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00:00Hi guys! Today Rumi is sharing the secret to getting that glass skin look. See, I'm totally barefaced. No lipstick, no makeup, no filter at all.
00:11That's right! We're naturally beautiful. All we do is drink plain water.
00:17Such a lie.
00:20This morning I clearly saw you two slapping on tons of makeup.
00:24Haha, Genu is just joking around. Let's cut that part out, okay?
00:42What is it this time, Professor?
00:44Introducing the SOI 3000 Goggles. It uses anti-filter rays to strip away all makeup and visual illusions, revealing the raw, naked truth.
01:01No.
01:06Stay away from our faces!
01:08Mirror on the wall? Who's the fairest of them all?
01:14Girls line up just to look at me.
01:19It's exhausting being this attractive.
01:22Test subject number one.
01:25Diagnosis.
01:26Severe narcissism.
01:29Scanning subject.
01:37Oh my god! I thought he was handsome! This is horrifying!
01:42Warning! Hair oil levels sufficient to fry an egg.
01:46Foreign object detected between teeth. Level 7.
01:53The so-called heartthrob romance has veggies stuck in his teeth.
01:57That's just...
02:02a new fashion style.
02:05Wow!
02:10Now it's the selfie queen's turn!
02:14Bunk!
02:15No!
02:16Stay away from our faces.
02:23Help me.
02:25I haven't even drawn my eyebrows yet.
02:30I haven't contoured my nose yet.
02:33Don't zoom in.
02:41There's no escape.
02:43Maximum scan mode.
02:45Fachi child.
02:45Activated.
02:49No, Mystery.
02:51Please don't scan my face.
02:54Someone stop him.
03:02Turn it off.
03:06Oh, no.
03:07If that machine scans my face,
03:09it might be even scarier than Rumi.
03:13There's too much data.
03:14The machine needs more time to analyze and find a solution.
03:17Hmm.
03:18Maybe we should.
03:19Change your facial skin layer, Rumi.
03:22System error.
03:25Virtual beauty level exceeds measurable limits.
03:29Data overload.
03:30Makeup layer too thick.
03:32The machine is overheating.
03:36Well, that's a wrap.
03:39But honestly, this looks way funnier than using a filter.
03:48Well, now everyone looks equally ugly.
03:51No need to be jealous anymore.
03:52Today's lesson, never let mystery invent things again.
03:55And remember, whether you're barefaced or wearing makeup, having fun is what makes you beautiful.
04:00Bye-bye.
04:01Oh, smells like smoke.
04:06If I stink like this, the girls are totally going to dump me.
04:09Hey, guys.
04:11Welcome to the Mystery Box Food Challenge.
04:14Whoever finishes their dish wins $1,000.
04:18A few moments later.
04:19And our first brave contestant today is Abby.
04:23Hmm.
04:24I just hope there's nothing in that box still breathing.
04:28All right.
04:29Hmm.
04:29Let's see.
04:30What's my dish?
04:33Ooh.
04:34Ah!
04:36What is this, Rumi?
04:38It smells like...
04:40Come on, Abby.
04:45Don't you want to win $1,000?
04:46Meanwhile...
04:52Next contestant, Baby.
04:53Do your best, Baby Bee.
04:55Abby already gave up.
04:56He's just muscles and no skills.
04:58I'm taking the win.
05:04Uh-oh.
05:05White paper never means something good.
05:07Guess I'll apologize to my stomach later.
05:14Nope.
05:16Meanwhile...
05:24Next up, Romance.
05:25I believe you'll win that $1,000.
05:28It seems like the previous contestants weren't doing very well.
05:35Uh-oh.
05:36Huh?
05:37Huh?
05:37I see it looking at me.
05:40Rumi?
05:41Can I just quit?
05:43Since Romance gave up, we've got a special punishment just for him.
05:50Stay tuned till the end to find out.
05:52Huh?
05:53Meanwhile...
05:54And here's Mira.
05:55The bravest girl today, or maybe the next victim?
05:58We'll see.
05:59Hmm.
06:00She literally dragged me into this.
06:02Oh, I love cheese.
06:10What the heck is this, Rumi?
06:15Hmm.
06:17Oh, no.
06:22It's in my nose!
06:25Meanwhile...
06:25And now, Genu will be our next victim.
06:28I mean, contestant.
06:30I have a bad feeling about this challenge.
06:38Lucky!
06:40Easy for me.
06:42Hmm.
06:45Why does this cookie taste like...
06:47toothpaste?
06:48Meanwhile...
