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Very Important People 2023 - Season 3 Episode 4 - Tba
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00:00My name is Angela, and this is the best day of my life.
00:03If I look hot, I walk.
00:06I'm losing my mind at night.
00:09I'm going to relax.
00:10Today, we're giving this comedian a total transformation.
00:13I'm anxious.
00:14They have no idea who or what they're about to become.
00:18Once they see themselves in the mirror,
00:20they'll have to make up a character on the spot
00:22and then sit down with me for an improvised interview.
00:26This is Very Important, People.
00:30Oh, that's sick.
00:31Oh, my God.
00:32I'm sorry, yeah.
00:34I need to relax.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Oh, no.
00:39Oh, my God.
00:40I just got so scared.
00:44Oh, my God.
00:45No, this is so scary.
00:49No joke, I could literally have a manic episode right now.
00:53Oh, my God.
00:55I thought I was a pigeon.
00:57Are you...
01:00Oh, that no...
01:09Who is this?
01:12Guys, I'm kind of speechless.
01:14I can't even do bits right now.
01:15You guys need a therapist on set.
01:17Still fits.
01:22Part of me was like, how funny would it be if I was just a barista?
01:25Welcome to Cold Stone.
01:26Can I get you anything?
01:28These are crazy.
01:33Oh, my fucking...
01:35Is that...
01:35That's not my chin.
01:39It goes up.
01:40It's almost a little bit like a televangelist, but I'm not doing that.
01:44Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.
01:49My dentist, I won't tell.
01:56God, this is too much.
01:58I wish for a bigger guest house and a thousand more wishes than for Connie Chung to give me a nickname.
02:15We all have a story to tell.
02:19And sometimes those stories need to be shared with the world.
02:21Good evening.
02:23I'm Vic Michaelis, back with another edition of Very Important People.
02:33In front of the chair.
02:41Hey.
02:43I'm such a fan.
02:44I'm so happy that you're here.
02:45I know who you are.
02:46Can you please introduce yourself?
02:47Boys, can you pick me up and bring me back in again?
02:49No, we don't need to go back.
02:51I gotta do this again.
02:51Don't talk while I'm doing it, okay?
02:53Okay.
02:53So that's sort of a note for me that we have.
02:55Normally, I'm sort of the one that runs the interviews here.
02:57And actually, you know what?
02:58This is a great note from sort of my hero and friend.
03:00And so I'm going to say we all have a story to tell.
03:02And sometimes those stories need to be shared with the world.
03:04Good evening.
03:04I'm Vic Michaelis, back with another edition of Very Important People.
03:15Start, go.
03:16Start spreading the news.
03:19All right.
03:19Wow.
03:20Okay, everyone, round of applause.
03:22Hello, Vegas.
03:23I'm Fanoli.
03:25Any birthdays in the house?
03:26Birthdays in the house.
03:31It was my birthday last week.
03:32What's your name?
03:34Vic.
03:34Fly me to the Vic.
03:36Happy birthday, Vic.
03:39Okay.
03:39That was amazing.
03:40Any marriages in the house?
03:41Well, I'm divorced.
03:42I just got divorced.
03:43Oh, happy day.
03:44Oh, happy day.
03:47Incredible.
03:47Can I just say I am such a...
03:48I'm sorry I have COVID.
03:56Okay.
03:56So maybe everybody just sort of...
03:57Mask up!
04:00Your voice still sounds as incredible as it does on all of your records.
04:03This is nice.
04:03My uncle bought me a record player, and I used to listen to your records nonstop.
04:08Thank you so much for coming on the show tonight.
04:09I can't believe I'm here.
04:11You watch the show.
04:11I heard of it.
04:13Okay.
04:13Well, because we've been trying to track you down for an interview for a couple of years
04:15now.
04:16Sort of since the beginning.
04:17First guest, I said, I want Fanoli on the show.
04:19Look at this.
04:20And they said, no, no, he's busy.
04:22He's not interested.
04:22Any birthdays.
04:23Any birthdays.
04:24Bat Mitzvahs.
04:25Oh, okay.
04:26Yeah?
04:26Well, I'm 31 now, but...
