the rack.
01:48We'll talk.
01:49He feels the pain.
02:02What are you doing?
02:04This is against the law.
02:06Roman law protects only women, not men.
02:11So tell me you sneaky little shit.
02:13Which country are you spying for?
02:15Egypt?
02:16Persia?
02:17What?
02:18No, I'm a moderner.
02:19A law abiding US citizen.
02:22US?
02:24Never heard of that country.
02:25Must be very small.
02:27Regardless, you are a spy and therefore must be gutted.
02:31No, wait.
02:33How can a lonely man like me be a spy?
02:36Release me, bro.
02:37Mind you, your gibberish talk won't save you.
02:45You're tough.
02:46But I wonder which is tougher.
02:49Your cock?
02:51Or my dagger?
02:52A good castration will get him talking!
02:54I'm worried to call the shots here, Cassius.
02:56I'm in your place.
02:58Tell me who you are, or I'll put a pair of anguish up your ass.
03:01I told you, I'm a moderner.
03:08A painter?
03:10Yeah.
03:11Yeah, I'm a painter.
03:12Not a spy.
03:14If I offer you a chance to survive, will you take it?
03:18Sure, I'd do anything to get off this rack.
03:20Cesario is looking for artists all around Roma to paint the perfect portrait for her.
03:28If you're up to the task, your chances of survival are high.
03:32Yeah, I'm so gonna pull this off.
03:35Get him some proper clothes.
03:37Send him to Cesario.
03:38Please!
03:39Give me another shot!
03:40I can paint!
03:41What happened to that painter?
03:42His work didn't make the cut, so Cesario had him put to death.
03:59God, but his painting is way above me.
04:02No, I need to escape now.
04:03Oh, now you're scared, fraud.
04:06You're not going anywhere.
04:13Your Majesty, this Jack here claims to be a great painter.
04:18Maybe he can paint the perfect portrait for you.
04:23Very well.
04:26Show Cesario what you've got.
04:28That dude's white and black failed, and I guess I'll do an order painting.
04:33Cesario, my work.
04:36Is complete.
04:43These colors are too strong.
04:45Take this painter away and put him on the Judas Cradle.
04:47Okay, I should brighten up my colors.
05:00Dude, my life depends on it.
05:03Sorry, buddy.
05:04Mine too.
05:06Cesario, my work is done.
05:07Your Majesty, please.
05:08Look into this water.
05:09Since no paint can do justice to your beauty, what you see in this water is your perfect portrait.
05:20You speak the truth about my beauty.
05:21You speak the truth about my beauty.
05:23So your Majesty is satisfied with my painting?
05:26You idiot.
05:27If I wanted to see my face, I would look in a mirror.
05:29Guards, take this painter to the brazen board.
05:31Your Majesty, have mercy.
05:32Well, what are you waiting for?
05:33Paint.
05:34Enough.
05:35Stop torturing me with this mediocre talent.
05:36Take this Jack away and quarter him on a rack.
05:37Steve, Jesus John.
05:38You saved my day.
05:39Cesario, I can use this tool to paint.
05:41If I fail, you can fillet me and I won't utter a word.
05:42Are you out of your mind?
05:43You would stake your life on this slab of brick.
05:44You clueless fool.
05:45Just wait and see.
05:46Cesario, now I shall paint for you.
05:47I'll paint.
05:48I'll paint.
05:49Enough.
05:50Stop torturing me with this mediocre talent.
05:51Take this Jack away and quarter him on a rack.
05:52Steve, Jesus John.
05:53You saved my day.
05:54Cesario, I can use this tool to paint.
05:55If I fail, you can fillet me and I won't utter a word.
06:00Are you out of your mind?
06:03You would stake your life on this slab of brick.
06:06You clueless fool.
06:07Just wait and see.
06:09Cesario, now I shall paint for you.
06:11But before I do, may I ask your question?
06:16Who gives you the right to question Cesario?
06:19Bonding with Cesario will help me with my painting.
06:22Fair enough.
