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00:00welcome back to the vlog today we're going to the mall and our first mistake was letting mystery
00:09drive a few moments later parking by pure instinct delivers absolute precision this is the last time
00:17I ever sit in a car you drive that was terrifying meanwhile Genu can you smell it the scent of air
00:26conditioning and grilled sausages floor cleaner Abby meanwhile is this a free treadmill or what
00:44why am I so tired already a few moments later romance is jealous of a mannequin me you think
00:52you look better than me in that shirt step outside and let's duel I think the shirt is trying to escape
00:59before you do oh my god they promised this size would be comfortable meanwhile look everyone I'm
01:08so much taller now a few moments later your hair already covers your eyes and now sunglasses too
01:18can you even see anything it's as dark as my future huh I'll take these I think this bikini
01:25would look great on you Mira I don't understand how they thought a teeth pattern was a good idea
01:30for such a sensitive area baby Saja wake up this is not our home just five more minutes
01:40meanwhile meanwhile this stove is broken roomie I can't even cook anything okay Zoe hmm that's just
01:48a display model meanwhile cheap quality I barely tested its durability I can't resist this beauty
01:58whoa whoa wow amazing oops one hour later this wool blanket is so warm I want to buy it
02:09that's a floor rug not a blanket mystery one family size pizza please oh how many people are eating
02:20I am a family bruh eat fast then keep shopping okay wait what meanwhile utensils just get in the
02:33way uh-huh sorry I like many flavors oh no are you trying to give me an ice cream shower a few moments
02:47later you looked low on fiber so I bought you a veggie smoothie I have a really bad feeling about this
02:53I told you it was good meanwhile just a light warm-up with sunglasses on can you even grab a plush
03:07my hair meanwhile go go go almost there whoa
03:15whoa uh-oh AGH that was not supposed to happen
03:20this machine can't understand contemporary art
03:29this animal looks strange but somehow familiar
03:34it looks just like your long-lost twin mystery
03:38meanwhile
03:39this card is accelerating really
03:44at last a crown worthy of me
03:50give me my drink
03:58the water is clear but not as pure as my artistic soul
04:04move it you human roadblocks
04:07meanwhile
04:10Aya what are you planning to do with that coconut
04:12I'll use my iron head to crack it open
04:17I think I just unlocked my winter mode
04:26okay
04:28this aisle should come with a warning sign
04:31attention to the group of young men and women causing disturbances please leave the mall immediately
04:38one hour later let's get out of here before we're charged for the damages
04:43wow a few moments later
04:46we already left the mall but mystery why are you wearing sunglasses while driving again
04:50that's really dangerous
04:52uh it's fine I can see
04:54new vlog everyone we finally made it to Kiwi Park
04:57and of course Abby's already making a scene
05:00can we just act like we don't know him
05:02meanwhile
05:03guys we just got here
05:05and I already love first ride
05:10sir step aside
05:14this isn't a ride it's a metal detector
05:17exactly
05:18that's why I brought extra metal
05:20you can't enjoy a metal detector without it
05:23run mystery save your metal man
05:26meanwhile
05:31so your name is Baby Hay?
05:34yeah that's actually his real name
05:36hmm
05:37hmm
05:38I'm sorry but kids under 12 aren't allowed on 90% of our rides
05:43meanwhile
05:44we're about to ride the tornado
05:46Abby said he'd only come if he got the biggest cotton candy in the whole park
05:51all right new plan
05:53you go on the rides and I'll stick with romance on the safe ones
05:57meanwhile
05:58the guys were right
05:59the park is amazing
06:01the second ride is even better than the metal detector
06:04I've never felt such emotions before
06:11I bet the cow wins
06:13but dude
06:14if you beat that thing
06:16I'll bring every bit of metal from the junkyard
06:19this can't be tougher than sprinting past a guard with a backpack full of iron
06:24all right let's do this
06:27run
06:29run
06:31I think I'm seeing stars
06:41meanwhile
06:42look like Baby is finally allowed on all the rides
06:46probably his first and last one
06:49sir
06:51please sit properly
06:52that is not safe for anyone
06:54relax
06:55I will do it once the ride starts
07:05so Baby
07:06had enough rides for today?