04:28Strangers are 31.
04:31Are lonely people.
04:33They are always on the run.
04:36That was beautiful.
04:37I can't believe I'm here.
04:39I never leave Vegas.
04:40And I'm so grateful you guys had me, because I hear you need a new theme song.
04:44We would love a new theme song, actually.
04:45That would be fantastic if we sort of had the same one for a while.
04:47Because I don't do a lot of personality stuff.
04:49Well, that's surprising for me to hear, because you did have a short-lived talk show.
04:53The network ripped it out of my heart.
04:55And you got a mic here.
04:56It's kind of like a blankie.
04:57Okay.
04:58Well, then you're welcome to keep it.
04:59Okay.
04:59This is what we'll do.
05:00Cut this out.
05:01Fanoli.
05:02Fanoli.
05:03You absolute rapscallion.
05:04Are we catching this?
05:05You are gorgeous.
05:06Really?
05:07I really mean it.
05:08Compared to who?
05:09Uh, I just say that to people.
05:11Oh, okay.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Well, it's just you met so many famous people, you know what I mean?
05:14And famously, you had a falling out with Cher.
05:17I told you not to bring that up on you.
05:19Can we go fucking back?
05:23Go back to-
05:23And not mention that whore's name?
05:27Who?
05:28Cher?
05:29You did it again!
05:30Okay, we're gonna-
05:31I don't want to get those boys to pick me up again!
05:33No, and we don't have to.
05:34Honestly, we're gonna-
05:35Blah, blah, blah.
05:35I just think they don't make stars like you anymore.
05:37I say that all the time.
05:38Comedy record.
05:39Talk show.
05:40Line of shoulder-padded sweaters.
05:43Is there something that you can't do?
05:44I'm not good at sitting down and having a conversation.
05:47Sure.
05:48Feel a little out of my depth here.
05:50I get that, and I'm hearing you, and I'm listening.
05:51But I appreciate it.
05:52I don't meet a lot of people today that still like my stuff.
05:55You're-
05:56I've been told it has to get off of Speedify because it doesn't hold up to the times.
06:01Okay, well, hey, listen.
06:03Your album, Do You Believe in Life After Love? Not That One, changed my life.
06:08When you sang that line, do you know which one I'm talking about? When you sang that line, no, I can't. I can't. Nobody wants to hear that.
06:14Look at this. Come on.
06:16I'm not a singer.
06:17I love it.
06:17It's like an audition. I can't.
06:20Do you believe in life? Not that one.
06:24Like, it changed my life because I was like, can we get my new friend some water? Can we get my new friend some water?
06:29Sparkles on it.
06:30Okay.
06:31Give me back.
06:31Nope.
06:32That was gorgeous. I love listening to the youth sing.
06:35I really appreciate you saying that. You said something about gifting us with a new theme song.
06:39So, yeah, I'm trying to do more. My agent says this. My agent, she's 106.
06:44Your agent is 106?
06:46Yeah, doesn't use emails. Try to have an agent who doesn't use emails.
06:49Try having an agent at all, you know? They can sort of book you on stuff.
06:52Oof. Just interrupts the flow of the interview completely.
06:55Yeah, yeah, my agent.
06:57Almost impossible to pick up and have some good banter here.
06:59Right, right, of course.
07:00Anyway, my agent wants me to start doing more gigs that aren't Vegas-based.
07:05Well, you started off as a road musician, correct?
07:09Oh, yeah. I grew up on the road.
07:10Well, you started in a family band.
07:11The organ flail.
07:12The organ flail. And you seven were thick as thieves. One by one, they mysteriously start go missing.
07:16I miss my brothers and sisters every day.
07:19Yeah, and a lot of people said, what happened to them? Why are you the only one left?
07:24Showbiz! Kick out who doesn't belong!
07:27Okay, so...
07:29I'm so sorry. I can't hold eye contact with you. It's just not good eye contact.
07:32Because I'm so beautiful?
07:33No, I just want to look elsewhere.
07:35And you know what? You're giving such good notes because I feel like sometimes I get so locked into like,
07:38let's do the interview, let's do the interview.
