00:00Apollo 13,000 is entering a turbulent zone.
00:06It's shaking so hard my dentures almost flew out.
00:09Why is space trying to kill us?
00:11Attention crew.
00:14The spacecraft has landed safely on the surface of the empty lot behind someone's house.
00:24Yep.
00:25Totally official.
00:27A few moments later.
00:30Cough. Cough.
00:32The air here smells a bit fishy, Bella.
00:35Oh, wait. I forgot to clean the tank.
00:38Look to the acting. Low gravity.
00:40Genu, why are you walking like you're grocery shopping?
00:44My legs are killing me, Grandma.
00:46What?
00:46Meanwhile.
00:47Muscle power beats gravity.
00:51I'm flying too high.
00:53Somebody save me.
00:55A few moments later.
00:57This is so fun.
00:58Abby is the biggest kite I've ever flown.
01:04Wow.
01:06Put me down.
01:07I'm getting dizzy, baby.
01:09I'm gonna throw up in space.
01:11Yahoo!
01:12Meanwhile.
01:14What?
01:14Hey, my pants.
01:16No wonder it felt so breezy down there.
01:19Meanwhile.
01:23Moon rocks taste like charcoal briquettes.
01:26Hmm.
01:26Kind of gritty.
01:27Scan complete.
01:30Mystery's brain is officially empty.
01:32Yay!
01:33A perfect vacuum environment.
01:35Ah.
01:35Meanwhile.
01:38When you're starving in space and accidentally find an emergency gift from the universe.
01:43Huh?
01:4420-year salt-aged pâté.
01:49Yeah!
01:50A masterpiece.
01:51One hour later.
01:53Aha!
01:54Caught the little snack thief.
01:55Wait.
01:56Are you eating antiques?
01:58No wonder the cabin smells weird.
02:00Okay.
02:01The pâté has betrayed me.
02:04Huh?
02:04Stay back!
02:05The volcano is about to erupt!
02:08One hour later.
02:11No, no, no.
02:12Why did I drink that space latte?
02:14Move.
02:14Legs.
02:15Move.
02:15Here.
02:17A few moments later.
02:21Oh, wow.
02:24Oh, wow.
02:26Oh, wow.
02:28Meanwhile.
02:29Oh, wow.
02:32Stop shaking it.
02:34It's B-8 flowing.
02:35It's flying upwards.
02:37Save me.
02:38Oh, wow.
02:42Eww!
02:43Oh, did I just survive that?
02:46Blorp!
02:48Zee-za!
02:49W-U-B!
02:50Wee-U-B!
02:51U-B-U-B!
02:52U-B!
02:54A few moments later.
02:57Oh, my God!
03:00Hey, some moments are better left unexplained.
03:05Blah!
03:06What?
03:06Yep.
03:07Definitely organic.
03:10Eww!
03:13No!
03:14My billion-dollar face!
03:16Oof!
03:17Is this acidic?
03:18Am I melting right now?
03:21Meanwhile.
03:21Fresh chocolate sauce?
03:23Nope.
03:24Ooh!
03:25Can I dip my bread in it?
03:27Huh?
03:28Just a little bite.
03:30A few moments later.
03:32Zoe!
03:32Snap out of it!
03:34Oh!
03:35That is not food!
03:36That is filth!
03:37Huh?
03:40Meanwhile.
03:40Guys.
03:42I'm really scared.
03:43Please.
03:44Please.
03:45Just hug me already.
03:47Bruh.
03:48Stop right there.
03:50Nope.
03:50You are violating the clean air agreement.
03:52Ooh!
03:53Initiating quarantine zone.
03:55Yay!
03:55What?
03:56What?
04:03Bruh.
04:04Meanwhile.
04:05Open the door.
04:08Is our friendship really only worth this much?
04:12Sorry, Genu.
04:13NASA only accepts fresh astronauts.
04:16You're currently in level 7 stinky mode.
04:20Don't worry, Genu.
04:22Activate the space sterilization chamber now.
04:24Water pressure at 100%.
04:26Muscles engaged.
04:27Ready to bleach the universe.
04:29Hey!
04:32Is this sterilization or an interstellar car wash?
04:36A few moments later.
04:38I swear I'm 100% sanitized by cosmic rain now.
04:42Please let me in.
04:44I'm freezing.
04:46Meanwhile.
04:47Alright, open the airlock.
04:48The deputy captain has officially been marinated enough.