06:55Can I not play this game?
06:58Quiet!
06:59Aha!
06:59This is mystery.
07:00We'll move on to his turn to draw.
07:05Not bad.
07:07It seems luck is on my side today.
07:09How many years have you kept this egg?
07:11Why does it smell so awful?
07:13Meanwhile...
07:18And now, here comes the last contestant.
07:21Zoe!
07:22Yes!
07:23I love challenges.
07:24This is gonna be fun.
07:28Yes, yes, yes!
07:29I love noodles!
07:31Why didn't you tell me it's big and spicy?
07:36Hmm.
07:38A few moments later...
07:40Get out of my way!
07:43No, I need it more.
07:47Meanwhile...
07:48Come on, Abby.
07:49Come out and say hello to the audience.
07:51I won't make you eat that dish anymore.
07:54Meanwhile...
07:55It seems like Mira is so scared that she's gotten sick.
08:02Meanwhile...
08:03I think you shouldn't talk for the next three days.
08:07A few moments later...
08:09And this is your punishment.
08:11Clean up the mess that everyone else left behind.
08:16Hi, everyone.
08:17It's me again.
08:19Today, I'm at the airport Sara, ready to start my dream trip to the African savannah.
08:24A few moments later...
08:26And here's our fitness king, who can't survive without his dumbbells.
08:29Huh?
08:29Yes, he's actually bringing them to Africa.
08:31Gotta keep the gains going.
08:32Even on safari.
08:34Baby, what are you planning to do with all these ducks in Africa?
08:37They're my secret weapon.
08:39Ever seen a lion scared of a quack?
08:41Gina, what did you bring with you?
08:44Just my tools.
08:46You never know when something might need fixing.
08:48Mira, are you planning to do makeup for every animal in Africa?
08:52Well, someone's got to make those lions runway ready.
08:56Zoe, do you even know where we're going?
08:58Why so many swimsuits?
08:59Of course I do.
09:01I'm just making sure I look fabulous if we find any puddle on the way.
09:04A few moments later...
09:06Hi, everyone.
09:07We're in Africa.
09:08Look, zebras, giraffes, and lions.
09:10So cool.
09:11And we're still alive for now.
09:13Abby, looks like those elephants want to challenge you.
09:18I'd rather not lift that weight.
09:20What, are you planning to lift weights and challenge an elephant next?
09:24Maybe I'll give it a shot.
09:28You're in Africa.
09:29Look at these giraffes, so tall and cute.
09:31Do you think they'd take a selfie with us if I smile harder?
09:34Maybe if you grow a few meters taller.
09:36We've been driving for hours, and I still don't see the beach.
09:40That's okay.
09:41I was planning to swim with these adorable ducks instead.
09:44Eat up, little buddy.
09:45Then I'll take you out for a walk.
09:51What are you planning to do with all that water in this hole?
09:55I'm making a swimming pool.
09:57Can't let my bikinis go to waste.
10:02I've found the perfect spot to make a fire and camp for tonight.
10:11You and I should test our strength a little, huh?
10:21I'm a genius.
10:27Totally worth packing this bikini.
10:34These spikes are real?
10:36And this is the white rhino.
10:37Wait.
10:38Hey, no, not the fire.
10:41Meanwhile.
10:42What did you do to make them so mad?
10:45I just wanted to test my strength with the baby elephant.
10:47Maybe we should end this beach trip right here.
10:50I totally agree.
10:55We should probably find the others and go home.
10:59Yeah, that sounds like the best plan we've had all day.
11:01Did you just put sunscreen on that monkey?
11:05I think we should run.
11:06Now.
11:08I miss my gym already.
11:11And I can't wait to get back to my makeup room and look human again.
11:16I just want to get home and swim with my rubber ducks in the bathtub.
11:20And I want to wear my cutest bikinis to a real swimming pool.
11:25Rumi, you still have the plane tickets for everyone, right?
11:29Of course.
11:29I laminated them in mud.
11:33Hi, everyone.
11:34We're getting ready to head off on our new beach vlog trip.
11:36Who's as excited as I am?
11:38I brought super strength sunscreen.
11:39And I only brought my tolerance for the heat.
11:41Meanwhile.
11:42Sir, I'm afraid these might not be appropriate for travel.
11:45They're my beach buddies.
11:47You don't go swimming without rubber ducks.
11:49Meanwhile.
11:50And here's mystery.
11:52Not exactly excited about the beach trip.
11:54But he's found the comfiest Scott in the airport.
11:57Meanwhile.