06:24Go ahead.
06:25Cesario, do you expect your portrait to withstand the passing of time?
06:30Sure.
06:32Flowers wither, but it'd be great for my petal-like face to stay.
06:38Perfect.
06:39With a click on this cell phone, I can capture your beauty.
06:43I've had enough of your shenanigans.
06:45It's clearly a brick.
06:47Shut up.
06:48Stop talking.
06:50Just paint.
06:52Here comes the perfect portrait.
06:55Out of battery?
06:57No.
06:58Are you kidding me?
06:59General.
07:00General.
07:01He's playing tricks again.
07:02No.
07:03No.
07:04Up.
07:05Up.
07:06Up.
07:07Hand cranked portable charger.
07:09Another swindler.
07:10Take him away.
07:11I don't want to see him again.
07:12Cesario gave you a chance, but you let it slip through your fingers.
07:16Cesario.
07:17The photo.
07:18The painting is done.
07:23How did you paint so quick?
07:25Cutting edge technology, advanced optics.
07:27You wouldn't understand.
07:29Oh my god.
07:30This is flawless.
07:31I love it.
07:32Now put it on paper.
07:33Cesario, I'm afraid it takes a month for the colors to dry.
07:36Damn it.
07:37Where can I get a color printer?
07:38A month is far too long.
07:39I'll give you three days.
07:40Three days.
07:41Any questions?
07:42No.
07:43No, Cesario.
07:44You have my word.
07:45Gotta stretch it out to survive.
07:46What is your full name?
07:47Jack Dawson.
07:48Jack Dawson.
07:49You look hot.
07:50I don't know.
07:51I'm afraid it takes a month for the colors to dry.
07:54I'm afraid it takes a month for the colors to dry.
07:56Damn it.
07:57Where can I get a color printer?
07:58A month is far too long.
07:59I'll give you three days.
08:00Three days.
08:01Any questions?
08:02No.
08:03No, Cesario.
08:04You have my word.
08:05Gotta stretch it out to survive.
08:06What is your full name?
08:07Jack Dawson.
08:08Jack Dawson.
08:09You look hot.
08:10Are you married?
08:11Still single.
08:12From now on, you'll be my chief painter.
08:13Doing all my portraits.
08:14Make sure Jack is taking good care of you.
08:15Yes, Cesario.
08:16Welcome to your chamber, chief painter Jack Dawson.
08:19Thank you, General Antonia, for saving my life.
08:20You saved yourself with your talent.
08:21But, you know what?
08:22No.
08:23No.
08:24No.
08:25No.
08:26No.
08:27No.
08:28No.
08:29No.
08:30No.
08:31No.
08:32No.
08:33No.
08:34No.
08:35No.
08:36No.
08:37No.
08:38No.
08:39No.
08:40No.
08:41No.
08:42No.
08:43No.
08:44No.
08:45No.
08:46No.
08:47Do you want this?
08:48You saved yourself with your talent.
08:49A kiss?
08:51Just kidding. I want to take advantage of you.
09:01I could do more if you want to.
09:03I'm shameless.
09:05Do you flirt with all of them like this?
09:07Only with you?
09:09Enough.
09:11I'm dressed.
09:17Cesario.
09:18Jack has settled in nicely.
09:20Good.
09:21I'll choose a husband in three days.
09:23What do you think of Jack?
09:25He's hot.
09:26And smart.
09:27And I ran a check.
09:29He is not a spy.
09:31Spies disguised as painters.
09:34What do they take me as, an idiot?
09:36Almighty Cesario, nobody messes with you.
09:40Wait.
09:42Add Jack as a candidate to be my husband.
09:46How am I gonna get the portrait out in three days?
10:00No, I must escape.
10:03We've been looking for you. Have you found the thing?
10:17The thing? Not yet.
10:20Some spies disguised themselves as painters and got killed. We need to be more careful than that.
10:24Sure.
10:25Hold on.
10:26Is it the washware for this mission?
10:27The washware?
10:28I...
