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The Chief - Season 2 Episode 2 - Undercover
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00:00Now, Chief, I'm sure you're on it like a poor Fiesta bonnet,
00:04but we need this visit to pass without incident.
00:07We are expecting protests, potential serious disorder.
00:11Well, here's a fascist.
00:12Oh, no, no, no. We can't be heard using terms like that.
00:16We would prefer fascist-esque.
00:18Fascist adjacent. Rest easy, Minister.
00:21The riot teams are in full training.
00:24We sourced a job lot of past their sell-by-date pumpkins
00:27so that they could practice...
00:29Actually, you don't need to know the details.
00:31Suffice to say, the visit will be incident-free.
00:35Now, this is a big deal,
00:37which is why we've loosened our belts a wee bit
00:39around the restrictions to undercover ops.
00:43We have the sneakiest, most duplicitous tell-tale tits
00:47embedded in all the Antifa groups.
00:51Excellent.
00:52Now, politically, we don't agree with a single thing his regime stands for.
00:56But, diplomatically, we need to roll out the red carpet.
01:00And we shall provide the velvet ropes for the golden goose.
01:03Excellent code name.
01:05Thing is, Chief, it's a matter of trade, you see.
01:08His whole country has got a tartan fetish.
01:11They import kilts, shop bread, whiskey.
01:14Major export market to the...
01:16Fascist.
01:16Fascist-esque?
01:17Fascist adjacent, sir.
01:19So, while we may have to hold our collective noses,
01:23this visit simply must go smoothly.
01:26The First Minister, the Scottish Government,
01:28even the UK Government are depending on you.
01:32Rest assured, Minister.
01:34There shall be no drop-off in the sale of China Scotty dogs on my watch.
01:39Good man.
01:40Oh, help yourself to a burphy.
01:42My brother just had his seventh kid.
01:44Oh, well, send my congratulations to the family.
01:47Thank you, Minister.
01:49It's like condom.
01:51Shouldn't work, but it does.
02:00I thought we were divorced.
02:02I knew you'd forget.
02:04He's forgotten, Ellen.
02:07Andy.
02:08Dad, Andy's coming round.
02:09Oh, that's the night.
02:11Sorry, I'll get changed.
02:12Try and be normal with this one, Cameron.
02:15I'm always normal.
02:17You had the last one arrested.
02:19He was doing 23 in a 20.
02:21The law's the law, Barbara.
02:23Right.
02:24That's him.
02:26Get us shut on, Dad.
02:29She had been firming a pair of trousers.
02:32Hello.
02:33Hi.
02:34Mum, this is Andy.
02:36Hi.
02:37Oh, it's so lovely to meet you, Mrs Meekleson.
02:40Actually, it's Miss Vanigan these days, but please.
02:42Andrew, you can call me Barbara.
02:44Barbara.
02:45Got it.
02:46Well, look at this merry gathering.
02:50Cameron Meekleson.
02:53Dad, this is Andy.
02:57Of course it is.
02:59It's Andy.
02:59There's nobody else here.
03:01It's got to be Andy.
03:03That's it.
03:03Andy's in the house.
03:06Barbara, you met...
03:07Andy, let's...
03:09Yep, yes.
03:10You know, because that's what people do when they're meeting for the first time, which is what we're doing after all.
03:14Yes.
03:15Hello.
03:16Hi.
03:16Welcome.
03:16It's nice to meet you.
03:18Andrew, sit here.
03:19Yes.
03:20Andy, welcome.
03:22Make yourself it.
03:23Oh, you don't have a drink.
03:25We're on G&T's.
03:26Oh, it's...
03:27Okay, I don't actually drink.
03:29No, a soft drink, then.
03:31Come with me.
03:32You can choose with plenty soft drinks, yes?
03:34A Ribena, maybe.
03:35He's not fine.
03:36No, no, it's fine.
03:37That sounds lovely.
03:38Do you like Mimto?
03:39Oh, a person's Mimto, yeah.
03:40What about kombucha?
03:41Maybe one of your ginger kombuchas.
03:43Just put that in here, Andy.
03:44I'm sure we'll find you something to drink, Andy.
03:48Steve.
03:49Steve, what is going on?
03:51This is bad.
03:52This is...
03:53No.
03:53...really bad.
03:54Are you...
03:55I'm working, sir.
03:56I'm on a job.
03:57This is an underco...
03:59An undercover operation.
04:00Why?
04:01I was assigned to an anti-fascist protest group because of Golden Goose's visit.