07:40And it's just sort of like, what if we just looked other places, right?
07:43Look at that. I don't think anyone ever told Barbara Walters that she's a performer too.
07:48Do you mean that?
07:49I think you got to perform more. Is that a digital picture frame?
07:52Oh, okay. So, this is sort of my waterfall. This season I said I want a huge water feature.
07:57Say that, perform it. This season I want a big water feature.
08:00This season I want a big water feature.
08:01Yeah, now, but do it in your voice.
08:03Okay.
08:03Do it like you got a hairy cock.
08:05Okay.
08:07This season I want a big water feature.
08:08Now go like this, ready?
08:10This is my floor!
08:11This is my floor.
08:13No, this is your show, right?
08:14This is my show.
08:15You got to go, this is my floor!
08:19This is my floor!
08:20Yeah, now ask me the next question.
08:22Okay, what are your hopes and dreams?
08:24This is what are your hopes and dreams!
08:26What are your hopes and dreams?
08:27Uh, my third wife, Maureen, to call me back.
08:31We have so much in common.
08:32You have a third wife?
08:33Well, I don't have a third wife, but I do have an ex-husband, and he's sort of not answering my calls.
08:36I do have to say, going through my divorce, I spent a lot of time watching that music video that you did in the 80s.
08:4289, the Berlin Wall is coming down, and you sang that song, Build Me Up.
08:46And so I was hoping we could play a snippet of the music video.
08:48Oh, you're cutting the clips that I know I got to do later.
08:51Let's go ahead.
08:52You dirty, dirty person!
09:02Well, what I like about, honestly, this phase for you was the acrobatics that you had going on.
09:08Oh, don't you dare.
09:09One more pin-pap.
09:10I'll give you one more and you're done.
09:11What I love most about this song is when you took a break, you're sort of catching your breath, and you sort of do the alphabet backwards.
09:21The worst thing you could actually do.
09:23Z, A-B-Z, Z-Y, nope, A-B-Z, Z-Y.
09:30So listen, what kind of song do you want?
09:31What's the song of the show now?
09:33I'd love to be a part of, like, the new media.
09:35Like, Gen Z watches this shit, right?
09:37Well, you know, it's a lot of people in their 40s.
09:4040s?
09:40That's a young demographic that I would love to get.
09:42Okay, well, fantastic.
09:43If we can get a PA to fly in Fanoli's piano.
09:47Do you want me to hold that?
09:49No.
09:49No.
09:49I want it right here.
09:50And thank you so much for that.
09:52Could you get something that could be my balls?
09:54I think, honestly, what we're going for is, are you sort of looking for a...
09:58You always have to pose for a picture before you sing.
10:00Okay, well, that's good to know.
10:01I'm dabbling in vocal lessons myself.
10:03Okay.
10:04You are?
10:04So, oh.
10:07Okay, well.
10:08Hey, for camera, how's that look?
10:10I think that's pretty bad for camera.
10:11Let's redo for the pictures, too.
10:13Okay, I see.
10:15Perfect.
10:15Fantastic.
10:16And I think we got that.
10:16Okay, tell me what you want.
10:18What kind of vibe is your show?
10:19You want to be Barbara Walters thing.
10:21No, I'm not want to be.
10:22I am.
10:22I'm sort of...
10:23I'm Vic Mikaelis.
10:24Well, and it's confusing as well.
10:25It's so hard to follow you.
10:27What do you mean?
10:27Like, online?
10:28We're just here.
10:29I talk fast?
10:30No, it's the notes.
10:32There's no melody.
10:33I should be sort of...
10:34The way you're speaking.
10:35What?
10:36What?
10:36What?
10:36What?
10:37What?
10:37What?
10:37What?
10:37Give me that.
10:38What?
10:38What?
10:39You got to move your fucking mouth.
10:40I thought you said I was moving my mouth too fast.
10:42I need to hear you.
10:43This is my fault.
10:45Hey, let's do the theme song.
10:47What do you want in the theme?
10:49Honestly, I'm looking for something that says, like, I'm here for serious journalism.
10:52I'm here for the news.
10:53But I'm...
10:53Are you okay?
10:55Ow!