07:07enough?
07:08I just started
07:09I'm going for the catapult next
07:11I want to see the whole park from space
07:13be angry
07:14in 3
07:152
07:161
07:17I refuse to go on anything made for toddlers
07:21I have standards
07:22sir
07:23you don't have a choice
07:24you're blacklisted from all regular
07:26meanwhile
07:27I can't find my friends
07:29so I'm surviving on instinct now
07:31North should be somewhere near the hot dogs
07:33but I'm totally not panicking
07:39hey
07:40I've been looking all over for ya
07:42a few moments later
07:44hey everyone
07:45welcome back to the park once
07:47today's adventure is just getting started
07:49let's see what kind of chaos we'll find
07:52okay okay
07:53note to self
07:54never press the big red button again
07:56it was supposed to start the ride
07:58not barbecuing
07:59so yeah
08:00our fun day at the park turned into an action movie
08:03best ride ever
08:04zero stars for safety though
08:05next time I'm wearing a helmet
08:06and a fireproof suit
08:08all right guys
08:09that's it for today's vlog
08:10definitely not how we planned it
08:11but hey
08:12at least no one got roasted
08:13whoa
08:14speak for yourself
08:15I think my shirt's officially medium rare
08:16look at this
08:18we're trekking
08:19and those two behind us
08:21one's carrying a rubber duck
08:22and the other's got popcorn
08:24are you bringing eggs and milk to feed the birds?
08:27huh?
08:28if you get hungry later
08:30don't come calling me
08:31if you keep holding that camera
08:34when will we ever reach the top?
08:36are you still mad at me for ripping your pikachu underwear yesterday?
08:41hmm
08:42with the amount of perfume you're carrying
08:44you could probably bathe the whole group
08:47I hope this time you've brought something useful for the trip
08:50oh
08:51I've got loads of makeup with me
08:53do you want to borrow some?
08:55Mira
08:56your lipstick can't replace a trekking pole you know
09:00so
09:01what do you think of my preparation roomie?
09:04huh?
09:05your shoes look like they could take you straight to the emergency room
09:08if you don't want to meet your ancestors
09:11change those shoes right now
09:13huh?
09:14I think you should take that duck and go play in the sea
09:17just wait
09:18I'll paraglide and land right on your face
09:21with Zoe's personality
09:23there's probably trouble coming
09:25let's hope she doesn't mess with that beehive
09:28a few moments later
09:30I just found the perfect dumbbell
09:32I'll take the shortcut
09:39the whole group will be surprised when they see me get there first
09:43spray perfume to attract some butterflies
09:46huh?
09:48or maybe some beautiful girls
09:51who knows
09:52maybe someone will come and invite me to be a runway model
09:55looks like mystery has ditched the ice skates
10:01or else I'll have to take him to the emergency room
10:11a few moments later
10:20ugh! Zoe's such a wasteful eater
10:22how did she drop popcorn here?
10:24mmm
10:25what's that awful smell?
10:30oh no help me
10:32it smells like bird poop
10:34that fall just ruined my makeup
10:36I can't keep going unless I look good
10:38huh?
10:39I'm truly one of a kind
10:43in case I get lost later but still find my way back
10:46Rumi and Genu definitely wouldn't think of this
10:49ha ha ha
10:50what?
10:51this arrangement should be fine
10:53I won't get lost
10:54this arrangement should be fine
10:55I won't get lost
11:01I'll reach the top first
11:03and I'm definitely gonna win
11:04ha ha
11:05okay
11:06I give up
11:07I have no idea why I agreed to this trip
11:10ha ha ha
11:16I found the fastest way to the top
11:18looks like Mira has given up
11:20then let's see how we get down the mountain
11:23but where is Genu?
