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Good Sports With Kevin Hart And Kenan Thompson - Season 1 Episode 7 - January 20Th, 2026
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00:00The Broncos are heading to the AFC Championship without quarterback Bo Nix because of an injury.
00:14So they're bringing in the backup Jared Stidham. Turns out tonight Kevin Hart is also out because
00:20he got a little cold. So we're bringing in his backup, the homie Kel Mitchell.
00:25Come on. Let's go. Oh, here it goes. Yeah, start the damn show.
00:47Welcome to Good Sports, home of the good sports. Can I host your show, please?
00:52Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, Kel Mitchell is in the building. Thank you very much.
00:58Look at that, man. Thank you for stepping in. I am Kenan Thompson here on Good Sports.
01:03Just like in professional sports, people end up on the injury reserve list.
01:06So unfortunately, Mr. Kevin Hart is under the weather.
01:09Man. Feel better, man. And I'm over the moon because that means that I get to host with my best amigo.
01:16That's amazing. Amazing. Come on.
01:18Come on.
01:19Kel is stepping in. We are very excited about it. Are you ready to do this, Kel?
01:22Uh, absolutely not.
01:23Good.
01:24Let's just get into this week's top stories. This is Out the Gate.
01:29Let's get it Out the Gate.
01:31What a national championship game, by the way. Indiana completed their undefeated season
01:36thanks to incredible heroics like this fourth down run by Indiana quarterback
01:41and Heisman Trophy winner Fernando Mendoza. Look at him.
01:44Gotta get to the eight. See.
01:46He's gonna take it.
01:47Fourth and five, by the way.
01:49He wanted it all. He had the first down. He wanted more.
01:52More.
01:53Oh, my goodness. Crazy.
01:56Look at that.
01:57Aw.
01:58Yeah, your son is unbelievable.
02:00He's unbelievable.
02:01He's unbelievable.
02:02Yeah, that was wild.
02:03That was great.
02:04That was wild.
02:05Yeah, Mendoza ran through more obstacles than Gronk at a spelling bee.
02:09Is that a quarterback sneak? No. A quarterback sneak in Florida is when you shoplift crab legs from Publix.
02:15Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh.
02:17That's what that is.
02:18That's what that is.
02:19That is.
02:20Alright, the Bears came up short against the Rams in overtime, but this pass did not.
02:25Oh, that was such a great play.
02:26Unbelievable.
02:27You know, when the Pope saw that pass, he was like, in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy shit. Did you see that?
02:45Well, if you read the Bible, you know comebacks are part of the story. It's very true. It's in the book of Matthew Stafford.
02:51Nice. Nice. You like that one? You like that?
02:54Congrats to the Rams. Try not to get crucified by the Seahawks on Sunday. Yeah.
02:59You know, as a die-hard Bears fan, okay?
03:01I know. I know that one hurt.
03:02Man, it hurt bad, man. But we have our superstitions. But this lady, she takes the kick.
03:07There are other witches who support the Bears, but I'm the only one that I think has come out and said they're the Bears' witch.
03:14I think I ran up against a Green Bay witch last game and was like, well, no, I've done a spell and you guys are gonna lose.
03:21And I was like, oh, no, that's not gonna work.
03:23Sure.
03:24Wow.
03:25You know?
03:26I don't know.
03:27Sadly, after the game, she was burned at the stake.
03:30Well, see?
03:31She was playing with fire.
03:33Yeah.
03:34Where'd she get that hat at, man?
03:35At the witch store.
03:36Oh, is that what she got it at?
03:38Emerald City lids?
03:39Yeah.
03:40That's what she got it at?
03:41That's what she got it at.
03:42Yeah.
03:43Hey, you know how a Chicago witch gets around Calvin?
03:46I don't know how.
03:47Dumb room.
03:49Come on.
03:50You know, I love a post-game interview.
03:52You get to hear what the winning player was thinking.
03:55Like the kicker who won the game for the Rams.
03:57We talked pre-game and you said, I'm used to these elements.
03:59This is backyard football.
04:01What was it like in that moment?
04:03Uh, I mean, um, shoot, that's why we do it, man.
04:08That's why we do it.
04:09That's Charlie Brown talk.
04:10What happened?
04:11Yeah, he's the Missy Elliott of the Rams.
04:14He flipped it and reversed it.
04:16The Patriots are back.
04:21But wait, we can't just move on.
04:22We can't.
04:23What happened?
04:25Well, see, because he was talking funny.
04:27Right, but why?
04:29Was the audio off or something?
04:31That was his voice.
04:32It was an audio issue.
04:34I thought he talked like that.
04:35I thought it did.
04:37I felt bad after one more time.
04:39I was like, oh, I thought that was from his native land.
04:42What was it like in that moment?
04:44Uh, I mean, my niche is a zombie.
04:46I don't know if I can't believe it.
04:47No.
04:48Hey, yo.
04:49I thought it was a language.
04:50You were rushing or something like that.
04:52I did, too.
04:53I mean, you got smith, smith, smith, smith.
04:56Smith, smith, smith, smith.
04:57Smith, smith, smith.
04:58The Patriots are back.
05:00And they got a booty.
05:01Yeah.
05:02That just won't quit.