10:29I'm new here, so...
10:30He's not with us.
10:31Kill him.
10:32Help!
10:33Help!
10:34Help!
10:35Help!
10:36Help!
10:37Who are you?
10:38Protect the general!
10:39Hold on!
10:40Kill the spies!
10:41Just to make sure you're sick!
10:42What are you doing here?
10:43I...
10:44I was headed to the bathroom and I saw these spies along the way.
10:45Nonsense.
10:46I'm sure you're with these spies!
10:47What's with all this noise?
10:49Are you doing this to stop them from talking?
10:51Certainly not, Cesario.
10:52I was worried they might be harmful...
10:53You should be worried.
10:54And if I see a fly cross the store again, you're doomed.
10:55Yes, Cesario.
10:56What are you doing here?
10:57I...
10:58I was headed to the bathroom and I saw these spies along the way.
10:59Nonsense.
11:00I'm sure you're with these spies!
11:01What's with all this noise?
11:02Are you doing this to stop them from talking?
11:05Certainly not, Cesario.
11:08I was worried they might be harmful.
11:11You should be worried.
11:12And if I see a fly cross the store again, you're doomed.
11:17Yes, Cesario.
11:19The residence isn't safe.
11:26Pulling around will get you into trouble.
11:27Thanks for your concern, General.
11:32Okay, chin up, bend your leg a little, and smile.
11:44Let me have a look.
11:47Wow, you really are good at painting.
11:51It wouldn't be possible without your stunning beauty, Cesario.
11:54Silvertongue, I'm looking forward to my first physical painting tonight.
11:58Of course you are.
12:00Oh my god, I don't want to die tonight.
12:03Somebody help!
12:06It's past noon.
12:08Where are the candidates to be my husband?
12:11I'm not sure, Cesario.
12:15Cesario, there's no need to wait any longer.
12:18Cleopatra?
12:19I'm the only one competing for your hand.
12:21I killed all the other candidates.
12:23How do you know their names?
12:25That list was confidential.
12:26That's not the point.
12:27Marry me and unite our kingdoms.
12:29This will be legend.
12:31If I could switch Cesario to my side, my plan would be nearly accomplished.
12:36You are not the only one.
12:38There's another candidate.
12:39Jack Dawson.
12:40Come up.
12:42Just a maid.
12:54You want me to compete against a maid.
12:56He's got good looks, but I'm the only one who could solve your crisis.
13:00The coast of Gaul is plagued by sea monsters, affecting fishing and angering your subjects.
13:07I'll offer a dowry of one ton of gold and it will end your crisis.
13:11Turns out Cesario is getting married to save her people.
13:14How noble.
13:17General, what is this monster?
13:20It's covered in a red shell and has two giant pincers.
13:26Red body, giant pincers.
13:29Are they talking about lobsters?
13:31They're multiplying like crazy.
13:33Swarming the sea, displacing the fish.
13:35People are getting hungry.
13:37General, I have an idea.
13:39Cesario, marry me.
13:41The people of Gaul will not be so patient.
13:43Cesario, you don't have to marry him.
13:45I can solve this crisis.
13:47Let's hear it.
13:48You're bluffing.
13:49There are countless sea monsters.
13:51How could a maid like you save them away?
13:54It's simple.
13:55You eat them.
13:57The monster eats dirty mud from the sea floor.
14:00It is toxic and can cause diarrhea, even sometimes death.
14:04Even if you could break the shell and feed them to the herd, they would never touch it.
14:09Are you out of your mind?
14:10Jack, stop your nonsense.
14:12Cesario, I'll take Jack away.
14:13Wait.
14:14I won't let you off that easily.
14:16Guard!
14:17Somebody said they could eat sea monsters.
14:22Show me.
14:23Hey, bro.
14:24I knew it was you.
14:25Now eat it or I'll force it down your throat.
14:26Cleopatra, Jack is under my protection.
14:27How dare you bully him?
14:28Cesario really cares about me.