04:05Ellen was my way in.
04:07Wait, I had no idea she was your daughter.
04:10Oh, right, the name Mikkelsen.
04:12Didn't ring any bells.
04:13You're not the only Mikkelsons in Scotland, sir, and you don't exactly feature on her Instagram page.
04:19Brilliant police work.
04:21Detective Cunst, the bloody high line that he insists on playing, eh?
04:25Exactly.
04:26The boy is mad with the pace we've got in the wings.
04:28The pace in the wings, Ellen.
04:31Mum wants pretzels.
04:32Oh, she is.
04:34She's pretzel daft.
04:36She is.
04:37Honestly, she'll turn into a pretzel, that one.
04:41Steve, this evening is over.
04:43OK.
04:44Make your excuses.
04:45Lame.
04:50Meaty nibble, Andrew?
04:52Oh, sorry.
04:53I'm vegan, Barbara.
04:55Oh.
04:57Doesn't drink.
04:58Doesn't eat meat.
04:59Cheap date, Ellen.
05:00So how was it you two actually met?
05:04We were on a march, protesting against the upcoming visit of that fascist.
05:10Oh.
05:11And, er...
05:11We were both in different groups, but got kettled together.
05:15And then our eyes just met across the barricade.
05:18I think that's what they call a meet-cute.
05:21Oh, what's that?
05:23Can anyone else hear that buzzing?
05:26Oh, that's somebody's phone.
05:27No.
05:27No, I think that's a phone.
05:30Andy, is that your phone?
05:33No, I think it's your phone.
05:35Is it?
05:35Oh.
05:36I...
05:37Oh.
05:38Buzzing.
05:39Oh, hang on.
05:40It's...
05:40It's probably a text.
05:42It is a text.
05:44Yes.
05:45Oh, no.
05:47I...
05:48Oh.
05:50Tragedy has struck at the squat.
05:53Emo.
05:53You know Emo.
05:54Mm-hm.
05:54He's one of the boys in the squat.
05:56Has very sadly lost his dog.
05:59Oh.
05:59I'm going to have to go and help him find it.
06:02Oh, dear.
06:03I'm so sorry, guys.
06:05It's a three-legged whippet.
06:07It's not going to go very far.
06:08Ellen, the boy Emo.
06:11Emo, yeah, he's clearly distraught.
06:13He is.
06:13He's with dogs out there running around.
06:16The least Andy can do is go and help him look for it.
06:20Good for you, Andy.
06:21Good for you.
06:21Got yourself a dog over here, eh?
06:23Well, look, it's been lovely meeting you, but goodbye.
06:27Yes.
06:29Listen, don't tell anyone about this, OK?
06:31I mean anyone if ever got out at the Chief's Daughters,
06:34the target of an undercover operation.
06:36Sir, absolutely, sir.
06:36It's understood.
06:37I'll figure out what to do.
06:39Do you know the underground car park at Morrison's?
06:41Yeah.
06:42I'll meet you there tomorrow, 4 in the p.m.
06:46So, very nice to meet you.
06:48And I very much hope that we'll be able to spend more time together
06:51the next time you're around.
06:52Ste-and-and-and-and-y.
06:54That's de-and-and-y.
06:54I'll look forward to seeing you again soon, Andrew.
06:57Night.
06:58Well, good night to you.
07:00Well, I thought he was absolutely charming, Ellen.
07:07Are you ever going to be normal with one of my boyfriends?
07:10Do you have to ruin everything for her?
07:18He clearly left because he was uncomfortable with you.
07:21It's so hard to see my little girl growing up, drifting away.
07:25You're going to have to let her go, Cameron.
07:28Particularly if he's the one.
07:30He's not the one.
07:31Well, I thought he was lovely.
07:34A what-you-see-is-what-you-get kind of guy.
07:36Is what-you-see-what-you-get, though?
07:38Sometimes what you're not seeing is what you're getting.
07:41Although I still don't understand young people not drinking.
07:46And from what Ellen tells me,
07:49they're not having a physical relationship.
07:52Excellent news.
07:54Good old-fashioned morals.
07:55You know, that's what this country lacks.
07:57They're young.
07:58They should be enjoying themselves.
08:01Christ, even we had our moments.
08:06The Fort Fiesta.
08:08The Regal Hotel gala shields.
08:11The bunker on the 5th at Royal Burgess.
08:15The physical side of relationship is so important.
08:20You don't want to be disappointed.
08:23You think you're shopping for aubergine
08:25and you find yourself in the Gherkin Isle.
