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00:00we're live live welcome to aqua adventure park
00:08are you seriously expecting them to count coins until tomorrow morning
00:16money is money i've been smashing my piggy bank and saving for 10 years
00:25sir this is a water park not a wishing fountain
00:31a few moments later no tickets with coins fine
00:37then it's a wishing fountain now i have to ask why did you bring wool swim shorts to a water park
00:47hmm hmm i i thought wearing wool swim shorts would keep me warmer
00:55those fins look a bit serious for this pool
01:05planning an underwater adventure or what
01:08you wouldn't understand these are my secret weapons to dominate this kiddie pool
01:14this keep out sign is probably just for decoration
01:20a slide this cool can't go to waste
01:23it's right there in your face are you testing the slide or your bones
01:31you've already plastered yourself with a ton of sunscreen planning to cosplay an egyptian mummy
01:45still not enough uv rays are enemy number one add another layer
01:53getting rich
02:01isn't that hard
02:03it says children only i've got an adult body but a childlike mindset
02:11guys push harder it's the float that's fat
02:13that's fat not me come on together one two three push
02:19stop right there are you trying to
02:21poison the entire pool with that white goo
02:27it's sunscreen sir
02:29i'm just protecting this precious skin
02:31we're supposed to be detoxing in a sauna and i smell grilled meat
02:39mystery what are you up to now according to my totally made up science this is the
02:47most advanced cooking method ever
02:50buying a drink
02:52wow i finally caught you doing something normal
02:56no drink it
02:58no that pool is basically pure chlorine
03:01i bought purified water to dilute it
03:03my skin is super sensitive
03:05a few moments later
03:07you come to a water park and sleep like you're dead
03:18don't worry i'll help you connect with nature
03:21wake up time buddy
03:30call me the captain
03:32anyone who messes with my territory
03:34gets soaked head to toe
03:38that cotton candy looks way too sweet
03:40let me help you cut the sweetness
03:42is it really okay to do makeup in a wave pool
03:49wave pool it's totally fine
03:55remember to take protein if you want good results
03:58this is definitely not an advertisement
04:02i just need some water to dissolve the way
04:04what
04:06i want the yellow duck
04:16why it was right there
04:18this claw machine is a scam
04:24why did you bring shampoo to a water park
04:28oh
04:29it's sun and shine shampoo i need to protect my hair
04:31that's not how shampoo works
04:33ah
04:35my hair got greasy this morning
04:38gotta wash it smooth again
04:40hey everyone welcome back to my vlogma
04:43today we're at this super fun water park
04:45whoa i'm only here because they said there's cup noodles flavored like pool water
04:49water
04:51baby what are you planning to do with all these rubber ducks
04:55just in case the pool sink
04:57abby are you afraid the park won't have food or what
05:01do you have boiled eggs and milk here too
05:07mystery where exactly are you fishing in a water park
05:11obviously in the pool
05:13uh... zoe i don't think your skin even needs sunscreen towel
05:17it's fine
05:19i'm just giving the pool some extra vitamin d
05:21i'll put on extra thick lipstick
05:23so if one layer fades
05:25there's still another underneath
05:27baby
05:29baby
05:30how did you even manage to bring rubber ducks inside
05:33i
05:35hid them in my shorts
05:37i need to smell perfect
05:39to attract girls as charming and romantic as me
05:43a few moments later
05:45gotta warm up well before diving in
05:49don't wanna give the pool a cramp
05:51no gym
05:55no gym
05:56no problem tay
05:57i'll work on my back and chest at the pool
05:59but first protein time
06:01genu
06:02could you help me find my swim trunks
06:04the moment you started holding that board in front of you
06:06i knew something was up
06:10let's just hope no girl sees you walking like that to the locker room
06:15your turn will come genu
06:17meanwhile
06:22has anyone seen my shorts
06:25a few moments later
06:28do you think it's thick enough now
06:30so the lipstick and foundation won't wash off
06:33mystery
06:34i'm scared of heights
06:35and my legs are shaking already
06:37if you wanna slide past fear
06:38you gotta climb higher than it
06:40mira
06:41see
06:42we're sliding faster than fear itself
06:43yeah
06:44we're so fast my heart left before i did
06:47i only made it to the last cotton candy
06:53why is my stomach already rebelling
06:55actually this isn't as bad as i thought
06:59you're about to witness
07:02the baby faced assassin
07:05jenu
07:06did you see where my shorts went
07:08i'm luckier than abby hut
07:09at least i don't need a floaty to get to the locker room
07:12i'm luckier than abby hut
07:14at least i don't need a floaty to get to the locker room