14:29My dear Cesario, you must choose between a dirty maid and thousands of people in Gaul.
14:34Jack, let your actions speak now.
14:35Or even I can't protect you.
14:37Rest assured, Cesario, I will not only eat him, but I will make the whole world love him.
14:40I will turn this monster into a delicacy.
14:41A delicacy.
14:42Ha!
14:43If that happens, I'll bring two tons of gold here to Cesario's residence.
14:45No strings attached.
14:46Deal.
14:47What if you fail?
14:48Then I'll quarter myself on a rack.
14:49Fine.
14:50Let's go.
14:51I'll quarter myself on a rack.
14:53Fine.
14:54Let's see you turn a beast into a delicacy.
14:55Let's see you turn a beast into a delicacy.
14:56Okay.
14:57I'll turn this monster into a delicacy.
14:58Rest assured, Cesario, I will not only eat him, but I will make the whole world love
14:59him.
15:00I will turn this monster into a delicacy.
15:01A delicacy.
15:02Ha!
15:03If that happens, I'll bring two tons of gold here to Cesario's residence.
15:08No strings attached.
15:09Deal.
15:10What if you fail?
15:11Then I'll quarter myself on a rack.
15:14Fine.
15:19Let's see you turn a beast into a delicacy.
15:25General, will you be my helper?
15:27We need to brush the lobsters.
15:32You're in for a treat, Cleopatrion.
15:43This smells delicious.
15:46Dead sea monsters and you call it a delicacy.
15:49We have chili lobster and garlic lobster.
15:52What's the point of it smelling good?
15:54You must eat it.
15:55General, you are a great help.
15:57Why don't you savor the first bite?
16:00General, don't listen to Jack.
16:02He's the one who's supposed to take this risk.
16:07Trust me.
16:08God, it's the explosion of flavors.
16:17I feel like I'm in heaven now.
16:21Try another one.
16:24Jack, let Cesario have a piece.
16:28It's incredible.
16:39Cassius, teach Jackson cooking methods to everyone in Gaul.
16:43Yes, Cesario.
16:44Come on.
16:45Stop pretending.
16:46Oh, I forgot about our guests.
16:48Guards, have Cleopatrion try some.
16:50Cesario, how dare you bully me with this filthy food?
16:54I am a king.
17:05Your majesty, I wasn't loving, was I?
17:07Do you admit defeat and hand over the two tons of gold?
17:13I admit, the sea monster does taste good.
17:16But must you stake your happiness on this maid?
17:18You have no place to doubt my choice, Cleopatrion.
17:21Then I wish you happiness.
17:30What?
17:31Two tons of gold for two plates of lobsters.
17:33Is there a problem?
17:34There's no problem.
17:36You can take more.
17:43Jack, you solved the crisis with ease.
17:46I hereby appoint you as my chief advisor.
17:51Now leave me.
18:03Is there anything else?
18:05I think you just won the competition for your head over Cleopatrion.
18:10Jack, I only let you in because I didn't want to marry Cleopatrion.
18:15Don't take it seriously.
18:17Please God, let me get out of this place.
18:23How are you?
18:25General, it's me.
18:27Jack, what are you doing here?
18:29I...
18:31I was actually headed to your chambers to see you.
18:38Shameless.
18:39Coming to see me at this hour.
18:41If you're not afraid, I'll take advantage of you.
18:43General, I fell in love with you at first sight.
18:47I only concealed my feelings because I thought you were out of my team.
18:51Such a heartfelt confession of love.
18:53I'm sure she'll let me out.
18:55You take me for a fool?
18:57Why are you trying to escape?
18:59Actually, I can't retrieve the portrait.
19:05Are you out of your mind?
19:07You tricked Cesario?
19:09She'll have your head cut off.
19:11That's exactly why I'm trying to escape.
19:15You're right.
19:17If she wants you dead, I won't be able to protect you.
19:22I know I have a place in your heart.
19:24For me.
19:25You will not let that happen.
19:29Jack D'Arcetti!
19:31Jack D'Arcetti!