05:04Anderson coming off the edge.
05:06May steps into it.
05:07Takes a shot downfield.
05:08Oh!
05:09And caught for the touchdown.
05:12That's a good one-handed one-handed.
05:14In the snap.
05:15Wow!
05:16I haven't seen a one-handed ball grab like that
05:18since Drake leaked the video of himself on the plane.
05:21So I heard.
05:29Next week, the Patriots take on the Broncos.
05:32The last time these two met in the playoffs, it was Tom Brady versus Peyton Manning.
05:36And Bill Belichick's girlfriend had finally slept through the night.
05:42On Sunday, the Bills suffered a heartbreaking overtime loss to the Broncos.
05:46After the game, Josh Allen was in his feelings.
05:49That's always tough to watch.
05:50Dang.
05:51That's extremely difficult.
05:52I feel like I let my teammates down tonight.
05:56That's so tough.
05:57Well, look here, y'all.
05:58Okay.
05:59You might think we're gonna make jokes about that.
06:00Well, we're not.
06:01Okay?
06:02We're not.
06:03Yeah, man.
06:04A man crying is not funny.
06:05No.
06:06I mean, for too long have we demonized emotional expression in men.
06:10No joke from us.
06:11That's right.
06:12Let's check in with what else Josh Allen had to say.
06:13No!
06:14No!
06:15No!
06:16No!
06:17No!
06:18No!
06:19No!
06:20No!
06:21No!
06:22No!
06:23No!
06:24No!
06:25No!
06:26No!
06:27No!
06:28No!
06:29No!
06:30No!
06:31No!
06:32No!
06:33No!
06:34No!
06:35No!
06:36No!
06:38No!
06:40No!
06:43Pain!
06:44That's pain coming forth!
06:46That's pain!
06:47Oh, man!
06:48I'm sorry.
06:49We're sorry.
06:50We're sorry.
06:51Because, yeah, shout out to Josh Allen.
06:52That must have been a very heavy moment.
06:55That's true.
06:56And I know the season is so long.
06:59It's such a tough league.
07:00That's true.
07:01He's had it tough.
07:02That's true.
07:03You know, getting there right to the edge of it every single time and not getting over that hump.
07:07So, send him all the love in the world.
07:09He's got a beautiful wife and family on the way.
07:11Love to you, man.
07:12So, he's got great things to look forward to.
07:14Fortunately, we did have a good laugh at his expense just now.
07:18Aah!
07:21God bless you. God bless you, Josh Allen.
07:22God bless you, man. God bless you, man.
07:24Come on, clap for that. Come on.
07:26That's real. That's real.
07:28Now, the Denver Buffalo game has some controversy
07:32with this play.
07:33They pick it up, and they go deep down the field.
07:36And the pass is caught.
07:38No, it's...
07:40McMillan has the football.
07:43Does he have a case? That's the question, Gene.
07:45No, I don't think he does, Jim.
07:46I just don't think Cooks really has firm possession of the football
07:50when both players hit the ground.
07:52Oh!
07:53Yeah, this is a tough call.
07:54Everybody is split on the decision, but you know what they say.
07:58The ball don't lie.
07:59So, we wanted the truth, and we went straight to the source.
08:01Please welcome the ball from that play.
08:04Yeah.
08:06All right. Hey, what's up? What's up, ball?
08:08How you doing?
08:09Hey, man, I'm doing great, man.
08:11What's y'all want?
08:13What do we want?
08:14Well, what did you think of the play?
08:16Uh, you were there.
08:18Was it a pick or a completion?
08:19Hey, who the fuck are you?
08:21Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
08:23Hey. You don't look like Kevin Hart to me.
08:25Man, trying to get me to talk, man, I'm not about that, man.
08:28I ain't seen nothin', and I ain't hear nothin'.
08:30All right.
08:31What's up, ball?
08:32Ball, he's just fillin' in.
08:33This is Kel Mitchell.
08:35What's up, ball?
08:35This is my good, good brother, my friend.
08:37Yeah.
08:38The whole reason that we invited you here
08:40was to get your take on this play.
08:42Nah, nah, nah.
08:43I want a lawyer, man.
08:44This feel like a set-up.
08:45All right, calm down.
08:46Come on, ball.
08:47Calm down.
08:48I like this.
08:48Ball, ball, no.
08:49This is not a set-up, okay?
08:50You're not in any trouble.
08:52Trust me.
08:52Nah.
08:53Never trust someone who says, trust me.
08:56Y'all know it's real in these fields, man,
08:59and I ain't no stitch, you know?
09:01I talk to you, I might get popped.
09:10Well, hell, it's true.
09:11Stitches do get stitches.
09:13Yeah.
09:14They do.
09:14Okay.
09:15They do, okay.
09:15I like what you did there.
09:16Yeah.
09:16Yeah.
09:17All right, well, if you can't help us,
09:18well, then you're just gonna have to bounce.
09:20Wow, man.
09:22That's really insensitive.
09:23Oh.
09:24I'm a footballer, and you know my bounce is all fucked up.
09:29I can't do anything about it, man.
09:31I'll be flying all over the place.
09:33I'm sorry about that.
09:34All right.
09:35Well, give me $50, and I'll tell you about the play.