11:58Limit's 23 kilos, bro.
12:00You packed 43K.
12:01Are you going on vacation or competing in the Olympics?
12:04Why not both?
12:06Meanwhile.
12:07Hey, guys.
12:07I'm sitting next to Genu.
12:08But wow, these seats are tight.
12:10Stop filming me, miss.
12:12I'm not part of your vlog.
12:13This flight's going to feel real long.
12:15Few moments later.
12:16I bet no one's ever wondered this.
12:18But do you know what happens when you flush on a plane?
12:20I hope there's no one down there.
12:22Because it's going to turn into a public shower.
12:24There's no protein in this meal.
12:26I need fuel.
12:27Sir, this is an airplane, not a gym.
12:29We are getting bored.
12:33We just wanted to see how the plane works.
12:36This is the cockpit, not a playground.
12:39Get out.
12:40The captain let me fly the plane.
12:42Worst decision ever.
12:45Ready for the beach.
12:47Masks on.
12:48Moods perfect.
12:50I wanted to sit next to Zoe, not Shark Clown over here.
12:55All right, guys.
12:56Quick update.
12:57We're spinning like a smoothie.
12:58But I'm still vlogging.
13:00Because content never dies.
13:02Unlike us, maybe.
13:04Few moments later.
13:05Thank goodness.
13:06We're safe.
13:07But where are the other 70 passengers?
13:09Oh, they just went for a swim.
13:11Totally fine.
13:12Probably.
13:13Romance.
13:14Care to explain what that is?
13:15It's survival fashion.
13:17Coconut armor.
13:18Leaf design.
13:18Call me Tarzan Deluxe, warrior of the jungle.
13:21Shoo, kid.
13:22It's not playtime.
13:24Zoe, they don't look friendly.
13:27And kind of hungry.
13:28Relax, Mira.
13:30Everything's under control.
13:31While everyone's trying to survive, this guy's just snacking.
13:35Relax, bro.
13:37Have some chips.
13:38Unless you're scared of carbs.
13:42I thought the fish here were vegan.
13:45He's officially gone vegan now.
13:47Bananas and coconuts.
13:51The only ones that don't chase me away.
13:53Few moments later.
13:55They didn't see us.
13:57At least the lighting's perfect for the vlog.
14:02Before you stands the face of two desperate castaways.
14:05That's the third time today.
14:07Maybe if someone screamed louder.
14:08Oh, sure.
14:09You want me to scream louder?
14:10Baby came up with a plan to survive.
14:13Swim back to the mainland.
14:14Genius, right?
14:15Simple plan's the best plan.
14:17It's called efficiency.
14:18We actually built a raft.
14:20Four hours of sweat and tears later, and we are escaping this island.
14:26Help us!
14:27We're here!
14:28Whoa!
14:29We're here!
14:32We're finally saved.
14:33Back to civilization.
14:35No more sand or wild animals.
14:37I'm spending an entire day on the toilet.
14:39This is the man who rescued us, Bobby.
14:41I didn't know we owned a yacht.
14:42Must have made a fortune from concerts, huh?
14:44You guys are my most valuable treasure.
14:47Looks like they're relaxing and sunbathing.
14:49Let's see who turns into a tomato first.
14:52Meanwhile...
14:56Relax a bit.
14:57Why are you always working out?
14:59Survival matters, but discipline comes first.
15:03Meanwhile...
15:03Look!
15:04I found a giant bag of corn.
15:06Wow!
15:07Do you even know how to use a microwave?
15:09Of course I do.
15:10I'm not stupid.
15:13Ooh!
15:14Let me drive this yacht.
15:21I'll be the best captain ever.
15:23Huh?
15:25More like the captain of disaster.
15:27We're gonna crash!
15:30No!
15:38Ha ha!
15:39Wow, Bobby.
15:40What an amazing captain.
15:41I think it'll be a while before you can afford another yacht.
15:47Thanks for saving us.
15:49Guess this trip will be unforgettable.
15:52Wait, what about the guys?
15:54What?
15:54Guys, we just survived a plane crash,
15:57and we have no idea where we are!
16:00You're vlogging again, huh?
16:02What the heck is this romance?
16:04Ah, right.
16:05Jungle couture.
16:07King of monkeys.
16:09Huh?
16:10Genu and Abby are building a shelter for us.
16:12Since no one's come to rescue us yet,
16:15we might as well make a place to rest.
16:17Meanwhile...
16:18What the heck, Mystery?
16:20You're napping now?
16:22Just testing the new mattress.