11:25here's Genu
11:26you seem to be having a hard time
11:28hi guys
11:29ha ha ha ha
11:33looks like Mystery hasn't given up on his rollerblades yet, Gannett
11:36and I wonder what's gonna happen next
11:38ha ha ha ha
11:40looks like you've got way too much protein in you
11:46ha ha ha ha
11:48hey
11:50where did everyone go?
11:52looks like Baby has forgotten his rubber ducks
11:57see you all back on the ground, okay?
12:02hopefully no one ends up in the hospital
12:04wait, where did Genu go?
12:06this is serious
12:07Zoe's stomach suddenly became very swollen
12:09and she's in severe pain
12:10and we have to take her to the hospital immediately tonight
12:12I hope everything will be okay
12:13one hour later
12:15the two hours later
12:17the two hours later
12:19the two hours later
12:21the tumor in her abdomen has grown too large
12:23so surgery is no longer possible
12:29why did this have to happen to Zoe?
12:31let's take Zoe back now
12:34and we need to tell everyone too
12:36one hour later
12:38what's going on?
12:39why is everyone gathered here today?
12:41oh
12:42yeah
12:43the atmosphere feels really tense
12:45the thing is
12:46Genu and I took Zoe to the hospital
12:48and the doctor said
12:50they said
12:51there's a tumor in her abdomen
12:53it has grown too large for surgery
12:56they said
12:57there's nothing more they can do
13:00I think we should do all the good things we can for her
13:03hmm
13:04so Zoe won't have any regrets
13:06I agree
13:07a few moments later
13:08what did the doctor tell you Rumi?
13:10everyone looks so shaken
13:11mm-hmm
13:12the doctor just said you need to rest
13:14everyone's just worried about you
13:15okay
13:16now Genu and I will cook porridge for Zoe
13:22a few moments later
13:23eat a little so you'll feel better
13:25mm-hmm
13:26this is my first time cooking nai
13:27and it's all for you
13:28are you trying to make me feel better?
13:30or trying to poison me?
13:32this dress looks nice
13:33should we buy it for Zoe?
13:34hey!
13:35stop wandering around Genu
13:37a dress?
13:38where would she even wear it?
13:39you're way too clumsy Genu
13:41I think it's better if we just buy some fruit, books, and headphones for Zoe to relax
13:46hmm
13:47a few moments later
13:48you're all being unusually nice boo
13:50don't scare me like that
13:52just lie still Zoe
13:54sorry for nagging you in the past
13:56whenever you borrowed my makeup
13:58if you like anything now
13:59just tell me
14:00I'll give it to you
14:01huh?
14:02I'll give you my three best friends
14:04they're all rare
14:05thanks baby
14:06so cute
14:07so different from your usual childish ways
14:10I've been saving this for a long time lie
14:12here it's for you
14:13what is that Abby?
14:15look at me Vara
14:16do I look like someone who needs that much protein?
14:18hmm
14:19go ahead and use it
14:20if you run out just tell me
14:21this amount is enough for me to take a whole bath with it
14:24and hmm
14:25what's wrong with everyone today?
14:26what?
14:27oh
14:28do you want something to eat?
14:30hmm
14:31buy me some ice cream okay?
14:33okay
14:34I hope I'll get to buy ice cream for her many more times
14:37hehehe
14:39here you go
14:40hehehe
14:41thank you
14:42a few moments later
14:47my stomach hurts
14:48I need go to the restroom quickly
14:50everything seems to be fine
14:53my belly is smaller now
14:56hehehehe
14:57meanwhile
14:58hello who is this?
14:59where?
15:00hmm
15:02I'm calling from the hospital
15:04we want to inform you that there was a mix up between Zoe's file and another patient's
15:09in fact Zoe simply has an upset stomach from overeating
15:12hmm
15:13this mistake has caused unnecessary stress for her and everyone around her
15:16we sincerely apologize
15:17the hospital said Zoe is fine
15:19and they just mixed up her medical file with someone else's
15:22a few moments later
15:24Zoe?