08:28Besides, if he really is the one, she doesn't want to leave it too long.
08:33Miss out on him.
08:35End up married to the wrong idiot for 30 years.
08:38It was 32 years.
08:40I'm off for a meeting, Paul.
08:49Where?
08:49There's no meeting in the diary.
08:51It's fine.
08:51Have I forgot to put a meeting in the diary?
08:53No, no.
08:54Not your fault.
08:54I'll just pop the meeting in the diary.
08:56No need.
08:57I'm going to the meeting now.
08:58It'll only take a minute.
08:59No, Paul.
08:59Where's the meeting?
09:00Paul.
09:00I'll just pop it in the diary.
09:01I don't want to miss a meeting.
09:02I can't be on special.
09:07Can I trust you?
09:10With your life, sir.
09:11This must go no further.
09:15Ellen is dating an undercover cop
09:16and I have to go now and sort it all out.
09:19Ellen.
09:20Ellen's been infiltrated.
09:22Don't put it like that, but...
09:24Yes.
09:25No one must know.
09:29I'm privileged.
09:30The only one in the know.
09:31Like, um, Matt Damon in The Departed.
09:35It's actually Mark Wahlberg who's in the know, but...
09:37Oh.
09:38Yeah.
09:41Yeah, Wahlberg.
09:44I'm Mark Wahlberg.
09:48Paul, where's the chief awaiting?
09:52He has gone...
09:54to the dentist.
09:58He's having a root canal
10:00in his upper left, though.
10:10Hey.
10:11Steve.
10:15I thought you were a vegan.
10:17Well, it's part of my cover, sir.
10:19To be honest,
10:20it's the hardest part to keep up.
10:22Three-legged, whip it.
10:24Is that the best you could come up with?
10:26I wouldn't be writing your Oscar acceptance speech.
10:28You took me by surprise.
10:30It's hard doing it in front of your boss.
10:32Okay, you are pretend seeing my daughter.
10:35How pretend?
10:37How embedded are you?
10:38How deep has this gone?
10:39Oh.
10:40You're not deep.
10:47Not deep at all.
10:49Just, you...
10:49There's little to no depth.
10:51We're just quoting.
10:52Quoting.
10:52How romantic.
10:53Well, this ends.
10:55Now you've got to get yourself transferred
10:56out of undercover ops.
10:58What, right now?
10:59Yes.
11:00I can get you a transfer anywhere you want.
11:02Arm response.
11:03Motorcycle display team.
11:04Top of the triangle.
11:06Or what about money laundering?
11:08You'll meet a lot of nice girls in the nail parlor.
11:11Just take your pick.
11:12Can't.
11:13My bosses will never allow it.
11:15I'm your boss.
11:16I mean my undercover bosses.
11:18The bosses even you can't know about.
11:20The info I'm getting is absolute galldust.
11:23Nobody wants Antifa sparking up a big old
11:25Billy Bifter in the Holyrood box.
11:28Okay.
11:29I'll figure out how to end this.
11:30For Ellen's sake.
11:31How can I get in touch with you?
11:35Oh, no.
11:40Keep still.
11:42I'll be in contact with a plan.
11:44Remember, I'm your boss.
11:46And your fake girlfriend's father.
11:51I think some might question the use of taxpayer money
11:55to protect a brutal dictator.
11:58One man's dictator is another man's street-talking strongman.
12:02He's kept in power by an oppressive police force.
12:05And?
12:06Is she?
12:07Are you?
12:07Is she?
12:08What is the point in having laws if we can't enforce them?
12:11Look, no one's advocating for a police state here.
12:15Well...
12:16It's imperative we stop protesters getting near him.
12:19Sitting in the middle of the road, stop normal folk getting to their work.
12:23Add water canning the lot of them.
12:24We need to respect civil liberties and the democratic right to protest.
12:29On that subject, Muldoon, any feedback from undercover ops?
12:34Have they turned out to be a bit of a failure and not really worth pursuing at all?
12:37Oh, no, sir.
12:39Major result there, sir.
12:41Undercover have came through big style.
12:43With their intel, we've collared a number of protesters
12:47and quashed their attempts to shut down Edinburgh Airport.
12:51Tremendous.
12:52Great news.
12:53Great news.
12:54But you're absolutely sure the info came from undercover?
12:58Well, yes.
12:59We got a tip-off.
13:00And because of that, we were able to confiscate the drones they were going to use.
13:03Now we've got them tabled up for media.
13:06The news is lapping it up.