19:33How dare you seduce General Antonia!
19:37General, why are you always defending him?
19:40Have you fallen under the spell of his handsome face?
19:45It matters not.
19:47I heard that he can't produce the portrait.
19:50I will take him to Cesario at once.
19:52Come with me.
19:59Cesario!
20:01Jack lied to you about being able to produce the portrait.
20:06I found him trying to escape last night.
20:09Is he telling the truth?
20:12Cesario, three days is too short.
20:14Grant me a month and I'll for sure retrieve it for you.
20:18One hair to live for another month.
20:20Better than dying now.
20:24Liar!
20:25You're just trying to buy more time.
20:27I shouldn't have ever trusted you.
20:30Execute him.
20:32I'll be sure to make sure he dies slowly and painfully.
20:37I'll be sure to make sure he dies slowly and painfully.
20:42Cesario, but I helped you with the sea monsters yesterday.
20:46You've lied to me.
20:48No contribution will ever make up for that.
20:51But...
20:52Antonio.
20:54Does it hurt to part with your eye candy?
20:57No, no, no. Cesario, you're right.
20:59He means nothing to me.
21:01Then I'll dispose of this eyesore.
21:05Cesario.
21:06Mr. Octavius, I think chest pains again.
21:07My chest is so painful, Cesario. I feel like I'm dying.
21:17Cesario, your sister has a heart disease.
21:20She'll be in danger if she's not treated immediately.
21:22Cesario, you can't trust this liar. He just lied to your face.
21:26We can't wait any longer.
21:28Don't you lay a finger on Octavia.
21:33There's something wrong with Octavia's heart.
21:35Only High Priest Imhotep can save her in this world.
21:39High Priest Imhotep, please save my sister no matter the cost in gold.
21:43Gold is not important.
21:44I will treat her as long as you marry Cleopatra.
21:51Are you blackmailing me into marrying you?
21:54Julia, it hurts.
21:56Talk to you.
21:57Cesario, your words wound me.
21:59I brought Imhotep to prove my love.
22:02Cesario, I can cure her.
22:03No need to give in to his blackmail.
22:05Cesario, Jack has proven to be untrustworthy.
22:08High Priest Imhotep is our only chance.
22:11Come on, Cleopatra, save my sister.
22:13I'll marry you once she's cured.
22:15Great. High Priest Imhotep, now that me and Cesario are a couple,
22:21you can treat my sister-in-law.
22:22Oh God, Octavia's dead.
22:37You-
22:38What are you doing?
22:39Bastard!
22:40How dare you touch Octavia in such a way?
22:42Stay away from me.
22:43I'm saving her life.
22:44Cesario, let him do it.
22:45I have faith in him.
22:46Cesario, how can you?
22:47Nonsense.
22:48I've never read her kissing as a cure for any patient in any book.
22:49If you can save Octavia like this, I'll eat alive.
22:50Scorpion.
22:51Come on.
22:52Wake up.
22:53My bag.
22:54Give me my bag.
22:57Okay.
22:58Swallow this.
23:00You'll feel good.
23:02No.
23:03You'll be good.
23:04I should've treated all of my patients in her husband's day.
23:05Now, you can put your mom back in the room.
23:06I've never read her kissing as a cure for any patient in any book.
23:07If you could save Octavia like this, I'll eat alive.
23:10Scorpion.
23:11Come on.
23:12Wake up.
23:13My bag.
23:14Give me my bag.
23:16Swallow this.
23:17You'll feel good.
23:18Oh.
23:19Sorry.
23:20Sorry.
23:21How do you feel now, Octavia?
23:28The pain is gone.
23:30How's that possible?
23:31A dead person come back to life?
23:33She's a zombie!
23:35She's a ghost!
23:37Cleopatra, it seems like we weren't meant to be a couple.
23:41You can get lost now.
23:42Julius Cesario, I'm not done with you.
23:45And Jack, you always seem to cross me.
23:48I will cut you to pieces.
23:57Jack, you saved Octavia's life.