15:25how do you explain this?
15:26hehehe well Mira gave me a bunch of discount coupons
15:28so I asked Abby to go eat with me
15:30and that night my stomach suddenly got all swollen
15:32flashback
15:33here take all these discount coupons
15:35ah
15:36I'm on a diet so I won't be using them
15:41eat up Abby
15:42this meal is on me
15:43oh
15:49give it back Zoe
15:50you really know how to tease people
15:52I've changed my mind
15:54these three ducks don't want to stay with you anymore
15:57eat a little less
15:59huh
16:00you're about to turn into a cute hippo at this rate
16:02hmm
16:03hmm
16:04that was seriously terrifying
16:05hmm
16:06Abby went with Zoe that day too with Thig
16:08how come nothing happened to him?
16:09then where is Abby?
16:11what?
16:12meanwhile
16:13ah
16:14what's wrong with my stomach?
16:16ah
16:18ugh
16:20ugh
16:22ugh
16:23I thought I was dead
16:25I'll eat my eggs and meat
16:27and never go with Zoe again
16:30ah
16:32we have officially arrived at Hypeland
16:34and who should I prank first today?
16:36ugh
16:37you better be careful
16:38or the one getting pranked might be you
16:39and Abby
16:40eggs, milk, now bananas?
16:42you look like a full on gorilla dude
16:44keep talking like that
16:45and this gorilla might just snap you in half
16:47you know?
16:48I just went to the bathroom for one minute
16:50and they all vanished
16:51hey
16:52seriously this is so annoying
16:54happy
17:00just you wait
17:01a few moments later
17:05after this race, all the girls who like you will switch over to me
17:09those girls would overdose on your ridiculous amount of muscles
17:12meanwhile
17:13swing carousel challenge
17:14whoever loses has to clean the toilets for a whole month
17:16Whoever loses has to clean the toilets for a whole month.
17:19You in?
17:19I'm not scared of you.
17:21Bring it on.
17:22Back off.
17:25Not a chance.
17:30Take that and accept your defeat.
17:36Dirty trick.
17:38Meanwhile.
17:40So that's it?
17:42Pretty normal.
17:43Rumi, Mira, and Baby are all up on the carousel.
17:48Time to add a little extra excitement to this ride.
17:59Now it's my turn.
18:07Genu, you dirty cheater.
18:10Now all three of them will be taking turns cleaning the toilets for a month.
18:19Meanwhile.
18:19I'll take you to a ride that'll make every pretty girl watching admire you.
18:24Huh?
18:25Ha ha.
18:26I just overheard that two manly guys are going on the teacup ride.
18:30I'll help them become even more attractive to the ladies.
18:33Ha ha.
18:33This spot has the best view for checking out girls, so they'll definitely sit here.
18:39Ha ha ha.
18:41A few moments later.
18:43I don't see any pretty girls around here at all.
18:45You seriously suck at flirting.
18:46Yeah, right.
18:47Like, you're any better.
18:48I'm bored here with you.
18:54Oh, no.
18:58Let's go find everyone to go home.
19:00There's nothing interesting here.
19:01Why is everyone looking at us and laughing?
19:03Ha ha ha.
19:05Because I'm way too handsome, obviously.
19:08Ha ha ha.
19:09A few moments later.
19:11These two guys seriously think all the girls love them, but the truth is their backsides are covered in pain.
19:16I could literally laugh myself to death.
19:19This is a special gift for our little princess.
19:22Let's see how she reacts to it.
19:24Ha ha.
19:25Ha ha ha.
19:26Have fun here, little baby.
19:28Huh?
19:30Ha ha ha.
19:34What the heck?
19:36Why are you here?
19:37Ha ha ha.
19:38We're finally here at Clearwater Beach.
19:43Ha ha.
19:44Did you bring your rubber ducks?
19:45Of course.
19:47They're my bodyguards.