04:51Yes, ma'am.
04:52Opening before he turns into a space popsicle.
04:54Yay!
04:55A few moments later.
04:57Today's lesson, kids.
04:58One.
04:59Don't eat expired food.
05:01Two.
05:01Always wash your hands after using the bathroom.
05:04Bye-bye.
05:04Bye-bye.
05:04Oh no, I'm going to be late for my important flight.
05:17One hour later.
05:18Ko-bi-chi-na.
05:22Bruh.
05:22Oh, sorry.
05:24Konnichiwa.
05:25Welcome to my vlog.
05:26Okay.
05:26A few moments later.
05:28What did you bring with you to Japan this time?
05:32Uh-huh.
05:33Same as always.
05:36I brought a pair of earrings.
05:38Uh-huh.
05:39Do you know what these are?
05:40Wow!
05:41I think I will meet Son Goku.
05:47I want to fuse with him.
05:52Meanwhile.
05:53Baby, are you planning to swim in ducks?
05:57And that sumo poster too?
05:59Huh?
06:00I plan to wear this and take a photo with my sumo idol.
06:05Huh?
06:07Huh?
06:08What function does the device in your hand have?
06:19It is my broom.
06:20Huh?
06:21I want to upgrade it into a military flying ship when I arrive in Japan.
06:24Meanwhile.
06:25Meanwhile.
06:25A few moments later.
06:54One hour later.
07:02Excuse me.
07:02Could you tell me where the technology street is?
07:04Huh?
07:05Ah, yes.
07:06Go straight down this road.
07:08You'll find it there.
07:09A few moments later.
07:11Check it out.
07:12This AI hip-hop dancing robot is gonna change the world.
07:18Huh?
07:19Meanwhile.
07:20Meanwhile.
07:20Hello.
07:21Sorry.
07:22Okay.
07:22Where's the house of Nagorno-kun?
07:23Where's the house of Nagorno-kun?
07:24Oh my god.
07:35Keep it steady.
07:35Oh my god.
07:37Now push.
07:39Come on, push.
07:40You got it.
07:41Great job.
07:41Okay.
07:42Welcome sweet boy
07:54A few moments later
08:03I swear, I'm never coming back to Japan again
08:06Huh?
08:08Huh? What just happened?
08:10Meanwhile
08:11Hello everyone, thank you so much
08:15So what do you think of the woman behind you?
08:23Well, honestly she looks very strange
08:27Huh?
08:33Meanwhile
08:34Excuse me, we are trying to find the beach
08:37Ah, yes, the beach
08:39Go straight down this street and turn right
08:42Thank you
08:42A few moments later
08:44Hello, we're here to buy tickets to the beach right now
08:49Oh, come on my baby
08:53Oh no
08:54Baby, they're calling you
08:58Shortlegs, how are you running so fast?
09:04A few moments later
09:06Wow, this is it
09:12I'm coming, sumo
09:19Huh?
09:19Yahoo
09:20Oh no
09:25Meanwhile
09:29We're taking him back for causing public disturbance
09:34Huh?
09:35I swear
09:37I will never come to Japan again
09:40Women here are unbelievably strong
09:44And the men here are like women
09:48Meanwhile
09:50Didn't even get the chance to wear my pretty clothes
09:53And we're already leaving
09:55We had new vlog
10:00We're finally going to the beach
10:03Wow
10:03A few moments later
10:07Sir, are these ducks essential?
10:14Meanwhile
10:14Oh my god
10:17He thinks he's luggage
10:21Meanwhile
10:22Just essentials
10:23Heavy essentials
10:27Heavy essentials
10:29One hour later
10:32Stop
10:32You smell like a chemical factory
10:39A few moments later
10:42Nineteen dollars
10:43It's too beautiful to eat
10:49Really?
10:50One hour later
10:51Cozy
10:56Very cozy
10:58Okay
10:59Meanwhile
11:00Mile high club?
11:02No
11:03Mile high vlog
11:05Where is the protein?
11:10This is sadness on a tray
11:12A few moments later
11:14Does this button make us go faster?
11:18Uh-huh
11:19Get out
11:22Get out
11:23Get out
11:24Oh
11:24Easy peasy
11:33How hard can it be?
11:36Meanwhile
11:36Safety first
11:38Or style first
11:43Okay
11:44One hour later
11:45Oh no
11:48Meanwhile
11:54This is not good content
11:56I repeat
11:57N.O.T.