16:24Bit too firm, though.
16:26Meanwhile...
16:27Where did you even get that duck?
16:29And are you fishing with corn?
16:30Huh.
16:31Fish love healthy snacks.
16:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
16:35Meanwhile...
16:35While...
16:36And here we have Romance Palais,
16:38the newly crowned king of monkeys.
16:42Abby and I are looking for food.
16:45This jungle looks kind of dangerous.
16:49A few moments later...
16:51They look scary, bud.
16:52I have a bad feeling about this.
16:54Relax.
16:55Maybe they just want to welcome the new neighbors.
16:57You said they wanted to make friends.
17:00Looks like they want to eat us instead.
17:01maybe that's just their way of saying hello Gino and Abby have been gone for
17:08too long and maybe we should go look for them Zoey let's drink some water and
17:18keep looking for them Rumi a few moments later what the heck is going on I hope
17:28they're okay look I don't think they are there are people on this island who
17:40tied you up oh some new friends keep going don't let them catch you meanwhile
17:54where did everyone go hmm probably out there trying to catch some Wi-Fi waves I
18:01wonder how long we'll be stuck here hey at least we've got a million-dollar view
18:09meanwhile wait well where's romance haven't seen him all day meanwhile
18:19the next day these two are building a raft to save us and I'll I'm not sure it's
18:28gonna float though meanwhile done let's give it a test let's go
18:35meanwhile we're down here SOS somebody help us it's already day two I miss fried chicken
18:52no one's coming for us let's go find something to eat I'm not sure these are
18:59safe to eat they look tasty I'll try one one hour later oh no I need to go to the toilet
19:09ew Zoey watch out or a snake might bite your butt next time check what you eat first meanwhile
19:22meanwhile baby came up with an idea we'll swim back to civilization ourselves and then I think
19:33his head's just for growing plants romance where have you been these past two days we've been looking
19:38everywhere for you well I'm the king of this island kings don't need supervision yes do you think
19:43someone will find us tomorrow if not we'll have to actually swim have faith they're probably on their
19:49way the next day finally we're saved thank goodness I was starting to talk to the sand yeah and the sand
20:01was talking back meanwhile I don't think I'll ever eat grilled fish again as long as we're alive I could
20:07eat sand and be happy meanwhile at least I proved I could survive like Tarzan bad news everyone our
20:17cruise ship got caught in a storm and drifted here I don't know where this is anymore a few moments
20:24later after a while of searching I saw baobab trees but it seems we are in Madagascar hope this trip
20:30goes smoothly oh look at these cute hippos wait why are there hippos here
20:35Jinu I saw a hippo just now now a giraffe well I think they just migrated here
20:44Jinu is this a zebra what's wrong with this place there are hippos giraffes lions zebras and now there
20:55are penguins I think they were just talking right you must be crazy do you think we're in a movie
21:00meanwhile are we just gonna lie here do you want to lie here or get chased by those animals
21:06I've had enough of being chased by wild boars once
21:09Rumi instead of standing there taking pictures can you get this little creature out of my head
21:18you and he really look alike get to know each other and you might become best friends
21:26a few moments later
21:28well see blah meanwhile Abby I see your brother where he's at school why is he here
21:41you look exactly like him lost brother get out of here I don't want to be here anymore
21:53ah brave warrior Zoe go slow and wait for me I don't want to be in this damn place anymore I hate insects
22:05baby get this thing out of my face
22:15a few moments later meanwhile well since we're already here let's experience this place for a bit
22:31and then find a way to go home another time a few moments later it's so lively here and I have to try
22:39all the food look everyone there are so many crabs here and they're cheap too I'm gonna eat all of them
22:49absolutely divine mmm get them while you can save some for me
22:57let me show you what daily life is like for the people here they're washing their clothes in the stream
23:08well I guess I'm done washing for the day
23:11you certainly made a splash didn't you
23:15a few moments later there's so much delicious food here I have to eat it all
23:20slow down Abby be polite I told the three of them earlier to eat fewer oysters and now they're
23:27experiencing the consequences for not listening
23:29we're here during the festival the fireworks are so beautiful
23:43wait I think I forgot to find a way home the next day I have an idea you guys go find some plastic
23:51bottles here so we can make a distress signal
23:53look how many we've done already it's gonna look amazing when it's finished
24:02like this okay hope someone sees
24:08hmm we're done now let's sit here and pray someone sees this plea for help
24:16a few moments later
24:17finally home
24:23do you knew Abby who who this is our last chance so don't be not
24:32meanwhile
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