09:39No.
09:39Get out of here, you greedy-ass ball.
09:42How about $25?
09:44The ball, everybody.
09:45The ball.
09:46We ain't giving you no money.
09:47Where the fingers come from?
09:48Where your fingers come from?
09:49Now that NIL is legal, Uncle Luke can finally
09:53promote Miami football again.
09:54The fly looks like the two live crew lyrics.
09:57Don't ask me, don't call me, don't text me,
09:59I can't help you.
10:01Yeah, what is that?
10:01Don't ask me, don't call me, don't ask me, don't ask me.
10:04Hey, hey!
10:05Don't ask me, don't ask me.
10:07Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, do-do-down!
10:10Do-do-brown, do-do-brown, do-do-brown!
10:13That's what I'm waiting on.
10:14Yeah, that's the best part.
10:15That's the Uncle Luke I know.
10:16That's the best part.
10:17Yeah, yeah.
10:18Pelican superstar Zion Williamson had a late start
10:21to the season coming off the bench this December,
10:24but he returned back to the starting lineup this week
10:26with a bang!
10:27Yeah, you can see, you're reading.
10:28Now you gotta make the right read here.
10:30Oh, ooh!
10:31Let's go, oh!
10:32Let's go!
10:33Ooh!
10:34That was nice.
10:35The boy got hops.
10:36He got hops, man.
10:37Yes, he does.
10:38I was gonna say Zion's back.
10:39Let's watch another Showstopper.
10:41Look at Trey.
10:42Look at Trey.
10:43Look at Trey.
10:44Here you go.
10:45Can you go, buddy?
10:46Oh!
10:47Oh, now wait a minute.
10:48Who was out there?
10:49Sure.
10:50Yeah, I guess Zion is not back.
10:52Yep.
10:53An NBA coach has to be a lot of things to his players,
10:56a father figure, a teacher, a friend, a mentor,
10:59and most importantly, a mime.
11:01There is a foul called.
11:03Actors lead by 15.
11:05Grady will go to the line.
11:07Grady will go to the line.
11:08Grady will go to the line.
11:09Grady will go to the line.
11:10Grady will go to the line.
11:11That's how I look at my wife when I want to lead the party.
11:13I'm like, baby.
11:14You know?
11:15Mm.
11:16Mm.
11:17Mm.
11:18Mm.
11:19Mm.
11:20Mm.
11:21Mm.
11:22You know what happened?
11:23What?
11:24Ursula took his beautiful voice so he could coach on land.
11:26Yeah, that's what happened.
11:27And that was out the gate!
11:31That was a good one.
11:32We will be right back.
11:34And now it's time for another Who Said It?
11:39Aaron Rodgers or Mr. Rodgers?
11:42You have to wake up every day and look in the mirror.
11:45And you want to be proud of the person who's looking back at you.
11:49The answer is Aaron Rodgers.
11:52Often when you think you're at the end of something,
11:55you're at the beginning of something else.
11:57The answer, Mr. Rodgers.
12:00I believe what I said was I am immunized.
12:04That was Mr. Rodgers.
12:06Mr. Aaron Rodgers.
12:09How did you do?
12:11All right, our next guest is an Emmy Award winning actress,
12:16actor, and host, an author, a singer, a producer,
12:20one of the most charismatic people on earth.
12:23Check out our new show, The Burbs,
12:25coming to Peacock on February 8th.
12:27Please welcome Keke Palmer!
12:29The legend!
12:30The legend!
12:31The legend!
12:33Y'all know I live for being able to be in y'all company.
12:36You guys are just so iconic.
12:37I cannot.
12:38That's insane.
12:39This is a new reunion.
12:40Now the Super Bowl is coming up.
12:42Yes.
12:43What do you got planned?
12:44I'm going to be there.
12:45Yes.
12:46Shout out to my NBCUniversal family.
12:47Shout out The Burbs.
12:48So I'm going to be sitting up in there, you know, celebrating.
12:51Like, you know, I am sad about the bears,
12:52but I'm going to be celebrating whoever.
12:54Yeah.
12:55That's right.
12:56Whoever.
12:57Celebrate whoever.
12:58That'd be a shout. Celebrate whoever.
12:59Food be good.
13:00Ooh.
13:01It's free.
13:02I got to be honest.
13:03Whenever there's a sporting event,
13:04I'm there for the food and the vibes.
13:05Facts.
13:06Yeah.
13:07And when they say, ooh, I just jump in.
13:08I take the social cues.
13:09Ooh.
13:10Ooh.
13:11Ooh.
13:12Yeah, okay.
13:13Ooh.
13:14What happened?
13:15I saw it.
13:16Yeah, I saw it.
13:17Now, rumor is, though, you tried to get on stage with SZA and Kendrick
13:20at the Super Bowl halftime show last year.
13:22What was with that?
13:23Can I be little mama for once?
13:24I could.
13:25I wanted my chance.
13:27You are a little mama.
13:28I wanted my chance.
13:29You know, but, you know, they had the security drag me out.
13:32You know.
13:33I was about to say, what happened?
13:34They just, you know, I got backstage.
13:35Uh-huh.
13:36But then, like, you know, I had my red look on, too,
13:38because she had the red look on.