11:59Good
11:59The next day
12:03Soft landing
12:07I told you I'm a pro
12:10Uh-huh
12:10Meanwhile
12:11A few moments later
12:17I'm a pro
12:19Bruh
12:19Meanwhile
12:24Meanwhile
12:25Architecture
12:30Huh?
12:31Is my passion
12:32Really?
12:33My mansion
12:35Gone with the wind
12:37Nice catch
12:40Nice catch
12:40Is it edible?
12:41Huh?
12:42Get me down
12:43Okay
12:43One hour later
12:45We represent the lollipop guild
12:47And we have spears
12:49A few moments later
12:52We need food
12:54Not a tan
12:55Mystery
12:56Uh-huh
12:56Meanwhile
12:57I just wanted a drink
13:00Okay
13:01Why is nature so hard?
13:04Aww
13:05One hour later
13:07So warm
13:11Wait
13:12Is that a cooking pot?
13:14Bruh
13:14Run
13:17They have marshmallows
13:20We are the marshmallows
13:22Meanwhile
13:23Give
13:24Me
13:25Me
13:26The
13:27Chips
13:28A few moments later
13:33We are not swimming to Hawaii
14:01You idiot
14:02This
14:04This
14:05Is my half of the island
14:07Touch my sand
14:08And perish
14:09Meanwhile
14:11The SS Freedom
14:14Is ready to launch
14:16Really?
14:17A few moments later
14:18Look
14:19I made a signal fire
14:21With that old wood pile
14:22Huh?
14:26The next day
14:27A boat
14:30Uh-huh
14:30A real boat
14:33Yay
14:34One hour later
14:37Did someone order a rescue service?
14:40Okay
14:40Don't slay the sinkin'
14:43Aww
14:44Meanwhile
14:45I think I'm medium rare
14:51Meanwhile
14:53Meanwhile
14:54It worked
14:59Maybe too well
15:01I swear
15:05This is not how I imagine surviving a shipwreck
15:08Okay
15:08Ha ha ha
15:09Shoes this beautiful
15:11Huh?
15:12Tonight I will walk the catwalk for my husband to see
15:15Bruh
15:15Don't let him get away
15:18Uh-huh
15:18Hey baby
15:21Give Mira's high heels back
15:23Okay
15:23A few moments later
15:29With a scooter like this
15:34How are we supposed to chase anyone?
15:36Meanwhile
15:37Meanwhile
15:38Hey guys
15:40This is my first time in Thailand
15:43Huh?
15:43And behind me is
15:44Kiwi Thai Kingdom
15:45Meanwhile
15:50Okay, taste test
15:55How does it taste?
15:56Spicy?
15:57Sour?
15:57Tell the camera
15:58Uh-huh
15:58My stomach just went gurgle gurgle
16:01I don't feel okay
16:01Huh?
16:02A few moments later
16:04Huh?
16:08Okay, note to self
16:10Never eat mango with Tom Yum again
16:12I can smell it through the door
16:14Yeah
16:15Please don't mix those again
16:16Okay
16:16One hour later
16:18Ugh
16:20The air here is way cleaner than that place earlier
16:23Seriously
16:24Really?
16:25I think I just saw
16:27Uh-huh
16:28Baby
16:29Uh-huh
16:30But baby looks kind of strange
16:32Uh-huh
16:34A few moments later
16:38For a price, not myself
16:41Bruh
16:41People here are so friendly and adorable
16:45Meanwhile
16:46You know, I really like you
16:48You look elegant
16:50But I bet you're quite heavy
16:52I don't think anyone could carry you
16:54Okay
16:54Oh my god
16:58The hot dogs here are really delicious
17:02Bruh
17:03I just caught baby doing something very inappropriate
17:08With that bronze statue
17:11Baby, I recorded everything
17:14Oh no
17:15Turn it off
17:16Please turn it off
17:17And I'll give you a giant duck plush
17:19Nope
17:20A few moments later
17:22Check this out guys
17:23This place is amazing
17:24We're having the best time here at the carnival
17:25You are officially warned for inappropriate behavior toward the bronze statue
17:29Meanwhile
17:30They'll never find me up here, ma'am
17:33Not the girl in the orange skirt
17:35Or the guy in the floral shirt
17:37Meanwhile
17:38Where is baby in this crowd?