24:00I forgive you about the portrait.
24:01Thanks, Cesario.
24:03Julia, he saved my life.
24:05I want to marry him.
24:06Octavia!
24:08Jack is a nobody with no background.
24:11He is not your equal.
24:13It doesn't matter.
24:14If you brought me back to life, I'd marry you too.
24:17But he touched your breasts and kissed your lips.
24:21All the more reason, I must marry him.
24:24Jack, will you marry me?
24:27How can I say yes?
24:28If I were to marry one of you, it'd be your sister, Julia.
24:32She is the Cesario throne.
24:33I'm sorry, Octavia, but with your heart disease, you risk your health getting married.
24:37It is wise of you to admit that you are not a match for Octavia.
24:43Cesario, the herald from the kingdom of Pardia requests an audience with you.
24:47Gee, what does the herald want?
24:50What else?
24:51The Pardian queen sent her here to keep an eye on you.
24:53What's your words?
24:55Herald?
24:56Sounds like the equivalent of a U.S. ambassador.
25:00Summon the Pardian herald.
25:01It's nice to have you in my kingdom, Herald.
25:09What brings you here?
25:10Nothing.
25:12On behalf of the Persian queen, I brought to you a talented man here to serve you as your chief advisor.
25:18Ah, so you have come to send a spy to my residence.
25:22Thank you for the offer, but we are in no need for another advisor.
25:27Don't be too quick to refuse.
25:29Do you know who this young man is?
25:31I am Jomer, a poet.
25:33Jomer, the renowned poet Jomer.
25:36I know you are a fan.
25:37From now on, I will write exclusively for you.
25:40That would be a waste of your talent.
25:42Are you refusing this gift from the Persian queen?
25:44That's not what I meant.
25:45Then appoint Jomer as your chief advisor.
25:48General, what is Cass's concern about?
25:51Jomer is a spy.
25:53If we accept it, we're a disaster.
25:57I oppose this appointment.
25:59You, Jinx!
26:00Are you trying to bring trouble on Cesario?
26:03Leave here!
26:04Who are you here to bark when Cesario is silent?
26:09Quite the sharp talker.
26:11But who are you to oppose this appointment?
26:14Because Jomer is a piece of shit.
26:16Hey, screw you.
26:20My poems are popular throughout the world.
26:23Who the hell are you to question me?
26:24I'm just a maid under Cesario.
26:26But even a maid could beat you to a poem, right?
26:28Oh, really?
26:31Well, let's have a competition.
26:32The loser kneels down and crawls around here like a dog.
26:36Kneel and crawl?
26:37What kind of punishment is that?
26:39I will slit the throat of the loser.
26:41Jack, shut up.
26:44Do you even know what you're talking about?
26:45Trust me, Cesario.
26:47I can handle this.
26:48Cesario, could you please give him a topic for the bit?
26:54Jack, you idiot.
26:55You are so dead.
26:57What topic should I pick, Jack?
26:59I have no idea what type of poems you're good at.
27:01Cesario, if it's too difficult, let me go first.
27:04Each of you should compose a poem on a topic of summer.
27:12Dammit.
27:13Summer is your most favorite.
27:14My cup of tea.
27:16I will blow your mind.
27:17Don't get ahead of yourself.
27:19The time you have is...
27:20I have one.
27:21What?
27:22Thank goodness Professor Simpson made me learn Shakespeare in college.
27:26Shall I liken thee to a radiant war?
27:29Now, with golden rays that light the azure sky, thy beauty, fairest flowers when newly born,
27:37outshines the sky as it begins to fly.
27:40This can't be!
27:43Gods, this poem will go down in history.
27:45This is cheating!
27:48You must have prepared this poem in advance.
27:50Yes.
27:51This is impossible.
27:52No one should write better verses than me.
27:55Shameless.
27:55It's fine, Octavia.
27:58I'm alright with seeing them lose once more.
28:01Jack, are you sure you want to go through with this?
28:03We can stop here.