10:56Hey, okay.
10:57What did it hit?
10:59Okay, here we go.
11:00We're fine.
11:00How about I hold this for you?
11:02Medic!
11:02Here we go.
11:03We're fine.
11:03We don't need a medic.
11:04Ow!
11:05That hit my inner thigh.
11:07Okay.
11:08Ow!
11:08And there we go.
11:09And we're so good after that.
11:13What were you doing down here?
11:14So sort of what I'm working on right now is, like, you sort of got in a situation where
11:17you needed something, and I said, I'm going to be the one to help, and I'm going to
11:19help so hard.
11:21There you go.
11:21I'm hearing your voice do stuff.
11:23Okay.
11:24Look at that.
11:24I'm an excellent learner.
11:25I mean, that's...
11:26Okay.
11:26So for the theme song that we're looking for something that says, I'm a serious journalist,
11:30I have integrity, both in my conviction and also in my ability to tell a story, you know?
11:36We're here to get to the heart of something.
11:38Stop!
11:45We're warming up.
11:46Okay.
11:50I sort of thought you would have done this before.
11:53Ow!
11:53Okay, so, and...
11:55You brought this piano.
11:57Okay, did you bring this, or is this ours?
11:59You're so lucky I did my breathing before this, because I would be so mad.
12:02Are you okay?
12:04Yeah.
12:04Here.
12:04Ah!
12:05Can I get another one of these?
12:07If we can get another one of these.
12:08This one is full still.
12:09Do you not want?
12:10No?
12:10Shh!
12:10I need to open it to feel better.
12:12Of course.
12:12Take it.
12:1586 years old, and you're still out here, and you're making theme songs.
12:19It's really incredible, and I'm sorry that you keep getting injured on our set.
12:22When you brought those six lions on stage during the Super Bowl halftime show in 93, I genuinely
12:28remember thinking, that's what I want to do with my life, except I want to do it in the
12:33sense that I'm interviewing people.
12:34You know what I mean?
12:35I want to feel like there's six lions on stage with me during a Super Bowl halftime show.
12:39That's your impact.
12:40Did my agent tell you to say that?
12:42No.
12:42We tried to get your agent on the phone a lot, and your agent wouldn't call us back.
12:46Those lions changed my life.
12:47And all of the Misha Gotts telling me that that was the downfall of my career, it hurts
12:53me to this day, so thank you for saying that.
12:55Well, I remember reading an interview where you said those lions were like your sons, and
12:58then your sons sort of came out and said that you hadn't spoken to them in eight years.
13:02Because they're friends with that bitch.
13:04Share.
13:06Sorry.
13:07Let's get you a theme song.
13:08And hey, if you need anything for the rest of the day, you let me know.
13:11You call me.
13:13I like to sit in a metronome sometimes.
13:16Process.
13:17I didn't know this was how songwriting works.
13:18Sit in it, right?
13:20What is tempo, eh?
13:21I remember reading an interview where you talked about how moments are-
13:24Enough sparkles will affect the tempo.
13:27Enough sparkles will affect-
13:28Shut the fuck up.
13:30Is this the tempo we're moving?
13:31Is that the tempo?
13:32Is this the tempo my dick feels good in?
13:34Huh?
13:35Is this the tempo?
13:37I'm getting a-
13:38My dick's moving to that.
13:41I can't do this.
13:43No, me either.
13:44No, me either.
13:45Right?
13:45I can't get through one demo.
13:47We gotta be so quiet while the artist is working, please.
13:49There's no accountability here.
13:51No one's calling this person out.
13:52There's no accountability, and it's something we've been working so hard on since I got back
13:55from Hungary.
13:55Though I'm sorry that you had to witness that.
13:57Hungry and good broads there.
13:58Yeah.
13:58Okay.
14:00Sit in it.
14:01Okay.
14:04This doesn't feel like your vibe.
14:05So I want sort of like Nancy Grace, but in a way that is-
14:08And I think we got the picture, so I don't think we need more pictures.
14:13And they got, I think, plenty with your new penis.
14:16Hey, everyone, if we could just calm down.
14:21Turn it off!
14:22I'm gonna get that off.