13:39I thought maybe we'd do a little one of them days, like, oh.
13:41Right.
13:42Oh.
13:43You know, they dragged me out and everything, but I still kept,
13:45you know, I kept it cool.
13:46They dragged you out?
13:47They dragged me up out of there.
13:48What?
13:49I couldn't believe it.
13:50I'm like, it's me.
13:51I said, you know it's your girl.
13:52It's me.
13:53He was like, it's me.
13:54I was like, it's me.
13:55That made me think about Hot Chick.
13:56Y'all remember?
13:57It's me, Jessica.
13:59I love it.
14:04It's me, Jessica.
14:06Hot Chick.
14:07Hot Chick.
14:08Hot Chick.
14:09I love a Hot Chick reference.
14:10Hot Chick.
14:11Come on, man.
14:12All right.
14:13Now, we have it on good authority that Bad Bunny watches every episode of Good Sports here.
14:18Oh, my gosh.
14:19So, make your case to get on the Bad Bunny stage right now.
14:22Ooh.
14:23Bad Bunny, man, you know me.
14:25You remember when we was kicking it with J-Lo at the Met Gala.
14:27Come on.
14:28We had a vibe.
14:29Me and you was talking.
14:30I complimented your fit.
14:31Come on.
14:32We went down memory lane.
14:33You know J-Lo, my girl, she your girl.
14:34She think we should be.
14:35Get a little closer.
14:36Walk up to him.
14:37Talk to him.
14:38Talk to him.
14:39Let him see the outfit.
14:40Bad Bunny, man.
14:41Bad Bunny, man.
14:42Bad Bunny, man.
14:43You know we go bad.
14:44Bad Bunny, man.
14:45Let's link up.
14:46Me and you.
14:47I can sing a little Spanish.
14:49Hey.
14:50Hey.
14:51Let's go.
14:53I can do better, but just you saw that.
14:55You see it.
14:56You see it.
14:57Come on, Bad Bunny.
14:58That was good.
14:59Stinky Parma.
15:00Yeah, man.
15:01That's what I'm talking about.
15:02Yes, Bad Bunny.
15:03I can do better money.
15:04Yeah.
15:05A couple of years ago, you announced your pregnancy in your SNL monologue.
15:08Yes.
15:09Okay, anything you want to announce here?
15:11You got something going on?
15:12I know you got something.
15:13You got something going on?
15:14What's going on?
15:15I have nothing.
15:20Uh-huh.
15:21I have nothing, guys.
15:22No, there's no big announcement.
15:23Other than that, I'm so glad to be reunited because also on SNL, we got to do...
15:28That was...
15:29I mean...
15:30That was fire.
15:31And it was your idea, so thank you once again for doing that.
15:35That was everything.
15:36I was living out my dream because...
15:37Crazy.
15:38In case y'all don't know, when Kiki hosted Saturday Night Live, we did a sketch called
15:44Kenan and Kelly where Kiki played Kelly.
15:48Yes.
15:49Kel's role.
15:50And then Kel came and did a cameo as himself, but Kelly shot him.
15:54Yeah.
15:55Yeah.
15:56It got deep.
15:57It was like Bel Air.
15:58Because why was Carlton doing coke?
15:59Y'all ever see Bel Air?
16:00The new version?
16:01Yeah.
16:02I heard it deep.
16:03It got deep on that coke.
16:04Yeah.
16:05He was like, Carlton got a drug issue.
16:06Yeah.
16:07It happens.
16:08You know, it's a lot of drama.
16:09Things happen.
16:10He was like...
16:11That's not unusual.
16:15I cannot.
16:24Now, Kiki, you're a versatile actress.
16:27I mean, you played everything from an angry bird to a quarterback.
16:30OMG.
16:31And long shots.
16:32You know what I mean?
16:33Look at Ice Crew.
16:34Oh, my God.
16:35I was so little.
16:36Look at that.
16:37That's funny.
16:38All right.
16:39Now, clearly, you're an authority on both sports and acting.
16:40So, let's play a game.
16:41Yeah.
16:42We will show you a photo of an NFL quarterback.
16:44Mm-hmm.
16:45And you will tell us who you would cast to play them in the movie.
16:48Okay.
16:49Then we'll tell you who we picked.
16:50Okay.
16:51First up, we have Trevor Lawrence.
16:53Who would you cast to play him in the movie?
16:55Go ahead and put a wig on Glenn Powell.
16:57Glenn Powell?
16:58Glenn Powell.
16:59Oh, that's Glenn Powell?
17:00They put him in everything.
17:01Uh-huh.
17:02That's my boy.
17:03Go ahead and put Glenn Powell in a wig.
17:04Glenn Powell.
17:05That's his role.
17:06Okay.
17:07But we actually thought Trevor should be played by Julia Stiles.
17:11Yeah, Julia.
17:12That's close.
17:13That's pretty close.
17:14Why y'all doing that to Julia like that?
17:15That's close.
17:16Don't do my girl Julia like that.
17:17I love Julia.
17:18Ever since Say the Last Dance.
17:19I think it's just matching necks.
17:20That's right.
17:21It's just matching necks.
17:22No, they do not look alike.
17:23That's matching necks.