17:44I really need to find my shoes
17:47I have a date tonight
17:50I think I just saw Gino over there
17:53But
17:54Something feels off
17:56Bruh
17:57I just ran into baby
17:59But honestly
18:01Baby looked kind of strange
18:03Baby stole Mira's shoes
18:06I heard he pawned him for cash
18:10Bruh
18:10A few moments later
18:14Why is this roller coaster so fast?
18:19And why are my legs all wet?
18:21Huh?
18:22I swear I'm gonna deal with Abby later
18:26This water smells awful
18:28Meanwhile
18:31Bruh
18:33A few moments later
18:49That's not the real you
18:52Thank you for stopping him
18:59Uh-huh
18:59One hour later
19:01Later
19:03We're having so much fun here
19:04Wee!
19:05Yahoo!
19:07Meanwhile
19:08Why does this always happen to me?
19:11Bruh
19:12Hey everyone
19:15Today is the battle of the century
19:17Huh?
19:18Mira versus Zoe in the unicorn race
19:20Who's gonna win?
19:21Place your bets
19:22Bruh
19:23But don't play like Gino
19:24He always loses everything
19:26Huh?
19:27Let's go
19:28Okay
19:29This is Zoe
19:32This is Zoe
19:33And clearly she picked up this tiger from some clearance sale or a discounted junkyard
19:38Uh-huh
19:39This isn't just a tiger
19:41This is a warrior spirit
19:43Oh my god
19:46But I think it's gonna collapse right at the starting line
19:50Huh?
19:51Let's see what kind of tiger Mira has everyone
19:53Okay
19:54A few moments later
19:56This is Mira
19:57Wow
19:58When your tiger looks this cool
20:00I don't think Zoe stands a chance
20:03I haven't even bothered to look at Zoe's tiger
20:06But I'm certain I'll win
20:08Uh-huh
20:09I'm gonna crush her
20:10Really?
20:11Oh my god
20:12Can you believe this?
20:13What the hell is this?
20:14Wow
20:15Wow
20:16That's insanely cool
20:18One hour later
20:22Hey everyone
20:23The race between Zoe and Mira is about to begin
20:26Who do you think is gonna win?
20:27Hit like
20:28And let's get started
20:30Zoe
20:31You don't stand a chance
20:33Shut up idiot
20:34What?
20:35What?
20:40Watch this Mira
20:41Weeeee
20:43Weeeee
20:47Yahoo
20:51A few moments later
20:53They're running neck and neck right now
20:55Huh?
20:56Who's gonna win?
20:57This is getting so intense
20:59Aww
21:00Weeeee
21:01Weeeee
21:02Wow
21:05Meanwhile
21:07Zoe
21:08You can do this
21:09Don't give up kokake
21:11You're gonna win
21:12Okay
21:19Oh no
21:20Meanwhile
21:21No
21:28Oh no
21:29How did this happen?
21:30No
21:31It's all over
21:32I lost
21:33Meanwhile
21:35I am the winner
21:40A few moments later
21:42Zoe
21:43It's not over yet
21:44Uh huh
21:45We'll win the next race
21:47Thank you Genu
21:48Uh huh
21:49Zoe, it's not over yet.
21:51Uh-huh.
21:52We'll win the next race.
21:53Yay!
21:55Thank you, Genu.
21:56Uh-huh.
21:59Thank you for supporting me.
22:00Meanwhile...
22:01All right, everyone, that's a wrap.
22:04Yeah-hoo!
22:04Mira won, just like I predicted.
22:08One hour later.
22:13A few moments later.
22:16Guys, this doesn't look good at all.
22:19The legendary champion seems to be in real trouble.
22:22Uh-huh.
22:23The next day.
22:25I will find a way to make my tiger strong again.
22:28What?
22:29One hour later.
22:32I wonder what kind of potion Zoe is making.
22:36What do you guys think it could be?
22:38A few moments later.
22:45She just did something really strange.
22:48Huh?
22:49Could this be some kind of miracle?
22:51Let's wait and see.
22:52Uh-huh.
22:53One hour later.
22:59What?
23:01Oh my god!
23:03The next day.
23:06Oh my gosh, can you believe this?
23:09Huh?
23:09They're back!
23:10Look at that!
23:11That tiger looks like a real monster now!
23:14Meanwhile.
23:17Okay, let's go.
23:21Weee!
23:25Pew!
23:33Yahoo!
23:33Yahoo!
23:37Yahoo!
23:38Yahoo!
23:38Yahoo!
23:39a few moments later
23:48one hour later
23:57try your best don't give up
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