14:23Give me another one of these.
14:25We can get another, another one of these.
14:29Okay.
14:31Can I tell you something?
14:33I would love to hear anything that you have to say.
14:35I can't do this.
14:36You can't do a theme song?
14:37You can't do the interview?
14:39I'll write your theme song.
14:41But you gotta tell my agent to stop booking me.
14:44Look at me.
14:45Men used to go to war.
14:47Yeah.
14:48Look at me.
14:49Hey, you're doing important things, too.
14:50You wrote that theme song for the Marines.
14:52I thought it was too high-pitched.
14:53No, no, no, no.
14:54Come on, let's play a little clip song.
14:55Fucking damn it.
14:56Jesus Christ.
14:57Thank you, brave people.
15:01Marine, Marine, Marine.
15:07It's a good song.
15:08I looked gorgeous doing it.
15:09Who knew that the army could be so chic?
15:12You look tired.
15:13Me?
15:13And that's why I think I feel safe telling you I'm tired.
15:16Which is sort of like you don't want to perform anymore?
15:19Okay, well, if you don't want to be singing, what do you want to be doing?
15:21I miss naps.
15:22You want to retire.
15:23Here's the thing.
15:24You're teaching me how to be a big dog.
15:26How about I give you the space right now to make a formal retirement announcement?
15:29You mean be a small dog?
15:30What if you were a little lap dog for a little bit?
15:32I can't do that.
15:33Come here, watch.
15:34Not a man with a big old hairy cock.
15:36Come here, watch this.
15:37He can't be a small dog.
15:38Watch this.
15:38Ready?
15:39I swear to God, you gotta blur this.
15:40I don't want this person's feet near me.
15:42Watch this.
15:45Hi, little lap dog.
15:47Hi, buddy.
15:49Hi, pal.
15:51You're such a good little dog.
15:52Do you want an energy drink?
15:54No, I want water.
15:55Yeah, you haven't had water in a long time, huh?
15:58I haven't had anything not caffeine.
16:01Yeah.
16:01What if you didn't have to perform anymore?
16:04Huh?
16:05What would I wear?
16:06Maybe a shirt from a vacation that you got to the Outer Banks?
16:11But I can't go out of town unless I sing.
16:14You can go out of town unless you sing.
16:16You have made, I might imagine, so much money.
16:18Plus that inheritance that you got from when all of your siblings died.
16:24Ignore everybody else here.
16:25What if you just made an announcement and said,
16:27hey, Manoli's taking a little break.
16:30I couldn't.
16:31You can.
16:32Not on camera.
16:33You could.
16:34Will you hold my hand if I do it?
16:36I would love to hold your hand.
16:38What an honor.
16:39What sort of a newsworthy honor.
16:41Go.
16:42That's all.
16:43Do I have to carry you?
16:45Cut out that tear.
16:46I can't blame you.
16:47Okay.
16:48Okay.
16:48Here we go.
16:48Here we go.
16:50Okay.
16:51Okay.
16:52Okay.
16:53Here we go.
16:54Here we go.
16:55Okay.
16:55Here we go.
16:56So you just, so we got a formal announcement.
16:58Maybe we hit that spotlight.
16:59Okay.
17:02Okay.
17:03There it is.
17:04The spotlight.
17:06Oh, wow.
17:08It feels so good.
17:09I don't know.
17:11Vic, I might sing.
17:12I don't know if I'm going to retire or sing.
17:14The spotlight's really feeling good.
17:17Watch this.
17:23Yeah.
17:24And so, and look, nobody died.
17:28Nothing terrible happened.
17:29Nothing fell out of the sky.
17:31You're just Finoli.
17:34Just Finoli.
17:35Yeah.
17:35And what does just Finoli want to say?
17:36Any birthdays in the house?
17:42No, no, no, no.
17:43Any birthdays in the house?
17:44I took my shoes off for this.
17:45We're going to just go ahead and we're going to.
17:47Finoli, I have some rapid fire questions for you if that's okay.
17:50That was fucking awful and vulnerable.
17:54Finoli, do you have any pets?
17:55One chew toy.
17:56That's a pet?