07:17next time i meet tarzan i'm challenging him to a duel
07:29i've walked all day and still couldn't find a girl as romantic as me
07:38guess i'll just rest and smell fabulous instead
07:48my ice cream
07:49a few moments later
07:51maybe i'll switch to a new lipstick when i get home
07:54one that's waterproof and survival proof
07:58don't you dare baby
07:59i just finished my makeup
08:01perfect
08:02you're totally rocking the aqua gothic look now
08:05a few moments later
08:08i was wrong when i said this was comfy
08:13hmm
08:14how many showers will it take to lose this smell
08:17zoe don't go into the pool tank or we're all going home early
08:22i need a whitening bath or i'll look like i just came back from the grave
08:26let's go to the water park with our group
08:29just got to the water park and you two are already making me want to end the vlog and go home
08:34hold on let me finish my lipstick i'm not going down any slide looking ugly
08:37yeah keep doing your makeup when it washes off later don't come crying to me for directions
08:42what's going on zoe
08:44huh
08:45i can't find the bottom half of my bikini
08:47am i supposed to cover myself with leaves like tarzan
08:50are you planning to pour that way into the pool for a muscle bath or what
08:54why are you carrying something as big as a fire extinguisher
08:58you look like a mother hen leading a whole flock of ducklings
09:02cuter than your face that's for sure
09:05oh wow looks like gino's busy flirting again
09:10guess it'll be a long time before he actually joins us on the water slides
09:13nope
09:14how can i help you sir
09:16i need you to give me back my heart could you do that
09:20a few moments later
09:22can i borrow one of your bikinis i forgot my swimsuit
09:25that doesn't make any sense at all
09:27but it's okay you forget everything except how to cause trouble
09:30look roomie i just stole baby's sandals
09:33those sandals look as big as your entire face
09:36whoo i'm so talented i can do multiple things at once
09:46what flavor would you like sir any flavor is fine as long as it's as sweet as you
09:51can you stop bothering my chill zone for a second abby
09:57a few moments later
10:12i just finished changing into my bikini
10:14where did everyone go
10:16floating around like this isn't really that fun huh
10:30water fight
10:33hey you ruined my ice cream
10:39how dare you flirt with my girlfriend
10:57let's see who slides the fastest
11:00whoever loses has to bark like a dog
11:03okay
11:04dad where are you going
11:22huh
11:25i'm stuck pull me out
11:39we're trying harder everyone it's not budging
11:42nope
11:45genu let's compete to see who can stay underwater the longest
11:48whoever loses will be a dog
11:50that person is definitely you
11:52it's been five minutes and i don't see any movement from genu
11:57huh
11:58wait a moment let me wake him up
12:00a few moments later
12:02what are you doing in the pool abby
12:03are you really bringing weights out here
12:05go back to your gym
12:06practice is discipline you have to maintain it at all times
12:14i'll confiscate this basket of eggs for now
12:16and i can't let you dirty our swimming pool
12:18if you keep being so picky you'll age quickly
12:21bonk
12:22this is how strong men should be
12:25these chicks don't know anything
12:27either you go back to your gym
12:30or i'll throw away all the eggs milk and meat in the fridge
12:33hey you're a devil
12:35meanwhile
12:36did you use up all the sunscreen i gave you
12:38are you trying to scare anyone with that look
12:40you have to protect your skin carefully girls love me because of my white skin and my coolness
12:44huh
12:45genu you have to watch mystery don't let him dirty our pool
12:49okay
12:50grrr
12:51nope
12:52dude
12:53don't you can't get in the pool like that
12:55oh i'll lend you my kite to play with
12:57don't come near the pool anymore
12:58huh
12:59huh
13:00whoa i'm flying
13:05this is incredible
13:07meanwhile
13:09this swimming pool smells like the sweat of those men
13:12i have to put perfume in it to make it smell nice
13:15oh
13:17oh
13:18you and i have to stop romance from destroying the swimming pool again
13:23hmm
13:24i'm gonna confiscate all this perfume until we finish swimming
13:27huh
13:29you're not cute at all
13:31go swimming you talk too much let me help
13:34meanwhile
13:38mira
13:39aren't you going swimming
13:41hmm
13:42you have to be beautiful before swimming
13:44hmm
13:46i look like a swimsuit model in a magazine
13:53hahaha
13:55water gun coming
13:56ah
13:58ah
14:03ah
14:04whoo
14:05ahhh
14:06i cannot believe you just did that
14:07hahaha
14:08gotcha
14:09watch it
14:10hahah
14:11how old are you to bring this thing into the pool
14:12this is not that thing this is my defense system
14:15my best friend
14:16ok
14:17i'm so thirsty i have to ask zoe to make me some water to drink
14:20hmm
14:21Hmm, I don't think asking Zoe is a good idea a few moments later. Are you making water for baby? Huh?