17:24That's all.
17:25I love you, Julia.
17:26That's matching necks.
17:27Love you, Julia.
17:28Yes, Julia.
17:29Next up, we got Justin Fields.
17:30Who should play Justin Fields?
17:32Give me a little information on him.
17:34Uh, well, he...
17:35He played football?
17:36He was on the...
17:38Yeah, he was the Bears quarterback.
17:40That's right.
17:41Oh my gosh, this is tough.
17:42He played for the Jets last year.
17:43Let's go ahead and say, you guys ever seen that show BMF?
17:46Uh-huh.
17:47Yeah.
17:48My boy Da Vinci.
17:49Oh, sure.
17:50I know Da Vinci.
17:51I can see Da Vinci.
17:52I like Da Vinci.
17:53He good.
17:54I can see him playing that role.
17:55Okay.
17:56Interesting take.
17:57Interesting take.
17:58We thought that he would be played by the Gelfling from the Dark Crystal.
18:06Oh, that's...
18:07And what did he do to y'all?
18:10I didn't do it, homie.
18:12No, no.
18:13Because this is a mythical creature.
18:14Yeah, that's a mythical creature.
18:16That's a mythical creature.
18:17No, that's not even a person.
18:18So the movie's not happening, I see.
18:19Right.
18:20You know what I mean?
18:21It's gonna be an interesting thing.
18:22That's what I mean.
18:23That's a mythical creature.
18:24It's a mythical creature.
18:25How about Saints QB, Spencer Rattler?
18:27Mm-hmm.
18:28Okay, who would you cast?
18:29You know who we ain't seen in a minute?
18:31Okay.
18:32Zero from Holes.
18:33He could play that role.
18:37Because that would be like,
18:38why we ain't seen since you was a cable, you know?
18:40Cleo Thomas.
18:41All right.
18:42Digging up on, on.
18:43Digging.
18:44Digging up on, on.
18:45A-R-M-P, I to the T.
18:47What is that you smelling, dog?
18:49That's me.
18:50I don't take showers and I don't brush my teeth.
18:52That's all I do is dig holes, eat, and sleep.
18:54There is no lake, there is no place.
18:56There is no state too hot, just a fit and wait to cry.
19:00Ooh!
19:01Yes!
19:02I love that movie!
19:04I love that movie!
19:05Now is that because you're a Disney person as well?
19:08I mean.
19:09That movie is iconic.
19:10Sure.
19:11You know it's like a little, you know?
19:12It's iconic.
19:13It was saying some stuff.
19:14That's true.
19:15Incredible.
19:16I like that movie.
19:17I'm about to make me go home and watch that.
19:18Shout out to Cleo.
19:19Cleo!
19:20Cleo!
19:21We actually thought the perfect person to play Spencer is Ronald McDonald.
19:25That's what we thought about.
19:26Guys, guys.
19:27This feels like a core, this is a core memory unlock.
19:30Because I haven't, did they retire Ronald?
19:32Do he be around still?
19:33Yeah, they were Ronald.
19:34It got a little weird.
19:35They used to always have Ronald around, didn't it?
19:36It got a little weird with Ronald, didn't it?
19:37Yeah, it got a little strange.
19:38They removed him.
19:39Yeah, yeah, they did.
19:40In the franchise.
19:41They had to push Ronald to the side.
19:43All of them.
19:44I think that clowns started getting, there was a lot of clown propaganda.
19:47They turned everybody against clowns.
19:48Clowns, man.
19:49It's that hair.
19:50That hair.
19:51He is kind of spooky.
19:52Yeah.
19:53What about Sam Darnold?
19:54Sam Darnold.
19:55Sam Darnold.
19:56Sam Darnold.
19:57Sam Darnold.
19:58Who could play this role?
19:59What is this actor's name, guys?
20:00He has red hair and he's always playing a serious type of role and he's kind of like...
20:05Look at everybody, everybody.
20:06Everybody's just like...
20:07Yeah, any sort of context.
20:08Huh?
20:09Jesse Plemons.
20:10Jesse Plemons.
20:11Yes.
20:12Jesse Plemons.
20:13Plemons.
20:14Plemons.
20:15Yes.
20:16Plemons.
20:17Plemons with a P.
20:18Oh, P.
20:19Did I describe it a little bit right?
20:20Because he does play those roles where he's like...
20:21What'd he do?
20:22What'd he do?
20:23Well, not even close.
20:24Okay.
20:25Sam's going to be played by this IKEA lamp.
20:27He's like...
20:28He's like...
20:29He's like...
20:30He's like...
20:31He's like...
20:32He's like...
20:33He's like...
20:34He's like...
20:35He's like...
20:36He's like...
20:37He's like...
20:38Come on, man.
20:39Let's see how that's gonna work.
20:40Guys, get up.
20:41That's gonna be difficult because you know...
20:42Can't nobody put they stuff together.
20:43Come on, man.
20:44Why they make it so hard to put they materials together?
20:46Real talk.
20:47I don't know.
20:48That's what IKEA stand for.
20:49It take me so long.
20:50I know.
20:51Thanks for playing, Kiki.
20:52If you ever want to add casting director to your resume...
20:54I mean...
20:55We got your back, girl.