17:57My old dog who died 20 years ago used to still chew it and I keep it.
18:00Well, that's not a pet then.
18:01That's sort of like an item.
18:02It was my pet's pet.
18:03Okay.
18:04I will say okay to that.
18:05Do you have any hidden talents?
18:06Okay, do we have any hidden talents, Finoli?
18:07I can find the clit.
18:09Seeing as you're three wives deep, I don't know how true that is, Finoli.
18:12BOOCH!
18:13Any birthdays?
18:13Okay, no.
18:14Okay, sit, sit.
18:15Any birthdays?
18:15What are you binge watching currently?
18:17Breaking Bad.
18:18Really?
18:19Da-da-da-da!
18:21Okay, are you a good dancer?
18:23Yeah.
18:24Spotlight!
18:25Okay, and so that's amazing.
18:27Name a relationship deal breaker.
18:29When they're rude to waiters.
18:31Really?
18:31Yeah.
18:31You sort of give that energy that maybe you sort of like things in a particular way.
18:35No, I don't like when they're nice to waiters.
18:36Being rude to waiters is a deal breaker.
18:38They must be.
18:38Okay, Finoli, what is something on your bucket list?
18:41Oh, I've never gone wine tasting.
18:43Well, would you like to try wine tasting?
18:44Okay.
18:45Let's bring in some wine for a wine tasting.
18:47Oh, wow.
18:48I just said that out of my ass.
18:51We do a happy hour every Wednesday.
18:53I'm not invited, but I'm working my way up to it.
18:55What do you mean you're working your way up to it?
18:56It's been communicated to me that we need to build trust and sort of the crew likes doing that
19:00all together and they say I sort of killed the vibe.
19:02Okay.
19:02What about a theme song like this?
19:04If you kill the vibe.
19:05No.
19:06What about this?
19:06I think for a theme song that wouldn't, because for the viewer, it loves me.
19:09Sort of the Jaws theme song.
19:15Yeah.
19:15Yeah.
19:16That's a little trick.
19:17Sort of a copyrighted joke.
19:18Ow!
19:19Okay.
19:19Okay, this is a 2025 vintage.
19:22This is so fun.
19:23Okay, thanks.
19:24I looked at myself.
19:25Wow.
19:25You're still healing a little bit on your face, eh?
19:27Mm.
19:28I didn't mean to say anything.
19:29Obviously, you're quite...
19:30You did mean to say anything.
19:31It came out of your mouth.
19:32Well, I wasn't going to say anything.
19:33I'm just saying I can see you got maybe some...
19:36You got some surgery.
19:37Say it with your dick.
19:39You got some surgery?
19:40Say it with your fucking dick.
19:42We're breaking it here.
19:43You got a little bit of face surgery.
19:44I did!
19:46I love my doctor.
19:47Good lay, too.
19:48Cheers.
19:48Okay, well, hey, cheers.
19:50Cheers to that.
19:50They don't make them like they used to.
19:52Okay.
19:53What was your first job?
19:56Disgusting.
19:56Really?
19:57My first job?
19:58Singing in a church choir.
19:59Incredible.
20:00Are you allergic to anything?
20:01I kissed a woman once with that lip injection stuff.
20:04Like a bee-sting lip gloss?
20:05Yeah.
20:06And I got a rash all over.
20:07That is so bad.
20:08Yeah.
20:09Not good wine.
20:10So sorry.
20:10The crew's been drinking that for weeks.
20:12So you're allergic to bees.
20:13So bees.
20:13Buzz, buzz.
20:14That's good to know.
20:15So bees.
20:16Huh?
20:16I don't go this long without singing, so...
20:18Why don't you sing this next, Danster?
20:20What's the best gift you ever received?
20:21When I was a boy, my father gave me a toy.
20:27That toy was a plane.
20:31That plane was plastic.
20:35And I will never forget.
20:39Any birthdays?
20:40Kind of a story song.
20:41Any birthdays?
20:42Okay, so...
20:42And last question, and one that I ask each and every one of my guests.
20:45Any birthdays?
20:45What is the meaning of life?
20:47Whoa.
20:49Um...