28:05Trust me, Cesario.
28:07I'm the king of poem.
28:08Ha, cocky.
28:10Harold, flowers are blooming.
28:11Let's write about flowers.
28:12Shouldn't I be the one to get the topic this time?
28:15Didn't you give up your chance?
28:17So it's still my turn.
28:18Just pick a poem.
28:20Joma wrote a poem about flowers last night.
28:22This could change the game.
28:23They obviously came prepared.
28:26Jack, you're in deep trouble.
28:29Don't worry.
28:30I'll give you a head start.
28:31Professor Simpson, thank God that you're a fan of William Wordsworth.
28:34I wander lonely as a cloud that floats on high over veils and hails when all of a sudden
28:44I see a crowd, a host of golden daffodils, besides the lake, beneath the trees, fluttering
28:52and dancing in the breeze.
28:54Oh!
28:55Oh!
28:56Oh!
28:56Oh!
28:56Uh!
28:57Oh!
28:58Oh!
28:59Oh!
29:00Oh!
29:08Oh!
29:09Oh!
29:09Impossible, no one could write such great poems in such a short time.
29:14It's such a masterpiece.
29:17Harold, you've lost again.
29:19It's plagiarism! He must have copied someone else!
29:23Even Jomer himself said no human could compose such poems.
29:27Who could Jack have copied from?
29:29Harold, admit it. You lost.
29:37Get up. Pull yourself together.
29:40Compose some poems!
29:42I can't possibly surpass him.
29:46Then you've lost the bet.
29:47And your punishment is death.
29:51And your punishment is death.
29:58You're really talented, Jack.
30:01And I recommend you for higher positions in Persia in the future.
30:06To Persia?
30:07Is she trying to turn me against Cesario?
30:09Look, Cesario!
30:11Jack is clearly a Persian spy. Let me kill him.
30:15No, Cesario, don't listen to him. I'm only loyal to you.
30:18Kneel.
30:23Now die, you sly piece of shit!
30:26I'm telling you to kneel, Cassius.
30:29Why, Cesario?
30:30I trust Jack.
30:33Hail, Cesario.
30:35Cassius has been sowing discord.
30:38You should cut off his tongue.
30:40Jack, you've helped me defeat another enemy.
30:42I shall remember it.
30:47I shall remember it.
30:55Just wetter, yet another storm.
30:57What a relief.
30:58I'm just here to talk.
31:06You defeated Jonah.
31:10What a surprise.
31:11A piece of cake.
31:13Can I paint a portrait for myself with your brick?
31:17Sure.
31:18We can get a picture together.
31:19You know how to pose.
31:23Why do you want to do it with me?
31:25Just something to remember you by after I time travel back to my world.
31:30Time travel?
31:32Oh, nothing. I just...
31:34One day I might not be here anymore.
31:36Then I can take out the portrait and look at you.
31:40May I help you, Octavia?
31:44No, Jack.
31:45I'm here to thank you.
31:46For saving my kingdom.
31:48Oh, just...
31:49a piece of cake.
31:51Ow!
31:53What's wrong?
31:55I'm having a cake.
31:57I'm having a cake.
31:59I'm having a cake.
32:00I'm having a cake.
32:02I'm having a cake.
32:04I'm having a cake.
32:06I'm having a cake.
32:08I'm having a cake.
32:09Oh.
32:10I'm having chest pains again.
32:12Can you kiss me like last time?
32:23Who is it?
32:24It's me.
32:26Cesario, I'm...
32:27I'm almost asleep.
32:28You can wake up.
32:29We need to talk.
32:31Julia doesn't want me to see you.
32:34Cesario, why are you here?
32:36I can't believe you defeated Jomer.
32:40Yeah, another piece of cake.
32:42It's...
32:43It's getting pretty late.
32:44I think you should go back and get some rest.
32:47Actually, I came here to tell you that you're still a candidate to be my husband.
32:52Jack!
32:53Open the door or I'll break it down!
32:55What do you want?
32:56Go on!
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