20:56Thanks, guys.
20:57You do it all.
20:58That's right.
20:59Check her out on the Burbs February 8th on Peacock.
21:01Available right here on Prime.
21:03Kiki Palmer, everybody.
21:04Thank you, guys.
21:06Fantastic.
21:07Now it's time for Good Sports Birthday Cards.
21:12Today's birthday is J.J. McCarthy.
21:16Happy birthday, J.J.
21:18I still can't believe you're the Vikings quarterback.
21:21Like, how could you?
21:23Signed your childhood Bears jersey.
21:26Dear J.J., happy birthday from a fellow NFL quarterback.
21:30Tried to throw you a party, but it got intercepted four times.
21:35Sincerely, C.J. Stroud.
21:38Happy birthday, J.J.
21:40Don't listen to the haters.
21:42I'm your biggest fan.
21:43Some might say I'm your only fan.
21:46Nothing wrong with that.
21:47Love, Cherone Moore.
21:49All right, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Simone Biles.
22:00We call them goats because we have the analytics to support their greatness.
22:04That's right.
22:05If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, does it count?
22:09Not if that tree didn't call a bank.
22:12What we're trying to say is that stats and facts are important.
22:15So now, we're gonna read you some fun facts and crazy stats in a segment called...
22:20Factin' Up!
22:21Factin' Up!
22:22Factin' Up!
22:23Factin' Up!
22:24Factin' Up!
22:25The average life of a single baseball in the MLB is five to seven pitches.
22:31Holy shit, them things is alive?
22:34Brett Favre's first completion in the NFL was to himself.
22:38His last completion was that volleyball center at Southern Mississippi.
22:42Mm.
22:43Mm-hmm.
22:44In 2017, Milwaukee Bucks' Tony Snell had zero points, zero rebounds, zero steals, zero assists,
22:55and zero blocks in 28 minutes against the Jazz.
23:00Whew!
23:01This earned Snell the nickname Mr. Bad at Basketball.
23:05The first time the Jets played the Eagles was...
23:091973.
23:10Okay.
23:11The first time they beat the Eagles was in 2023.
23:14The only joke here is the Jets.
23:17The average wingspan of a heavyweight boxer is 76 to 85 inches.
23:23The average IQ is somewhere between Jake and Logan Paul.
23:28At 48 years old, Raiders quarterback George Blander was the oldest player in NFL history.
23:35He also holds the NFL record for largest box of old charging cords.
23:40Yeah.
23:45I keep a lot of charging cords, too.
23:47I feel you.
23:48Yeah.
23:49You got to.
23:50In his lengthy career, Nolan Ryan struck out seven pairs of fathers and sons.
23:54That's nothing.
23:55Mm-hmm.
23:56Compared to how many fathers and sons Larsa Pippa took down.
23:59Oh, snap.
24:00Snap.
24:01Homegirl be getting it in.
24:02Yeah.
24:03That was packed it up, I guess.
24:04That's it?
24:05That's it?
24:06That's it?
24:07That's it?
24:08I think I got it.
24:09Oh, that was packed it up.
24:10That was packed it up.
24:11Back it up.
24:12Back it up.
24:13Our next guest is an eight-time Pro Bowler and a member of the 2010's All-Decade team.
24:24He just finished his 15th season with the New Orleans Saints.
24:28Boo.
24:29Yah.
24:30Boo-yah.
24:31Where he had ten and a half sacks.
24:34Here are some of his best moments.
24:36Single high safety and the man-to-man coverage.
24:39And here comes the pressure and he is sacked.
24:42Battered ball by the Saints.
24:45Cozens to throw.
24:46From the pockets getting harassed.
24:47And he's going to be sacked again.
24:49Cam Jordan.
24:50Now ten and a half sacks this season.
24:53Please welcome Cam Jordan.
24:55Yes, indeedy.
24:56What's up, sir?
24:59Thank you for being here, man.
25:00Appreciate you.
25:01Yeah, you know I'm just giving a honk.
25:02I heard the boo in Atlanta.
25:03I said, man, he's got bad taste in football times.
25:05Born there.
25:06Born into it.
25:07Man.
25:08All right, can you explain?
25:09Yeah.
25:10You have a stat.
25:11Ten and a half sacks.
25:12Yeah.
25:13What is a half sack?
25:15Well.
25:16Besides an unfortunate situation.
25:18No doubt.
25:20If you have half a sack.
25:21Yes.
25:22Hopefully it's full.
25:23You like that?
25:24It took a minute.
25:25I was like, get back, get good.
25:26A half sack is where, of course, you know, like, as you're hitting a quarterback, one of
25:33your friends decides to join in.
25:34Gotcha.
25:35You know?
25:36And just like that, in any situation, you're like, no, it's mine.
25:39Brother.
25:40You know?
25:41I think that's called an Eiffel Tower.
25:43Oh, again.
25:44Kenan.
25:45Kenan.
25:46Kenan.
25:47Yeah.
25:48Then you can send the tape in.
25:49I read that somewhere.
25:50Somewhere.
25:51Yeah.
25:52But then you can send the tape in and fight for it.
25:54Here's another question.
25:55Playing for New Orleans for so long.
25:57Yes.