20:51I don't know.
20:52What...
20:52What do you think the meaning of life is?
20:55Huh.
20:58You know, I have guests ask me this from time to time.
21:02And...
21:02Especially recently, I've been thinking a lot about it, as I've been doing a lot of introspection.
21:07Just get to it.
21:07Okay.
21:08Money.
21:11Yeah.
21:12Uh-uh.
21:13You know, I think making it, and keeping it, and living with it, and sort of being able to do things because of it.
21:21I'll tell you something about money.
21:23Sure.
21:23As someone who has a lot of it, maybe I've just been divorced five times, and had every hit record,
21:31and been to every major city, and stayed in every presidential suite.
21:36That sounds pretty good.
21:37I wouldn't mind staying in a presidential suite.
21:39I don't think it's money.
21:40Okay.
21:40Well, then what is it?
21:42I don't need money.
21:45I don't even like it.
21:49I just wanna throw it away.
21:54Sing it.
21:55I don't need money.
21:58Money.
21:58I don't even like it.
22:01I just wanna throw it away.
22:05That's it.
22:06There's something there.
22:07Take a little out of the trash.
22:09Here we go.
22:14I don't need money.
22:18I don't even like it.
22:21I just wanna throw it away.
22:24I don't need money.
22:28I don't even like it.
22:31I just wanna throw it away.
22:35Boys!
22:36Come over here!
22:37Okay.
22:37That can't be the theme song, though.
22:38That's gotta be the theme song.
22:40No, I want money.
22:42Okay.
22:42I like it.
22:43I need you boys to hold this.
22:45Oh.
22:45Okay.
22:45Okay.
22:45I don't need money.
22:50I don't even like it.
22:53I just wanna throw it away.
22:57Barbara Walters, get in here.
22:59I don't need money.
23:01I don't even like it.
23:04I just wanna throw it away.
23:09I can't throw it with my big fingers.
23:12Do you need some help?
23:13I got that.
23:14And I can help.
23:15Okay, so we're gonna kick line, okay?
23:17Okay.
23:17Okay, so let's practice this.
23:19Cut all this shit out.
23:20So we're gonna move this way.
23:21Okay.
23:21Okay, you hold on.
23:23Okay.
23:23Ready?
23:24And would it kill you to clap?
23:25We're not allowed to talk to them like that anymore.
23:27Three, four.
23:28I don't need money.
23:30I don't even like it.
23:32This way.
23:33I just wanna throw it away.
23:37I don't need money.
23:39Can we get some lights?
23:39I don't even like it.
23:41I just wanna throw it away.
23:45Come on, Barbara.
23:46Uh, I want, I'll take some money.
23:50You don't even like it.
23:52I might like it a little bit.
23:55Higher on your floor.
23:57Do it with a big dick.
23:59Okay.
23:59I don't need money.
24:01I don't even like it.
24:04I guess I'll just throw it away.
24:07I don't need money.
24:10I don't even like it.
24:12I just wanna throw it away.
24:16I don't need money.
24:19I don't even like it.
24:21I just wanna throw it away.
24:24Come on boys, take me home
24:28I don't need money
24:30I don't even like it
24:33I just want to
24:35I'm Vic Mikaelis reminding you to be true to yourself
24:37Unless you'd rather be somebody else
24:40Good night
24:40We can't use that as a theme song
24:42At all, so that's sort of unusable
24:45We'll scrap it, maybe get a McQualud
24:47And then we'll see if we can come back in an hour or two
24:49I don't need money
24:53I don't even like it
24:56I just want to throw it away
24:59I don't need money
25:02I don't even like it
25:05I just want to throw it away
25:08I don't need money
25:10I don't even like it
25:13I just want to throw it away
25:16Do we have any birthdays in the house?
25:23I don't want to throw it away
25:26I don't want to throw it away
25:27I don't want to throw it away
25:28I don't want to throw it away
25:29I don't want to throw it away
25:30I don't want to throw it away
25:31I don't want to throw it away
25:32I don't want to throw it away
25:33I don't want to throw it away
25:34I don't want to throw it away
25:34I don't want to throw it away
25:35I don't want to throw it away
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