19:48Ha ha ha.
19:48A few moments later.
19:50We just got here, Genu.
19:51What on earth are you doing?
19:53Are you trying to attract girls looking like that?
19:55A handsome and charming man must know how to protect his flawless skin.
19:58Ha ha.
19:58You look like a talking birthday cake right now.
20:00You're more likely to scare the pretty girls away.
20:03Cut it out.
20:04Go play somewhere else.
20:05Ha ha ha.
20:06Meanwhile.
20:06Can you seriously not take a single step without that duck?
20:09You look like a little kid.
20:10People probably think I'm your mom.
20:11As long as I look cuter than you, it's fine.
20:13How dare you insult my defense system.
20:15Ha ha ha.
20:16Ha ha ha.
20:16Ha ha ha.
20:17Get out of here.
20:19Stop pecking the float.
20:20Those are my snacks.
20:22Ha ha ha.
20:22Meanwhile.
20:23Why did you bring that giant tub to the beach?
20:25Are you planning to mix drinks for every tourist here?
20:28If I can't finish it, I can always use it to shower later.
20:30Ha ha ha.
20:31Ha ha ha.
20:32Ha ha ha.
20:33Ha ha ha.
20:33Ha ha ha.
20:34Ha ha ha.
20:34Ha ha ha.
20:35Ha ha ha.
20:36Ha ha ha.
20:36Ha ha ha ha.
20:38Ha ha ha ha.
20:39Let's get a surfing shot for social media, Zoe.
20:42If I fall, please edit it to look nice, okay?
20:45Don't make me look like a stranded fish.
20:46Ha ha ha ha.
20:47Ha ha ha ha.
20:48You know, the sun's shining pretty bright today, but it's still not as bright as your smile.
20:52Ha ha ha ha.
20:53Oh, really?
20:54How many people have you said that to?
20:55Only you, everyone else, wasn't beautiful enough for me to risk saying it.
21:00Ha ha ha ha.
21:01You're smooth.
21:02Too smooth.
21:03Ha ha ha.
21:04Honey, I've been looking for you everywhere.
21:06No!
21:06How dare you lie to me!
21:07Get away from me!
21:08Ha ha ha ha!
21:09Wait, hold on.
21:10Just let me explain.
21:11I can't believe you lied to me like this!
21:13It's over!
21:14What are you doing, Mira?
21:19That joke isn't funny at all!
21:21Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
21:23Serves you right, you hopeless flirt.
21:26Oh no!
21:28Ha ha ha ha!
21:30Ha ha ha ha!
21:32Ha ha ha ha!
21:36Do I look like an ancient warrior?
21:39Girls will flock around me!
21:41Ha ha ha ha!
21:42Why is there a jellyfish here?
21:44It looks so cute!
21:45Ha ha ha!
21:50I eat my dust, romance!
21:52No way!
21:53Loser has to bark like a dog!
21:55Ha ha ha ha!
21:57Ha ha ha ha!
22:02Ha ha ha ha!
22:03Do you feed eggs to fish?
22:05I need to load protein any time for the muscles!
22:08Ha ha ha ha!
22:09Ha ha ha ha!
22:11Are you serious?
22:12You eat eggs non-stop, pet?
22:13Your head is basically turning into an egg now!
22:15Not eating is how you end up tiny like you, and no wonder your girlfriend dumped you!
22:19You're so short, can you even hit the ball?
22:22I can hit your face, so the ball won't be a problem!
22:25Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
22:27I think you should go to your room and put on makeup
22:36Even for beach volleyball, I still have to look gorgeous
22:41Look perfect already
22:43Honestly, this could be a whole beach photo shoot
22:48Oh no
22:50What the hell, mystery? You just snapped my lipstick
22:58We're playing beach volleyball here, not hosting your makeup studio
23:02Meanwhile, what a refreshing and relaxing day
23:06Oh my god, swim
23:20What is that, Genu? You look totally pathetic
23:38Turn that camera off right now
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