13:08Well, maybe...
13:10Maybe now's the time to shut Undercover down.
13:13Quit what we're ahead.
13:14Go out on a high.
13:15No way, sir.
13:16They are just getting started and they're going in deep.
13:19Don't say deep.
13:19Deeper than they've ever gone before.
13:22Undercover is a fruit machine that is going to keep paying out.
13:25Ka-ching, ka-ching, jackpot.
13:29Ka-ching.
13:30Good.
13:31No, no, no, Connie.
13:33Just because the group we targeted were anti-fascist
13:36doesn't mean that the Scottish police force are pro-fascist.
13:40You could be anti-antifa and still not be pro-pro-fa.
13:44So you can guarantee your listeners, then,
13:46that you'll preserve their right to protest?
13:49Absolutely.
13:50We are dedicated to protecting citizens' right to protest
13:54and their right to counter-protest
13:57and, indeed, to protect the rights of an overseas leader
14:01who cracks down on personal freedoms
14:03to move freely, personally, within Scotland.
14:08Freedom of movement is sacrosite in Caledonia,
14:12old firm day aside.
14:13OK, our listeners have had their say.
14:16As you would imagine, it's split down the middle.
14:18There are some who want the visit banned completely
14:20and others who are saying,
14:21let's give them the full VIP treatment.
14:24We've had this text in from Senga, who's in Sight Hill,
14:26who'd like to point out that the real fascists are BBC Scotland.
14:29Great press for your Edinburgh airport shutdown intervention.
14:35This is what we like to see.
14:37Oh, we do.
14:38Oh, and full marks for your methods.
14:40It would appear that your undercover ops are top of the pops.
14:43So you're happy to keep the undercover ops operational?
14:49Well, why would we not?
14:50Well, I'm concerned, Minister.
14:53Morally, one man's morals
14:56are another man's career advancement opportunity.
14:59Why don't we have a pause on the undercover ops?
15:02So then you could have an inquiry.
15:04You love your inquiries here.
15:06You could have an inquiry,
15:07and then you could have an inquiry into that inquiry.
15:10We are both coming out of this very well.
15:13The highest office in the land is taking notice.
15:16So it's undercover all the way.
15:21Good, good.
15:22Steve, I can't shut it down.
15:25I know I said I was going to get you out,
15:26and I am going to get you out,
15:28but you're not out.
15:29Undercover's doing too good a job.
15:32Thank you, but what about Ellen?
15:35You have my permission to continue fake seeing my daughter,
15:39but as long as there is honor within the deceit,
15:43we'll practice safe protesting.
15:45Once the operation's over, then you can finish with her.
15:49Okay, sir.
15:50Understood.
15:51But gently.
15:53She has abandonment issues with men for some reason.
15:57Here.
15:58Is this Car Park Red 3?
16:00No, I think this is Car Park Red 2.
16:02You want one up, son?
16:03Cheers.
16:09Where are you going?
16:16To see Andy.
16:18Andy?
16:19How are you two getting on?
16:22I really like him.
16:24I just want you to be careful.
16:26Careful?
16:27It's easy to get swept up in a romance.
16:30Are you policing my love life again?
16:32Love?
16:33Is there even such a thing as love?
16:34There's a sort of love, I feel, for you and, say, Pat Stanton.
16:40And then there's romantic love.
16:42And the brutal truth is that romantic love,
16:45it lasts, whoa, 18 months tops.
16:48Just enough time for you to get the local girl in the village pregnant.
16:52We're just conned into continuing the species.
16:55Dad.
16:56Andy makes me happy.
16:57I just don't want you getting hurt.
16:59When you know you're not.
17:01But you don't know.
17:02That's my point.
17:04Nobody ever knows.
17:06I know.
17:07You don't know.
17:10No.
17:11What have I done?
17:12I've forced my daughter to go out with an undercover cop that she doesn't know is an undercover cop,
17:17all for my own personal gain.
17:19This is a moral nightmare.
17:22It's wrong.
17:22It's so wrong.
17:24Ellen's a real person with real feelings.
17:29You can't chart complicated emotions with wee bits of string.
17:33I do have lots of colours.
17:35No.
17:36No.
17:37I have to put Ellen first.
17:38I'm going to get in touch with Steve and close it down.
17:41I don't care how good the information is or how many arrests it leads to.
17:45Or how pleased the government is or how many medals you might be awarded.
17:50Medals?
17:51You think there might be medals in it for me?
17:55Lord Meekleson of Morningside.