25:58Have you ever had, like, a long, like, a Mardi Gras night or, like, just a night that
26:03just got completely out of hand where you're just on...
26:05I was young once.
26:06...Berman Street or something at nine in the morning, you know?
26:08Man, uh, I don't know about nine in the morning.
26:11Yeah.
26:12But you, you know, there has been some Mardi Gras times.
26:13You do the float.
26:14Yeah.
26:15You know?
26:16You throw beads.
26:17Uh-huh.
26:18People then catch beads.
26:19Uh-huh.
26:20And in your first Mardi Gras...
26:21And that's it.
26:22No?
26:23That's it.
26:24They catch the bead and that's it.
26:25Boy, sometimes, sometimes you have special beads.
26:27Uh-huh.
26:28And then you see special breeds.
26:30You know what I'm saying?
26:31Yeah, that's a shirt.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Yeah, yeah.
26:34That's gonna be a t-shirt.
26:35Yeah, two of them.
26:36Special beads and you see special breeds.
26:38Yeah.
26:39Oh, man.
26:40Once you get off there and then you go to Bourbon and next thing you know, you got a hurricane
26:44and you may have a hand grenade and those are drinks, by the way.
26:47Oh.
26:48Oh, right.
26:49Now, do you see Arch Manning playing for the Saints in the future?
26:52Uh, I see Tyler Shuck balling out of control in the near future.
26:56Okay.
26:57Um, and then...
26:58You're giving it up for the quarterback.
26:59You know what I'm saying?
27:00Yeah, I'm gonna stick around for my, you know, my future QB1.
27:03Uh, so I don't have to answer that question, hopefully.
27:06Yeah.
27:07Yeah.
27:08Um, who is your favorite quarterback to sack?
27:10You know who it is.
27:11Um, I've sacked the quarterback 23 times.
27:14I've sacked that franchise 25, 26 times.
27:16Ooh.
27:17Matt Ryan over Atlanta Falcons.
27:19Oh, is that right?
27:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:21Um, I've got a...
27:22I might have a new one, though.
27:23You know, Matt retired.
27:24Uh, my first sack was Cam Newton back in the Gap, 2011.
27:27Oh, wow.
27:28Uh, I just sacked, uh, the young buck Cam Ward.
27:31Uh-huh.
27:32You know, maybe we switch out Cam for a Cam to a Cam, you know?
27:34Cam for a Cam.
27:35Yeah.
27:36Cam for a Cam to a Cam.
27:37Cam to a Cam.
27:38That was good wordplay, man.
27:39Man, come on, man.
27:40I appreciate that, Cam.
27:41What do you sacks other than get off me?
27:43What do quarterbacks say after you sacked them?
27:45Uh, nothing.
27:46Quarterbacks are good people, you know?
27:48Oh.
27:49I assume they're, like, the best people ever.
27:50You know, they go home, they're the face of a franchise.
27:53Yeah.
27:54They only get hit one day of the week.
27:55Yeah.
27:56They're not in the trenches for real, you know?
27:57Yeah, they're, like, go with handshakes and they get $10,000 for it.
28:01You know, they're, like, you know, their faces are brands.
28:03Brand ambassador type people.
28:04Wow.
28:05So the one day they get hit, you know who gets cursed out?
28:08The opposite line.
28:09Mm.
28:10You know, they're, like, how dare you hit my, you know?
28:12Yeah.
28:13Yeah.
28:14My perfect child.
28:15You know?
28:16So they don't.
28:17Yeah, it doesn't matter what they say.
28:18They're really good people.
28:19Oh.
28:20Because, you know, if not, they don't really want action.
28:22They don't want that.
28:23Yeah.
28:24They don't want the smoke.
28:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:26When you see quarterbacks, they get upset and guess who runs to their aid?
28:28The whole team.
28:29Bigger people.
28:30The whole team.
28:31That's true.
28:32You know?
28:33Yep.
28:34Joey B says, hey, you.
28:35And guess what?
28:36Jamar Chase and T Higgins and the whole offensive line and maybe some goons from the stands.
28:38They all come through.
28:39Yeah.
28:40It'll be everybody but the quarterback.
28:41So, again, really good people.
28:42They're solid people.
28:43They're solid.
28:44Yeah.
28:45They solid.
28:46Of the four remaining quarterbacks, who is the most sackable?
28:49Oh.
28:50The most sackable?
28:51You'd probably say Sam Darnold.
28:52Oh, we got a new quarterback in terms of the field.
28:54I don't even know who he is.
28:55Yeah, the second.
28:56Stidham, Stidham.
28:57Yeah, the Stidham.
28:58Stidham's on the Broncos.
28:59Yeah.
29:00They said his name and I said, wait.
29:01Who is that?
29:02Who?
29:03Yes.
29:04That's the look.
29:05That's the look.
29:06Which team did you hate the most?
29:08And why is it the Falcons?
29:11Yes.
29:12The Falcons, baby.
29:14The Falcons.
29:15I think it's in the name.
29:17The Falcans.
29:18We ain't gonna take a whole lot of this.
29:20He said, now hold on now.
29:21You asked me the question, so I was just trying to help you.
29:23No, you.
29:24In fact, I don't even hate them.
29:25It's really.