14:29I think this will be fun
14:33Zoe made you some water baby, and I think you'll like it
14:41You look like the king of the pool there
14:44My stomach hurts so much and I think I need to go to the bathroom, but I don't think I'll make it in time
14:49That is absolutely disgusting
14:51What is wrong with you?
14:55Why is the pool water this color and horrible smell?
15:00It's your fault, Zoe
15:02We tried our best, but the pranksters got through
15:07The pool is ruined
15:10We have officially arrived at hype land and who should I prank first today?
15:14You better be careful or the one getting pranked might be you and Abby eggs milk now bananas
15:20You look like a full-on gorilla dude
15:22Keep talking like that and this gorilla might just snap you in half, you know
15:26I just went to the bathroom for one minute and they all vanished
15:30Seriously, this is so annoying
15:32Abby! Just you wait!
15:40A few moments later
15:44After this race, all the girls who like you will switch over to me
15:47Those girls would overdose on your ridiculous amount of muscles
15:51Meanwhile
15:53Swing carousel challenge
15:54Whoever loses has to clean the toilets for a whole month
15:57You in?
15:58I'm not scared of you
15:59Bring it on!
16:01Back off!
16:03Not a chance
16:04Take that and accept your defeat
16:11Dirty trick!
16:16Meanwhile
16:17So that's it?
16:20Pretty normal
16:21Roomie, Mira and Baby are all up on the carousel
16:26Time to add a little extra excitement to this ride
16:30Now it's my turn
16:40Gino, you dirty cheater
16:48Now all three of them will be taking turns cleaning the toilets for a month
16:54Meanwhile
16:57I'll take you to a ride that'll make every pretty girl watching admire you
17:02Huh?
17:03I just overheard that two manly guys are going on the teacup ride
17:08I'll help them become even more attractive to the ladies
17:11This spot has the best view for checking out girls
17:15So they'll definitely sit here
17:18A few moments later
17:21I don't see any pretty girls around here at all
17:23You seriously suck at flirting
17:24Yeah, right
17:25Like, you're any better
17:26I'm bored here with you
17:30Let's go find everyone to go home
17:38There's nothing interesting here
17:40Why is everyone looking at us and laughing?
17:43Because I'm way too handsome, obviously
17:46A few moments later
17:49These two guys seriously think all the girls love them
17:52But the truth is their backsides are covered in pain
17:54I could literally laugh myself to death
17:57This is a special gift for our little princess
18:00Let's see how she reacts to it
18:02Have fun here, little baby
18:06What the heck?
18:14Why are you here?
18:18We're finally at Dreamland today
18:21Don't you guys do anything embarrassing?
18:22I think the one you should warn is romance
18:25Not us
18:26A few moments later
18:29Park rules say no animals allowed inside, miss
18:32Then why is there a giant frog inside
18:35And we can't go in?
18:40That's our mascot, miss
18:42Not a real animal
18:44Meanwhile
18:48Baby is mad because the ticket clerk sold him a child ticket
18:52Ha ha
18:52I'm sorry, but in our park
18:55Children under 13 can't join the extreme rides
18:57I'm a grown man
18:58I've lived for a thousand years
19:00I might have even given birth to you
19:01But you look way too young
19:03And your name is literally baby
19:05Don't pity me
19:06Keep that ticket
19:06I'll come back, buy this whole park
19:08And fire you
19:09Meanwhile
19:10Wanna bet?
19:11If you beat that bull
19:12I'll treat you to a full protein meal
19:15I'm in
19:16I ain't scared of anything
19:17Run
19:18Meanwhile
19:24Wanna switch seats, baby?
19:25Kids need an adult next to them
19:27No way!
19:28Whoever throws up first becomes the loser dog
19:31Ha ha ha ha
19:32Baby, hold tight
19:36No!
19:40Baby
19:40I think
19:41We need to run
19:42Before they catch us
19:44I think so
19:45Ha ha ha ha ha
19:46Wanna try another ride?
19:48Something calm
19:49I'm about to lose my lunch
19:50Ha ha ha
19:51Let's go ride the Ferris wheel
19:53Meanwhile
19:54A real man has to conquer dangerous rides
19:57I'll test one out
19:58Who knows?