17:59Got a bit of a ring to it.
18:01Good.
18:03No.
18:03What am I doing?
18:05I'm doing it again.
18:06No.
18:07I have to be the responsible father.
18:09Ellen, she's just fallen in with the bad crowd and I have to deal with it.
18:13Does that not mean we're the bad crowd?
18:15You see, it's a moral maze.
18:20I'm calling it in.
18:23You're free to Andy.
18:25Please don't bother leaving a message on this tracking device of the deep state as I'm out fighting Nazis.
18:30Namaste.
18:31Lindsay, speaking hypothetically, say I wanted to get in touch with one of our undercover operatives, our little Donny Braskens.
18:41How would I go about that?
18:43That's impossible.
18:44It could compromise an operation.
18:46It goes completely against protocol.
18:48But say I really needed to.
18:51It was super imperative that I speak to one of them.
18:55Sorry, Chief.
18:55Ellen, I need to respect your life choices more.
19:03Invite Andy round again for dinner.
19:05We'll have mum too.
19:06Clean slate.
19:08Let your father get to know the real Andy.
19:13Okay.
19:14Oh, that actually means a lot to me, then.
19:21Ow!
19:21Andy!
19:22Come on, let's hug it out, Sarah.
19:25Andy, it's good to see you, Andy.
19:28Have a seat.
19:29Hi.
19:30Hi.
19:31That'll go.
19:32Mum, could you please give me a hand in the kitchen?
19:35Yeah, sure.
19:36We are having Andy's favourite, jackfruit and mushroom curry.
19:41Oh, Andy's favourite?
19:44That is everyone's favourite.
19:47Oh, delicious.
19:49Steve, listen, I have a duty of care to my daughter that's more important than any undercover operation.
19:58And you have to stop seeing Ella.
20:02I can't do that, sir.
20:04Yes, you can.
20:05You have to.
20:06Forget work.
20:06No, it's not that.
20:09What is it, then?
20:10Well, I just...
20:11I really like her.
20:13What?
20:13Yeah, I've fallen for her.
20:16Hard.
20:17No, no, no, you haven't.
20:18Yeah, no, I have.
20:19No, no, no, you haven't.
20:20No, you haven't.
20:20I have, I have.
20:20No, no, no, you haven't.
20:21I have.
20:22No, you're not understanding me.
20:23You have not fallen for her.
20:24I have.
20:24I've really gotten to know her.
20:25Yeah, but you've known her for about two weeks.
20:28Yeah, but when you know, you know.
20:30But you don't know.
20:32Ellen, she's fickle.
20:33One week it's Trotsky, the next it's Taylor Swift.
20:36Don't get involved with her.
20:37She doesn't know her arse from her elbow, that one.
20:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:40Don't insult my girlfriend.
20:42She's not your girlfriend.
20:44Yeah, but she feels like my girlfriend.
20:46Like, honestly, Chief, she's so passionate in her beliefs and her smile.
20:50Her smile, Chief, the weird nose wrinkles, it's adorable.
20:55For 18 months, tops.
20:58And then everything that you find adorable about her will drive you out your nut.
21:02Like her chewing her hair when she's watching the television
21:04and leaving her toe clippings on the rim of the bath.
21:08Oh, that's classic, Ellen.
21:09I just, I think we might have a future together.
21:12You do not have a future together.
21:15It could be one of the great love stories, like Jack and Rose.
21:19He died.
21:20Right, well, get Anna Karenina and Vronsky.
21:24She died.
21:25Romeo and Juliet.
21:26They both died.
21:29Steve, Ellen is going to find out that I've been lying to her.
21:32She's probably going to think this whole thing was my idea.
21:36My daughter will never speak to me again, and all because of you.
21:40Love will triumph.
21:43Steve, you've lost your mind.
21:46Well, if love is losing your mind, I don't want to be sane.
21:50Okay, Steve...
21:51Gentlemen, dinner's ready.
21:54Oh, Steve's not hungry.
21:55Who's Steve?
21:57Hmm?
21:57Steve?
21:59There's no Steve.
22:01No, are you?
22:02Andy, are you Steve?
22:03No.
22:03No, see?
22:04No, Steve.
22:04No, Steve.
22:05You know, Andy's not hungry.
22:08He's got one of these wee vegan tummies, you know?
22:11It's about the size of a walnut.
22:22You're never to tell us what you do for a living, Andrew.
22:26That's a good question.
22:27Yeah.
22:27How do you earn an honest crust, Andy?