29:26It's a rivalry, a built-in rivalry.
29:27Yeah.
29:28I didn't understand it when I first got there.
29:29Exactly.
29:30And now I fuel it.
29:31Yeah, yeah.
29:32Wow.
29:33Yeah.
29:34It's a friendly rivalry.
29:35It really is.
29:36That's all it is.
29:37Because everybody in Atlanta loves New Orleans.
29:38It's a black destination.
29:40It is.
29:41You know, it's fun.
29:42It is.
29:43And vice versa.
29:44Yeah.
29:45Yeah.
29:46So fans love to complain about the refs, which is one of your favorite.
29:48And what did you get them for Christmas?
29:50Ooh.
29:51That's nice.
29:52That's fair.
29:53Doesn't see right.
29:54Thank you very much, Cam Jordan, for being here.
29:55We appreciate you.
29:56Oh, wait.
29:57Wait, wait.
29:58Can I do it?
29:59Can I do it?
30:00Go ahead.
30:01Who loves orange soda?
30:02Uh-huh.
30:03KL loves orange soda.
30:04Is it true?
30:05Mm-hmm.
30:06Is it?
30:07I do.
30:08I do.
30:09I do.
30:10I do.
30:11Oh, man.
30:12I've been waiting there for all my life.
30:13I appreciate you.
30:14All his life.
30:15I got you.
30:16Oh, man.
30:17This week in sports history.
30:20This week in sports history.
30:22January 18th, 1958.
30:25Willie O'Ree is the first African-American to appear in the NHL, making his debut for the
30:31Boston Bruins in a 3-0 victory in Montreal.
30:35He was allowed to play every position on the team, except goalie, because back then, a
30:40black man in a mass was very terrifying.
30:44And that was this week in sports history.
30:48All right.
30:49That is our show.
30:50I want to thank Cam Jordan, Kiki Palmer, and that greedy-ass ball.
30:59And, of course, my dear, dear brother, Mr. Kel Mitchell, ladies and gentlemen.
31:05Not only did he step in, but I think we got a big announcement.
31:10Should we tell him, Kel?
31:11Yeah.
31:12I think we should tell him.
31:13Okay.
31:14Okay.
31:15You should tell him?
31:16All right.
31:17All right.
31:18We starring in season two of Heated Rivalry.
31:21No, we are not.
31:22No, we are not, Kel.
31:24Tell him the real announcement.
31:25Come on.
31:26Here we go.
31:27Okay.
31:28That's right.
31:29We're announcing our new...
31:30I hear it.
31:31I hear it.
31:32There it is.
31:34We're announcing our new movie, Kenny and Kel meet Frankenstein.
31:38That's the Frankenstein right there.
31:39Get out of here, Frankenstein.
31:40Get out of here, man.
31:41Go on back to bed.
31:42Get out of here.
31:43Get out of here, Frankenstein.
31:44Get out of here.
31:45Get out of here, Frankenstein.
31:46Get out of here.
31:47Get out of here, Frankenstein.
31:48Get out of here.
31:49Get out of here.
31:50Get out of here.
31:51I don't want no trouble.
31:52Got the boats in the wrong place.
31:55On his head.
31:56That's right.
31:57But seriously, thank you, everybody, for watching.
32:01Kevin Hart, please get better.
32:02We will see you back here next week.
32:04Oh, wait.
32:05He coming back?
32:06Well, yeah, man.
32:08I'm sorry.
32:09He was just a little sick.
32:10You were feeling in for him.
32:11Oh, okay.
32:12Well, what if we do the show together, like Kevin, Keenan, and Kel?
32:15You know, the three Ks.
32:17K, K, K.
32:23Yeah, I understand.
32:24Yeah, that wouldn't work.
32:25That wouldn't work.
32:26You get it.
32:27Nah, I get it.
32:28That's tough, yeah.
32:29All right.
32:30Well, tune in next week for Good Sports with Kevin and Kel.
32:33Oh, here it goes.
32:34No.
32:35That's not going to be.
32:36It's going to be me.
32:39Good night and good sports.
32:41All right.
32:42Oh, wait.
32:43Oh.
32:44Hey, hey.
32:45Hey, hey.
32:46Wait.
32:47Take a drink.
32:48Take what?
32:49Break it back.
32:50Get out of here, break it back.
32:51Oh, you ain't fast enough.
32:52You can't get me a break it back.
32:53You ain't fast enough.
32:54No, you can't get me a break it back.
32:56Don't get me a break it back.
32:57Give me a break it back.
32:58Get a get a beat.
32:59Ah!
33:00Woo!
33:01Woo!
33:02Frankenstein!
33:03Frankenstein!
33:04Frankenstein!
33:05Frankenstein!
33:06Frankenstein!
33:07Frankenstein!
33:08Frankenstein!
33:10Oh, that was awesome.
33:11Thank you, Frankenstein.
33:12That was fantastic.
33:14Frankenstein!
33:16So funny.
33:17How long is 60 seconds?
33:2220 seconds.
33:2420 more seconds.
33:2520 more seconds.
33:26Okay.
33:27Frankenstein!
33:28Frankenstein!
33:29Frankenstein!
33:30Frankenstein!
33:31Okay.
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