19:59Maybe pretty girls will start flocking around me
20:02Meanwhile
20:06This show is so boring
20:09Wanna go play something, Mira?
20:11Let's do bumper cars
20:13Play fair, Zoe
20:15Stop bumping into me
20:17If you don't hit in this game
20:18Might as well stay home
20:20I'll show you who's boss
20:22Ha ha ha ha
20:23Oh, you got me
20:30Meanwhile
20:31I wanted to come here with some pretty girls
20:33Not with these ox head, horse face
20:35Huh?
20:36Never mind
20:37I'll find something to eat
20:38That hot sauce is extremely spicy
20:40Go easy or your butt's gonna explode like fireworks
20:42A real man eats lots of spice
20:44That's what makes him attractive
20:46Oh no
20:49My stomach
20:50Where's the WC?
20:52Wait
20:58Why is this thing shaking?
21:05Meanwhile
21:06I just saw that truck carrying romance away
21:13It's hero time
21:15I'm gonna save him
21:17Hot news, everyone
21:19I found romance
21:21Guess which toilet he's stuck in
21:24Romance, you look
21:26Hunched, not so good, huh?
21:28And the smell
21:29Get out of here
21:30If you film me again
21:32I'll tear your camera apart
21:33A few moments later
21:35Where is this balloon going, staff?
21:37What?
21:38This balloon only flies high to see the park
21:40It can't fly far
21:42Man, this is boring
21:43Just going up and down
21:45What if we cut the ground ropes
21:47Let's see where this thing actually goes
21:49Something feels wrong
21:51Not wrong, this is very wrong
21:53Jump!
21:54Jump now!
22:00You guys need to follow us to the station
22:02And pay for the damage to the park
22:04What's wrong, Genu Mystery?
22:07Why are you handcuffed like that?
22:09They've knocked out the power to the entire amusement park
22:12Hi guys, today we're gonna conquer the thrill rides here
22:15What's wrong with you?
22:17We're going to an amusement park, not camping
22:19Why are you bringing those things?
22:20Rumi invited me to Adventureland
22:22And I thought it was a camping trip somewhere
22:24You didn't hear the rest of what I said
22:26You'll be blocked outside soon
22:28A few moments later
22:30Sir
22:30These items are not allowed in
22:33Where do you think you are?
22:37Hmm
22:37Okay
22:39Then let me leave them here
22:43But I'll come back to get them later
22:44Here comes Genu
22:46Not a good start
22:47Alright then
22:49Let's go play some games
22:51A few moments later
22:54Genu, let's go ride something else
23:00This one looks way too scary
23:01Scaredy cat
23:03Alright then
23:04I'll show you who the real loser dog is
23:06You can still come down now
23:08And I'll call you cute puppy
23:10No way
23:11You'll be the first dog that can talk
23:14Mommy!
23:15Mommy!
23:16Mommy!
23:17Help me!
23:21A few moments later
23:30That looks exciting
23:39Let's go romance
23:41I don't think this is very fun
23:44Fun?
23:46Can I get off, Mira?
23:47I thought you said that attractive men have to play thrill rides
23:52This is terrible
23:55Wait, romance
23:56Did you pee your pants?
23:59Huh?
24:00Huh?
24:01Huh?
24:04Huh?
24:05Huh?
24:06Huh?
24:06Huh?
24:06Huh?
24:06Huh?
24:07Huh?
24:07Huh?
24:08Huh?
24:08Meanwhile
24:09Baby
24:09I've been wanting to conquer the haunted house for so long
24:12Or let's stop, Zoe
24:14What if there's a real ghost in there?
24:15Don't be such a coward
24:17Baby, don't cling to me so tightly
24:20It's fun
24:21It seems like these paintings keep looking at us
24:25Zoe, hurry up
24:26I'm cold
24:27Be careful
24:29Or someone will scare you
24:31I'm scared to death
24:51Wait, where's Baby?
24:54Huh?
24:55Meanwhile
24:57Chickens don't know anything
25:03Strong men have to play speed games
25:08A few moments later
25:11Don't listen to mystery
25:19A strong man must know how to ride a horse
25:23Mmm
25:25This is delicious
25:27Mmm
25:27Mine too
25:28Best day ever
25:30That damn bird dared to steal from me
25:38I'll show him
25:39I advise you to buy another one
25:42heal, no
25:43I'll show you
25:44like that
25:45Maybe
25:46How do you have to take away this
25:47Imagine you
25:48if you
26:05You
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