22:29I dabble in a bit of this, a bit of that.
22:34Tell him.
22:36I'm embarrassed.
22:40He has a dream of being an actor.
22:43Oh, an actor, Andy.
22:47But that's tough work.
22:49Pretending to be someone else all day, working for a director.
22:53A boss that you have to obey.
22:56Andy's not that career-minded anyways.
22:58Yeah, I'm beginning to sense that.
23:02Job is a job.
23:04It's a job.
23:04Very true.
23:06Sun say, work to live, don't live to work.
23:10Hmm.
23:11Others say, do your work right, or your life won't be worth living.
23:17Well, that was delicious.
23:20Cheese?
23:21Pudding?
23:22Can I get you another carton, Andrew?
23:24Uh, no.
23:26We better be going, Andy.
23:27We are meeting some of the others at the Blue Albion for a lock-in.
23:31Oh, best get going, yes.
23:33Those anti-capitalist leaflets and amusing banners.
23:36Well, they won't daub themselves.
23:38Ha-ha.
23:39Ha-ha.
23:39Don't you want Ellen to be happy?
23:48Why can't you even consider it?
23:51And what are you doing, telling her there's no such thing as love?
23:54What sort of message is that?
23:56He's a decent young man.
23:59You just can't see past his politics or his lifestyle.
24:02Honestly, you're getting worse as you get older.
24:07Reactionary, unforgiving, intolerant, impatient, rude.
24:12He's an undercover cop!
24:14He infiltrated our protest group.
24:16Oh, wow.
24:21Cameron, this is pathetic.
24:24If you don't like him, just own it.
24:28I do like him, but as a policeman!
24:33Don't tell anyone!
24:34Right, troops.
24:38Today's the day.
24:39Undercover have came through big style.
24:42Total dynamite info.
24:44Now, we know a couple of protest groups will be meeting at a warehouse
24:47before travelling to blockade the A-8 from the airport.
24:51Intel suggests they've got a couple of JCBs,
24:53a trailer full of concrete slabs
24:55and some vats of orange paint
24:57with the potential to seriously derail the visit.
25:01Well, it's our job to piss on their chips!
25:03Yes!
25:06Let's go, go, go!
25:08Come on!
25:09Move it!
25:26We're going to go and fast and hard.
25:29One minute away, Chief.
25:31Good luck.
25:33Right, you're 30 seconds away.
25:36Right, you're 30 seconds away.
25:36Right, you're 30 seconds away.
25:36Right, Chief.
25:39Move it, move it.
25:58Go, go, go, go!
26:03Go, go, go!
26:05Go, go, go!
26:10Go, go, go, go!
26:11Go, go, go!
26:27We've been given doff information, Chief.
26:30Steve's been played fake intel.
26:38Minister!
26:40What is going on, Chief Commissioner?
26:42Parliament is besieged.
26:44Sutter mayhem.
26:45Protesters everywhere.
26:46I thought you were detaining them all.
26:48We were fed a false lead, Minister.
26:50Where's Golden Goose?
26:52He's taken refuge in a tartan gift shop on the High Street.
26:55Well, he does love his knickknacks.
26:57This is a disaster.
27:00I am going to recommend to Parliament
27:02that this undercover programme is shut down once and for all.
27:05Good, yes.
27:08Excellent idea.
27:09Wise move, Minister.
27:22So, Andy and I have decided to take a break.
27:26Really?
27:27Yeah.
27:28Turns out he wasn't quite the man I thought he was.
27:33Mm-hmm.
27:34And maybe you aren't quite the woman he thought you were either.
27:39Yeah, maybe.
27:42Oh, when did you work it out?
27:43I suspected he was a blue from the moment I met him.
27:49Ironed jeans.
27:50Come on.
27:51But it was confirmed when I got him to meet you.
27:54Got him to meet me?
27:55Yeah.
27:56I needed to be sure, so I invited him for drinks and you blew it big time.
28:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, let's shake hands because we were meeting for the first time and that's what normal people do.
28:09Don't ever play poker, Dad.
28:12Solid police work, Mikkelsen.
28:13Sorry, he was a terrible undercover cop.
28:21Good shag, though.
28:23Would I lie to you?
28:28Would I lie to you?
28:32I don't know, no, no.
28:34Now would I say something that wasn't true?
28:38I'm asking you, she'll know what I lie to you.
28:43My friends, what's in store?
28:46I won't be here anymore.
28:50I'll pack my bags, I'll clean the floor.
28:54Watch me walking, walking out the door.
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